Loud Code Numbuhs
Lori Loud: Alfa 22, Combat Operative, Pilot
Leni Loud: Alfa 333, Combat Operative
Luna Loud: Alfa 45, Combat Operative
Luan Loud: Alfa 16, Combat Operative
Lynn Loud: Alfa 111, Combat Operative, Undercover Ops
Lincoln Loud: Numbuh 55, Tactical Officer
Lucy Loud: Numbuh 767, Undercover Ops
Lola Loud: Numbuh 114, Combat Operative, Pilot
Lana Loud: Numbuh 113, Mechanics Expert
Lisa Loud: Numbuh 265, Tech Officer, Tactical Officer
Kids Next Door Episode 7 Operation: L.I.Z.Z.I.E.
Love
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Zesty
Zany
Insanity
Eh?
Alfa 22 (Lori) was leaning on the wall next to the door of Numbuh 265's (Lisa) room texting on the phone.
Lori: How are you doing Booboo Bear?
Bobby: Awesome babe! Just finished organizing all the money in the cash register.
She giggled.
Lori: That's just like you. So passionate about your job.
Bobby: Enough about me though. What have you been up to? I don't see you very often. Your parents said you're off doing some important things. In fact, they said the same thing about the rest of your siblings. Everything okay?
Alfa 22 (Lori) hesitated for a sec. She was feeling the same uneasy feeling that many of her siblings had. Their family and friends didn't know what they were doing. They chose this because they wanted to stop the evil that was hurting kids all over the world; they were scared that their loved ones would be dragged into the conflict but at the same time they didn't want to give up the fight. She sighed for now and just replied.
Lori: Let's just say it involves helping others. I gotta go, love you Booboo Bear.
Bobby: Okay, see ya babe.
She pocketed her phone and rested her head on the wall while sighing. Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) was walking by whistling when he spotted her. "Morning, Alfa 22 (Lori)." He greeted,
"Lincoln."
He suddenly stopped, closed his eyes and breathed in and out then slightly turned to her. She looked concerned. "Yes Lori?"
"You think everyone back home would approve of us fighting these villains? Of us getting into constant danger?"
He fully turned to her also with a concerned look. "They would definitely worry for sure, but I also think they would at least somewhat understand."
"But I feel that if we said anything it would draw too much attention to them, and our enemies would use them as leverage."
He nodded sadly. "Yeah, but sometimes that's what you do for those you love, you sacrifice and make tough choices to protect them. You put them before yourself."
She smiled and nodded back at her brother. "So, how are you and Ronnie Anne?"
"She basically had the same concerns but hasn't changed. Just the way we both like it." He smiled.
Lori winced a bit before nodding. "Y-yeah, of course."
"So, what are you doing outside Lisa's room?"
"She said she wanted to give me something."
"Alright then. Bye, Alfa 22 (Lori)."
"See you later, Numbuh 55 (Lincoln). He then walked on.
She again rested her head on the wall. Just the mention of Ronnie Anne made her feel guilty again. The oldest Loud sibling still feels horrible after the whole forcing Lincoln and Bobby's sister on a date incident after the two kids got in a miniscule scuffle. She and Bobby forced the concerns of their relationship on their younger siblings and demanded they make up not for the sake of genuinely fixing the problem, but to cater to some "Oh they look so cute together!" narrative just because of the surface look of it.
It wasn't just her, but the rest of the Loud sisters also felt terrible of their past with regards to the Santiago girl. It all started with them meddling in their brother's life. They assumed some stupid spark happened between the two when she outright bullied him. Then they all manipulated them into dating. Eventually he and Ronnie Anne put their feet down and set them straight. To this day it still haunts them, but for Lori, it affected her the most. She thinks that it was all because of her. She just hopes that she can still be a better older sister for not just Lincoln but her sisters as well.
Suddenly Numbuh 265 (Lisa) came out of her room with her hands behind her back smiling. "Greetings oldest sibling, I'm ready to show the new piece of 2x4 technology I have for you."
They both walked into her room and to her desk. On it was the latest invention.
It was gun that consisted of a large blue plastic tube, the chamber had a bolt on the right, a white stock, black trigger, and a glass bottle scope on it.
"This is simply a sticky pop cannon. Fires cans of soda that explode on impact and drench the foe in specially made sticky soda that will immobilize them." The genius Loud explained.
