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"Me… you're asking me for help?" Anguirus had recently started picturing a moment like this where Gojira had finally relented and needed assistance just like Godzilla had to all those years ago. She just… pictured it happening way later on. Like fifty years later on. So she couldn't even act cool like she pictured in her mind, leaning on the tree and dipping some sweet shades.

"Don't get smug," Gojira growled before he took a deep breath, "this was a lot… so feel honored… Anguirus."

"And you called me by name again too!?" Anguirus dramatically gasped out as she leaned back like some swooning maiden in front of her king, though obviously to mock him, "Such high esteem this is to ask me of all Kaiju! Pechal' vo blago!"

"Will you do it or not! I'll only allow you to get so much pleasure from me!" Gojira hissed, not all liking these little jabs and pricks at his pride. Talking about doing it was hard, but actually doing this was so much harder. He'd rather bite into giant Man o Wars than do this.

Then there was the echoing scream of Godzilla that seemed to come out of the blue, birds scattering from her place on the island, "Aaaargh!"

Both Gojira and Anguirus were wide eyed, the latter muttering, "What the hell's up with her?"

"Ask her on your own time," Gojira Deadpanned, wanting to finally end this little discussion rather than just jump from the subject, "answer now!"

"Awfully pushy," Anguirus murmured, but she was still smirking, almost akin to Queen Caesar's Cheshire grin, then closed her eyes, "But… I think seeing this come from you is pretty damn astounding. So yeah, of course, Gojira. Besides, Godzilla and Mothra have been out a lot lately while we've just sat around and messed about. Gotta do something."

"Hrnn…" Gojira nodded and was about to walk off.

But Anguirus wouldn't let him slide off the hook so easily, "And you say?"

Gojira was almost frozen in place. Bitterly, like some angsty teen, he sighed out, "Thanks. Now get going."

Once she was sure he was out of ear shot, she couldn't help but chuckle to herself, doing her best not to hunch over from the laughter, "I swear, Tsun Tsun is in their DNA… welp, off to South America!"

As for Gojira, he couldn't help butter once she was out of ear shot, "what happened to me? I mean, asking for help? No, I should be commanding!"

Then he thought about the little… warmth he got within his chest when Anguirus smiled. Not smirked or smugly grinned, but he could see the genuineness in her. He felt it too, then begrudgingly muttered, "Ugh… maybe it isn't so terrible. Just can't make a habit of it is all. Yeah, that's it."

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As Anguirus waded into the water, Junior watched her go into the sunrise. She noticed that happy look on her face and wondered to herself, 'Its either Gojira related or Megalon finally relinquished full tunnel rights… definitely the former.'

"Yo, squirt!" Gently, Mechagodzilla landed next to Junior, "How ya Feelin', little niece?"

"I was smiling until you showed up-" Junior then processed what she said and quickly muttered, "What? Wait, roll it back, tin can, what in the fuckity fuck did you just call me!?"

"Hey, watch your mouth!" Mecha scolded her, wiggling her finger in front of her face, "just because Mothra and Godzilla aren't here doesn't mean you get to curse like a sailing Kaiju!"

"I can fucking swim," Junior narrowed her eyes at her, "and you, my metal menace, are most definitely not my aunt."

"Hurtful and incorrect," MechaGodzilla replied with a smug smirk, as if she has a groundbreaking reason to hit Junior with, which, in her mind, she did, "lemme enlighten you!"

"Please deactivate," Junior immediately told her, not believing this conversation was actually happening… actually, she shouldn't be now that she thought about it.

"Ya see, I'm your mom's mechanical sister by the nature of my design. Her cool older sister with more stuff," Mecha began with a whimsical smile.

Junior gawked before she sat up and stomped on the ground, "By what twisted logic!?"

"And with that revelation," Mecha drawled for emphasis, "You're my niece. And I, the fabulous MechaGodzilla, am your super cool aunt you visit on weekends when I'm not out buying sports cars… why the fuck would I need a sports car?" she muttered to her side.

Junior narrowed her eyes at the other odd behavior and huffed, "and who else are you talking to?"

"Anyway, weekends over kid, I gotta go talk with my mom about personal emotional issues maybe," Mecha shortly caught herself, clearing her throat before hurriedly saying, "which I don't have because I'm not some soft ass organic… no offense."

