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Tales of the Multiverse Bit 135
What the heck happened?
Clyde McBride and Liam Hunnicut got their bearings back after getting caught inside a magical mini-tornado when all of a sudden the former accidentally shoots lasers from his eyes while Liam's hair began to grow uncontrollably, much to Lincoln Loud, Stella Zhau, Rusty Spokes and Zach Gurdle's shock.
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It was another day in Neo-City as we head towards one dorm building at the Dormitory Village and inside one room where the Mississippi Four are residing, we see Joey Hollard sleeping soundly, and the funny thing is that it's the middle of the day and supposedly he and his group's fifth day of training.
Apparently, last night, Joey noticed Eddward "Double D, Edd" Marion Smith carrying a lot of paperwork and decided to help him carry them, much to the Chief Operating Officer's appreciation and he even went as far as helping out with working on it in which Double D reluctantly accepted, and due to how very late it was when Joey finished helping Double D with paperwork, he was allowed to sleep in the next day.
Joey was sleeping peacefully in dreamland when all of a sudden, he felt something tickle his face, he then smacked his face with his left hand only to receive a splat of whip cream.
His eyes snapped open when he heard someone laughing like crazy and when he turned his attention to the culprit who was none other than Eric Cartman rolling around the floor.
"Oh man..." Eric wheezed, "Ahahahahaha!" he cackled, "You should see the look on your face!" he mused, "Ahahahahaha!" he continued to laugh while hitting the floor with his fists.
"You..." growled by a dark voice which abruptly stopped Eric's laughing fit before turning around to see a terrifying sight, "How... DARE YOU..." roared with a pair of angry menacing eyes that spell doom for the fatass.
Eric stares at him for a second before doing a thumbs-up, "Worth it!" he cheered.
Bzzzttt…
Meanwhile inside the cafeteria of the same dorm building, we see Buccaneer "Buckles" Murphy, Gillian "Gill" Norman, Akatora Tsujimiya and the Creepy Guy getting chased by an angry Erika Yaeger while passing by a table occupied by Kylie Hollard, Oswald "Ozzy" Wizner, Suzuka "Suzie" Takahashi, Rex Salazar, Randy Cunningham, Malvina Rasputin, Eustace Bagge, Yoshika Miyafuji, Gertrud Barkhorn, Blake Belladonna, Ilia Amitola, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren.
"Hey boys!" Rex called out, "It's been nice knowing ya!" he expressed with an amused smile.
"Fuck you!" Buckles snapped, "Go to hell!" he exclaimed in annoyance.
As this is going on, Yoshika and Gertrud couldn't help but stare at Kylie whom is eating a lot of food and I mean A LOT, and she is currently the middle of scarfing down her fourth bowl out of ten bowls of Katsudon.
"Are you sure your stomach isn't filled with tapeworms, Kylie?" Yoshika questioned in disbelief.
"Nam, nam, howy Yoska bu aw ob oay's haying's erk ee up a aeite, o a ant elp ii..." Kylie spoke through her stuff face.
"Don't talk with your mouth full!" Gertrud scolded.
Kylie then swallowed her food, "Ops! Howy!" she apologized, "I said that all of today's training worked me up an appetite, so I can't help it." she explained before putting her now empty bowl on top of a stack of other empty bowls before proceeding to chow down on her fifth bowl.
Ozzy chuckled nervously, "Sorry about that." he apologized, "Kylie's a really big eater." he pointed out, "Normally she'd just eat up to three bowls but after becoming a Blessed, her appetite tripled." he explained.
"Her appetite is impressive." Gertrud admitted, "But she is no where near as impressive as that girl..." she said while pointing a finger at Akame whom is eating 25 stacks of monster meat in her table, "... or that guy..." she furthered while pointing a finger at Gluttony the Homunculus tipping his table up and then gobbling 50 raw meats into his mouth, "... or that guy." she concluded while pointing a finger at one long table with Allen Walker eating a large number of food that like he is attending a banquet, "Geez, what the hell are these guys' stomachs are made of?" she questioned in disbelief.
