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Tales of the Multiverse Bit 131

For now on, the H.I.V.E. Five will become heroes instead of villains!

After getting blasted by Buccaneer "Buckles" Murphy with the Heel-Face Turn Blastah, Billy Numerous, Gizmo, Kyd Wykkyd, Mammoth & See-More declared to become heroes, much to Buckles, Gillian "Gill" Norman, Akatora Tsujimiya, the Creepy Guy, Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, Raven and Cyborg's surprise and appreciation.

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Awkward silence...it's what the Mississippi Four was experiencing at the moment while everyone stares at them, the four can feel everyone's eyes observing them... mocking them... judging them...

Actually... that's an overreaction...

And then…

"WELCOME TO HELL!" everyone greeted, much to the Mississippi Four's surprise.

"Wha? What's goin on?!" Oswald "Ozzy" Wizner squawked in confusion while Eddward "Double D, Edd" Marion Smith and Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke chuckled in response.

Buccaneer "Buckles" Murphy, Gillian "Gill" Norman, Akatora Tsujimiya and the Creepy Guy then walks past them, "This is how everyone welcome new recruits, so expect them to do this again with the next recruits." the silver-haired failure explained before making their way to the bleachers.

After that, Double D introduces the Mississippi Four to several heroes and other trainees present in the area.

And for the Mississippi Four... meeting these many people which includes some of their favorite characters excites them... although one of them couldn't contain herself anymore.

And like a blur, Kylie Hollard pulls one of them into a hug and that one is none other than Himawari Shinomiya, "Kyaaaa! You're so cute!" she squealed while rubbing her face on Himawari's left cheek, much to her shock and annoyance.

"Kora! What the hell are you doing?! Let go of her!" Wakaba Saegusa demanded and fortunately, Kylie lets go of Himawari but unfortunately, she hugs her next, "What the?! Let go of me!" the green-haired kendo praticioner demanded in annoyance.

"Oh great.." Xyrielle "XY Girl" Yona grumbled in annoyance, "A cuddlebug..." she described, "Just what we need..." she uttered before her eyes widen, "Uh-oh! Yoshika, you better run!" she exclaimed.

Yoshika Miyafuji turns to her, "What do you mean?" she asked but before Xyrielle could answer, Kylie grabs the Fuso witch in a hug.

"Kyaaaa! You are sho~ cu~te!" Kylie exclaimed while gushing in excitement.

"That's what I meant." Xyrielle answered with a blank look.

Joey Hollard's eye then twitches at his sister's behavior, "WHAT THE HECK?! There it is again! Kylie's gone hug crazy and she's never acted like this back at home!" he yelled in his thoughts, "Could it be because of the fact that all her favorite cute characters that she's seen on media are here?" he wondered.

His thoughts were interrupted when Raya Amanda approaches them and began to eye them from head to toe, "Hmm, you guys have a nice sense of fashion, I like you." she complimented with a grin.

Ozzy stares at her for a minute before letting out a chuckle, "Pffft..." he sputtered, "Hehehe, man, you're the smallest little girl I ever met!" he commented which made everyone gasped in horror, "Ahahahahaha!" he burst into laughter.

Unbeknownst to him, Ozzy just crossed a very, VERY sensitive line, "Little?" Raya growled, "I'll have you know I'm 20 years old!" she revealed, "I dare ya make fun of my height again!" she demanded.

"20 years old?!" Ozzy squawked in amusement, "Yet yer still a squirt!" he pointed out, "Ahahahaha!" he laughs even louder which totally infuriates the fashionista.

As Raya argues with Ozzy, we see Suzie Takahashi found herself staring at Houki Shinonono whom stares back at her. As both of them stares at each other in intense silence until they both bowed to each other as a sign of mutual understanding.

"Well, that's an odd greeting..." Lingyin "Rin" Huang commented with a blank look before getting tackled into a hug by Kylie, "HEY! WHAT ARE YA DOING?! GET OFF ME!" the twintailed girl demanded.

Suddenly, Suzie then started staring at Eustace Bagge for some reason which the grumpy old man took notice.