"Mecha, your voice alone offends me," Junior dryly remarks as she kicks away a rock, pretending it was a small version of Mecha.

After some brief hesitation, Mecha says, "I love you too," she then bends over to hug Junior and give her a kiss on the cheek.

And that mortified Junior, her heart freezing and she could practically feel her soul leave her body, "I'm… gonna tell mom you did that…" she backed away and sharply spun around on her heels, "after she pounds you into sheet metal we are to never speak again."

Mecha watches the child Kaiju walk away, somehow more robotically than her, before she harshly whispers at the tiny robot near her audio receptors, "Nigel, really, "I love you"? That's not cool to say."

"Sweetie, you only have a few millions, maybe a billion years at best," Nigel gently chastised, "make them count."

"Ugh, listen, I live by the tip of my tail," Mecha replied with a haughty huff, "Now shut that trap and tell me what else I need to do to fully integrate myself into Kaiju society before I go spill my mom's guts."

Nigel, despite the lack of facial features, gave Mecha a dry stare, "You mean spill your guts to your mom."

Mecha waved that off, murmuring, "My saying is better."

After Orga, next was Gojira. If she had nerves like the organics, they would be rattled by that one. But luckily, blind ignorance was one hell of a coolant. She would save him for later.

Mecha preferred the easy stuff over challenges any day.

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"Another attack!" Shouted the Generalissimo as he slammed his fists down on a table, scattering pieces that represented his troops and the monsters along with a few files here and there "La Gusana Gigante is getting bold! Which means we're clearly slacking!"

His advisors, men wearing more distinguished military suits, briefly whispered amongst each other until one spoke up, though judging from the way he nearly shook, it was clear he may say something his commander and chief would find… unsavory.

"Sir, we could," The gentleman around this particular soldier started sliding back a few inches as he gulped, "Ask the GDF-"

"No!" The Generalissimo slapped him so hard he fell to the ground and seemed as though he forgot where he was, "After what Gyozen pulled, the GDF is a fucking joke! And their scientist's allies or branch, or whatever the hell they are, are clearly little better!"

Someone else spoke, clearly more at ease with what they were about to state to the commander, while helping up the other man, "Well, Generalissimo… I think you'll be pleased to hear the shipment arrived not too long ago and it's already "wrapped up" for our little burrowing behemoth bitch."

"Now that is pleasing," The Generalissimo's neutral expression returned, clearly more ecstatic to hear this than anything else he's been hearing lately, but it was clear he was still tense, "Any word on the location?"

"Those scientists at least make good trackers," Another told him as he set the piece representing their Kaiju back down on the map, "right here along the border is where she will strike. And it will be at a prime ambush spot with little area to bore into if our Intel is correct."

"That's if she isn't a waterborne beast," Stated the man he previously slapped into next week, though he was even more keen on being conscious with his wording, "Even then we have no idea how far she can tunnel."

"It doesn't matter. What does matter is getting one good shot on her with the "present," and hopefully, we'll get to blast it right down her gullet," the Generalissimo chuckled darkly before snapping his fingers, "get the choppers and bring those scientists. If this doesn't work, they can scrounge up the data while I eat my damn hat."

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"What the hell is this?" Nick muttered as he took notes of all the readings, mainly the seismic ones, "I'm picking up two frequencies on the graph."

"Think it's another Kaiju Girl?" Monique asked him as she readied their gear. She didn't even turn to address their youngest colleague, "Randy, do not play aim with that or you're just getting the pistol again."

"I wasn't, I was just checking the scope!" He whined out while Craven let out a sigh of relief.

"Has to be. And judging from the width and length, it's not Zilla," Nick explained before his eyes narrowed, "it's not Megalon either… but worst case scenario, we have to deal with another Kaiju wreaking havoc. Maybe another Kaiju fight, minus the cameras."

"Oh, about that part…" Elise bemoaned as she pointed to the TV. Onscreen was everyone's favorite reporter, Audrey, reporting on the scene of a previous attack. There was a collective sigh around the room and Elise had to ask, "how the hell did she even get this far out? She's an international reporter too?"

"Guess some people like her a lot," Randy muttered, "she's easy on the eyes, but damn if she doesn't like getting too close to the action."

"And there's your answer," Nick warbled as he finished off the last of his coffee, "alright, let's go gang."

"Lead the way, Freddy," Monique dryly told, allowing a little humor to slip from her usual self.