Blake then took notice of Suzie staring at her for some reason, "Is something the matter?" the feline faunus asked.
"Can I touch your cat ears?" Suzie asked innocently.
Blake raised an eyebrow, "Why mine?" she asked, "There are other more people here with cat ears like mine." she pointed out.
"Well, you're the closest one." Suzie replied.
"Point taken." Blake admitted, "But I rather not let anyone touch my ears." she said, "Besides, we're in the cafeteria and touching someone's ears in the middle of eating is considered bad manners." she stated.
"Oh, right." Suzie acknowledged.
Suddenly, the conversation from Kylie's appetite & cat ears turns into a conversation about discrimination between faunus and humans on Remnant with Ozzy pointing out how stupid and immature it is as Kylie shared on how she and Joey detested discrimination when she and Joey once saw Ozzy and Suzie getting bullied.
"Go on." Yoshika beckoned.
Ozzy sighed, "Well, first off, back when I was younger, I used to live in Austin, Texas with my family." he shared, "Then, when I was 12, we moved to Oxford Mississippi for a new life and my folks started up a restaurant business, although I had trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, I was very shy, socially awkward and timid back then and I was a subject to bullying that time." he explained, "My bullying stopped when Kylie and Joey came to my rescue and stood up for me and that was the day I became their friends." he furthered, "Soon after that, I learned how to stand up for myself and as well as for others so that they wouldn't get subjected to bullying as well." he concluded.
"That's really good that you got help from those two." Yoshika complimented before turning to Suzie, "What about you, Suzie?" she asked and Suzie responded by looking away, "I guess you don't want to talk about it." the fuso witch assumed.
Kylie then placed a hand on Suzie's left shoulder with a reassuring smile that indicates that she'll be explaining to which Suzie nodded in consent.
Kylie then spoke, "You see, a year after Ozzy moved in, Suzie came along with her parents to live in Mississippi where they started up a martial arts school and just like Ozzy, she was having difficulty adjusting to her new life." she explained, "When she started at our old school, Suzie revealed how good she was at just about every subject and it got her quite popular." she furthered.
"If Suzie became so popular, what happened that caused her to be bullied?" Jaune asked.
"Well..." Kylie uttered, "... one day everyone at school started to treat Suzie as if she was invisible and whenever she'd try to interact with anyone, they'd just treat her as if she was just a gust of wind and it brought her into a state of depression which is the reason why she's always been wearing a stoic and emo expression." she explained, much to everyone's surprise.
"What happened next?" Ilia asked.
"Well, since becoming depressed, her grades got affected and it worried her family, then one day, Joey, Ozzy and I approached her and we became her friends." Kylie replied.
"We helped her out of her depression and after telling us how everyone treated her, well, they were all in a lot of trouble." Ozzy added.
"How come?" Ren asked.
"Hehehe..." Ozzy chuckled, "Well..." he uttered, "... back at our old school, Joey, Kylie and I were the defacto disciplinary squad, we maintained order at the school and made sure nobody mistreated or bullied anyone and Suzie became our fourth member." he explained.
"We did some digging and found out that some of the students were jealous of Suzie because of how good she was at almost every subject and started to spread bad rumors about her." Kylie furthered.
"Whoa..." Jaune uttered in awe, "... how'd you managed to find that out?" he asked.
"Oh, we have our connections." Kylie answered with an innocent smile but at the back of her mind, "I can't tell them that Allie blackmailed some of the students who mistreated Suzie, so that she could gain info on the culprits." she thought mentally, "That and she did more than just blackmailing them." she added.
"When we confronted the culprits, we managed to get them to apologize to Suzie and made sure that they won't ever bully anyone again." Ozzy said.
"How did you managed to get them to apologize?" Jaune asked.
