Tales of the Jungle
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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..Responses..
rmarcano321: thank you
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My own home, my own home
My own home, my own home
Father's hunting in the forest
Mother's cooking in the home
I must go to fetch the water
'Til the day that I am grown
'Til I'm grown, 'til I'm grown
I must fetch the water
'Til the day that I am grown
Then I will have a handsome husband
And a daughter of my own
And I'll send her to fetch the water
I'll be cooking in the home
Than I'll send her to fetch the water
And I'll be cooking in the home
I'll be cooking in the home
Sang Shanti as she pulled up the water...and as dose so...a reflection in the water! It was a boy her age!She giggles to herself, Scrawny one at that...and he had the look of someone smitten...she giggles again while continuing to sing...
My own home, my own home
My own home, my own home
Father's hunting in the forest
Mother's cooking in the home
I must go to fetch the water
'Til the day that I am grown
'Til I'm grown, 'til I'm grown
I must fetch the water
'Til the day that I am grown
Then I will have a handsome husband
And a daughter of my own
And I'll send her to fetch the water
I'll be cooking in the home
Than I'll send her to fetch the water
And I'll be cooking in the home
I'll be cooking in the home
It was a rather repetitive and annoying song...but for whatever reason it drew in the boys...idiots...
In any case, it worked, the boy leaned forward-
CRACK!
RIP!
SPLASH!
Shanti laughed, both at the boy falling into the water and what his ripped off loincloth revealed...he was SMALL.
He was busy rubbing the water out of his eye's, he couldn't see! Quickly, she whacked him in the head with her vase to put him out and put his scrawny body inside it! Quickly she ran back into the village excited, the girls were going to love this!
Meanwhile Bagheera watched all this while Baloo was about to run-off sad. Baloo hears the commotion and is about to turn around, when Bagheera quickly convinces him nothing's wrong and walks off with him.
"Eh, who am I to judge human courting? Besides it wouldn't kill that boy to get his ego knocked down a peg." Thinks Bagheera to himself with a shrug.
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I'm refusing all 'Kaa dose F***** up stuff to people, fetish stories'...there's too much of that already!
AN: Inspired by kirk327
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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