Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 12: Escort Transport: Cookie

Date: April 1st, 2023

As the war continued to rage in Miitopia, a certain group of individuals aiding against the Nazis had no choice but to return to where they've come from to help. "Twilight, are you sure we really have to return to Equestria? We just got here 2 hours ago! And we need to help our friends and allies." "I know that, Applejack but.. There are a lot of friendship problems building up and rumors that Chrysalis, Tirek, and Cozy Glow have somehow been turned back from being stone. There is also a rumor about a cookie so delicious and magical that it needs to be guarded and locked away far from any town. Ponies are fighting over it. We must be taken care of this immediately. Rainbow Dash, I want you to tell whoever you can that we're going. You're the fastest of us." "You got it, Twilight!" As Rainbow Dash speeds away from the ponies who by chance managed to meet up in the middle of another battle over Greenhorne, I overheard everything. I'm drenched in my own sweat and blood but I don't care about that right now. I go over to them while cutting down some Nazis in 2. "Ha! Ha! Move out of the way or die!" I quickly get to them: "Ponies, I heard everything. If you must go, go. I'll inform some of the others when I get the chance. I suggest you hurry. It sounds like whatever's going on could be enough to plunge Equestria into a state as bad as things are here in Miitopia. I'll cover your exit. Don't worry about taking down more Nazis. I'll take them. Bray's healing spell is still in effect but you really should hurry. As amazing as it take, it won't be enough to save you from really high damage. The Nazis get stronger by the day with better gear and all that. That means that it would only take a few minutes worth of bullets constantly pounding you to kill you." A couple minutes later, Rainbow Dash returns. "I'm back! What did I miss?" "Oh good, the whole team is here. You know, I was wondering why you were the only ones who came here today from Equestria. It makes sense now. So much going on there. Now go on, get out of here! All these Nazis trying to kill you will fall to my sword. I swear it."

The ponies along with Spike the dragon nod. And with that, they just teleport away. Soon after that, we won the battle and immediately had to head to New Lumos to fight there too. Something really bad has come up there. What we didn't know was just how much of a hellish nightmare today was going to be after the humor was done. And on what was essentially April Fools Day too.. *Meanwhile in Equestria* "So uhh.. Why are we guarding a cookie in a carriage again?" "Well since all the friendship problems were taken care of very quickly, we now have to make sure this cookie never sees the light of day, Rainbow Dash." "Darlings, let's not forget that Twilight said that this cookie is thousands of years old and was created and enchanted by an evil wizard. That means we have to be careful not to eat it or anything like that. This is so beneath my standards but oh well, I'll do anything for Twilight." "Mmm! It smells so good! It may be thousands of years old but as far as I can tell, it still smells great and looks fresh! No wonder ponies were fighting over it in Ponyville! I just want to eat it all up!" "Yeah about that.. I don't think you should eat that. Angel bunny was immediately repulsed by the cookie when we passed through the animal reserve not too long ago.." "I don't care! I want that cookie!" "Pinkie Pie! Don't you dare eat that enchanted cookie!" Pinkie Pie starts entering the carriage while Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy continue pulling it along. Rainbow is just about ready to unclip from the carriage and tackle Pinkie Pie herself. "Darn it, Pinkie Pie! I thought you were done craving dangerous or excessive desserts!" "Pinkie Pie! Get out of there this instant!" "Alright, cookie! It's just you and me! Down the hatch!" "Hey, where are we?" "Rigby. Mordecai. If you two are responsible for us being here, you are so fired." "Woah, chillax Benson! We didn't do anything to bring us here!" "Don't lie. You two screwed up something again and that sent us wherever here is. You guys."

