Loud Code Numbuhs
Lori Loud: Alfa 22, Combat Operative, Pilot
Leni Loud: Alfa 333, Combat Operative
Luna Loud: Alfa 45, Combat Operative
Luan Loud: Alfa 16, Combat Operative
Lynn Loud : Afla 111, Combat Operative, Undercover Ops
Lincoln Loud: Numbuh 55, Tactical Officer
Lucy Loud: Numbuh 767, Undercover Ops
Lola Loud: Numbuh 114, Combat Operative, Pilot
Lana Loud: Numbuh 113, Mechanics Expert
Lisa Loud: Numbuh 265, Tech Officer, Tactical Officer
Kids Next Door Episode 9 Operation: C.H.A.D.
Charming
Hero
Avoids
Destruction
*Buzzt*
Location: Sector F, France
Above the Eiffel tower, 3 KND operatives wore infantry uniforms which consisted of a white flight suit, blue boots and gloves. They wore baguettes on their shoulders and red berets on their heads. Strapped to their chests were round sourdough breads with their code Numbuhs on them. They were Numbuhs 67, 68, and 69. They also had jet packs strapped on as they were trying to get away from something. They had just been ejected from their ships and floated in the air.
"Dipersez-vous!" Numbuh 68 warned in his native language. "Dispersez-
*Zap*
A pink laser just came at them which they dodged.
Numbuh 67 tried to quickly react, "Noooon-Ah!" He was hit and quickly fell to the ground. His comrades looked at him in shock.
"NUMeRO 67-Agh!" Numbuh 68 yelled before he was hit.
Numbuh 69 squealed in fright as she tried to fly away. "Eeeeeeh!"
*Zap*
"AH!"
The three operatives were incased in blue crystal with their eyes completely faded in pink, they're still able to blink. Their trapped bodies fell to the ground.
*Buzzt*
Location: Sector EG, Egypt
The Egyptian Kids Next Door wore baggy white linen clothing with an orange belt, wear a blue collar-like clothing with hieroglyphics painted in gold on their upper body, green sandals, golden bracelets on each arm and they all wear white hedjets on their heads. They also carried Egyptian artifacts in their hands.
They too were under attack. They ran in fear towards the Pyramids of Giza.
"Hurry, run!"
"Run! Quickly Quickly!"
One operative was hit by the same laser. "Ohh!"
"Ahhh!" Another one yelled as he was hit.
The remaining three operatives shook in fear as they hid. Just when they thought the coast was clear and took their first step a shadow loomed over them and before they knew it, they were trapped in crystals.
*Buzzt*
Location: Sector C, China
On the Great Wall was yet another team of Kids Next Door operatives already victim to the same state as the previous operatives.
*Buzzt*
This was all actually being observed by Sector V. Everyone was in front of the computer watching every horrible second of their fellow Kids Next Door being attacked and left in a stupor condition. Everyone had varying negative reactions. The twins held onto each other in fear. Alfa 333 (Leni) hugged herself. Numbuh 2 and Alfa 16 (Luan) gulped. Though she didn't show it, Numbuh 767 (Lucy) was sorrowful. Alfa 22 (Lori) closed her eyes and looked away unable to bear the sight. Alfa 45 (Luna) just closed her eyes, sighed in defeat, and shook her head. Numbuhs 3 and 5 had their hands covering their mouths. Numbuh 55 (Lincoln), Numbuh 4, and Alfa 111 (Lynn) gritted their teeth and clenched their fists in anger.
Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 265 (Lisa) were at the controls working on the computer. After the last scene was done, the former finally spoke.
"That's the last contact we've received from our global operatives. They've all been neutralized by the same mysterious force."
"Whatever it is, sectors from all over the world have been struck by it. Texas, Russia, Japan, etc." Numbuh 265 (Lisa) added as she looked at all the attacks popping up.
"W-what about the Moon Base or the Arctic Training Base?" Numbuh 113 (Lana) asked hopefully.
