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Machine Dragon Nero: Maybe introduce UltraWoman. It only feels fair, but at the same time, I have a lot of Kaiju to use/work with. We'll see, hehe.
Guest: "Heard"? You mean you looked at my AN right? I like the Kaiju (Godzilla/Kong/Pacific Rim/ Gamera/etc) fandom a lot, just not really into the Kaiju Girls comic one. Anyway, Yep, slow burn romance in progress, hehe.
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"Drive, drive, for the love of god, drive faster!" Randy shouted as Monique put the pedal to the metal on the motorcycle, the giant Jamaican monster beauty right on their heels, her red eyes glaring down at the humans.
"This thing doesn't come with a nitro boost!" Shouted Monique as the monster was getting closer. Too close.
Just as it seemed like her claws would clamp down on them, the monster rose her head in the air and sniffed around before zeroing in on the closest town to them. She growled and licked her luscious lips before starting to stomp her way towards it, the group pretty much forgotten at this point, "Grryyyaaargh!"
Nick was the first to say, "Shit! We just led her to an all you can eat buffet!"
"At least we're not on the menu, we've got time to fix this, yeah!?" Asked Elsie.
"Come on!" Shouted Nick as he began to drive to the town, Monique right behind him.
"What the hell are we gonna do!?" Shouted Randy, looking between his boss and the monster.
"What we can!" Nick answered.
The town was immediately thrown into chaos from the approach of the monster as she stomped over, people chaotically running all over the place like scattering ants, screaming and crying out for the fear of their lives. The monster paid them no mind until she felt explosives hit her in the back and she roared in aggravation. Not pain, just aggravation.
Above her, attack helicopters began to swarm and shoot at her with napalm and explosives.
"Boogie identified as Cretaceous Rex Confirmed! Aim for the soft parts!" Shouted the leading chopper, firing at her face.
"Targets locked on, ma'am!" Shouted a chopper, barely avoiding a wild swing.
"Engage!" The commander shouted.
The choppers fired, mostly at her face, breasts, and a few even shots even going rather low. The monster, dubbed Cretaceous Rex, immediately crouched low and protected most of herself with her shell.
The attacks did nothing and Cretaceous Rex immediately retaliated with a sudden tar blast from her mouth that shot forth like a super powered geyser. a few choppers were hit and went down. The Choppers broke off and Cretaceous Rex roared while she kept moving forward.
The scientist crew made it down to the town just as the Kaiju Girl made it to her target. She licked her lips as a crew of construction workers below her screamed in terror.
"No!" Shouted Nick as he sped up ahead of Monique.
"No, slow down!" Monique told him, "What will you even-"
Cretaceous Rex immediately brought her jaws down… on the cement. She started to dig into it like a child eating candy from a piñata, scooping it up and letting the workers flee with their lives.
Nick came to a complete stop and Monique stopped by him, the group watching as the Kaiju Girl preyed upon the poor under-construction ground. Considering the way she was humming happily as she ate, this took away some sense of agency, just a tiny bit for the group to talk.
Randy was the first to speak, "The cement? Thought she was a seafood type of lady? Or a chick who had a thing for protien."
"The tar," muttered Nick, "She's after that. It's tar she's after… at least at the moment."
Over them, the choppers were moving in to capitalize on this moment of vulnerability and fired at her. Cretaceous Rex immediately rolled over as she munched away and blocked them again, save for a few that hit her leg, which stung.
She growled and finished up the last of her tar as a few armored jeeps were moving in, "Graargh!"
"I have an idea. Randy, we're switching partners," Nick told him.
"Wait, why?" Asked Randy as he quickly looked between Elsie and Monique. He was kind of happy in his position.
"Get off," Monique immediately ordered him and he did as he was told. Soft French laced voice or not, the woman could have quite the commanding tone with that smoothness.
Nick immediately hopped on and said, "Drive towards the construction zone. We're gonna take miss crab cakes for a ride."
"Excuse me?" Asked Monique.
"Drive, agent," Nick told her.
Monique narrowed her eyes, "You better have a good plan," with that, she drove off.
Leaving Elsie and Randy alone, "So, are just spectators now?" Asked the latter.
"I'm not complaining," Muttered Elsie as she watched Cretaceous Rex grab chopper with her tentacle hair and throw it into another. The jeeps began firing and she turned to them next, "And hey, Kaiju wise? Things could definitely be worse."
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Gojira snorted and folded his arms, "So, you just want to bathe together?"
"No, we're just having a light sauna together," Anguirus corrected him, pouring some water into a small lava pool they found in an even more remote part of the island, "Something to help relax you… never seems like just lying in the sun does much for you."
