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Welcome back to "L Is For Love", I know it's been a while since I last updated this story. As I've mentioned in my other story, I took a break due to life getting busy. And while it's taken me a little bit to get rid of the rust, I am still continuing this story. The only story that I will be updating regularly for this month is Stupor Heroics: Incursion. My other stories will be updated as I get inspired to write them. If you want to help me get inspired then make sure to review ;)

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L Is For Love

Chapter 11: Lincoln Did What?

The following morning Lincoln went to school and tried to have a normal day. And for the most part, he did. There were some questions about what happened to him and Stella since they both still had bruises and some cuts. While they knew the truth and so did Clyde, Lincoln and Stella had fun spreading several rumors. One of their favorites was that Clyde caught Lincoln and Stella kissing and he grew jealous because he was in love with Lincoln. While Clyde found it funny, his girlfriend didn't and they quickly apologized and then spread a different rumor.

But it wasn't until lunch time that a different rumor began to spread through their school and this one didn't come from Lincoln or Stella. It was spread by students who had older siblings that were in highschool and middle school. And it all started that morning…

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Lori was sitting in class when she heard giggling coming from behind her. Becky sat behind her next to their classmate Hannah. Becky was obviously giggling about something and Lori had a good idea as to what it was.

"Becky, what's got you into such a good mood?" Hannah asked the redhead.

Becky gave her a goofy grin. "Oh nothing…just thinking about my wonderful White Russian…he gave me a lovely love letter on Friday."

"Oh really? And who's this mystery man?" Hannah asked, eager to hear the juicy gossip.

"Well, I don't want to spread any rumors," Becky began which made Lori bite down a laugh. "But he's a little younger than me."

"Oooo, girl, you're so bad!" Hannah giggled as she leaned closer. "Tell me the name, girl, I have to know now!"

"Okay, I'll tell you but you have to keep it a secret…" Becky whispered as she glanced around. "It's actually Lori's little brother, Lincoln."

Hannah gasped. "What?"

"Yea, keep it secret, girl." Becky said with a wink. "I wouldn't want the other girls getting jealous that I got me such a wonderful man."

Lori could feel Hannah's eyes on her back. "B-But…is Lori okay with this?" After all, the whole school knew about Luna's reaction to Lincoln giving Sam Sharp a love letter.

"Pfft, yea." Becky said with a wave. She then leaned over and tapped Lori on the shoulder, as per their plan. "Hey, Lori, you're okay if I bang your brother, right?"

Hannah gasped as Lori turned around and raised a brow at Becky. "I'm okay if you date my brother." Lori corrected.

"Same thing." Becky said with a wave. "Anyways, see? She's cool with it."

Hannah still looked shocked. "Um…but what about Luna? How come she got so mad?"

Lori sighed. "Well, unlike Luna, I don't have a crush on my female friends."

"Say the word and we can tag team your brother." Becky said with a playful wag of her eyebrows.

Ignoring the redhead's antics, Lori continued. "Luna was upset because she also had a crush on Sam and Lincoln just beat her to it." Lori then shrugged. "I don't mind if my friends go on playdates with my brother. I just think it's sweet that he gave them all love letters."

"Wait, what do you mean? How many love letters did he send out?" Hannah asked.

At that point, Carol, who had been speaking with another classmate, shyly raised her hand to get Hannah's attention. "Lincoln also gave me a love letter." Carol blushed. "It was really sweet…"

Hannah's eyes widened. "Wait, wait, hold on. You also got a love letter?" She then turned to Becky. "And you're okay with that?"

Becky grinned. "I don't mind sharing so long as Carol agrees to a threesome."

Hannah couldn't believe her eyes, especially when Carol blushed and looked away. What was going on?

