The Plague Of Four Idiot Colts
The next day, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were out again. "I think it's time we decide on what to do now," said Sweetie Belle. "Right, Sweetie Belle," Apple Bloom agreed. "But I have a feeling," said Scootaloo. "What kind of feeling?" Apple Bloom asked. "Well," Scootaloo said.
At this moment a pony named Mrs. Harshwhinny was talking to Smarty Nerd. "All right, pony," Mrs. Harshwhinny said, "I have a job for you." "All right, lady," Smarty Nerd answered, "Bring it on. And my name is Smarty Nerd."
"Whatever your name is," Mrs. Harshwhinny replied," Now I want you to look after these four teenage colts." Next to Mrs. Harshwhinny, were four young teenage colts. Their names were Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan. "Yes," said Smarty Nerd, "I can look after them. A piece of cake and it is easy as pie."
"All right," said Mrs. Harshwhinny, "Then prove it if you can!" What Smarty Nerd doesn't know is that these four colts have self-destructive personalities and a non-existent attention span. Nor he didn't care.
And also, Mrs. Harshwhinny is talking to Smarty Nerd like an idiot. "Then do it!" Mrs. Harshwhinny said as she left.
"All right, boys," Smarty Nerd said, but then, something happened. Immediately, the four colts began to fight over a tiny speck, all shouting "Mine!" at the same time. "Hey!" Smarty Nerd said, "I'm in charge! You do what I say!"
The four colts just ignored him and then, the next thing happened. They began to fight and in the process, the grabbed Smarty Nerd by the tail and smashed him against the wall. "What was that all about?!" Smarty Nerd demanded. The next thing that had happened, the four colts slammed Smarty Nerd into the wall 4 times, thus injuring him.
Obviously, from that moment onward, the four colts had forgotten about Smarty Nerd. And they've started to cause nothing but trouble. They broke out of their small building and began to destroy everything in their path and Smarty Nerd is dragged along for the unpleasant ride.
Meanwhile Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were still walking along. "Okay," said Scootaloo, "I'm going to do it." "Do what?" Apple Bloom asked. That is when Smarty Nerd crashed right in front of the three fillies, banging his head on a rock. "All right, mister!" Scootaloo said, "Listen here!"
"Oh, it's you," Smarty Nerd said. "I know what I did was careless and reckless!" Scootaloo said, "But you didn't need to go and yell at me like that!" "Uh, misses?" Smarty Nerd said. "I know I can never fly!" Scootaloo said, "But the problem here is you! I am happy to be who I am! And I'm not going to let what you say bring me down!"
"Wow," said Apple Bloom. Scootaloo then back away from Smarty Nerd as Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan charged through. They smashed Smarty Nerd into the large rock, destroying it and other surrounding buildings.
"Who are those four?" Sweetie Belle asked. "Don't know and I don't care!" Scootaloo said. "Well, they've cause a lot of damage," Apple Bloom pointed out. "Maybe we should follow them," Sweetie Belle suggested. "Okay," said Scootaloo.
The three fillies left Smarty Nerd. "This is all your fault!" an angry pony shouted at Smarty Nerd. "Now wait a minute!" Smarty Nerd protested. Too late as angry ponies slammed boulders onto him.
The next moment, Smarty Nerd was catapulted onto a small stretch of road. Only to get trampled over Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan. "I mean it!" Scootaloo shouted at Smarty Nerd.
Meanwhile, Diamond Tiara was minding her own business at her fathers mansion. That's when she heard "Mine!" approaching towards her. It was Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan charging towards her.
"Oh no," she thought. She got out of the way as the four destructive colts broke through the fence and broke into the mansion. Diamond Tiara could her smashing sounds from inside the mansion. So she decided to walk away as if nothing had happened. "We got to do something!" Sweetie Belle said.
"Right," Apple Bloom agreed. Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan had already destroyed the interior of Filthy Rich's mansion. Well, most of it. They had already left, causing even more destruction. Smarty Nerd finally reached the mansion. He's also ran into Filthy Rich and his wife, Spoiled rich.
"What happened?!" they both yelled. Then Spoiled Rich turned to Smarty Nerd. "You did this!" she screamed at Smarty Nerd. "Now look here," Smarty Nerd protested, but then, Spoiled Rich started to beat up Smarty Nerd with a broomstick.
"Don't use my good broom!" Filthy Rich said, "Here, use this instead!" He gave his angry wife a sledgehammer. "Thank you," Spoiled Rich replied and she beats up Smarty Nerd with the sledgehammer.
By now, Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan have demolished 14 homes, trampled over 50 mares and 80 stallions, and destroyed 90% of Ponyville.
At the same time, the Cutie Mark Crusaders have approached a titanium warehouse. "We got to do something," said Apple Bloom. "What?" Sweetie Belle asked. Finally, Scootaloo picked up a small bone. "What's with this?" Scootaloo asked herself.
Then he heard a familiar "Mine!" sound. "Here they come!" Sweetie Belle said, "They must want this bone!" "Like dogs," Apple Bloom said. "That's it!" Scootaloo said, "I've had enough of these destructo machines! If they want this so-called bone, they can have it!" Scootaloo threw the bone into the warehouse and Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan charged into the warehouse.
"Quick!" Scootaloo called, "Lock it!" And the three barricaded the door, locking up tight. "That does it!" Scootaloo said. Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan got their bone, but now they realized they're locked into the warehouse.
"I knew they have no attention span at all!" Apple Bloom commented. Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan began to pound at the door repeatedly, demanding to be let out. "Now let's go," Sweetie Belle said. "But I have a feeling that no pony will spend time with us," said Scootaloo.
About 16 hours later, however, the four destructive colts finally managed to break down the titanium door. They have also insulted a group of tough ponies in the process. It is Mega Crusher and Super Crusher with their friends, consisting of 20 strong stallions.
"You have made us very angry!" one of the tough ponies roared. The four idiots tired to react. Instead. all of the tough ponies roared at the four idiots like a carnivorous dinosaur.
Kendall, James, Carlos and Logan screamed in terror and they ran away. With the strong ponies chasing after them. It is unbelievable chaos.
A few days later the Cutie Mark Crusaders stopped by the hospital. They found Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan and Smarty Nerd there. They were all injured from their various activities. "Well, this is a surprise," said Apple Bloom.
"Yeah, that's true," Scootaloo agreed. Soon enough, Mrs. Harshwhinny arrived and approached Smarty Nerd. "You're an absolute failure!" Mrs. Harshwhinny yelled at the injured Smarty Nerd. "Hey," Smarty Nerd retorted, "I was-"
"Shut up, stupid!" Mrs. Harshwhinny shouted, "You're fired! You stink!" "Absolute karma," Scootaloo said. "Yes," Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom agreed.
"So what's going on today?" Apple Bloom asked. "Well," a pony said, "We have to clean up the mess those idiots made." "Yes," Apple Bloom replied. "Really," said Scootaloo.