Chapter 2: Witches Before Wizards
(Open on The Owl House. Wind howls as it moves To The Three Girl's June, her Younger Twin Sister Lucy, and Luz's Open and creaking window. June and Lucy Both Sleeping on their own sleeping Bag's and Having Flashback's of There First Adventure's in The Boiling Isles With Luz Noceda There Best Friend, Along With Eda the Owl Lady The Younger Sister of Minerva Clawthorne and Aunt to her Two Favorite Nieces June Clawthorne Wittebane and Lucy Clawthorne Wittebane, along with a titan named king.)
(The Scene Where The little owl hops through it, and a second later, June Lucy and Luz follow.)
Luz: Stop adorably hopping away, you—Huh?
June: Luz wait for us! -What the?
(Lucy appears Behind her Big Sister June and her friend Luz and she see weird and amazing stuff.)
(The Next Scene With Eda the Owl Lady, her Two Nieces June and Lucy, With their Friend Luz in a house.)
Eda: Welcome to, (Snaps her fingers.) the Owl House…
(Candles ignite. A fire in the fireplace starts, a cauldron starts stirring itself, and a broom starts sweeping the floor. Overhead, a depiction of an owl beast of some kind begins to glow with a great screeching noise. June, Lucy, and Luz look at all of this in awe.)
(The Last Scene With June and Lucy Riding on the owl staff next to their Aunt Eda and their Best Friend Luz who close her eye's Flying in the Background with Purple Flying Creature's and The Three Girl's Wake Up.)
(June, Lucy, and Luz are Awake from their Sleep, the three look at each other.)
Luz: Guy's we just have a Crazy Dream That Witch is your Aunt and your mother sister, and your Both Half-Human/Half-Witch Hybrid's and We are Going to be Three Good Witch's by your Aunt Eda and that can be Super Cool.)
(Lucy appears Behind Luz and scares her.)
Lucy: That is No Dream Luz it's Real.
Luz Scream: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(June puts her Hand on Luz Shoulder and tries to Calm her down and relax.)
June: Luz Luz Just Calm down and relax my sister Lucy is right it's not a dream it's Real.
(Luz Look around to find out that June and her twin Sister Lucy are right all along.)
Luz: it wasn't a Dream, (Luz Whisper very Quiet,) IT WASN"T A DREAM, (Luz Scream Very Loud,)
(June and Lucy Cover their Ears because Luz Yelling So Very Loud.)
June: Luz is always very loud and very happy.
Lucy: Sigh, Big Sis June Luz is too happy. (Lucy sitting next to her older twin sister June.)
(Luz Opens the Window to see a Weird Octopus Cow-Like Monster, June and Lucy React to see the monster with many eyes say good morning to luz and her friend's.)
Luz: Good Morning terrifying fantasy World,
(The Twin's June and Lucy are Shocked and Gasp! To see a Octopus cow like a monster with many eye's.)
Octopus-Cow Like Creature: Good Morning.
(The Octopus-Cow Like Creature Go back down Underwater.)
Luz: Huh?
June: That is one Ugly Octopus! I Ever Seen.
Lucy: I Think it's so Cool sis and With So Many Eye's.
(June, Lucy, and Luz Walk up to king where he was Sleeping on Luz's Sleeping Bag.)
(June Pick Up KIng and hugged him.)
June: Good Morning you little Puppy Cutie Pie.
(June Kiss King Hugged Him, King felt so warm, kind and happy.)
King: I'm your Little Puppy Cutie Pie Me Me Me!
June: Oh Yes you are My little king, Yes you are.
(June Put King Down on all Four's on Luz Sleeping Bag and the three girls walk out of the room.)
King: I know June, I know.
(June, Lucy, and Luz open the Door to the Bathroom, but than Two Owl's and Raven's appear out of the Bathroom.)
(June, Lucy, and Luz are in the Bathroom but Hooty appear behind the three girls and scare them,) (Expect for Lucy.)
Hooty: Hi Girl's.
June/Luz:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(June and Luz Scream very loud.)
(Expect for Lucy who was Standing Behind Hooty.)
Lucy: Hey Hooty!
Hooty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(June Use a Circle Spell to Shot a fire magic at Hooty and Burn his Face.)
Hooty: OW OW OW OW OW! Hoot! I'm Just Wishing you Three Girl's a Good Morning.
(Hooty go outside of the house and back at the door in the hole.)
Hooty: Jeez Ow that hurt's.
June: Sorry about the burn hooty.
Hooty: it's ok june and your sister lucy scare me.
(June and Lucy Both Brush there Teeth with Toothpaste, and use mouthwash and they both Spit it out and it goes down the sink.)
June: Luz, Me and Lucy are going to the kitchen and eat our Breakfast Aunt Eda make Pancake's Today.
Lucy: And they have a version of Maple Syrup on The Boiling Isles, They Called it Maple Blood, it's taste like Maple Syrup.
Luz: Oh boy Pancake's ok i be Down in a Second.
June: Ok but don't stay too long.
Lucy: and we ate all the rest of the pancake's right about now.
