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Naruto wakes up on his bed, in the old bedroom of Clark Kent, and finds that Diana is sleeping with her head on his chest, Naruto begins to wonder when did she get to the bed and how she entered the room without anyone noticing her. He came to realize she must have sneaked in when he was asleep.
Kara sounding quite upbeat is heard walking towards the bedroom door, and opening it, revealing that she was carrying a tray with breakfast, scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, and fresh orange juice, couldn't be better even with a serving of hash browns. "Morning sleepyhead." She sees a strange woman on Naruto's bed with her bed on his chest and she is shocked by this.
"Would you mind telling me who that is?" Naruto looked at Kara and simply said, "This is my wife Diana." At this point Diana woke up, yawning, and looked at the face of her husband looking at another woman, she tried to sound sweet and asked him, "Honey, care to introduce us?"
Naruto told her that she was the cousin of Clark Kent, otherwise known as Superman and she was called Supergirl if he remembered correctly. Diana gets out of the bed, took the tray and set it on the bed, and started to walk around her checking her out, standing right behind her, she quickly yanks her shirt off and pulled down her shorts, embarrassing Kara trying to cover herself which made Naruto feel a little aroused but quickly got under control.
Diana checked Kara out she said, that she approved of her body, and after they have a spar she might allow Kara to join her little club. Kara then asks her why would she do something like this to a stranger? Diana said that her hiding her figure and her response told her that she was a person of decent moral upbringing and this was the first test to see if she was worthy of joining her and her husband.
Kara using her speed got dressed rather quickly and looked at Diana and realized that this is what Clark meant, and she was not kidding she is an absolute Amazon. Diana complimented Kara that she liked her physique and said she had the body of an Amazon.
After they finish their meal and Kara left, Naruto asked Diana if she wanted to join him on a light morning jog for after breakfast exercise. She of course said yes, and as they left the house Diana jumps into Naruto's arms forcing him to carry her bridal style, Naruto remarks that this is not what he meant about her joining him.
She then unleashes the most dangerous technique, the dreaded Puppy Dog eyes, "Please carry me." Naruto tries to resist but the cuteness is too much, and he can't resist. Surrendering in defeat he says fine and starts to run, within a few minutes they finally make it to the ocean.
Naruto starts to run on water saying that he sure hopes that his friend is not going to be angry with him running this fast on his domain, to which Diana asked what friend is he talking about? Naruto simply said Poseidon. Then suddenly a lightning bolt hits the water causing a portal to open and since Naruto was running he couldn't stop and ended up going into it.
When he can stop he finds himself in sort of familiar surroundings, it sort of looks like the forest in the Land of Fire, and ten feet from where he and Diana were he spotted seven people. Two of them tied up, and he realized that this reminded him of the Wave mission. The seven people are gawking at these two people that appeared out of nowhere.
The two people that are tied up looked at him and Diana, "Please help us, we have been attacked by bandits." Naruto looked at them with a look of amusement. He simply tells them he knows full well who they are, and what they tried to do to the lying drunk builder. To which Tazuna said that he was not lying about anything.
Diana asked to be put down, she then without a second thought got hold of her lasso and used it on Tazuna, "Did you tell their leader the whole truth?" Tazuna admitted no, he couldn't get the appropriate mission since his town was being ravished by a criminal that had his people under his control.
She pulled the lasso off, and threw it upon the two brothers, asking them who they work for and for what reason, the two brothers tried to resist, but finally admitted they work for Zabuza Momochi, who happens to be their adoptive father, and he is working for a fat stupid bastard by the name of Gato, and the reason that they are doing this is to gain enough resources to help the rebels in the civil war that is currently happening in the land of mist.
This made Tazuna realize that these people were in as bad of a situation as he was, and felt a certain degree of compassion. The three genin had no clue that this was the reason, and now knowing they understood that if the roles had been switched they probably done the same thing.
Naruto walked over to the woman wearing the mask that reminded him so much of Kakashi because she even is using the headband to hide one of her eyes, "So Jounin, what is your name and who is your Kage?" She looked at him and thought about it for a second before she said, "Kasumi Hakate, under the command of the Fifth Hokage Kushina Uzumaki."
When the red-haired girl which reminded him of his sexy Jutsu said that the Hokage is her mother and she is very proud of being the child of two Hokage, Diana was taken a little back considering that she knew Kushina in her previous life, but then the black-haired girl asked if they were done with the interrogation, Naruto said No, there is something he needs to ask the two demon brothers.
He turns to both of them, and says, "If I pay you a chuck of Chakra Metal would you be willing to break your contract with Gato and work for me instead?" One brother looked at the other and said that it depends on the amount of metal being offered? Naruto walked about five feet and placed his hands on the grounds causing the ground to begin changing until a massive pile of ingots is seen.
