Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that and just enjoy the official Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble II Pre-Show, filled with various interview and backstage segments in between.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I! Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 1: Pre-Show Interviews/Promos
Scene 1:
Current All Elite Wrestling backstage reporter Renee Paquette was shown being filmed in the locker room as the cameraman got a good shot of her and one of the contestants she was standing between, which is Eddy from Ed, Edd n Eddy.
"Hello everyone and welcome to the official pre-show to the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II where we are busy preparing the rest of the competitors for this epic event." Renee said to the camera, "With me standing right now is one of the competitors that will be competing in this Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II, and that of course is the leader of the Ed Boys himself, Eddy." Renee then turned to Eddy and said, "Eddy, do you have any idea what you and your friends, Ed and Double D are getting yourselves into coming into this event?"
Looking like his usual cocky self, Eddy plastered off a smirk before saying to Renee, "Believe you me, Renee, we're more confident than you can ever realize. You wouldn't believe all of that training I put both Ed and Double D in. Just a week before this event, they were hauling butt on a diet filled with Chunky Puffs, Jawbreakers and an all-week monster movie marathon filled with even more Chunky Puffs and Jawbreakers. Yep, I did pretty good work on both of them. Even Double D agreed to pick up on the heavy slab himself. Double D, show the viewers that brand new diesel beast body of yours!"
"Eddy, I don't want to!" Edd aka Double D said, complaining off screen.
Eddy, looking very annoyed at Double D's cry for help, turned to the right and growled his teeth, "Hey, you agreed to this training regimen in the first place, sockhead! It's only fair if you at least flaunt what you've got!"
It didn't take too long for Eddy to drag Edd right in front of the camera, much to the brainiac's fear. Much to Edd's annoyance though, the sockhead found himself dressed up as his wrestling alter-ego, The Masked Mumbler.
Looking very nervous yet annoyed, Edd growled over to Eddy, "Eddy, why in the hell do I have to dress like this? You know that wearing this plunger over my head gives me a headache!"
"Tell it to somebody who cares, Double D." Eddy said, while patting Double D on the back. He then turned to Renee with a smirk. "You see here, Renee. Double D, or the Masked Mumbler as you call him right here, is championship material. He's got the body that would make Hulk Hogan bow down to him. He's got the mic skills that would make The Miz look on in jealousy. And he's got wrestling ability that would make Roman Reigns acknowledge him. I'm telling you that with the training regimen I put for him and big Ed, they're gonna take this all the way, baby!"
"Well, what about you, Eddy? Have you been training for this event?" Renee asked Eddy out of curiosity.
The moneymaker shot out a confident smirk, "Train? Why would yours truly want to train? I don't need any training. I've been watching what those people in WWE and AEW do on TV. All the movements. All the moves. All the reversals. Those are gonna be nothing but a cakewalk. Now if you excuse us, Renee. Us boys gotta be ready. 1,000,000 jawbreakers, here we come!"
Scene 2:
The cameraman got a good shot inside the locker room where Luz Noceda from The Owl House was shown taping her hands and wrists, all while getting ready for this event. It wasn't long before she was soon greeted by a very familiar voice:
"So, it's just about time, huh?"
Luz immediately looked up from out of her chair and saw her best friend/soulmate Amity Blight standing right beside her with a confident look on her face.
Knowing she was asked a question, Luz said with a simple nod, "It sure is. All 148 competitors we gotta deal with and it's only gonna be the two of us in there. Imagine that."
"Yeah, it's a kind of a shame Eda's not gonna be in there with us. Figured we'd kinda make the Rumble more interesting between us." Amity replied, groaning a little.
"That would be fun," Luz nodded. "But we'll take what we can get with just you and me."
Amity nodded right back before asking her, "What number did you get by the way?"
"Here, check it out." Luz said as she handed Amity her entry ball.
She then twisted the cap and opened it up right away, only to have her eyes bulge at the number Luz was drawn despite the fact that the camera didn't take a look at her number one bit.
"This is the number you drew?" Amity gasped a little before breaking out a chuckle, "Yikes, you're gonna need a lot more than luck with something like that."
Luz responded with a small chuckle of her own, "Indeed. What number did you draw yourself?"
"Well, since you asked…" Amity said before showing her the ball of her entry number, "Here you go."