(June and Lucy Both Walking Out the Bathroom Door, Leave Only Alone Look at her Book The Good Witch Azura and pick it up and got an idea.)
Luz: This is it old girl me and my friend's June and Lucy first day on The Boiling Isles With June and Lucy Aunt as a Witch Apprentice yeah!
(in the Closet Luz Dress up as a Witch with a Sticker on it Named say Hello My Name is Witch Apprentice Luz, and Standing at the Stare's and Waiting for Eda, June, and Lucy.)
(Three Shadow's Appear it was Eda the owl lady in her pj's was very tired and with the help of her two Nieces June and Lucy holding Aunt Eda Hand's.)
June: Be very Careful Aunt Eda.
Lucy: your just very tired last night, from that Warden.
(Eda was yawning.)
(Eda, June, and Lucy look at luz dress as a witch.)
Eda: hmm.
June: Huh?
Lucy: Gasp!
Luz: Good Morning Eda the owl lady Aunt to june and lucy, Me and my friends are Ready for our first Witch apprenticeship.
(Eda the owl lady is shaking off the black widow spiders out of her hair.)
Eda the owl lady: ugh.
(Eda Look at her Two Neice's June and Lucy with a Confused Look on her face.)
Eda the Owl Lady: Hey June, Lucy, my two favorite niece's Who is your friend name again.
Luz: Huh?
June: I guess she forgot Luz name but only remember us.
Lucy: Yup! This is going to be so much fun.
(June, Lucy, and there Aunt Eda go into the kitchen, and luz follow them behind.)
Luz: Remember Me Luz.
(Eda use her magic to her Cup and it hit on luz's head.)
Luz: Me and my friend's june and lucy freed the oppressed and defeated the evil warden together yesterday.
Eda the owl lady: Kid lay off the details i haven't even had my Cup of Apple Blood yet.
(Luz look's Confused.)
Luz: you mean Apple Juice?
June: No Luz Apple Blood is a Version of Apple Juice The Boiling Isles.
Lucy: and it tastle just like apple juice back home on earth.
(June and Lucy sitting on the chair's eating there pancake's and drinking Apple Blood, while King eating his eyeball slime, Eda is sitting on the table drinking her Apple Bloom.)
Luz: teach me and my friend's some spell's, When do the three of us, get a magic staff was we supposed to bring my runes,
Luz: uh do you have a dangerous magical Quest for me and my friend's june and lucy.
Eda: Whoa Whoa Whoa Slow Down Kid.
Eda: being a witch doesn't happen overnight.
(June and Lucy Both Burp and finish all the Pancake's and drinking all the apple bloom, June and Lucy get off the chair's and Walk next to their friend luz.)
June: Aunt Eda is Right Luz, you can't be a witch all ready.
Lucy: also Luz You're Wrapped in Aunt Eda bathrobe, and wearing the dirtiest traffic cone we ever seen.
(Luz remove the hat and blow it off the black dust and it turn out to be a Traffic cone. King and the Breakfasts food while laughing at luz.)
(Eda drinking her apple bloom and looking at June, Lucy, and Luz.)
Eda: But a Magic Staff huh! You three want one.
(June, And Luz smile, But lucy didn't smile, only smile on the inside.)
June: Yes Aunt Eda anything. (June smile happy.)
Luz: More than Anything. (Luz Smile so big.)
Lucy: Sigh, I want a magic staff more than anything aunt eda. (Lucy didn't smile.)
(Eda raise her hand and called her owl staff.)
Eda: Magic Staff Come to Me.
(She holds out her hand. For a second, nothing happens. Then several things crash distantly. June, Lucy, King, Luz, and Eda all slowly turn to the sound, until Eda's staff appears and smacks her in the face, clattering to the ground.)
June: Ouch! (June eye's grow small.)
Luz: Yike's (shocked.)
Lucy: "Sigh" (Lucy Look at Aunt Eda with a sad look on her face.)
(Eda Grunts and picks the staff up, spinning it before tapping it on the ground.)
Eda: It's early. Now, witches are awarded their staffs from school. With me as your teacher, you'll three will be taking a different approach.
(Aunt Eda Drops a bag of potions onto the floor.)
Eda: and you three girl's have to work for it.
(Eda Leads her two niece's june and lucy along with there friend Luz through the living room.)
Eda: I run a few businesses. On weekends, I offer rare Human treasure's that Owlbert drags you luz and my two favorite niece's June and Lucy over from your side of the human realm.
(Eda Look at her two favorite Nieces June and Lucy she very got a happy look on her face.)
(She grabs a toy sword and hits a button near the pommel.)
Sword: I shall smite my enemies! Ages six to eleven.
(June and Lucy look at eda with a toy sword with an upset and angry look on there face's.)
June: A toy sword really aunt eda!
(June and lucy both cross their Arms and stare at aunt eda.)
Lucy: Sigh, this is getting more Crazy Aunt Eda,
(Eda Whispers to Her niece's June and Lucy.)
Eda: (Whisper's) June, Lucy, Don't Worry I'm helping you two and your friend luz going on a Weird Crazy Adventure's.
(June and Lucy Both Rolled their Eye's.)
(Aunt eda Tosses the sword over Luz's head.)
