Chapter 3

I'm not particularly happy with this chapter, but it is needed. I hope you somehow enjoy it.

My TARDIS had reminded me that I need to visit earth, when Rose died and became The Widow, I made my TARDIS remind me every year to visit earth. The reason for this is that earth gets in trouble so frequently that I definitely need to visit, and as I find it one of the most basic planets in this universe, I won't exactly go sightseeing there.

I open my TARDIS' door and find myself in London, given the fact that there are Zeppelin above the city it is the 21st century.

Lovely I get to visit my least favourite earth century. The Great Doctor would just guess the year, but I The Widow know that with the simple act of picking up a newspaper you can immediately have significantly more informed. The newspaper says that it is the 5th of April 2010. Often, the best way to find out what the trouble is, is just to walk around the city.

After a few hours of wandering I see vets clinic with plasma coils under it so I promptly go inside. The Great Doctor would probably have stolen a dog and gone inside and tried to pretend that he was John Smith and bean really conspicuous. I on the other hand, actually know how to blend in, so I simply slipped into the room and blended into the shadows.

It may seem unlikely that I could blend into shadows, but it is something that I have had to learn that skill, and the fact that I wear black certainly helps. From the shadows I could just observe, there were several people in the waiting room. There was a young woman holding a baby with a dog on her lap, a middle age man with a lizard in cage, and an old woman with a hairless cat. There were a few trainee vets in the room, one of which was taking fiercely into her phone.

Suddenly, (and unsurprisingly to me who knew about the plasma coils) the rain outside started going upwards and we were transported to the moon.

Everyone started panicking and I stepped out of the shadows, the trainee that was talking on her phone jumped and asked me where I came from. I shoot her a withering stair and say "What's your name" "Marta, Marta Bones," she answered.

3 cylindrical ships landed on the moon, the Judoon.

"Okay Marta, well those are the Judoon, they are hear to find the criminal alien"

Marta looks at me like I am crazy, "Aliens, really aliens,"

"Yes" I say as if I am talking to a toddler, "A criminal alien"

The Judoon march into the Vet Clinic, I slip into the shadows again and start shooting them as soon as they take off their helmets. Marta looked at me, clearly terrified as I stepp back into the light. I can't care less, she is a human, kind and innocent, blissfully unaware of the hardships of the universe, if she hates me, if she is scared of me that is good, she won't ask to travel with me, and thus she will stay innocent and pure still blissfully unaware of the evil I see everyday.

All in all gering the Vey clinic back to earth was easy. Step one, I found the criminal alien (the old woman with the hairless cat) shot her, Step two I got on the Judoon ships, Step three I reversed the h2o scoop, step four get back to my TARDIS.

All in all a very easy day, far too easy, I didn't even have to save the planet, just a vet clinic.

I am The Widow

I am the Immortal Woman

I am the Killer of Evil

I am the Saviour of The Universe

And There's No One I Hate More Then The Doctor

Yes, Marta Bones was this universe Martha Jones. I hope the adaptation of Smith and Jones was okay, honestly the only reason that I put this chapter in is so that you could see Roses, sorry, The Widows attitude has changed since the doctor left her for the second time at Bad Wolf Bay. I honestly hate this chapter and think it is really badly written but okay.

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