Alfa 22 (Lori) nodded and smiled. "Thanks, sis. So why are you doing this?"
Numbuh 265 (Lisa) adjusted her glasses. "I'm taking the liberty of creating some personal weapons and gear for each individual operative. They will consist of specifications that I believe is best suited for each of you, or any suggestions you may offer-."
*Alarm Blaring*
Suddenly the alarms went off and the two quickly headed to the briefing area. There they met up with the rest of the operatives. Numbuh 1 was already there pacing back and forth looking at a piece of paper.
"We heard the Kids Next Door Message Alert!" Numbuh 5 exclaimed.
"Are we under attack?!" asked Numbuh 4.
"Should I ready the super assault ship?!" Numbuh 2 offered.
"You want us to ready the weapons?!" Alfa 16 (Luan) asked.
"This better not cut into my beauty sleep!" Numbuh 114 (Lola) said irritated.
"I was in the middle of a training session!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) complained.
Numbuh 1 was too busy looking at his paper.
"Uh, Numbuh 1?" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said.
Their leader just looked at them. "Huh?"
"You alright boss?" Alfa 45 (Luna) asked.
"What? Oh! Um, it's just, a, um, a B19-4 in, us, Sector 10." He stuttered as he rolled up the paper and put it away in his back pocket.
"You okay Numbuh 1?" Alfa 333 (Leni) asked worried.
"You seem nervous." Numbuh 767 (Lucy) says.
"Nothing to worry about. I'll handle this one myself. You guys just, uh, take the day off or something." He activated his jet shoes and flew through an opening on the ceiling.
"Bye-bye!" Numbuh 3 waved.
"See ya Numbuh 1!" Numbuh 113 (Lana) also waved.
"Wow, what a hero!" Numbuh 2 said in awe.
"Yep, a hero and leader." Alfa 22 (Lori) nodded.
Numbuh 5 put her hands on her hips. "Well, looks like we got the day off from fighting villains, so what y'all wanna do?"
"Let's go to the carnival!" Numbuh 3 jumped up and down in excitement.
"Ooh! That sounds like fun!" Alfa 333 (Leni) excitedly said.
"Guess I could take a break." Alfa 111 (Lynn) admitted.
"Carnival!" the twins cheer together. They along with Numbuh 3 went up to Numbuh 5 begging. "Oh please, please can we go to the carnival?!"
The team went to the carnival and immediately started indulging themselves on all the rides and games. They all rode the Farris wheel, played bumper cars where Numbuh 5 and 2 crashed into each other and landed in each other's car. Alfa 111 (Lynn) played a strength game where she rang the bell. Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) and Numbuh 4 played at the arcade. Numbub 767 (Lucy) walked through a haunted house and somehow managed to scare everyone more than the actual house. Alfas 22 (Lori), 333 (Leni), and 45 (Luna) were simply enjoying some ice cream. Alfa 16 (Luan) and Numbuh 3 were watching a clown perform, Numbuh 265 (Lisa) was testing the food and drinks to see if there was anything suspicious. Numbuh 114 (Lola) was winning new stuff animals. Her sister was playing with the pigs.
They eventually all rode together on a spinning ride. All of them walked out of the ride dizzy and wobbly.
"Whoa." They all said.
"Let's do that again!" Numbuh 3 said.
"Easy Numbuh 3." Alfa 22 (Lori) advised.
They all continue to explore the carnival. "Ugh! I still can't believe you beat me at every single game!" Numbuh 4 whined.
Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) just smirked. "Sorry, I'm just that good a gamer."
Numbuh 4 scoffed as he crossed his arms and looked away.
"Aw, you a sore loser Numbuh 4?" Numbuh 5 teased.
He blushed and yelled at them. "Shut up!" Everyone just laughed as they continued to walk.
"I feel sorry for Numbuh 1, having to work while were having so much fun." says Numbuh 3.
Suddenly Numbuh 5 spotted the leader in question. "Oooh Numbuh 1's working all right." She pointed her thumb back at Numbuh 1who was holding hands with a girl. They were giggling and smiling.
"Who's that?" Alfa 22 (Lori) asked.
"Let's go see." Numbuh 114 (Lola) said.
"Awww, they look cute together!" Alfa 333 (Leni) said gushing.