"Well, when you have constant interruptions, it certainly doesn't help," Gojira curtly replied as he leaned back in his pool.
Anguirus let out a short breath and started getting naked herself. It felt odd to be suddenly put off by this. She's been in this position before, but her feelings were odd. Something about what Junior said combined with Gojira's more soft side emerging.
"Hey, are you coming in too? Or have I finally managed to drive you off?" Asked Gojira, snapping her from her thoughts. Again, a small joking sting, not a malicious jab or a prickly attitude.
Anguirus smirked, now in her full birthday suit, and replied, "I've been tolerating you this long haven't I?"
She went in, sighing in contentment as she soaked in the lava, steam around them from the water they poured in for a few minutes. She glanced towards Gojira and noticed how he closed his eyes, completely sat back, and immersed himself in relaxation. Maybe she was reading too much into this, that's what she told herself, but she also felt like he was truly comfortable being more… vulnerable near them.
Anguirus looked away for a brief moment before turning to Gojira and saying, "hey, Mudak?"
Gojira mumbled, deciding not to enunciate any words rather than just make sounds. The lava sauna felt great.
Anguirus chuckled and asked, even moving the equivalent of an inch towards him while she did so, "What happened… between you and Rodan?" She noticed the slight twitch on Gojira's face, "ever since that night, you and Rodan have been kind of awkward. More so her, but you get the point. Come on Mudak, what's up?"
Gojira was silent. He was initially thinking of just saying his usual response, but the moment he held back in it, that's when it hit him. He could do that or… maybe say something else? Maybe the truth? But why start now? It's not like he's ever considered that…
Gojira sighed while Anguirus refrained from saying anything until Gojira spoke first. And he did, "Look Kickball… what do you think happened?"
"I know you two fought. We all do. How could we not?" Anguirus told him with some exaggerated arm movements, "You guys were literally blasting each other. Not like anyone thought you fell down a cliff."
Gojira scoffed, figuring that was the case. "She picked a good time, that was for sure."
"But there's clearly more to it," She continued, folding her arms under her bare chest, "Fighting is one thing, but I can sniff out clues. Something else happened. And it's not just you giving me clues."
"So… Rodan tipped you off on what she did?" He asked her cautiously.
"Not exactly. But now I know she did something else," Anguirus said with a cheeky shit eating grin. Gojira quickly realized what he fell for and cursed. He still wasn't for these types of conversations. Technically any, but especially this. Anguirus went on, "So what was it?"
Gojira gave her a small side glare and growled for a sec before deciding it wasn't worth it, especially here. Sure, he could just walk off, but she would follow and pester him. He grunted and decided to speak.
But Anguirus beat him to it, "Blyat, I'm sorry, Mudak. Forget I brought it up."
"Huh?" Gojira replied.
"I ruined the mood. I asked you here to hang out, not the usual interaction. Don't get used to me saying it but, I'm sorry," Anguirus elaborated, rubbing the back of her head and inching away.
Gojira gave her a perplexed look before looking down. That was unexpected and a welcomed change. Still, he figured he could maybe he could try out some truth. He took a breath then turned to face her completely, "Anguirus," that made her face him too, "Do you know what a kiss is?"
Anguirus narrowed her eyes, went eyed, narrowed them, and went wide eyed again, her jaw slightly going slack, "Did you two do that?"
Gojira was gauging and this. He asked, "Is it a big deal?"
Anguirus slapped herself out of it and told him, "Depends on who you ask," in a low tone. "So, she kissed you?"
"Yes." Gojira answered and Anguirus was shocked. Though she would've been far more shocked if Gojira did it. She could not picture the guy being romantic in any sense. Not even in small gestures in private. Just at all.
Anguirus recovered and asked, "Did she possibly ever say why? Do you know why?"
"She told me I have Kaiju that care for me, that's all," Gojira told her.
Anguirus nodded, putting on an air of calm while internally she was a whirlwind of confusion. All of this was new metaphorical territory. She had to wonder exactly why Rodan would do that. She never did romantic moves that to anyone else, so why Gojira?
Then Anguirus took a moment to look at Gojira. She still wondered the same thing but, she could understand his appeal outside his antisocial behavior, especially for Rodan. And maybe herself. He could be fun to hang around, to mess with, he was an admirable Kaiju, and for someone who didn't call you a friend, he did look out for others.
They know about how Gojira pretty much bailed Queen Ghidorah out. And the way he always wanted to help Junior and Godzilla was touching to see, if odd at first.
There was more to him, she could just feel it. And she wanted to know.
