Author's Note

So someone suggested I put the names of the Loud siblings next to their code numbuhs each time they're mentioned, at least for the first few chapters. I will do that along with putting the guide for their names and numbuhs as the beginning of each chapter for the next few updates.

I will be putting in my own ideas for new technology and weapons for the KND to use but I won't be using acronyms cause I'm not that clever.

Anyways, hope you enjoy this episode.

Loud Code Numbuhs

Lori Loud: Alfa 22, Combat Operative, Pilot

Leni Loud: Alfa 333, Combat Operative

Luna Loud: Alfa 45, Combat Operative

Luan Loud: Alfa 16, Combat Operative

Lynn Loud : Afla 111, Combat Operative, Undercover Ops

Lincoln Loud: Numbuh 55, Tactical Officer

Lucy Loud: Numbuh 767, Undercover Ops

Lola Loud: Numbuh 114, Combat Operative, Pilot

Lana Loud: Numbuh 113, Mechanics Expert

Lisa Loud: Numbuh 265, Tech Officer, Tactical Officer

Episode 2 Kids Next Door Operation: N.O. P.O.W.U.H.

New

Orders-

Pulverize

Opposition

Without

Utilizing

Hamsters

A fat cape wearing man in a business suit and orange hair with a bald spot flies on the scene.

"Parent Teacher Organization of Eradicating Youngsters, attack!" He flew around the top of Sector V's tree house and laughed maniacally. A laser defense kept on blasting until he was hit and fried.

"AAAH" the man screamed then fell to the ground groaning in pain.

"Code Red! The tree house is under attack!" Numbuh 1 yelled as he came out of a staircase. "Kids Next Door battle stations!"

Numbuh 4 had his S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. plugged in the wall and at the ready beside him was Numbuh 114 (Lola) with a potato launcher also plugged in. "I'll take care of those study-happy sickos!" said Numbuh 4

"Right with you!" said Numbuh 114 (Lola).

A man in a white tank top, polka dot boxers, indoor slippers, and boxing slipper came through a window. "Mad Dad mad! You get bad report card again!" He charges the two.

Numbuh 4 fires his S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. at the man which smacked the plank wood at his face and then after he stumbled Numbuh 114 (Lola) fired a potato at him causing him to fall out the window.

"That's not our report card! Ya nut!" Numbuh 4 replied.

"Duuuuugh !" Mad Dad yelled as he fell to the ground.

"Well, that's one less parent to worry about." Numbuh 114 (Lola) said.

At another window Numbuh 3 had her T.H.U.M.P.E.R. and next to her is Alfa 333 (Leni) with a scarf bolas launcher. "Hook us up Numbuh 5!" Numbuh 3 cheerfully said.

"Power is on." Numbuh 5 said as she plugged in their weapons.

A man wearing a blue graduation gown, a cap, and yellow glasses who can also fly approached the window."You cannot defeat the Terrible Tutor!" He fired two textbooks from his sleeves.

Numbuh 3 fired two bears at the books followed by Alfa 333 (Leni) firing a bolas. It wrapped around the Terrible Tutor and the weights caused him to plunge to the ground. "Uugh!" He yelled as he fell.

An old woman in a green dress sitting on a rocking chair with a helicopter blade came flying in.

"Numbuh 2, Alfa 111(Lynn), the Heli-Teacher is all yours!" Numbuh 3 said.

"On it!" Numbuh 2 replied with a thumbs up.

"Let's do this!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) said.

Numbuh 2 fired a chicken bone from a giant rubber band and Alfa 111 (Lynn) threw a baseball at the villain. The bone bounced off the teacher's heli-chair and the baseball missed. She laughed maniacally.

"Your aim is as bad as your school work!"

Numbuh 5 saw the Heli-Teacher and aimed her P.H.L.A.Z.E.R.. She hit the blades causing her to fall to the ground outside. "AAAh! Ooof."

A big obese woman wearing a blue shirt with two pink M's on it wielding a purse came crashing through a window. "Naughty children make Mid-western Mom angry!" she yelled.