Things only progressed from there as rumors began to spread of Carol and Becky agreeing to share Lori's and Leni's little brother. Somehow the fact that Luna had been upset was quickly being forgotten as the rumor mill began to go into overtime. Especially when two more names entered the mix in the forms of Margo Roberts and Maggie Forrester, both girls being younger and closer in age to Lincoln. When asked about dating Lincoln, Margo blushed but nodded, saying that the boy had confessed his feelings in a wonderful love letter. When Maggie was asked, she would simply blush and nod before walking away. She was a girl of few words after all and all of the attention was a bit much for her.

By lunch time, the main topic of discussion was the fact that a boy had given two of the hottest girls that weren't related to him love letters. The fact that Carol Pingrey, one of the most popular girls in school, seemed to return those feelings towards said boy was a shock to everyone. Now, some knew who Lincoln Loud was, after all it was a small town and a boy with white hair wasn't a common sight. And with all of the antics of the Loud family, Lincoln had earned a vague reputation throughout his sisters' age groups. Some knew of his silver tongue and they assumed that he must've delivered one hell of a letter in order to win over Carol Pingrey, of all girls.

And one person who was not taking it well was their friend Dana. The poor girl was feeling left out since she also hung out with them and Lincoln. "Why didn't he give me a love letter?" She complained while lying flat on the table.

Carol, having sat next to her during lunch, just patted her back. "I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it." She said in order to comfort her friend. "M-Maybe yours got lost in the mail?"

"He hand delivered them, remember?" Dana said, still staring down at the table. "He just doesn't like me…"

"Dana, why do you care that Lincoln gave us letters?" Becky asked her friend as she sat on the other side of her. "It's not like you've got a crush on him, right?"

Even while lying half on the table, the girls all noticed Dana's blush.

"Wait, you do?" Lori asked the brunette.

Dana quickly sat up and began to wave her hands in front of her. "I-It's not what you think, I swear! I just sort of think he's kind of cute! I-In a bunny sort of way, you know?"

"Oh my god, that makes so much sense now!" Becky declared as she let her right fist fall on her open palm. She grinned and turned towards Dana, who was looking scared as to what Becky was about to say. "That's why you like it when he calls you Bunny Ears! Because you want him to give you a good thum-mmph!"

A blushing Dana quickly covered the redhead's mouth as she angrily whispered. "Shut up, shut up, shut up! I told you that in confidence, Becky!"

"What's going on?" Lori asked, a slight frown on her face. "Dana, is there something that you want to tell us?"

Dana looked around the table at her friends and she sighed, releasing her hold on Becky's mouth. "Okay, but promise me that you won't get mad."

"I promise." Leni said even though she didn't know what she was agreeing to.

"I can only promise to try." Lori permitted.

Taking what she could get, Dana's shoulders slumped. "I told Becky, in confidence I might add," Dana shot a quick glare at the redhead who didn't look the least bit ashamed. "That I had a w-wet dream about Lincoln..."

The table went quiet for a long moment. None of the girls aside from Becky were reacting at all as the news settled in. And Becky was just grinning like mad as she finally realized why Dana had had such a vivid dream.

Finally, Lori spoke. "H-How long ago was this?"

Dana was about to speak but she was beaten by Becky. "Last year."

"Becky!" Dana shrieked, her face burning crimson.

"Last year!?" Lori questioned, shocked that Dana had been crushing on her brother for that long. "Wait, how many times did you have this dream?"

"Just once!" Dana tried to say as she fought to physically silence Becky.

But Becky was taller and stronger than her. "Once my shapely ass! She told me that she dreams about Lincoln often enough that she now has a huge catalog of dreams to use when she wa-ahh!"

Before Becky could finish her sentence Dana had had enough and she tackled her friend to the floor and Carol and Lori had to quickly separate the two. As they did so, Lori could only shake her head at the can of worms that they had unintentionally opened.