"You're supposed to be on our side, Skips!" "You know who else is supposed to be on your side? My mom!" "GUYYYYYYYYYYYS! STOP MESSING AROUND AND GET SERIOUS! I DONT WANT TO BE-" "THERE'S A DELICIOUS COOKIE NEARBY! Mordecai, let's eat it!" "RIGBBBBBBBBBBBBY!" Mordecai refuses to budge. Rigby runs toward the carriage by following the trail of cookie scent. And that's when the Mystery Machine falls from out of the sky. They weren't called to help in Miitopia for combat, only some intelligence gathering when their skills were needed. Today wasn't one of those days they were needed. Several screams can be heard as this happens. This causes Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie to come to a complete stop. Inside the carriage, the cookie and Pinkie Pie are sent crashing into one of the walls just as Rigby gets in, causing him to crash into a different side. "Owwwww!" The cookie was contained inside a huge glass cookie jar. It shatters, causing the cookie to fall to the floor but miraculously not crumble into pieces despite being as warm and apparently fresh as a cookie from Crumbl Cookies. In fact, it hits the floor with a really loud thump. Rigby and Pinkie Pie stare at each other as the screaming continues outside. "What are you looking at, pink pony? I want that cookie!" "I want it too! I saw it first so it's mine! Mine!" "But I want it too! Give it to me or else!" "Hmph!" And then they start fighting each other. And as that happens, more strange dimensional things happen. The sky breaks apart as it is suddenly replaced by an error message reading: "System failure". As a result, some individuals fall in from a gaming world as the Mystery Machine lands safely thanks to a parachute Velma designed and the gang all helped install together. Shaggy and Scooby run out of it, right for the cookie. "Come on, Scoob! Let's go get that cookie!" "Right, Raggy!" "Shaggy! Scooby! What are you doing? We almost just died!"

And they keep running for the cookie. "Why in tarnation is this all happening? What's so special about the enchanted cookie anyway?" Benson goes to the carriage in a burning rage while Velma chases after Shaggy and Scooby. No one answers Applejack as things are just getting more chaotic by the second. So many individuals from a gaming world are still falling at the moment. They're falling too far to be Jumanji residents or players. Currently, no one can deduce who any of them are. Instead, shouting and fighting just gets out of hand. And as if that weren't enough, a wormhole opens up in front of everything right as those falling finally land onto the ground. No one can even say anything as the wormhole sucks everyone, cookie and carriage included up. Seconds later, they aren't in Equestria anymore. "Well, I'll be bewildered. We aren't in Equestria no more but where is here?" "Jenkies! Is this that amusement park Shaggy and Scooby have said for years they wanted to go to? We live in Coolsville. What's it called again? Oh right, Kings Island." And they just had to end up inside of Kings Island during a nice warm and sunny afternoon. All chatter around them ceases. Park guests and staff alike are just staring at them, completely shellshocked and confused. Someone among the crowd speaks up: "Woah! What are the Mystery gang from Scooby Doo doing here? Scooby's been gone from Kings Island since 2009! What's going on?!" Another speaks: "What the! My girls would be so excited if they saw that there are ponies from My Little Pony here. But why are they so.. lifelike?!" "Damn! Those are most of the main characters from Regular Show! I loved that show!" "What in the?! There are characters from Sword Art Online here too?" Kings Island security get through the crowd and they try to be professional about things. But they couldn't speak a word.

It's one thing for everyone now there to show up in Kings Island's Planet Snoopy kids area. It's another for even Kings Island security to be rendered speechless. They don't know what to do or say. If this isn't international news already, it will be soon. A lot of people get their phones out, take pictures, and record videos. And then the smell of the cookie comes out of the carriage. A mob of kids running from their parents run towards the carriage and nearly knock down some of the growing crowd. But a furious Benson keeps them from getting to it. A knight in blue and gold armor with some white with light skin, long blonde hair, a white tiara like thing, and blue eyes from that gaming world speaks up: "What is this place? Is this the real world you spoke of, Asuna?" "No. This world feels too different somehow. Are we in another dimension? What's going on?" Asuna has light brown eyes, extremely long chestnut hair, light skin, white gloves, white and silver breastplate and bracers, a long white skirt, and white leggings, sleeves, and shirt, and shoes with violet patterns. Skips of all people replies: "I don't know who you people are but trust me when I say this. We are in a completely different dimension almost none of us are very familiar with if at all." "This can't be! We were just.. We were just in the Underworld fighting for everyone living there.." "Hey! Get away from my cookie!" "No it's mine!" "No way, it's ours! Right, Scoob?!" "Right, Raggy!" "..." And the fighting resumes and gets worse to the point of being straight out of a cartoon. There's even sound effect graphics and dust coming out of the carriage. Just great. "RIGBBBBBBBBBBBY! GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW AND LEAVE THAT COOKIE ALONE!" "NO WAY, BENSON! I WANT IT! TAKE THIS, YOU COOKIE THIEVES!" That's when Twisted Land's Red Rebel and Kanoka spirit both show up. Wordlessly, they combine their abilities to send everyone to another dimension and erase all memories of the situation at Kings Island.

