Chaotic Hangouts
Chapter 9: Stuck In Universe 7
Date: January 13th, 2023
Continuing on from Redundant Apocalypses Chapter 10. "Woah there, Young Bakugo! Calm down!" "SHUT UP, ALL MIGHT!" Eraser Head binds him in his cloth and activates his quirk: "That's enough out of you." "Woah, cool! You must be really strong! Can I fight you?" "KAKAROT!" "GOKU!" "Sorry, I only fight villains. You aren't a villain." "WHAT A DRAG!" Soon enough, no one can hear themselves talk or yell as it gets extremely loud with everyone communicating at once. However, Sakura has had enough. She punches the ground with all of her might: "EVERYONE, SHUT THE HELL UP! CHAAAAAA!" A huge crater is formed. Beerus looks scared: "W-what kind of human are you?!" "I'm Sakura, a medical ninja and all of you are being rude! We're all stuck here so we should find a way to get back to our own universes! Do I make myself clear?" Multiple individuals gulp and sweat heavily. She made her point. "You're even scarier than ChiChi and super strong at that!" ".." "Man, you sound like Naruto. One Naruto is enough. What a drag." "I know something that will cheer everyone up!" "That is not a wise decision right now, Yuya Sakai. I advise against it." Yuya ignores Pandor and summons a bunch of Performapal monsters plus Odd Eyes. Spectre laughs: "This day keeps getting more and more interesting!" "You meatbags! We need to focus on the problem at hand!" "The Ignis is right." "I concur, Master Ryoken. As amusing as this is, we need to return to our dimensions." "Yuma, don't you dare do the same thing as Yuya!" "Alright, I won't, Katori!" "My my, what interesting mortals! We should take them to Bulma's place! I'm sure she can help! What do you think, Lord Beerus?" "Why not. I like having excuses to eat Bulma's food." "As do I, Lord Beerus! Let's enjoy some yummy Earth cuisine!" "Does this Bulma have ramen? I love ramen! Believe it!" A bunch of individuals voice objections about sending everyone there, myself included.
"Are you even thinking rationally? So much chaos would ensue at Bulma's if all of us were sent there!" "I want a nap! It'd be too loud for me in Bulma's lab if everyone were there for me to relax enough despite my want for a nap!" "I strongly advise against that. Our combined weight would be too much for Capsule Corporation to handle." "My calculations confirm PIXAL's. That is not a good idea." "Sending everyone anywhere together is foolish. A lot of trouble would be caused and I wouldn't appreciate having to help deal with it. Especially if I had to manifest my circuit." "So many punks would ruin everything! Should I beat you up for suggesting something like that?" "THE NOOBS AREN'T COMPLETELY MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE SUCH A SITUATION! EARTH FOOD IS A BAD IDEA WITH THEM AND THE OTHERS!" "Zenblock, I thought you were done being angry! And yes, I object to that suggestion that was made too." "MEMOCK, I WAS ENJOYING SLEEP FIGHTING WHEN A PORTAL SUCKED ME AWAY FROM MY ROOM!" "Heh. That makes sense. I was actually making some cupcakes to celebrate someone's birthday. They're still in the oven. Oh no! They'll be ruined by the time we get back if we ever do!" Whis gets everyone to settle down and Madeline says calmly and kindly: "I have a better idea. Please consider just having the most scientific minded individuals here go. You don't even need to take them. They'll just teleport there." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN JUST TELEPORT?!" "Be nice, Lord Beerus." "THIS IS ME BEING NICE!" "Anyway, that's a splendid idea. Lord Beerus and I will still go so be sure to wait for us when you get there. I might be of some assistance to you all." Some screams are heard as some of us get disintegrated while some others get salinized. All Might and my Lord Knight counterpart are among those who react the strongest. "Shigaraki?!" "Not the Salt Pillar ritual.." Tomura disintegrates Dominic or rather, tries too but The Flash saves him. "Oh well. I'll destroy all of you who have stood in way at long last!"