"Well let's just say that Joey has a temper and he gave them a piece of his mind and put them in their place and trust us when we say this..." Kylie trailed, "... you DO NOT..." she emphasized, "... want to get Joey angry." she concluded.
"There's a lot of people here that we don't want to get angry..." Yoshika pointed out with a blank look, "... but we see your point." she admitted.
"At least, you found good friends despite everything that happened.'' Ren commented with a smile.
Ozzy chuckled in response, "You got that right." he replied.
Suzie then noticed Malvina's solemn expression with the pale-looking girl took notice, "Uhm, Suzie was it?" the healer assumed, "Is there something in my face?'' she asked politely.
"You seem down..." Suzie pointed out while tilting her head, "... is there something wrong?" she asked.
"That's because her stupid boyfriend is not here right now!" Eustace answered rather rudely.
Malvina sighed in response, "Yeah..." she uttered, "... the farmer is right, I miss my boyfriend.'' she confessed.
Kylie swallowed her food before speaking, "Who's your boyfriend?" she asked.
"The resident prince of my team.'' Randy answered while taking a bite of his burger.
Ozzy then spits out his drink while Suzie spoke, "You mean Marcus "the Kane" McGee?'' she assumed with Malvina nodding in response.
Ozzy then wipes his mouth, "Men, then that means you're dating a prince, ain't you lucky.'' he commented.
"Thanks..." Malvina uttered before sighing again, "I miss him so much.'' she said.
"Get a grip will you.'' Gertrud scolded, "Marcus won't be gone for that long, so have some patience." she reminded, "Long-distance relationships is not that hard you know.'' she stated.
"I heard that Singko will be taking a leave for an entire month.'' Yoshika shared.
Gertrud stood up in shock, "What?!" she exclaimed, "How come he never told me about that?" she demanded.
"I was joking, Barkhorn." Yoshika said with a smirk.
"Yoshika.'' Gertrud growled.
Before the Karslander could murder the Fuso witch for the troll, the cafeteria doors slammed open with Eric running inside before quickly closing the doors, much to everyone's surprise.
Rex looks at with a blank look, "What's wrong?" he asked.
Eric turns to everyone, "He's coming..." he wheezed while sporting a shit-eating smile on his face, "HE'S COMING!" he shouted, much to everyone's confusion.
The Mississippi trio turned to each other and they recognized what happened, "What did you do?" Ozzy asked.
"I DID NOTHING WRONG! I'M INNOCENT!" Eric lied like a madman.
"WOULD YOU STOP SHOUTING, YOU STUPID BOY!" Eustace shouted at the fatass.
"YOU TOO, YOU OLD FART!" Randy shouted at the old man.
"YOU TOO, YOU IDIOT NINJA!" Rex shouted at the ninja, "AND SAME GOES FOR ME!" he added while jabbing a thumb at himself.
"Where's Joey?" Kylie asked.
Then a dark chuckle is heard from outside the cafeteria, everyone looks at each other wondering what's going on while Eric got away from the doors and hid behind Yoshika who pushes him away, they then heard heavy footsteps coming from out the doors.
"Five bucks something sinister is gonna come in here.'' Rex betted with a blank look.
"You're on." Randy accepted.
"I-I don't think t-this is a good time for a bet.'' Jaune stuttered nervously.
Then they heard a voice, "Eeeeeeeeric? Wheere aaaaaaarrre yooooooouuuuu? Are we playing hide and seeeek? If we aaaare then I'm the seekeeeeerrrrr!" the voice said.
"W-w-w-w-what was th-th-that?!" Jaune asked in panic.
Ozzy turned to Eric with a blank look, "You pranked him, didn't you?" he accused.
"I DID NOT!" Eric denied, "STOP MAKING LIES!" he demanded.
"Yes you did, you baka." Suzie uttered with a deadpan expression.
"Why?" Ilia asked in confusion with Ozzy facepalming response while Kylie sighed in exasperation and Suzie closed her eyes while shaking her head in disappointment, "You're confusing us further with those unnecessary dramatic expressions you have, so speak up." the faunus pointed out.