Red Rebel groans: "Damn it! I wish there was more we could do about all this but we can't spare another moment without risking so much!" "I share your frustration. Come, Red Rebel. Adam is dying. We must go save them. There is no time to lose. We must go immediately. I know not of where we sent them. Hopefully, it's not a place like this one." "Okay! Let's get this whole thing done and over with. I want to rest a little in Twisted Land should we help cause a big enough victory to make a temporary pause in the fighting." The two then leave. *Unknown underground location, Equestria* "Tirek, are you sure it was wise to mess with that enchanted thing?!" "You have a lot to learn about being bad still, Cozy Glow! Yes it was because now we have sent those ponies and random individuals from other dimensions into a huge pickle! With them gone, we will take over Equestria and no one will be able to stop us!" Pmurt Nedib appears through a portal with a businessman grin on his face. He looks at the 3 escaped villains. Tirek is a red Minotaur like creature with black horns and eyes and such. Cozy Glow is a pegasi with a multi buned sky blue mane in a pale yellow bow, sky blue tail, less light than typical pink skin, and amber eyes. Chrysalis is a changeling with a black twisting horn and body, green eyes and skin patch, and blue hair, tail, and clear blue wings. "You villains are exactly who I've been looking for. In case my latest plan in the land of Miitopia fails, extracting the planet egg, I'm going to need your help." "And why should we help you?! I'm queen of the Changelings! I don't need anyone!" "My incompetent employees and puppets have failed time and time again. You three have as well but some cards freed you from your stone imprisonment. Those cards are what I seek. But I'll let you have them and all of Equestria if you agree to help me out. Do we have a deal? My puppets and employees will help you conquer Equestria as will myself."

"You talk big for someone who looks very beat up. Why should we trust you?" "You know, I'm with Cozy Glow again on something. Hard to believe." "I'm with her too. Why should we trust you?" "It's very simple. I am a God and I am superior to all other life forms! Do I need to show you a fraction of my holiness? Or do you want to just seal the deal so we can wipe out all freaks together?" "Oh please! If anyone's a God, it's me!" "You don't understand, do you? In that case, I will make you understand!" Pmurt Nedib opens a portal to a city in another world: "Behold! The largest city by population in my home world! The world where everyone still alive worships me and has seen miracles of mine in person or on TV or online! Come with me!" The 3 reluctantly follow him into the portal. Suddenly, people show up around them. They all shout: "All hail Lord Pmurt Nedib! May his holiness forever prosper!" A bunch of rebels suddenly push through the crowd and are heavily armed. Pmurt Nedib smirks: "Watch, villains of Equestria. This is something I learned from possessing Pain." He reaches out with the palm of his right hand toward the rebels who are trying to kill him. He pushes them away so hard that they're sent flying for miles. Pmurt didn't even break a sweat. "Now do you see my divinity? Do you see why I'm superior now?" "As if! We could do that too!" "Can you? Well, I'll show you something else then!" He uses his right palm to pull those he sent away back and closer to him. When they get pulled to him, they are torn to shreds with ease. The villains are speechless for a few seconds as Pmurt opens a portal back to where they came from and gestures them inside. He follows right behind him. Right as the portal closes, Chrysalis speaks up after struggling to find the words to say: "..I.. I accept your help. I'm sick of those ponies ruining everything for me! And curse Discord for deceiving me and getting me turned to stone with these two!"

"I hate working with anyone but fine. As long as we get our revenge and take over Equestria, I will help you. These cards you speak of have made us so much more powerful." Pmurt Nedib heals himself as Cozy Glow adds: "Okay okay. If Tirek's in, I'm in too. We'll make Twilight Sparkle and her friends pay once they get back from dealing with that cookie!" "It's a deal then. Good, I knew coming here would be an excellent business decision in the name of America!" *Sophila city, near the wilds of what was once the human Cabala civilization in the world of The Legend Of Neverland* Life was peaceful as usual in Sophila. Captain Owen of the Adventure Society stood at among the highest pathways in the city, overlooking much of it. But then, the SAO, MLP, Scooby Doo, and Regular Show universe inhabitants just showed up in the middle of Sophila by the fountain where a Gacha event was taking place. The streets of Sophila are a modest cobblestone. Guardian Swiftdrawer, a counterpart of myself chosen by the goddess Freya to be a special human who connects with Flower Fairies with the responsibility to restore the Path of Fire Sword and save the world so happens to have been passing through on the way to see the Captain. They're riding a dinosaur mount with Iris and Cornflower who are flower fairies floating along as they move faster than in foot thanks to the mount. Swiftdrawer gets the dino to stop after Iris who has light skin, blue eyes, chestnut hair, and a beautiful dress with multiple colors to it says: "Swiftdrawer! Wait! Look there!" Swiftdrawer looks behind them at the chaos: "What kind of Escort Transportation is that?" "I'm not sure. Let's ask that blonde haired warrior what's going on." They head right to Alice who is standing with Asuna and the others who came from the gaming world. Or at least, that's what would have happened. Instead, the guardian gladiator smells the cookie: "Woah. It's been so long since I've had anything sweet to eat. Is that a cookie? I must have it!"

