Loud Code Numbuhs

Lori Loud: Alfa 22, Combat Operative, Pilot

Leni Loud: Alfa 333, Combat Operative

Luna Loud: Alfa 45, Combat Operative

Luan Loud: Alfa 16, Combat Operative

Lynn Loud : Afla 111, Combat Operative, Undercover Ops

Lincoln Loud: Numbuh 55, Tactical Officer

Lucy Loud: Numbuh 767, Undercover Ops

Lola Loud: Numbuh 114, Combat Operative, Pilot

Lana Loud: Numbuh 113, Mechanics Expert

Lisa Loud: Numbuh 265, Tech Officer, Tactical Officer

Episode 5 Kids Next Door Operation: M.I.N.I.G.O.L.F.

MINIATURIZATION

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GOLFING

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LOONEY

FANATIC

Alfa 22 (Lori) was running in the tree house towards Numbuh 2's room to get him. Couple hours ago, the team was tracking a villain wandering the neighborhood but he was moving rather fast and being quite destructive. Numbuh 2 decided to stay behind and create a method of high mobility. Alfa 22 (Lori) was asked by Numbuh 1 to stay behind and help monitor the radar. When they reached the target she could hear loud crashes, and screams of panic going on. Worried for her teammates she quickly rushed to the tech officer's room to tell him the news.

"Numbuh 2, our friends need your new toy now!" She said.

"Don't worry Alfa 22 (Lori), This will help us fight against that oversized gorilla." Numbuh 2 showed her two trash cans that had 4 gallons of milk attached to them.

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"Now grab weapons, were going to be providing fast moving fire support." She nodded. The comms came to life as they were getting ready. They could hear fighting noises.

*Crash!*

"Uh guys?!" It was Numbuh 4 "Can you hurry up?! He's throwing the entire neighborhood at us!"

"We're on our way." Alfa 22 (Lori) said as she grabbed a giant bowling pin with a trigger while Numbuh 2 had a S.Q.O.O.S.H.E.R.. They got in the trash cans and were ready to fly. "Let's go! He said.

The rest of Sector V was fighting a huge teen boy by the name of Big Brother. He's tall as a one story house and is bulky. He wears a red and white striped shirt and white sneakers. On top of his head is a bottle cap. This teen villain likes to push around and hurt kids while acting like he's in charge of all of them. He was wandering the place stealing stuff from other kids such as toys and sports gear. The team caught up with him and began to fight. Despite using weapons, even the newest ones, the guy was cartoonishly durable with only a few scratches and bruises.

"Give me back my stuff, you punks!" He raised his fist and punched down. "Look out!" Numbuh 1 said as they all dodged and his fist landed on the sidewalk. The team ran while firing. "It's not your stuff, cap head!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) insulted. "Come back here you chickens! Nobody runs from Big Brother!" He chased them.

Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) spotted two things in the sky coming at them. "Look!" He pointed. Everyone including Big Brother looked and saw Numbuh 2 and Alfa 22 (Lori) in their D.A.R.T.s armed with weapons. The oldest Loud sister turned to him. "Aim for his feet, then I'll deliver the blow!"

"Got it!" Numbuh 2 fired his S.Q.O.O.S.H.E.R. at Big Brother's feet and immobilized him. "What the?!" He tried to get out but was stuck. Alfa 22 (Lori) aimed her weapon. "Want a ball? Have this then!" The launcher shot out a huge bowling ball that struck him dead center on the face. *Bonk!* "Uuuugh." He moaned then fell on his back. "Yeah!" They cheered along with their team. They landed their milk powered flight cans and walked to the team.

"Great job guys!" Numbuh 1 said.

"Yeah that was perfect game sis! Ha ha ha! Get it?" Alfa 16 (Luan) joked. Only Numbuh 2 laughed.

After giving all the stolen stuff back to kids and even some teens, they walked on a grass field while complementing the two heroic operatives. "Boy Numbuh 2, Alfa 22 (Lori), you guys really socked it to Big Brother! Wham! A bowling ball right in the face!" Alfa 22 (Lori) smiled. "Thanks Numbuh 4-*Gasp*!" On quick reflex she caught what looks like to be a golf ball with a man's glaring face on it. "Huh?" She questioned as she examined the ball.

