Loud Code Numbuhs

Lori Loud: Alfa 22, Combat Operative, Pilot

Leni Loud: Alfa 333, Combat Operative

Luna Loud: Alfa 45, Combat Operative

Luan Loud: Alfa 16, Combat Operative

Lynn Loud : Afla 111, Combat Operative, Undercover Ops

Lincoln Loud: Numbuh 55, Tactical Officer

Lucy Loud: Numbuh 767, Undercover Ops

Lola Loud: Numbuh 114, Combat Operative, Pilot

Lana Loud: Numbuh 113, Mechanics Expert

Lisa Loud: Numbuh 265, Tech Officer, Tactical Officer

Episode 3 Kids Next Door Operation: P.I.R.A.T.E.

Pirates

Invade

Repository

And

Treats

Extracted

After the incident with the crazy German cook, Sector V took the liberty of upgrading the defenses of the tree house and started to develop more advanced weaponry.

As promised, Numbuh 265 (Lisa) created a backup generator that will automatically turn on if somehow the central power core fails (or if Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 113 (Lana) do something dumb with the hamsters again). Numbuh 1 practically bear hugged the genius of the Loud siblings for such an advantageous creation.

Numbuh 265 (Lisa) also added in an advance sensor array to detect threats as well as cameras hooked up to monitors throughout the treehouse. She personally had a small tablet that can help her see the threats coming.

As for weapons, she insisted on starting out small and with only a few at a time. She decided that she would work on the P.H.L.A.Z.E.R. as she deemed that to be her favorite weapon in the KND's arsenal. The genius operative also decided to create her own line of weapons but that will be done in secret and revealed later.

In the tree house Numbuhs 1,2,3, and 4 are playing a sumo fighting video game on the holo projector. Numbuhs 767 (Lucy), 265 (Lisa) and Alfas 333 (Leni), 45 (Luna), and 16 (Luan) were watching them play while eating popcorn. On the side Alfas 111 (Lynn) and 22 (Lori) were training along with Numbuhs 55 (Lincoln) and 114 (Lola).

Realizing that they just charged into a fight without any insight or skill against food freaks, some of the KND decided to brush up on some physical training and all the martial arts that were instructed to them at the arctic training base.

"Heeyah!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) yelled as she jumped doing a somersault in the air and then brought her right foot down in a heel kick on her older sister. Alfa 22 crossed her arms to block; she winced for a sec before grabbing the sport lover's leg and throwing her behind her over her right shoulder and landing her on her face "Oomph!" Luckily they set up soft mats before they started. "You okay sis?" Alfa 22 (Lori) asked. Alfa 111 (Lynn) groaned and rubbed her forehead before she jumped in excitement "That was a great move Alfa 22 (Lori)!"

She chuckled. "Glad to see you're still tough as ever."

"Man these moves are so cool! I can't keep track of how much they teach."

"Well the Kids Next Door is a global organization, so I think they pull from literally every single fighting style known to man."

They then here blows being thrown, some landing. They turn and see Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) dodging and block punches from Numbuh 114 (Lola). He blocked a left jab before pushing his sister back. Growling, she jumped and attempted to tackle him, but was countered when he purposely fell on his back and pushed her over him with his limbs using her momentum to make her fly land on her back. "Ow." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) got and dusted himself before walking to her.

"You okay?"

She got up and smiled. "You're getting better, Numbuh 55 (Lincoln)."

"Well, I'm not exactly the same bro you can just tackle anymore." Numbuh 114 (Lola) then ran up and hugged her brother which he gladly returned.

The two older sisters with them smiled at their siblings. "I think that's enough for now." Alfa 22 (Lori) said. They then walked back to their friends playing and Alfa 111 (Lynn) voiced a question. "Hey, has anyone seen Numbuh 5 or Numbuh 113 (Lana)?" Everyone shook their heads.

