Ghoul Instructor Naruto
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NarutoxHarem
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''Normal Speech''
Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books and scrolls
(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes.)
(Dark over lapping echoes)
''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Demonic/Angry characters Speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''
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Story Start
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Ghoul Instructor Naruto
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NarutoxHarem
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''Normal Speech''
Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books and scrolls
(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes.)
(Dark over lapping echoes)
''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Demonic/Angry characters Speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''
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Story Start
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It was the eve of the Grimwood School victory of the volleyball there was much rejoicing and celebration. While being a small thing prior to the overall competition it served as an important mood uplifter and motivator for the girls.
''You girls did an amazing job!'' Agi congratulated the students as the inhabitants of the mansion went about straightening up the house for the open house. The place was being adorned with all matter of festive decorations as the main roomw as being cleared for plenty of room.
''This definitely adds a bit of flair to this year's Halloween.'' Winnie happily replied as she placed a Jack-O-Lantern on a counter that she carved using her claws with her fur matted slightly from the thick juice. Her claws also carried the scent of pumpkin to which she meticulously worked to lick them clean.
"I'm so happy that we finally have a trophy to show off at our Open House." Tanice announced with a tone filled with glee as she admired the trophy.
''Well good for you young one.'' Alia kindly remarked as she affectionately rubbed the mummy girl on top of her head.
"Open House?" Naruto asked them as he realized he was a bit uninformed about several of the events of the school. While he had heard of open houses before he had never attended one personally or one he could remember.
"It's only the biggest event of the Grimwood school year." Sibella explained to the coach as she hung a skeleton on a hook. Despite the fact that this was something she often looked forward too she couldn't shake the dread of the eventual talk between her teacher and her father.
''It'll be interesting...'' Aloki said as she placed some spiders on certain parts of the walls so they could do their things and start making webs. ''I always wanted to meet some of the council members. '' she remarked as that drew in Naruto's interest.
''Council members?'' he repeated as he Aloki began her explanation.
''A few Millennium ago there was a civil war between the various species of monsters. The despites could always be summoned up over matters of pride, power, money, or even food. Though as those disputes began to lessen as certain race of monsters grew in influence and gained stakes of land there was always one matter that often kept being brought up.
And that was the idea of integrating with humans and slowly integrating the two societies or enslaving them and using them as livestock. Of course because of how humans bred like rabbits and had the support of angels to eliminate rogue demons the latter decision wasn't wise. This all goes back to the old times where the Earth once belong to demons and monsterkind and stories mention that the human ancestors that live on this world had migrated here from a dying dimension and the humans are more or less borrowing the planet under a stipulation. As long as humans maintain certain expectations which seem to only be known by the highest order of heavenly and hell specters of the planet then the peace is maintained and if they fail then a war between the two break out."
"What makes humans and monsters integral in regards to the wars between the angels and demons?"
"Well the reason why the two species are important between the forces of heaven and hell is the fact that our moral conscience acts as a fuel for both sides. For example the amount of good or evil in a human's heart decides whether the angels or demons are empowered. "
"So certain monster species would see humans as an important factor in influencing the tide between the two sides?" Naruto was already theorized scenarios in how opportunist would try to manipulate things to their sides.
"That is but one of the possibilities. For others who had little love or no real interest in the human race didn't agree to their food supply being wiped out or wanted to deal with the destruction of a war between angel and demons or risk one side turning against monster kind in retaliation. That was until one day under the leadership of fifteen monsters histry was made. Those fifteen became legends and some of those council members in fact make up some of these girl's fathers.''
''In other words we're having some real live...or dead celebrities joining the party.'' Camula remarked as she pressed her bosom against Naruto's back who was so absorbed into the story he didn't notice her presence.
''What do you think handsome? I look good enough to eat right?'' she asked as she showed off her cream colored dress which was both sleeveless and reached down to her knees with three inch black heels.
"Eat wouldn't be the term I would use." Naruto remarked as he looked here over.
''There will be food, dancing...ooh I can't wait!'' Phanty gushed and let out a ghostly shriek as half of her materialized from the ground carrying a butterfly net. ''How about you coach? Are you light on your feet?'' to emphasize her pun Phanty floated a few feet off the ground.
''Yeah...'' he mumbled as he stroked his chin. He couldn't help but feel there was something off.