"Eh hem." The team heard a voice and saw a man whose face matched the golf ball. He was an adult wearing a blue collared golf shirt, light orange plaid shorts, a beret of the same color, a brown belt, square glasses, and brown cleats. On his back was a brown golf club bag with putters in it. "I believe that is an official Puttkin precision golf ball that you're holding in your grubby little hands. Only true champions like myself may possess it, so gimme!" He snatched the golf ball back. "Geez, okay!" Alfa 22 (Lori) said with her hands up.

"Hey! Who do you think you are?" Numbuh 1 questioned.

"I am Rupert Puttkin, world champion miniature golfer." Rupert said while pumping his fist on his chest.

"They have champs in minigolf?" Numbuh 5 asked with a raised brow.

"The sport is called miniature golf!"

"You know they're the same thing right? Minigolf is just the short hand." Alfa 22 (Lori) explained.

"Oh? And do you know anything about miniature golf, teen girl?" He said in a mocking tone.

Alfa 22 (Lori) narrowed her eyes. "Yeah I do actually." She said while crossing her arms.

"Oh please, a snot-nosed female brat like you can never truly appreciate the skill that only adults can bring to this glorious game."

"Hey!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) stepped forward angry. "Don't talk to my sister that way punk! She's a way better golfer than you are!"

Numbuh 4 also stepped in. "Yeah! And my pal Numbuh 2 here could beat you any day of the week." He said as Numbuh 2 had wide smile.

Rupert snorted and laughed. "Silly children! Miniature golf is a man's sport!" He flexed his arms. "If I were to play one zillion, billion times against your fat little friend and the inferior blonde teen here, I'd mop the floor with them every time!" Everyone gritted their teeth in anger.

"That's it! I've never played stupid game but you're on!" Numbuh 2 challenged. "Same here!" Alfa 22 (Lori) said. "You can bad mouth me, but don't ever trash talk my friends!"

"Fantastic! 2 on 1! This will be so easy! I look forward to crushing both of you!" Rupert said.

He walked to his bag and pulled out two beaten up putters and gave it to them. "Here you go." Afla 45 (Luna) narrowed her eyes and spoke up. "Hey that's not-!" Her sister simply put her hand on her mouth and shook her head then gave her an assuring smile.

"By the way blondie, how good of a miniature golfer are you?" Rupert asked.

"I made the varsity team in freshman year and I'm planning to go to Fairway University."

"Pfft ha ha! That's it?! Oh man, I never needed to go to that overrated school!" Rupert laughed as he walked off.

"Grrrrr!" Alfa 22 (Lori) shook in anger but then took a deep breath. The rest of team came up to her. "So you're real good at mini golf?" asked Numbuh 4.

"Well just golf but they're pretty similar."

"Why are you letting that guy cheat by giving you guys bad putters?" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) asked.

She smirked. "I want this defeat to be as humiliating and painful as possible plus I have some experience of jealous people challenging me and dared me to play handicapped." Everyone smiled at her. She then looked at Numbuh 2.

"I'll give you some quick tips and teach you a few things before we start."

He nodded. "Thanks Alfa 22 (Lori). Oh and sorry for calling your sport stupid." She just shook her head and smiled "No problem."

Everyone was at the first which was just a straight shoot. The KND looked at Rupert who was wiping and kissing a putter. He walked over onto the green. "Ready to take your beatings, snot nosed kids?" They just glared at him. "Watch and learn." He positioned himself and lightly hit the ball, it went into the hole. "You're turn loser." Numbuh 2 looked at his putter then at Alfa 22 (Lori) who nodded. Everyone cheered for their friend as he got in position. He lightly swung back tapped the golf ball and got a hole in one.

"Yay!"

"Woooh!"

Rupert was stunned "Lucky shot."

At another hole, Alfa 22 (Lori) was taking aim at a hole with a wheel, she too got a hole in one. Cheers roared in the air. Rupert chuckled nervously as he pulled on his collar.

Rupert scored a hole in one at a hole with two carrots and a rabbit.

Numbuh 2 hit a ball on a winding hole with castles and scored hole in one. Rupert shook angrily at him. "Don't worry this hole's pretty easy." Numbuh 2 said

Alfa 22 (Lori) was getting ready to score another hole. Oddly enough a crowd was gathering. "Hey, what's with all these people?" Alfa 111 (Lynn) asked. "Maybe they're interested in them facing a champion." Numbuh 767 (Lucy) said.