In Numbuh 5's room the two operatives in question were talking about candy. Now Numbuhs 113 (Lana) and 114 (Lola) both loved candy, but the former had a much bigger love for it to the point should would even it candy off the floor. One day she caught Numbuh 5 putting something in a big chest and was too curious for her own good. But when Numbuh 5 saw her love for candy she saw something in her that reminded her of herself so she decided to let her in on her passion.

"Wow so you're a skilled candy hunter?!" Numbuh 113 (Lana) asked with excitement.

"Yep, Numbuh 5 is also well versed in the study of candyology. I know about all things that are sweet."

"And this chest has all the rarest candy you have ever found?!"

"Uh huh. Took me months and a lot of sweat and tears to find all this sweet gold, but it was totally worth it!"

"You're amazing Numbuh 5!"

She pondered for a minute and then smiled. "You know what? You and your siblings have been such big help to us. Why don't we all share this with them along with the rest of my sector?"

"You bet!" They then each grabbed a handle on the chest and carried it out.

The rest of Sector V now were all enjoying video games.

"Come on Numbuh 2 show him who's boss!" Alfa 45 (Luna) cheered.

"Take him down Numbuh 1!" Numbuh 4 encouraged.

Suddenly the game flickered and shut off when Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 113 (Lana) put a big chest on the projector.

"Hey what's the big idea?!" Alfa 16 (Luan) complained.

"Yeah we were enjoying that!" Alfa 333 (Leni) said.

Numbuh 113 (Lana) had her hands up "Calm down guys." Numbuh 5 came to the front and put her hand on the lid. "Yeah, just keep cool, y'all. Cause Numbuh 5 says…it's candy time!" She revealed all the sweet treats.

"Yay!" the entire team cheered as they ran up and started to devour the candy.

"You're the best Numbuh 5" Numbuh 2 complimented.

"Your special stash! What's the occasion?" asked Numbuh 4.

"Well it's to welcome and thank our new members for helping beat the bad guys."

"Aw thanks Numbuh 5!" Alfa 22 (Lori) said as she had a chocolate bar.

"Joyful sigh." Numbuh 767 (Lucy) said as she enjoyed a small bag of gummies.

"OMGosh! I've never tasted candy this yummy before!" Alfa 333 (Leni) said with delight as she licked a lollipop.

"Well that's what happens when you collect the rarest candy in the world."

*ALARM!* *ALARM!* *ALARM!*

The KND stopped eating they when heard their security system go off. "Warning! Threat detected 300 meters." The computer informed. Numbuh 265 (Lisa) got out her tablet and started tapping. "Bring up exterior cameras!" The monitors in the room showed the feed it was a sailing vessel with red and white sails. "Is that boat literally sailing on land? "Alfa 22 (Lori) asked.

"I believe so Alfa 22 (Lori)." Numbuh 265 (Lisa) confirmed. "It appears to be an 18th century barque ship, how it's even moving 1 knot on dry land is beyond even me. Engage hot sauce defenses!" Automated turrets activated and fired on the vessel. Screams of pain could be heard from the ship as streams of hot sauce are spewed. The ship quickly got to the tree house, showed its' starboard side and aimed it's cannons.

Numbuh 55 (Lincoln), who's has built model pirate ships before, realized what was about to happen. "Everyone get down!" The team all got on their stomachs and covered their heads as large gumballs burst through the tree house walls and impacted the inside. Numbuh 5 used her candy chest as cover.

Numbuh 1 growled in anger as the barrage continued. "Kids Next Door, battle stations!" They all nodded as they immediately armed themselves with whatever is in the vicinity and got ready.

On the ship a fat man wearing a black pirate's outfit with a candy cane hook and peg leg was shocked at the state of some of his men. He pulled on his candy covered beard and chewed angrily on a cherry lollipop. This villain was Sticky Beard a candy pirate who loves to plunder and steal candy from kids.

But right now this was no easy heist. These youngsters put up a good fight. They fired hot sauce at his crew; some of them took a hit and were rolling around the ship in burning pain. "No one spices up Sticky Beard ship and gets away with it! Board em lads!" he ordered. "Aye captain!" The pirates responded as they put up two wooden planks and charged with candy cane swords. The pirates were a mix of fat and skinny, shirtless or torn sleeves, and shoe-less as well faces or beards covered in candy.

