Author's note :
yesterday was a special update. Here is the regular update !
On a side note, people might notice an organization not unlike one found in Mirrond's work such as "Cure to evil"; "Ties that Bind" and others like that. Hell I even use Thunderbolt in a later chapter.
Why ? Because I already got his authorization and credit him with it. seriously, read his fics, they are awesome.
Chapter 8 : Might and Magic.
Inko was surfing the web for Katsuki's next birthday gift. As she hoped, Izuku's crush was in their class and apparently she was a nice girl.
On a side note, Katsuki decided to try to remember the names of more than three people. That was thrice the usual number… And for once, not one of those people was Izuku.
As far as she knew, Mitsuki was also overjoyed to know that. Now, all she wanted was to have her man at home to let him know about everything and how Izuku might have a girlfriend before the end of his first year.
However, Inko was wondering where Atsuhiro was. Oh, she knew him. He was probably doing something funny and not too dangerous.
—--
Well, currently, Mr Compress was in a necklace. More exactly, he managed to replace a pearl with one of his marbles in a necklace worn by the girlfriend of the leaderone of the largest drug trafficking rings in Japan: Mizunaka Tabi. Gang Orca's Arch Nemesis, as the man had a similar quirk and often fought him to a stand-still.
Their main difference was that Gang Orca was… Well, an orca while Mizunaka was apparently a mako shark mutant. As tall as Orca was and somehow more muscular, he was one of the most feared mutants and a firm supporter of the Mutant Association of Supreme Hegemony. The name was dumb. The members? Well, they wanted to make Mutant Quirked the rulers of the new society and to make a more darwinist society. They often indulged in kidnapping and murder not to mention hate crimes. So, yes. The name was dumb, the men behind it dangerous.
To add salt to the injury, the problem was that thanks to Mizunaka, they also had one of the biggest underground (or rather underwater) smuggling rings in Japan, if not the biggest in the whole world. How did they do it? They actually mapped a lot of the deep seas and swam. They had underwater lairs all along the way and while it took time, they had the reputation of always delivering what they were asked to deliver.
Mizunaka always made sure to not get linked back to M.A.S.H as it would hurt his image as a powerful trafficker, therefore upgrading his vilain ranking from a solid A to a small S. Therefore he would be someone who would be on a serious watchlist, with heroes like Selkie helping Gang Orca locating him for sure before they called the heavy like Endeavor or even All Might.
If Mizunaka was strong enough to fight Orca to a stand still, he also knew his limits and was very good in muddying his support to the MASH.
So, when the evil had brains and brawn, when he knew how to hide and avoid the spotlight… Only he could bring it down.
All those who fought Mr Compress thought you were necessarily unconscious when you were in one of his marbles. It was untrue. He could choose if you were or were not capable of seeing and hearing what was outside.
So, if he managed to place himself into one and to land where he needed to infiltrate a place, he had a nice head start.
Right now, Atsuhiro was sitting in his marble, watching everything the girl was doing:
Mizunaka owned a nightclub in the port. To enter it, you needed to be a mutant and to be invited by someone on the checklist. In other words, a regular in the club for more than three months and having willingly consumed some of the drugs inside it… Or some of the lesser known but nonetheless illegal products.
However, the inner circle, where Mizunaka was, was once again something else. Only those who had his trust could enter it: Two shark mutants guarded the door and both of them actually had a minor quirk that allowed them to smell hostility or fear.
Both times the police tried to get one of Mizunaka's inner circle to betray him, it was made known to him days, even hours after the betrayal.
Then came the second part where Mako was a genius. He did not kill the mole. He took them to a room where he could be alone with his former friend. If the mole was truthful and did it for reasons like protecting his family or avoiding jail, Mizunaka forgave them and helped them escape the police. They often became his contacts in South America or China.
If they were traitors, however, for money or to take his place, they were left alive but in a state so pitiful that killing them was a mercy.
He had to do that only once. Since then, no more operations were made and no warrant was given to raid his nightclub.
But now, Mizunaka had to face something new and devious. Someone, who was not afraid to be part of a necklace on the neck of a moray girl for twenty hours in the hope she would decide to make a surprise for her fabulous boyfriend.
If Mizunaka was not someone promoting the supremacy of a race above all others, he would have been actually a criminal Mr Compress would have totally overlooked. Well, that and a certain something he wanted to get.
That was why the operation "Enter the "Subnautica"" happened.