It wasn't long before Luz immediately grabbed her partner's entry number and twisted the cap around, revealing Amity's entry number with her own two eyes even though the cameraman couldn't quite see it himself. She found herself replying with just a small whistle.
"Well, looks like you got better luck than I did." Luz replied.
"Yeah, but other than that, I don't think it really matters which numbers we get in this Rumble." Amity said, shaking her head with confidence. "As long as we stay alive in one piece, that's all I care about."
"Same here." Luz nodded back, all before shaking Amity's hand out of luck.
For just a brief moment though, the two immediately shared a single blush of affection knowing how warm and nice each other's grip was between one another. As if it was felt with a passionate, yet romantic feeling. The comfortable silence was soon cut off though when all of a sudden…
*BAM!*
The sound of a foot kicked in their locker room door, leading to a squad of SWAT team agents barging into their business. Much to both Luz and Amity's surprise however, the agents weren't here to interrupt their little moment.
Instead, they were here to surround a locker that was standing next to Luz and Amity. It didn't take them too long to bust the locker door wide open and pull out the one person that neither Luz or Amity expected to be here:
Glenn Quagmire.
"There you are, you stupid pervert!" One of the agents, who was named Barry and looked like Terry Crews, snapped to a frightened Quagmire.
"What do you want with me? I didn't do anything, giggity!" Quagmire said with a big gulp.
"Don't play dumb with me, big chin!" Barry snapped again. "We saw you taking pictures of young girls in the bathroom!"
"C'mon, I didn't know they weren't 18! Don't blame me!" The pervert said, trying to correct his mistake.
"Actually, we can!" Barry scoffed with anger, "As of right now, we're hereby banning you from the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble! Not also that, you're getting replaced as well! Men, take him away!"
Knowing he was being dragged away like a helpless dog, Quagmire pleaded to the group of agents with tears in his eyes, "C'mon, I didn't mean to do it! It was all a misunderstanding! A really big misunderstanding! Giggity!"
It wouldn't take long for the door to finally close behind Quagmire, leaving both Luz and Amity confused as hell wondering what just happened between them.
Amity looked puzzled most of all, uttering out to Luz, "What… the heck was he doing inside our locker…?"
"I have no clue…" Luz shook her head slowly.
Scene 3:
The camera got a good look at the show's special guest backstage reporter, Blondie Lockes from Ever After High, as she stood there in the interview area looking very bubbly and cute as ever. However, much to her sudden chagrin, she was standing alongside two of the most despised competitors of the Total Drama franchise, Alejandro Burromuerto and Heather. Alejandro on the other hand, did not look pleased knowing how hard he was gripping his entry ball angrily.
"Hello, fellow fairy tales, this is Ever After High's Blondie Lockes coming to you from the Honda Center and I am very excited to be one of the special guest backstage correspondents of the Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble II! Isn't that exciting?" Blondie exclaimed to the camera, all while holding her cute teddy bear head-shaped microphone in hand. "Well, speaking of which, with me right now are two of the most dastardly foul little fruits I've stumbled upon. This is of course Heather and Alejandro, who looks more grumpier than a stale piece of porridge. Why the long annoying look on your face?"
Alejandro immediately shot a death glare at Blondie before snapping in a huff, "You're really having fun at my misery, aren't you? Well, since an irritating little chihuahua like you wants to know why I'm pissed, I'll tell you why!"
The Latin liar wasted no time at all yanking the microphone out of Blondie's hands before growling angrily to the camera, "This is all because of you, Steven Universe! You, your pathetic loser crystal gem friends and everyone that targeted me robbed me of a golden opportunity that I wanted all to myself! Was this because this event was nothing more than a conspiracy against me? Because I know it is, pendejo, and everything that you did to me, I will do unto you the second I ever see your sorry ass into my ring!"
Blondie immediately stepped into Alejandro's promo and informed him gently, "Um actually, Steven Universe isn't gonna be competing this year. He's actually gonna be hosting this time."