"Get lost, lady!" Alfa 22 (Lori) said as she aimed a melon cannon at her and fired. At the same time Numbuh 1 fired his weapon at Mid-western Mom."Energihugic Fly Swatter, fire!"

A melon and trash can lid with fly swatters attached to it struck the villain and knocked her all the way down. All the villains were on the ground defeated.

"Retreat!" The villain with the cape said. The group all scattered in fear and ran away. The 15 operatives posed at the hole the adults made and looked down as they retreated.

"You heard the man." Numbuh 1 said.

"Yeah we kick butt!" Cheered Numbuh 2.

"Don't mess with the Kids Next Door!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) yelled.

"Numbuh 2, Alfa 111 (Lynn)! What are these?" Numbuh 1 asked while pointing at the rubber band and Alfa 111's (Lynn) box full of baseballs.

"Um, a Rubber Band Food Flinger?"

"A Rubber Band Food Flinger?! Are you kidding me?!"

"What? I thought it was cool!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) said.

"And you Alfa 111 (Lynn)! Why is your only weapon a baseball?!" Numbuh 1 questioned.

"What? I have a rocket arm here! I don't need weapons!"

"Silence!" Numbuh 1 said. Numbuh 2 and Alfa 111 (Lynn) straightened up at attention as their leader paced in front of them. "Our super amazing tree house, the supreme center of our 2x4 technology, is home to an inexhaustible power supply and the only thing you two can come up with is a giant rubber band and throwing baseballs?!" he said. "Especially you Numbuh 2! You're supposed to be one of our tech officers and weapons experts!"

He grabbed both of them by the ear and dragged them "Come with me!" The rest of the team followed. They arrived at a door and Numbuh 1 pressed a button opening the doors.

"Behold the central power core. The most massive power source in the world. Generated by thousands upon thousands of scurrying hamsters." He shed a tear. "So beautiful."

Suddenly the hamsters stopped running, put on sombreros and started running out.

"Huh, what's going on?! Wait! Where are you all going?! Come back!" The hamsters were soon all gone.

"My precious power source!" Numbuh 1 cried. "Who did this?!" he asked angrily.

"We did!" Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 113 (Lana) said.

"What?"

"They were tired, silly." Numbuh 3 said.

"Those poor hamsters work so hard, so we gave them a vacation." Numbuh 113 (Lana) said.

"Hamster holiday fun for all!" They both said together. The power to the entire tree house went out and it became dark.

"Yay scary party!" Numbuh 3 said.

"Yay." Numbuh 767 (Lucy) said with a smile.

At an expensive mansion the Delightful Children From Down the Lane were looking at their guest who wanted to be their villain.

"Sorry mister Toiletnator, but you're not the villain we're looking for." they said.

"But-" they pressed a button and the toilet villain was sent flying.

"Next."

The doors were broken down and came in a fat old woman in a blue shirt with red buttons. She had a thick German accent. This villain was Grandma Stuffum. Her goal is to make kids fat.

"Ooh, you are childrens and so skinny are you! Grandma Stuffum make you snack of liverwurst head cheese casserole."

She scooped up her food and threw it down. The casserole was alive and approached the Delightful Children.

"But we've already eaten."

"Nonsense! You are so very skinny."

"But if we eat all your delicious food, there won't be any for those poor starving Kids Next Door."

"Starving?"

"They're famished and they live right next door." They said while evilly laughing.

"Liver, Onions, it is time to prepare a feast!" Grandma Stuffum addressed the living liver and two onions.

"Yes Grandma!"

They all laughed evilly.

"Hey, what do you call a ghost that always comes back? A boomerang. Ha ha ha! Get it?" Alfa 16 (Luan) joked. Only Numbuh 2 laughed and the rest of the operatives just groaned.

The power was still out and everyone was using flashlights. The team was playing with them. Numbuhs 5 and 767 (Lucy) were telling ghost stories. Everyone else was using them as swords even the Alfa operatives got in on the fun. Except for Numbuhs 1, 265 (Lisa), and 55 (Lincoln).