Numbuh 5 kicked her chest into a closet which closed. The KND then attacked the pirates.

Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) was armed with a S.P.I.C.E.R. he blocked a pirates sword with his weapon before he grabbed the sword arm with his left hand. The two struggled as the pirate grinned. Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) just grinned back, brought up his gun and fired at the sword from his right which caused the weapon to melt and break. The pirate gulped in fear. "No fair."

"Yeah, that's the point." He blasted him. "Aagh!" the pirate screamed in pain as he fell on the ground.

Numbuhs 4 and 5 had punching guns at the ready. They got back to back as a group of pirates surrounded them. "Steady…just a little closer…now!" They triggered their weapons punching each pirate causing them to yell in pain.

"Oooh!"

"Aaagh!"

"Pwahh!"

"Duugh!"

"Pirate fight!" Numbuh 3 cheered as she showed off her acrobatics jumping on the heads of pirates with great precision knocking them out. She giggled when all the pirates were down.

Numbuh 767 (Lucy) spotted a pirate swinging to a window about to attack Numbuh 2. "Numbuh 2, get down!" She aimed a pepper pistol and fired which caused hot sauce to land in the pirates eyes causing him to let go of the rope and rub his eyes resulting in him falling to the ground outside. "Whoa, thanks." Numbuh 2 appreciated.

"Don't mention it." She assured as they both continued to fight the pirates.

Alfa 333 (Leni) was blasting away at the enemy with her P.H.L.A.Z.E.R. One pirate swung horizontally at her, she ducked then shoved the weapon in his stomach and pulled the trigger causing him to fly a bit. A fat one lassoed her from behind with rope and pulled her towards him. He quickly tied her wrists and arms behind her then held her with one arm and brought his candy cane sword to her neck with the other all while laughing in a mocking way. "Urgh." She struggled to get out of the rope. She then looked back at him. "Here's a fashion tip: never go barefoot!" She stomped on his foot with her sandals the pirate let her go while yelling in pain and hopped on one foot while trying to message the one that was stepped on dropping his weapon. "Ow! Ooh ooh ooh!" Alfa 333 (Leni) quickly turned to him and performed a dynamite kick where she jumped and kicked the pirate in the face with both of her legs and landed on her stomach. The pirate stumbled and hit a wall before falling down unconscious.

Alfa 22 (Lori) and Alfa 111 (Lynn) both had S.Q.O.O.S.H.E.R.s which glued a group of pirates in place.

*Smack!*

The former back fisted one with her right hand trying to sneak up behind them.

Numbuh 113 (Lana) was fighting two short French pirates one wearing red named Gooey, the other blue, Chewy. She slugged the former in the face while the latter grabbed her arms from behind and tried to restrain her. "Let go of my sister you candy stooges!" Alfa 45 (Luna) grabbed Chewy, spun and threw him by the front of his shirt into a wall. Alfa 16 (Luan) then picked up his partner by the back of his shirt and shorts and also threw him at the same wall. They groaned in pain but then noticed a door suddenly open they looked and saw a chest, they chuckled at each other and grabbed it.

"Woooh! Yeah!" Numbuh 114 (Lola) yelled as she was dual wielding M.U.S.K.E.T.s shooting up pirates with condiments. She landed hits on their faces and even in their mouths.

Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 265 (Lisa) were quickly prepping heavy weapons. "They're ready." She said. "Good, let's give these pirates a hot serving." The two brought out homemade gatling guns on tripods made up of 10 pepper pistols modified with long barrels attached to a big metal tube, a crank was added that would fire off each gun as it passed through the trigger mechanism. They mounted the guns at the hole the pirates made and were ready to fire at another wave pirates coming in.

"Say hello to our little friends." Numbuh 265 (Lisa) said.

"Get some!" Numbuh 1 shouted.