Elise, glancing at Randy and Craven, couldn't help but stir the pot, and ask, "If he's Freddy, who's Scooby?"

""Him,"" Both Randy and Craven answered before they shot glares at each other, ""what!?""

Nick couldn't help but snort out, "Sounds about right."

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Anguirus could feel it, she was in South America, and nearing the underground of the Amazon where she believed she was feeling some light seismic activity. Rather rare considering there weren't too many Kaiju that liked to dick around out here rather than relax, if any. And that's where the scientists should be around.

She popped her head up the ground with the goal of disturbing as little as possible to make sure and she was correct. The Amazon and all its great, green, leafy glory.

Now that she thought about it, Mothra and Godzilla did mention some issues going on around the area, but that was pretty much it. Now that she thought about it, it had to be this Kaiju that was up to no good and causing more issues. And who better to take down a tunneler than another tunneler?

Anguirus of course!

She was tired of sitting on the side lines and not doing anything. She was Anguirus, the unstoppable and the unmovable! And what kind of friend would she be if she always just sat and watched while Godzilla or hell, even Gojira at this point, did all the heavy lifting. Not on her watch.

"Hyyyiiiiii!"

Anguirus couldn't help but, "pfft," at that weak roar and decided right there, "Time to start getting back on my Kaiju Grind and show those humans we're not on such bad terms. One tail whipping coming right up, rolly and spiky style!"

And she dove back into the earth and rushed over to the source of the problems. She didn't realize she was introducing herself to a little card game of sorts.

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El Gusano Gigante licked her chops as she finished off another base and snacked on the last of the toxic plant they dared to guard from her. She squished them like gnats and took her rightfully due meal.

"Now that's strange," The voice muttered with interest, "I didn't expect the short stack tagalong to show up."

"Who?" Growled Gusano, now looking spikier and dripping venom from her mouth. She was surging with energy from all the toxic plants and waste the voice had been having her consume. And with that came a little more intelligence, "let them come… I crave more… I crave meat!"

"Settle down… freak," the voice groused to then begin musing aloud, "there's been a change of plans… something stumbled from the thread so to speak."

"Skip the metáfora," Gusano hissed as she idly munched on lesser plants. It didn't quell her hunter, but it did provide a distraction… for a few seconds.

"Ah, of course, don't want to upset a preoccupied mind such as yours," The voice cooed. This time, Gusano caught on to the sarcasm and hissed, though her warning went ignored, "go the edge due south. You'll have your entree."

"That's my voz," The empowered Kaiju Girl hissed gleefully, always proven satisfied by the voice's direction, "if only you were physical so I could hug you."

"Ah, funny you should say that…" the voice chuckled, small hints of laughter ringing in her mind. It sounded… somewhat unsettling to her.

"O que?" She muttered with her eyes narrowed.

"I think you're cute, now go," the voice commanded. Gusano shrugged before tunneling faster than she ever had before.

Despite the change from the initial Kaiju she wanted, Anguirus would suffice from her plans. Hell, it would be rather cathartic in a certain way. Just as Godzilla had dared to take the earth from her and allow the humans to fester, she would take away her friend.

Then she would handle the other menaces that dared to show their face.

One by one.

And all she needed to do was take Gojira first.

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"She's heading south!" The Generalissimo shouted on the communications network, "that creature is going to corner herself for us just as one of your hypothetical scenarios said!"

"That's good, but how exactly are we going to contain this beastial babe… bestial babe? That sounds worse aloud." Nick muttered the last part as he threw Randy a disapproving glance.

"That's cause you gotta put some "omph" in it," Randy told him, Elise nodding sagely.

There was a light laugh over the other side and Generalissimo chuckled, "The bitch beast will be brought down by one of our latest purchases, something guaranteed to take even the toughest Kaiju down, second only to the Oxygen destroyer… and one you will not breathe a word to anyone about. Are we clear, doctor?"

"Crystal, Generalissimo," Nick replied, though he glanced over to the rest of HEAT. Not one of them liked the sound of that.

"Excellent," Generalissimo told him, as if he commanded a dog to sit, "we will be seeing you shortly,"

"Roger that," Nick muttered before he turned to the rest of his crew. He didn't say anything, not right now, but there was a warning feeling in his gut that felt too close to the surface. For now he had to brush that off.