"Will you all stop fooling around!" Numbuh 1 said.

"This is serious!" said Numbuh 55 (Lincoln).

"Our Sector Leader and fellow tactical officer are correct. We are in quite the predicament without power." stated Numbuh 265 (Lisa).

"No hamsters, no power. We're defenseless!" Numbuh 1 panicked.

Everyone just looked at their leader.

"I wonder what hamsters do on vacation?" Numbuh 5 asked.

The hamsters are all chilling, eating and playing at the beach.

"No power! This means no electro repulsar defense web, no mega voltage soupcan defense laser, no defenses!" Numbuh 1 said worried.

"Not to mention all of our weapons need power from the tree house." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) included.

"Sector Leader, may I ask as to why our tree fort uses Cricetinae to power all of its functions instead of an actual electric generator?" Numbuh 265 (Lisa) asked.

"Kids Next Door tradition." Numbuh 1 answered.

"You also have to admit our weapons actually performed better and were a lot more powerful when hooked up to the system, unlike when we tried to shoot that ice cream monster." Her brother reasoned.

"I suppose, well I may be able to go back to our home and start working on a backup power source. The only problem is that the teleporter we built to the Loud residence is also part of the tree house's rodent powered energy systems and none of our ships are fully charged or functioning at the moment." Numbuh 265 (Lisa) explained as she adjusted her glasses.

"Great." Numbuh 1 groaned.

"Oh relax. What's the worst that can happen?" Numbuh 5 asked.

"What could happen?!"

*Crash*

Grandma Stuffum burst through the wall behind Numbuh 1 he looked up and then pointed at her.

"That could happen!" Numbuh 1 said.

"Oh look at all the skinny childrens," Grandma Suffum said.

"Uh some of us are teens, dude." Alfa 45 (Luna) said.

"You need to eat. And nothing fattens up like good, yucky, healthy food!" She summoned food monsters made of spinach.

"Ugh, spinach." Numbuh 1 said.

"Eh it's just cruddy food. These guys are mine!" Numbuh 4 attacked and punched one monster's head off and kicked off the head of the other one. "Hah, they don't look so tough." The monsters then regrew their heads. "Uh oh."

"Cream that kid!" Liver commanded.

Numbuh 4 tried to dodge but the spinach monster grabbed him and forced itself down his throat.

"Numbuh 4!" Numbuh 114 (Lola) cried worried for him.

The other food monsters started chasing the rest of the team. Numbuh 2, and 113 (Lana), were actually eating the food monsters and enjoying them.

"This is literally disgusting!" Alfa 22 (Lori) yelled as she tried to pry off some living sausages.

"I'm totes not hungry right now!" Alfa 333 (Leni) said as she was being chased by giant mushrooms.

"This is not good." Numbuh 767 (Lucy) as she ran away.

As Numbuh 3 ran she saw her T.H.U.M.P.E.R., quickly grabbed it and aimed at the food monsters.

"Ha ha!"

*Click click*

"Hey." She said as she tried to fire her weapon, but forgot the power was out. "Uh oh."

The monsters threw themselves into her mouth. "Aaah! Ugh." she screamed. "Hang on Numbuh 3!" Alfa 333 (Leni) grabbed her scarf bolas launcher and fired. *Click* Her weapon didn't have power either. "Dang it." The monsters attacked her too. "AAH!"

The monsters were all over her face. "Augh, get them off me!" She screamed.

"I'll help you!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) said. She punched away all the food things off her sister.

"Thanks!"

"Whoa!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) was grabbed by a burrito monster."Help!" She yelled.

Numbuh 113 (Lana) came in and ate the monster holding the sports loving operative. "This is so good!" she exclaimed as she ate.

"Ew, sis!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) said disgusted.

Numbuh 1 and Alfa 22 (Lori) were cornered by a cheese monster. Alfa 22 (Lori) aimed her melon cannon and was ready to fire. Numbuh 1 had his Energihugic Fly Swatter ready as well.