But before he can take another step, Chef Lauren offers his some food: "You're stuck here too so why don't you stop destroying and start eating?! Bon appetité!" "I don't want your food!" "Mind Transfer Jutsu!" "Huh?!" Ino takes control of Shigaraki. Meanwhile, Takius and Varmundt magically restrain the individuals turning others into salt. And then, Bray and some others bring back literally everyone who was just killed with ease. "Arrr! Dominic! Didn't you make a quirk negating device with a lot of help last month in secret?!" Dominic gets something out: "Oh yeah, this thing. It was no big deal once I worked with other scientists to make it. Just a simple ring. Nothing big or special. Someone take it from me. I don't feel like putting it on Shigaraki." "I don't think so, scientist man." Dabi tries to burn Dominic and the ring but Dark Helmet gets in the way: "That ring must have the power of the Swartz in it! I won't allow you to destroy it!" Dabi is force choked by the Spaceballs villain. Ino takes the ring from Dominic and puts it on Shigaraki as she continues to control him. Then she releases him from her jutsu and he groans with a headache: "What was that? And why is there a ring on it?!" "Stay right where you are, disintegration man! Let me take it from you or I will kill this man who is clearly an associate of yours with the Swartz!" Dominic interrupts as he and the other scientists start teleporting away: "Have fun. We're going to try to get all of us out of here. Oh and Shigaraki, good luck using your quirk now." He and the other scientist finish teleporting away. Tomura tries to destroy Seyren who happens to be the closest life form to him but nothing happens. "My quirk! No! This damn ring! Get it off of me!" "Good! I'll just take it from you since you don't want it! And it will be with the Swartz that I do so!" "That won't be happening. I set the Pendulum scale with D/D Savant Galiei and D/D Savant Copernicus. I Pendulum summon D/D Baphomet and my 3 D/D/D Doom King Armageddons! Restrain all 3 villains!"
And with that, Dabi, Shigaraki, and Dark Helmet are restrained. Kurogiri is quickly subdued by several B-Shots with Basara restraining him personally. Tron and Vecter laugh at the chaos. Other villains are spotted too. Cell is a green and black insect like android with white on his face along with yellow and purple. "Damn it! Not you, Cell!" "Well well! If it isn't Goku and Vegeta! I've been waiting a long time for this! I can't wait to finally get my revenge! I'm still perfect so there's no way you can defeat me! I will destroy everyone here!" Goku and Vegeta go Super Saiyan Blue. "Oh yeah?! Let's see how you stand up against this, Cell!" "Don't hog him all to yourself, Kakarot!" "Actually, I will handle him. Go, Photon Transformation!" Seconds later, Neo Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon destroys Cell. "Woah! How'd you summon that dragon so easily?! It looks like it could be a guardian of your world's dragon balls!" "We don't have dragon balls where I come from. The game of Duel Monsters is something very special." "Kakarot! What did I tell you?!" The Joker, a green haired villain with white face with colorful outfit appears: "What is this strange place?! It doesn't matter for I'll make everyone here squirm and scream as I laugh maniacally!" "You will do no such thing, Joker. I'm taking you back to Arkham Asylum when we get back to our universe." "Oh, Batman! You're always so much fun to play with! Batman! Batman! Batman! Always flying around and catching the crooks and playing my fun little games! You're nothing without me, Batman! Nothing! I complete you!" "You don't complete me." "What's the matter, bats?!" Vecter cackles: "I like this guy! He's so amusing!" "This man has destroyed many innocent lives." "..." The other villains that appeared are: Black Adam, Goku Black, The Riddler, Loki(Marvel), and Gunnr the White Witch. Goku and Naruto complain at the same time about being hungry. Fluffy states excitedly: "Forget going to Earth! Let's just eat here!" "But there's no food here! Are you some kind of clown?" "Yes I am!" "That's awesome!" "Shut up, Kakarot!"
Brain Freezer who has reverted to his old moniker even though he is no longer a villain gives Vegeta a taste of his ice: "You need to CHILL OUT! Calm down, you don't have to be so annoyed about everything." Isn't it remarkable that love thawed his icy heart only for greed to freeze it again thanks for Pmurt Nedib among other influences before it thawed again? I think it is. Carlos remarks: "You aren't you when you're hungry! Come on Vegeta, have something to eat! It'll be coming up right away!" "I don't need to chill out! I'm the prince of Saiyans! Don't tell me what to do!" I put in my 2 cents: "Sometimes, it's better to just let it all out. Hey Vegeta, just let all the crap out of your mouth right now!" "Damn you, you make a good argument! Fine! I will do so!" And now we are subjected to an assault of words on his ears as the Saiyan yells about everything that frustrates him like Benson from Regular Show would but not as loud or intensely. Suddenly, tables and chairs from some random supermarket with price tags still on them show up, causing Vegeta to stop yelling at long last. "Where the hell did these come from? Are those price tags? How is this happening?" "Arrr! They belong to us now! Greedy billionaire landlubbers deserve nothing! Nothing! And you wanna know why they belong to us? It's simple, we stole them by teleporting them here! Isn't that right, Thrashbeak?!" "Stealing good when stealing from the rich and/or greedy corporations! Squawk!" "..." Vegeta has no words. Shigaraki does though: "We aren't so different after all! You'd steal and we'd steal too!" "What a nap causation! No, we're not the same! You want to hurt innocent people! We don't! We don't kill unless it's the only way. You kill as you please." Food is soon served because Miitopian chefs are something else. Interesting thing: it's fascinating how Chef Lauren merged with her sim self and we just kind of shrugged it off as something natural. Exciting. More importantly, there were first dibs on where to sit. I ended up sharing a table with The Joker, Tomura, Goku Black, and Dabi. Yeah, a very friendly crowd of individuals who would love to see me cough up my own blood. Speaking of, I become seriously injured again at last. They all laugh at my suffering.
