On the beach of Monster Island, the Aliens and Earth Defenders sat behind a giant fold up table, Gojira between both the factions with the usual annoyed look on his face.

He sighed before blandly huffing out, "Alright, today is particularly special... apparently we have fans, whatever the hell those are, who wish to... gift us with questions."

"Quite a lively start." Gigan sarcastically muttered to Megalon.

She quirked a brow. "What do you expect?"

"Shut the fuck up!" Gojira roared, making them flinch before he turned back to the camera. "Anyway, we're going to answer them." Then he muttered distastefully. "Let's get this shit over with."


After seeing a male for the first time, do you think there are other males out there.


The Kaiju Girls had various reactions, Orga being the first to say, "Gojira is anomalous. We have never encountered a male Kaiju before... I personally doubt there are more, though the possibility shouldn't be completely ruled out."

"Yeah, on that we agree." Said Godzilla as she folded her arms. "Though, let's hope he's the only one. He's enough as it is."

The Kaiju Girls, save for Mothra and Junior, nodded at that. Gojira rolled his eyes


Gojira, any hobbies?


"Sleeping, training, and eating." Gojira answered blandly.

Everyone gave him a deadpan stare Gigan gave him a deadpan stare and said in an equally deadpan tone, "They said hobbies."

Gojira growled, "And killing the worthless."

"I can get behind the last one at least." Queen Ghidorah muttered.


What do you think of Goji, Mothra?


Mothra smiled. "He's rough around the edges, but he means well."

""Whale shit!"" The Kaiju Girls roared, including Junior.

Gojira scoffed. "Whatever, you glorified bug."


Any favorite places to relax at, Rodan?


"Volcano's in Mexico are fantástica." Rodan said with a smile. "Hell, Volcano's in general are nice."


Any favorite positions, Mothra?


Mothra immediately covered Junior's ears to her aggravation and said, "Sixty nine."

"Mothra!?" Godzilla hissed as everyone, except Gohira, laughed.

"I don't get it." Said the male.


How do you feel when the girls tease you, Goji.


"Annoyed as all hell." Gojira growled.

Anguirus sarcastically said, "Tell us how you really feel."

"I do that all the time," Gojira let with a mixture of sigh and growl. "It still isn't enough."


Gojira, what's your happiest memory.


"My time with... someone special." Gojira said very softly, getting shocked looks from the Kaiju Girls.

"Who!?" Junior asked out of then all.

And he said, "No!"


Would Gojira think of having Queen Ghidorah as a possible partner? Even if you don't see it except for reasons, they both look a lot alike and they seem like a great couple.


"In what fucking universe!?" Gojira immediately roared, his dorsal plates glowing. "To answer your worthless question, no, never, I'll wear her spine as a belt, as they call it, before that happens!"

Queen Ghidorah retorted with, "Get fucked, malodorous male lizard!"

"It won't be by you though." Giggled Anguirus.

"Shut your mouth!" The space dragon hissed.

Meanwhile, Mothra coughed into her hand. The premonitions were truly strong.


Gojira and Ghidorah, if they both had a baby, would that baby raise him to be the most powerful future Kaiju or would they let him go more lightly like Godzilla with Junior and how do you think he would look more like Gojira or Ghidora?


"What!?" Gojira rubbed his temples. "Grrr... to humor you, she would not raise them."

"Excuse you!?" Hissed Queen Ghidorah.

"They would be raised... with care. I wouldn't have my child, even if they were part that," He said while jabbing a thumb at Queen Ghidorah, "raised like a weapon. They would be my child first and foremost. I'd protect with my life... I'd see to their care and happiness."

That got some perplexed stares from the Kaiju Girls, even Queen Ghidorah who had a mixture of that and anger at his words. Queen Caesar simply muttered, "Damn."


Gojira, have you never thought of having a more relaxed attitude in this world? Since the truth is that you have no one to fight with that forces you to draw your true power and there is no reason to be so hostile.


"I have a reason to not be hostile?" Gojira asked him a snarl.

"True power!?" Queen Ghidorah hissed. "You tall, scaly cur! Are you holding out on me!?"

