Honestly, was it any wonder Dean kept touching things he shouldn't when Sam did dumb things like hiding Halloween candy in a box marked "cursed objects". Dude! How stupid do you think I am?! It was at the far end of the storeroom, at the very back of the top shelf, and the climb had been perilous since Sam had hidden the ladder, and even taken the trouble to push the box behind the web of a large and fiercely territorial spider. Screw you, Sam!

There'd been a nasty moment when he'd thought he truly had opened something hazardous when he'd lifted the lid to discover the box filled with nothing but fruit and sugar-free granola bars, but a careful inspection soon revealed the release for the false bottom. You'd have to get up early to put one over on me, little brother.

Mind you, Sam was going to have to get up pretty early anyway unless he planned on giving trick-or-treaters nothing but fruit and empty candy wrappers.

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