Her sister just shook her head. "Negative, communication has turned up ineffective, it is highly probable that central command and the main training facility were assaulted."
"So…that's it then. We're all that's left." Alfa 45 (Luna) sadly realized.
Numbuh 1 nodded. "It would seem so. We are the last surviving Kids Next Door, on the planet." He bowed his head down in despair.
A grim feeling of doom fell upon the team. They had just watched their fellow operatives get destroyed by an unknown force. And now, it is inevitable that they are next.
"I'm scared!" Numbuh 3 says worried.
"Come on guys." Alfa 111 (Lynn) tried to encourage but she too was visibly scared. "I'm sure we can beat whatever is attacking us. We just got to give it are all, right?"
Everyone looked at her, appreciating the attempt at comfort but it wasn't working.
Numbuh 2 looked at Numbuh 55 (Lincoln). "H-hey, Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) I'm sure you can come up with a plan to win this…y-you do have a plan, don't you?" He stuttered.
The team looked at their tactical officer. He just looked at the ground shaking his head. "I…I don't know." He closed his eyes and breathed in and out. "I think we can come up with something, but we must hurry now. Just standing here isn't going to do us any good."
Everyone nodded. Alfa 22 (Lori) suggested something. "Let's see if we can get any intel based on the footage."
"Bring up the attack on Sector F." Numbuh 1 ordered.
Numbuh 265 (Lisa) typed on the computer and brought up the attack. They played it over and over until she explained her observations. "Hmm, it would appear that the opponent is airborne."
"You think it was aircraft that they were using?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"Negative, if it was, we would have heard the craft flying and breaking the sound barrier off screen. Plus, it seems that the lasers were fired at close range. I conclude that the enemy is using some low altitude flight most likely a jet pack or some kind of rocket propulsion on the feet." She explained as she adjusted her glasses. "I believe it is in our best interest to use some jet packs of our own. The spray can jetpacks should suffice."
The whole team nodded. Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) spoke up. "I know it's risky, but I suggest we try and steal whatever weapon they're using to try and find a counter or weakness."
Numbuh 1 nodded. "Well said you two now let's gear up before-
*Buzzzt*
The screen suddenly buzzed again. "Hey, what's going on?" Numbuh 4 questioned.
Someone's voice is trying to reach them.
"Someone is trying to call us!" Numbuh 114 (Lola) said.
"Warning!...Warning!…Being pursued!...Not follow….I say again….Follow."
The image of the person trying to call keeps blurring. Alfa 111 (Lynn) notices something. "He sounds familiar."
Numbuh 5 looked at the tracker it was beeping. "I don't know who he is, but I got a lock on his ship."
"Well what are waiting for? Let's go!" Alfa 16 (Luan) said.
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Alright team, we may have found the last remaining member of the Kids Next Door and he needs our help." Numbuh 1 said with his fists clenched. "Battle Stations!"
Everyone cheered and began running out of the room while indistinctly shouting.
At the launch bay everyone was running towards a ready K.O.L.O.S.S.A.L.I.N.E.R.. All of them wore infantry gear which consisted of a blue suit, yellow boots and gloves, grill lid helmets, and black plates strapped to their chests with their Numbuhs on them. On their backs they wore their jet packs not deployed yet. When they were all inside the ship, the roof top to the launch bay opened and the ship flew up before turning parallel to the surface and began flying towards the signal.
Inside the ship Numbuh 2 was piloting while Numbuh 5 was checking the radar and Numbuh 4 was controlling the main guns. Everyone else was standing by.
"Status, Numbuh 5."
"10 miles to the ship's signal."
"Step on it Numbuh 2."
He stepped on the pedal, and everyone was thrown back a bit as he sped up the ship.
"AAAAAH!" Everyone yelled.
