Spoils: Up to Chapter 74 (very obviously not canon)
Characters: Yugo, Rin, Jean Michel Roget
"Crystal Clear Wing Synchro Dragon attacks directly!"
Roget's life points fell to zero. Yugo and Rin both cheered, exchanging a completely platonic high five.
"Who says you've won?" Roget called out. He reached under the table—
And pulled out another two duel disks, slamming them on the desk, intruding in the duel.
Yugo and Rin exchanged a look. "Is this legal?" Rin said. Yugo shrugged, very confused.
"I am all the people!" Roget said, seething. He reached under the table and pulled out more duel disks, tossing each and every single one on the table. A mountain of duel disks was building on the table as Roget began to walk to the other tables in the room, pulling out more and more duel disks from under them. "You can't defeat me! I'll keep on intruding and intruding—and who's going to stop me?"
"If we steal all the duel disks after we win, we can sell them," Rin said. Should she be taking this threat seriously? Probably. But she was also practical, and if they just stole all of this, they wouldn't have to worry about food for quite a while.
"You can't outprice me!" Roget's voice had reached a truly deranged pitch. The mountain of duel disks was wobbling now, about to topple down. "I am everywhere! As long as I have all these duel disks, I'm destined to win! I don't care how much plot armour you have, you're bound to run out of boss monsters!"
Rin and Yugo exchanged an awkward look.
Well. Technically, he was correct.
"I will win!"
Yugo took a step forward—and kicked the table.
The tower wobbled—and then, the duel disks cascaded down, all falling onto Roget.
Yugo wondered if it would be too much to say 'Jenga'.
"You just killed a man, Yugo," Rin said. She really should be more concerned, but to be fair, that was the best example of a guy tying his own noose that she had ever seen.
"... huh. Guess I did." Yugo poked the pile of duel disks with his toe—he couldn't even see Roget underneath them right now. "Well, uh… victory?"
"Where was he even keeping all of these?" There were more duel disks on the ground than a person could conceivably ever fit under the tables in the room—where had Roget even been pulling them out of, at the end?
Yugo did not want to ask.
Rin picked up some of the duel disks. "So… capitalism or charity?"
"Well, Rin and I brought out the duel disks, but then we realised that Roget had opened up a portal to a different dimension. Did you know there are actually seven dimensions? The seventh dimension is just filled with infinite duel disks, so we just started fishing them out. We may have watched Roget fall into the portal and not rescued him, but in our defence, there were a few too many duel disks blocking our vision, and really, it was his fault. He got up and tried to yell at us that the duel wasn't over, but then he tripped and fell in, and we couldn't exactly fish him out—when there's infinite duel disks, we really mean infinite. There's enough for the whole city there... anyway, so that's why people are calling us Robin Hood now."
Yuto looked at Yugo. He blinked slowly.
"I think it makes sense," Yugo said cheerfully.
Yuto arched an eyebrow. "I want to go back to Heartland," he said, sounding defeated. "Things made sense there."
