Captain 3 and agent 8 run into a young nameless octoling boy, who just escaped from a strict leader in Octo Canyon. They take him in and give him a name: Quartz. They feel like family, but the two agents soon learn about the danger they'll have to face in order to keep Quartz safe.

In the anarchy-ridden desert known as the Splatlands, a lone junker and her pet Smallfry are navigating a lawless world with chaos at every turn. They'll scavenge for supplies, meet some friends, make some enemies, goof around, get into ridiculous and nonsensical situations no one should have to deal with, maybe kill some people, and above all, hope they don't die.

Following the events of "Survivors of Alterna: Best for Last," Akikta, the last living human, finds himself in quite the bind. Betrayed and stranded on a human construct known as Atlantis with only his octoling friend, Nakji, at his side, he'll have to do whatever it takes to undo his mistake, save his inkling friend- Inka, and survive. Or die trying.

Frye loves to dance. Her mission is to find a rival that can give her the greatest dance of her life. Enter an enigmatic dancer who accepted her challenge and proved they were just as strong. Now, she's on the hunt to uncover their identity, but in the process, she learned something about herself. She felt strange dancing with someone who makes her heart flutter. Neo 3 x Frye!

Project CARCHARADON was shut down by the Octolings long ago, the Sharklings frozen in stasis never to be released. But now four of their best have been freed, and sent to Inkopolis to find aid and free their brothers and sisters. But can they adapt to life in the big city? And can they find the allies they desperately need?

Accompany Googles & company in these adventues

As the Octarians begin to show suspicious activity not of Earth, the NSS is forced to split up; some agents stay behind to protect Inkopolis, while others travel deep into the cosmos to track down the source. With a fractured team and new revelations coming to light, each agent will learn something about themselves, and make life-changing sacrifices in their toughest battle yet.

Brad, a 16-year-old junior engineer, woke up from his centuries-long cryosleep after the fall of Mankind. Stuck in a derelict fortress with little food and water, along with a band of curious scavengers and an even bigger menace deep within the compound's heart, can he get out alive against all odds, or perish like the rest before him? Heavy cursing and violence warning!

Marie has been quite depressed ever since Callie disappeared, but after meeting one of the most handsome guys she has ever been greeted to, she feels almost happy for the first time in a few days. She feels emotions she has never felt before, like love which she never recieved from her companion or her fans, no that wasn't love, this is true love. Is it? This is a shitpost, JK LOL

We follow the life of the greatest ranked battle player to ever live, from their childhood dramas to adulthood rivalries. We'll see the hardships he had to fight through, and the friendships he would make on his journey to be the best that there ever was.

"All around me are places I used to see and people that I used to know! It took away everything from us! I will not stop, I will not rest UNTIL we reclaim it back!" I smiled at her. We were shoulder-to-bicep, yes, but it felt like she was speaking directly to me. Marina sure is amazing. [A Splatoon Apocalypse AU - Mostly Pearl POV] Simu-updated on AO3

Before she was the new Agent 3, Tori was an orphan living at the Squall Orphanage: a self-proclaimed Haven of Order amongst the City of Chaos. But even under the watchful eye of Lady Squall, Chaos is inevitable.

When Aniya meets the strangest Octoling she has ever seen, her life becomes a lot more complicated. Commander, as he is called, recalls nothing about himself; only about floating endlessly in the tides of Splatsville. (Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion and Splatoon 3 Hero Mode spoilers, along with a few Side Order theories/predictions. Cover is placeholder for now until new one's done.)

This is the story of Ray Martinez, an 18 year old college student who lands in a place unknown, and travels to places yet to find out.

In a laboratory deep in Alterna, a species of squid was experimented on. During the Final Hour, they escaped and evolved alongside the rest of their kind. Some worshiped them as gods, others sought to exterminate them. After thousands of years of chaos, one young Luxling will rise to a challenge that not even he could have anticipated, and take the final step towards peace forever.

Two best friends, an Inkling and an Octoling, suddenly find themselves as the newest agents of the NSS. Tasked with finding a missing retired captain, the duo has a lot of work ahead. Should be easy, right? Add in keeping track of their new, ravenous Smallfry buddy and not growing fur from touching the strange ooze scattered around the place, then things may get a little tougher...

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Wet, inky and wild. Tension is rising between the two cousins and roommates; however; maybe some kinky, steamy, sexy action will help cool the tension.

An erotic splatoon story

It's a new school year at Shark River High in the Splatlands! Ori is a firefly squid who's new to the school. He finds himself making friends, foes and maybe some love… (this story focuses on ocs)

Josiah Brach, an inkling with a wonderful life, has it turned upside-down when the octarian army invades Inkopolis. With his life now in shambles, and nothing left to lose, he's determined to take back what was his, and restore Inkopolis to its former glory.

Rider and Gloves have had a bit of a rivalry since they first met during the Square King cup. They both like Goggles too, and lately they've been extra competitive about it. However, Goggles likes someone else, as the two realize that, they also begin to realize their own true feelings… (Gloves x Rider)

How agent 8 and 3 fell in love, back when they had just escaped the Deepsea Metro. (boy x boy, takes place before splatoon 3)

Two alternates of Deep Cut's most infamous members join together through Aether-riddled happanstance, joined by the corrupting influence of an unusual affliction. Both have things they absolutely need to get off of their chests. One, perhaps moreso than the other. Splatfests...really were a mistake, to one of them.

So, you want to hear a story, eh? One about treasure hunters and the fate of the world? If not, too bad! I'm telling you anyway.