On mount, Swiftdrawer heads to the carriage while Cornflower who has a blue hat, light skin, blue eyes, white hair, and a blue outfit remains quiet and Iris tries to get them to stop: "Swiftdrawer! Don't! That cookie you're smelling is giving off a malevolent aura full of dark magic!" Swiftdrawer doesn't listen and continues to the carriage. Once they're by the door into it, they dismount and enter as the fighting continues. They pull out their really long katana style red sword after seeing the fighting going on. In seconds, they defeat all 4 individuals already inside with ease. "Hey man! What did you do that for?! I want that cookie! Give me that cookie!" "No! It's my cookies! MINE! I GOT TO IT FIRST AND I WISH I HAD GUMMY TO BACK ME UP RIGHT NOW!" "No! This is ours! Like you wouldn't be able to handle it! Scoob and I are the only ones who can handle it! And that's that!" Swiftdrawer makes a move for picking up the cookie to eat it: "Swiftdrawer! Please don't eat that cookie! I sense miasma in it.." The guardian has a dazed look as do the others, contradictory to what they're saying and feeling. And then they come after Swiftdrawer for trying to move to eat it but they easily get defeated again and the guardian takes a small bit of the cookie. Immediately, they gag and rush out of the carriage before throwing up onto the ground. "..." "Swiftdrawer, are you okay?" "I.. That was the worst thing I have ever tasted in my life.. It's even worse than anything I have had to drink since we began this adventure and left Oak Town.." "Your body must have thrown up to resist the dark magic and miasma.. That was too close.." "I know. I'll listen to you next time something like this happens. We have to tell these individuals that the cookie is not safe. But how?" Before Iris can reply, Swiftdrawer collapses after they started heavily breathing. Applejack, Mordecai, and Asuna run to them while Fred, Velma, Benson, Skips, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity try to break up the fighting over the cookie which has already resumed in full force.

Mordecai tries slapping Swiftdrawer awake but it doesn't work. "Wake up! Darn it! Agh! Why did today have to go like this?!" "Listen up y'all, we should probably wait for them to wake up." "I agree." "But! This person's been poisoned by that cookie! Isn't there anything we can do?!" "I doubt you can but myself or Alice might be able to." "What do you mean you can do something? Who are you anyway?" "My name is Asuna. Yuuki Asuna." "I'm Applejack." "I'm.. Mordecai." "Mordecai? Asuna? I've heard of y'all before." Asuna tries healing Swiftdrawer but nothing happens: "Damn it! Alice! Please help me immediately!" Iris speaks up: "Hey.." "What the?! Where'd you come from?!" "Sorry to startle you. I'm Iris, I'm Swiftdrawer's first Flower Fairy. They don't recall much from when we first connected." "Woah, is this world a mmorpg?" "I don't know what you're talking about. But Swiftdrawer is a little bit different from most humans. When they're hunting and fighting monsters, it's like their consciousness has merged with someone else's. I can sense it." And then, Beerus appears beside them with a seriously concerned Whis. "Lord Beerus, did you seriously have to ask me to stop watching over that world of miis just so you could pursue the most delicious sugary treat we have ever smelled?" "Of course I did! I'm the God of Destruction of Universe 7! You're the one who insisted we not meddle in the affairs of mortals even as some mortals tried to eradicate other mortals completely on that planet!" "Well I don't think the other Gods would approve of us interfering. Better to be safe than sorry, my lord." "Blah blah blah. Now where is that damn cookie?!" "It's over there, in that carriage, Lord Beerus. But something is very off about it." "Oh hey there, Whis and Beerus. I would ask what y'all are doing here but we heard everything." "Oh ho! Aren't you that pony who lives on a farm? I've only gotten to meet you while fighting or during those chaotic encounters. It's nice to meet you somewhere.. more peaceful. Lord Beerus could learn more than a few things from you."