But the words I say to them in response before I find the nearest healer seemingly sent chills down their spines: "Laugh at me all you want. I have done many things I regret and experiencing pain is how I pay for those mistakes. I am more tolerant to pain than average. Keep laughing. I can easily make your lives hell. Joker, I could just kill you right now. Tomura, I could chop your arms off. Goku Black, I could exhaust you in battle given enough time and turn you into a card. Dabi, you can't kill me with your blue flames as long as I wear this armor. I know where all vital points are in human beings and similar life forms. With that knowledge, there's many ways I can kill all 4 of you. I wouldn't be against having my hands covered in the blood of all 4 of you. Pain is many things and you don't understand it's true value. I'm not trying to be a shining hero of justice or a villain of cruelty. I'm doing what I think is right. I can give you nightmares and leave you questioning everything. I can confuse you and leave you wandering down a labyrinth of uncertainty. You should know pain and get to learn how wrong your perspectives are because they're based on things that don't entirely tell the truth of what's going on. If I have to, I will make all of you hurt. I don't care about expectations. Toss that crap away. Listen here, if you intervene outside of where you are set to interfere, I will come for you. *shows projections of images of those I've killed* That could be any of you next. I killed or helped kill all of them. It's not something I'm proud of. I see killing as fine when it's completely necessary. I rarely get pleasure out of it when it is something that just has to be done. And to back up my threat, Gofast was much stronger than me but I still killed him."
"Your words don't scare me, brat! I will kill you!" "You mortals always speak so highly of yourselves. It's so disgusting. My Project Zero Mortals will exterminate you all forever!" "Hehehehe! Bats sure has some crazy friends just like me! I'll make you laugh so hard that you won't ever think to kill me ever again!" "You don't scare me. I'll just burn you to a crisp and get rid of you for Tomura. I'm sure Toga would love to have some of your blood." "Then I'll just have to kill one of you right now to prove my point." I pull out my sword and immediately get up and stab The Joker with it. He dies without even laughing in amusement about his death. I made sure of it. I calmly walk away and get Bray to heal me and bring back the villain to be nice and not mess up the universe he's from. I walk back to them after getting some pizza to eat along with a side of grapes and cup of water. The cooks and magic users here seriously outdid themselves for this. There's even enough for the villains to have some but they're made to sit and wait for someone to bring them what they want. This amused a lot of individuals after Sakura, Eraser Head, Shikamaru, and Takius insisted on such an arrangement. The Joker fears me now but the others are unfazed. Although, Dabi looks a little uncomfortable being around me now. I calmly eat my pizza even as Tomura snaps on me: "You damn brat! Why aren't you scared of me? Aren't heroes meant to save anyone, even their enemies?" "I thought I told you. Oh well. I'm not trying to be a hero. I'll kill if I have to. If someone wants to kill me, I'll do everything I can to stop them, even if it means I cut their body into tiny little pieces as their allies look on in horror. I can't afford to be nice to everyone. If I were nice to everyone, I'd be asking to be killed in cold blood because I didn't bother putting all I could in stopping my enemy. That and I'd get backstabbed. A lot of bigots want people just like me dead." "I can't stand you mortals! All you do is act like you're so great! I will eliminate all of you!" "You there, stop it. We aren't ordinary mortals." "Don't tell me what to do, inferior creature!"
