Ihihihihi guess what Nonsense-chan I'm gonna FUCK YOUR FIC UP!
Skipping to Episode 3 (cause that's the one cringe babies hate!)
(Rock concerts with twenty minute intermissions and a midsection reserved for a slow-ass ballad, utterly killing the r-
GYAAAAAAAAAAH THIS IS SO BORING let's just skip to end. GET TO THE BOTTOM!
"Sinning this. This scene alone can make you feel better after the psychical and emotional pain this case put your through. Sure, the case is still ridiculous, but this animation will warm your heart." One sin added.
Uh oh, cringe baby spotted! IHIHIHIHIHI!
John Phoenix folded his arms.
"Come now, Majima, my friend, we can make better arguments than simply laughing at these buffoons idiocy."
"How so, Feniksuu-chan?" asked me.
John Phoenix sat down in his office chair and stretched out his legs.
"You can't say the arrest against Machi is illogical and hold it against the case, because the police don't arrest people based on logic. Why, have you forgotten the first game? In almost every case, the prosecution's cases were held together by sticky tape. Why is that only a problem now, in the game you've predisposed yourself to hate?"
John Phoenix smoked a cigarette. But specifically a toy cigarette that looks just like one but doesn't harm your lungs. Don't smoke, kiddies!
"Furthermore, you will notice that Machi Tobaye is the only foreigner out of the suspect list. Apollo, Ema, Klavier, Daryan, Trucy, Valant and likely the other Gavinners are all American/Japanese. Lamiroir is also Japanese, though they didn't know this at the time, however she is also a celebrity which still gives the police some bias towards her.
"Therefore, the insinuation that the case is flawed for showing the police arrest the only marginalized person in the case is inherently racist. Anyone who hates this case for the stated reason is racist and justifies racial profiling by the police."
"YAHAHAHAHAHHA!" laughed Goro Majima I mean me. "Ya hear that, Nonsense-chan, you're RACIST!"
I swung my demonblade dagger at the racist with the nonsensical name and tore a hole in his shirt.
And out of that hole, a book fell!
John Phoenix picked it up.
"What's this? "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney... by aosfdjoJZPOfd?" OBJECTION!"
"What is your objection, John Phoenix?" asked Prosecutor Judge.
"There's a contradiction on the book cover, aosfdjoJZPOfd didn't write Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Shu Takumi did!"
"No this isn't plagiarism because I added an extra case at the end," said Nonsense-chan.
"And you didn't even add John Phoenix to it? A hundred billion sins added! Despicabllllllllllllle!"
John Phoenix pounced on Nonsense-chan and ripped his mask off.
It was Dylan Fitchar! Dylan Fitchar ran away!