"What are you looking at, stupid girl?" Eustace questioned in annoyance.

Suzie sends him a cold glare, "Nothing..." she uttered, "... what are you looking at baldy?" she asked in a cold tone and despite being soft spoken, it sounded menacing and to add more intimidation, Suzie lifted the tsuba of her Ninjato as if getting ready to draw it at the old man.

Eustace raised an eyebrow, "You're gonna draw your stupid blade on me because I called you a stupid girl?" he questioned, "What a petty reason for such action." he commented.

Lunette Yaeger stared at the old man with a blank look, "Aren't you suppose to be cowering in fear?" she assumed.

As this goes on, Kylie continues to cuddle more people such as Colette Brunel, Emilia, Kohaku Hearts, Bogue, Bush, Eldridge, Glowworm, Jupiter, Nicholas, Sonata Shinonome, Ichigo Momomiya and heck even, Nyaruto Nyazumaki.

"Help-nya! Get this crazy girl off me-nya!" Nyaruto cried out while Kylie rubs her face on his cheeks.

"We would love to but I'm afraid that she might hug us next." Venoct replied from top of the bleachers alongside Toadal Dude and SpongeBob SquarePants.

"Hmm..." Alexander "Xander" Campbell II let's out a hum, "An interesting group I must say." he commented.

"Indeed." Cecilia Alcott uttered in agreement.

Double D and Minna can only watch the new recruits' antics in amazement and in worry, "Well, that escalated quickly." the former commented, "Though I already expected them to have some sort of unique traits, pretty much like everyone here." he stated.

"What about Joey?" Minna asked.

Double D then looks at Joey whom seems about to explode, "Well, I think we're about to find out." he replied.

And with that, Joey suddenly pulls out a silver-colored whistle and blows it hard as it made a loud sound of "TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" which got everyone's attention and at the same time Ozzy, Kylie and Suzie froze on their tracks with wide eyes knowing what that meant, "ATTEEEEEEENNNNN-HUUUT!" the older Hollard called out and immediately his friends and sister lined up while he paces back and forth like a drill sergeant while putting on a gray military camo fatigue hat on his head.

(Play Angel Beats OST – Worthy Rival)

"Huh? That's a unique bgm." Luna Loud commented.

"Isn't that my bgm?" Noda pointed out.

Joey then spoke, "It's our 1st day in this coalition and this is what happens?" he reminded, "Well, let me just say that I'M DISAPPOINTED!" he shouted which made his sister and friends flinch, he then turns to his sister, "CORPORAL HOLLARD!" he called out.

"Eep!" Kylie squeaked.

"CONTROL THAT HABIT OF YOURS!" Joey shouted.

"Yes sir!" Kylie replied nervously.

"SERGEANT WIZNER!" Joey called out next.

"Gulp!" Ozzy swallowed.

"RESPECT YOUR SENIORS EVEN IF YOU'RE TALLER THAN THEM!" Joey advised.

"Yes sir!" Ozzy squawked nervously.

"LIEUTENANT TAKAHASHI!" Joey called out while looking at the stoic emo girl with a strict face, "Respect your elders even if they're rude." he advised calmly but firmly.

"Yes sir." Suzie said calmly.

Then Joey started pacing again, "We are newly recruited Blesseds in this Heroes Coalitions and if we all want to make a good first impression towards the other trainees..." he stated before stopping and facing his friends, "All of us must behave in a proper manner UNDERSTOOD?!" he demanded.

"SIR! YES SIR!" the trio responded firmly.

"So, this yokel is like a drill sergeant or something?" Erica Hartmann assumed.

"Probably a gimmick of his." Gertrud Barkhorn commented, "Though it does reminds of the Soldier and Mio." she shared.

"I've seen better." Andres "Singko" Alvarez uttered with a calm smile.

Raya scoffed, "Stupid nerd, calling me a squirt..." she muttered in disdain, "... who does he think he is?" she growled.