Back with their sister, she hit a golf ball and it went into the mouth of a crocodile and came out of its' tail going into the hole. Everyone cheered.

The news lady was there covering the game with the two operatives in front of the camera while Rupert was golfing in the background. "And we're here live where a snot-nosed kid and a teenager are attempting to beat world champion Rupert Puttkin mini golf." Rupert raised his arms up in rage. "That's miniature golf!" Numbuh 2 waved high to his mom while Alfa 22 (Lori) had a confused look. "Uh mam? This isn't a sanctioned match." But the reporter just ignored.

Rupert hit a hole in one that had a loop but the crowd didn't seem impressed. He groaned with annoyance. "I can't believe these people are so stupid." He said as he walked off.

At the last hole, which had a clown face, Rupert was shaking nervously. His opponents had managed to get ahead of him; he can only win with this hole in one. "A hush has fallen over this capacity crowd at the 18th and final hole. If Puttkin can sink this hole he'll win and restore proper owner to the miniature golf universe! If he misses, every ounce of dignity will be stripped from him and he'll live the rest of his miserable life in disgrace! Let's watch." The news lady said.

"Heh, looks like the champion's freaking out." Numbuh 114 (Lola) smugly said with her arms crossed.

"Dude's gonna have a meltdown." Alfa 45 (Luna) said.

"Serves him right." said Numbuh 55 (Lincoln).

Rupert was sweating from the pressure of the stakes (even though there wasn't actually any). 'Come on Rupert, hole in one, hole in one, hole in one, hole in one…..' he thought. "Dude…" He shifted his eyes toward Numbuh 2 and Alfa 22 (Lori). The latter had her arms crossed with a smirk while the former was trying to calm him down. "Calm down. It's just a game." Rupert's eyes widened. "Just…a…game?" He quickly got angry. "Just a game?!" *Smack!* He hit the ball hard and it simply went vertically in the air before falling on the exact same spot as if he never hit the ball. He stared straight off unable to comprehend what just happened.

"Idiot." Numbuh 767 (Lucy) said.

The crowd suddenly cheered and the winners were showered with confetti. "We have two new champions!" She approached the two. "Congratulations! Do you guys plan on going pro?" The Loud operative sighed. "Again it wasn't a sanctioned match, but yes I plan to go to Fairway University."

"Fantastic! And you young man?"

Numbuh 2 shook his head and adjusted his goggles. "No not me, I think mini golf's kinda dumb." Kinda dumb, kinda dumb, kinda dumb, kinda dumb.

Those last two words echo through Rupert's mind and kept on going until nightfall when everyone had left. He can't believe he lost to an amateur teen and a completely non-experienced, uninterested brat! "Grrrrrrah!" He snapped his putter in two.

At the tree house the two golfing operatives were sitting in front of the TV watching their interview after winning. The rest of the team went to bed. "Well, we sure showed him." Alfa 22 (Lori) said. "Yeah." Numbuh 2 agreed. "Thanks for helping me with your tips Alfa 22 (Lori)." She nodded. "You're welcome, had to put that guy in his place for messing with us." They suddenly heard a knock on the door. "Wonder who that could be?" She asked. "Maybe it's' some of our fans?" Numbuh 2 guessed. They opened the door. "Helloooo." Numbuh 2 greeted. *Zap!* "What the!" Alfa 22 (Lori) cried. "Whoa!" Numbuh 2 said. There was a bright light then their world went black.

The two woke lying on grass. Numbuh 2 yawned while Alfa 22 (Lori) groaned. "Where are we?" They looked around. "Wow it's beautiful! The mountains, the Golden Gate Bridge, the Sphinx."

"Wait the Sphinx?!" She asked in bewilderment. "Ooh!" A gold ball the size of Numbuh 2 fell on her. "Alfa 22 (Lori)!" He quickly pushed it off her. A big shadow cast over them, they looked up and saw Rupert Puttkin except he was dressed differently. He wore a red sweater with a blue "P" on it, blue plaid shorts with a black belt, black cleats, and a trophy with two putters crossing in an "X" shape on the front on his head with a blue mask on his eyes. On his back were two putters.

