DIL CHAHTA HAI CHAPTER 5
Shreya: Aap hi Purvi hai na?
Purvi: Ji haan, aur aap kaun hai? Reeva ki behen?
Reeva: Ji nhi, meri hone wali choti bhabhi ji hai yeh!
Purvi: Oh! Aur badi bhabhi ji nhi aayi?
Shreya: Hogi, toh aayegi na!
Purvi: Oh, mujhe maaf karna! Mujhe yeh baat maloom nhi thi. Par yeh kab hua?
Reeva: Saalon se chal raha hai yeh dukh humare ghar mein. Par tum kyun maafi mang rahi ho?
Purvi: Toh aapke bade bhai akele hai ya
Reeva: Kya kare, bechara akela hi hai. Ab tum hi batao, jeevan sathi ke bina, biwi bacchon ke bina kya karega bechara aadmi.
Shreya: Ghar mein koi nhi hai, isiliye apni jaan ki parwah na karte huye cases solve kar lete hai.
Purvi: Toh unhone dusri shaadi kyun nhi kar li?
Shreya: Dusri shaadi? Yaha pehli bhi nhi ho rahi hai.
Reeva: Wait wait wait... Aapko kya laga Purvi di ? Bhai ki shaadi ho chuki hai?
Purvi: Matlab unki shaadi nhi huyi abhi tak? Mujhe laga unki pehli biwi ka dehant hua ...
Shreya: Oh god!! Yaha pehli milna hi mushkil hai, dusri kaise dhund lenge hum. Aur usme bhi sahab ki itni saari shartein! Mujhe yeh chahiye woh chahiye, yeh nhi woh chahiye!
Purvi: Matlab aisi kya shartein hai unki?
Shreya: Unhe, CID officer se shaadi nhi karni. Unhe lagta hai unki biwi khoon-murder, chori yeh sab se bohot dur ho.
Reeva: Ma ka khayal rakhe. Aur mujhe lagta hai meri bhabhi acchi honi chahiye.
Shreya: Haan, mujh par bhi woh badi bhabhi hone ka attitude na dikhaye. Waise bhi yeh Reeva ka attitude jhel rahi hoon yeh kya kam hai?
Reeva: Mein attitude dikhati hoon? Purvi di, mein attitude dikhati hoon?
Purvi started laughing.
Purvi: Kya tum dono bacche ho kya? Shreya, tumhe iska attitude kuch hi din jhelna hai, matlab iski shaadi hogi, phir baad mein woh hafte mein ek do baar aayegi. Tab tum use dikhana attitude!
Reeva: Toh mein kise dikhau?
Shreya and Purvi both laugh at her innocence.
Shreya: Tum badi bhabhiji ko dikhana.
Reeva: Usne suni nhi toh.
Purvi: Toh tumhari Maa ji aur do-do bhai hai na!
Shreya: By the way, mein jis kaam ke liye aayi thi, woh toh reh hi gaya.
Purvi : Kaam kaisa? Aur woh bhi mere paas?
Shreya: Subah aapka gana suna, bohot accha gati hai aap Purvi ji. Mein aapko aaj raat humare ghar dawat dena chahti hoon.
Purvi: Daawat? Mujhe?
Reeva: Invitation degi yeh par banaungi mein!
Purvi: Toh tum de deti invitation!
Reeva: Nhi, ghar ki bahu ka haq hai yeh.
Shreya: Bahu se bhi bada haq beti ka hota hai vakil sahiba!
Purvi:Ek sawal tha Reeva! Tum court mein bhi aisi hi bate karke court ka waqt barbad karti ho kya?
Shreya: Nhi nahi, ek baar court mein jakar toh dekho, mautarma ki aankhon mein aag dikhti hai bilkul apne bade bhai ki tarah. Aur jab ghar mein aati hai, toh muskurahat ke saath, woh muskan apne chote bhai ki tarah.
Purvi: Reeva, tumhare dono bhai CID officer hai?
Reeva: Meri badkismati se haan, aur dono milkar mere liye CID wala dhund rahe hai.
Shreya: Dhund chuka hai, bas tum 24-25 ki ho jao, shaadi kar lenge.
Reeva: Dekha, mere bare mein koi kuch sochta hai kya?
Shreya: Ab chaliye madam, ghar ja kar tayariya karni hai. Purvi Ji aap aana jarur aur ek accha sa gana suna na hume.
Purvi: Ji mein puri koshish karungi.
Shreya: Accha, ab hum chalte hai.
At night.
Abhijit: Ab bohot ho gaya. Woh aayegi ya nhi? Chalo hum kha lete hai.
Shreya: Are, aise kaise kha lete hain? Humne mehman ko invite kiya hai.
Abhijit: Toh kaha hai aapki mehman?
Daya: Phone laga Ree use.
Reeva calls her. And talk for few minutes.
Reeva: Woh nhi aayengi. Aap khana kha lijiye aisa kaha hai.
Abhijit: Par kyun?
Reeva: Use bukhar hai.
Daya: Thik hai, toh phir kabhi bulayenge unhe.
Reeva: Shayad woh aana hi nhi chahati.
Shreya: Par kyun?
Reeva: Lagta hai, use kisi ke ghar jana pasand nhi, yaa phir humari daawat ko woh ehsaan samajh rahi ho ya phir...
Abhijit: Ya phir woh sach mein bimar ho. Iss baar bharosa kar lete hai.
Reeva: Ya phir aap shaadi nhi karte isiliye...
Abhijit: Kya? Kuch bhi kehti ho.
Reeva: Mein yeh prove kar sakti hoon bhai sahab.
Abhijit: Jarurat nhi madam. Yeh sab tum tumhare court mein hi karna.
Shreya: Lagta hai sir Darr gaye.
Abhijit: Kya kuch bhi, khana Khao aur so jao.
Shreya: Nhi, khana khayenge aur Purvi se milne jayenge.
Reeva: Itni raat ko?
Shreya: Jara dekhe toh unka bukhar kaisa hai.
Daya: Abhi nhi Shreya, kal subah sab jayenge.
Reeva: Okay! No problem!!
And here the chapter ends. Thanks for reading and reviewing. Please read and do review!!