There were five hundred of these ingots, and each of them was the size of gold bricks. The Sensei says that it should be impossible, but Naruto tells her he has a technique that allows him to create anything he can imagine. He then tells them that this is 99.99% pure chakra metal. Shocking everyone except Tazuna cause he could already the purity by looking.
Naruto asks if this is enough, the brothers nod like idiots not being able to say anything. Naruto makes a sealed scroll and seals the metal inside it and after the brothers are untied he tossed the scroll to them. Naruto asked if he could go with them to the land of Wave, sadly the two brothers said that they first need to meet with their adoptive father and sister, and brother.
Naruto smiled and said that he would want to test this demon of the mist to see how talented he was. Diana asked him if he was just looking forward to either spar or was he looking forward to meeting that man's daughter? Naruto starts to laugh awkwardly after she said this.
Kasumi having heard this simply said if there is a joke do share, it's cause no one is getting it. Naruto looked at her with a serious face and told her she should be more focused on her mission, that they still had to get the drunk back home. Tazuna complained indignity that he wished that he was drunk, but he ran out of Saki two days ago and asked Naruto if he could get him some more.
Naruto glared at him and said he could but he won't. "Well a little introduction is necessary, I have two names, one is Naruto Otsutsuki, and the other is Naruto Uzumaki." To which Diana corrected him and said you mean Naruto Uchiha, don't you husband dear. He remarked that she is right he has sometimes four names, but people who I work with often just call me Fox.
"Technically I do have another name but I am keeping that one secret. I like training, and my wife, I dislike traitors and how long it takes to cook instant ramen, my dream is quite frankly none of your business, and my former profession was Kage and I am not telling you from which one cause you will never believe me."
Diana steps close to him, "I am Diana Prince, Amazon Princess, and his wife, I love my family and training, my hobbies are creating a harem, for myself and my husband, my dream is to have a large family."
To which the black-haired girl says, "Hey, doesn't this remind you two of how we did our introductions when we became a team?" Kasumi simply said that it was the most efficient way to get to know people, so it's not that rare that people would introduce themselves like this.
The three girls introduced themselves the redhead was Naruko Uzumaki Namekaze, the black-haired girl who appears to be tasting something sour, is Sayomi Uchiha, and the pinkette is none other than Sakura Haruno, to which Naruko said that we were taught by the three sages, Naruko was trained by Jiraiya, Sayomi was trained by Orochimaru, and Sakura by Tsunade Senju.
Hearing that this Sakura was already trained by Tsunade makes Naruto worried and starts to sweat, Naruko seeing that she also said that she is also an apprentice to the Genjutsu Mistress Kurenai Yui. Naruto hearing this could only think if this girl is going to tell him that next she was taught the eight gates by Guy he thought that he was going to shit his metaphorical pants.
He then asked Sakura if the Green Beast of Konoha trained her in the eight gates, she sadly said no, but he did train her in physical training and to improve her speed. Naruto then looked at the two brothers and said, that they should be rather happy to work for him because if she went all out, they would be scrapping them off the ground.
Sakura looked at him and was almost giving him a curious look, "How do you know I wasn't going all out against them?" Naruto pointed at her forehead and said she had the same seal as Tsunade Senju, and if she used it, these two would be puree considering how powerful Tsunade is when she used it.
Kasumi begins to wonder just how much do these strangers know about the village and the ninja there until she heard Naruto that he wished that they could go to Ichiraku for some ramen, then Diana said that they didn't finish their introductions, and asked for their likes, dislikes, and dreams.
Naruko's likes were as carbon as Naruto's, except that she said she liked bisexual friends and making out with them, and her bisexual mother who joins her and her friends in make-out sessions from time to time. Which made Diana smile remembering the good old days when she used to make out with Kushina after they graduated from the academy before dating Naruto.
Sayomi's entire focus was to kill her sister and avenge her clan, and she too enjoys making out with Naruko and Sakura, Sakura said she likes to look at Sayomi, Naruko and then at Naruto and blushes, which caused Naruto to raise an eyebrow, her dislikes are traitors and people who pick on her friends, her dream she said is much like Diana she too wants a large family and a very strong man.
Kasumi said her likes are none of their business, she dislikes a lot of things including traitors and her dream is actually to marry a Kage with her best friend Rin. Naruto says that he can sort of telling what she likes and decides to take out a book from storage and gives it to her, it was one of his books. The Fox Kingdom Series.
Kasumi thought that this was a perfect chance to obtain information, but much to her shock and delight she enjoyed the book. She asked who wrote this, and Naruto told her the author's name is Maelstrom and he wrote the book. It is very popular where he came from. Like a well-seasoned dish, it has spice and a little lemon. This was once rated higher than the Icha Icha Series, which Kasumi called Sacrilege, Naruto told her to tell him her opinion after she finished the book, and if she asked nicely, he could give her the next book.