Everyone else chuckled as they continued to watch. Numbuh 1 spotted them coming and gasped. He quickly let go of her hand and put his hands behind his back. When the operatives got close enough, they saw the girl.
She wore a yellow T shirt with a blue oval in the middle, a blue skirt, and white sneakers. Her hair was brown and tied into braided pigtails. She had round glasses on her face. She was a bit round and had a smile on her face.
"Hey Numbuh 1! How's the "mission?!"" Numbuh 4 asked snickering.
"You working hard or hardly working?!" Alfa 16 (Luan) asked while laughing.
"Oh, um, hello team." Numbuh 1 just chuckled nervously.
"Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends, Nigey?" the girl asked.
"Pfft! Nigey?!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) asked trying to hold in a laugh.
"Yeah, Nigey." Numbuh 5 agreed.
"Um sure. This, um, is Lizzie." He introduced. Lizzie just waved at them.
"Nice to meetcha Lizzie!" Alfa 333 (Leni) said.
"Wow Nigey! I didn't know you were friends with teens as well!"
"Y-yeah!" Numbuh 1 said.
"~Nigey's got a girlfriend!~" Numbuh 2 and 4 sang.
"I do not!" Numbuh 1 denied.
They sang as they ran around the two. "~Nigey and Lizzie sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!~"
Lizzie giggled. "It's okay, Nigel. You can tell them that we're going-."
"Home! What a good idea! Well, see you around Lizzie." He interrupted as he tried to walk away but she grabbed his arm.
"Hold it, Nigel! You can't say we're going out when we're alone and then deny it in front of your friends." She glared at him.
"I never did that."
"You just did!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
As this was going on Numbuh 5 smiled with her arms crossed while Numbuh 3 giggled. But the Loud operatives were different. They all had an uneasy look at the situation. It unfortunately seemed very familiar to them. Though they simply just observed.
"Uh, uh really, guys, I never said we were going out out." Numbuh 1 nervously said.
Lizzie gasped before grabbing him by his shirt. "We'll see who's going out out!" She angrily threw him down into a mud puddle before storming off muttering.
"Hey!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) yelled as he and Alfa 22 (Lori) helped their leader get to his feet.
"You okay Numbuh 1?" she asked.
"Ugh, I'm good." He nodded as he tried to wipe the mud off.
"Geez, what's her problem?" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) wondered.
"Hmph, women!" Numbuh 4 bravely said.
"What?!" Every female operative yelled in anger.
*Punch!*
"Ow! What?!"
*Punch!* *Kick!*
"Ow!"
They continuously punched and kicked him. This kept happening even at night in the tree house.
"I just said "Women." *Hit!* Ow!"
"What's so bad-*Hit!* Ow!"
The next morning the boys all walked out of the house.
"Man, it's good to get out of that house for a while!" Numbuh 4 whined.
"And just in time for New-Comics Day." Numbuh 1 said.
"Yeah, I'm gonna get the new "Flying Yipper." Numbuh 2 said.
"Ace Savvy, here I come!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said.
Numbuh 4 point his thumb at himself. "I'm gonna get-."
"Tag! You're it!" Numbuh 2 interrupted as he placed his hands on Numbuh 4's head. "Race you to the corner!"
"You're on!" The two ran ahead while Numbuh 1 smiled putting his hands behind his back and Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) smirked while looking at them.
As they walked however, Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) decided to ask his leader about Lizzie. "So Numbuh 1, what exactly is your relationship with Lizzie?"
Numbuh 1 sighed. "Well, she was a friend back in kindergarten. Back then she seemed lonely mostly cause from what I heard, every time she did make friends, she would go a bit overboard. I felt sorry for her, so I offered to play with her. Eventually we became great friends and as you can probably guess when we got older, she wanted to date, so I decided to go along with it."
"She does seem clingy, doesn't she?"
"Yes, yes she does."
"Don't you think she might get out of hand?"
Numbuh 1 just shook his head. "Nah, she just really wants to be close is all."
"Really? Cause it looked like she was determined to be with you, even so far as to make you declare your relationship in front of us." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) raised his brow.
"Look, she's just lonely, just give her time."
"Alright, but don't let her walk all over you, okay?"
"Yeah okay."
Eventually they made it to a corner with Numbuhs 2 and 4 completing their race. "I win!" the former said. The two were catching their breath when they spotted Lizzie walking towards them.