Because he noticed out of the corner of his eyes the way the ground slightly shifted and birds flew away in droves not too far from their chopper. And that was not El Gusano Gigante.

"What the hell?" He murmured, voice too low to even be noticed by anyone with the sound of the chopper.

And he was right, it was their target monster. It was Anguirus herself ready to sprang up from the surface and get the drop on her opponent before she even knew what hit her.

She couldn't notice them in any meaningful way, but she was sure her audience of humans were there as well. She was hoping the ones Zilla toted around would be there to witness this too. It would help with the relations after all.

But, she felt the vibrations stop ahead of her… then they started rushing to her position. She was surprised but hardly daunted, in fact, that simply made her more excited for a good old fashioned throwdown. What better way to start it off with a nice game of "Kaiju Chicken", right?

Outside, the forces waiting for them swiftly pulled away from the incoming rumblings, and watched as they neared each other, ready for them to erupt.

Suddenly, everything was quiet. The Kaiju Girls exploded from the earth, which was completely blasted apart by an intense collision, both blown back from their impact. El Gigante Gusano and of course-

"Anguirus!" Shouted Nick, "why is she here!?"

"Don't know, but all I know is this gonna be one thick battle!" Randy shouted only for him to be softly slapped by Elise, "hey, you were thinking it too!"

"Mrrrawn!" Anguirus roared and El Gigante Gusano roared back with a, "Hhyyiiiii!"

Anguirus landed on all fours While her opponent had to wiggle back upright, "So you're the bitch making a mess around here!"

"And you're my next meal!" El Gigante Gusano hissed, "though… you're not very big. A little plump, but that's it!"

"Pfft, sorry chervyachnaya cyka, you're not my type," With that, Anguirus jumped forward in ball mode and nailed Gusano right in her gut, forcing both air from her lungs and causing her to skid back. Right next to a cliff.

But Gusano was no slouch and grasped her, using both her hands and tendrils, before unleashing a powerful blast of bile onto Anguirus's back.

"Gragh!" Anguirus grunted. She stopped and hooked herself onto Gusano's stomach and headbutted up, snapping the other monster's head back with the fierce blow to her chin.

Gusano hissed in furious pain and threw Anguirus to the side, over the cliff, but not before she unleashed her roar attack, "MRAAAWN!"

The force alone blasted El Gigante Gusano off her perch while causing an intense cliff crumble. Right as the forces of the human government converged on them.

"Load the "present"! for our little guests here! I want them reduced to gasping messes!" The Generalissimo roared as a specialized missile truck was brought in, a huge dark green truck carrying a missile that barely fit. Around were numerous toxic warnings.

A biochemical weapon.

But Nick quickly rushed over, glancing to see Anguirus on top of Gusano and raining blows on her head before the latter rolled to get her off. But like a badger, she held on. She had a great chance of helping them bring the belligerent Kaiju Girl down and Nick didn't want to squander it.

And if something happened to her because of them…

Nick shouted as he made it, "Generalissimo, belay that order now!"

"What!?" As expected, the man didn't like hearing that and looked ready to shoot Nick on the spot.

Nick grit his teeth and explained, hoping the Generalissimo would see his reason, or at least let him finish, "I don't know what super weapon you're about to fire, but if you do, you may just waste the chance we've got!"

"Are you speaking on behalf of that other walking war crime!?" He hissed before a hand subtly moved to his holster. Behind them, Monique looked ready to whip it out and, now that he thought about it, this may cause an incident. As much as he didn't respect GDF, he knew they were capable of putting humans in line. He looked at two soldiers and shouted, pointing at Nick, "Get this pendejo out of my face!"

"No, get off!" Nick struggled as two men took a hold of him. Giving the Generalissimo a pleading look, he tried to tell him again, "If you hurt Anguirus, you-!"

"Are doing what Gyozen was too foolish to accomplish!" The Generalissimo roared,l before speaking into his comms, "Is it ready!?"

"Locked on target! Ready to send these mistakes to the grave!" The artillery man replied as Anguirus was thrown down, clinging to El Gusano Gigante's claw with her teeth.

With a grin, the Generalissimo commanded him to, "Fire!"

"No!" Nick roared.

And it was set in motion with the missile rocketing off with a deafening bang and lightning speed.

It was as if time had slowed, with El Gigante Gusano and Anguirus with both of their mouths open, and the missile closed it. It must have detected their heat, because it went just as it was in between them with a small flash of light and a large cloud of toxic, light blue gas that obscured them.

