Ghoul Instructor Naruto
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NarutoxHarem
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''Normal Speech''
Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books and scrolls
(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes.)
(Dark over lapping echoes)
''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Demonic/Angry characters Speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''
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Story Start
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The next day rolled around everyone was ready to see how this year's game was going to turn out.
"Then let the games begin." Grimwood cheered as she stood beside Colonel Calloway.
"Negative, Miss Grimwood. This Volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net." He complained; ending with a gesture to two posts, but nothing in between them.
"Not yet." She corrected him before looking over her right shoulder and shouted, "Legs!" With that shout a hairy eight legged beast cut off the walking boulder on his way to the court.
The spider climbed up one of the posts and began to create a net with little to no effort.
"You were saying, Colonel?" Naruto asked. The Colonel was taken aback by what had just happened.
"Ub, uh, I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines." The Colonel then stuttered.
"Coming right up." Miss Grimwood replied. She then lifted up a gong & hit it with a stick. The octopus butler then came along with a ground painter, painting the boundary lines on the court.
"Any other complaints, Colonel?" the blond asked as he was quite anxious to see the girl's training pay off.
"Well." The Colonel then said. "We need a referee."
''Well then...'' Naruto said as he made a cross with his fingers out of habit. The area was soon filled with smoke which faded and filled with Narutos.
''What the devil...?''
''Uzumaki Narutos ready to referee...'' they all chimed as one. ''You two over there on the other side of the court and you three over...'' the original directed the clones so they could watch the game from all angles. It was then suggested they flip a coin to see who went first. When the coin landed on Heads it was decided that Grimwood would go first.
''Alright girls show what you got!'' the original shouted from the side lines as he sat down in a lawn chair he had brought.'' Bring home the trophy!'' the words of encouragement began to pump up the girls. The first going up to the serve was Elsa.
''Alright Elsa." Naruto started. ''Time to put that impressive strength of yours to use! With minimal injuries okay?'' he quickly added remembering the last time he was on the receiving end of one of Elsa's serves he was knocked out cold for two hours.
"Alright, coach." Elsa replied as she lightly blushed in embarrassment. She then readied the ball for a serve when electricity sparked in her neck bolts. She then tossed the ball up and prepared a powerful serve, sending the ball flying right into the net, breaking a hole through it. The ball then continued flying forward as it hit Tuck and Grunt, knocking them off their feet.
"Net ball!" one of the clones said as he pointed to the net.
"I'd say it's a net loss." Miguelle said, looking at the net.
"Affirmative." Jamal replied, also looking at the broken net.
"Legs!" Miss Grimwood called. "On the double!" Legs then walked over, leapt onto the hole made in the net, and repaired it. Another clone handed the ball back to Elsa.
"Nice try for a first hit, Elsa." He said. "Let's make it over the next this time.''
''R-Right,'' she said as she readied another serve, had electricity charge through her neck, and served the ball high into the air.
"Nice hit." Winnie commented as the ball began drifting down from above.
"I got it!" Baxter shouted, jumping around underneath the oncoming ball, before it hit him so hard he was buried into the ground. "I mean I had it." He muttered.
"Point to Grimwood School." The original Naruto said. The disembodied hand then placed a 1 next to Grimwood's name on the scoreboard.
"Way to go. Grimwood!" several clones cheered from a makeshift bench they made.
And with a time skip we now come to a ten point to ten point tie game.
"Good serve, cadet!" Colonel Calloway said to Grunt as he received the ball, patting Grunt on the shoulder. "Keep pressing the attack!"
"Yes, sir!" Grunt said, then turned to the field and ran toward it. "Rahhhh!" He growled as he made a powerful serve.
"Ah ha ha, I got it!" Phanty shouted as she went through the net and hit the ball, making it bounce on Calloway's side of the field.
"Hey!" Miguelle shouted, pointing at Phanty. "She hit the net!"
"Hit it?" Jamal asked. "She went through it."
"Foul on Grimwood!" a Naruto clone said as he resist the urge to face palm as he noticed Phantasma already looked disappointed. "Sorry girls, but it looks like Calloway gets the point!"
"All the way with Calloway!" The Calloway cadets cheered, putting their hands in a circle, and throwing them up as the disembodied hand put an 11 next to Calloway's name on the scoreboard.
Looking dejected, Tanice looked over to Sybella and said. "We're never gonna win that trophy, Sybella."
"You bat we are!" An enthusiastic Sybella said, then screeched, turning into a bat & flew up to the next, spiking a ball right over Tuck, bouncing on the ground right behind him.
"Alright Great Spike Sybella!'' the original Naruto commented as he clapped his hands. Sybella flew back to her spot on the volleyball field and transformed back into a vampire. She then looked up at Naruto as her face went red and she looked to the ground.
"Thanks, coach." She said, still unable to look him in the face. Deciding to get her mind back into the game she walked over to a bewildered Tuck and took the ball off him. "Our serve cadet." She said, walking back to her side of the field with the ball in her hands. Tuck stared at her for a while before he managed to get another word in.