At an old air base an E.S.C.A.P.E.R. ship crashed landed and destroyed some planes. It was a complete wreck; its pilot was on the ground. He wore a red infantry uniform with his Numbuh plate on his chest, a drain helmet, and brown boots. He had blonde hair covering his eyes.
Sector V eventually reached the source of the signal and landed in the airfield. The ship opened up with a ramp and everyone all ran out armed with various weapons. They soon spotted the operative on the ground.
"There he is!" Numbuh 1 said.
"I hope he's alright!" Alfa 333 (Leni) said worried.
"Is he okay?" Numbuh 3 asked.
Numbuh 1 turned him on his back, and everyone gasped at what they saw sans Numbuh 767 (Lucy) who just said "Gasp."
"Numbuh 274!" Numbuh 1 exclaimed.
"The current supreme leader of the Kids Next Door." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said.
"And the greatest member of the Kids Next Door Ever!" Numbuh 4 said.
"Well, let's see if he's fine." spoke. Numbuh 5.
They got closer but he groaned and opened his eyes. "What the? What are you guys doing here?"
"We're here to rescue you dude." Alfa 45 (Luna) said with a smile.
"You'll be destroyed if you're anywhere near me. You've gotta get out of here."
"But we just got here." Numbuh 2 said.
Suddenly they heard a robotic female voice behind them. "There you are, I've been looking all over for you." The team turned around and saw a woman in a pink dress with long sleeves. She wore light blue gloves and boots. On her right arm was a white purse. The strangest thing about her though was what was on her head. It was a helmet that looked like a human head with white skin, short blonde hair and pink earrings. But what made it creepy was the unmoving teeth that was always shown when she spoke, she floated in the air with her hands on her hip. "You know you can't hide from…
…
…
…
Mega Mom!"
"Told you." Numuhb 274 remarked.
The team quickly aimed their weapons.
"Who the heck are you?!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) said.
"Oh, Look! You have some new friends. And I didn't bake a thing." Mega Mom shrugged her hands in embarrassment. "Looks like you kids will have to settle for this!" She pointed with her right hand and shot a stupefaction ray.
Everyone quickly dodged and got out of the way. "Scatter!" Numbuh 274 yelled. He ran to his ship to grab a P.H.L.A.Z.E.R..
Numbuh 4 dodge rolled before landing on a knee and firing his G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A.. "Yeeaaaahh!" gumballs flew at the villain but because of how high she was his shots weren't very accurate.
"Gumballs?!" Mega Mom exclaimed as she dodged and blocked the incoming balls with her purse. "I hope you brought enough for everyone!" She fired a laser.
"Woah!" Numbuh 4 dropped his weapon and rolled out of the way before landing on his stomach. "She's fast!"
Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 114 (Lola) jumped and covered him by firing from the ground. "We got you're back Numbuh 4!" Numbuh 5 said. The former had a carrot gun or V.E.G.G.I.E.. while the latter was armed with a S.P.I.C.E.R..
Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 265 (Lisa) fired at her with their P.H.L.A.Z.E.R. Mk. IIs.
"I'm giving her all I got!"
"Take this you crystalizing fiend!"
Mega Mom just simply flew in a loop before barely dodging a blast fired from Alfa 22's (Lori) F.R.A.P.P.E.. "Oh! You shouldn't play with ice young lady!" She shot a laser which the teen operative just twerked and leaned her torso to the left avoiding it.
Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) came up behind her and fired their V.E.G.G.I.E.s. Mega Mom quickly reacted by ducking her head over the flying carrots. "How dare you waste healthy food!" She fired both of her gloves to which the boys backflipped out of the way.
"This mom is tough!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said.
"You're gonna pay for what you did to the other operatives bra!" Alfa 45 (Luna) ran forward passing her brother before stopping and fired a barrage of string bottles from her bottle shooter. Mega Mom dodged and smacked a couple bottles away with her purse. "Learn proper speech!" She quickly dived at the punk rock girl and swung her purse down. Alfa 45 (Luna) held her weapon horizontally over her head and blocked it. The force knocked her off her feet and she landed on her back. "Oof!"