"Rupert?" They asked. "No, I am the Great Puttinsky, and you my pint sized nemeses, face certain doom in my ultimate miniature golf course!" He said as he spread his arms out. The two just looked around. "This is literally just a basement." Alfa 22 (Lori) said. The guy just kept talking. "It's the ultimate miniature golf course! Ultimate because it encompasses the world's greatest monuments…miniaturized! Not replicas, oh, no, the actual monuments! Thanks to my miniaturization ray." He gestured. "Which I used to shrink you two." He pointed down at them. Numbuh 2 gulped while Alfa 22 (Lori) scoffed. "So we can have a little rematch!" He laughed evilly. "But this time you'll be at a small disadvantage." *Laughing.* *Snorting.*

"Wait so you shrunk and kidnapped us over a match that wasn't even sanctioned?!" yelled the Loud operative.

"That's right!"

"Man you're nuts!" Numbuh 2 said.

"I am not nuts!"

"Yeah you literally are. Also isn't stealing national monuments considered terrorism?" said Alfa 22 (Lori).

Before he could answer a woman's voice came from upstairs. "Rupert! What are you doing down there? It's time for dinner."

"Ma! I'm busy destroying my nemeses!"

"Destroy your nemeses later, your pork chops are getting cold!"

"Oh, for the love of…" Rupert grumbled. "Come on! Let's play!"

The two operatives sighed and followed the man. "I'm guess this guy never did go to college." Numbuh 2 whispered. "No, I think he never finished school at all." She responded.

"How did the system not deem this guy a threat?"

"Maybe cause he's literally just a golf player?"

They were on top of a shrunken waterfall. Rupert was the first to go. "Niagara Falls!" *Smack!* "Ha!" He hit the ball over the falls and got a hole in one. He smirked. "Your turn." He gestured to Alfa 22 (Lori). She looked at the ball that was big as her. Rupert snickered. She did some calculating before simply jabbing the ball. It rolled into the water down the falls and into the water eventually bouncing into the hole. "Whaa!" He exclaimed before grumbling and snapping his putter. "You won't have that much luck in France!" She just smirked at him.

Numbuh 2 was on top of the Effiel Tower with a golf ball while Alfa 22 (Lori) was at the bottom. The Great Puttinsky snickered before kick the tower. "Hey!" She angrily yelled. Numbuh 2 and the ball stumbled before he fell on the ground. The ball came and hit him on the head before rolling forward and into the hole. Rupert growled.

Rupert smacked a golf ball that went into the bottom of the Empire State Building up and elevator and into a hole on the top. He smirked at his opponents below.

On the Golden Gate Bridge the Great Puttinsky tapped the ball close to the hole but still couldn't get it in. He gasped and then whistled while lightly kick the ball with his foot into the hole. "Hey!" Numbuh 2 and Alfa 22 (Lori) said as they came to him. "Don't think we didn't see-aah!" She was cut off as Rupert kick both of them into the hole. He whisled and walked

Rupert was doing some calculations on a notepad. "Alright let's see 16…..carry the 2…..we're tied?! How is that possible?!" He threw the notepad away. "Well no matter my victory is guaranteed on the final hole: The Flaming Hole of Doom!" It was a hole divided into two parts. A windmill which was actually the shrink ray surrounded by lava and a spiral green. The other was a hole made that was on fire.

"The Flaming Hole of Doom?" Both operatives asked.

"Yes! The most treacherous and brilliant hole ever devised." He shows his plans where the planet shrinks and he plays golf with it along with everything in space. "If I get a hole in one through the spinning windmill it will activate my shrink ray, which will fire down the hole that runs to the center of the earth, and then the entire world will be shrunk to the size of a golf ball. Which will allow me, the Great Puttinsky, to play miniature golf with the entire solar system and the universe! Ah ha ha ha!" He snorted and laughed. "Oh, I love myself!"

The two operatives were shocked. "Man you are nuts!" Numbuh 2 said. "Yeah, we're not going to take a shot that will literally shrink the world!" Alfa 22 (Lori) said.

"Oh-ho-ho. You shrimps won't be taking any shots, cause you're the ball!" He reached down and grabbed both of them.

"I don't want-!"

"No-!"

Alfa 22 (Lori) and Numbuh 2 were tied up back to back and on a golf pin struggling to escape. Rupert was again getting sweaty and nervous as he readied his putter. "Okay, let's do this Rupert. You're the man. Hole in one, hole in one…"

"Ugh, you're seriously going to kill everyone over an unsanctioned match?!" Alfa 22 (Lori) complained.

"Yeah! I can't believe you're getting worked up over a stupid game!" said Numbuh 2.

