"I can't believe you were trying to shoot me." Mallory grumbled
"You were in a truck, how was i suppose to know it was you." Ron said defensively.
"And that's another thing, why were you shooting at me just cause you thought i was a trucker." Mallory snapped "When were you ever afraid of truckers."
"I'm not afraid of truckers, just healthy cautious is all..." Ron said
"HAH, next you be saying you were attack by derange crossdressers." Mallory sighed
"Well..." Ron began to say.
"Nevermind were here." Mallory sighed as they reached the office. "And i can't wait till i hear there excuse for not helping me while i was missing."
(In the basement)
"No Krieger, i don't care what you say i want them gone." Cyril said, he and the other were in the basement as Pam was trying to fix the generator
"Why do you care if i have mask of you all." Krieger said
"And hands, don't forget hands." Cheryl said
"Well Krieger, perhaps i find it disturbing you made realistic copies of three of our body parts for a reason you have yet to tell us." Cyril said
"Look don't worry about it, this is like the least dangerous thing i ever made." Krieger said
"He has a point, it not like his cyborg experiment, his mutation experiment, or even his cloning experiments." Lana said
"Yeah Cyril, your just mad that Barry took yours." Archer said
"No i'm not." Cyril said annoyed
"Btw anyone else got a serial killer vibe from barry, that mask definitely didn't fit him." Ray piped him.
"Right!" Archer added
"At least he didn't went other barry talk this time." Lana said
"Yeah, i wonder why he didn't do that this time." Ray said
(Linebreak)
"Barry is still not talking to you other Barry, cause you still refuse to answer my question about the lung thing!" Barry snapped as he started repair on his limbs "Now shut up so i can work on my body so i can meet my mother."
(Linebreak)
"Who cares, point it not about Barry taking my face and hands!" Cyril
"Here's a thought, how about doing this argument upstair and let me fix the damn thing in piece." Pam snapped.
"No way Pam, its too hot up there." Archer said
"Yeah, and whose fault is that, mr wanting to pull a edison on a elephant." Pam snapped
"Okay, does everyone know about the elephant thing but me?" Krieger asked. "cause i'm seriously asking."
"Its not a real thing Krieger, yes they used Edison tech for it but only due to the elephant killing alot of people and wanting to kill it humanely as possible." Lana said annoyed
before anyone can dispute that they heard Mallory shouting about where they were and why the light weren't working. "Welp looks like Mrs. Archer back." Pam said
"Dang it." Cheryl sighed "I really wanted her to be gone longer then that."
"Shut up." Archer said."So who should go up their and greet her."
Everyone didn't say anything.
"What nobody?"
"Why don't you go up their, your her kid." Ray said
"Yeah, but Barry might have implied it was me that cause that situation, and i want to wait till she calm down enough not to beat me shitless"
"Well were not going up there, she going to blame us for doing nothing as she got out. And i doubt she'll take the excuse of helping Barry find his mom and not try to find her as an excuse." Pam said
"She is pretty unreasonable in the morning." Archer nodded.
"Yeah and remember what happen on the day before she got kidnapped by Barry." Lana said
(Flashback)
"I swear the CIA screw me over by not just killing me and leaving me with you idiots." Mallory growled finishing her rant. she stopped however when she noticed no one was listening, with Ray even listening to something on wireless headphones.
"Why you little." she growed as she ripped them out.
"Hey!" Ray snapped "Careful i just bought those!"
"What the heck are you doing." Mallory growled
"Tuning you out." Pam said
"What, why." Mallory said annoyed
"Mallory it not you it just-" Lana try to reason but Archer cut her off. "We heard this rant so many time, its like your fetish."
"WHAT!" Mallory shouted
"We had work now, we have connections, and as much as it pains me to say it, pam posters are working. yet you continue to whine about the cia and blacklisting." Archer said annoyed
"That cause detective work is pathetic, what are we trying to do, get some poor housewife dirt on her cheating husband."
"Wasn't one of the CIA mission with you spying to see if a senator was cheating with his wife?"
"I said poor wife, poor being the keyword! and how did you know- KRIEGER!"
"Oh come on, you chose me for that one instead of Archer, i had to brag abit." Krieger said
"You did use him alot during the CIA missions." Cyril said
"You stay out of this! and as for the rest of you, i should-"
"You can't replace us cause were the only who stuck with you after all your bad decision that all your contacts know." Everyone said blandly at the same time
Mallory eye twitch.
Noticing how she looked ready to shoot someone Lana again try to do this diplomatically."Look Mallory, we get it your very stress and we might have... provoke you a few time accidentally during this transition-
"HAH! ACCIDENTA-" Pam quickly punch Cheryl before she could finish that sentence
"So maybe you should take a nice evening off, and get a good night sleep." Lana said calmly.
Mallory didn't say anything she then pulled out her gun making everyone flinch but calmly handed it to Lana "I also want Krieger to look at my gun, i think there something wrong with the trigger."
"I'll get right on it." Krieger said
"Good cause i am going home early, i might as well catch up on some of my reading if i'm stuck in LA." Mallory sighed as she began to leave.
Archer made sure he was completely gone before saying "Well i don't know about you guy but i'm going to get shit-faced drunk tonight after work, whose with me!"
"YEAH!"
(End flashback)
"Oh yeah that right, well we could at least point out she stupidly left her gun here so Krieger can fix it. that might buy us a few minutes without her realizing we purposely stressed her out and convincing her to leave early so we can get drunk and party" Archer said
"Why did i let you idiot talk me into doing that, i run this place." Cyril said
"Cause you were tired of her blaming us for the CIA blaming thing too and you know it" Ray said
"Oh crap i just remember..." Krieger said scared
"What?"
"I completely forget to fix her gun." Krieger sighed
Ribbit
"Yes i know it was a stupid thing to do now, thanks for the berating froggy." Krieger muttered
"Seriously where are those idiots. I have a few choice words for them." Mallory growled
"Maybe their out looking for you." Ron stated
"HAH!"
"No i'm serious, for whatever insane reason you lot stick together like glue even though you drive each other insane."
"Hmm... that true, unfortunately." Mallory muttered the last part under her breath
"Listen we both haven't eaten yet, so how about we get a bite to eat first then come back to see if their here."
"Well alright. but that doesn't mean i'm letting them off the hook." Mallory stated as she and Ron began to leave
"Okay look like she's gone for the moment, which just leaves one thing." Archer said as he raised his hand "Rock paper scissor to see who has to greet her after the barry fiasco first and take the blunt of her anger."