ACT 1

Chapter 3

Chef Pee Pee was busy cooking a meal in the afternoon. "Man, this smells delicious! This might be my best dish yet! Hold on, let me have a taste..." Chef Pee Pee tasted the food, and to his surprise, it was actually edible and didn't make him gag.

"I knew it! I knew my cooking wasn't bad! I'm gonna show Bowser and rub it in his face, hehehehe..."

Chef Pee Pee continued to cook, and after he finished, he delivered the food to the dinner table.

"BOWSER! JUNIOR! YOUR MEALS ARE READY!" Bowser and Junior came downstairs and sat at the dinner table to eat.

"About time you finished our meal!" Bowser said in an annoyed and impatient way. "And we waited for a long while for you to finish cooking the darn food, only for it to taste like crap!" After Bowser scolded Chef Pee Pee for taking a long time to cook, Bowser and Junior took a bite of the food, only to be speechless and drop their utensils in sheer shock.

"Umm, Bowser? Junior? Are you guys okay?" After a long silence, Bowser spoke up. "Dear God... this cooking..." Bowser's face fell flat on the dish, and he began munching like a wolf. It had been far too long since he ate edible food that wasn't from takeout or a restaurant. Junior did the exact same as his father.

"Oh my God, did you guys actually like it!?" Chef Pee Pee said from sheer joy and shock. This was the first time in a long time where someone actually loved his cooking.

After Bowser and Junior were done eating and were pretty much stuffed, Bowser looked at Chef Pee Pee and said, "You have outdone yourself, Chef Pee Pee. You know what? Here's $5,000 I won from a competition!" Bowser took out a wad of money and gave it to Chef Pee Pee.

"OH MY GOD, REALLY!? $5,000 FOR ME!?" Chef Pee Pee was so overjoyed that he quite literally jumped for joy so hard that he made a hole upstairs but fell down and had a concussion, but somehow with no life-threatening injuries.

"Chef Pee Pee, are you OK?" Junior shouted from concern after seeing Chef Pee Pee quite literally jump for joy. "Eh, he's fine. Just take him to his bed, and he will wake up. He just had a cartoon physics moment," Bowser said in an uncaring and apathetic tone. "Alright, I'm gonna be in my room if you need anything. I need a break from these darn headaches and visions I keep getting."

After Bowser left the room, Junior began dragging Chef Pee Pee's limp body back to his bedroom.

"Hey, daddy. Do you have any idea where the heck are we going?"

"Jeffy, shut up, I said I'm figuring something out, just give me a second!" Mario said in an annoyed and rude way.

"Man, it's so darn hot outside... I could go for some ice cream."

Just as Mario said that, he heard the sound of an ice cream van driving on the road they were walking on, playing a jingle of some sorts.

"Hey, daddy, it's the ice cream man! Can we have some ice cream?"

"Yeah, Jeffy, you can grab an ice cream. Hold on, let me grab my wallet..." said Mario as he began reaching for his wallet.

As the ice cream van was moving, the camera slowly zoomed in on the window of the van itself, revealing that the drivers were none other than Screwball and the loan dolphin. Screwball was behind the wheel, and the loan dolphin was sitting in the passenger seat.

"Alright, you ready to do this?" asked the loan dolphin in a nervous way to Screwball.

"Ready as I'll ever be. I've got tons of experience when it comes to kidnapping, especially the young ones," responded Screwball in a confident and experienced way.

"Alright, you just stay there, and let me handle the transaction. You just pull the gas when I tell you to, you got it?" said the loan dolphin.

"I understand," said Screwball.

As the van came to a halt, Mario and Jeffy were eagerly waiting near the van to order some ice cream. The loan dolphin opened the window of the van, ready to serve them.

"Hey, what's up, guys? Welcome to Big Black Chocolates, where you lick our creamy cones and have traces all over your mouth," said the loan dolphin in a friendly and charming way.

"Hi there. My son and I would like some of your ice cream. I'll have plain old vanilla, while Jeffy here will have—"

"Gimme a double Big Black Chocolate scoop with some chocolate syrup on it, because chocolate syrup was built for BBC," Jeffy interrupted Mario.

"Alright, so one vanilla for you and one Double BBC Scoop with some chocolate syrup, then?" asked the loan dolphin.

"Yep, that's it," Mario responded.

"Alright, let me just get some cones and the scoops too." The loan dolphin picked up two cones and put one vanilla scoop and the other a double BBC scoop with some chocolate syrup on it. He handed both cones to Mario and Jeffy.

"Alright, here are both of your ice cream cones," the loan dolphin said as he gave Mario and Jeffy their ice cream cones.

Mario and Jeffy began eating their ice cream, and after they were done, Mario pulled out his wallet to pay.

"Hold on, you can just pay at the backdoor of the van," said the loan dolphin.

"Why do I have to pay at the back door? Can't I just pay here?" asked Mario in a confused way.

"That's just how I do things my way, alright? Just get over there and give me the money," said the loan dolphin in an agitated way.

Mario moved to the back door of the van. The loan dolphin opened the back door, and Mario attempted to give him the money. However, the moment he was in arm's reach, the loan dolphin snatched him and quickly closed the door, with Mario's hat falling to the floor.

"SCREWBALL, WE GOT HIM, WE FREAKING GOT HIM! MOVE, MOVE!" Yelled the loan dolphin loudly.

Screwball heard him loud and clear and stepped on the gas to quickly leave the scene. Jeffy saw what happened and shouted as the van sped away.

"DADDYYYYYYYY!"

Author's notes: Hey guys it's me OP. I'm so sorry for just up and disappearing for a while and not continuing the story. I kind of forgot about and i was doing other stuff. But im gonna be trying to publish more chapters more often. but i will not rush as i wanna fully bring my vision of the story in the best way possible.