Eda: But most days I sell only the finest homemade elixirs and potion's.
(June, Lucy, and Luz look at the bag of potion's.)
(June Pick up the bottle, from the bag and the three girl's reads the label.)
June/Lucy/Luz: "Snake Oil?"
Eda: No one wants an un-oiled snake. Follow me.
(Cut to Eda June Lucy and Luz walking onto a balcony.)
Eda: Today you'll three girl's deliver packages and sell potions to that town over there, Bonesborough.
Eda: You'll have to be careful. I have rivals everywhere who'd love to take my business down and you, my favorite niece's june and lucy and your friend luz along with it. You wanted a dangerous magical quest? You three got one.
Luz: we won't let you down, Miss Eda.
(Luz to her two best friend's June and Lucy with a creepy smile on her face.)
Luz: Right Girl's We can't let your aunt eda down right.
(June and Lucy both look at each other with a weird look on there face's.)
June: aaaaaa yes luz you won't let our aunt eda down he he he he, right lucy. (June turn around to her younger sister Lucy.)
Lucy: Sigh. (Lucy Smile.)
(June, Lucy and Luz turns to salute Eda, dropping the sack of potions off the balcony in the process. The two of them watch it fall, Luz wincing when it crashes loudly on the ground.)
(June and Lucy knew luz is going to mess up again.)
June: Aunt Eda are you sure this Quest is a good idea.
Eda: I'm sure. (Cut to the living room, where Eda is pushing June, Lucy and Luz out the door with a new bag of potions.) Remember, never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once.
June: Oh Boy! (June looks unhappy at aunt eda.)
Lucy: "Sigh" (Lucy standing next to her older twin sister june.)
Luz: Uh…
Eda: Good luck! And Luz take good care of my Two Favorite Nieces June and Lucy or Elise you be in big trouble got it.
(Luz only Nodded yes.)
Eda: Good luck! (Slams the door closed and dusts her hands off, then looks at King.) I hate to interrupt your power nap, but you have to go with her and my Neice's.
(king was shocked.)
King: What? But I just found the perfect spot. Why do I have to go?
Eda: You and I know she's and my two niece's june and lucy either going to get lost or eaten, probably both and you want a another warn hug from by niece june.
(King been having a Flashback of June Hugging with huge heart's in his eye's.)
(Flashback end.)
King: Yes yes yes Anything, more nice warn Huggie's from your niece June.
(King Run out of the door and Jump into June's Arm's and it's very Warn.)
June: Hey king you wanna come with us on an adventure.
(King nodded yes.)
(Eda open the door to say goodbye to her niece's june and lucy and hugged them.)
Eda: Goodbye June and Lucy My Two Favorite Neice's, You two and your friend luz will Be back by nightfall or risk mortal peril. (Eda Close the Door.)
(Hooty pop out of the hole of the door.)
Hooty: Good luck girl's and Have a nice trip.
June: We will hooty.
(June kiss hooty on the break with heart's in his eye's.)
Hooty: I'M IN LOVE!
King: Wow ok this is getting too weird?
(Fade to Bonesborough. June Lucy Luz and King walk through an archway.)
June: Wow!
Lucy: Wicked!
Luz: Woah!
(Zoom out to reveal a wall covered in wanted posters and poster's of june lucy and there mother, the missing empress and the two princessess, on either side of the archway. Various types of demons pass, all of which June, Lucy and Luz stare at in amazement.)
June: you know guy's being in the town of Bonesborough isn't so bad you can see nature up close in The Boiling Isles.
(June Point at the fairy.)
June: there's the Fairy that try to eat our skin's and lucy scare it away.
(the Fairy Fly Pass june, lucy, luz and king.)
(June Point at the Ghost.)
June: and there's a Ghost!
(Scratch the ghost fly pass the three girl's with an angry look at his face, and king and look at them and left the scene)
(June Point at the Frog.)
June: and There's a Frog!
(June, Lucy, Luz and king are shocked to see Sprig from Amphibia, walk pass them and look around.)
Sprig: Oh That's just great i'm in the wrong Cartoon, I gotta get to the Amphibia Set for the Finale Episode of our show.
(Sprig Walk away and left the scene.)
(Lucy, Luz, and king look at June with confused look on there face's.)
Lucy/Luz/King: Huh?
Lucy: June Who is that guy anyway?
June: Cameo Guest Star, Well we've been 20 minutes let's go sale some potion's.
(June, Lucy, Luz and King walk into town to see many weird things.)
(Zoom out to reveal a wall covered in wanted posters and Posters of june and Lucy as babies and there mother on either side of the archway. Various types of demons pass, all of which June, Lucy, and Luz stare at in amazement.)
King: Hey, Guy's it's rude to stare.
(june, lucy, and luz stare at king.)
June: oh sorry king. (june smile at king.)
Lucy: your really one strange weird looking dog? (lucy didn't smile at king.)
Luz: the three of us only seen places like this in our dreams. It's incredible. Are we the only human and two Half-Human/Half-Witch Hybrid's here?
(June and Lucy only stare at luz with an Angry look's on there face's and cross there arm's.)