"Hey, Numbuh 1, Here comes your girlfriend." Numbuh 2 informed.
"Kissy Lizzie!" Numbuh 2 teased.
Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) just kept his eyes on her to watch for anything.
Numbuh 1 growled. "Why you!" He tried to jump at Numbuh 4 but he dodged and was in front of the girl. "Hi, Lizzie!" He nervously greeted.
"Hi Nigel. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday, and I wanted to make it up to you…"
Numbuh 2 and 4 snickered while Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) crossed his arms. Numbuh 1 looked back and glared at the snickering operatives then looked back at her.
"…with this gift." She showed him a pink present box with a blue ribbon. Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) narrowed his eyes.
"Huh?" Numbuh 1 questioned.
Both Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4 encouraged him to take it.
"Well okay, thanks, I guess."
He opened it and pulled out a metal helmet with lightbulbs and dials on it. There was also a strap for the chin.
"Huh? Uh thanks. I always wanted…whatever this is." He scratched his head in confusion.
"Why don't you try it on?"
"Um, I think I'll try it on later."
"Come on. Please, Nigey. I wanna see." She begged while putting her hands together and showing him puppy dog eyes.
Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) just went "Tch." While rolling his eyes.
The other two just laughed at Numbuh 1 who gave in.
"Well…oh, all right." He put on the helmet and secured the chin strap. "How's that?"
"Perfect!"
"Okay, guys, we are outta here." He turned to leave but Lizzie then took out a pink controller from her skirt pocket. She laughed evilly as she turned the knob on it.
Suddenly the lightbulbs blinked, and the dials spun up. Numbuh 1 was twitching and spazzing. "Ugh-ugh-ugh! I…catch…you…guys…later!" He said strained.
"Are you sure Numbuh 1?" Numbuh 4 asked.
"Something wrong Numbuh 1?" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) asked.
"What about the comics?" Numbuh 2 asked.
Lizzie noticed this and immediately turned the dial knob.
He froze up then spun in place. "Ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh! I'm g-g-going to hang out w-w-with L-L-Lizzie instead." He stuttered as he pointed back with his thumb.
"And may I ask why?" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) was getting suspicious.
She quickly reacted.
"I-I-I j-j-just want to be a g-g-good b-b-boyfriend!"
He sighed. "Fine, just be careful, okay?"
"Y-y-you got it."
"Oh whatever." Numbuh 2 said.
"Fine by me." Numbuh 4 said.
"See you later Numbuh 1." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said.
The three of them walked off leaving the couple alone. "Ready to go, Nigey?" She activated the helmet again.
"Y-y-yes!" She locked arms with him as they walked off. "W-where are y-you t-taking m-me?"
"Oh I'm not taking you anywhere. You're taking me on the most romantical date ever."
"Y-y-yes, d-d-dear."
Back at the treehouse the girls were all waiting in the living room in front of the TV. The boys came back with comics and other reading materials in their hands.
"Hey girls, we're back." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said.
"Yeah! New comics! Out of the way!" Numbuh 4 came rushing through the door with his comics.
"Hey, where are Numbuh 5's magazines?" Numbuh 5 asked.
"Ugh! I hate it when you make us buy your cruddy girl magazines!" Numbuh 4 said in disgust as he used green tongs to pick up the magazines and gave it to her?
"Yeah, yeah, tell it to captain loser and the dorkaloid" Numbuh 5 insulted.
"Hey, how come you don't have a bad name for Numbuh 55 (Lincoln)?"
"Cause he's actually smart and a gentleman."
Numbuh 4 just scoffed.
"You wouldn't know quality literature if it bit you on the nose." Numbuh 2 shot back/
The Loud brother walked up to his sisters to give them all their favorite magazines, comics, and books. "Here you go girls." He handed out their desired material.
"2 "Sixteen and a ½" magazines for Alfa 22 (Lori) and Alfa 333 (Leni)."
"Thanks Linky!" Both of them said.
"The latest news on Mcswagger for Alfa 45 (Luna)."
"Thanks bro!"
"A category of gag items for Alfa 16 (Luan)."
"Careful, don't book me! Ha ha ha! Get it?" She joked as she twirled some toy handcuffs on her finger.
"News on Royal Woods' sports teams for Alfa 111 (Lynn)."
"Awsome!"
"Where's Numbuh 767 (Lucy)?" He pulled out another book.