Anguirus moved closer to him, her chest nearly touching him and she asked, "Gojira, I have to know. What do you think of us?"
Gojira narrowed his eyes, "You care?"
"Wouldn't be asking if I didn't," Anguirus told him bluntly with a shrug.
Gojira let out a low rumble and had to think for a moment. As he did so, he mumbled, "I could be out fighting right now."
Anguirus snorted a small bit of laughter, "It's easier right?"
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"Merde!" Shouted Monique as she and Nick immediately got out of the truck. Cretaceous Rex immediately went and picked them up, slurping down huge slabs of the tar cement from the tanks. They had led the beasts to the port and away from the rest of the town. This was as far as they could get from her.
"Are they crazy!?" Shouted Audrey as she and her cameraman watched those two barely make it out, Elsie and Randy beside them.
"No, all this is totally sane!" Snapped Victor as he filmed, subtly moving the camera up Cretaceous Rex's legs.
"So now what!?" Asked Elsie as the two made their way towards the group.
Nick answered her, "Two things! We brought the people some more time and -"
"Skreoooongk!" Another monster rose from the ocean, one that dwarfed Cretaceous Rex and that monster was Godzilla! She immediately locked her sights on the other monster who froze and roared again, an alpha roar, "Skreeooooongk!"
Everyone turned towards the Queen of the Monsters, though Victor kept glancing at Cretaceous Rex's legs while keeping the camera on Godzilla. They were seeing her in person and only the more hardened of the military didn't freeze up.
Cretaceous Rex was briefly taken aback before throwing down the trucks and responding as many monsters before her have, "Gyyaaargh!"
The monsters quickly waded through the water to engage in close combat, circling and snarling at each other before Cretaceous Rex made the first move, lunging at Godzilla with her jaws snapping for her face.
A move Godzilla easily read and moved to the side before glocking her opponent on the side of her face, dazing her before smacking her across the face with her tail, sending her stumbling back backwards towards the ocean until she fell.
But Cretaceous Rex had moves of her own and her tentacles shot out, grabbing Godzilla by her hands before pulling her under with her.
Victor chuckled and blurted out, "My money is on miss crab cake, you?"
"Are you nuts, definitely scalie mama for me," Randy replied, eager for some easy dough.
"You're on," Victor told him.
"Seriously?" Asked Audrey.
"Right? I'm with Randy on this," Said Elsie, giving Victor a perplexed look.
Underwater, the monsters continued their brawl, Godzilla putting her heels on Cretaceous Rex's face and pushing, removing herself from the monster's grasp.
"What are you!?" Growled Cretaceous Rex with a thick Caribbean accent.
"Back at you!" Godzilla growled at her. Needless to say, she was still not in a good mood.
Cretaceous Rex heaved and fired a jet of black tar at Godzilla's face. The Queen managed to block with her arms at the last minute, but some of it still reached her face and some even in her eyes.
Godzilla quickly wiped it off, but she was left open long enough for Cretaceous Rex to get in a right and left hook on Godzilla's face, forcing her back. The mutant smirked and threw a third, but Godzilla caught the third punch before biting down on her arm.
Cretaceous Rex screeched in pain as Godzilla twirled around, scraping her against the seafloor, before throwing her away, landing her against a beach topside.
Everyone whistled and Randy said, "Man do I love easy pay."
"Uh huh," Victor was more so focusing on Cretaceous Rex at the moment.
Godzilla was about to rush in until she sensed Zilla's approach and turned to the other mutant as she sped towards her with the power of a jet, "That's mine, blubber thighs!"
Zilla's fist crashed right against Godzilla's cheek and sent her back, almost crashing. Godzilla immediately recovered and snarled, charging back at her to retaliate with a powerful punch that Zilla barely managed to block with her forearms. She was rattled, but hardly deterred. They both then roared, ""Skreooongk!""
"That was two," Muttered Nick. Rather than blurt out it was Zilla, he said, "there's more than one here."
"What?" Asked Randy and Nick narrowed his eyes at him, making him say, "O-oh, well, doesn't sound like the guy or the kid."
"Another Godzilla!" Shouted Victor, "Just how many are there!?"
"Too damn many," Muttered Elsie.
That's when both Zilla and Godzilla rose from the water, Zilla holding onto Godzilla in a chokehold, or rather trying to, as Godzilla held her up. Audrey and Victor's jaws dropped.
As for Cretaceous Rex, upon seeing the two clashing zillas, decided to say, "Nope. Not worth it," and immediately ran off into the ocean.