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By the time that Lincoln and his friends went to lunch, a rumor had started going around that he was dating several girls in highschool. Some said that he was dating every girl that wasn't related to him. Others said that he was dating every senior girl in the high school. One rumor said that his girlfriend was a redhead. Another said that his girlfriend was a blonde. And another said that a brunette was heartbroken because he was dating a redhead and a blonde at the same time. A new rumor spread like wildfire partway through lunch that the brunette started fighting the redhead because she was dating Lincoln. And when Lincoln heard these rumors, Girl Jordan had been the one to tell him.

Lincoln could only sigh as he nodded. "Yea, that sounds like them alright."

"You mean it's true?" Girl Jordan asked incredulously. "You're really dating girls in highschool?"

Lincoln nodded. "Yeah, three in highschool and two in middle school."

"Don't forget about one in elementary school." Stella added as she sat down on Lincoln's left since Jordan had taken his right. Stella playfully nudged him with her elbow causing Lincoln to blush.

"Wait, so those rumors are true then?" Rusty asked, staring at Lincoln like he could not believe the world was that unfair. "I thought you and Stella were joking!"

"It's true." Clyde confirmed. "I saw it all happen."

Once Clyde confirmed it, Rusty began to shed jealous tears. Jordan seemed to take the news in stride and she grinned at him.

"Wow, it's hard to think that you would become such a ladies man." She told him. Then to everyone's shock, she leaned in a bit closer so that her chest was pressing against his arm. Her tone changed to a slightly husky one and she gave him a half lidded expression. "Do you think that you could handle one more?"

Lincoln's eyes went wide at the revelation and even Stella matched his blush as they stared at their friend. Neither had expected Girl Jordan to be interested in dating Lincoln since had never made a move, at least not one that they knew.

Then Girl Jordan laughed as she pulled away but still sat next to him. "I'm just teasing you, Linc." She said playfully. She then winked which made Lincoln think that she wasn't teasing him. But he didn't know how to respond and thankfully he didn't have to thanks to Rusty.

"How the hell did you get all of those hot girls to go out with you!?" Rusty demanded from across the table.

"Yea, Lincoln, how is it that you got yourself such fine lasses after you?" Liam asked him, though not as envious as Rusty had.

"You just have to be nice when you talk to them." Lincoln said simply.

"That never works!" Rusty complained.

Clyde snorted. "That's because you don't know how to talk to a girl."

"He's right." Jordan nodded.

The friends at the table shared a laugh at Rusty's expense and then continued to talk about random things. A few more students came to ask Lincoln if the rumors were true and Lincoln sighed before confirming them. While he was supposed to play along, Lincoln was starting to get tired of all of the attention.

"Hey Loud, is the rumor true?" Another voice called out from nearby.

Nodding his head, Lincoln just said. "Yea, it's true."

"You really got your sister pregnant?" The voice asked incredulously though he could hear a grin threatening to break out in their voice.

"What!?" Lincoln shouted as he turned to face the voice. He turned around and saw Chandler of all people sitting at his table a few yards away with an evil smirk on his face.

"Yea, I heard that your sister Luna fought Sharp's big sister because she was jealous that another girl was trying to steal away her baby daddy." Chandler said loudly, his eyes glancing around the cafeteria. "I knew there was something weird about you, Larry. You're a incest freak!"

Lincoln wasn't sure what happened next. He honestly could not recall the exact moment that he reacted. One moment, he was sitting on his table with his friends having lunch. And the next he was standing on the table with his arm outstretched towards Chandler. And somehow his tray had been flung towards the boy's head and had smacked him on the nose, breaking it. And Chandler was now lying on the floor making a noise similar to that of a baby seal being slaughtered as he clutched his bloody and broken nose.

For a moment, no sound could be heard other than that of Chandler crying out in distress. Then from the door, the Principal walked in and looked at the scene before him. He looked from Lincoln, who was still on the table, to Chandler who was clutching his nose which was bleeding profusely. He looked up at Lincoln and frowned.

"You better have a good explanation for this, Loud." Principal Higgins said as he crossed his arms over his chest.

End of chapter.