A/N: I was drunk, idea came to mind and decided to write for fun and giggles... That, and Pizza Tower.


The scene is that of a restaurant in the middle of grassy plains, colored red and white. A sign on top with the face of a large cook and their hand, whose fingers are held in an "ok" sign. And had "Peppino's Pizza" written right under the picture.

Inside of said restaurant though, was nothing but emptiness... In a sense that there were no customers. None. Zilch. Not a soul... Why? Because the restaurant isn't popular anymore... Besides the fact that it was in the middle of nowhere.

But if one were to check the rooms at the back, they would find a short, fat and white Italian chef with a white cap, white shirt and black pants and sleeves. His face featuring a long nose and a black, short, pointy moustache... This is the sole owner and cook of the restaurant, Peppino Spaghetti.

He is seen sitting behind a table, tapping his fingers in frustration. They have a few papers and ingredients strewn about. One of the papers have "debts" written on it. Another has "loan".

The Italian man kept tapping his fingers, his anxiety making him look towards the window multiple times. He expected there to be another tower there, forgetting that he managed to destroy the dreaded thing. But from the corner of his eye, he noticed something, stuck to the window sill. A sheet of paper... He read what was on the paper with big bold letters, "DEED".

A short time passes, before he lets out a yell filled with shock, because it was the deeds to his restaurant. He got up and attempted to grab it, but it was too late as it got unstuck and began drifts outside with the wind.

The chef, in panic, quickly runs outside and begins running after it...

Only to return for a moment back at the entrance, taking out a key from his pocket and locking the restaurant door. Then going back to running after his deed to the restaurant.

At first, he was running and stumbling, but before long he's gone into a full-blown sprint that could rival a car, all in the name to grab the deed back.

But something unexpected happened for him. A small portal opened up right infront of the paper and grabbed it. The chef, not expecting such a thing to happens, skids then tumbles, rolling a few meters.

Peppino got up, rubbing his face as it ached, before looking behind him, a sad look on his face...

The man then walked back to his restaurant, his steps being more just dragged than propper footsteps. Opening the door to his restaurant, he walked inside and sat down on a nearby at a the empty counter. He stares out for a while, before slamming his fave against the table and crying his heart out...


But as if a cruel twist of fate, while the owner was crying in the restaurant, the entire thing was moved. The scenery completely different, no tower remnants, an open field near a rarely traveled road.

Though, the pizza man kept crying, a letter falls onto the top of his head. The chef picked it up and began reading, his eyes moving left and right.

The letter states that the deed now belongs to a powerful sage. The only way they are willing to depart from the papers, is for the chef to explore the entirety of the land and "meeting" the locals. And that should he fail, he will forcefully be kicked and locked out of his own restaurant with no legal backing. The person also wanted Peppino to stay in a certain area, until he defeats the people there, then he is allowed to move to another location.

With renewed vigor (mainly panic). He ran out the door of his restaurant and began following the road, speeding towards a distant village...


Next Up:

Teaching SEASON-ing


A/N: Hey. I was playing a lot of Pizza Tower, and thought that it would be cool if our italian chef were to anxiously yet furiously dash through Gensokyo.

That's it.