Randy noticed and gently reached into Victor's pocket to take his money, "Ey, thanks buddy."
"All choppers stay on standby!" The commander shouted, "We'll clean up what's left!"
Godzilla managed to reach behind her and throw Zilla off before the smaller monster grabbed her by her shirt and pulled her down, both hissing and roaring throughout their scrap.
Nick, despite the façade he had to put up around Audrey and Victor, couldn't help but sigh and bury his face into his palms as he came upon the sight, taking a tiny moment to glance at Monique. She was less than pleased with the sight herself.
This would definitely complicate matters.
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"You're all mentally taxing," Gojira finally began, "since I came here, you nosey lot have always tried my patience and the only reason I don't snap at you is because of the alien and human menace."
"Mhm," Anguirus was not surprised nor hurt to hear this. That was easy as hell to read, even for the illiterate.
"And this whole concept of your little pack mentality both perplexes and annoys me… and maybe fills me with some other emotion," He continued to explain, slowing down as he had to keep processing the words to say.
"Positive ones?" Anguirus asked him.
After a brief pause, he gave her a long, "Yes," as the full realization slowly dawned on him as he vocalized it, "this hasn't been an entirely unwelcome experience. Even hanging with you all."
"Despite us not being Godzilla and Junior," Snarked Anguirus with a small knowing smirk.
"Exactly. Odd isn't it?" Gojira rhetorically asked as he folded his arms and began to stroke his chin.
"I think it's called growing, Mudak," Anguirus chortled, "I have to admit, you grew on us too." She moved closer to him and now they were touching, "You're really not a bad Kaiju. Especially when you don't let all that hatred and rage get the best of you."
"Well," Gojira was at a loss of words. Another intimate interaction, he had a feeling that's what this was. That was even more solidified by Anguirus putting her hand on his chest, "I personally don't think that's the case."
"You don't need to," Anguirus told him in a softer tone, "Listen and understand. We care about you. Especially Godzilla and Junior. You've done a lot in a short time span. And you make things interesting. And me personally? I… like that." She chuckled.
"What have I even really done?" Gojira asked her in a low tone.
"Fought for our home, played with us, kicked alien queen ass, kicked human ass, though you went way overboard with one," She gave him a light glare as she said that before smiling again, "And you beat me at an eating contest. That's nearly impossible!"
"You may have some priorities mixed up," Gojira deadpanned.
"Da, da, but aside from all that, I want to know more about you. You interest me and I don't just mean the secrets," Anguirus told him, not sure if she should say he did the same for a few obvious others. Maybe it was best for both of them to just let the others come out.
It felt odd thinking about what Rodan might say about this. Like, really odd.
"I see… why are you coming so close?" Asked Gojira, not moving from his spot.
Anguirus let out a deep breath and reached her hand towards him before gently taking him by his head and pulling him down. Neither one was hesitant and Gojira merely awaited for what Anguirus would do.
Slowly Anguirus closed her eyes. Then, she smooched him.
After that, she slowly backed away from him. They just stood there silently until they both moved back to their original relaxed positions. Just sitting there and letting the lava sauna do its magic. Or at least try to.
The awkward tension was as thick as Gojira's pecs and Anguirus' rear.
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Zilla landed bottom first on the beach before hissing and burrowing away into the ground as Godzilla fired her atomic breath. Godzilla immediately began looking around, surprised she could do that in the first place and understanding what she could pull thanks to years with Anguirus.
"Up here, lardo!" A rock hit the back of Godzilla's head and atop the cliff was Zilla, holding another rock and looking down at her with a sneer, "Didn't I say I was the improved you!?" She threw the other and Godzilla ducked.
"Yeah and I still need proof!" Godzilla growled, dorsal plates glowing as she was about to fire another shot. Zilla Came down, looking to score a hammer kick on Godzilla's head, but the bigger Kaiju Girl jumped and knocked Zilla away with a tail strike that brought her crashing rather close towards the port. Zilla groaned and struggled a little to get up, leaving her open for another attack.
"Skreeeee!" Everyone heard that and Godzilla was the first to turn towards the source of Mothra's call.
She looked back at the down Zilla and snarled, "That's twice you get lucky, knockoff," before heading back to sea.
That left Zilla alone with the populace. "Alright, boys! Just one left!"
"Hold your fire! She's leaving too!" Shouted the commander as they watched her dive back into the ocean.
Everyone let out sighs and cheers of relief. Nick raised Zilla well enough, that's what he told himself at least. The other's most likely couldn't disagree with that thought entirely. While she seemed to struggle with Kaiju socializing, she was smart enough not to antagonize humans.
