"Let me see if I understand this..." Ray said pinching his eyebrows feeling a migraine coming on "You, Lana, got flirty with a married man and almost has sex with him, only getting cold feet at the last moment, but then offer a... unique alternative."

"Yes that's correct." Lana said

Ray, Pam and Cheryl shared a look before Pam flat out state it"Hate to say it, but I agree with Archer, that was definitely cheating"

"B-b-but there was no sex!" Lana protested

"Your alternative was an evening with rosie palms with the marry guy watching." Cheryl said "Face it. Your marriage is hemorrhaging like my aunt cat after it took it third dose of heroin".

"Heroin cat aside, I have to agree, Your relationship is, as the french would say, Mal MariƩe ("badly married")". Ray said

"Oh that is-"


"Bullshit!" Mallory snapped "We killed the most dangerous assassin on the eastern seaboard! So why am I only getting HALF the reward money!"

"We needed to repay the damage done when the fish were poisoned in the harbor!" Cyril gulped.

"AGGH!" Mallory growled "Typical just typical, Is our rating at least higher than it was."

"Yepyepyep". Krieger said nodding rapidly.

"Good... Now get out I need to think as it were" Mallory growled as she took out a bottle of absinthe. Both Krieger and Cyril scrambled out of there.

Mallory sighed as she open her desk drawer, with envelopes. One she made for Sterling, the other was for someone dear to her."

"I can see it you know, the writing on the walls, and I muscled my way as hard as I can... I'm force to admit the world has changed, and it will end with me either in jail or shot dead. Let be honest... I always liked the third option between a rock and a hard place, isn't that right, Ron?"


"Why do you think it was me?" Krieger asks, wide-eyed and offended, and Lana slaps him.

"It was you, jackass!" Lana snapped "You and your weird fetishes!"

"I wasn't the one who decided a twisted form voyeurism with the rosie palm thing!" Krieger defended himself

"What's going on?" Archer asked

"Lana in the seven stages of dealing with her cheating with her husband." Cheryl said eating popcorn and offering some to Archer.

Archer grabbed a handful "Ahh, which stage is she in now".

Lana is slapping Krieger silly

"Anger" Cheryl said

'Ahh! should've guess it." Archer said

"It's your fault too!" Lana snapped

"Hey you're the one who been channeling mother lately" Archer said defensively "I mean I admit to being an adulterer, but at least I don't hide it like you do"

"Oh shut up you ass!" Lana said

"Proving his point that she's been channeling the Archers lately..." Cyril muttered under his breath.

"What did you say?" Lana growled

"NOTHING!" Cyril gulped as Lana stalked towards him

Mallory calmly hold her envelope as she walked towards the elevator, calmly ducking as Cyril was flung her way and crashed into a desk. "Definitely won't be missing my blood pressure rising..." Mallory sighed as she enter the elevator.

The End