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Author's Note's: Welcome to the first sex scene. I'd like to thank you all for reading, please comment!

(Present Day...)

[Location: stranded somewhere on Earth]

The sun was down by the time they reached the shore...

Zim placed Dib down onto the cool sand, and retracted his PAK legs. Next, he looked over his body for any server damage, but there was none; the glue had held.

Dib looked around, all he could see was sand, water, and trees. Of course, they'd end up on the only beach without summer houses along it! "Now what?" he asked.

Zim looked at the soggy teen before him, and grimaced. Dib was shivering worse now. He would die from hyperthermia at this rate.

And so would he!

"We need to get out of these wet clothes." he said.

"What?" Dib wasn't sure he heard him right. Did he just say they should get naked!?

"Dib, you're freezing. If you keep those clothes on much longer you'll freeze to death!" Zim snapped.

"Zim we're in the middle of nowhere, where am I going to get more clothes?" Dib asked dumbly, it was dumb because they both already knew the answer.

He wasn't going to get another set of clothes.

Zim rolls his eyes and pulls off his uniform shirt.

"Zim put your clothes back on!" Dib shouted.

Zim walked further up the beach ignoring the Dib. He didn't see what the big deal was, it was just his shirt. Besides, he felt warmer with it off then on. "Your being ridiculous Dib, take off your clothes so you don't die!"

Dib's face goes crimson red, he knows Zim is right about the whole dying thing. That if he didn't want to catch hyperthermia; then he should listen to him. Then again the very thought of undressing in front of anyone made him feel self-cautious. Humans just didn't undress in front of each other, there were parts of them that they covered up for a reason. Dib eyed Zim's lean back, and strong arms. 'Do Irkens have private areas?' The thought only makes his blush deepen.

Zim looks around in the dark for something to use as some sort of shelter for the night. They needed to get warm if they wanted to survive. He soon finds some remains of an old forgotten board walk, and starts forming a plan. If he dug under it they could sleep beneath it, and us each other's body heat to stay warm.

Dib watches as Zim's PAK arms come back out and start to dig into the ground. "Zim what are you doing?" he asked, walking over to him to investigate.

"Isn't it obvious worm?" Zim hissed "I am making a shelter!" he snaps, continuing his work.

Dib stops beside him, and notices the board walk. "You want us to sleep under that?" he asked.

"Look around Dib. See anywhere else to sleep?" Zim asked rather harshly.

"Well I..." Dib looked around to see that Zim was right. There was no house, or buildings in sight, just trees as far as the eyes could see.

"We need to stay here, the others may have gotten to safety; they'll notice we're gone and come looking for us." Zim stated as if it was obvious.

Dib nodded, and reluctantly began to help dig the hole, but he wasn't really much help at all. He was slow and sluggish. No doubt the hyperthermia was already settling into his bones.

"Stop getting in my way and take off your clothes Dib, they're only making you worse!" Zim hissed.

Dib bit his lip as an icy cold wind broke through him, proving Zim's point. "Fine..." he mumbled and pulled off his shirt, and his soggy shoes; plus his wet socks. And even though he hates to admit it, he does feel slightly warmer.

"There." Zim said as he finished the hole. He allowed his PAK legs to once again retract then he pulled off his own boots and uniform pants.

"Zim!" Dib exclaimed going even redder than before, the Irken was now in nothing but some black cloth that Dib could only guess was some form of Irken underwear.

"What?" Zim snapped obviously very annoyed by all this fuss over stripping. "We have to take everything off!" he explained.

"But..." Dib began.

"Do you want to freeze to death?" Zim asked bluntly.

"No." Dib mumbled.

"Then take off the rest of your clothes now!" Zim hissed.

Dib goes another shade of red, Zim rolls his eyes.

"You humans are so annoying honestly Dib it's just clothes." Zim insisted.

"For you maybe." Dib argued. "But we wear clothes for a reason-"

"Yes, yes I am aware of you humans and your genitals." Zim bashed his reasoning away. "We Irkens also have reproductive organs, we just stopped using them long ago."

"Irkens don't have sex?" Dib wanted to slap himself, as always his mouth went ahead of his brain. This caused him to ask very inappropriate questions at the worst of times.

"No we gave up natural reproduction centuries ago." Zim explained. "Too many birth defects, now we depend on cloning to do that for us, but to answer your question. No we don't have sex; it's considered taboo, and is greatly looked down on."

"Oh..." Dib chewed on his lip awkwardly.

"Any more questions?" Zim asked.

"No I'm good." Dib admitted.

"Good now take off your clothes before I resort to ripping them off myself!" Zim demanded.

Again Dib's face goes impossibly redder at the thought of Zim ripping off his clothes. However, this time he manages to comply, and pulls off his shorts.

"Underwear too." Zim ordered as he began to pull off his own.

Dib whorled around, and looked away. "Zim warn someone will you!" he shouted.

Zim couldn't help but smile at Dib's obvious discomfort in the whole situation. "You humans are so easily frazzled, it's just genitals Dib everyone has them; even Irkens like me."

"Yeah well we humans don't go showing ours off all Wiley-nilley so no looking!" Dib demanded, his face was blood red now. Burning as hot as the sun, but he pulled off his boxers all the same.

"There was that so hard?" Zim asked.

"Yes!" Dib mumbled. "And close your eyes."

"Fine." Zim said and rolled his eyes, before closing them. "But you have to close yours too!"