And the military most likely had some new policies thanks to the One Day Kaiju War. That one was already in the history books.
Anyway, with Cretaceous Rex at least driven off, that meant the populace of Jamaica could rest easier. The problem lied in where she went off to. And why was Godzilla and Mothra here?
"Everyone come on," Nick immediately glared at Audrey and Victor, "Except you two. I think you've got more than enough for good ratings."
"More like the rest of my life," Victor replied, rubbing the back of his head.
"As long as there's a Kaiju related story, I'll still breathe to report about it," Audrey said as she folded her arms.
"Famous last words," Muttered Elsie as she folded her arms.
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"You see that," Monique pointed at the file, "cross it out. Now."
"No," Nick told her, "Consider it on hold, but it's not out," he kept his face on the monitor and typed, not looking Monique in the eyes.
At least not until she forcefully slammed down his laptop, almost getting those fingers of his. Nick glared back at her and she said, "No, your social experiment is denied."
"They never even brought their fight towards the people! They scared off Cretaceous Rex and we don't even know the full story!" Nick told her.
"But we've seen enough!" Monique barked back, "They clearly antagonize each other!" She rubbed her temple and briefly composed herself before she said, "Nick… she is not a child. She is not your child."
"I know that," Nick told her tensely.
"Right," Her doubt was thick in her tone, "but you also she's a Kaiju. They fight. And when they fight, they're the most dangerous thing on the planet… no, scratch that, galaxy."
"At least," Nick took a deep breath and started again, "At least let her explain what happened tonight. Something this big needs full context."
There was a long pause as Monique stared deep into Nick's eyes before she gave her final answer, "Fine," and then she walked out of the room.
Nick glanced at the door and noticed everyone outside, pretending they weren't listening in. He sighed and opened his laptop to resume typing in more data for Cretaceous Rex, or at least what they could get. They could start tracking her tomorrow morning if need be. For now, the crew needed all the rest they could get, especially Craven, though judging from his complaints and pacing, he was fine.
A tap of the window got his attention and he turned to see Zilla outside, waving at him with an excited look on her slightly bruised face. He put on a warm smile and opened the window, "Hey dad!"
"Hey to you too! How's your uh, face?" Nick mentally kicked himself for that. He could've asked in a better way.
"All good. I showed that saggy relic a thing or two," Zilla flexed her right arm for emphasis, "She only got a few lucky shots in before she ran off. I totally would have beaten her and little miss crab cakes.
"Oh good, you've returned," Said Monique as she walked between her and Nick on the deck, talking in a sweet tone, "Perhaps you could fill us in on what exactly happened."
"Sure thing, frenchie," Zilla went under and during that brief moment, Monique gave Nick a deadpan stare for her little nickname for Monique.
He just shrugged and made his way to the illuminated deck to where the crew was, all sitting down and ready to hear Zilla out, especially Monique.
Zilla surfaced and said, "Hey guys! What happened to the big nerd?"
"Mendel, Dr. Craven, Mendel Craven, anything other than that," Sighed Mendel, rubbing his forehead.
"Whiny nerd," Zilla said happily after snapping her fingers. Mendel deflated and leaned back in his seat.
"Just please tell us what happened," He groaned, Randy and Elsie snickering at Zilla teasing him.
Zilla hummed, "Okay, well…"
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"Ew, what the hell is that?" Asked Junior before poking at the beaten, bruised, and hog tied Cretaceous Rex. Mothra and Godzilla arrived back home later in the night with the former having tied up the mutant, the latter carrying her back.
"It looks like some cheap mutant. Slightly worse than you three," Queen Ghidorah pointed at Anguirus, Godzilla, and Gojira. All three gave her annoyed looks.
"Yet they kicked your ass and broke our ship," Muttered Gigan.
"Because you and the other goof goons here are incompetent," Queen Ghidorah pointed at her fellow aliens, making them grumble about "shitty leadership", "Whatever, what is this mollusk abomination?"
"No clue what her name is and it doesn't matter, this bitch was messing with the natural order so we bagged and tagged her," Godzilla answered, kicking Cretaceous Rex on her back.
"Godzilla," Mothra scolded as she landed.
"No, I had a bad day and someone's gonna know," Godzilla growled as she kicked Cretaceous Rex again, making her groan.
"This thing gave you a hard time?" Gojira asked her with an incredulous tone. Godzilla was able to focus on her bad mood and didn't get even a tiny bit flustered at Gojira proudly wearing what Junior and Godzilla made him.
"No… but I had an interesting encounter," Godzilla growled.
Everyone leaned in, ready to hear exactly what happened.