"Oh, is that so, puta?" Alejandro said right back to Blondie before looking back to the camera, "Steven Universe, you should consider yourself the luckiest man alive. You should be lucky I don't have to skin your worthless gem-loving ass in front of your rotten stinking loved ones at ringside. If I did, I can guarantee you that I would make it look like a national tragedy to everyone watching in their idiotic rundown homes. In fact, ever since that night I spent down at that stupid hospital, I've always dreamed of many ways to make you suffer. Since I can't do that to you, perro, I'll have no choice but to make your girlfriend and that ugly velvet-haired hog you hang with suffer instead. When I'm done with them, I'll bring their battered bloodied bodies laying around your feet so that you can grieve over them around your stupid begotten tears, you peasant!"
And then without any warning, Alejandro pounded the microphone harshly around Blondie's chest, forcing her to flinch very violently as a result.
Blondie soon dusted herself off and snapped back to Alejandro in a huff, "Now that just wasn't right! Who in the heck taught you manners in your spare time, you brute? If you ask me, I have every simple right to smack the complete heck out of–"
"Oh, shut up, Blondie!" Heather replied, shutting the bubbly blonde reporter up. Displaying quite the nastiest snarl she could ever make, Heather said in disgust, "Everybody knew deep down Alejandro got screwed and so did I! You know how much it still pisses me off whenever I hear Luna Loud, Wendy Corduroy or Vanessa Doofenshmirtz's name come across my brain. I guarantee you I'm gonna get even against those stupid little pricks anyway I can. And I ain't gonna rest until I eliminate them one by one by one. To me, they're nothing but disgusting trash like these stupid dillhole scum I meet everyday in Anaheim! From those locals, to those disgusting kids and their annoying asshead hockey team that can't even win a Stanley Cup even if that lowdown f-lister Emilio Estevez tried and failed. If you ask me, it's–"
"HEY! Who the duck are you calling a stupid dillhole?"
Heather immediately stopped herself dead in her tracks after hearing a mysterious female voice cut her right off from that exact promo. It didn't take too long for the camera to scroll to the right and see Mallory McMallard and the rest of her Mighty Ducks, which consisted of both Wildwing and Nosedive Flashblade, Tanya Vanderflock, Duke L'Orange and Check "Grin" Hardwing, step in front of the despised Total Drama couple.
"Excuse me, but who the hell decided to allow these 'Mighty Shmucks' to come into OUR promo time?!" Heather said, insulting the Ducks in their face.
"That would be thanks to your hostile viper investive mouth, little miss Snake-in-the-grass!" Duke L'Orange replied back to the Queen Bee.
"Whoever asked you, one eye?" Heather snarled in return, "Shouldn't you be waiting tables in some futuristic pirate-themed restaurant?"
"Shouldn't you two be using that million dollars you two "won" on Total Drama to swim around?" Nosedive Flashblade smirked sarcastically before adding, "Oh that's right, you two never received that money, and I wonder why? Oh, maybe because it's busy being barbecued in that sweet Hawaiian volcano right now."
Alejandro didn't take too well to that remark, resulting in him sneering at Nosedive's face, "You've got a lot of nerve insulting our glory we had on Total Drama. After all, me and mi amor had way more airtime than your stupid meaningless show did. Not that we ever cared since nobody ever cared about the six of you dingbats."
"I'm pretty sure nobody ever cared about your sorry ass, considering the fact your family chose your brother over you, AL." Mallory said, stepping in front of Alejandro, who at this point was steaming in anger over that one simple name being called to him.
"DON'T YOU EVER DARE CALL ME THAT!" The latin liar snarled angrily to Mallory's face, "I SIMPLY TOLD EVERYONE NEVER TO SAY THAT NAME AROUND ME!"
Nosedive immediately smirked at the way Alejandro was getting all fussy from that irritating insult. So much so that Nosedive stepped in yet again and said with a smirk, "Dude, why in the hell are you getting so triggered by just one little name? Are you sure you wear actual diapers instead of pants?"
Alejandro got furious yet again hearing this, saying angrily to Nosedive, "Are you asking to be skinned alive, worm? Because if needed, I will do just that to you and those stupid pathetic slimeballs of yours in front of those precious mindless pricks you call Anaheim!"
It wouldn't be too long before Check "Grin" Hardwing decided to step in to calm things down between him and Alejandro. Mostly Nosedive of course as Grin said to his partner, "Look, don't let this meaningless fool get to you, man. He's just trying to rile you up all for nothing."
"He's right, we should be saving our energy for the Rumble." The team's leader, Wildwing Flashblade, respectfully said to his brother.
