Chew and Swallow Falls:
NOTE: The adult Elsa Frankenteen is based on a picture from Deviantart user melbell01.
In Royal Woods, separately, in Aunt Shirley's mansion, and the Loud House, Lincoln and his sisters were having quiet days at their homes, when, that afternoon, they discovered that their medallions were glowing, after Lincoln and Luan checked their pockets. It was time to go on another adventure! Both families made excuses to go do something. First at Aunt Shirley's mansion...
Luna: Oh, Aunt Shirley, we all need to check our rooms. We want to make sure they're squeaky clean!
Leni: That's right! It's good to double-check. (she holds Lily's hand, and she and Lily walk out of the room)
Lincoln: Hey, wait up! You may need some help! (Aunt Shirley smiles at her nieces and nephew)
The kids went upstairs. And at the Loud House...
Luan: Oh, dear sisters, let's go up to the attic!
Lana: (realizes) Of course! Maybe I could find some lint up there.
Lola: Or something that's valuable.
Rita: Would you like some help?
All the girls shouted, 'No!' before catching themselves, with Lynn Jr. replying, 'Thanks Mom and Dad, but we would like to do this ourselves.' The parents smiled, and Lynn Sr. said, 'Well, okay, good luck.' The Loud children headed upstairs to their attic. Once the kids were already from their guardians in other rooms, the medallions transported them to a new place. The Louds were standing in an small empty area, and saw that that were in a town that has food-based weather, and also a favorite place for sardines...
Lucy: This town is gloomy, yet also fun, at the same time.
Lola: What is this place?
Woman: (talking slowly, in a deep monster-like voice) You're in the town of Chew and Swallow Falls, kids.
The loud children turned behind them, where they saw a creepy monster woman slowly walked towards them. The monster woman had her black and white hair down, black eyes, had bolts on her neck, stitches on her arms, and was wearing a dark brown bolero jacket, fuchsia shirt, tan pants, and black high-heeled shoes. The Louds shuddered at the sight of her, with the obvious excepting of Lucy, who smiled seeing her...
Lucy: She's got the creepy look.
Lincoln: Excuse me, miss, who are you.
Monster Woman: I'm Elsa Frankenteen, the recently appointed mayor of Chew and Swallow Falls, and it's neighboring city, Penneport.
Luna: Wait, the Chew and Swallow Falls?!
Lola: Where it has the best tasty food weather?!
Lana: And where it's the biggest sardine capital?!
Elsa: (nodding) The very one!
The Loud kids jumped and cheered in celebration at where the medallion had taken them. At that moment, a huge, orange ape came by the place where Elsa and the Louds were standing...
Ape: Elsa, how did these kids arrive here?
Elsa: I don't know, Barb, but I was just about to give them a tour of the town. (turned to the Loud kids) Everyone, this is my assistant mayor, and friend, Barb.
Barb: (very cheery) It's great to meet all of you! Welcome to Chew and Swallow Falls!
The children initially look shocked at Barb, who they saw that she was a big ape, and speaking normally, but soon got past it, introduced themselves to Barb and Elsa...
Lincoln: Well, Elsa, I'm sure you and Barb might think it's a little crazy to believe, but... we had magic medallions that transported us here.
Elsa: Actually, a lot of crazy things have happened in this town, I just haven't really experienced them like everyone else has here.
Barb: Since you're here, would you like to take of our own island town?
All the loud children nodded their heads, with Lincoln replying, 'Of course!'
Barb: Great! Elsa, could you walk onto my hand, please?
Barb put her right hand on the ground, and Elsa (slowly) walked on it, then barb put the monster hand on her left shoulder...
Barb: Because Elsa walks and talks slowly, I thought it would be faster if she's on my shoulder when I give out these tours. Anyway, let's get started...
The Louds, with Elsa and Barb, went on a tour in the town of Chew and Shallow Falls, with the ape leading the way. They all got to see some great landmarks, like the Big Rock Candy Mountain, and the Breakfast Bog, plus some places like like the Roofless Sardiner restaurant, Baby Brent's Sardine Factory, the Chew and Swallow Falls elementary school, and Waterfront Street...
Leni: (curiously) I wonder, how is this island home to one of the biggest places for sardines, yet also has weather that brings some of the biggest food ever?
Elsa: Well, this town previously was called, 'Swallow Falls', then it became 'Chewandswallow', and with the sardines and food weather combined, it got its current name of 'Chew and Swallow Falls.' Plus, I have a craving for sardines.
Barb: A big part of how this town has food weather in the first place is thanks to an inventor named Flint Lockwood, who lives here. his girlfriend, Samantha Sparks, or 'Sam' for short, works as a meteorologist in the town.