*Pew* *Pew* *Pew* *Pew* *Pew* *Pew* *Pew* *Pew* *Pew*

Spews of hot sauce that were increased in velocity due to the longer barrels struck the pirates with great kinetic force along with causing burns. One pirate was hit in the gumballs and squealed in pain while holding them and kneeling.

The pirates seeing their shipmates being beaten so easily decided to give up.

"Let's get out of here lads!"

"These young 'uns are too strong!"

"Help me mateys! It burns!"

Sticky Beard saw his men coming back on to the ship…without candy! "What are ye useless scallywags doing?! The crew of the Sweet Revenge never back down from a fight, especially when candy's at stake!"

"Sorry captain, but those kids overwhelmed us!"

"Ya think I give a caramel's cube about what yer scared of?!"

"Oye capitane! Look!" The two short pirates showed him a chest.

"Grr, I suppose that's better than nothing. Set sail now!"

The pirates retreated on their ship tearing up the land as they go. The operatives all sighed in relief.

"Phew, good job everyone." Numbuh 1 said.

"Um can someone untie me please?" Alfa 333 (Leni) on the floor sitting up asked. "I gotcha sis." Alfa 45 (Luna) quickly untied her and helped her up. "Thank you." She said as she stretched.

"AAAAAAAH!" Numbuh 5 screamed. "What's wrong?!" Numbuh 4 asked. "My candy's gone!" She exclaimed pointing at the empty closet.

"Dang it! They must have taken it during the fighting!" "Numbuh 113 (Lana) said.

"Well how are we going to find them?" Numbuh 3 asked.

"I think there's one way." Alfa 111 (Lynn) pointed at the pirate that Alfa 333 (Leni) kicked. Numbuhs 4 and 5 walked up to him with their punch guns. The pirate woke up and yelped at the fact he was surrounded he held up his hands "Uh, parley?" He sheepishly asked. The two looked at each other then smiled and shook their heads. "Nah." Numbuh 4 pulled the trigger.

*Knockout Punch!*

The pirate woke up in a dark room. He was tied to a chair with nothing but a table in front of him and a single light bulb illuminating the room.

"Hello there." Numbuh 1 stood with his arms crossed. In the room with him was Numbuh 5. She slammed her hands on the table and began to interrogate him. "Alright spill it! Where's Numbuh 5's candy?!"

"L-look lass I'm just a wee crew member! I just follow orders!"

*Caw*

"Refusing to talk eh?" Numbuh 767 (Lucy) suddenly appeared on his right.

"Aaah!" everyone in the room screamed in fright.

"How does she do that?!" Numbuh 1 whispered. Numbuh 5 just shrugged.

"Well don't worry I have ways of making you." She gave him an evil grin. She snapped her fingers and Numbuh 114 (Lola) came in the room with a box. She too grinned and placed it on the table.

Numbuh 767 (Lucy) paced around their prisoner. "I decided to access the KND files on all villains encountered by operatives across the world. I looked up you candy pirates. You seem to have a great fear of something."

He started to sweat nervously. "I-I don't know whatcha talkin about."

"Oh but I think you do." She gestured to her sister who opened the box. The pirate screamed in horror as he saw what was in it: plastic tongs and a container of salt.

"S-S-S-S-SALT!"

"Yes that's right, now last chance, you going to talk or what?"

"I-I don't know anything I swear!"

"Okay then. Numbuh 114 (Lola)?"

The princess operative grabbed the tongs and pulled on his tongue. "Nuugh!" He shook his head. Numbuh 767 (Lucy) grabbed the salt and slowly turned it upside down over his tongue.

"OKMMUGH OKMMUGH IUGH TLUGH!" He broke. They released him. Numbuh 5 then spoke. "So where's your captain going?!"

"The coast! The captain wanted to loot the coastline of the state!"

"Hmph, fine then." She pulled out her punch gun. *Cocking*

"No wait-!"