The first step had been to tail Mizunaka and identify his weak point. It turned out to be a girl he apparently saved from people racist against mutants, especially the not beautiful kind like Ryukyu or Miruko. In this case, a moray girl named Utsubi. A sweet librarian who enjoyed coffee in her free time. Apparently, she thought her boyfriend was simply a club-owner after he saved her by punching the hell out of her aggressors. It was then quite the love story between them.
The second step had been to break into her apartment and switch places with a pearl on her necklace or otherwise to simply hide in her bag. However, it was inconvenient as it did not allow him to see what was going on around him. In a quiet place like a museum, it was okay, Atsuhiro could use what he was hearing to tell what was going on. In a nightclub? Not so much.
Then, he had to follow, with a book in his marble to pass time, as he waited for the end of Utsubi's day. Seriously, the moray girl was such a sweetie, she even rearranged children's books to allow kids to more easily reach those of their age.
It was quite jarring to see her put on make-up in the evening, before she went to the "Subnautica". Apparently, it was named after a great game from before the quirk era and the giant fish trying to eat some poor schmuck were fake ones called Leviathans. Huh. That's not going to be his fate, Right?...
The inside was… Loud. Urgh, Atsuhiro detested the kind of music that was played. Too loud, the sounds were not coherent and the light was hurting his eyes. Apparently, it was the same for his means of locomotion, as she rushed deeply inside, clearly knowing her way.
So, as Utsubi went in front of the shark guards, Compress tensed himself a bit. Technically speaking, if they could sense him inside the marble, the mission would be highly more difficult but still doable. However, the magician would clearly prefer he could do the job cleanly. No one hurt, a perfect job.
So, as he looked in the eyes, inside the marble the guard… He sighed with delight as Utsubi was invited further inside. The vigilante had used this tactic more than once but he preferred to be careful. No one could say if one day, one of the guards wouldn't be able to smell or sense him. Quirks were weird after all.
The second level of the nightclub was the polar opposite. The luminosity was low and you had a hard time seeing anything. It was actually quite logical since most of the people of the inner circle were deep sea fish mutants. All of them had various senses allowing them to "see" in the darkness.
Also, Mr Compress was surprised to hear the music : it was a whale song. Contrary to everyone's belief in the pre Quirk era, they actually managed to survive and now they were protected. They were not a lot but they were slowly getting back to a good level of population.
But this narrator digresses. What you really want is the story.
Quickly enough, Mr Compress meets for the first time the Mako, the trafficker. He was indeed powerfully built, and he wore golden chains and various jewels of wealth but not any of taste.
His teeths were highly sharpened and he smiled like Bakugou when he saw an opportunity to embarrass Izuku. All in all, he was the stereotypical bad boy… Until Utsubi began to hug him, seemingly making him happy. He quickly went from "Criminal mastermind" to "Smitten boyfriend".
Mr Compress hated that kind of happy bad guy. It always made them harder to destroy when they weren't cackling maniacs.
"And Utsubi? Can you get ready? I have something to ask of you, please." Said the shark while softly smiling to the love of his life who then went to the restroom to freshen up. Oh god. Now, Atsuhiro actually almost felt bad if the man was going to propose.
It was time to move.
—--
Now at the same time, on the building just in front of the Subnautica… Two shadows stand in the night. Before one of them began pouring tea. He apparently forgot it was quite windy, as the tea flew away in the night.
Not one to care for such a trivial thing, he asked his sweetheart.
"My dear La Brava, is that here?"
"Yes Gentle! It is here! This nightclub doesn't respect the sanitary protocol for the food and the various liquors inside. It made some people sick and the owner just threw money at the sanitary inspection! Also, they might be quirkist."
"Well… I hope the camera is on. Because now… It's SHOW TIME!"
When the guardian saw an old man in a dandy suit, he first thought the old guy was lost and was going to tell him to fuck off.
He clearly did not expect Gentle to destroy the wall by using him. To be fair, he was a hammerhead Shark, so it was actually logical.
—--
Since he was busy tying up Utsubi, Compress did not hear the commotion immediately. The loud music helped mask most of it. Still, if he remembered the building's blueprints correctly… If he put his hand just there, he could compress the wall and get into the Shark's room. He then just had to get out of the place quickly by simply… Flushing himself in the toilet. Not the most elegant escape, he knew. But if people did not know how the hell you escaped, it was always better.
Not to mention, they would have to first understand his objectives there since he would replace the wall.