"Stay back you disgusting cheese monster thing! I got an Energihugic Fly Swatter, and I'm not afraid to use-"*click*"it?" *click* Alfa 22's (Lori) weapon also didn't fire. "Ugh! Our weapons don't have power!"

"AAGH!" They both screamed as the monster attacked them. It rolled them over and made them eat the cheese.

"Ugh, I hate these things!" Numbuh 1 said as he spit it out.

"Literally!" Alfa 22 (Lori) agreed.

Numbuh 5 was cornered by a grilled cheese monster with two olives for eyes. It spat cheese at her twice which she dodged. "Looks like Numbuh 5's going to have to grill your cheese!" She grabbed her P.H.L.A.Z.E.R. and pulled the trigger. *click* "Aw man!" She gasped and dropped her weapon as the monster came closer. Numbuh 2 came behind and ate the monster's olive eyes before eating the rest of it."This is fun!" He said with food in his mouth.

Numbuhs 3, 55 (Lincoln), 265 (Lisa) and Alfas 16 (Luan), 333 (Leni) ran as they were all chased by monsters. "Catch them before they burn all that fat off!" Liver commanded. A lettuce rolled up to him. "Sir we've got a problem." They looked and saw Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 113 (Lana) eating a doughnut octopus, chicken leg, cheeseburger, and walking ham. Numbuh 2 then dived into a living bowl of soup "Banzai!" the soup fell and Numbuh 2 came out while Numbuh 113 (Lana) grabbed the soup monster and drank the rest of it. Liver and Lettuce were stunned. "We can't stop appetites like those." Liver said. "Get rid of them!"

"Yes sir!"

Lettuce rolled towards Numbuhs 2 and 113 (Lana) passing by Numbuhs 767 (Lucy), 114 (Lola), 1, and 4 who were being force fed by the monsters. Numbuh 2 was chasing two mushroom breads. "Come to Numbuh 2-Aaah!" he screamed when lettuce came from his right and tripped him. He slid across the floor slamming into the previously named operatives before slamming into 113 (Lana) who was enjoying a sandwich monster causing them to fly towards a door which opened automatically and they began to roll down the spiral stairs while yelling in pain.

"Ooh ahh oh!"

"Oh ouch ugh!"

Numbuhs 1 and 3 along with Alfas 16 (Luan) and 45 (Luna) were being attacked by spinach monsters.

"This food is disgusting!" Numbuh 1 said before another monster went down his throat. Numbuh 3 whined as she was force fed. Alfa 16 (Luan) tried to hold back another monster. "Hey what do you call a holiday for vegetables?" she nervously asked as she held back a monster. "Green Day! Heh Heh. Get it? Ughmmph-!" The food thing overpowered her and made her eat it. Alfa 45 (Luna) was on the ground gasping for air. "This is so wrong dudes!" She said before she too was attacked.

"But childrens it's time for the second course! So eat!." Grandma Stuffum declared as she summoned even more food creatures.

Numbuh 4 got up on his feet as his face was covered in food. "Bring it on lady *gulp* a little snack won't stop us."

"Yeah!" All the Loud operatives said. Numbuh 1 broke free from a monster. "Kids Next Door, attack!" He ordered as they all charged the monsters and started beating them up. Then a big swarm of monsters came in and piled on all of them "AAAAH!"

The operatives were all fat and exhausted as they piled on each other, they groaned in pain.

"My belly hurts."

"So fat, so sleepy."

"I can't date Bobby looking like this."

"This is worse than that time I suggested we cook all those meals to avoid dad's food."

"My pageant career is over."

"I'll like, never fit into any of my favorite clothes ever again."

"It'll take forever for me to burn all this fat."

Grandma Stuffum nodded in satisfaction. "Good! Pleasantly plump and with your grandmother you should be." Liver pulled on her shirt. "Eh? What is it?" She asked. "There's only 13 here, 2 have escaped." "What!" She screamed as her face turned red with anger. "Find them now!"

"Eh hm."

"Looking for us."