Kylie then spoke, "We did mentioned that Joey has a temper..." she trailed.
"So, does everyone else." Randy chimed in.
"... but we didn't mention that he's very good at suppressing it and unfortunately, his temper can come out in different stages of anger when you push his buttons the wrong way." Kylie admitted.
"What are his stages?" Gertrud inquired.
"He had two stages." Ozzy answered.
"His first one is his angry drill sergeant persona." Suzie shared.
"And what's his second stage?" Ren asked.
"That would be the stage where you'd either prank him while he doesn't want to be disturbed or while he's asleep or if you say arrogant insults that are way out of line or disrespectful in his opinion." Kylie explained.
"What's it called?" asked Blake.
But before they could answer even further, they heard the shout, "HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEESSS..." the voice trailed as the door slammed open, "JOEY!" the owner of shout declared whom is none other than the elder Hollard himself.
Joey is wearing his usual getup minus the hoodie and vest, his hair was a bit of a mess from bed head and he had whipped cream all over his face and his eyes were having a crazed but angry look and he had a creepy slasher smile, plus he had his Nerf Zombie Strike SlingFire blaster in his hands.
"LOOK OUT! IT'S JOE THE CREEPER!" Ozzy shouted while pointing at Joey in panic.
As for everyone's reaction... it's kinda mixed.
Some raised an eyebrow in utter bewilderment, some found it ridiculous, some just don't care and just went back to eating while some found this entertaining such as Rex whom casually pulls out a radio and began to play music.
(Play Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance)
Joey slowly cracked his neck a couple of times, then he flexed and cracked his fingers and knuckles releasing cracking and popping sounds making almost the whole cafeteria cringe at the sound.
Joe the Creeper let out a long creepy exhale before setting his sights on Eric.
His slasher smile widened upon finding his prey, "Foooouuuund you!" he declared to which Eric responded by screaming like a little girl before running away to escape as Joe the Creeper slung his SlingFire on his back and then started running after Eric and thanks to being a pro at track and field, he was gaining at Eric real fast as he let out a maniacal evil laughter while he had his hands which had his fingers bent down like claws reached out towards Eric whom scream even more as he came closer and closer.
All the while everyone just watched and some of them were even snickering at the sight and heck, even Kylie casually continued to eat her seventh bowl of Katsudon while watching her brother chase Eric as if she was having dinner and a show. The chase didn't last long as Joe finally caught Eric with his hands tightly gripping the hems of Eric's jacket collar.
"UNHAND ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! LET GO!" Eric demanded while Randy is seen dressed as a priest and began praying for the poor boy.
"SILENCE!" Joe shouted, "Don't you ever prank me, EVER!" he exclaimed with angry eyes before receiving a rapid nod from Eric and silence came but not for long as unexpectedly, Joe the Creeper took out a can of whip cream and sprayed some at Eric's face receiving whip cream eyebrows, mustache and a small Chinese beard which made the fat bastard look like an old man.
"There..." Joey uttered, "... now we're even." he said with a normal voice before letting go of Eric as everyone burst out in laughter while older Hollard taps Eric's shoulder, signaling that he forgives him before walking off as the fat bastard fainted with cross-shaped marks on his eyes.
"As I said..." Kylie uttered, "... that's Joey's second anger stage if you prank him for no reason or if you push his buttons too far." she explained while putting her empty bowl on the bowl stack before proceeding with her eighth bowl.
Randy turned to Kylie, "Let me guess..." he uttered, "... this Joey the Creeper persona was the one that put those bullies in their place." he assumed which earned him a nod of confirmation from the younger Hollard.
"I see, cool." Randy commented.
Joey then made his way towards their table as Kyle tossed him a towel that she managed to pull out from her small bag, the older Hollard caught it and began to wipe his face clean with it.
"Hey guys!" Joey greeted before sitting down next to Kylie, "What's for brunch?" he asked only to receive the tenth of Kylie's remaining bowls of Katsudon from her.