"Numbuh 3! Time for so acrobatics!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) called. She nodded in response she ran to the teen operative who put her M.U.S.K.E.T. down, cupped her hands together, and got on a knee. Numbuh 3 stepped on her hands and then was lifted up high in the air. She summersaulted in the air before she was right above Mega Mom. She then presented both of her feet to stomp on her head.
The villain noticed a shadow above her. "Oh my!" She quickly dodged. Which caused Numbuh 3 to land on the ground kicking up some dust.
"Aww!" She Numbuh 3 whined.
"Would you just hold still already!" Numbuh 113 (Lana) complained as she, Alfa 16 (Luan) and Numbuh 767 (Lucy), and Alfa 333 (Leni) tried to fire pepper pistols and S.Q.O.O.S.H.E.R.s.
Mega Mom flew up high to try and catch her breath. She was getting tired of all the firepower coming at her. "Oh, dear!" She dodged some glue. "Oh my!" Hot sauce flew by her." "Oh!" She's had enough. "What an ill-behaved bunch of children!" She gave a tsk tsk with her left glove to all of them. "Mega Mom thinks you need a time-out!" She began firing stupefaction lasers in rapid succession all over the place all the while repeatedly screaming "Time-out!" Some of the operatives had to stop firing to avoid her attack.
Numbuh 1 gave orders as Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) covered him. "Numbuh 2 take the left flank! Numbuh 114 (Lola) take the right!" Numbuhs 5 and 4 fall back! Numbuh-
He was interrupted as Numbuh 274 came up to him with a serious look.
"-274?"
"For the last time, save yourselves and get out of here!"
*Zap*
"Time-out!" A laser passed right between their faces.
Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) shook his head. "No! We're not leaving yet! Guys now!"
Several of the operatives pulled on the cord on their packs and their wings activated, they flew towards the crazy mom.
She was too stunned to react quickly enough. "What the-oof!" Her body was quickly grabbed and held by the airborne operatives. Alfa 111 (Lynn) held her arms back by holding her by the shoulders. Numbuh 767 (Lucy) held her left arm. Numbuh 113 (Lana) grabbed her right arm. Alfa 16 (Luan) grabbed her left leg, and Alfa 333 (Leni) held on to the right leg. Mega Mom tried to shake them off, but they held on. "Get off of me!"
"Not chance!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) told her.
Numbuh 113 (Lana) started to pull her glove off.
"Hey! It's not nice to take things that aren't yours!" She scolded.
"Neither is turning kids into rocks!" Numbuh 113 (Lana) shot back. With one final effort she yanked the glove off. "Guys, catch!' She threw it away.
Numbuh 5 quickly ran and caught it. "Got it!"
"No!" Mega Mom cried.
The operatives holding her all nodded at each other. The ones holding her arms let go while Alfa 16 (Luan) and Alfa 333 (Leni) let go of her legs and then pushed kicked her in the stomach which caused her to roll in the air. When she stopped, she was met with Alfa 111 (Lynn) aiming her gun right at her face. "See ya later crazy woman!" Mega Mom's face was then covered in mustard. "Aaagh!" She yelled in irritation as she tried to get the condiment off her face.
Numbuh 1 nodded. "Kids Next Door, retreat!" Everyone began to run or fly back to the ship.
Mega Mom finally wiped some mustard off and flew after them. "Oh no you don't! You haven't been excused from the battle yet!" She quickly fired some shots to which everyone dodged. She spotted Numbuh 5 running with her glove. She aimed at her.
Alfa 111 (Lynn) noticed this and quickly flew to her friend. "Numbuh 5!" She quickly flew right behind her to protect her.
*Zap*
"AAAH!"
Alfa 111 (Lynn) was hit in the right foot it was stupefied. She landed on her stomach, her jet pack automatically closing its wings. She held on to her foot.