June: Luz We are the only human's and half-human's/half-witch hybrid's here in the demon world.
(Luz look at her friend's who are not very happy about it.)
Luz: ha ha ha oh sorry guy's, nevermind.
(June and Lucy use their Magic to give every potion all the people in town everywhere, but luz was not so lucky at all.)
(Luz exclaims. Cut to a house, where Luz rings the doorbell. She leaves her hand on the button, and the doorbell bites her hand and slowly starts to eat her arm. King walks away in annoyance. Cut to a curb, where June, Lucy, Luz and King are sitting, the latter scarfing down a Not Dog from the cart behind them.)
King: (Sighs.) I know I've had enough delight for one day.
June: king knock it off.
King: oh sorry june.
Luz: I thought being the only human and my two best friend's june and lucy who are half-human/half-witch hybrid's in a magical world would make me special.
June: Luz you don't need Magic Power's to be a witch just be yourself.
(Luz knew June was right all along and she had an idea.)
Luz: You're right I don't need magic but I will be the most amazing witch ever.
(Luz raises her Arm up and notices a small winged creature biting her elbow.)
Luz: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Get it off, Get it off, Get it off, Get it off.
(June and Lucy Both use their Magic to Flings the creature away from Luz.)
(Luz sighs happily.)
(Luz thank's her two best friends, June and lucy.)
Luz: Thanks Guy's.
June: your welcome luz. (June hug's luz.)
Lucy: But you have to be very careful luz strange things always happen here on The Boiling Isles.
Luz: alright, alright, Guy's alright.
(Luz opened her book.)
Luz: At this point, Azura had already been sent on an enchanted quest. Where's my quest-granting wizard?
(June, Lucy, and King, the three look at each other.)
June: Luz Really a quest-granting Wizard? (June Across her Arm's and stares angry at Luz.)
Lucy: I never believe this wizard quest luz it must be a trap.
King: Sorry to break it to you, Luz, but no one here is that well-dressed.
June: He Right Luz, there is no Wizard Quest or a real life wizard.
Lucy: Luz why are you trying to find a Wizard Castle beside's life is not a fairy tale. (cute animals appear behind lucy.)
Luz: I Guess you're right Guy's This has been a rough day. (The Three Girl's and King Stands and hefts the potions sack over their shoulders with a grunt; takes out a piece of paper and starts down the alley.) Let's just deliver this last package and go home. Maybe this world isn't what I thought it was— (Gasp!)
June: Luz what are you Staring at the big castle.
(June waved her hand next to Luz but she was only staring at the castle.)
Luz: It's so Pretty!
(Cut to reveal a large castle with golden banners illuminated by sunlight. The doorbell is also made of gold, and towering wooden doors open after Luz presses it.)
(But both June and Lucy are Not impressed by it.)
June: This Castle is too perfect and Clean and the sun too bright, (June knew something was not right.)
Lucy: your right sis, I feel some dark magic inside the castle. (Lucy feels something is not right and evil around inside that castle.)
King: Big houses always belong to big whack jobs. Let's kick the package inside and get outta here.
June: Listen to King Luz. I have a bad feeling about this place.
(Luz Walking inside and ignoring her friend's June, Lucy and King.)
Luz: Hello!
King: Hey, wait.
June: Luz wait for us!
Lucy: hmm! This place is very dark and spooky! Wicky.
(June, Lucy and King Runs after Luz, yelping when the doors slam behind June, Lucy and King.)
King: Weh!
June/Lucy: Gasp!
(June, Lucy, Luz, and King Entering a room.)
Luz: W-WWe delivering a package from Miss Eda, the Owl Lady. Huh?
(Lanterns around the room flare on, revealing it to be a massive library. They illuminate a grand staircase, above which is a painting of a Wizard. Said wizard enters from a door in the same pose he has in the painting.)
Luz: (Gasp!) Today just got better.
June/Lucy/King: Huh?
(Camera pans up to the wizard.)
(Luz dances like crazy.)
Luz: (Dancing excitedly.) Magical wizard!
June: (June Rolled her Eye's) Oh now that's just great a Weird Wizard in a Bathrobe.
Lucy: (Sigh!) This Crazy Old Wizard in Pj's, something is not right.
King: Weird old man in jim-jams.
Adegast the wizard: (Descending the stairs.) I was in my oscillatorium, reading the stars. And who might you be, with eyes full of curiosity?
Luz: Uh, I-I'm Luz and these are my two best friend's june, Lucy—
Adegast the wizard: (Running up to the Four of them.) you three Young lady's, dareth I say, I sense something unique about you.
(Adegast uses a circle spell to summon three chairs and a table of snacks. He sits down on the white throne.)
Adegast the wizard: Please, won't you three girl's join me for tea?
Luz: (Gasp!) Okay!
(June puts her hand on Luz's shoulder and stares at the wizard, Lucy stands next to her sister june, and friend luz.)
June: Luz I Don't think it's a good idea to Trust this guy. Something about this place doesn't seem right?
Lucy: and feel a dark evil being in this place, (Lucy Stare at the wizard with a mean look on her face never trusting that wizard.) Things are not always what they seem to be Luz, do not trust him.