"Here bro, I saved one for you." Kylie presented before proceeding to eat her ninth and final bowl after finishing her eighth.
"Thanks." Joey replied in gratitude and began to eat his brunch.
"Like brother, like sister..." Rex uttered, "... both have the same appetite." he mused.
"You're welcome." the Hollard twins replied at the same time while continuing to eat.
"Look at that, they synchronized." Ozzy said with a grin and everyone responded by throwing crumpled paper cups at him, "Hey! Watch it!" he scolded..
"I suggest we get to the next part of this chapter.'' Rex announced before holding the right side of the screen and move it to the left which transitions everything to the next scene.
Bzzzttt…
Later that day in the Training Camp, the Mississippi Four are currently inside the Lounging area hanging out and they were discussing some things, mostly of some encounters they had for the past couple days, luckily there weren't a lot of people in the Lounge presently which makes them safe from eavesdroppers.
"What?!" Joey, Kylie and Ozzy exclaimed in surprise, "Are you serious?!" the cowboy questioned in disbelief, "Kanade Tachibana and the rest of SSS Brigade are alive?!" he squawked.
Suzie nodded in response, "Hai, in fact I have a feeling that we've been encountering people who we saw die in animes, cartoons, comics and movies and perhaps even real life." she assumed.
"Really?" Kylie asked.
Suzie nodded, "Hai!" she confirmed, "Just yesterday, I met Akame and even her sister Kurome who's alive and well." she shared.
"What?!" Joey, Kylie and Ozzy exclaimed in surprise, "How did you take it?" Ozzy asked.
"I fainted." Suzie replied rather bluntly.
"Whoa..." Joey uttered in awe, "I guess you must've been overwhelmed." he assumed.
Suzie nodded, "Yeah, I was but I was just happy to know Kurome-chan's okay." she said with a smile.
"Any other people we encountered who we thought died?" Joey questioned.
"Well..." Kylie uttered while rubbing the back of her neck.
~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashback~
"I kinda countered a certain, grand couturier the other day..."
The scene started with Kylie walking down the halls while reading something on her tablet when all of a sudden she bumped into someone with their foreheads hitting each other which caused both of them to fall on their butts.
"Ow..." Kylie uttered while rubbing her forehead.
"Oh my goodness!" a voice gasped, "Are you alright?" asked a voice in concern as the young Hollard saw a hand in front of her vision.
Without thinking, Kylie took it before the person pulled her up, "I'm alright, I just..." Kylie was about to say when her eyes widen when she recognized the person in front of her.
Standing right in front of her was none other than Nui Harime, Ryuuko Matoi's enemy and she was alive.
Kylie froze in place and remained silent to which Nui took notice, "Hmm? What's wrong?" the blonde asked.
"EEP!" Kylie squeaked in response before backing herself to the wall while shaking in fright.
Nui looks at her in confusion, "Eh?" she uttered, "Is something wrong?" she asked before approaching the shivering girl.
"I-I-I, uh..." Kylie stuttered while to trying to reach for her wand only to notice that it wasn't in her coat.
Kylie then realized that she left it in her room and she mentally cursed herself for leaving it and forgetting Hollard rule number 1: Never leave without tools for self-defense and she was too scared to realize that she was a Blessed and that she didn't need her wand and could just blast her with her Gift.
Nui then got a bit close to her, "Are you not feeling well?" she asked which made Kylie's face a bit red.
Mentally calming herself, Kylie silently took a deep breath and answered with a forced smile, "Oh uh, I'm alright!" she answered.
"Are you sure?" Nui pressed on.
Kylie nodded in response, "Yeah!" she confirmed before sliding to her left and took a big step back from Nui, "I'm alright, thanks for asking." she reassured, "A-Anyway I gotta go now, I have a lot of training to do, so bye!" she exclaimed before immediately walking fast with a wave and then running away from Nui, leaving the ringlet twin tailed girl tilting her head in confusion.