"LYNN!" Everyone cried.
Numbuh 274 who tried hitting the villain with his P.H.L.A.Z.E.R. noticed the downed operative. His eyes widened in shock. "No!"
The Loud sister quickly got on one foot and began to limp towards the ship. "G-go on without me!"
Numbuh 1 shook his head "No way!"
"Now you're gonna get it!" Alfa 45 (Luna) yelled in anger.
The two fired their weapons at Mega Mom.
Numbuh 274 quickly came up and scooped her in his arms. "Don't worry I got you!"
"Aw, let Mega Mom help you with that dear!" She flew towards the operative.
"Come on! Come on!" Numbuh 3 beckoned them before they all got in and the ramp retracted, and the hatch closed.
Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 4 took aim with the main cannons. "Lock on target!" Mega Mom was getting a crosshair. "Wait for it…fire!" Numbuh 4 fired the guns. The twin barrels fired a big laser blast.
"Come back here with my glove this ins-AAAGH!" She took the full hit and was forced back to the ground.
"Get us out of here!" Numbuh 1 yelled. The ship quickly took off.
Mega Mom got up. She was now covered in dirt and soot. She took out a brush from her purse and began cleaning herself. "Now look at what you've done! Honestly! I just had this dress dry cleaned!"
Back on the ship everyone was relieved to have survived the battle. "Man, that was too close." Numbuh 113 (Lana) said.
"You go that right sis" Numbuh 114 (Lola) agreed.
Numbuh 274 gently let Alfa 111 (Lynn) stand. She smiled at him "Thanks for saving me Numbuh 274."
He flinched a bit. "N-no problem it's what I do." He looked around. "It's good to see all of you again."
Alfa 22 (Lori) nodded. "You too as well, sir."
"Can't believe that we're all that's left." Numbuh 5 said.
"Supreme Leader, how did the Moon Base and the Artic Base fall so quickly?" Numbuh 265 asked.
He sighed. "They caught us off by surprise. They were able to dodge the defenses and then attacked us one by one in isolation. Before we knew it everyone was defeated, including Numbuh 86, Numbuh 362, and Numbuh 60 along with the rest of Global Command."
Everyone looked sad. Numbuh 1 gritted his teeth for a moment when he heard Numbuh 362 named.
"Listen, would you guys be kind to drop me off somewhere?"
The team was shocked at this request. "What?! No way dude!" Alfa 45 (Luna) said in defiance.
Numbuh 1 shook his head. "That's a negative Numbuh 275. With all do respect, we are the Kids Next Door, and we're not about to abandon a fellow operative.
"Sorry, sir, but it would be so mean to just leave you all on your own." Alfa 333 (Leni) reasoned.
"Yeah, we need all the help we can get." Numbuh 4 said.
Numbuh 274 shook his head. "No, you don't understand. I'm the target. It's been the same thing everywhere I've been these last few weeks: Germany, Tunisa, Brazil. Every Kids Next Door operative near me has been attacked and stupefied." Everyone looked at Alfa 111's foot (Lynn). "Believe me, it's not pretty. I refuse to let one more Kid Next Door fall because of me. I'm going to face this menace alone, and I will defeat it!" He fist palmed as he made his declaration.
Everyone clapped but then Alfa 111 (Lynn) put her hand on his shoulder. She smiled at him. "Still, there's no need to try and carry everything by yourself, trust me I know."
His eyes widened a bit and then he sighed while nodding. "Yeah, alright. But we need to figure a way to beat them."
"Don't worry, that's why I came up with the idea of trying to steal her glove so that we can find a weakness." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said as he pointed at the glove in Numbuh 5's hand. She nodded and showed it to him.
"Heh nice, you really are the "Man with the Plan."" Numbuh 274 commented.
"Thanks."
"Actually, I've been hearing a lot of great things about you guys. You've been completing missions left and right with outstanding results."