*Knockout Punch!*

Back at the briefing area, everyone else was waiting to see a surprise Numbuh 265 had (Lisa) for them. The interrogation group came out with their captive tied up and stuffed in a sack. "We have the info we need now we just need a plan." Numbuh 5 said.

"I already have the ships in mind, now we just need equipment." Numbuh 1 said.

"That's where we come in." Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 265 (Lisa) rolled out a cart with a cloth covering a mysterious object. "My fellow tech officer and I have created a new weapon to combat the pirates more effectively, not that we couldn't handle them." She adjusted her glasses as everyone chuckled. "Behold." They took off the cloth and the team saw two objects: the first was a black cylinder with a white strip and grenade pin. The second was a metal gun with a wooden stock and fore grip. The sights were a small glass sight with a target reticle. The magazine was a transparent drum with about 20 shells. "This my fellow operatives is the-."

Commence 2x4 Analysis

Kid Next Door: S.A.L.T.E.E.

Salt

Armed

Launcher

Torments

Enemies

Excellently

Analysis Complete

"This weapon can fire shells filled with salt that detonate on impact and cover the foe with salt." Numbuh 2 explained. "We also came up with these salt grenades just add more fire power."

"Excellent work you two. Alright team suit up and grab your weapons Numbuhs 2 ,5, 767 (Lucy), 265 (Lisa), and Alfas 22 (Lori), 111 (Lynn), and 16 (Luan) with me on one ship the rest of you take the other one. Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) you're in charge of the second ship." Numbuh 1 instructed.

"Roger."

Sector V was wearing ammo vests for more shells as well as bandoliers to hold grenades. They all then went to the hanger where their ships were waiting. These ships had shuttles for engines and a dual heavy cannon on a turret platform on the main deck, with a shark face painted at the front with two more guns.

Commence 2x4 Analysis

Kids Next Door: K.O.L.O.S.S.A.L.I.N.E.R.

Kwite

Obnoxiously

Large

Oversized

Super

Ship

Allows

Landing

In

Nefarious

Enemy

Region

Analysis Complete

They also decided to add grapple guns that fire hooks with chains to keep the pirate ship from escaping.

On the Sweet Revenge, Sticky Beard was next to the wheel when he decided to check something.

"Open that chest."

"Aye captain." They opened and what Sticky Beard saw astounded him. "Sweet Heavens! These be some of the rarest and most delicious candy in the world! Change course lads! We can't be too careless with this fine booty. Set course for our secret stash island!"

"Aye captain." The ship quickly turned and went into the water. "Ah nothing like a victory of sweetness." Suddenly he heard jet engines, looked up and saw two ships flying above them. "What the-." The ships immediately flew on both sides and fired grapple guns on four corners of the ship.

"Get us more altitude so they can't escape."Numbuh 1 ordered.

"Roger that." Numbuhs 2 and 114 (Lola) who were piloting flew their aircrafts higher. The pirate ship was now floating several feet above the water. The rest came out on the deck on both ships an aimed their weapons. "Eat this!" Alfa 45 (Luna) took the first shot and hit a pirate. The shell blew up and he was covered in salt. The crew gasped and the hit pirate freaked out. "I'M SALTY! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" The pirates all screamed in terror.

"Open fire!" Numbuh 1 ordered. The operatives started raining down salt shells on the villains. On the first ship Alfa 22 (Lori) and Alfa 111 (Lynn) loaded their captive on a makeshift catapult, which was added last minute. "Have a nice flight!" The weapon engine fired and the pirate landed on his crew members.

"Numbuhs 5, 113 (Lana) and Alfas 22 (Lori), and 16 (Luan) board them and secure the goods!" The sector leader commanded.

"Got it!"

The four of them jumped on the pirate ship and started fighting.

One pirate came at Alfa 22 (Lori) with a sword she simply grabbed his right arm and twisted it with her left and forced him on a knee by kicking his right leg she then took a grenade shoved it in his mouth and pulled the pin. She then push kicked him into a group of pirates which then became salted after the grenade exploded.