"More importantly, on me!?" Asked Godzilla.

Gojira rolled his eyes then turned to Godzilla, "You require more training," Then Queen Ghidorah, "And I can literally tear you in half. Want me to show you?"

"I do." Said Mecha. Queen Ghidorah promptly shocked her.


To Godzilla and Gojira, if now Gojira would fight, would he win as easily as he did the first time and if he did, he would become the new alpha of the Kaiju here? (Technically for defeating Ghidorah it should be from the aliens) I also think that Gojira still wins since he has years of fighting since he was even younger than Junior I think and Godzilla has not had a real battle in his life and even when he had the help of all his fellow Kaiju, all of them basically lost to Gojira being alone.


"She'd lose." Gojira immediately answered.

"Hey, don't dismiss me! And shut the hell up, space witch!" Godzilla growled, further angered by Queen Ghidorah's laughter. "Also, you fought when you were younger than Junior?"

"My life is marked by constant life or death struggle." He rumbled, getting some very intrigued looks. "None of you wouldn't last where I came from."

"And you came from where?" Queen Caesar asked.

Gojira snorted out some black smoke. "Don't worry about it."


Junior, if you fight against the possible offspring of Gojira and Ghidorah, do you think you would win? Since being a hybrid of the two most powerful Kaiju species, I don't see many possibilities for you?


"I'd win." Junior said confidently. "I'd have the experience of age."

Queen Ghidorah rolled her eyes. "Not against my offspring."

"That doesn't matter as we will never breed." Gojira growled, scowling at Queen Ghidorah.

"Well, I could -" Orga stopped as Gojira snarled at her. "Ah, mevermind."


So... When will Gojira stop being a Tsundere and actually express how much he cares for Mothra and Junior?


"I could watch the moth die in a fire!" Gojira shouted.

"And Junior." Mothra asked sweetly.

Gojira's eye twitched and he cracked his knuckles. "In fact, let me demonstrate!"

"Like hell!" Snarled Godzilla.


How do all the kaiju girls feel about Gojira so far?


"He's an angry asshole, enough said." Immediately stated Godzilla, her friends nodding.

Queen Ghidorah folded her arms and scowled. "Hmph, he doesn't understand proper respect."

"He's... frightening." Megalon muttered, Gigan and Orga nodding.

"But he's not all bad. He has his moments." Said Mothra. Reluctantly, Godzilla and Junior nodded.

Gojira gave them a simple, "Whatever."


Hey, Jr. On a scale of 0%-100%, what do you think your chances of being Gojira are by the end of the next arc?


"I'd say fifty percent." Junior stated proudly.

Gojira quirked a brow. "Oh?"

"Mhm." She gave Gojira a challenging glare. "My power is only growing."

"You still have a lot to learn." He rumbled.


Will Gojira ever open up to the girls and tell them all about is past ?


"No... I won't." Gojira said calmly... eerily calmly. Enough that it warranted silence.


Godzilla, what kind of men do you like to date.


Godzilla narrowed her eyes. "I would never date a human. They're not practical and certainly not worth my time."

This got nods from several other Kaijus.

Godzilla then mumbled, "Plus, I'm taken."


What if there's a Hollow Earth and there's males inside it?


The Kaiju Girls all looked at each other and Godzilla said, "Hollow Earth?"

"That'd be pretty crazy." Anguirus chuckled.

Orga muttered, "We should've done more scans."

Mothra coughed into her hand, "If there was... there wouldn't be any males."

Megalon made a mental note, 'Avoid digging too deep.'


Gojira, what type of asses do you like?


Gojira's eye twitched, especially as he felt the Kaiju Girl's eyes on him. "Why would I ever think about such a thing... are we done yet!?"

Anguirus chuckled and moved up to pat him on the shoulder. "Come on, Mudak answer."

"No!" Gojira roared.

"Honesty is best policy." Mothra advised

Gojira shouted to the heavens, "Why is everyone and everything so strange!?"

XXXXX

"Well, that's all for now, thank goodness." Kajiu Girls begin waving their varied goodbyes. "And hopefully forever. Bye, insects. I hope you all die."

Gojira promptly flipped the camera off.