"I must be going batty." He said, rubbing his eyes before looking at Sybella again. Sybella handed the ball to Tanice.
"Here, Tanice." She said. "Let's see a fangtastic serve." With that, Tanice then served the ball, with a bit of her tape getting caught on the ball.
"I got it!" Miguelle shouted, reaching for the ball at the same time as Jamal. Both of them shouted as the ball flew towards them.
However, as they got ready to hit the ball, the wrappings pull the ball back over to Tanice, causing her to volley it again at The both of them. "I got it!" They shouted as they dove for the ball, only to have it pulled back to Tanice a second time.
"I got it." Tanice said as she caught the ball in her hands. As for Miguelle and Jamal, they both dove into the net resulting in it being brought down and the poles being broken.
A Naruto clone pointed at the two boys. ''Alright you two hit the net so point for Grimwood.''
Hand, the disembodied hand floated over to the scoreboard and placed an 11 next to Grimwood's name. ''And now the scores are tied.
Winnie let out a howl of joy as Phantsma let out a spectral laugh.
''Oh we have this in the bag.''
"Oh, Legs!" Miss Grimwood called, pointing over at the net. Legs scuttled over to the net, but upon seeing it, crossed his arms and shook his bed back and forth. "I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper." Miss Grimwood said. However, this didn't seem to phase Legs, who once again crossed his arms and shook his head. "Alright, alright, a dozen flies." Miss Grimwood then said. This seemed to work, as Legs immediately got to work, fixing up the poles and stringing together a whole new net. Once it was done, the game could continue.
The original Naruto was getting quite hungry followed the smell of something cooking. It was none other than matches working a red hot hotdog box. 'Kick ass...the pocket monster is selling food.'
''Hey Matches I'll take one.'' after Naruto paid for his hot dog the blond was about to take a bite when Kurama came out of FUCKING NOWHERE and snatched it from his hands with his teeth. Naruto was dumb founded for a few moments, his only thought was, 'what the fuck did I just see?' before he finally gathered his wits.
Meanwhile, the Calloway Cadets were all huddled around Tuck, who was holding a red remote control.
"They won't be winning for long." Tuck said. "I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball."
"Affirmative." Miguelle said as they put their hands in the circle on top of each other.
"Goodbye, Grimwood." Grunt said sinisterly. Tanice now had the ball. She dribbled it a few times and serves it, once again with her bandages attached to it. It sailed right over Elsa's head, and the net.
"Looks good, Tanice." Elsa said, watching the ball.
"I'll make it look bad." Tuck said, pressing some buttons on the control, causing the ball to fly straight up as Miguelle was about to hit it.
"That serve is loco." Miguelle said. The ball then flew so far that it drug Tanice up into the sky with her.
"WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Tanice cried as she soared into the sky.
"Out of bounds!" a Naruto clone as he ducked out of the way of the rocketed Tanice. ''Holy crap!''
The ball, and Tanice, were both launched up into a tree and landing on a branch. The ball got out of Tanice's wrapping and fell into Tuck's hands.
"Then it's Calloway's ball." He said, and then returned to the court. Yet something didn't sit right with him about how the ball reacted, but right now what mattered was helping Tannis down so the game could continue.
Everyone was unaware of the Calloway's cheating so the game took an unusual turn.
Jamal dribbled the ball and then served it. Winnie went up to hit it. ''Alright I got this!'' The Werewolf shouted with exuberance.
Tuck then used the remote, laughing, to make the ball stop in mid-air in front of Winnie, surprising her."Huh?" She asked. She attempted to hit the ball. It immediately leaped over her head, causing her to miss and land face-first on the ground.
"I'll save it, Winnie." Sybella said, reaching for the ball. However, when the ball was within Sybella's reach, it began to spin around her, tangling her in her own hair. "Oh, what a backspin."
Sybella said as she spun. Once she was tied in her hair, the ball bounced on the ground, gaining Calloway another point.
As this went on Kurama randomly went flying through the air. He let out a hell of a screech as he bumped into Jamal causing the boy to drop back and the remote to fly out of his hand and down the creature's throat.
Tuck look up at Jamal crossly."Nice work, Jamal." He said, pointing up at Jamal. "Now our remote control is AWOL." The ball bounced towards Colonel Calloway, hitting him in the face and knocking his hat off his head.
"Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat!" He shouted, rubbing his head as
Kurama hiccupped.
Colonel Calloway bent down to pick up his hat, but the ball bounced over and hit him on the ass, causing him to fall flat on his face. The ball then bounced back, into a Naruto clone's hand.
The game soon continued without much evidence as the Grimwood girls were back in the game. Winnie went to serve. She tossed the ball into the air, and smack the ball with a hell of a slam, sending it sailing over the net with a victorious howl.
Baxter and Tuck tried to hit the ball, but they both missed it, falling on top of each other as the ball bounced off the ground, scoring a goal for Grimwood. The disembodied hand placed a 16 next to Grimwood's name on the scoreboard, making the score 16-17. Later still, after more scores made, Grunt was up to make the serve.