"Tomura, I'm going to kill this bastard." "Go ahead. He's even more annoying than this brat sitting with us." "I am a God! You can't hurt me, mortals!" I sigh and stop eating my pizza to shut Goku Black up. The villains have been bound to the chairs they're sitting on so it was easy to. I just duct taped his mouth shut as I happened to have duct tape in my ender pouch. However, things would once again get extremely chaotic. Several explosions ring out: "YOU DAMN EXTRAS CALL THIS CRAP FOOD?! DIE DIE DIE CRAPPY FOOD!" 1 second later, I'm in front of him smiling creepily: "I'm just trying to enjoy some nice pizza and you're being irrational. Should I teach you a lesson again?" "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!" "So be it." I restrain him easily and drag him away from everyone as he yells out angrily. "Be quiet and imagine this. The feeling of being overwhelmed by pointless anger and hatred. It consumes you, dragging you further and further into despair, taking away your sense of sanity and control. Ostracization. A pain of being rejected by almost everyone. It forces you to be alone. What kind of hero or anti hero for that matter lets their anger control them? What's the point?" "SHUT UP!" After a few minutes, I use various words and actions to break Bakugo. We go back to the others and I finish my meal while Bakugo goes back to his classmates oddly silent and shaking. You don't want to know what I've done. You really don't. Trust me. But that was only just the beginning of the ramping up of the chaos. I finished my meal and left the villains I was sitting with alone. I don't want to deal with them. I just don't. They can drive each other crazy for all I care. I'm surprised that Tomura and Dabi were calmer than expected considering I'm pretty sure they are from soon after the UMC and League Of Villains attack on UA failed because of our intervention even though it originally succeeded. I barely made it 10 steps away from them when Mineta, the short UA student with grape looking balls instead of hair who's wearing his UA uniform as the other UA hero students are is being a complete pervert. I hope that the Z Fighters DON'T come here. Especially Buu and Mr. Satan.
He's drooling at all of the women and girls that are present and moaning outloud. I was going to punch him but then, he got berated by a lot of individuals. "MINETA! HOW DARE YOU! STOP BEING PERVERTED AND DISRESPECTFUL!" "But they're all so hot, Iida!" "I should break you where I stand! Chaaaaaaaa!" "Why are you are so mean? It's not my fault that you're all so hot!" "HEY HUMAN. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU GET ANY GIRL!" "Zenblock is right! We girls don't appreciate it when boys like you are so creepy!" "DON'T YOU START ACTING LIKE THAT TOO, KAMINARI!" "Okay, Jiro! I won't! Jeez!" "Why is everyone picking on me?!" "Arr when me be young pirate girl, even we were told to reject boys like you!" Meanwhile, Carlos is demolishing the desserts with Shaggy, Scooby, Roach, Ginga, Choji, Goku, Yuma, Honda, and Jounochi. "YUMA TSKUMO! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT GOING EASY ON DESSERT?!" "But Akari!" "NO BUTTS, YUMA!" The Mystery Gang besides Shaggy and Scooby just laugh. Daphane exclaims: "Those two never change!" "JOUNOCHI, HONDA!" *unison* "Yes, Anzu!" "Stop eating all of the desserts! This isn't a good way to be a good friend!" "BUT WE WANT TO KEEP EATING!" "Damn it, Kakarot! Your appetite is almost as powerful as your Super Saiyan Blue transformation!" "What a drag! Choji, save some for the rest of us!" "But I thought you didn't want dessert, Shikamaru." "Damn it. That's not my point." "Carlos! Slow down! You shouldn't eat so much!" That was me. However, they just keep eating everything and by the end of doing so, they're all patting their stomachs which are larger than average now or something because they are bulging out. Now everyone is focused on the show that is them after eating a lot. Shaggy and Scooby practically inhaled a lot of the desserts. I face palm: "No dessert for the rest of us, I guess." "I shall inform you now that that's why we made a much bigger portion of desserts than that." Suddenly, a bunch more desserts appear before us all.