*Caw*
"Right behind you." She suddenly appeared behind him.
"AAH!" Everyone in the room screamed in fright.
"How does she do that?!" Numbuh 4 whispered to Numbuh 2.
"I have no idea."
"A graphic novel of "Vampires of Melancholia.""
"Thank you."
"A "Guide to Princesses" book for Numbuh 114 (Lola)."
"Thank you, Numbuh 55 (Lincoln)!"
"One racing derby book for Numbuh 113 (Lana).
"Thanks, Numbuh 55 (Lincoln)!"
"And lastly a "Theory on Cosmic Anomalies" for Numbuh 265 (Lisa)."
"Gratitude older sibling."
He then sat on a couch to read his Ace Savvy comic.
"See that? No fuss or complaining." Numbuh 5 pointed out.
Numbuh 4 just rolled his eyes.
She then noticed something. "Hey, where's Numbuh 1?"
"Man, he is so weird!" Numbuh 2 said. "He says he doesn't really like Lizzie. Then she gives him a helmet and he goes running off with her."
"He also said he wants to be a good boyfriend for her." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) rolled his eyes at the thought.
"Uh, what kind of helmet was it?"
"It's big and stupid." Numbuh 2 recalls.
"Lightbulbs on it." Numbuh 4 described.
"Has dials on it too." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) added.
Numbuhs 5 and 3 just stared until they looked at each other with bored eyes "Boyfriend helmet." They both said simultaneously.
"What?!" everyone else yelled.
"A boyfriend helmet, there's an ad for one right here. Look." Numbuh 5 turned the pages of her magazine and showed them.
"The "Yes Dear 5000." They sell these things!" Numbuh 4 said.
"Forget selling, what kind of sick freak makes these things!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) yelled in disgust.
"Well, they ain't cheap. And the bad Nnws is that the effects become permanent as the helmet fuses to the victim."
"Dang it! We should have stopped that crazy girl the moment we saw her!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) clenched his fist in anger.
"This is so wrong dudes, we gotta stop this!" Alfa 45 (Luna) said.
"I'm gonna make that lizard pay for what she did to our leader!" Numbuh 114 (Lola) cracked her knuckles.
"Let's go save Numbuh 1!" Numbuh 4 yelled.
"Yeah!" Everyone except Alfa 22 (Lori), Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 265 (Lisa) cheered as they ran off.
"Waaaait!" Numbuh 5 said. "We need to figure out where he is."
"I don't think that will be hard, we just need to think of a place that they would go for a date." Alfa 22 (Lori) said.
"Let's get to the computer!" Numbuh 265 (Lisa) said.
Everyone was in front of the computer where it displayed a map. Numbuh 265 (Lisa) was typing on the keyboard. "So based on the recommendations by many couples as well as reviewers, I came across this location." The monitor showed a fancy restaurant. "The place is called "Le Ball Du Shane" It's a French restaurant that's described as: dining in Paris without having to leave home and highly recommended for those who want romantic dates."
"Then that's where were going. Let's gear up and head over there." Alfa 22 (Lori) declared with a very serious look in her eyes.
Numbuh 4 gave her a confused look. "Uh, do we really need to? I'm sure we can handle some lovesick girl."
"Yes." All the Loud operatives quickly without hesitation answered also with the same look.
"Uh, you guys okay?"
"Yes."
"Whatever, let's go!" Numbuh 5 said.
The operatives were arming themselves with weapons that included: net launchers or T.A.N.G.L.E.R.s, S.Q.O.O.S.H.E.R.s, F.R.A.P.P.E.s, and bottle shooters. As they were all heading to the ship, Alfa 22 (Lori) stopped as she spotted her sticky pop cannon in the armory. She grunted then grabbed it.
They all flew a K.O.L.O.S.S.A.L.I.N.E.R. to the restaurant. When they disembarked, Numbuh 265 (Lisa) deployed a small drone tennis ball with a camera and mic that can track sound from a distance to see. The drone flew inside, and everyone spotted the couple.
"Okay the girl may be crazy, but she does know how to pick a good restaurant." Alfa 22 (Lori) thought this would be a good place to have a date with Bobby.
"Shh. We need to hear what's going on." Numbuh 113 (Lana) said.
They all looked at the screen Numbuh 265 (Lisa) was holding.
"Ugh, that helmet is so ugly." Alfa 333 (Leni) said in disgust.