Joey heard that and turns his attention to her with his angry militant face before he slowly walked towards her until he was towering above her, "DON'T YOU MAKE ANY SNARKY REMARKS ON MY TEAMMATES SOLDIER! UNDERSTAND!?" he demanded.

Unintimated by his presence, Raya let's out a dismissive scoff before walking away, "I'll be in the dorms." she uttered.

Everyone watches the fashionista left the area as Sylvia van Hossen turns to Joey, "I'm sorry about that." the Flemish noble apologized, "Raya is very sensitive about her height and she really doesn't take it well when someone makes fun of her height." she explained.

"I see..." Joey uttered, "In behalf of Ozzy, WHOM made fun about her height, I sincerely apologize." he apologized before sending a glare at Ozzy whom flinch in response.

"It's fine..." Sylvia reassured, "... but it'll be a long time before Raya could forgive your friend." she replied.

Suzie then turns to Ozzy, "Nice job Oz." she uttered sarcastically which made him slump his head down in shame.

"On the bright side..." Ichika Orimura spoke, "At least, he didn't ended up like 'you know who'." he commented.

"Yeah." Pit uttered in agreement.

Deciding to break the mood, Luna then spoke, "Anyway..." she uttered, "You said that you guys are Blessed, so I'm kinda curious about your Gifts." she admitted.

Joey then cleared his his throat "My Gift is known as Toy Weaponization and Enhancement." he revealed, "I have the ability to make any toy weapon work like any other weapon and I can add special abilities to them." he explained.

"My Gift is called Magic Sparkle." Kylie shared, "I can use magic by putting my thoughts to my imagination and they'd always emit sparkles whenever I cast a spell, charm and many more." she explained excitedly.

"My Gift is called Solar Light." Ozzy answered, "I can create and control flames and I can also engulf my whole body in flames without damaging my clothes or equipment and I can also enhance my weapons with my fire." he explained with a grin.

"My Gift is called Phantom Ninja Arts." Suzie answered, "I can phase through walls, turn intangible and invisible like a ghost and I can also command elemental spirits and combine them with my ghost-like powers and turn them into ninja techniques." she explained.

Everyone looks at them with impressed expressions, "And how long have you been Blessed?" Geo Stelar asked.

"A year." Joey answered, "And we also learned different types of combat and skills along the way just in case our Gifts don't work during some situations." he added.

"Well that's impressive." a voice complimented.

Everyone then turns around to see a teenage boy walking towards them.

The teenage boy had a round and overweight appearance, he had brown hair and he had black eyes with blue irises. He wears a red jacket, brown pants, black shoes, and white socks. He wears yellow mittens and a blue hat with a yellow puff ball on top. This is Eric Cartman.

South Park Sociopath

Eric Cartman

Luna facefaulted, "Ugh, great, Eric Cartman..." she uttered in annoyance.

Eric then turns to Double D, "Hey, D-Bag!" he called out, "I want these slave-worthy incels to be part of my team!" he demanded.

Singko then smacks Eric hard at the back of his head, "Quit it, you psychopath!" he demanded, "They're still new here." he pointed out, "You can't just demand newcomers to join your pack right off the bat." he admonished.

"Suck mah balls, you Spanish retard!" Eric replied, "My team, Coon and Friends, needs all the members we can get!" he reasoned.

"Are you and the Freedom Pals are still on a recruitment war with each other?" Gertrud assumed in disbelief.

"Yes." Eric confirmed, "And we're winning." he claimed.

"Cartman..." Luna spoke, "... both teams still had the same number of members, so you're hardly even winning." she pointed out indecorously.

"You're statement is invalid you slutty lesbian." Eric argued before turning to Double D, "Again, I demanded these plebeians to be part of my team!" he demanded.

Double D groaned in response, "Mister Cartman..." he uttered, "It's not right to demand them to join your team just like that!" he chastised, "They barely know you." he added

"I'll have to agree with Mister Eddward." Joey spoke in agreement, "I mean sure, we have these cool Gifts and abilities we learned for a year but we still lack field experience." he admitted.