''You seem distracted!'' Naruto looked up at the doorway and noticed Gem was walking in with a tray of tea. ''Maybe some tea will calm the nerves?'' the soft spoken head mistress in training suggested as Naruto took a cup and thanked her. ''We could always use some help in the kitchen.'' she added.
After taking a long swig from the cup Naruto nodded and followed Gem into the kitchen where Miss Grimwood was baking brownies." Alright, Matches." Miss Grimwood said as she turned to the green dragon. "Ready to bake a batch of brownies?"
"Reeah." Matches growled. He then went over to the oven, breathing fire underneath the pan, baking the batter and sending the smell throughout the kitchen. Sibella then wandered into the kitchen, attracted by the smell.
"Mmmmmmm, something smells rotten." She said as she took another sniff of the air. "Deliciously rotten." Sibella commented as the disembodied hand brought the finished brownies to her. "Swamp brownies, fresh from the oven."
"Made with slimy swamp water." Miss Grimwood commented. "Chock full of mosquitoes."
Naruto raised an eyebrow as he looked over to the bowl that had a bit of batter left over. Thinking back to his brief stint in the forest that would never be named he ate many things that would be considered worst. What one culture saw unpleasant was a tasty treat to another.
"Phantasma." Miss Grimwood called for the phantom. "Are those caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?"
"They will be as soon as I catch them." Phantasma laughed, chasing several caterpillars with a net.
With a sigh Naruto took out several kunai and flung them with pinpoint accuracy killing the remarkable fast creatures dead on making Phantasma's job rather easy.
"Thanks, Naruto." Phantasma laughed.
"No problem." he remarked.
"Nothing's too good for our guests." Phantasma cackled as she poured the caterpillars into the bowl.
With nothing else going on Naruto decided to go over and talk to Sibella who seemed to have been avoiding him anyway. "Say, Sibella can you clue me on all those who might be coming?''
For a brief moment Sibella decided to let go of her dread. She was sure since Naruto wasn't a conventional human then her father wouldn't attempt to kill the blond...at least not right away…hopefully.
Holding up a black and white photo of two bats Sibella exclaimed with a hint of excitement. ''My parents; Dracula and Belladona and they'll be here before sundown. I'm sure they'll absolutely love you.''
''Yeeeeah.'' Naruto responded as she sent a pointed glance out the window and noticed the sun was setting. Something told him he should go and find that scroll where he sealed the war-mech...just to be on the safe side. ''I'll be right back...'' he said as he sped out of the kitchen.
''Aah there you are coach.'' she began as she held up a portrait of Frankenstein's monster. "You gotta meet Frankenteen Senior." She said as shortly after Tanice and Winnie also showed up, holding up portraits of their families.
''And my mummy daddy." Tanice added quickly followed by. ''The Wolfman too...I'm sure we would all have a spanking great time.''
For a brief moment Naruto was surprised Winnie didn't go for the obvious wolf pun when he realized he was hunting for Kurama to feed them to the monsters so he could escape. ''Don't forget the phantom.'' Phantasma said as she rolled open a picture of a violet skin and pale figure that was the very definition of lanky, wearing a thick brown trench coat and hat during what looked like was quite a story night in the picture.
Later that night the storm that was setting in had become more ferocious. The rain intensified as the light drizzle evolved into a fierce downpour that was turning the dirt roads into muddy death traps for vehicles that lacked off-road ties with lightning and thunder intensifying. Outside of the mansion, a large dark silhouette approached the school. The silhouette let out a roar.
The Creeper's Venus Spytrap, trying to keep water off itself, watched the silhouette march stiffly up the steps.
"Here they come, Revolta." The witch's spy communicated with her. Upon closer inspection the figures was far taller than even the average basketball player easily estimated to be twelve or thirteen feet in height with green tattered jacket with a yellow undershirt and torn pants. His face was an unearthly, pale bone-white and he had sharp, dirty-square block hair. Behind him were two figures under a rather large umbrella.
The first was a muscular and hairy beast, obviously the Wolf-Man wearing a pair of tattered jeans to cover his shame. By his side was an attractive woman with flame red-orange hair who hardly looked a day over twenty wearing an ocean blue t-shirt and black trousers which fit her accordingly, but one wouldn't describe them as form fitting.
Following that, rising out of the moat was an amphibious creature with scaly green skin, webbed hands with sharp claws on the tip of each finger with menacing yellow eyes. It was known other than The Creature of the Black Lagoon Gill-man.