"What was that, Whis? Did you just say that I could learn things from a orange pony with a hat?! WHIIIIIIIIIS!" "You're most amusing, Lord Beerus. But it's true and you need to calm down." "Yeah like dude, chill out! But wait, if you keep yelling, maybe that will wake up Swiftdrawer.." "I DONT CARE ABOUT WAKING ANYONE UP! I WILL DESTROY YOUR HOME PLANET FOR SAYING THAT!" "Please, stop being so angry! That cookie is no ordinary cookie. Swiftdrawer ate a bit of it and threw up almost immediately.. That cookie has dark magic and miasma inside of it." "...I was about to eat a cursed cookie?! That's it! I'm going to destroy that damn cookie!" "Wait! Let us ponies take care of it! Someone please get the others out of this world! We were trying to get the cookie to a safe and secure location where no one would ever find it! Twilight learned of the trouble it was causing and we're just trying to get it away from every creature." "No way! You can't let a cookie like that continue on existing!" But before Beerus could destroy it, Swiftdrawer wakes up, pulls their sword from their back again, and charges into the carriage, getting those trying to break up the fight to back up. Once inside, they knock Scooby, Shaggy, Pinkie Pie, and Rigby unconscious in 3 seconds flat. After that, they try to cut the cookie into pieces but nothing happens to the cookie. Instead, the carriage is completely destroyed. Rarity freaks out: "Noooo! Not my beautiful carriage! I designed it and now it's in pieces!" Beerus watched everything play out. He runs to where the cookie is: "If any of you want to live, get the hell back! I'm going to destroy that damn cookie! There will be nothing left of it once I'm through with it! Just you wait! I will erase it from existence!" Beerus easily lifts up debris and stuff above or on the cookie. Swiftdrawer and others nearby get back after hearing his warning loud and clear. He raises his right hand while picking up the cookie with his left. The cookie may be the size of a pony but that is nothing to him as was the case with Swiftdrawer.

"Cookie, I'm going to put an end to your wretched existence today." He points his right hand at it as he charges up purple destruction energy in it. When he's put in enough to account for the failed attempt to destroy it with a sword and the power he can now sense radiating from it, he releases the energy: "Haikai." When the energy touched the cookie, it should have been completely erased. Beerus even dropped it away from the carriage so he wouldn't erase his left arm by accident. But even as the ground below the cookie gets erased, it just floats in the air, unharmed by Haikai. "What sorcery is this?! Whis! Why the hell is the cookie still here?!" Whis and pretty much everyone else comes to him. "I'm not sure, Lord Beerus." "But I am." Attention shifts from Beerus to Alice. "I sense the darkness inside that cookie as you call it. It is malicious. I don't know how that warrior managed to not succumb completely to what's inside of it but I do know that this cookie must be eliminated before anyone else can try to eat it. *pulls out sword" Enhance Armament. Go, my flowers! Destroy this dessert food that has been corrupted by darkness!" From Alice's sword, a whole bunch of golden floral energy comes out but it doesn't do anything to the cookie. Instead, another strange thing happens. It turns out that some of Beerus's Haikai energy remained as with Alice's sword's golden floral energy. The 2 energies combine and open up a rift. Charlene, one of the primary members of the Adventure Society comes running to everyone or more specifically, Swiftdrawer. "Swiftdrawer! What did you do?!" "Charlene! I didn't do anything! All these people and talking creatures just came out of nowhere.. And then I ate this cookie that's corrupted, threw up, and passed out.." "You've proven yourself more than enough times to the Society. I believe you. The Captain is on the way along with Casey and.. Rita the witch. You better be on your best behavior when you explain the situation to them." Charlene has light skin, green eyes, long yellow-orange hair, silver armor, and a red, white, and black outfit beneath.

"I'll do my best, Charlene." "Hold on. Is that a rift? There could be monsters. Look out! We can't allow anyone to enter it. Swiftdrawer, come with me. We'll prevent anyone from entering. A rift like this is too dangerous for most people. If ordinary people get caught up in this, I'm afraid it will not end well for them." "Oh great! Another mortal to get involved in this situation! Damn it, Whis! I thought you would be able to foresee something like this coming! Why didn't you?!" "My lord, I can only do so much as an angel." "Gaaaaaaaaaah!" Scar Basiltomato appears and is immediately left in disbelief: "Red Rebel told me of the situation and I finally found you all but now there's more of you.. This situation is so strange and so bad. Some of our best fighters are here instead of Miitopia now.. I have to tell the others right away.. Like that will do anything when no one else can be spared to help. Those Nazis got clever and managed to get the jump on so many of us. I barely got away with my crust in one piece.." Shaggy and Scooby wake up: "Woah! Scoob! Look at that! A huge person sized pizza slice! Forget the cookie! Let's eat that pizza!" "Yeah, Raggy! I'm ready to eat pizza!" And then creatures start coming out of the rift. "Raaaaaaaaagy!" "Scoob! What's wrong?" "Rhosts! Rhoooooooooosts!" "Don't be silly, Scoob! There's no ghosts wherever we are!" "Rook, Raggy! Rooooooook! Lots of rhosts! Rhosts everywhere!" Monsters from Midgard's Geffen Tower are just flowing right in from the rift. And then, another Swiftdrawer appears from a different world with a flying black creature who has been often mistaken for a pig. That Swiftdrawer starts cutting through a lot of the monsters. "Swiftdrawer! Aaaaa! There are so many!" The Swiftdrawer of this world looks on in confusion alongside Iris, Cornflower, and Charlene. And then, Lord Knight Swiftdrawer gets pulled into the situation too. "Where am I? There's so many monsters from Geffen Tower coming in from that rift. I have to stop them."