"We did come from a peaceful world with no supervillains after all." Ozzy added.

"And one with no knowledge of the Multiverse's existence to boot." Kylie furthered.

"And if we joined you just like that after arriving here, we'll just be dead weight to you guys." Joey concluded.

"Also, it was Louie himself who recruited us and he made a promise with our parents that he'd make sure nothing bad happens to us, so if our parents found out that we got killed after joining a team just right after arriving, they're gonna pin the blame on him." Ozzy explained.

"And it would be all your fault." Suzie finalized with a blunt tone and stoic look.

Eric sighed in disbelief, "Why can't you morons understand?" he uttered in disappointment before turning to the Mississippi Four, "Listen here and listen well..." he beckoned, "If you join my team and under my great leadership, I guarantee that you'll have a great future." he claimed.

"All I see in the future is Cartman becoming a drunken hobo." Chicken commented with the rest of the Bullies chuckling in response.

Eric then continued, "And if you decline my offer..." he uttered, "... then it shows that you four are nothing more but spineless cowards." he stated.

The Mississippi Four frowned in response, "Okay... not a minute later and there's already someone I hate." Joey thought with a twitching eyebrow.

"They don't need you leadership, Mister Cartman." Double D spoke, "And by the looks of it, I think these four are fit to be in a team of their own." he admitted.

"Really?" Kylie asked.

Minna nodded in response, "Definitely." she confirmed, "I can tell that Joey is cut to be the leader of a team." she shared.

Darren Cross then spoke, "He seems to have the charisma and his military persona screams leader material." he pointed out, "By the way, what's up with that?" he questioned, "One minute you're a nice guy and then the next, you turn into some sort of angry drill sergeant." he described, "How did that happen?" he asked.

Joey suddenly got embarrassed, "Uhh, sorry about that." he apologized, "You see, I can be militant sometimes and I get so caught up in the moment that I couldn't stop myself." he reasoned, "And I kinda flipped that time." he reasoned.

Suzie then spoke, "Ehem! Allow me to explain, " she interrupted, "Joey's sudden change in personality to that of a military drill sergeant is kind of a trait that he got from his family" she began, "You see, Joey and his twin sister Kylie come from a family with a long line of military soldiers and police officers, their father serves as a Lieutenant officer in the US Military Army while their mother serves as a police Lieutenant in our home town of Oxford Mississippi and they have two older siblings, their brother who serves as a US Army Soldier and aspires to be a US Army Ranger and an older sister who serves the Los Angeles Police Department in L.A. and she aspires to become a member of L.A.'s S.W.A.T. team and among all four of them in their generation, only Joey can turn militant." she explained.

"That explains his military persona, it runs in the family." Flash Sentry pointed out.

"Well, I find that amazing darling~" Precious Dazzle mused with a grin before giving Joey a wink which made him shiver a bit.

"I guess it's no-brainer that Joey will get chosen to lead a team in the future." Dan Kusou commented.

"I say it's Ozzy." Jaune Arc argued.

"Yeah, Ozzy." Brent Dark said in agreement.

"Definitely, Ozzy." Wesley Bryans added.

Before anyone could speak, we see Geraldo Axel, Miss Fortune, Needles Kane, Vaas Montenegro and Mumbo entering the area

"Hey, sweethearts!" Needles greeted, "What's up with the gathering?" he asked.

The moment the Mississippi Four saw them, they were shocked and by instinct they got into a fighting stance.

"NGEK! HOLY MAMA!" Joey exclaimed while unholstering his Disruptor Blaster from his right thigh and pointing it at Needles with the blaster glowing blue.

"AAAH! NEEDLES!" Kylie shrieked in fright before pulling out what looks like a wand from the back of her waist within her vest and pointed it towards the serial killer clown while it glows white. The wand was a blue colored expandable staff that reaches the length of a Hanbo Staff with a cyan semicircle bottom tip, light gray accents in between either tip of the wand and a silver crystal star within a transparent crystal ball on the top. It also has a small sapphire in the middle of the staff.