So, as Mr Compress was quietly rummaging through Mizunaki's desk and cupboard, the noise outside began to grow louder and louder. Compress corrected himself. It was the sound of people fighting. They were either crazy or strong enough to attack the stronghold of the mutant.
Nonetheless, it meant he had a diversion to get out but also he had to speed up his search.
He sighed, He would have preferred to make both his escape and his search as clean as possible, but he wanted to make sure he took everything.
So, that's what he did.
And that was when he stole the last library that Atsuhiro discovered the proof that Mizunaka was indeed a member of MASH. Not just a supporter.
Mr Compress cracked his neck. Usually, he had a no-kill policy for his escapades, but that didn't mean he was incapable of doing it.
That also didn't mean he had anything against maiming.
So, as Mr Compress was going to use the battle outside as a diversion to loot from the aforementioned criminal. He saw a squid break the wall, apparently propelled by an insane strength heading towards him.
—--
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Katsuki roared out in laughter, incredibly happy for some reason.
"Kacchan?" Asked a puzzled Izuku, wondering what the hell was going on, since it was Midnight's class and she actually disliked unneeded noise.
"Nothing, just… I felt karma doing a good thing." Explained the blonde, before taking notes again. Aaah…
—--
Actually, Atsuhiro dodged the barman from the first floor with his usual grace. Well. It was settled, the people attacking the place were strong.
"MUAHAHAHA, MISTER MIZUNAKA, YOU ARE BEING JUDGED LIVE FOR THE SAD STATE OF YOUR BAR AND THE FACT BUGS WERE FOUND IN THE PEANUTS!"
… Atsuhiro actually thought of just going through the flush. Then he remembered what he found and walked through the hole. So. It was vigilantes with a stream? He could use that.
—--
Danjuro Tobita was not the sharpest tool, he knew that. Otherwise, his results when he was in a heroic course would have been better. As for his strength… Well, it was the power of despair and because he had literally nothing else to do. So he trained his quirk and his fighting skill to the best of his abilities.
Nonetheless, he knew people tended to think he was just an useless grandpa simply because he liked good clothes and he had gray hair. The only one taking him seriously was La Brava. So…
Yes, quite hilariously, he was capable of trashing a lot of people. However, his name was Gentle Criminal. Not Brutal Criminal, unless of course he was against bad guys. It helped him ease his conscience and he had the impression of almost being a hero.
However, Gentle knew when he was fighting something stronger than him. Like, way stronger than him.
He gulped after he finished trashing live the two sharks inside the building. They actually had a good footage of the insect between the bottles of beer and some of the good wine. Something that would have angered a certain tall, dark and cloudy barman.
However, as they went deeper into the building, they were expecting a normal owner for the nightclub, hence Gentle calling Mizunaka loudly at first… Then, they saw the giant. The Shark was almost three meters tall and he was certainly just as large. Mizunaka's arms were almost as big as Gentle himself and it was pure muscle.
La Brava behind him also knew the man clearly meant business and tugged on Gentle's shirt.
"We need to run. Now. He is a class A villain Gentle!" She was the brains and she memorized the whole list. If she said that, they needed to run. Actually, they should've never gone there in the first place.
Oh. Ooooh. Danjiro was quite proud of his barriers now but he also knew they were not all powerful. Still, he instantly built three of them in front of him. Maximum elasticity, size minimal for more resistance, perfectly calculating the trajectory of the Shark heavy punch.
Why? Simply because he knew a thing people tended to forget about mutants, especially the big ones.
He was right to do that, as Danjiro was not happy to be right. Most mutants are as powerful as they were quick. Mizunaka had blasted through his barriers quite easily, and it barely slowed him.
Barely was good enough, as Danjiro had the time to catch La Brava in his arms. Barriers were already made on the ground, allowing him to jump and to find refuge a brief instant on the ceiling.
"La Brava, we run. End the…"
Schtak.
A simple sound.
Just as Mizunaka was smiling like the predator he was, ready to attack the two fools who trashed his bar before he had his grand evening with his sweet Utsubi… A sound, like a cane tapping the ground. Not like, actually. It was a cane and everyone still in the inner cercle looked at the origin of the sound.
La Brava and Gentle Criminal were then shocked, frightened and excited by the sight. One might even say they squealed with delight. Just from the hole they made with the barman from before, emerged a legend among vigilantes. A lone wolf and it was a very popular theory that the man in front of them was the descendant of one of the big criminals from the Dawn of Quirk era.