Elsa: Hey, we actually are very close to where Flint and Sam's place is, would you like to meet them?
All the Loud kids said 'Yes!' with others adding...
Luna: I have a girlfriend who also called 'Sam'!
Lynn Jr: I would love to meet the inventor who can make it rain food!
Luan: I hope we get to the 'yolk' of it! (laughs) Get it? (the Loud kids groaned)
Lola: I hope his girlfriend dresses fashionably when she does the weather!
Elsa, Barb, and the Loud kids walked to the neighborhood, and down a street, to a house, where a port-a-potty was located...
Lana: (excited) Do Flint and Sam live in an outhouse?!
Elsa: (shakes her head) not exactly, Lana. Their house is over there. (points to the right direction) This is the entrance to their lab. Barb, would you please put me down gently?
The ape gently put the monster woman down on the ground, then Elsa knocked on the port-a-potty door, and it immediately opened...
Elsa: Well, come on, kids.
Elsa and the loud children stepped into the port-a-potty, and immediately, they were whisked away, into a tube that leads through a school bus underground, after which, they found themselves in a laboratory...
Lisa: I must say, going in a outhouse, which leads to a laboratory, is pretty impressive.
Male Voice: Why, thanks. It's great to hear that from a kid.
The Louds looked forward to see... that Flint and Sam were standing in the same room with them...
Leni: Oh, you guys must be Flint and Sam!
Flint: That's right!
Sam: You bet!
Lynn Jr.: Flint, Barb told us you had a part in why food weather works in this town. What kind of device does that? Flint brought out a small computer rocket, called the FDLSMDR, (Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator) and explained how it came to be...
Flint: It happened with one of my inventions that proved to be a success: the FDLSMDR! It can rain any kind of food you want! All you would have to do is tell me the food you want, then I type it into the machine, and then it would fall from the sky into the town. But, when I kept doing it day after day, I found out that the machine was overloading thanks to using it constantly... an certain event happened where the whole world could had been destroyed.
Sam: We had to travel into a food cove to stop the machine from causing more harm. It actually was a spray-on device that flint had with him that helped us defeat the food cove.
Flint: It wasn't over yet. Everyone had to leave the island because of the food mess that the cove had caused. During that point, I met a former idol of mine who I had Thought wanted to work with me, but he only wanted my invention to rule over the world.
Sam: And that is where our friend Barb came in. She used to work as the assistant for Flint's idol, until she found out that he was doing the wrong thing. Plus, I saw how he mistreated her. Anyway, I convinced Barb to join our side. She was the one who convinced everyone in Chew and Swallow Falls to elect Elsa as our new mayor!
The Loud children turned to the monster woman, who sported a smile, and nodded...
Elsa: It's true. After I graduated from finishing school, I went to look for a new passion in my life. As the daughter of Frankenstein's monster, I thought I would only get a good job because I'm related to someone famous, so, I had one of my best friends, Sibella, help braid my hair, and then, I chose to go to college, where I graduated with a doctorate in politics!
The Louds were amazed, then Lynn Jr. replied, 'Wait, do you mean Sibella Dracula?'
Elsa: Yes, she's a vampire. Do you know her?
Lincoln: Yeah! We met her a short time ago, she came to the high school of my oldest sisters, and gave a speech there that inspired everybody.
Luna: She was a teacher of a university in Transylvania, then she became the principal of a gifted school!
Elsa: (astonished, chuckles a bit) Yep, I knew Sibella had the 'fangs' to become successful!
Sam: I've been the weather town's meteorologist since the food weather started here. I give reports on what food comes down. The great food that rains down here could be anything from cheeseburgers, pizza, ice cream, and pie!
The Loud children licked their lips at the mention of food. Elsa replied, 'Okay, kids, let's leave these two to do their work.' Everyone waved goodbye to Flint and Sam, to which they both waved, with Sam replying, 'Come back and visit us again sometime!'
Elsa, Barb, and the loud children then walked back to the small empty area they first met at...
Barb: Well, everybody, that's the end of the tour! (she puts Elsa down on the ground)
Elsa: We hope you saw the most important stuff in Chew and Swallow Falls.
Luan: We certainly did!
Lincoln: We might come back here again! I have to ask flint to rain a favorite food of mine!
Elsa: Well, me and barb would be happy if you came to visit again.
Lola: That would be lovely, Elsa.
Barb: Do you kids need to get a ride home?
Lana: Thank you, Barb, but we get have a way to get back home.
Barb: Okay, then, if you're sure.
The monster woman and ape said goodbye to the Loud children, and walked away. Before the Louds could go home, something amazing happened...
Continues in next chapter...