~End Flashback~
"Nui Harime? No way?!" Ozzy squawked in shock.
Kylie nodded on confirmation, "Yeah, I ran into Ryuuko after that and I frantically asked how she was alive and she told me that Nui, alongside Ragyou, were found alive somewhere and their memories were wiped clean, and now serve as solo heroes here in the Heroes Coalitions." she explained.
"No way, Ragyou too?!" Joey exclaimed in disbelief, "Seriously?!" he questioned, "And they're solo heroes here?!" he pointed out.
"Yeah, I couldn't believe it myself, Ryuuko and Satsuki until now aren't happy about it." Kylie admitted with a sigh.
"Dang..." Ozzy cursed, "Anyone else than those two who're alive?" he inquired.
"Actually..." Joey uttered as everyone turned to him looking at a random direction while scratching his cheek with his finger.
"Aw no..." Ozzy uttered with a face palm, "... please tell me it's not someone who enjoys torture." he pleaded sarcastically.
"Actually..." Joey trailed off, "I ran into a certain "general" with ice powers..." he shared.
His companions' eyes widen in shock, "YA MEAN GENERAL ESDEATH?!" Ozzy exclaimed in disbelief.
Joey nodded in response, "Yes." he confirmed, "THE General Esdeath from Akame ga kill." he revealed , "I was just about finished with target practice when I bumped into her." he explained, "I almost pulled my gun at her had it not been for Tatsumi, whom I'm also shocked to see alive mind you, calmed me down and cleared things up that Esdeath ain't the same as who she was before." he concluded.
"Really?" Suzie asked.
"Really." Joey answered, "And judging by how Tatsumi is also alive, I think it's safe to say that all of Night Raid and even the rest of the Jaegers, those who died are all alive." he assumed.
"You think so?" Ozzy asked.
Before Joey could respond, "Hi there! Where did you come from little guy?" the voice of Kylie cooed.
Joey, Ozzy and Suzie turned to see Kylie crouched down on the floor and it looked like she was holding something on her arms.
"Uh, Kylie, what's that you got there?" Joey asked.
Kylie stood up and turned to her friends and brother, "Look what I got!" she presented, "Isn't it the cutest?" she gushed while showing to them what she was carrying in her arms, only to reveal that it was none other than then Imperial Arms Hekatonkheires, also known as Koro, much to the remaining trio's horror.
"Woof!" Koro greeted with a wave of his stubby hand.
There was a long moment of pause until they made a response, "AAAAAAHHHHH!" the trio screamed while taking a few steps back and at the same time, Ozzy and Suzie huddled behind Joey.
This caused Kylie and even Koro to tilt their heads in confusion, "D-d-d-d-doko de sore o teniireta nodesu ka?!" Suzie questioned in Japanese while pointing a finger at Koro.
"Suzie's right Kylie, where'd you get that?!" Joey demanded frantically.
"Huh?" Kylie uttered, "What do you mean?" she asked in confusion, "This little guy just walked up to me all of a sudden and it seemed like it took a liking to me." she answered rather simply.
"Kylie..." Ozzy uttered, "... do ya have any idea what you're holding in your hands right now?" he asked.
"Um, cute little doggy?" Kylie replied with a clueless expression.
"Have you forgotten?" Ozzy reminded, "That's Koro, the imperial arms used by Seryuu Ubiquitous of the Jaegers." he pointed out, "You know? From Akame ga kill!" he added.
Kylie then took a good look at Koro as the gears started turning on her head before it clicked, "Oh yeah!" she exclaimed in realization, "You're Seryuu's dog, aren't you?" she pointed out with Koro responding with cheerful "Woof!" before the organic imperial arms started licking Kylie, "Hey~ that tickles!" she giggled.
"AH! That thing's tasting ya Kylie! Let go of it!" Ozzy shouted rather hysterically.