Mr Compress who was wearing his "angry mask".
"Don't end your stream. If you will excuse me, right now, I'll hijack your show." Said the man while he was readjusting his gloves.
"Oh? The Magician in person? That is strange, I don't remember doing anything that…"
"I saw your secret room, you sick bastard." That statement cut short the affable Mizunaka who had the decency to look a bit regretful.
"... Oh well. That isn't a problem, if none of you stay alive… However, to be fair, I'm doing it for others. I myself find it tasteless." Mr Compress believed him. He knew human flesh was really disgusting to sharks. He probably did not like it either.
Suddenly, as Mr Compress expected the two streamers to run away while he was speaking with the Shark, he saw the one who was a bit styled after himself, clearly a fan… Well, he saw Gentle Criminal mimicking a bow and suddenly the couch he was next to hit Mizunaka on the head. Not that it actually damages the Shark, but points for the effort.
After all, Mizunaka was used to fighting Orca at his full power… And now he was growling, ready to throw something at them.
"LA BRAVA!" Said with a smile the oldest, taking his stance against.
"ON IT, GENTLE!" The apparently young girl jumped and rolled herself as a ball before being launched across the room. When the shark tried to intercept her, both higher class fighters were surprised to see her changed trajectory mid-air. Clearly, the duo was trained and worked well together.
Why the hell Compress never heard of them? Especially as they were his fans. These two were the kind of people he was looking for.
He did not even need to tell the girl to run behind him to film the room. The camerawoman clearly knew what she needed to film.
The Magician just hoped she had a strong stomach. He put on his angry mask for a good reason…
—--
Mizunaka was massaging his neck. He had a good idea of the quirk of the fool who attacked him. However, Mr Compress was another thing. A power that was basically a one hit kill, the user was used to close combat and for once Compress was serious. Every high class criminal like him knew Compress doesn't like to kill. However, his angry mask meant he was not just going to reveal the skeletons in your closet. He was going to beat the hell out of you with them.
So, it was going to be mainly a fight between him and Compress… Because Compress was in the same situation as him. If he hit him, there was no doubt of what would happen. He had the power to destroy all bones inside of him. All he needed was an edge.
An edge like what he had right in his vial. His personal brand of Trigger mixed with blood. Trigger made by a lab he knew in South America who perfected the original drug. Blood, well…
Everyone knew about a shark's frenzy, right?
However, Mr Compress was not going to let him take the drug. In fact, the magician just threw a marble at him. To counter it, Mizunaka threw at him a piece of the defunct couch. Well, the bigger half who was still intact.
Still. As Atsuhiro began to dodge, he had the pleasant surprise to see his marble and the couch slow in a somewhat invisible elastic shield who then hit full power Mizunaka, while Gentle Criminal fell from the ceiling.
"Muahahah! Fear my mighty quirk! I may have failed heroics, but I'm still quite good."
Note to self, Atsuhiro thought. Find whoever expelled that man. He had the spirit. He had the power. He had the style!
"Gentle, if I heard right? When we manage to take Mizunaka down, consider yourself and your assistant hired as my assistants."
"ROOOOAAAAAR" Bellowed out a drugged up Mizunaka who took the chance to take his drug. Mr Compress took a stance. Danjiro did too.
"I can slow him down, even in that state." Told Gentle, before saying his code phrase to a livid La Brava who got back to them. "Because I have the power of L…"
Before he had the time to say anything he was already radiating with La Brava's Quirk, as she was almost crying, her face buried in his pants.
"Gentle. I know you aren't violent… But that man. Beat him please… ."
Gentle did not ask what La Brava saw. She was the strongest woman he knew, and Mizunaka made her sad.
The triggered Shark and Mr Compress had a hard time understanding how Gentle embedded him into the ceiling. Usually, when the Mako charged something into that mode, unless it was Orca himself, the target was dead.
So how the hell the dandy went from barely blocking one of his hit to suddenly empowered by pink fumes and fighting him to a standstill in his second form.
The beast inside him roared even louder, as he destroyed the ceiling to propulse himself toward his target with all his might.
The impact was hard. However he did not hit anything, as Danjiro was actually already in the air, dodging easily.
"Sorry. But I have the most beautiful woman by my side. I can't lose." Said Gentle, while Mr Compress took La Brava with him aside and asked the girl…
"... The fuck is happening?"