Two bats flew overhead and dropped down to the image taking human form. The male into a purple-skinned vampire in a black tuxedo and cape, with the female wearing a dark blue dress with a slit going up to her left ankle. And with that Dracula and his Wife Belladona entered the scene.
"The mightiest monsters in the world." The Creeper's voice whispered to himself in awe. Slowly walking through the heavy storm was the Mummy Man, otherwise known as the priest Imhotep.
Dracula walked up next to him and held his cape over the head of his old friend.
"Let me cape you out of the rain Imhotep." Dracula said.
"Thank you, Count." The Mummy thanked gratefully. "This wrap isn't waterproof."
"Aah, they were the mightiest of all monsters!" Revolta announced as disgust soon filled her voice, watching it all from her lair. "There inactivity has made them soft...rusty. But once I take control of their progeny all will know my name and fear me!'' As she said this, she brought her hands out in a dramatic fashion, bringing them close to a bat, which reached out to bite the hand, only to have Revolta retract it before it got bitten, prompting Revolta to hit the bat and send it spinning on its own perch.
One by one the adult creatures began showing up.
"Dad!" Elsa called, turning to the door and getting up to go to it. After that, a howl was heard, causing Winnie's ears to perk up at it.
"My papa's calling me." Winnie she said as got up and dashed off to greet him.
''Now where's my sacrifice!'' Naruto grumbled as he realized that Kurama was nowhere to be seen at all. It only took Naruto the logical conclusion that he would be in someone's panty drawer. Though, before he could test that conclusion Phanty popped up out of the floor. ''I wish you wouldn't do that.''
''Hey there Sugah I'd like you to meet someone.'' she said and then took to the air." Father, meet my new teacher." A purple phantom in a brown trench coat and black fedora descended from the roof. Looking down at Naruto he offered him his hand, not wanting to appear rude to her daughter's teacher.
"Phanty's told me so much about you." He said as Naruto shook the phantom's hand while praying he wasn't a mind reader.
''Only the good things I hope.'' he awkwardly remarked as he quickly changed the subject. ''It's kind of stuffy...I think I'll open a window.'' he said as he zipped out of the room with golden flash speed.
"See, father?" Phanty said. "He's quite the energetic fellow.''
Naruto cracked the windows to a third-way open unaware of the flying creatures that were outside. He stepped back and three bats had flown in startling him. ''This is the one my daughter marked?'' The count bat thought before turning back into his true form. "It's so nice to see new blood in Grimwood." The Count commented as he sized Naruto and up and down. 'Ugh...did she have to choose someone with such an obnoxious hair color? And is that...Fox I smell?'' he wondered as his eye began to twitch.
"It's marvelous to meet you dahling! I am countess Belladonna! Our Sibella has told us all about you.'' the pale skin vampiress greeted the blond.
''Hey Naruto where the hell is my...''As the Kurama turned the corner he paused mid-rant as he locked eyes with Dracula.
''YOU!'' They both shouted and pointed an accusatory finger at each other. Kurama being the first to react launched a tomato he had wrapped in one his tails at the count which he was saving for Naruto. The count ducked under the tomato and bared his fangs.
''Prepare to be skinned Fox!''
''I should go and meet the other parents!'' he decided as he made his way out of there.
''He's a bit odd, but he's a fangastic teacher mommy.''
''I'm sure he is dahling...'' Belladona said as she placed her hand on her daughter's forehead. ''But you know how your father feels about mortals and I can't guarantee that he'll spare the man.'' she regretfully told her daughter who adorned a downcast look.
Naruto slid down the stair banister and made it to the front door. So much for using Kurama as a peace offering, but maybe if he made a good impression he wouldn't worry too much. I mean he is their daughter's teacher after all, so surely they wouldn't attempt to harm their progeny's reputation. Suddenly the door burst in a powerful gust of cold wind caused him to jump back slightly and shiver.
''There he is dad.'' Elsa announced as she and her father came in.
"Come to Frankenteen." Frankenteen Sr. said. The Mummy then walked through the door after him.
"Yes." He said, reaching out and letting his wrapping shoot towards the blond. "Let's get a closer look at'em.'' The Mummy's bandages launched at Naruto who was so stupefied due to the fact he was having the damn flashback with the mummy and the lobster he was unable to dodge the wrap that ensnared him. The mummy pulled him in until they were face to face.
''Wait! Before you hurt the boy...'' Kurama shouted as he fell through a hole in the fucking ceiling.