"It's just working together as a team." Alfa 16 (Luan) insisted.
"You kidding me? No to mention your advancements in weaponry and tech. You guys are amazing."
"Aw thanks Numbuh 274." Numbuh 3 said.
"Hey, can I have your autograph?" Numbuh 4 asked pulling out a pen and notepad.
"Oooo! Me too!" Numbuh 114 (Lola) asked.
"Absolutely, but it's gonna cost you a dollar."
"Dang it." Numbuh 114 (Lola) said in annoyance.
The ship landed in the launch bay, and everyone got out. Alfa 111 (Lynn) was being helped by Alfa 45 (Luna) and Alfa 16 (Luan).
"Take her to the med lab. Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 265 (Lisa) start analyzing that glove. Numbuh 113 (Lana) ensure our defenses are ready. The rest of you stand by to help Numbuh 274." Numbuh 1 ordered.
Everyone responded with a "roger" or "yes sir." While they were getting ready Numbuh 3 was wondering about something. "So if there's a Mega Mom, why isn't there a dad?"
Numbuh 274 facepalmed. "Oh! I totally forgot about him!"
*Caw*
"I hope he's not as annoying." Numbuh 767 (Lucy) suddenly appeared between them.
"AAH!" They both screamed. She then walked off.
Numbuh 274 whispered to Numbuh 3. "How does she do that?!"
"I have no idea."
"Aw crud there's a crazy dad too?!" Numbuh 4 complained.
"Well, all we can do right now is prepare." Numbuh 1 said.
In the room of Numbuh 265 (Lisa) the two tech officers were analyzing the glove. They unfortunately weren't making any progress. "All we know it that this is the stupefaction ray." Numbuh 2 said with a sigh.
"There has to be something of use." Numbuh 265 (Lisa) said. She then noticed something in the glove. It was a piece of blonde hair. "Hmmm." She was intrigued. She grabbed some tweezers and carefully picked up the hair before putting it in a small glass vial. "Numbuh 2 can we run a DNA test?"
He nodded. "Yeah sure."
They put the hair in a special microwave. They pressed a button, and it lit up green with a red scanning laser going over it. They looked at the screen and were shocked by the results. "We got to get to Numbuh 274!" Numbuh 2 said. They quickly bolted out of the room and to the launch bay.
Everyone except for Numbuh 113 (Lana), Alfa 45 (Luna), and Alfa 333 (Leni) was in the bay with their weapons at the ready. The two geniuses came in with labored breaths. The team noticed them.
"You guys okay? What's wrong?" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) asked.
"Numbuh 274, I believe that you may recognize this face and name." She took out a tablet and showed him.
He was shocked to see who it was. "Mom?!" He saw that the DNA results were in fact his mother, Grace Dickson.
Everyone in the room was also shocked.
"Wait, so your parents are responsible for all this?!" Numbuh 5 yelled.
"What a crazy family." Numbuh 114 (Lola) said rolling her eyes.
Oh, the irony.
Numbuh 274 buried his face into his hands, completely embarrassed by the situation.
"Were you in on this?!" Alfa 22 (Lori) demanded.
He rapidly shook his head. "Heck no!"
"Then why are they doing this?!" Alfa 333 (Leni) cried.
He pinched his nose. "My guess is it has something to do with their perfect parenting agenda."
"What?" Numbuh 256 (Lisa) questioned.
"Yeah, they always want to raise me to be the best at everything. In fact, that's what their technology is. The suits they wear are part of their super parent tech. It's powered by good parenting. I know how we can beat them now."
"Wait so their stuff is literally powered by parenting?" Alfa 22 (Lori) asked still confused.
"Yes, so the only way to beat them is with bad parenting."
"How are we going to do that?" Numbuh 1 asked.
Numbuh 274 just smirked.