The big eaters try to eat all of the desserts that are now visible but it doesn't take long for things to go very wrong. They eventually can't eat anymore which I didn't even know was possible. When myself and some others hear groans coming from their bodies, we all shout: "Not again!" Booms are heard as a horrible stench contaminates the air. I am questioned by All Might: "What do you mean by not again?" I sweat drop: "I don't want to talk about it." But you know who does even though he wasn't there for it? Fluffy. He pulls out a microphone stand and uses it to loudly speak of what happened that day: "Who wants to know about the insanity of a visit to Jungle Jim's and CiCi's?!" Mortified, I cover my ears because it being brought up to everyone is just too much even for me. Too humiliating. I eat some of the desserts to vent what's left of my shame from back then and because I wanted a couple brownies and cupcakes. I shoved each one into my mouth every time I went to grab one just to reduce how much I had to hear from Fluffy. But then, something happens. A lot more individuals show up here, falling through portals. And it's feels as though that all of existence is just merging together. Right before our eyes, Astral-Barian World appears in the sky above as does Mii World, Tomapie, Kohnanix, and more. It just keeps getting worse to the point that King Kai shows up next to Goku and screams: "ALL UNIVERSES ARE MERGING TOGETHER! GOKU! THEY ARE SO MANY THREATS WITH HUGE POWER LEVELS NOW!" Fluffy stops his comedy and practically screams at what is happening. The sky is falling. I mean it. It is falling as rain. And then, something else starts happening. A massacre. Chainsaws, spells, guns, and more are heard. The mysterious figure who collects villains like trading cards appears: "It is not time for the final showdown! Who is doing this? Freddie, find who is responsible! Now!" "I will." "Good! I might as well use this opportunity to break the cycle here and now! This has never happened before and I'm losing patience! This situation is supposed to happen on a much smaller scale! A scale that was maintained until just now! The death of Thanos by Pmurt Nedib's hands has never happened before either. I sense that annoying Kang The Conquerer around here somewhere!" I pale. Crap, not that dimension traveling villain my boyfriend knows a lot more about. Damn it. I pull out my sword and mentally curse as the slaughter reaches my location.
I and many others put a stop to it by killing those responsible. But things only get worse. A wormhole appears and sucks everyone and everything in. Awaiting us is a blank void. Goku Black, having freed himself laughs: "Welcome mortals to the start of the survival tournament where you will all fight to the death or I will kill all of you here! The arena is everywhere you see! Project Zero Mortals will be finished!" Everyone who died is brought back in an instant and then, Yufa shoves food in Goku Black's mouth: "Relax. You should eat something." "*spits it out* I don't listen to mortals!" In that moment, Goku Black is killed. "Kamehameha!" "Galick Gun!" "Rasenshuriken!" "Chaaaaaa!" "DIE DIE!" "Smaaaaaaaaaaaash!" "Supernova!" "Chibaku Tensei!" "Tower Of Flame!" "Grand Cross!" "Sonic Blow!" "Sharingan!" With him gone, infighting starts immediately. "Damn it! This just keeps getting worse!" "Chill out, Adam! My heroes and I have a great idea!" "And what would that be? I'm so over all of this today." "Defusion!" "It's worth a shot." And what do you know, a lot of Defusions together split reality back apart like it was nothing. And then, Freddie cackles as he kills someone I don't know of. Must be Kang. Who else could it be? Again, I'm just so over all of this crap. And there's still the matter of the fact that we're stuck in Universe 7 with far more individuals than at first. "I swoosh, I whoosh, I fly!" "Time for a fly off!" "Dillsburg. Dillsburg. DILLSBURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!" "Hey, I don't think we're trapped in a musical anymore." "You're right, Ciller." "Guys, we aren't at Midwest Furfest anymore. Does anyone know where we are?" "As an ant who lives on the ground, I think I know! We're in the Dragon Ball universe!" "Great, how do we get out of here?" "Uhh, are those the characters the audience made up?" "I'm an ant! I don't appreciate being copied!" "But you learned to embrace the magic and not hate it!" "Shut up, Ciller!" "I was trying to be helpful, Ziller!"
I sweat drop as Defusion fails to do anything and approach the newcomers: "Hi there. You're trapped in a fanfiction now. Wait, that doesn't even make sense because everything happening is really happening. It isn't just fiction. You're trapped in Universe 7 with us." I leave them before I can get tormented and decide to see HOW THINGS ARE GOING AT CAPSULE CORPORATION. I teleport to the lab in there and the chaos is here too. Dominic is getting electrocuted and his hair has definitely seen better days. Dr. Bonesbane's tail is on fire and he's screaming uncharacteristically. Doc Brown is collapsed on the floor. Biara has gone mad. Bulma, a light blue haired human with light skin, a yellow outfit, and blue eyes looks so tired. And so on. "What is happening here?" Doc Brown random regains consciousness: "AAAAAA! Nothing is working! No devices or anything! Not even time travel!" Dominic puts out Bonesbane's tail: "Something has sealed us all inside of this universe." "Could it be Goku Black or Kane The Conquerer?" "No. We don't know what. But it's not them. And now, every single being that has ever or will ever exist is here with us and the sheer weight of that is causing reality to collapse slowly but surely. Everything is very very very slowly breaking apart. So if you were expecting progress, the answer is there is none. We are in so much trouble right now because of all of this. There's no telling just how things things could get from here. The afterlife is off limits now so anyone who dies sticks around as a ghost." The ghost of Goku Black comes and possesses Bulma who then goes on a rampage and kills all of us, myself included. Now that I'm dead again, my control over my power is 100% and there's no time limit this time because the afterlife is closed off to use. I use my power to send Goku Black away before reviving all of us, myself included and trying everything I can to unseal Universe 7. Even my full power wasn't enough to bust us out. The limits of my body suck a lot. Damn it. "I'm just going to leave. I trust all of you to figure out a solution and I need to help put out metaphorical and literal fires." I teleport back to Beerus's planet to see a crap ton of conflicts going on. Someone is trying to eat everyone. I go to them immediately and slap them in the face: "Knock it off! This entire universe is collapsing! There's no time to be eating anyone or anything!"