"Oh? That? It's my quirk. I can boost as much as I love my target."
Seeing as the man was now beginning to fracture the walls with the club owner, hurting him bit by bit… Atsuhiro openly applauded.
"Well. That is quite the love you have for him. He isn't too…"
"I'm actually 25 and he's 31. We have known each other for three years now." Said the woman with a blank stare. Apparently, it was not the first time it had been asked and it was tiring.
"... Well, you're a cute couple." Approved Mr Compress, letting Danjiro have his big fight. "How the hell did I never hear of you before? I mean. You are clearly not your average vigilante. Far from it."
La Brava sighed, as Mizunaka had managed to throw Gentle against a wall by using a sound shockwave made by his hand… Before the gentleman used the rebound to hit him in the nose, the weakest point for a shark.
It could have been dangerous for him if Mr Compress from earlier did not explode at that moment into an armed flashbang, who promptly exploded.
As Mr Compress told Izuku, in a fight, everything was fair. Glorious and epic move? Sure, nice to have one. But he was pragmatic.
While Mizunaka was still a bit knocked out by the grenade, Mr Compress stole his kneecaps, literally.
And his elbows. Less than two seconds for all of them. If Atsuhiro had fought immediately with Danjiro, the fight would have indeed been shorter. However, apparently, the duo needed content and… Well… With him as a guest star and saving Gentle against a powerful criminal? Oh boy, it should get them some views.
"Urgh… I knew I should have refused that job… "
Said Mizunaka who then fell face first on the floor. Seriously. Last time he got a job like that.
"Human meat, seriously?"
"They paid well." Said the Shark boss in a matter of factly manner while he lied on the floor, currently incapacitated due to the lack of kneecaps. Oh, he would heal. Not the first time it happened. Apparently sharks had a really good minor healing factor. If anything he would have a thicker skin later. "However, can I ask for a favor? Since you probably looted my office?"
Atsuhiro had a good idea of what Mizunaka wanted and threw a small box at him. "Seriously, she's wasted on you." The boss was beaten. Both knew it and Mizunaka had enough chill, even post-trigger to not rage around with his limbs that were not broken but not functional. "Also, are you sure she will, you know. Run away with you? Or wait until you end your sentence in jail? Because, you're clearly going to Tartarus."
The Shark laughed. Of course he wouldn't say anything incriminating as long as the cam was on. Oh well…
Then he got tackled as Mr Compress got shuffled to the side. Oh. Apparently morays can escape ties. It was to be noted for after.
"So… I will leave you there. Ma'am, I would advise you…" Utsubi tried to punch Atsuhiro, who blocked it easily, as Danjiro suddenly fell next to him, completely exhausted. Apparently, La Brava's boost was indeed a powerful weapon and apparently the man knew when to unleash it. He would have probably used it to run away if Mr Compress had not been here.
Atsuhiro smiled behind his mask, as he marbled both his new sidekicks. Both had access to sound as he put them in his pocket.
"Best of luck for both of you. Oh, and by the way, dear Utsubi. It was Maki who stole your sandwich. Ta ta~~"
Police were going to come and check the bar soon enough. They were going to be corrupt cops in the pocket of the Shark, but he will have to relocate all his operations.
He had to run away, and he had to do it the easiest way he had. Thankfully, La Brava wouldn't capture it for the stream.
The hard part would be to take a shower before going home.
After all, he had everything he wanted : Proof of Mizunaka's crimes who would force him to stop everything and more importantly…
A green diamond a criminal sold on the black market. It had a particular shade of green. Exactly like Inko's eyes.
Hey, she deserved the most beautiful ring.
—--
"And that is how I got the ring." Atsuhiro finished explaining after taking a shower at Magne's apartment, while Gentle and La Brava were sleeping on the couch.
"So basically, you kicked the biggest smuggling business in Japan in the nuts and crippled a rank A villain just to steal a diamond because you thought it would look good on your girlfriend's engagement ring?" Deadpanned Chizome Akaguro who was also laying around. "You are, what the kids these days call ,a simp."
While Mr Compress excluded him from his poker night, Chizome was still on good terms with Magne. Magne who was currently busy making the ring for her friend. Hey, every girl needs a hobby. Hers was crafting jewelry. She could have been a professional at it, you know.
However, you almost kill someone who was trying to kill you for being different, that someone being a hero, and then you get branded as a villain. It happened only thrice! The fourth time, Stain was there. It is self explanatory.