"WHAT IN TARNATION! VAAS MONTENEGRO AND MUMBO!?" Ozzy yelled while unholstering his Colt Peacemaker Revolvers and pointing them at the criminal and mad magician respectively.

Suzie narrowed her eyes as she quickly unsheathed both Yorukaze and her Shirasaya Wakizashi and got into a defensive stance with Yorukaze pointed towards Vaas with her right hand and her wakizashi held in reverse grip with her other hand in defense.

The Insanity group, alongside Mumbo, stares at them with a raised eyebrow, "Let me guess..." Vaas uttered, "... new recruits and they still think that we're the enemies." he assumed.

"To sum it all up, yeah." Rex Salazar confirmed before turning to the four, "Okay, put down your weapons, they're with us." he advised.

"But sir! Aren't they criminals?!" Joey argued, "And for the record, I'm referring to Sweet Tooth, Vaas and Mumbo here." he clarified while the rest of the Mississippi Four agreed by saying "Uh huh!" while still keeping their guards up.

"Formerly yes and currently no.'' Double D answered, "The five of them are members of the Heroes Coalitions and yes, we are aware with that they're former criminals." he explained, "Vaas here had an amnesia but he is aware of his past life, Geraldo and Mumbo joined so they can become a better person, Miss Fortune despite being a thief is hardly a bad person and Needles, well, he's Needles.'' he listed off.

"Why thank you cupcake.'' Needles chuckled.

The Mississippi Four then lowered their weapons with a sigh of relief, "We apologize about that." Joey apologized.

"It's fine." Miss Fortune reassured, "You're not the first and definitely not the last to act hostile at us.'' she replied with her arms crossed.

Minna then turns to the Mississippi Four, "I had the feeling that the four of you are feeling uneasy with them." she pointed out, "But rest assure that they're different than you thought they were before, so please try to get along with them.'' she advised with a smile.

"Okay, we'll try." Kylie replied.

Luna then checks her watch, "Welp! It's nice meeting you guys but I need to visit someone." she announced.

"Where are you going?" Ozzy asked.

"I'm going to visit the leader of my team in the hospital." Luna answered, "See ya guys later." she expressed before walking off.

Everyone frowned in response with a few sporting a disapproving expressions as they watch Luna leave the training area to which the Mississippi Four took notice off.

"Hey guys, is something wrong?" Joey asked.

Jaune crosses his arms, "We..." he uttered with a sigh, "We still question why Luna is wasting her time caring for that asshole leader of her team." he

The Mississippi Four turned to each other confused before turning back to the three, "Is there a problem with their leader?" Ozzy asked.

Brent then spoke, "Hunter Isaac Rey, the leader of the Hunting Team, is an Ace Fighter and is skilled in various combat abilities & uses various weapons such as a sword and dagger in battle." he shared, "He has the ability to use light energy on his weapons which gives extreme damages to his opponents." he furthered, "The problem is, he isn't exactly an ideal leader." he pointed out, "Sure, he does have good leadership skills but the main problem is his attitude." he explained.

Wesley then spoke, "Hunter is quite a piece of work." he said, "Hunter is too hotheaded, too reckless and too biased with his own beliefs." he shared, "He is obnoxious, bossy, pompous and self-centered." he laid out.

"He often puts orders before common sense." Jaune added.

"So, he is basically hated by everyone here." Suzie assumed.

Wesley nodded, "Pretty much." he answered, "Even his own team dislikes him and often sees Luna as their true leader." he shared, "And it's really baffling that Luna still cares for that guy even though he had such bad attitude." he admitted.

The Mississippi Four frowned in response, "Okay, even though I haven't met him yet, I already hate him." Joey said.

"Yeah, why's there someone like him assigned as a leader?" Ozzy questioned.

Brent then responded, "Because whether we like it or not, Hunter is one of the strongest heroes in this organization and like I said before, he does have good leadership attribute which is why it's no-brainer that he is chosen to become a leader." he explained.

Joey held his chin, "Hmm, I think I'll give him a piece of my mind about his ridiculous beliefs of leadership if I see him." he expressed.

