Set after BloodSploosh
"About time you came back." Archer said as Cyril enter the office. He, Cheryl, Mallory and Lana were at the office."
"I was left on the island!" Cyril growled "I have to convince a traveling fishing boat to pick me up, dropped me off on another island with an airport!"
"I was told to keep it professional, not my fault I missed you while taking both the target and druggy magoo."
"Who?" Cyril questioned, everyone pointing to Cheryl who sniffing glue like crazy "Ah god-dammit."
"Ahh, I miss this so much! I am going to take my time too building my immunity back up, No dead bojack planetarium girl for me!" Cheryl said happily.
"Congratulation." Lana muttered.
"Great, firsr Archer effed up the mission now this." Cyril muttered
"Woah woah, back up I did not messed up the mission." Archer said annoyed.
"You purposely sabotage me!" Cyril snapped
"How would I have done that smartass!"
"Why didn't you call and said the distraction worked!" Cyril snapped
"A) Why weren't we warned that his base of operation can block radio transmission. B) Your in a tournament that allows KILLING of combatants, ergo you should have gone with Pam since even i admit, she someone you don't want to piss off."
"Unless its Conway Stern." Cheryl laughed.
"Oh shut up." Pam said
"YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF OLD WAY BETTER CHERYL!" Cheryl snapped.
"And he corrupted Cheryl!" Cyril.
"Actually that was Ms. Archer with her getting her freak on with arms dealer guy." Cheryl said "Seriously seeing her be a hypocrite afterall that damn high school peer pressure bullcrap." Cheryl said
"I only did it cause you refuse to drug the target!" Mallory growled
"That was new boring Cheryl fault, she doesn't drug people up anymore."
"Why were you brought on then!" Mallory snapped
"Don't ask me, It was Cyril idea to use two cocktail waitresses." Cheryl shrugged.
Mallory glared at Cyril making him gulped. "And you didn't tell me this, WHY!?"
"I-I didn't think it would be a problem."
"Didn- PART OF THE PLAN REQUIRE DRUGGING THE TARGET AND YOU CONVINCE ME TO BRING THE ONE AGENT WHO DOESN'T DRUG THE TARGET!" Mallory snapped "HAVE THOSE MUSCLE TURN YOU INTO A HIMBO!"
"A what?" Archer asked
"A male bimbo, c'mon buddy." Pam said
"Also Archer killed some guys."
"Two had guns and the other guy was going to trigger the alarm! And don't you dare bring up the bathroom, cause unless you had some invisible rope and gag- wait did Krieger make invisible rope?" Archer asked
"Nope." Pam said
"In which case, my point remain, shut up." Archer said
"Ugh," Lana groaned.
"You know what, I don't care, we capture both the target and destroyed his base of operations. This is still a win compare to second comeback." Mallory said
"But-"
"STILL BETTER THAN THE SECOND COMEBACK!" Mallory snapped making "You have all have the day, business is slow."
"But-" Mallory glared at Cyril. "I'll be quiet."
"Good." Mallory growled as she headed into her office and close the door.
"Welp, I'm off, i'm still catching up on Star Wars, Not a fan Rise of Skywalker, but hearing about the Mandalorian and Clone Wars won me over." Archer said as he walked away.
"I better go to. Gotta tell my guys i'm back and taking it slow, cause again, have to rebuild my immunity." Cheryl said as she left
"I better go to, were having tacos tonight at my place." Lana said
"Ohh! Tacos can I come?" Pam asked
"Sure why not?" Lana said as the two left.
"... I thought Lana marrying that bald idiot was bad. but somehow, almost miraculously Archer waking up is the universe i can be so, so so wrong." Cyril muttered annoyed.