The knight easily defeats all of the remaining monsters and then some before forming a magical circle in the ground in an attempt to seal the rift. It fails and a full sized Maya boss appears from the rift. "Damn it! We have to stop this Maya before any damage can be done. Endure! Sword Quicken! Provoke! Smite! Joint Beat! Bash!" "Haaaaa! Ha! Ha! Ha!" "My flowers, go forth once more and eliminate this enemy!" "I'll help too! Haaaaa! This is for Kirito!" "Damn it! I'll show those Saiyans that I can in fact defeat something this strong without them getting into the fight too. Haikai!" In not even a minute, the Maya is defeated and the rift collapses. Lord Knight Swiftdrawer along with their mercenaries, Peco Peco, and pet are immediately sent back to New Lumos somehow. With things calmer now since the cookie is now out of reach for anyone to try to eat on account of it floating over a crater in the middle of Sophila, Cluu says: "Are you alright, Swiftdrawer? I think I'm doing okay. Maybe." ".." "Well, I guess I couldn't have asked for much of a response from you." "*shrugs*" Fluttershy's eyes brighten: "Aww look at the tiny flying pig! Let me look at you, little guy! I want to see if you're doing okay for real!" "I'm fine and I'm not a pig! Why does everyone think I'm a pig?! Why?!" "*puts face in hands*" Beerus and Whis both heavily sweat drop at what's going on. But before anyone can say anything, the rift from earlier somehow reopens and sucks everyone involved in the situation who hasn't left the universe yet to somewhere else. The sounds of heavy guitars, drums, and screamed vocals are all anyone can hear once they've arrived in another universe. Everyone tries to yell to communicate but it's all drowned out. "See the despair in this hell of a society. We're trapped in a cage of lies, oppression, and hatred. People are dying and everyone else is just smiling."

And worst of all, the cookie is levitating and moving on its own. "The smell of decomposition and burning is our only anchor to reality." In fact, it is flying towards the frontman of whatever Death Metal band is performing where they are now. "Parasites, this society is full of parasites. They want to eat us all alive, drain us of our energy, and destroy everything we hold dear." Everyone is now pushing through the crowd and struggling to push through the mosh pit in an attempt to stop the cookie. "We're left with lives full of dirt and absolute crap. It's like they're lining us all up for the slaughter. Lining us up to die unfulfilled lives. Like they want to drive us to end our lives for them." The cookie is just about to make it into the frontman/singer's mouth when it and everyone else is sucked into another rift. For a while, this sort of thing just keeps happening. They go through all sorts of places. The iconic showdown between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader nearly gets altered by the cookie attempting to make Luke eat it before Vader even revealed he is Luke's father. But that's when it switched to somewhere else. The SCP Foundation. And every time, everyone is just complaining or trying to get the cookie. The cookie almost gets into SCP-682 when SCP-682 knocks it back really hard but does no actual damage. Then it was onto the house where the 1st and 5th Scream movies basically had their climaxes. As the dudes are trying to kill those who have come to stop them, the cookie tries to get into the survivor of the first ghost face murderers' mouth but then another rift opens. And then everyone finds themselves in a hotel but not just any hotel. The one where The Shining took place. The cookie tries to corrupt the already insane man who once said the words: "Here's Johnny" as he tried to kill his wife. That man just murdered a black man who was trying to help stop him from hurting others. And then, a center screen wipe happens.