Reacting quickly to his anger, Alfa 22 (Lori) maneuvered her body as best as she could in front of Rupert so she can take the full hit and not Numbuh 2.

*Smack!*

"It's not a stupid gaaaaame!" Rupert angrily hit the ball which caused the KND operatives to roll on the green and into one of the windmill blades. The blades began to spin faster and moved on top to make the ray hover. "Yes!" Rupert laughed evilly. "It's working!" The two still stuck on the blades screamed as they spun. The ray began to shake and fired at the Taj Mahal shrinking it. Rupert just continued his laugh. The operatives eventually flew off the blades and bounced around the basement room. They hit the Sphinx and then spun in a lamp before hitting the ray's switch and changing it from "smallify" to "bigify." This caused the ray's target to enlarge instead. It fired and grew the Taj Mahal and then at Rupert. "Wha- no!" He growled as the ray made him large to the point his head broke through the basement ceiling. He looked down in horror. "Oh no, my precious miniature golf course!" His big feet were destroying parts of the course like the pyramids and Sphinx. "I'm stepping all over it! No! Stop! No!" He cried as the two flew by hitting a lamp post. He tried to stop by leaning down but then hit his head on the ceiling. "Oh, all my work *crash* Ahh! Ow, oh that hurts!" The operatives spun on the Golden Gate Bridge as Rupert destroyed the rest of his course. "Ruined!" He cried. "It's ruined." They hit the ceiling and then came back at him. "Noooo-!" *Bonk!* They hit him in the face causing him to gibber and fall on his back asleep. They landed on the ground. Finally the ropes became loose and Numbuh 2 was able to get free but her heard Alfa 22 (Lori) groan in pain. "Alfa 22 (Lori)!" He checked to see if she was okay. "You alright?!" She nodded. "Yeah." They heard the ray crash.

"You took the full force of that hit, why?"

"Cause you're my friend and we KND gotta look out for each other."

He smiled. "Thanks."

They got up and began to walk when they heard Rupert's mom. "Rupert! What is going on down there?! Don't make me come down!" They sheepishly snuck out.

Back at the tree house the team was congratulating the two on the events that transpired.

"That's amazing guys! You saved the world twice in one day!" Numbuh 3 said.

"That is gonna be a Kids Next Door record." Numbuh 4 said.

"Glad you guys are okay and showed that smug creep what's what." Alfa 111 (Lynn) said.

"Still, I think we should really get back at that guy for shrinking and kidnapping you." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said.

"Agreed, but how?" Numbuh 1 wondered.

"Don't worry, I believe I can handle that." Numbuh 265 (Lisa) said as she adjusted her glasses.

Rupert, who was still big, grumbled as he tried move. "When I get my hands on those 2 I'm gonna-!"

"Freeze!" He looked at the stairs and saw police aiming guns at him. "Rupert Puttkin, you're under arrest for the thievery and destruction of national monuments and acts of terror!"

"You don't have proof!"

"Oh really?" One of the officers said as he pulled out a tablet and showed footage of him shrinking the Golden Gate Bridge with his shrink ray and laughing.

"Where did you get this?!"

"An anonymous tip. Let's book him." They approached him with handcuffs

"No stop! Don't you know who I am?! I'm Rupert Puttkin! World champion miniature golfer! Ma help!"

His mom just stood on the stairs shaking her head and sighing in disappointment. "I knew he should have finished school."

At the tree house Alfa 22 (Lori) was resting on her bed after she and Numbuh 2 were back to normal. She was still hurting from getting hit by that putter. "Uh, Alfa 22 (Lori)?" Numbuh 2 asked to come in. "Hey Numbuh 2, you okay?" He nodded.

"I just wanted to thank you for protecting me and helping with the whole mini golf fiasco."

"You're welcome. I guess it's just that I see you guys as like my siblings too and that's kind of the job of the older ones, to care and protect the younger ones."

"I'll leave you so you can get some rest. See ya."

Numbuh 2 was walking through the hall thinking about what the oldest Loud sibling just said. "Older one huh?" He thinks of a whiny voice.

"I just wanted to hang out Hoagie!"

"Hmm." He rubbed his head as he continued to walked

End Transmission

Author's Note

So I wanted to do chapters like this so that I can have moments where the Louds interact with the Kids Next Door individually and have many family like connections.

I am going to have some episodes put out of order because I do have certain plans for those. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this and see you next time.