"Zip it!" Numbuh 5 said.
Numbuh 1 was gritting his teeth and shaking as he was still under the control of the helmet. Lizzie held his hands.
"Oh, Nigel. It was so sweet of you to bring me here. This is the most romantic date I've ever been on. It's the only date I've ever been on, but still…"
"Wow, guess she really didn't have any friends." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said.
"The lover's special." A French waiter announced as he brought their food.
"Oh, goodie!" Lizze said in excitement. The waiter put down the plates on the table and took off the lids revealing a steak shaped like a heart with pasta and beans. *Gasp* "It's so cute! Just like us."
"Man, she really is obsessed with him." Numbuh 4 observed.
"No kidding." Alfa 45 (Luna) agreed.
"Before you know it, we'll be going steady, then we'll get engaged, and then we'll get married! And you won't ever see your stupid friends ever, ever again!" She angrily punched her food.
"Yep, this girl is literally nuts." Alfa 22 (Lori) said.
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"But I like m-m-my stupid friends!" Numbuh 1 complained.
Lizzie powered up the helmet with her remote.
"Uh! Blah! Ugh! Y-yes, d-dear. I will n-never see my stupid friends again."
"Oh, Nigey, I knew you'd agree. I can't wait to redecorate that horrible tree house of yours. We'll be so happy there."
"Like heck she will!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) yelled.
"Alright that's it! Time to put an end to this, guys!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) declared.
Everyone broke through the doors and aimed their weapons at the table.
"Hey, uh, mautre dork, you got a table for 14?" Numbuh 5 said.
Lizzie and Numbuh 1 turned to the team.
"I am sorry, but, uh have you any reservations?" A host came up and asked.
"Not about kicking kissy Lizze's-!" Numbuh 4 said.
"Let me handle this Numbuh 4." Numbuh 114 (Lola) put her arm in front of him. She walked up and coughed in her hand. "Eh hem."
…
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"Excusez-moi monsieur, mais notre amie là-bas portant le casque est forcée à un rendez-vous par une fille folle et nous voulons l'aider, pourriez-vous s'il vous plaît nous laisser l'aider et le sauver de ce faux lien, s'il vous plaît?" She asked.
The host gasped in horror. "Ah of course, madame." He stepped aside and gave a welcoming gesture.
"Merci." She said with a smirk.
"Wow, you know French Numbuh 114 (Lola)?" Numbuh 5 curiously asked as her mother was French.
She nodded in response.
"Yeah, she learned it quickly because she loves how etiquette the French can be." Numbuh 113 (Lana) confirmed.
"Cool." Numbuh 3 said.
They all then walked up to the table where Numbuh 1 and Lizze were sitting and aimed their weapons at her.
"Alright Lizzie, date's over. Take that helmet off Numbuh 1 or else." Alfa 16 (Luan) demanded.
"Nigey, your horrible friends are trying to ruin our romantical date…destroy them!" She brought out her controller and activated the helmet.
"Yes,d-dear!" Numbuh 1 jumped and landed on the table he was on all fours and roared like a feral animal with food dripping from his mouth. He jumped at them.
"Don't do it Numbuh-ugh!" Numbuh 113 (Lana) yelled as he jumped on her head using her as a platform and knocking her out.
"Watch out!" Numbuh 2 warned as he jumped between him and Numbuh 5. He knocked Numbuh 2 to the side and picked up Numbuh 5 with one hand.
"Numbuh 1! You're being brainwashed. You gotta fight it!"
"You're j-just jealous!"
"Jealous? Don't waste your br-woooaahh!" He threw her at a table.
"Numbuh 5!" Alfa 22 (Lori) cried as she ran to catch her, she landed in her arms, but the momentum caused both of them to fall backwards on a table breaking it. They groaned in pain. A couple was telling each other they loved one another oblivious to their broken table.
"Raah!" Numbuh 1 roard as we crawled. Numbuh 2 and 3 aimed their bottle shooters and fired.
"All right, Numbuh 1, you asked for it." He said.
Their weapons fired glass bottles with white rope. Numbuh 1 dodged and grabbed one bottle from each side. He jumped and flipped forward before pulling both sides into each other.
"Waaah!"
"Aaaah!"
Numbuh 2 and 3 cried before they crashed into each other. They moaned in pain.