"Fine." Dib agreed. "But you better not peek!" he warned as he closed his own eyes.

Zim scoffed. "Trust me worm, I have no interest in looking at a hairless monkey unclothed." He assured him as he climbs into the hole and motions to Dib. "Now get in the hole already, I'm freezing!"

Dib inches blindly towards Zim, and soon finds the hole, he can feel the small space beside Zim; he grimaced. "Zim the holes too small we'll be touching." he mumbled.

"We have to keep each other warm somehow Dib; now get in!" Zim shouted.

"Fine." Dib retorted and crawled in after Zim, and reluctantly buried his face in his enemy's chest. "Please tell me your eyes are still closed." he mumbled.

"Yes, Dib my eyes are still closed, are yours?" Zim asked.

Dib nodded against his chest. "Yes."

"Good now please just go to sleep." Zim ordered.

Dib did his best to obey that order, he really did; but soon his curiosity got the best of him. 'What do Irkens look like naked?' he wondered.' Do they have belly buttons? Is their anatomy even like a human's?'

And before he knew it, he could feel the urge to just take one look at his enemy. After all the more they knew about the Irken's the better…Right?

'Dib bit his lip and peeked his eye open slightly, and the first thing he saw was Zim's chest. It was green, and smooth. 'And he called me hairless.' The boy thought. Dib looked further down and his eyes were greeted with the sight of a flat stomach, and lean thighs. 'Well they're nothing like us at all.' Dib realized. 'He doesn't even have a belly button!' Dib looks further down and gasped as he notices something. It's pink, and segmented like Zim's tongue. Dib's eyes widen. 'Is that Zim's…?

"Whoa." Dib whispers.

Zim's brow rises. "Dib are you peeking?" he asked.

Dib froze growing scarlet red once more. "Uh…no…that's gross…!" he stuttered.

Zim smiled and opened his eyes, the boy's wide eyes told the whole story. "You were peeking." He stated.

"Zim it's not what you think." Dib shouted.

"Oh well it looks like to me that you think you don't have to follow your own rules!" Zim said with an amused look on his face.

And suddenly Zim flips them so that the human is beneath him.

Dib went impossibly redder at the changed position. "Zim what are you doing?" he exclaimed.

"Just getting even." Zim mused. "You got to look at me, now its mine turn." He said running his three-fingered hand down his chest.

"I thought you said you didn't want to look at a naked monkey!" Dib exclaimed, trying to cover up as much as he could.

Zim snickers at the boy's nervous attempts to cover up. 'He's so much more likeable when he's squirming like the worm he really is.' The Irken thought. Zim then notices the boy's hue, he is as red as a tomato. Zim vaguely remembers that humans turn red like this when they're embarrassed. "What's the matter Dib?" He asked placing his fingers around the boy's neck. 'You're not scared, are you?"

"Of…you…? As if!" Dib had planned for those words to come out all confident, but he still managed to stutter.

Zim chuckled, and began to examine his enemy more closely. The boy was pale, but that was to be expected since he rarely went outside. Zim's eyes continues their journey down Dib's body. He's not as scrawny as he used to be, but he's still mostly skin then muscle, and despite his previous claims Zim sees the boy does have hair all along his body. However, it's thin, and barely visible even this close.

Dib is shaking now, feeling fully exposed under Zim's gaze.

Zim looks further down to see the boy covering up the area between his legs. 'So, that's where it is?' Zim thought. 'I wonder if they look the same.'

'Probably not.' He said answering his own question. He smiled as Dib began to squirm some more. "You started this worm." Zim stated the obvious. "Now move your hands and this will be over."

Dib bit his lip, he knew Zim was right; he had been the one to break his own rule, and start this mess. With a deep breath, he moved his hands giving the alien a full view of his member.

Zim's brow rises curiously. "Strange." He said.

"Strange? What's strange?" Dib exclaimed, feeling even more self-cautious.

"Oh well mine can retract back into my body." Zim answered casually, as if the two were talking about something completely naturel; like the weather. "But yours stays out." He muttered. "Interesting." He said touching the pale length.

Dib jumps back in surprise. "Zim no touching!" he exclaims.

Zim laughs at his response. "Tell me Dib are all humans like this when it comes to mating?"

"No I just…" Dib stopped turning redder.

"You just what?" Zim asked.

"I've never done it before ok?!" Dib shouted.

"Done what?" Zim mused.

"Oh, my god Sex Zim!" Dib screamed.

Zim laughed, he knew good and well what the boy meant, he just enjoyed making the boy so uncomfortable. Usually Dib was confident when he was around the enemy, proclaiming one day he would expose him for the alien menace he really was! However, now it was Dib who was exposed, and while under Zim's merciless gaze they boy's confidence seemed to evaporate.

"I like you better like this." Zim admitted aloud. "So, vulnerable, and scared."

"I'm not scared!" Dib lied.

"Oh really?" Zim smirked. "Could have fooled me!"

Dib growled.

Zim laughs, and releases Dib's cock, much to the boy's relief. "There now we're even." Zim said rolling off of Dib and settling down beside him.

"Even?" Dib exclaimed. "How is that even?"

"You started it!" Zim declared. "Maybe next time you'll think twice before breaking the rules. Now go to sleep already and stop pestering me!"

Dib, huffs, and turns his red face towards the wall of dirt, and stares at it with the images of what just happened running through his brain.

Needless to say, he doesn't get much sleep!

Chapter End Notes

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