"Doh~! But even if he's a big giant flesh-eating monster, Koro's a big sweetheart, ain't that right Koro?" Kylie gushed while making the imperial arms bark cheerfully as Kylie started rubbing her cheek to his cheeks much to the little dog's delight.
"N-Naniiiii?!" Suzie exclaimed with a look of disbelief while both Ozzy and Joey's jaws dropped.
"Koro! There you are!" a voice called out.
The Mississippi Four then turns around to see Seryuu Ubiquitous running towards them, much to their shock.
"AH! SERYUU UBIQUITOUS!" Joey, Ozzy and Suzie exclaimed in alarm.
Kylie then just casually handed Koro to the Team Redemption member, "Ehehehe..." the younger Hollard chuckled, "Sorry about that." she apologized, "Your pet kinda wondered off here and somehow took a liking to me." she stated.
"It's fine." Seryuu reassured, "Koro gain that kind of habit ever since coming here." she reasoned.
Joey puts a on his chin, "Hmm, strange..." he thought.
"Oh yeah!" Kylie exclaimed in realization, "I haven't introduced myself, my name's Kylie, Kylie Hollard and this is my brother Joey, and our friends Ozzy and Suzie." she introduced herself and the rest of the Mississippi Four.
"Please to meet you, I'm Seryuu Ubiquitous." Seryuu greeted back before looking at Suzie, "Call me crazy but you kinda look like my friend, Kurome." she pointed out.
"I know, I met her the other day along with her sister Akame and it was Akame who mistaken me for her." Suzie replied.
"You also look like Miyu Edelfelt." Seryuu added, "An older version of her to be exact." she stated.
Suzie tilts her head, "Oh, do I?" she asked.
"Hmm, we didn't quite take notice." Ozzy admitted.
"Huh, now that you mention it, Suzie kinda does have a slight resemblance to Miyu, difference is that her hair's shorter and eyes are a different color." Joey pointed out.
"I think I see it now..." Kylie uttered before clapping her hands, "Oh! You might as well be Miyu's big sister!" she said playfully.
"Urusai-desu..." Suzie uttered with a blank look and a small blush on her face.
"Hey, Seryuu!" a voice shouted.
Seryuu and the Mississippi Four then turns around to see Spear and Rena Ryuuguu walking toward their direction, and the Mississippi Four are shock to see them.
"What the heck?!" Joey exclaimed in his thought, "Okay, I did say that we'd be expecting to see most of Night Raid and the Jaegers alive but I didn't expect Spear to be alive as well." he admitted considering that Spear was kind of a minor character seen in the Akame ga Kill anime and was killed by Nyau of the Three Beasts.
"Oh mama..." Ozzy uttered in his thoughts, "Rena Ryuugu from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni." he thought in alarm since Rena was a psycho killer from one anime.
"Where have you been?" Spear demanded, "We we're suppose to meet at Gob's kiosk an hour ago!" she reminded.
"Sorry." Seryuu apologized, "I was looking for Koro." she reasoned.
"Then go locked him in a cage!" Spear advised, "That way that mutt won't be a distraction to you." she stated.
"Don't call Koro a mutt!" Seryuu argued, "And don't threat him like an animal either!" she added.
"It's because he is an animal!" Spear insisted.
Rena quickly got in-between her 'best friends', "Knock it off, you two!" she pleaded, "This is no time for horseplay!" she scolded.
As this is going on, the Mississippi Four sporting an astonished expression at the sigh before them, Ozzy even had to rub his eyes to confirm things.
"Seryuu and Spear butting heads..." Joey uttered.
"And Rena being a peacekeeper..." Kylie followed.
"Never in all my life will I see the day..." Ozzy admitted.
"Hai..." Suzie said in agreement.
Note: This chapter is edited by moi but is originally written by AuraBolter, so all the props goes to him.
A/N: Inspired from someonestupED, damnlastwords, Jamesdean5842, Hope the Victor and Ace Neptune. All OCs and concepts not created by moi were given permission for me to use by it's respected creators.