'Holy shit! Kurama is coming to help me? I take back half the terrible shit I said or thought about it.''
''Can I get some popcorn first? Maybe some soda?''
''You got to hell Kurama! You got to hell and you die!"'
"Hurt him?" The Mummy asked, as if it were a joke. "I want to hug him." He said gratefully, wrapping his arms tightly around Naruto. "For making my daughter feel like a winner." As he said that, Tanice came in, holding the soccer trophy. Naruto looked down at her, realizing what he was talking about. He then looked back at him, smiling.
"Of course...yeaah...sure why not.'' he finally settled on as he continued mentally forming ways to bodily harm Kurama.
"I'll admit I was skeptical at first, but you kid have managed to become a hero in all our girls' eyes." The Wolfman said as Winnie walked in on this. "So let's give 'em 3 cheers." With that, he and Winnie let out 3 howls. After that, all the monsters began cheering them.
'Wow...they are far tamer then I was expecting.' Naruto noted as he began to relax.
"Now that everyone's acquainted, let's head to the other room for refreshments." Miss Grimwood replied. The center piece on the table was a large jack-o-lantern-shaped bowl full of black liquid with white and yellow chunks floating in it. "Have some Halloween punch, everybody." She replied. Naruto and Kurama shrugged and decided to give it a try when, as such the disembodied hand pour them some Halloween punch, which the octopus then handed them. "That's the spirit, boys." She said. The fox boys then took a swig of the punch, swishing it around in their mouths before they swallowed it.
"Tangy.'' Naruto remarked.
"It's an old Grimwood recipe." Miss Grimwood replied, raising her hand, opening it to them. "Poison Ivy Punch." At that, Naruto hung his head. "Made from scratch." She added.
''Right...'' Naruto inched away from the drink but bumped into Winnie.
''Hey Winnie, what do you have right there?''
"Something for my papa, coach." Winnie explained, placing the item on a nearby table and opening it up, revealing the inside to be lined with several sharp needles. "Miss Kurono helped me make it.'' She picked up a nearby lime and placed it on the needles. She then slammed the item shut, leaving her thumb clamped onto the top of its "head", where a hole was located. She lifted the item up, pointing the "head" to a nearby empty glass, and took her thumb off the top, causing green juice to squirt out the top and into the glass. "She told me I seem to have a gift for tinkering with things and I made this. It's a juicer." Winnie proudly announced as Naruto looked it over.
''Oh that's interesting.'' He replied. Winnie's father then came over as Winnie picked up the glass.
"Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, papa." Winnie replied, handing him the glass. He placed an arm around his daughter and took a swig of the green lemonade, causing his face to contract into itself from the sourness. His face then returned to normal and he look back at Winnie.
"That's wonderful, Winnie." He said, before drinking the rest of it. "Aahh, nice and sour. It makes my whiskers pucker." Meanwhile, Sibella was handing her parents matching red bath robes with white edges along with a white and black belt.
''Father...mother...this is my gift to you.
"Wonderful." Dracula said. "Just what I need after a rainy flight let me try it on." He then wrapped himself up in his cape, turning into a bat. Sibella then went over to him in his bat self and put the robe on him.
"Oh it fits how absolutely vonderful."
''Such a thoughtful gift Sibella.'' Belladona said as she kissed her daughter on the forehead.
"Reeeaaah." Dracula screeched in agreement.
"See for yourself." Sibella said, holding up a mirror, allowing Dracula to see the robe fitting what would be his reflection.
"Waaaa." He scrawked. "That's vonderful."
Matches however, was feeling left out, and shed a tear. Sibella then walked up to him, holding another red and wouldn't feel left out, Matches." She said. "I made a robe for you too, and it's fireproof." Matches smiled happily when he saw this, his smile then turning sinister. He took in a deep breath, turned red, and breathed fire on the robe. And as Sibella said, it was not affected.
Elsa then walked by carrying what looked like a red walkman, with the headphones that normally go around the ears around her neck bolts.
"I made my present in science class." Elsa said. "It's a portable shockman." She walked over to an open window & stuck the shockman outside. Lightening then promptly struck the shockman, causing Elsa to become engulfed in lightening. "With a rechargeable battery pack that lasts for wee-e-e-e-eeks." She then took off the shockman once the lightening had stopped, handing it to Frankenteen Senior. "For you, dad." She said. Frankenteen Sr. took the headphones & put them on his neck bolts. Then another lightning bolt promptly came and struck the shockman, sending several thousand volts of electricity through Frankenteen Sr..