King: (Grabbing Luz's leg.) their right Luz Let's scram! (Climbs up to June's shoulder.) Wizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets.
(Adegast takes a handful of glitter out of his pocket and drops it on the floor.)
King: Me, June, and Lucy don't trust him.
(June and Lucy nodded! yes.)
Luz: But Guy's the stars on his robe are sparkling. And look, there's a baby fox in his beard.
(The baby fox giggles in the wizard beard.)
Luz: Plus, I see scones on the table.
King: Gasp! Scones Where?
(King pants and jumps off of June's Shoulder as he runs to the table.)
June: Lucy I have a weird feeling this place must be a trick to lure us into a trap.
(Lucy feels a dark evil creature has been pulling the strings.)
Lucy: You're right June we have to warn aunt eda about this wizard.
June: I think we must play along and talk to aunt eda about this so-called wizard anyway.
(June, Lucy, and Luz follow him, and drop the bags of potions in front of the three chairs as she and her friend's sits in it.)
Luz: We'd all love to join you for tea.
June: yes that tea is nice.
Lucy: it's too nice if you ask me!
(King munches on the food.)
(June, Lucy, and Luz turn around and notice a cart of potions.)
Luz: Do you sell potions, Sir Wizard?
June: Or should we call you The Wizard of Oz.
Lucy: or Maybe your Doctor Strange! Also serves as the Sorcerer Supreme.
Adegast the wizard: Please, girl's just call me Adegast.
(June and Lucy rolled their eye's.)
Adegast the witch: yes, I run a small business.
(June and Lucy both only glare at the strange wizard.)
June: I don't think this guy's a wizard.
Lucy: He's no Wizard i think he is a Giant Octopus, Puppeteer.
King: (Munching, holding up an empty plate.) You should run a small business of more scones into my mouth.
June: King, you have to eat too many food's again.
(King only Chuckles.)
King: Yes!
(June and Lucy Glare at King with an Angry Look on their Face.)
King: (was Laughing very nervous.) he he he he, What! Can't you guys just take a Joke.
(June picked up king like a little teddy Bear, and hugged king again.)
June: King, Don't Eat That Much of the scones, you will get a full Tummy Ache, by eating those scones Don't you King. (King looked into June's Eye's and she was worried.) Oh I'm So Sorry June, I just got a little carried away.
(June Hugged King and he felt very warm.)
June: It's ok king, just don't eat too fast.
King: Ok June.
(The Wizard of talking to luz,)
Adegast the wizard: I'm surprised to see you three girl's are here. It was my understanding that Eda sent her you and her two niece's delivered the packages all by Themself.
(June, and Lucy found out that Adegast The Wizard knew eda the owl lady, and knew June and Lucy as well.)
June/Lucy: Hmmm!
Luz: Well, Me and my friend's June and Lucy are kinda, sorta, our apprentices, and they are The Neice's of Eda the Owl Lady, and The Twin's Daughter of Their Mother Minerva Clawthorne.
(The Wizard is Shocked That Minerva Clawthorne was already Married and have Twin's Daughter's and He was so Angry and Mad, But He Calm Down.)
Luz: Hey Buddy are you ok?
Adegast the Wizard: Oh he he he! Nevermind, Oh! And how are you and your Friend's finding the experience so far?
Luz: (Holds a fake grin before sighing.) Can We be honest, Mr. Adegast? When We decided to stay in this magical world, I thought I was meant for something special. But Eda thinks I'm meant for chores and I'm afraid We came to the wrong place.
June: Yes Me, my sister Lucy and our friend luz, we are at the wrong castle, right lucy. (June Wink at her Younger Twin Sister Lucy.)
Lucy: Yes Sis.
(Lucy Wink Under Her Bang's.)
Adegast The Wizard: (Approaching June, Lucy, and Luz.) Well, I have a quest—
(June and Lucy glare at him, and they both didn't believe in the Wizard's Lie's and Fake Quest!)
(But Luz believes in the wizard's fake and false Quest.)
Luz: A quest?
)(Cup shatters.)
Lucy: Wow, that's 29 of bad luck.
(Lucy turns to her sister june.)
June: your right lucy, it is bad luck.
(June and lucy have a weird feeling about this quest.)
Adegast the wizard: (Chuckles.) You didn't let me finish. I have a question.
Luz: Oh.
Adegast the wizard: Would you girl's like to go on a quest?
(June, and Lucy know it was a bad idea and they say No!)
June/Lucy: No!
Luz: Yes!
Adegast the Wizard: (Reaches into his beard and pulls out a scroll.) I might have just the thing. (Unrolls the scroll to reveal a map.)The prophecy speaks of a young human girl and her friend's who will claim the Celestial Staff and This world from an ancient evil. Perhaps thou hath cometh here for a reason.
Luz: Perhaps I hath. (Takes the map.)
(June and Lucy didn't like that wizard and what he was planning on doing.)
Adegast the wizard: Should you and your friend's believe yourself worthy to attempt this quest... (Begins walking through his house.)
(June, Lucy, and Luz follow him.)
(June and Lucy never liked him.)
Luz: So worthy.