Outside the tree house, a man was flying towards the tree fort. He was wearing a red suit with a blue belt and collar. He wore blue boots and blue stupefaction gloves. He also wore a green and purple tie. On his head was a head that had tan skin, long nose, sideburns with a bald spot and square glasses. His teeth were also still and showing, this was Destructo Dad A.K.A. Jack Dickson. He was getting close to the tree house. Apparently, this group of kids was the most troublesome out of all the sectors they've attacked. His wife said he'll be right behind her. He was worried when he found her in that state, especially missing a glove. She told him to go ahead after kissing him. As he approached the tree house turrets activated and aimed right at him.
He stopped but wasn't fazed. He heard his wife come up right behind him. "Honey!" he exclaimed.
"Oh hello dear. Sorry I'm late the traffic was craazzy!" She told him. "But now let's go give our son the number he deserves."
Jack nodded. He then flew towards the tree house before stopping. "Hey kids! Who wants some quality time with Destructo Dad!" He yelled.
Suddenly a familiar and angry voice spoke through the speakers of the tree house.
"The jig is up dad! I know it's you and mom!"
The parents dropped their act and just floated there. "Oh, guess he knows." Jack said.
The launch bay doors open right there was Numbuh 274 with his arms crossed with him was all of Sector V, including Alfa 111 (Lynn). They all glared at the couple.
"Well I guess I shouldn't be surprised you figured it out, congratulations…" They pulled off their heads which turned out to be helmets and revealed their faces which were nothing different except their mouths were normal. Chad's dad had bucked teeth and his mom had pink lipstick. "…son." Jack said.
The team were dumbstruck, they look exactly the same.
Numbuh 274 pinched his nose and sighed. "Hi mom, dad."
Jack laughed. "Yep, that's right dear."
Grace took a pink cloth from her purse while wetting it whit saliva. "Here you got a smudge on your-
"Get off!" He slapped her hand away. "Ugh, I can't believe this! This is so…embarrassing! Do you know what you just did?!"
"Well, of course dear. 274 is such a high number." Grace said with a frown. Jack nodded in agreement.
"Wait so you attacked millions of kids for a number!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) yelled in disbelief. But they ignored him.
"But with the all the other kids stupefied soon you'll be number 1!" Jack excitedly said. They both aimed their gloves at the team.
Sector V gasped but their son came in front of them with his arms stretched out.
"No! These guys and the others, they're my friends!" Numbuh 274 stomped his foot.
"Oh don't worry they'll still have their sights!" Jack explained, oblivious to his son's anger.
"That way they can see how great you are!" Grace said gleefully.
The Kids Next Door operatives in front of them all got angry. They've had enough most of all was Numbuh 274.
"You…you! You're gonna pay for this! You're gonna pay!" He stepped forward with everyone else by his side.
His parents gasped at this.
He smirked before turning to Lincoln. "Hey Lincoln, how about we play some video games instead of doing our homework?"
Lincoln just nodded. "That sound like fun, who needs homework?"
*POW*
"OH!" His parents both yelled in pain as their suits hurt them. They fell to the ground.
"Chad! What are you doing?!" Grace cried.
Luan tapped Chad on the shoulder. "Hey Chad, want to go pull pranks on teachers we hate?"
"Yeah, I've always hated my math teacher."
"NOOO!" Grace yelled.
*POW*
"OOOOH!"
"Hey Chad want to eat candy till our teeth rot?" Numbuh 5 offered.
"Sounds tasty, I'll stop brushing my teeth so I can keep that sweet, sweet flavor."
*POW*
"AAAAAHHH!"
"Want to fly our ships right above traffic?" Numbuh 2 asked with a smirk.
"Oh, heck yeah!"
"Yo Chad! You want to go skateboard in restricted areas?" Alfa 111 (Lynn) said.
"Let's go tear up the roads!"
*POW*
AAAAAHHH!"
"Hey Luna? Got room for one more in the Moongoats?"
"You got it bro let's just ditch school to rock and roll!"