She looked up and saw Numbuhs 2 and 113 (Lana) armed with utensils and condiments. "It's snack time Fraulein." "Snack time Fraulein? You got to be kidding." Numbuh 5 said. *chuckles* "Good one Numbuh 2, ugh." Alfa 16 (Luan) said.

"Feed the skinny ones. Stuff them with yucky food!" Grandma Stuffum yelled. An Army of food monsters marched against the two operatives. Numbuhs 2 and 113 gave out a war cry as they jumped and started eating. Numbuh 2 rolled up a mash potato monster and ate it. He used buns to eat a tower of meat, and then chewed up a worm of beef while squirting mustard and ketchup. Numbuh 113 (Lana) used a big fork to devour a spaghetti monster. She chewed through a giant sausage and then spread barbecue over a walking turkey before eating it. "Meat pie brigade attack!" Grandma Stuffum ordered. 4 meat pies came in but the two eating operatives caught them casually. "Hey guys." "How's it going?" They ate the pies and then jumped in the middle of more food. Suddenly the monsters jumped and started attacking them. "Yes, the feast has only just begun!" a tidal wave of meat came in and threw itself on the two. They tried to fight and eat but were getting trapped. The others gasped in horror. "Numbuh 113 (Lana) !" yelled Numbuh 114 (Lola) as she was worried for her twin. Suddenly the two eaters broke free and started beating the meat but they were too full. Numbuh 2 groaned "No. More. Food." he burped and fell forward. "Sorry everyone." Numbuh 113 (Lana) groaned and fell on her back also burping.

The cook villain chuckles evilly. "Liver, I think the childrens are ready for dessert!"

Liver saluted. "Yes, Grandma! Desserts forward march!" The two onions laughed, but nothing happened. "Deserts?" Liver questioned he turned behind him and saw the desert monsters being eaten by hamsters. "We're having hamsters for dessert?"

"Hamsters? Don't be silly, I made the gorilla pi-hamsters?!"

The hamsters all came in. An army of them faced the food monsters with hungry looks. The monsters shook in fear. The hamsters jumped all of them and started eating the monsters. Grandma Stuffum looked in horror as her food was being eaten by the animals. "Oh disgusting, nasty, rodents! They're everywhere! Attack, attack! Get rid of them!"

Liver shook in fear along with the onions. "It's no use we're surrounded!" He said.

"Ah oh ugh! I can't cook like this! Oh!" Grandma Stuffum complained before she tripped and fell on Numbuh 2's Rubber Band Food Flinger.

"Huh?" he saw what happened and then crawled to his weapon. "We've had enough of your gross, slimy cooking lady, so I'm sending this dish back to the kitchen." Numbuh 2 told her.

"Sending it back to the- come on man." Numbuh 5 said. Alfa 16 (Luan) just laughed slightly.

Numbuh 2 pulled the lever and sent Grandma Stuffum flying through the window and out of the tree house. Grandma Stuffum landed back at the Delightful Children From Down the Lane's Mansion and right in front of them. She stood up and grinned at them. "Childrens, granny's back!" She summoned the casserole monster which came at them.

"No really we just ate! AAAAAAH!" They were covered with the food monster. The onions walked into each other and laughed on the floor.

The hamsters got back to work and power was restored. Numbuh 265 (Lisa) explained her plan as she layed on the floor. "Fear not my fellow operatives. I believe I can develop a special kind of sauna to remove all this fat." "Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 113 (Lana) can you please assist me?"

"Of course." They both said.

A couple days later, everyone was back to normal. But there was still a problem. Numbuhs 3 and 113 (Lana) were in front of their leader who had his arms crossed and was tapping his foot. They felt guilty. "We're sorry we sent the hamsters on vacation." Numbuh 3 said. "And for leaving ourselves defenseless." Numbuh 113 (Lana) said.

Numbuh 1 sighed. "Well I suppose these little guys are overworked, but from now on any concerns you have you follow the chain of command, understood?"

"Yes sir."

"Good, now let's start upgrading."

End Transmission.

Author's Note

Hope this was great. I plan on changing the story a bit more drastically for the next one.

Tell me what you think.

See you next time.