The cookie is clearly showing agitation at this point as the setting changes to the hospital where a certain therapist was forced to take a leave of absence from for a week. It tries to force itself into that therapist as the therapist watches a terrified teenage girl suddenly stop freaking out: "No! It's here!" When her panic ends, a wide sadistic grin appears on her face as she takes a knife and cuts herself in the neck. She starts bleeding heavily and collapses to the floor before dying. Everyone who's been dragged through dimension after dimension with the cookie is forced to watch this from the hospital hallway as doctors, nurses, and patients are left speechless by their presence. And then, they with the cookie vanish and end up in yet another dimension. They are now inside the castle of Neverwinter in the world featured in D & D: Honor Among Thieves. "Where is that bastard cookie now? I'm going to destroy everything if that's what it takes to destroy it! Haika-" "No, Lord Beerus. Don't do it." "Swiftdrawer! There are enemies on the way! Be careful!" "Swiftdrawer! Look out! Enemies! And they probably want to eat me!" "..."Your name is.. Swiftdrawer too?" The cookie meanwhile is trying to enter a sorcerer named Simon Aumar who has dark brown hair, tan skin, brown eyes, and a simple outfit. He is wearing a relic known as the Helm of Disjunction. It has a silver and gold design. It is on his head. When the cookie got close enough to him, it lost its magic and fell to the ground while rotting away. When it hit the ground, it softly crumbled on account of it already rotting away without the magic. The Helm of Disjunction disables magical enchantments. But when the helmet comes off Simon's head, the cookie is able to reform itself into a fresh looking but really tough pony sized cookie again. Simon somehow didn't even notice it's presence. However, Beerus had captured it right before it reformed. As a result, the cookie is incapacitated somehow and then, the rift opens one last time, spitting everyone out into Equestria with the cookie still in Beerus's grasp and the ruins of Rarity's carriage on the ground.

"GREAT! JUST GREAT! NOW WE'RE BACK HERE! MORDECAI! RIGBY! STOP GETTING US INTO RIDICULOUS SITUATIONS OR ELSE!" And that's when Twilight Sparkle comes to their location with Spike and some of the royal guard who insisted on coming with her. When her eyes spot Mordecai, something very unusual but magical happens. Up above, the Wonderbolts are flying together in formation. And there are fireworks lighting up the sky for some occasion. Hell, there's even some airplane from some unnamed dimension passing through in the night sky as the time turns to night for absolutely no reason. Mordecai notices Twilight looking at him and their eyes meet. That's when some music starts playing from who knows where. They get closer to each other. Cluu exclaims: "What kind of ridiculous thing is going on now?!" ".." "Oh my. Oh my. Are those mortals falling in love?" "Adam told us about Mordetwi for laughs. Is this really happening? Excuse me while I let my cheese cry!" "Awww! Twilight in love?! Never thought I'd see this happen! This is so awesome!" Mordecai speaks to Twilight: "W-who are you? You're so beautiful. I'm going to quit my job. And now, I want to spend my days with you after I do so.." "And y-you're so majestic.. I'm Twilight, are you Mordecai?" "I am. How did you know?" Now the sky is filled with shooting stars too. Something overtakes Twilight as she sings along to this singing voice of Earth origin. She and Mordecai both start tearing up as the dirt below them rise to different elevations, forming new hills in the process. She started to sing with: "Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now, right now." The music is added onto by a different song but no one would pick up on it until the other song stopped playing. The song that's now playing as well is Pain's theme from Naruto Shippuden. It is quickly joined by the Number card summoning theme from the Yugioh Zexal dub. It would also go unnoticed for the moment.

"Wait, I can't spend the rest of my life with you.." "Swiftdrawer! There's a strange unknown magic in the air!" "Iris, what does that mean?" "I'm not sure but it doesn't feel like anything like the love you have shown me as a Guardian and adventurer." That's when Tobi appears while laughing nonstop: "Hahahahaha! I know what that is! Deidara would be so proud of me for knowing what that is even though I've never really felt love in my life for anyone other than him! Or wait, wouldn't he just yell at me as usual? Well, there's only one way to find out! But first, I'm going to tell you all what that stuff in the air is! I think they called it in worlds where these groups called fandoms exist: 'shipping'? Yeah. That's it! Shipping! It's the power of shipping!" By this point, some others were pulled into the situation as well including Barla who is not happy about being dragged into it dimensionally. After an awkward silence happens, Tobi just leaves: "Well, you're all party poopers! See ya when I can kill you all and have fun doing it! So much fun in fact that it will be even more satisfying than pooping! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Bye!" The airplane is gone and the fireworks stop. However, the shooting stars are still coming down even as it randomly becomes day again. Without the booms of the fireworks or that Airplanes song playing, the other music is exposed and causes some shuddering. "Damn it! At this rate, I'm going to throw up moldy cheese in fear! It's been centuries since any Tomapieian has done that!" And then the screams start being heard. Twilight looks like she's hiding something big. It's like she just forgot the moment she shared with Mordecai completely: "No! Not more situations! I thought after dealing with those sticks of doom that Equestria would return to peace.." "Calm down, Twilight! You aren't acting like yourself! I'm glad that that shipping thing is at least over with but still.." "Don't tell me.. Damn it. She better not go Twlinannas.. There is still that cookie and all that screaming. Twlinannas is such a ridiculous way of referring to a mortal freaking out! Whose idea was that?!"