June/Lucy: Not So worthy.
Adegast the wizard: ...you need to know the road is dark and perilous.
(He show luz and her friends the map to find the staff.)
Luz: Love peril. Big fan of peril.
(June whisper into luz ear and tell her not to trust him but she didn't listen.)
(Luz was busy talking to him.)
Adegast the wizard: And only the Chosen One can pull the staff from its post.
Luz:( Stops walking.) Huh? Chosen One!
(June and Lucy Stop as well.)
June/Lucy: Huh?
King: (Walking past June, Lucy, and Luz with the bag of potions.) Neat story, awesome. Anyway, your food is gone and we are, too.
Luz: Yes, we have to go. And pack for this enchanted quest! I'm in.
June/Lucy: Where Not!
Adegast the wizard: That's Wonderful.
(luz and her friends left the wizard castle , The Wizard turned out to be a big pink Octopus and he was a puppeteer.)
Adegast the puppeteer Octopus: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Wow my plan is working using and tricking a human girl to believe she was a Choose One, and Minerva Clawthorne she got married to Empire Belo's and got two Daughter's, it's not fair i love her first, and now i can give my revenge on Eda the owl lady ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (He Stop Laughing and hear a doorbell ring.)
Adegast the Puppeteer Octopus: I'm Coming, I'm Coming, I wonder who is at the door.
(Adegast the octopus open the door and it turn out to Be Red Guy from Cow and Chicken and I.M. Weasel Cartoon's, Adegast was not happy about him, in the owl house cartoon.)
Adegast: oh great it's just you what do you want again.
Red Guy: Hello Adegast it's Me your old pal Red Guy from the cartoon network show Cow and Chicken and I.M. Weasel Cartoon's, and i want to the bad guy in Disney's the owl house.
Adegast: Red guy how many times I tell you that your not a disney character, and go back to your cartoon's show's on cartoon network studio's.
(Red guy smiles sadly.)
Red guy: Ok i guess i have no choice to go back to rerun's, (red guy walk away and turn around to trick adegast.)
Red Guy: (Yell Loud.) LOOK ADEGAST IT"S MICKEY MOUSE!
(Adegast turn around.)
Adegast the octopus: (smile happy.) mickey mouse where!
(Red Guy Took out a Giant mallet behind his back and Wack it on Adegast head, really hard and have a big huge bump on his head, Also had bird's flying his head and he was knocked out.)
Adegast: Hello Toontown I'm the mayor of Donkey Town ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Red Guy smiles evil and he is happy.)
Red Guy: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Yes now, I can take his place has the villain of this show.
(Red Guy puts on his Adegast Balloon costume and is ready to trick June, Lucy, and Luz.)
Red Guy: This will scare those kids and i will never do rerun on Cow and Chicken and I.M. Weasel at cartoon network Studio's ever again ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Red Guy stops laughing and looks at the Viewer's.)
Red Guy: Oh So Sorry Folk's I will put and change to the Next Scene right now.
(Red Guy changes and opens up to The Next Scene to June, Lucy, and Luz's bedroom, where she's sheathing the toy sword from earlier. Around her are various potions, food, the quest scroll, and of course her Azura book.)
Luz: So Guy's, what kind of Chosen One should I be?
June: (June was doing Light Magic with her Hand's.) Nope.
Lucy: (Lucy was Reading a Book of The Vampires of Melancholia.) Don't even Look about it luz it's a Scram, you're not the chosen one, the map is a fake.
Luz: June, Lucy, Come on it's Real, and the Quest is really Real, Right King.
King: (Kneading Luz's sleeping bag, yawns and lies down.) Huh? What?
Luz: (Picks up her book.) Should I be full of optimism and goodness, like the Good Witch Azura? Or should I be like a bad girl Chosen One with black nail polish and a mysteriously withdrawn attitude? (Uses the book as a mouth.) Come on you guys "I act like I don't care, but I secretly do."
(June and Lucy Aunt Eda come to their room.)
Eda: Oh, you guys talking about bad girls? Wait, what's going on?
June: Hey Aunt Eda. Can you tell Luz how dumb wizards are? (June Lucy and king are laughing so hard.)
Eda: (Gesturing with a severed arm and almost hitting King several times.) Ugh! Wizards are the worst. Never trust a man in casual drapery. (Laces her fingers with the severed arm's.) Why?
June: Aunt Eda Your wizard client told Luz…(Laughs.) she was a—(Laughing.)was a Chosen One!(June, Lucy and King are laughing so very hard.)
Lucy: Hey Aunt Eda That looney Wizard gave her a Map to our friend Luz. (Laugh.)
(Eda was shocked.)
Eda: Wait, wait, Luz? (Snickers.)
(Laughs so hard she falls back onto the floor.)
King: Hey your neice Lucy is right about that looney wizard, even gave her a map.
(June, Lucy, Eda and King laugh as Luz hides behind her book, an embarrassed blush on her face.)
Eda: Let me see this map.
(Luz hands her the map. She inspected it for a few seconds.)
Eda: You didn't think this was real, did you? June and Lucy are right, it's a fake.
Luz: What?