"But I'm so hungry!" "You'll be so dead with the current state of affairs. Settle the hell down and watch your appetite. The more chaos happens, the faster this universe breaks apart and we all die to become ghosts doomed to forever roam this entire universe because even the afterlife is off limits to us now!" I relay such information to as many as I can and thus, the knowledge quickly spreads from individual to individual. However, this doesn't stop the chaos from continuing. I'm not even sure what to resolve first anymore. There's too much fighting going on and I just can't seem to find anywhere it isn't happening. This is a serious problem and annoyance. Like serious. Come on, does this even count as a chaotic hangout anymore? I'm not so sure at this point. And then, most individuals just vanish with a poof sound. Dominic sends me a message: "This universe is no longer collapsing." I relay it: "Hey! Stop fighting! We're all not going to die here anymore! Yay!" "Party!" I think it was Partyhorse from Regular Show who said it but soon, everyone is either dancing, standing around, or dance fighting. I'm not going to fully describe the absurdity even though the random disco ball and lights from out of nowhere make me want to. Today is just peachy. We literally can't be left behind in regards to all that's happening right now. I just want to bang my head against a desk in annoyance. As I'm standing around looking frustrated, I get pulled into the dance floor that's being formed by individuals dancing away the tables and chairs from earlier. Even though we're in what was a void of nothing, things are just getting more lively and chaotic as time passes. Partyhorse pulls me in. And now, I'm being cheered onto dance: "Come on, Adam! Show us your moves!" "I don't want to dance right now! Leave me be! I'm trying to think?" "Show us! Show us!" "Fine! I have no dancing training! If you want improv dancing, here you go!" I dance to the beat of one of those background music songs for shows and such but at full volume.
My moves are decent and actually enjoyed by the others. And soon, I just get into the music and dance until my body tenses up from the dancing and I nearly die again because believe it or not, my body is still feeling the effects of what I did during my fight with Glitch earlier. Bray heals me again and I get back to dancing like nothing bad happened. But I start losing my patience again and stop dancing to destroy something out of anger. I destroy a rock with my sword and feel a little better. Bakugo finds me and yells at me: "YOU DAMN EXTRA! I'LL KILL YOU FOR EARLIER!" "Shut it! I'm so frustrated right now myself! Gaaaaaaah! I just want to return to Miitopia!" "I WONT BE QUIET, EXTRA!" However, Madeline comes over before I can respond: "LEAVE THEM ALONE! BECAUSE NOW, YOU WILL FACE MY WRATH!" Soon, similar arguments break out again on Beerus's planet. It just doesn't stop, does it? Give me a damn break. And now, fully fledged fights are taking place. Madeline and Bakugo look like they're trying to kill each other. That's one example. We must all be going crazy from being stuck in this universe. Just then, Biara shows up and Sakura gets everyone to stop again so she can speak to us: "We don't know who sent us here but we do know that Universe 7 is returning to its original location at present and how to get out. We all have to.. Perform flatulence at the same time." "NO WAY IN HELL AM I DOING THAT, EXTRA!" "What kind of joke is this? Is there no other way? Must I use Spellbreaker to break us free out of this universe?" "SOMEONE IS PLAYING A SICK JOKE AND IM GOING TO FIND THEM SO I CAN GIVE THEM MY WRATH!" "This sounds extremely ridiculous. Have you tried using Link VRAINS, Biara?" "Ghost Gal, we have explored that option but it wasn't enough." "Impossible!" Shigaraki groans: "That means I'm stuck with you brats for even longer. This is so annoying. I hate all of you and will destroy you once someone gets this cursed ring off of me!" "This guy is such a drag! I'd like to go to this Capsule Corp." Shikamaru said that in time for Dominic to send me another message in all caps: "WE NEED MORE INTELLECTUAL HELP, SEND HELP, I NEED A NAP EVEN MORE THAN EVER NOW!" We never end up going with that plan because well, almost no one wanted to do it.