Wesley scoffed, "Well, good-luck with that." he encouraged, "Hunter doesn't really care of what people thinks about him and whenever he gets called out, our words will just fly above his head." he stated.

Joey narrowed his eyes, "Hmm, we'll see about that..." he uttered.

As this is going on, we see President Mario Martinez entering the training area, "Oya, Oya~" he cooed, "This is quite the gathering.'' he said with a smile.

"Ah! Hello, Mister President.'' Double D greeted, "Minna and I are just introducing the new recruits to everyone.'' he explained.

Mario then turns to the Mississippi Four, "I see..." he uttered, "So, you're the new recruits that Louie is talking about." he mentioned, "I welcome the four of you in the Heroes Coalitions, I hope you enjoy your time here along with everyone.'' he greeted with a fatherly smile.

"It's a pleasure sir." Joey replied with a smile.

Mario nodded, "Saa! How about I cook all of you a fine meal in commemoration" he suggested, much to everyone's delight.

Kylie's eyes then twinkled when he mentioned the word 'cook', "Cook! Can I join you in cooking?! I want to cook something for everyone as a thank you for having us!" she offered in excitement.

"Oya!" Mario smiled in interest, "I can see the passion and your love for cooking young lady." he commented, "Well then, please follow me to the kitchen." he beckoned as the two left to the kitchen.

"She can cook?" Gertrud assumed.

Joey removed his hat, "Yep." he confirmed with a smile, "Despite how she acted earlier, Kylie's a very awesome cook." he stated, "In fact, she learned how to cook since she was 8 years old and has been handling cooking most of our family meals back home since." he shared while spinning his hat in his finger.

"Whoa for real?!" Hibari Hanakoganei uttered in surprise.

"Yeah, well technically she learned the basics first and had a little help before she learned how to cook by herself when she was 12 and now you could say that she's so good at cooking that once you have a taste of her food, it'll knock your socks off." Joey explained.

"Really?" Jean Kirstein asked.

"Eeyep!" Joey confirmed.

"And wait till ya try Kylie's cooking, once it touches your taste buds, it'll be so delicious that it's like it'll explode all over your mouth like BOOM!" Ozzy claimed in excitement.

"Yeah, Kylie's food has such a succulent and savory taste that you won't be able to get enough of it after just one bite." Suzie commented while turning away a bit in order to wipe off some of the drool that's coming off her mouth after the thought of the younger Hollard's cooking.

Eric then spoke, "I say her cooking taste like shit." he commented.

"NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!" everyone, including the Mississippi Trio, shouted in response.

Later that day inside the Training Camp, we see everyone gathered around the cafeteria eating the food that both Mario and Kylie served to them.

Mario then ate the food Kylie cooked, "Mmm~ This is marvelous!" he complimented with a smile, "May I ask what this is?" he asked while taking another spoon.

"Adobo!" Kylie chirped happily.

"Adobo?" Mario uttered in question.

"Yep!" Kylie confirmed.

"It's either pork or chicken mixed in vinegar and soy sauce and some potatoes." Joey explained, "It's a specialty of our mom's." he explained.

"Chicken?" Dash Baxter uttered while looking around, "No wonder I don't see Chicken around." he said in realization.

"And not to mention, native to her home country the Philippines and the very first dish I ever successfully made when I first started learning how to cook." Kylie explained.

"Not to mention, this Adobo that Kylie cooked is a combination of pork and chicken and she used marble potatoes." Joey added.

"What did I tell ya guys? Delicious like BOOM! Right?" Ozzy cheered.

"Yeah Ozzy, we know, it's very good." Suzie uttered while having a spoonful.

"I gotta admit, it tastes really good." Xyrielle admitted.

"I feel like I'm in heaven~" Javelin cooed.

"Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom!" Edwin "Ed" Horace Williams chewed his food loudly.

"Aak! Ed! I told you to chew your food properly!" Ichigo Kurosaki scolded.

"So, your mom's from the Philippines, huh." Rex mentioned, "Isn't that Henry's home country as well?" he questioned.