(June put her hand on Luz's Shoulder.)
June: Luz The Quest is not Real, it's a fake that someone is trying to trick you into coming it must be a trap.
Eda: June is Right Luz, This map is bunk. There's no lake with a Celestial Staff on the Boiling Isles. I would have stolen it ages ago. (Notes Luz's down face and hands her the map back.) Ah, don't worry. Couple more months here and you won't look like such a mark.
Luz: Can Me and My friend's June and Lucy, have some time alone?
(Eda shrugs and leaves the room. King hops off of Luz's sleeping bag and follows Eda. )
(Luz turns around to her best friend's June and Lucy, so that she can ask them to come on her quest.)
Luz: June, Lucy, You Wanna Join my Quest Pretty Please Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(June and Lucy Look at Each Other with Strange Looks on their Faces.)
Lucy: Sorry Luz, I Think the Answer is No, We told you before there is No Lake or No Staff.
June: Luz We are Not Going with you, Something is Not right about this Crazy Quest.
Lucy: June is Right, Luz, We Don't think it's a Good idea to Go on that sorry luz you have to Understand that place is not real.
(June and Lucy both Leave The Room and close the door, casting the room in shadow.)
Luz: Maybe they were right. (Leans against the wall before sliding down it to the floor.) Huh?
(Sunlight is illuminating one corner of the map, revealing the word "one" in shining blue lettering. Luz holds the entire map up to the light revealing the message: "The chosen one The path will only appear to the worthy".)
Luz: "The path will only appear to the worthy." (Gasp!) That's why June, Lucy, and Eda couldn't see it. But am... Am I really worthy?
(Wind howls and opens the window. The map flies out of her grasp, landing next to her book. The wind flips the pages to show Azura standing loved and triumphant on a small hill, the people around her applauding as she holds a staff to the sun.)
Luz: I'll never know unless I try.
(Cut to the living room, where June and Lucy are Sitting Next to King is laying down on the couch.)
King: Finally! All that mean‐spirited laughter made me sleepy.
(June uses her Magic to have an alarm Clock and its Ring's very loud, to wake up king.)
King: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ok Ok I'm awake all really right now.
Eda: I'm Happy that my Niece June woke you up, and You said that wizard was one of my clients?
King: Yes. Now go away.
June: That is Very Creepy. Do you know him aunt eda.
Eda: Well June, I don't know him that well. (Sits on the couch with enough force to send King flying into the air. And Landing on Lucy Lap's.) And I don't trust this itch he's scratching on your human friend luz.
King: Less talky, more nappy. (King Sleeping in Lucy arms.)
(Eda sighs.)
(Eda and her Niece's June and Lucy are walking up the stare's to their Room.)
(Cut to the door of June, Lucy and Luz's room, which Eda pushes open.)
Eda: Hey, Luz?
June: Huh? Were Luz?
Lucy: Hmm! Luz is gone.
Eda: Aw, nuts.
(Their room is empty, the howling wind pushing open the window. June, Lucy and Eda runs to the window.)
June: Hooty, where'd she go?
(Hooty Appears Next to June Lucy and Eda.)
Hooty: Hoot, hoot. If you want the answer that you seek, solve my riddle within a week—
(June uses a Spell Circle and fire comes out of it and burns hooty face's again.)
Hooty: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow it's burn's Okay, okay. She went into the forest towards Bonesborough. Sheesh!
(Eda June and Lucy and shocked.)
Lucy: Gasp!
June: Oh-No!
Eda: Ugh!
June: Aunt Eda we have to find Answers about this so-called Wizard at the castle.
The French Narrator: 200 Hours Later.
(Cut to an alley where june, lucy, king, and eda are looking for the castle. )
King: (Sniffing.) This is where we met the scones. I mean, the wizard. Whoa!
(The castle is now in complete ruin, with crumbling walls, no spire, and faded banners. One of the front doors is laying on the ground, and as they look, a chunk of wall falls from a pillar.)
June: This place is dusty and ruin's.
Lucy: And Spooky!
Eda: I don't like this.
(A door creaks open, revealing the library. Tattered scrolls now litter the floor, shelves are broken, paintings are ripped, and chunks of debris are blocking the stairs. June Lucy and Eda steps forward, onto a bundle of scrolls. She picks them all up, each illuminated with the glowing message of: "The chosen one".)
Eda: I really don't like this.
(They hear a loud banging in the closet door and open it to be Adegast with a big bump on his head.)
June/Lucy/Eda/King: Adegast?
Eda: Adegast what you are doing inside the closet, your a post to do the role in our cartoon show the owl house episode to trick luz and defeat you.
Adegast: I was doing a role for this episode but, That Red Guy with no pants tricked me and knocked me out with a giant hammer.
(The gang are shocked that Red Guy from the cartoon network show's Cow and Chicken, and I.M. Weasel is planning to steal the role and ruin the scene from this episode.)
Eda: WHAT! Him again how many times we have to tell him, to go back to his cartoon, he is not a disney character.
June: We have to stop him, and save luz. (june talk to adegast.) and you want to get rid of him.
Adegast: yes and i'm getting sick and tired of him, because he walks on his big butt.