"Hey, she deserved it! Never had a woman who could make me feel like that except her."
"Had you met the Night nurses, you would." Said matter of factly Magne, as she continued her work. She wanted it to be a masterpiece and the fact Atsuhiro was also paying was nice. Being friends did not mean not paying them.
"Yes, yes, you talked about them already and how they disappeared years ago. Still, I maintain my opinion that my wife is better." Said Atsuhiro, as he got out of the shower before drying himself. Thank God he did not smell like an open sewer anymore. Now, he just had to drop the evidence at Nighteyes' office. Surely he could make some use of it.
"Compress. When the Night Nurse looked at me when I went to her because I cut my nose, I shat myself. Literally. Then, she threatened me that if I even went to them once more for a dumb wound, the coroner would have trouble determining if my death was due to exsanguination by the amputation of my junior or suffocation due to said amputated member obstrucating my throat." Explained Stain, cleaning one of his knives. He was clearly still remembering it vividly.
"What." both Vigilantes looked at the Hero Killer, while La Brava was editing from her computer the stream and making a nicer video answer.
"She told him she would castrate him and make him choke on it. She seemed nice." Danjiro nodded, knowing better than having a different opinion than his woman on the subject.
"... Ok, she seemed like a fun woman, but I prefer the one I have." Laughed Atsuhiro.
—--
Inko sneezed a bit. Someone was probably talking about her crazy past with Mitsuki. Fun times. However, they had to stop when Katsuki got his quirk and Hisashi died.
—--
"Yeah, I still remember the day they retired. I made a guy that I mistook for the Heart Thief fall off the boarding staircase of his plane.." Said Magne, quite sad at the fact
"The… The information thief? Damn girl. You know how to pick your targets."
"Yeah. Turned out it was just some asshole leaving his wife and kid because the son was quirkless."
Atsuhiro stopped for a moment before laughing. Nah. It had nothing to do with Hisashi, right?
Stain stopped for a second, and thought back. They were not talking about Hisashi Midoriya, right? Because while the man survived his fall, Atsuhiro did help fuck up the first aid by stopping his heart during defibriliation. That man had insulted All-Might!
La Brava thought for a bit about that time she wanted to try her hacking skill for a bit and caused a car crash with an ambulance with an automated car.
Gentle Criminal halted for a time and tried to think if they still had leaves of tea.
He was the only man in the room who was actually clueless about the discussion.
—--
OMAKE TIME :
Suddenly a yellow caterpillar hobo entered the room.
Before anyone could do anything, Katsuki packed back his bag.
"Nope. Fuck it. I'm out of this."
Aizawa was used to provoke this reaction in some criminals and alumnis. Not a kid he never saw…
"I'm not taking classes with GODDAMN ERASERHEAD!" Yelled a way too done Katsuki.
A kid who apparently knew him and his identity. That was… A new one. He was going to start asking questions before he got interrupted by the green kid laughing. The blonde boy looked at his "friend". If looks could kill, the class would be the crime scene for mass murder on Izuku.
"OF COURSE YOU KNEW FUCKIN ERASERSPAMMER!"
"Eraser… Spammer?"
Momo was actually the first to understand what was about and was overjoyed.
"Oh, you both play "Heroes"?! I play an I-Island deck!"
"So the rich kid plays a pay to win deck, of fuckin course! THIS GUY RIGHT HERE IS SOMEONE WHO ONLY KNOWS TO PLAY ERASERHEAD. But not only does he play him every time, but he created the whole deck centered on him getting back up everytime. He also had every team-up power-up with him. Including the special "Fake Wedding" cards with him and Miss Joke!"
"You are just mad I just beat you two hundred times."
Bad choice of words. Katsuki promptly yeeted Izuku out of the window. Luckily they were on the ground floor but still.
All Aizawa could suddenly realize was…
"Wait. People made cards of me? They know about my marriage? WHY THE FUCK DON'T I HAVE ROYALTIES?! YOU, YAOYOROZU, CALL YOUR FATHER. NOW!"
Momo was at that moment terrified enough that she actually called. After a few rings, the phone clicked and her dad's voice rang out on speaker "Hi sweetheart, It's odd that you'd call me today of all days. How's school goi-". He gets cut off as Aizawa snatches her cellphone and shouts into the microphone.
"I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, YAOYORUZU, YOU BIG FUCKIN NERD. WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MONEY?!"