"Ah! I believe that he lives somewhere in Nueva Ecija." Herald replied.

"Henry?" Ozzy uttered in question.

"Henry Cruz, also known as Alyas Pogi or Alias Handsome, is a veteran solo hero who lives in the Philippines." Rex answered, "And he's currently on a mission right now." he added.

Joey and Kylie looked at each other in utter surprise as they heard of a Filipino movie trilogy called Alyas Pogi which their mother used to watch in her younger days before moving to America.

They already expected their favorite anime, cartoon and video game characters to exist here but it never crossed their mind that live fictional characters would also exist here as well and now they wonder if they'll meet other live fictional characters in the future.

Kylie's phone then made an alarm right after she finished eating, "Oh! Dessert's ready!" she cheered, "Be right back!" she mused before running out like a blur towards the kitchen room.

"Dessert?" Hibari questioned.

Joey just smirked after swallowing his next spoonful, "Oh yeah, besides cooking tasty meals, Kylie's very good at making sweets and you could say that that's where she shines brightest." he shared.

"And if you think her food's tasty, wait till ya try her sweets." Ozzy beckoned with Suzie nodding in agreement while having her spoon stuffed in her mouth.

Minutes later, Kylie came back with a very long trolley with plates filled with moist chewy chocolate Crinkles, "There's plenty for everyone, so don't be shy!" she offered cheerfully.

After the group started enjoying Kylie's Crinkles when Ozzy realized something, "By the way, the New Age Avengers are here but who's your leader?" he asked.

"Our leader went home along with his sister and adopted brother due to personal reasons, they'll be back in a couple of days." Ichigo replied.

"Anyway, who's your leader's adopted brother?" Ozzy asked.

"That would be Eddy." Rex answered, "Another member of our team." he pointed out.

And at that moment, the Mississippi Four did a group spit-take from drinking their glasses of waters at the shock that the New Age Avengers leader's adopted brother was none other than Eddy from Ed, Edd n Eddy. In fact, they've already met all but one of the Eds who was the scam artist and leader himself, and they've wondered where he was until now.

"You guys okay?" Randy Cunningham asked.

"Oh, we're fine, we're fine." Joey reassured while sounding like he had a runny nose.

Luckily for the Mississippi Four, the only thing they sprayed was inside their glasses but unfortunately it did some effects on two of them. While Ozzy and Kylie were fine with just their lower lips and chins ending up a little wet, Suzie accidentally swallowed some of her water too soon and started coughing as Kylie helped her friend stop her coughing fit and as for Joey, unfortunately, some of the water went up his nose and he had to use a napkin to clean it up.

"And since their team leader is out to visit his pathetic adopted family that will disown him, I'm taking over the New Age Avengers!'' Eric declared.

Randy did a spitstake in response, "What do you mean you're taking over the New Age Avengers?!'' he exclaimed indecorously.

"I've been meaning to merge your team with mine and with your leader permanently left the team, I think it's time for me to do the merge." Eric explained.

"Screw you!" Randy argued, "The New Age Avengers will never merge with your team!" he declared, "And our leader didn't leave the team!" he added, "Stop assuming things that isn't true!" he chastised.

Eric was about to say something when Singko smashes a bottle of vodka at the back of the fatass' head which knocks him out of conscious, "Geez, can't we please eat in peace.'' he grumbled while taking a bite of a crinkle.

Double D then turns to Joey, "Mister Hollard, tomorrow morning the four of you will start your training here, so I hope you're ready for the intense training our coaches had in stall.'' he stated.

Joey smirked in response, "Don't worry..." he reassured, "... we can definitely take on any training you had for us!" he declared.

Double D nodded, "Then I look forward for that." he replied.

Note: This chapter is edited by moi but is originally written by AuraBolter, so all the props goes to him.

A/N: Inspired from someonestupED, damnlastwords, Jamesdean5842, Hope the Victor and Ace Neptune. All OCs and concepts not created by moi were given permission for me to use by it's respected creators.