He doesn't get an answer because the cookie which was hiding from everyone for some reason suddenly comes out of its hiding spot. Upon doing so, it tries again to get someone to eat it. I forgot to mention that it somehow managed to shrink to mouth size while trying to get itself into the mouths of whoever it wanted in the other dimensions. This time was no exception. It goes right for the most powerful being it could sense: Beerus. However, a royal guard who wasn't with Twilight when she got to the field everyone currently is in flies urgently to her. She turns to him: "What's wrong? What's the rush?!" "Your majesty.. We have a huge problem! Those screams aren't screams of joyful fright like we thought. They're screams of terror. Tonight was going to be just a usual Nightmare Night but.. Tirek, Cozy Glow, and Chrysalis are loose!" "Damn it! No wonder the number detection radar in my band has been acting up! I had that installed in my band as an experiment by various scientists! And I don't care that I'm cutting into your conversation! Wait, those aren't shooting stars, are they?" That's when she gets a call from Dominic. She answers the call right away: "Barla! I finally found your location! You just straight up disappeared! What a nap causation!" "Get away from me, you cookie! Whis! Can't you do something about it?!" "Was that Beerus yelling about a cookie? What is going on? Never mind, we don't have time for that! We have an emergency! We beat the Nazis but they're invading Equestria now!" "What the hell?! Is everyone coming?" "Yes but worst of all, no one has been treated of any injuries yet. We can't catch a break! I need a nap!" "*curses several times* That's it! Dominic, I'm going to blow that cookie to smitterings and then, blow those Nazis up too! I'm tired of all this!" "So am I! Just do whatever you need to do! Tell everyone the Miitopian Nazis are invading Equestria and that we're all coming to help! That's all I have time to say before I come over to fight! Most of the invasion is centered around Canterlot and Ponyville! Tell them that too! Bye! See you later!"

Dominic hangs up and Barla tells everyone the situation before finishing with: "So you individuals from elsewhere might as well stay for now! We need all the help we can get! Forget the damn cookie! The enemy is invading after all!" "Get that cursed thing away from me! I don't want to become like that dirtbag mortal Frieza or for that matter, that Zamazu bastard!" Barla tries blowing it up with explosives and her military guns but nothing works. "Damn it! I said forget that damn cookie! And you know why? Because I'm going to find a way to destroy it right now!" She fumbles around in her pockets and ender pouch. Finally, she finds something that might work as the cookie tries to make Beerus eat it whole as it shrinks to become small enough to fit into his mouth. She pulls it out: "Don't make Beerus eat you, cookie. What's the point when I'm going to be making you eat something, huh? Prepare to be destroyed by a method I don't even prefer!" The cookie grows saws and other dangerous things onto itself out of nowhere as menacing red eyes appear on its icing. Barla uses a BRAIN Blaster to try to disintegrate it but nothing happens. She gasps in light of her failures only for the Popcorn Monster to appear and eat the cookie. With the cookie devoured, the monster evolves in front of everyone like a Pokémon would. Seconds later, they look bigger and their butter is purple instead of yellow. I got there in time for the monster to say: "Popcorn Monster now hungrier but no longer Popcorn Monster! Popcorn Monster now Dark Popcorn Monster!" See what happens after this all in Veil Of Greed: Hunt For The Numbers Chapter 31.

Outro: And that's the chapter. Can you tell that I basically had zero planning done before writing this? Okay, that's not completely true. I knew I wanted the escort to be done by the Mane 6 except Twilight in Equestria and that I have plans to including characters from various horror movies, Ni No Kuni, and The Legend Of Neverland. Oh great, now I just realized what Chaotic Hangouts chapter I was originally going to write this month. Maybe I'll write that one too. We'll see. Anyway, I have given you hints that several stories are going to have chapters set on this date, April 1st. Yay. Mordetwi, cursed cookie, shipping, and yelling. I hope you liked this and that it didn't melt your brain. Thank you for reading.