I get the memo of Dominic's message and ignore all of the restarting fights to inform everyone that they need more brains on deck before going back to Capsule Corp. Once there, I brainstorm and such with the others but nothing we try works. It gets so bad that we all uncharacteristically give up and start holding hands while singing a made up thing about friendship: "Lalalala, we've given up. We're friends, we're friends. Friendship till the end because we're stuck in Universe 7. We can't get out so let's all be friends while stranded far away from our homes. Lalalala, we've given up. We tried everything but the power of friendship, magic, and science didn't stand a chance against the power of plot inconvenience. Please help us, we have no hope now. Lalalala, we're all rusty or bad at singing." We keep singing while holding hands while teleporting to the others and dragging Whis and Beerus who have just been eating food the entire time along with us. "Lalalala, I hate this song. It's about friendship. Friendship is annoying. Why did you let us get dragged into this, WHIS!" "Lalalala, Lord Beerus. It's okay. There's nothing to be angry at friendship for. Why don't you try being a good friend? There's nothing we can do about our friends who are trapped here so far away from where they all live." "*Anzu joins* Lalalala, let's all come together and stop being mad. Friendship is so much better than hate." "*Bakugo and many others join* Lalalala, DAMN YOU EXTRAS! I don't need friends when I can just kill all villains and be stronger than All Might was before he lost his power." "Lalala, I will make you regret being so angry even though I barely know you. You're not as knuckleheaded as Naruto but you are even more full of yourself than him." "Lalala, I still hate this song!" "Lalala, that's too bad hun. We're forced to be in this one universe together. Things are happening that we didn't want so we must do our best with what we still have." By this point, everyone has joined in, whether they wanted to or not.
"Lalala, Mordecai and Rigby, you are so fired if I find out that all of this is your fault." "Lalala, look we're sorry, Benson! It was just a little mistake!" "YOU WEIRD BIRD EXTRA, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN IT WAS A LITTLE MISTAKE?!" "Rigs and I touched a weird object that was disguised as a remote. It wasn't our fault." "Lalala, I like singing! You know who else likes singing and touching weird objects disguised as remotes? MY MOM!" "Lalala, if you make another my mom joke, Muscleman, you are so FIRED!" "Lalala! Arr! These silly landlubbers aren't the only ones who made a mistake! I had Thrashbeak swallow one of the Infinity Stones and it caused something to happen in the aftermath of the Naruto universe being restored to normal! Don't remember what that something was but it was not fun." "Lalala, that's not all! Trixie, you better tell them what happened because you remember it better than me!" At this point, we are all sitting down on the ground while still holding things that are either hands or counterparts of hands in other creatures together for some reason. "Lalala, we tried to cast a spell with many other unicorns but I messed up. It went bad, I thought we were casting fireworks but it was something else. I ruined the spell and we ended up here." "Lalala, isn't it fun that there's still other things that happened? I can see it on the faces of many of you. Stop trying to hide it. As an artist and writer, I have to understand feelings so I can tell what's up a little bit." "Lalala, Great Scott! You're right! Marty and I were working on a project of mine that required the year to be 1955. But the experiment failed and we woke up here." "Lalala, I just wanted to crush the ninja once and for all for what they've done to me. I found a realm crystal and tried to go to another dimension to find spare parts or allies. Instead, I ended up here with allies and worst enemies alike." "Lalala, I trained way too hard. Endeavor said I was trying too hard but I got too focused on it. My quirk overloaded. And that's how I got here with others from my world."
