Tales of the Jungle

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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AN: Inspired by holleren46

..Responses..

MysterD47: a good start..but I'll need more for a good story.

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"Your going to the man-village!" Shouts Bagheera. "No!" Shouts Mowgli as he grabs the tree, Bagheera grabs his loincloth by the teeth...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls...and pulls-

Mowgli was in tears now! His balls were being crushed by this wedgie! And Bagheera... Bagheera was pulling the surprisingly stretchy fabric over the log...through the jungle...over a stream...and past a surprised little girl.

Shanti had been minding her own business, collecting water, singing and the like...when a panther came from the jungle struggling to pull a piece of red fabric along...Shanti was stunned both by terror and curiosity at the bizarre sight...

Finally, Mowgli couldn't take it anymore! It hurt too much! He let go of the tree-

SPROING!

Mowgli flew backward through the jungle like a rocket!

SMACK!

CRACK!

WHACK!

Hitting everything in his way!

Shanti's eyes went wide as a boy suddenly flew throughout the jungle-

SLAM!

And landed in her urn! His legs kicked frantically as he tried to get out...but not only did this not help...he ended up accidentally kicking off his loincloth...exposing himself for all the world to see.

Bagheera laughed at Mowgli's predicament...While Shanti just laughed at what she saw.

"Well, he's your problem now." Said Bagheera dismissively as he went back to the jungle...

A few minutes later...the entire village was treated to the sight of Shanti walking through the village with an urn on her...with a naked boys legs kicking frantically from it...the villagers shared her laughter...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I'm refusing all 'Kaa dose F***** up stuff to people, fetish stories'...there's too much of that already!

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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