"My hero!" Lizzie said as she laughed evilly while manipulating the controller.
"There's the shot!" Numbuh 4 fired his T.A.N.G.L.E.R. at Numbuh 1, but he took a lid and deflected it back at him. "Whoa!" Numbuh 4 yelled as he struggled to get out of the net. Numbuh 1 jumped again. Alfa 333 (Leni) stood on a table with the same weapon aimed at him.
"Numbuh 1! Please stop! We're your friends!" She begged before firing. He jumped and grabbed the tablecloth.
"The only friend I need is my girlfriend!" He pulled the cloth causing her to fall backwards on the table. He then wrapped the cloth around her entire upper body. "Aaaah!" She kicked her legs up and down trying to get free. He dodged a freezing blast before jumping on a table.
"Time for you to chill out Numbuh 1!" Alfa 16 (Luan) fired her F.R.A.P.P.E.. He countered by using a knife and fork to grind the ice by spinning them. This went on for a while with both of them screaming until she stopped firing. Numbuh 1 had somehow carved a Swann made of ice. He caught it before it dropped on the floor and gave it to Lizzie. "Ahh. F-for you, darling."
"Oh, Nigel!"
"Numbuh 1!" He turned and saw the remaining operatives aiming their guns. "We're taking you now!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) yelled.
Numbuh 1 growled as he jumped on another table. "Just try and take me!" He dared before glue, ice, and string bottles were fired on him trapping him.
"Hit em with everything you got!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) encouraged as he fired a S.Q.O.O.S.H.E.R..
Numbuh 114 (Lola) and Numbuh 767 (Lucy) fired bottle shooters.
Alfa 16 (Luan) and Alfa 45 (Luna) fired F.R.A.P.P.E.s.
Numbuh 265 (Lisa) and Alfa 111 (Lynn) fired T.A.N.G.L.E.R.s.
They all screamed as they shot. Eventually Numbuh 1 was pinned down by all their firepower.
"That's it, we got him! Move in to capture!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) ordered as they all walked forward.
"Oh, no!" Lizzie set her remote to "Max Powuh." "I won't let them take you Nigel!"
Numbuh 1 started to rumble.
"Dang it, everyone move!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) warned. They all ran back until the pile trapping Numbuh 1 exploded. The remaining operatives were either blown back on the floor or pinned to the wall with utensils. They all groaned in pain.
"Yah!" Numbuh 1 roared before calming down and walking back to his table. "I'm sorry about that. Now what were you saying?" The helmet started to fuse to Numbuh 1's head.
"I was just saying we're going to be together forever and ever!"
Unbeknownst to them Alfa 22 (Lori) started to get her bearings back. She scooted herself up leaning her back against the broken table. She reached for her sticky pop cannon on her left. She winced in pain as she turned the bolt to the left then pulled it back, she took a soda round and put it in the chamber. She again winced as she pushed the bolt forward and turned it to the right. "Ugh." She shouldered her weapon and aimed her scope right at the back of the Numbuh 1's helmet.
"We are not doing this again!" She pulled the trigger.
*Bang*
The can left the barrel at a fast velocity before striking the helmet. It was covered in sticky soda. The helmet started to short circuit. Numbuh 1 twitched and stuttered. The helmet cracked and smoked.
"Uh-oh." Lizzie ducked under the table.
*Boom*
The helmet exploded and he face planted on the table. He groaned. "Oww. Don't ever use one of those things on me again Lizzie." He rubbed his head.
"What are you going to do now?"
"I'll tell you what he's going to do!" They turned to see an angry Alfa 22 (Lori) grinding her teeth in anger. She stood up ignoring the pain and stomped over to them. "He's going to end this messed up lie of a relationship!"
"You can't decide for Nigey!" Lizzie yelled.
"Oh and you're gonna him a choice huh?! You mined controlled him with a helmet?!"
She stuttered. "W-well…"
"Not to mention pushing him around and turning him against his friends!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) angrily said as he helped his sisters and friends get up.
Lizzie didn't have a good rebuttal, but she didn't want to give in. "So what?! Nigey and I make a great couple! We look so cute together! And we don't need a bunch of ugly, tree house dwelling punks coming between us!"
"THAT'S ENOUGH!"
Lizzie winced as she turned to Nigel who had his arms crossed and glared at her.
"N-Nigey?"