Another pirate kicked Alfa 16 (Luan) into a mast. She quickly reacted by block his sword strike with her S.A.L.T.E.E.'s barrel deflecting it to her right then brought up her stock smacking him in the chin, she then thrust it forward pummeling him in the face. She finished him off with a shot. "Now that's what I call putting "irate" in pirate! Ha ha ha! Get it?"

Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 113 (Lana) had Sticky Beard cornered at the stern of the ship. The former in front and the latter behind the pirate. "So ya think ya got old Sticky Beard beat eh lassies?"

"Just give us back the candy you stole!" Numbuh 5 demanded.

"Okay…but how about this instead!" He drew a candy cane sword from his beard and spun around he struck Numbuh 113's (Lana) gun causing her to accidentally fire and hit the chain of the hook on the port side at the bow of the ship which lead to the hook and chain becoming loose. The ship started to tip in that direction. Everyone started sliding. Alfas 22 (Lori) and 16 (Luan) were able to grab on to the mast and hold on. Numbuh 5 and 113 (Lana) and Sticky Beard all came at the wooden railing at the very bow of the ship. He still had the chest in his hand. "Give back Numbuh 5's candy!" She aimed with one hand and fired. "NO! I CAN'T TASTE ME HAND! ABANDON SHIP!" All the pirates quickly jumped in the water and swam away. In his panic, Sticky Beard threw the chest which hit Numbuh 113 (Lana) causing her and it to almost fall. Numbuh 5 quickly grabbed the chest and Numbuh 113 (Lana) but it was hard to hold them both.

"Quick, reload that grapple gun and fire!" Numbuh 1 said.

"I'm going as fast as I can!" Numbuh 2 said.

All the Loud operatives saw their sister in danger and were scared. "Numbuh 113 (Lana)!"

"Hang in there, Numbuh 5's gotcha." She strained but still couldn't pull both of them. Numbuh 113's (Lana) hand started to slip. "I'm slipping!" Numbuh 5 breathed she looked back and forth at her fellow operative and her chest full of candy. "I….I….I…. rrraaagh!" She let go of the chest which hit the side of the ship causing it to open and pour out all the candy into the ocean. Numbuh 5 quickly used her other arm to pull Numbuh 113 (Lana) up to safety. She quickly hugged Numbuh 5 "Thank you." Numbuh 5 patted her back. "It's okay now."

"It's done! Firing now!" The hook and chain quickly latched on to the ship and made it stable again.

"We did it!" Numbuh 114 (Lola) cheered. The KND shouted in victory.

Turns out the candy was not only stolen from kids but from a few stores as well. With Numbuh 265's (Lisa) calculating everyone was able to get back what was stolen. Numbuh 5 was back in her room laying on her bed both sad and exhausted from what happen. "Um, Numbuh 5?" She sat up and said "Come in." Numbuh 113 (Lana) walked in rubbing her arm and had a guilty frown. "I'm sorry I caused your candy to be lost."

Numbuh 5 just shook her head and smiled. "Aw, don't beat yourself up about it; you're more important to me than candy, you and all of our friends. Besides I think it won't take long to find more rare candy now that I have a partner." Numbuh 113's (Lana) eyes widened.

"Wait you want me to-."

"Yep, Numbuh 5 wants you to join the candy hunting gig!"

Numbuh 113 (Lana) tackled her in a hug and they just laughed happily together. "You're a true friend Numbuh 5! Always sticking with the people you care about!" Numbuh 5 just smiled. "Well, I'm gonna go play with my siblings, bye!" She left the room.

Numbuh 5 just sat on her bed and stared off thinking about what the Loud operative just said. "Sticking with people huh?" She remembered a voice that haunts her to this day.

"You betrayed me, Abigail!"

She sighed and put her face in her palms.

Sticky Beard is in a life boat dingy called the Bitter Sweet with Gooey and Chewy rowing on the road and into the sunset.

"Argh keep rowin mateys! Keep rowin." He groaned.

End Transmission.

Author's Note

Hope you liked this chapter and some of the weapons I added.

See you next time!