As they walked they finally reached the shores of a large river, where a boat was waiting for them, except the boat was meant for five people, to which Naruto said there is no problem, he, his wife, and even the demon brothers could simply walk on water. Sakura mentioned that it was fair to the other side of the shore what if they run out of Chakra. Naruto told her not to worry, he has a huge amount of Chakra and he can share it with them.
"I did say my former profession was that of Kage, lack of Chakra is not an issue for me." Team Seven got on the boat and watched as Naruto, his wife, and the two demon brothers were walking across the river like it was just a pleasant stroll through a field of flowers. They looked at something, and then Naruto said that this unfinished bridge could use a pulley system to load and unload merchandise or even load construction materials.
Tazuna said that initially they planned to build an actual elevator and dock connected to the bridge but due to Gato getting in the way of obtaining materials that part would be built later. Naruto said if that was before or after his liver gave out from all his drinking. Tazuna had to admit one thing, Naruto and his daughter would get along great. Since they both nagged him about his drinking.
He even said to them that his daughter also works on the bridge as a particularly strong and capable carpenter, before she gave birth to her son, she used to cut down trees by herself and carry them to the construction by herself, to which Sakura said she could probably do the same thing, so what was so shocking about it? He didn't want Naruto to think that his daughter was a weakling, and not to try to force her into anything.
Naruto told him he never forced a woman into anything, he respects women too much to even consider thinking of doing something like that. Diana tells Tazuna that this was one of the reasons she first fell in love with him and he is not exactly a slouch when it comes to bedroom play.
Which caused the three of them to blush, as they finally make it across the river they began to walk towards the town of Wave, but going there was a large lake and Naruto found something that sort of shouldn't be there, he immediately ran and caught something before it could run away, a cute little white bunny, Naruto gave it to his wife and asked her to keep hold of it.
Diana asked if this was for dinner? He said no, that the bunny was an actual pet because bunnies do not have white hair in the middle of summer, which means this bunny was raised somewhere that didn't have a lot of sunlight. Just as he said that he heard the two demon brothers scream, DUCK.
Naruto blitzed towards the sword and caught it by the handle, stopping its momentum instantly, before it could get near anyone, feeling a large weight land on the sword he looked up, "Hey you must be Zabuza the new ninja I hired." Which confused the hell out of Zabuza till he noticed the demon brothers.
He jumped off the sword and walked over to the brothers, "Ok, What the hell did you two do?" One brother told him that they got caught and soon after the blonde and his wife appeared in front of the group and made an offer, a very generous offer, which he just hands him the scroll, and Zabuza looking inside the seal can see a massive amount of refined chakra metal.
"So you are telling me that you broke the contract with Gato, accepted his contract, and you didn't bother to tell me?" They told him that they were exactly headed to meet him to tell him about it. Naruto tells him that Gato was essentially using him and had no plans of paying him anything.
Zabuza demands to know how he knows this, he tells he has dealt with the bastard before, he is far too greedy to pay without trying to get the work done for free. Naruto tells him that he should get his kids to stop hiding since they have nothing to fear from him and that he needs to return their pet.
Zabuza asks him how in the world can he see them, and he flat out tells him that he is a sensor, Zabuza curses as he calls for Haku and Shoku, the brother and sister jump down from nearby trees, Naruto takes hold of the bunny, and begins to walk towards the girl who was looking at it.
He then asks who is the owner of this pet, to which the girl says she is, to which the boy tells her, "Haku that is not fair, that bunny is our pet." She then glares at him and takes the bunny from Naruto saying, "Shoku you can consider bun buns here your pet when you clean after her." Well, at least Naruto knew who was the boy and who was the girl, surprised that Haku was the girl and Shoku was a boy, since they are wearing the same clothes, and looked almost identical.
Naruto is still holding the sword, and he hands it to Zabuza, "This is a nice sword, a little heavy on one side, I have a sword as nice as this one or nicer." Which intrigues Zabuza, "Oh, really, what would you say to a friendly spar?" Naruto said to name the time, and place, he is always ready for a nice spar. Zabuza tells him how about now, he would like to see the strength of his client.
Naruto simply cut his thumb and used it on a seal on his arm, and pulled a sword from it. "This beauty is called the Tessaiga." Which looks like a regular rusty sword, until Naruto took a hold of it and fed it Chakra, and changes to almost like a fang, "This beauty is also called the grave marker. Legend states that this can slay a hundred demons in a single attack."
Zabuza not known for his patience decides to attack, which Naruto blocks rather easily, with one hand, which surprised Zabuza since he is holding his sword in a double grip. He tells him that his sword has a few different abilities.