"This puts volts in my bolts." He said, feeling the electricity in his neck. Once the lightening stopped, he patted Elsa on the head. "Thank you, Elsa." He said.
"You're welcome dad." She replied. "I thought you'd get a charge out of it."
Next Tanice was presenting her present to her father which looked like a small mummy knelt down to pick up Tanice's gift.
"It's a bright light." Tanice explained as her father opened the sarcophagus, showing a mummy inside with glowing red eyes. "To brighten the darkest mummy case."
"What a thoughtful gift, Tanice." The mummy then said and finally Phantasma presented her gift for her father which wasn't a conventional gift, but a composition.
Phantasma sat at a large pipe organ, turning around to look at the crowd."Ahh ha ha ha, ha ha." Phantasma cackled. "It's called "Duet For 3 Hands." She then turned back to the pipe organ, and the disembodied hand joined her. They began to play a rather Halloween-esque song. The octopus then joined them on a set of drums with a skull on the large drum in the middle. "…and 6 tentacles. Wah ha ha, ha ha, haaa ha ha ha." She finished. She then began to play her song. Meanwhile, outside, the Venus Spytrap was listening in on the song, rocking back & forth to the beat. Back at Revolta's Lair, Revolta and the Creeper were listening to everything.
"Sounds like they're having fun, Revolta." The Creeper then commented.
"Yes." Revolta said. "But soon the party will be over." As she said that, Phantasma had finished her song. She then turned around to a cheering audience.
"Fantastic, Phantasma." The Phantom then said.
"Bravo." Miss Grimwood said.
"It made my blood run cold." Dracula commented.
''Now that's a performance!'' Naruto congratulated as he clapped. Phantasma shook hands with the disembodied hand, and they took a bow.
"Thank you, oh thank you, ahh ha, ah ha, ahh ha ha ha!" She laughed. At that moment, the grandfather clock in the room started to chime. The time read 4:30.
"It will soon be dawn." Dracula said, pointing to the clock. He then turned to Sibella. "Your mother and I must be on our way, Sibella, but I will be returning tomorrow night to speak with that coach of yours."
Naruto's ears twitched slightly at that. That feeling of 'oh shit' was returning.
"I know, daddy." Sibella said in an understanding tone. Winnie and her father were also taking notice of the time, looking out the window at the moon disappearing under the horizon.
"The moon is going down, Winnie." He said, and then looked down at his daughter. "I'd better run too." he said and took notice of Naruto was at the door, to bid them all farewell.
"Glad you could drop by." Naruto said, waving to the monsters. 'And that you decided not to kill me.
"In the meantime, I want you to take good care of my little Sibella." Dracula said, looking the blond into the eyes.
''Don't worry...no harm will come to her. I stake my life on it.''
"Good." Dracula said. "Because if anything happens to her, I will drain you dry, hack up your body, and sell it to the nearest cannibals I can find. I will be seeing you tomorrow human as we have things to discuss." With that Dracula and Belladona was off.
Naruto Though wasn't able to relax as the Wolfman had some choice words for him.
"That goes for Winnie too. We too have things to discuss another night human.'' he said as he showed off his claws. Shortly afterwards, Frankenteen Sr. came up and lifted him off the ground so they were his eye level by their necks.
"Elsa is my pride and joy." He said, then moving his eyes closer to theirs. "Don't let me down."
''You know I'm been trying to be nice, but I'm not going to be man handle by you...'' Naruto's rants and his steadily growing annoyed disposition were halted by the appearance of the Phantom. Naruto always were nervous around specters.
The mummy then walked up to him and did what Frankenteen Sr. did as well, grabbing him by his neck and lifting him up to eye level.
"Take care of Tanice and her friends." He said. His eyes then started glowing red. "Or you're going to meet a very mad mummy." He finished, dropping Naruto back to his feet as well. 'You know what...legendary monsters or not f these ass-holes keep man-handling me I'll show them what a sage can do.' his thought was interrupted by the Phantom creeping through a knothole in the floor and looking at him.
"Not to mention a fowl-tempered phantom." He said. With that, he spun out of the hole and soared off out the door leaving a disheveled and annoyed Naruto behind. 'Just…just role with it. Just concerned fathers looking after their daughters. Uugh I need a drink. Why the hell did I go with a teaching job of all things?'
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