Lucy: ok now let's get to luz right, and change to the next scene.
(June uses her magic to change for the next scene for this episode where luz finds the staff.)
(Birds twitter as they fly overhead, casting long shadows below them. Luz looks away from them to focus on the path, before slowing to a stop. Luz gasps. The Celestial Staff stands on a platform in the middle of a lake, illuminated by a ray of light. As Luz approaches the edge of the lake, a glowing light comes from the water, followed a few seconds later by a stone walkway rumbling into place, connecting the edge of the lake and the central platform.)
Luz: I knew this world wasn't all gloom and doom like Eda and King said. (Skipping and twirling down the walkway.) There is wonder here. And I... I think I came here for a reason.
(She pauses as she reaches the platform, staring at the staff in awe.)
Luz: Okay, this is it. Moment of truth.
(She hesitantly grabs the staff. Blue swirls of magic come out of it, creating waves in the lake as the top of the staff glows brightly. She pulls it out of the ground and holds it above her head triumphantly.)
Luz: Yes! I am the Chosen One! I knew it! I always suspected there was a reason nobody understood my wacky antics back at home. Except for my Two Best friend's June and Lucy, (Jumps and twirls in a circle, then holds the staff with both hands.) Now I have concrete proof. (Laughs.) huh?
(Luz sees The Staff turn out to be Acme Tnt and it blows up on Luz face.)
(Luz was angry.)
Luz: What The? Yeah What's going on here? That wasn't on the script. Who Ruins this Scene anyway?
(Adegast Appeared behind Luz, out of Normal and he was laughing so hard.)
Red Guy: Hello it's Me Adegast, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Luz: Wait, you're not Adegast, your Red Guy from the cartoon network's show's Cow and Chicken and I Am Weasel, what are you doing here, you're not a disney character, you belong to cartoon network studio's.
Red Guy: Oh Come on i just wanna join you guys please eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i'm in a Adegast costume I'm sick and tired doing the same thing on rerun's with a Cow, A Chicken, A Smart Weasel and a stupid dumb Baboon.
Luz: Sorry Red Guy, but it's time for you to go back to do your job's with both of her cartoon's back at cartoon network studios right now.
(Red Guy was Laughing so hard.)
Red Guy: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh yeah! You or what Army Loser.
(June, Lucy, King, Eda, Adegast, and the whole cast of the characters from the owl house Appears behind Red Guy with angry looks on their faces.)
(Red Guy turns around to see the characters of the owl house, who are very angry.)
Red Guy: Oh that army ha ha ha! Hey Aedgast, everybody, your not still mad at me for to steal the role right.
(Everybody are so mad at him.)
Red Guy: Oh Maybe i should just leave the owl house set.
(Red Guy Run's Away faster from the cast and Chase out of the set and they still after him.
(The Viewer's Turn to See Lola Loud, Princess Teodora Villavicencio Devil, and Princess Andrea Cala Maria Davenport, are sitting on the chairs and reading the script for The Loud Cuphead Show!)
Lola Loud: Hey Girl's look's like red guy being chase by the owl house cast, i wonder i can play the role as Amity Blight.)
(Princess Teodora Villavicencio Devil, and Princess Andrea Cala Maria Davenport, are laughing at Lola Loud.)
Princess Teodora Villavicencio Devil, and Princess Andrea Cala Maria Davenport,: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Lola Loud: What! What!
(Lola Loud look at the Viewer's.)
Lola Loud: Why do I have to be a cameo in this cartoon anyway.
Iris Out.
Lola Loud: End.
(Epilogue)
(June and Lucy Both Wake up and turn out it's was all a Crazy Dream.)
(June and Lucy Look at each other.)
June: Lucy I have the most Crazy Dream That We are just Character's on a Cartoon Show! And The Red Guy Appears to Ruin our Episode and some other character's cameo in our Show.
Lucy: Me too June and We Team up with Adegast and the whole cast of his show to Chase down Red Guy all over the Studio's,
June: Hey but it's only a Dream right luz, hey luz are you ok?
(June and Lucy See that was not Luz it was Garfield the cat Dress as Luz.)
June/Lucy: GARFIELD!
(Garfield jumped out of luz's sleeping Bag.)
June: What are you Doing here?
Garfield: I'm a Cameo for This Show, also Luz King and Eda are Playing Cards with Sam and Max.
Lucy: Right Now Jon" Arbuckle and Odie are Dressing up like Eda and King!
(The Door with jon and Odie dress up like eda and king.)
Jon: Hey Guys who want Lasagna.
Odie: Bark Bark.
June: This is Getting more weirder and Weirder.
Lucy: Hey right and our created Dana Terrace is director our Show!
(June and Lucy Around to see Dana Terrace as the Director.)
Dana Terrace: What! It's a Living.
(Garfield Burp and he ate Adegest.)
Garfield: Sorry folk, I found this tiny octopus i ate it and it's good.
(Adegest inside Garfield's stomach.)
Adegest: LET ME OUT OF HERE!
(June looks at the Viewer's.)
June: Let's End This Cartoon Right Now!
(June and Lucy use there Magic to turn the Screen black.)