He told him to give him some space and let him demonstrate, and while swinging the sword he screams, "WINDSCAR." The blade shoots out a massive wind attack that upon hitting some trees turns into a massive tornado ripping the trees apart. Zabuza begins to laugh and says he is happy to have at long last a worthy client.
Naruto smiles and told him that his sword has multiple techniques, and that one was the base attack. Which shocked everyone except for Diana, putting away his sword, Naruto then walks back to Zabuza and asks to see his sword for a second, he places the sword on the ground and punches it, and breaks it into pieces, which surprises and angers Zabuza.
He puts the pieces in five piles away from each other, and he took bile of blood and poured on the pile with the handle causing the sword to restore, and hands back the sword Zabuza relaxes seeing his sword is back to normal, and then he asks his four children to each push their chakra into one of the piles.
When they do he pours blood from the bottle on the piles and where the piles were four new swords appear, but because they are infused with the chakra of each other they are different than the one that Zabuza has. "As I said, I am doing this to help your children. These four blades are Asauchi, much like mine, and they will awaken when they feed the blade their chakra. So I don't see why you are so angry when I am helping your kids."
He then accused him saying that he just thought he was breaking his sword. To which he told him that he was his client, and doing that would harm him just as bad, only an idiot would weaken the ninja they hired.
They finally can relax and the group decided to at long last head toward Tazuna, Naruto tells him to pretend to work for Gato and if possible weaken Gato by making some of his men leave him, at best, and at the very least keep the man from doing something stupid and hiring more ninjas.
Zabuza admits that is a good idea until his daughter Haku is complaining that doing that would take her away from the hot-looking blonde guy she just met, which caused her brother to tell her to focus on the mission and not on her new crush. This causes Diana to start laughing, Naruto is covering his face with his hands, and he began to whisper, ever since his wife returned to his life, women have been throwing themselves at him and he doesn't know why?
Diana upon hearing his whispers tells him he doesn't need to know why just accept it and know that his wife is pleased with this. Finally making it to the house after Zabuza and his group left, Tazuna opens the door, and after everyone enters he welcomes them into his home.
They see two women, one seven months pregnant and the other helping her, Tazuna tells them that the lady helping the pregnant woman is his daughter Tsunami, and the mother of his grandchild Inari. The pregnant woman said her name was Elsa Momochi, the wife of Zabuza Momochi and mother of three children, and they both adopted two children."
As soon as Elsa is ready to sit at the dining table, Tsunami tells her dad that she was getting ready to serve dinner so they are quite lucky, Team Seven, Naruto, and Diana all go and sit at the table, but Naruto decides to help Tsunami set the plates full of food on the table. As he finished setting the last plate in front of Diana, he heard like someone was running upstairs and was going to run down the stairs.
After a little while, they saw a little boy short on breath till he finally caught his breath and screamed, "You are all fools, Gato is invincible, you who have lived a carefree life have no idea of what we have been going through and will die before you are ever able to fight him." Naruto tells him that he has met worse men than this Gato and that if push comes to shove he can take care of Gato and every single sell-sword he has by himself. The kid demands to know what he knows about suffering.
Naruto very calmly tells him, he grew up alone, his family was killed the day he was born, and had nobody to help him, a friend of his, saw his entire family slaughtered by his brother, another friend returned home to find his father had hung himself, these people that you consider weak are ninja, those who endure, no ninja is not intimately knowledgeable about suffering.
He looked at him who was crying and placed a hand on the kid's head, "How about a little bet, If I win, you have to do everything I say for a week, but I lose you can give me orders for a week, and the best is simple, next time your mother goes out to buy groceries, you go with her, and if the people you meet are worse off than you, I win."
He tells him that he will win and when he wins, he will be cleaning dog shit for an entire week. He leaves with a smug look on his face. "Kids, honestly, no respect for their elders." As they finish their meal and Naruto helps with the dishes, Tsunami asks Diana what is her relationship with Naruto.
Diana doesn't even think about it for a second and says, that she is his wife, but kind of saddens Tsunami, seeing this she tells her, that she was raised as an Amazon, and sharing is completely accepted if the people in the marriage are worthy. She could tell from the feel of her Chakra that she would be worthy.
As Naruto decided to turn in early, the two women decided to plan their ambush, Naruto was asleep thinking about Kurama, about his life, and about how he ended up in this weird alternative dimension he found himself. He secretly hoped that his kids were doing alright.
The following morning, Naruto woke up and found himself with two naked women sleeping hugging him to their bodies. He noticed that one was his dearly beloved wife Diana, but much to his shock the other was Tsunami. Both of them seem to have signs of sexual intercourse and he remembered that both women ambushed him and had their way with him before he fell asleep.
He turned the tables on them and eventually he got the upper hand and the three of them ended up making love till they were asleep.