There were two roars followed by the sound of something big burrowing into the earth. Too big to be Anguirus.

They heard the weakened groan of her through the clouds. She stumbled out, coughing and gasping before she fell over, rubbing her head against the ground as if trying to get something out. With a groan, she retreated into the sea as the others looked on.

HEAT in horror, the soldiers cheering, and the Generalissimo laughing, "Ha! A success," then he turned to HEAT and narrowed his eyes, "now, as for you little peaceniks…"

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"Waaargh!" El Gigante Gusano hissed, "Nasty, nasty! Ugh, but it feels energizing… I need to find her and -"

"No, you've done quite enough… make your way a little down," The voice commanded, much to El Gigante Gusano's confusion.

"Why?" El Gigante Gusano asked, a little worried about that gas stuff, "What's wrong?"

The voice calmly laughed, "Nothing. You've done it all perfectly. And you need one last real meal to reach your zenith," with a purr in her tone, she told her, "you will be at the top of the food chain and never go hungry again."

The monster girl couldn't help but ask, a little indication her childish nature wasn't completely gone, "Do you promise?"

"Have I ever led you astray?" The voice told her in a motherly tone before it switched back to a more disciplined one, "Now come…"

El Gigante Gusano had some hang ups, but she shrugged, "As you say."

She tunneled down until her head poked out and found herself in a giant cave network. Glowing blue algae and water awaited below. And around it we're webs. Being what she was, no warning bells went off in her head.

Once she landed with a wiggle, the voice spoke, but this time it echoed through the cave, that of a small, but malicious child, "You have done an excellent job."

"Voz?" El Gigante Gusano muttered as she looked towards the source. What came out was a small childish Kaiju in a worm body akin to a sleeping back with thorns around his, her eyes and parts of her skin red. She was about the size of Gusano's enlarged claws.

Suddenly, El Gigante Gusano was blinded by a string of silk. She stumbled and fell into more silk, growling and struggling as rolled around in panic, causing more of the string to stick to her. There were muffled sounds of shock, curses, and pleas to the voice.

All "The voice" did was laugh before she licked her lips, "You, my friend, were a most useful idiot. If it's one thing I love, it is food that fattens and delivers itself. I suppose mongrels like you aren't too detrimental to my righteous crusade."

She started moving up on the covered worm monster, "for your sacrifice, I will make this as painless as possible and let you know that you have given mother earth its rightful hero."

With a baleful red glow as she stared into El Gusano's one uncovered eye, she hissed out with a maniacal grin, "now… lie back and relax."

And she bit down into the Kaiju Girl burrito… growing father and father by the slurp.

All hail Battra! The rightful protector of earth!

God(Zilla) of Min(illa)

This is a little shout out to Dabi-BlueFlame (Check out his art, it's cute and cool) and his design for Gijinka Minilla. Figured it would be fun to do because I not only love Godzilla l, but also God of War… and this works too well.

While Gojira was currently busy beating a stray Kaiju Girl within an inch of her life and the other Godzilla's watched on, Godzilla and Junior couldn't help but wonder something important.

Junior was the first to voice it and turned to what she assumed was her counterpart, "So… what's Gojira like… as a dad I mean?"

Minilla froze for a moment and began to think about it. Flashbacks upon flashbacks of one thing lingered the most in his mind.

"Boy," Gojira said to him as he patted his head when they arrived.

"Boy!" Gojira shouted as he picked Minilla in his arms to avoid a blast from a stray electric shock.

"Boy!" Gojira chastised Minilla for poking the Hell Guardian's eye with a stick.

"Boy," Gojira nodded in approval as he was about to pile drive Queen Ghidorah from the top of a building.

"Boy," Gojira called Minilla as he brought out his saxophone. It was time for their usual six pm saxophone lessons away from the others.

"Pretty cool," Minilla said with a warm smile from all the tender moments, even when Gojira was a bit rough around the edges, before deadpanning, "but for the first years of my life, I was sure my name was "Boy Zilla".

"That sounds… oddly relatable," Godzilla muttered as she stroked her chin.

Junior gave her a perplexed glance, "You always used my name."

"I did," Godzilla nodded as her eyes started to seem glazed over in her own flashback, "that I did… but mom on the other hand..."