"All the way with Calloway!" Grunt called, serving the ball, Tanice tried to hit the ball back, but couldn't reach it in time, causing it to hit the ground, scoring Calloway a point. The disembodied hand placed an 18, then a 19, next to Calloway's name on the scoreboard, tying up the game. Colonel Calloway stared excitedly at the trophy clutched in his hands.
"2 more points, men!" He shouted in delight. "The victory is ours!" Tuck got ready to serve the ball.
"Yeah, we can beat these girls without military assistance." He said as he served the ball. The ball sailed over Baxter's head.
"Wow!" Baxter said in awe, watching the ball fly over him. Elsa then immediately spiked the ball, causing it to hit Calloway's side of the field so hard it drove itself deep into the ground. "What a spike!" Baxter said in amazement.
The ball burst out of the ground right underneath him, coming up so fast it launched the Naruto sitting in the chair up into FUCKING SPACE!
"That ball is out of bounds!" Colonel Calloway shouted, pointing at the ball. The chair then came back down, in 1 piece but the Naruto who was sitting in it was gone forever.
''It hit in first colonel.'' the Naruto who was standing next to the chair pointed out. "Grimwood's ball." he stated before he began grieving for his lost brother.
"Grimwood! Grimwood! Grimwood!" the crowd of clones cheered as they waved mini flags. Matches then came up to the only Naruto copy with a goatee and incinerated one of his flags. The Goatee Naruto looked at his hand wondering where his flag went.
He then looked down at Matches, and his eye began to twitch. "Hey!" He shouted as Matches just laughed at him which didn't last long. ''Why you little...'' he started as he began strangling Matches. Meanwhile, a Venus Spytrap watched the game going on, seeing the Grimwood Girls in action.
Winnie let lose a howl as she got on Elsa's shoulders and returned an oncoming ball. The ball hit Miguelle, knocking him into Jamal, knocking them both to the ground.
"Agh!" Miguelle grunted.
"Ugh!" Jamal grunted.
"Eh huh, those girls are strong Revolta." The Creeper, a mass, oval green cycloptic plant creature commented from the image on the screen.
"Just like their parents, Creeper." the witch remarked. "But soon all that power will be mine.''
Back at the game, the score was now 20-20, the disembodied hand placed a 20 next to Grimwood's name on the scoreboard, putting Grimwood ahead on the score.
''Alright the next point decides it all.'' Naruto said to the girls as he futz with his bandaged face some. ''So you got to own them! Plain and simple...'' He then handed the ball to Sybella.
"Serve up a good-a hit, Sybella."
"You bat I will." Sybella said.
Meanwhile, the Calloway Cadets were placing a jet pack on Grunt's back."This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Grunt." Tuck said.
"My pleasure." Grunt commented. "I'll pulverize 'em." Sybella threw the ball high into the air and, as it came down, turned into a bat and served it. Grunt came up in the jet pack and spiked the ball back. "Take that, ya bat!" The ball was flying straight for Grimwood ground.
"I can't reach it!" Tanice shouted as she ran toward the ball, which was inches from the ground.
The ball stopped right before hitting the ground, flying right back up at Grunt, hitting him in the face, and bouncing off each Calloway Cadet's head before hitting the ground on Calloway's side of the field, scoring the point for Grimwood that had ended the game. Naruto pointed over at the ball and Colonel.
"The ball's out Colonel." He said. "And with this Grimwood wins the game." The disembodied hand placed a 21 next to Grimwood's name on the scoreboard, making the final score Grimwood – 21, Calloway – 20. Grimwood was ecstatic, running over to Naruto picking him up, and carrying him back to Grimwood, cheering.
"You were fangtastic, coach." Sybella commented.
"Aw, come on, girls." Naruto commented. "You were the ones that kicked ass out there...speaking of which...who the hell keeps groping my ass?" Meanwhile, Miss Grmwood walked over to Colonel Calloway.
"I believe we get the trophy this year, Colonel Calloway." Miss Grimwood commented. The Colonel however, clutched the trophy tightly.
"There must be some mistake." He said. "I won't hand it over!" However, the disembodied hand then floated over and grabbed the trophy, pulling on it from Colonel Calloway's clutches, before Colonel Calloway finally released it, allowing the disembodied hand to give it to Miss Grimwood.
"Thank you, Colonel." Miss Grimwood said, then turned to a recently shown-up Tanice. "Here, Tanice." Miss Grimwood said, handing Tanice the trophy. "For your mummy case."
"Thanks, Miss Grimwood." Tanice said, very happily. The Calloway Cadets however, were in another boat.
"I don't get it." Tuck said. "We had the tactics."
"We had the strategy." Jamal said.
"We had the equipment." Miguelle added.
"But we still lost." Grunt dejectedly remarked.
"Affirmative." Baxter replied. Colonel Calloway raised a finger to get his cadets' attention.
"No moping, men." He said. "The Calloway Cade says "Retreat with dignity...besides we will crush them in the main event.'' he firmly remarked as they made their 'dignified' retreat.