*POW*
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
Alfa 22 (Lori) smirked as she pulled out her phone, took off her glove, and dialed a number. She handed it to Numbuh 274.
"Hello…Joe's Tatoo Parlor?"
The parents gave up. They got on their knees and begged.
"Okay! Okay! I'll give you anything! Just stop! Stooop!
"Okay! Okay! We'll do whatever you want! Just stop! Please!"
"Heh." Numbuh 274 smirked along with the rest of the team.
All operatives around the world in places such as France and Egypt were stretching and yawning having been turned back to normal. Sector V was watching a transmission from Sector C. After they stretched one of them saluted while smiling. "Thank you fellow Kids Next Door."
"Biékèqi." Numbuh 265 (Lisa) said before ending the transmission.
Everyone smiled at everything being back to normal.
"Good work team. Especially you, Numbuh 274."
"No problem it's what I do. But I feel and that my parents caused all this trouble."
"Aw don't blame yourself." Alfa 333 (Leni) said while smiling.
"Yeah it ain't your fault." Numbuh 5 assured.
"Yeah, parents, what are you gonna do." Numbuh 4 said.
He nodded. Alfa 111 (Lynn) came up to him. "Hey thanks again for saving me back there."
The Supreme Leader was a bit flustered. "Yeah, no worries."
Some of the team noticed this. Alfas 22 (Lori), 333 (Leni), and 45 (Luna) noticed along with Numbuhs 5, 55 (Lincoln), 113 (Lana) and 114 (Lola) smirked a bit. While Numbuh 3 giggled and Numbuh 767 (Lucy) smiled.
"Hey, I've notice you're quite tall for a kid." Alfa 333 (Leni) said.
"Indeed, how old are you again?" Numbuh 265 (Lisa) asked.
"Uh 10." He answered.
"Hmmm, well I suppose it's not out of the realm of possibility for someone so young to be tall."
"Yeah, remember Numbuh 34 from Sector X?" Alfa 16 (Luan) reminded. "That guy is tall."
*Honk* *Honk*
They all looked up and through an opening in the ceiling they could see a flying van. Looking down from the window was Numbuh 274's dad. "Come on Chad you don't want to be late for your violin lessons, do you?"
Everyone looked at him. "Um…well, gotta go. I'll check on Global Command to see if they're recovering well too. See ya." He activated his extinguisher jet pack and flew off.
The team waved goodbye.
"In a while crocodile!" Numbuh 3 waved.
"So long supreme boss!" Alfa 45 (Luna) also waved.
"I know I told him all parents are nuts. But man, his parents are freaks!"
Everyone murmured in agreement.
"You got that right."
"I second that."
Inside the van Numbuh 274 was sitting in his seat sighing after all the drama.
"You know son, you were right, those kids are really good friends of yours." Jack admitted after seeing Sector V helping him.
"Oh! I noticed you were especially protective of that girl!" Grace said with a smile. "What was her name? Oh right, Lynn! Are you two-
"Drop it mom!" He yelled embarrassed a bit.
"Oh sweetie don't be so grumpy by the looks of it she's in her early teens. I have an idea why don't we invite her and her friends, after all it's almost your-
"How many times do I have to tell you I don't want one!" Chad yelled before crossing his arms and look out the window.
End Transmission.
Author's Note
Well, Numbuh 274 has made his debut.
Now for some responses to reviews:
To King-Dorado: I might consider that, but there definitely will be more upgrades added.
To T.T. Coleman: Sorry, I don't plan to do that episode, I find it boring. Same with other episodes I will choose to not do.
To underdown: Thanks, I try to make this a crossover as close to the story as possible but with my own take.
To Yang34: Don't worry Lori and Cree are going to have an interesting relationship.
To Shadow Joestar: Thank you for all the input of each chapter.
To midnightson41: Glad you're enjoying the experience.
Hope you all enjoyed this. Till next time!