"*unison* Lalala, we're all stuck here in one universe together. What are we supposed to do now?" "Lalala, these situations always intrigue me. The exploits required to get out of them are almost never ordinary. I shall suggest a solution now. The power of friendship. We're generating it. I see that it might be key to ending this issue once and for all." "What a drag!" The singing continues, bringing up more random incidents that happened to happen before this situation and is mixed in with various comments and complaints because of course it is. It ends when Shigaraki has someone get the ring off of him that's been stopping his quirk this whole entire time. However, a unified force easily defeats him in under 5 seconds. All arguments are done now and Shigaraki looks even more pissed off than Bakugo has. And then, we watch as Universe 7 exits that wormhole it's was sucked into and we go right along with it. Over 40 portals open up out of nowhere and suck in most everyone. The only individuals who remained who of Universe 7. I saw this as I was sent back to Konoha with so many others through one of the portals. I end up with Shikamaru right where we were before I took him to Twisted Land. Thankfully, it wouldn't be long before most ninja went to sleep at this point. "Finally, we're back here. Here, I have a scroll Bray gave me while healing me during mealtime. It can be repeatedly used many times. The required mana is in it. It's a spell that seals away memories of everything you weren't supposed to ever experience or learn or whatever. This will make sure Danzo can never find out about all of that stuff. Is it okay with you after what just happened? You declined earlier but I wanted to ask again just in case." "It's a drag but I will take it. It helps that you explained magic more than that talking animal did not too long before Jiraya was killed. *I give the scroll to him* How does the scroll work exactly?" "Not even questioning the magic of friendship that just got us back here. But anyway. Just read what it says and point at the target. That means point at yourself if it is yourself. There's enough mana to do it for all of the ninja."
"I don't feel like questioning how we got back here. That's a drag. I have seen too much to question anything right now because that would be a complete drag." "Okay then. Well, I'm going to get my gear fixed, healed again, and return to Miitopia for battle now." "You're leaving? Well okay. Thanks for all of that. Will I see you ever again?" "Yes. Would you like to join BRAINS? Don't worry, we'll contact you discreetly if you choose to join. It'll be old fashioned coded letters. I have a feeling that some ninja will join while the rest will just want a secret alliance. Things are about to get very turbulent in this world." "I do want to join. I suspect Lady Hokage will want an alliance when she eventually wakes up. For now, we have Danzo to worry about more than ever." "I believe that's what she'd want too. Anyway. I'm off. See ya, Shikamaru. I'll send the letter to you personally in time. Be on the lookout for it. It won't arrive to you until a day comes where you aren't busy fighting or whatever." He says goodbye back and I teleport to the Miitopia BRAINS base where Dominic so happens to be at for a second: "Dominic! Quickly! Can you fix my gear quickly? We need to be ready for the battle to resume like none of what happened besides it happened!" "It's already taken care of. I need a nap. Let's go. I did it as you asked. No big deal." He gives me some HP bananas in addition. With that, we finally return to the battle for control over Galados Isle. Lots of Nazis, monsters, and robots. That's what's waiting for us back on the battlefield. I get ready to resume fighting with my sword back in hand. I have a feeling that there's still a lot of battle left. Most of the enemy forces are still standing. Find out what happens next in Miitopian Civil War Chapter 7.
*Amegakure* In the village where the rain never seems to end, where everything is in ruin, Konan has placed Yahiko and Nagato in a very nice resting place and leaves it. However, Tobi appears and speaks in a menacing voice before the two engage in a fight. It's an insane fight but Konan dies in the end. Just like in the show. However, Tobi muses about something extra after the fight: "Those visitors from other worlds. Almost none of them possess chakra. And among those who do, they possess chakra that is different from this world's and yet, one of them still used it in a wind release jutsu. I will not pursue them and continue as planned. I could seek them out for their powers or to use them but I have no way of visiting other dimensions except one other. If they aren't going to interfere with my plans, I see no reason to hunt them down." *Kabuto's hideout* "Damn it. What is this headache? It must be from those kids! Lord Orochimaru must be mocking me from beyond the grave. Oh well, I'll just continue what I had planned as scheduled. Tobi or should I say, Madara will be given an offer he won't be able to refuse." *Mount Myōboku* "Damn it! I get what happened and why but what the hell does that mean for the future? Naruto better be ready. I hope I never get thrown at him ever again!" A figure cloaked in white and gold appears before him: "The future is in danger, my future comrade. All worlds are in danger." "Who the hell are you?" "I'm not ready to show myself to those outside of Evermore just yet but you can call me Luxerion." The figure then pulls out a blue stone and uses it to enter a trip door, leaving the Chief Toad in confusion and disbelief.
Outro: Thank you for reading this pretty difficult to write and chaotic chapter! So yeah, the Naruto arc is officially complete now. You'll find out more about Luxerion in the future. It'll be an adventure where 2 worlds accessed virtually are in trouble at the same time. One is being investigated by The Lancers, Playmaker and friends, and Tron's family. The other has been entered into by players called Soul Divers. I need to figure out how to explain some things because we got an extension to the Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS plot now so that'll be interesting to work out. So there you have it. That's all I have to say for now. My next writing will be a very special chapter of this story. Hope to see ya again soon! Bye bye!