He sighed and closed his eyes. "They're right Lizzie, what you did tonight was horrible. I'm sorry, but you and I are finished."
"B-but I love you! We look so great together!"
"Oh shut up!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) screamed. "Who cares if you guys look cute together! That's not love!"
"Yeah! True love doesn't mean forcing someone to do whatever you want!" Numbuh 114 (Lola) yelled.
Eventually everyone stood up and surrounded Lizzie.
"You can't just be clingy and forceful dude!" Alfa 45 (Luna) scolded.
"You're just an annoying cruddy kissy girl!" Numbuh 4 said.
"You wouldn't know love even if it stabbed you in the heart." Numbuh 767 (Lucy) said.
"No wonder you couldn't make any friends." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said.
Lizzie started to shake in fear. Alfa 22 (Lori) stepped forward glaring at her.
"Love or even friendship isn't about forcing someone to like you, it's about caring and being there for them. It means willing to do anything for them, even make some sacrifices. To truly love someone, you must be willing to put them before yourself. But you're nothing but a possessive creep."
Numbuh 1 also stepped forward. "You know, I always did like you Lizzie, despite what people said, I could tell you had potential to be a sweet girl. But now that I've seen this, I guess they were right. Come on team." The KND walked out of the restaurant. Lizzie just sat there stumped.
"Eh hem, you check fille." The host who let the team in had his manager next to him. They glared at her.
She looked at the check and her eyes widened. "What?! How can you charge that much for a lousy steak! It's highway robbery!"
"Well, you did force a boy on a date, and I do not tolerate fraudulent love in my restaurant!" The manager declared.
She grumbled and pulled out some money from her pockets and paid the bill.
"Now get out of my sight!"
She walked out the door with a mad expression but then became sad as she walked back home alone. When she got home, she immediately went to her room. All over it were pictures of her and Nigel. She sat on her bed thinking about everything that had just happened. There was no denial. She was a terrible girlfriend, heck she wasn't even a good friend. She tried to make friends, but she got aways became afraid of being alone, that's why she would always try to force people to hang out with her. This kept happening until Nigel came along, despite annoying him sometimes he still stuck with her and even when she would get angry and threaten him, he still cared for her. Suddenly she felt so stupid. The boy she loved, her only friend through all these years, was now gone. Driven away by her obsession for control.
*Hick*
Lizzie sobbed before tears streamed from her eyes, she cried into her pillow. She did this for several hours. She eventually calmed down, still dripping tears. What can she do now? She knows that he doesn't want to talk to her and neither do his friends. Lizzie realizes that she must start over, but she doesn't know where. She decided that she'll go back to them, try to ask to simply be friends but now is not the right time. For now, it's time for a little renovation. She reached up and grabbed a picture on the wall and tore it down.
Back at the tree house the team was resting in the lobby still hurt from the beating that Numbuh 1 gave them. Numbuh 1 stood in front of them.
"Sorry everyone, this is all my fault."
"It's okay Numbuh 1, that girl just had some screws loose." Numbuh 113 (Lana) said.
"More like several screws loose." Numbuh 265 (Lisa) declared.
"So you guys seemed pretty mad today about this whole situation." Numbuh 5 said.
"Yeah, were you guys upset about something?" Numbuh 3 wondered.
The Loud siblings all looked at each other before sighing. They explained the situation regarding Ronnie Anne. How the sisters basically hurt Lincoln as well as her and how it all started with stupid reasons. The rest of the operatives began to see the similarities between both events and felt sorry for them. They noticed Alfa 22 (Lori) started to cry.
"It was all wrong, so wrong." Alfa 22 (Lori) shed tears and sniffled as the guilt over came her. She felt someone hug her in front of her. It was Numbuh 55 (Lincoln),
"I've already forgiven you sis, all of you." He then walked around and gave his sisters a hug, each of them also crying.
The rest of the team smiled at the sight despite the craziness, the siblings all still pulled together.
"Thanks again, everyone. I don't know what I'd do without you." Numbuh 1 gratefully said. They all nodded at him. No matter what, they all promised they would look after each other.
End Transmission.
Author's Note
Sorry it took so long.
So, while I did fine Lizzie to be annoying, I don't want to antagonize her, but she needed to have this moment. I also wanted the Louds to reflect on the past.
Hope you enjoyed this. Let me know what you think.
See you next time.