Hearing what the team leader of Mighty Ducks said to Nosedive though, Alejandro snarled to the blonde, "I'd take that fool's advice if I were you. Otherwise, I might have to hang his head on my wall first before I start with you."
Nosedive didn't take too kindly to Alejandro hearing this. The thought of that latin liar making threats like that to his own brother immediately made the quickest of the six stand close to the cheater with such vengeful eyes.
"You better be lucky I don't draw a number that's close to you right now," Nosedive said with his teeth gritting in anger, "Because if we meet each other in that ring, I'll do the whole city a favor by ripping those lips of yours you kiss Heather with, and use them to kiss your own dirty rotten ass."
"And if I was you, Heather," Tanya Vanderflock said with a brief pause before continuing, "I'd keep your latin lying masochistic boyfriend and the dirty diapers he wears behind you at all times. He does wear them instead of pants, right? If that's true, I think you may be the one that wears the pants in that dumbass relationship of yours."
This little insult immediately Heather stepped in face-to-face with Tanya herself, urging to hit her so badly yet due to the anger and desperation shown in her face, she couldn't. Instead, much to the Mighty Ducks's surprise, Heather decided to let it slide for the time being and walked away with anger in her face, with Alejandro following you.
"We owned them, didn't we?" Nosedive said to the rest of his partners, who high-fived him for winning that little verbal showdown against the despised Total Drama couple.
Scene 4:
Total Drama's resident Hawaiian hunk Justin was shown in the locker room doing the only thing he mostly loved to do than being admired by the ladies:
Looking right at his mirror like always.
The part he was looking at most was his shiny teeth, which shone quite well in his hand mirror.
"Man, I can't believe how shiny my teeth get every time I look at myself." Justin said to his usual self before the hair on one of his bangs drifted across his face, "Oh, better let me take care of that."
He broke away from his hand mirror for a little bit just to focus on that one single strand of hair of his. Justin took his finger to make one simple lick from the tip of his tongue and straightened it out just to keep it better.
"Ah, much better." He said before looking right back at himself with his hand mirror.
But when he did, however, Justin found out his face was soon replaced by the image of another pretty face, who had a crown on top of his head alongside boyishly blonde hair, blue eyes and similar shiny white teeth.
He immediately yelped out, "What the hell?!"
It wasn't long before Justin immediately turned around to see Ever After High's residential pretty-boy Daring Charming look at the model's own hand mirror himself.
"Um, can I really help you?" Justin asked the future king himself.
"Oh, sorry, my mistake." Daring chuckled in return, "I kinda forgot to pack a hand mirror with me so I literally had to look at something shiny that can reflect my perfect smile."
Justin shrugged it off before saying, "Your loss, man. Besides, I don't let anyone use my hand mirror but me. Want to go look at yourself, there's a full body mirror in this locker room."
"C'mon, you ever heard of sharing?" Daring asked the male model.
"I hardly even heard the word." Justin shook his head. He then flexed in front of his own hand mirror before saying to himself. "Now if you excuse me, I gotta admire myself 'til I'm literally so bored, I just don't wanna do it anymore."
Daring knew at this point he wasn't gonna go down in this verbal narcissistic fight like this. He needed to find a way for Justin to at least share his hand mirror.
So he asked with such inner confidence, "So that's the way it is, huh? Well, in that case, Justin… I hereby challenge you to a posedown!"
Justin immediately heard those words come through his perfect ears, right to the point where he finally broke away from his hand mirror.
"A posedown, huh?" The Hawaiian said with a thinking conscience. "What's the catch?"
"If I win, you agree to share that hand mirror with me!" The prince exclaimed.
"Sounds fair," Justin nodded before saying to Daring, "But if I win, I keep the hand mirror all to myself."
"Sounds reasonable." Daring nodded back.
Once Justin immediately put his hand mirror down, the two respective narcissists went face-to-face with one another like two cowboys getting ready to go at each other in a wild west shootout. Strange enough, it would be just like that when a tumbleweed randomly came out of nowhere and rumbled past the two pretty boys without notice.
With his eyes narrowing down towards the blonde prince, Justin said with a serious tone, "On the count of three…"
"Three!" Daring shouted, therefore starting the mini-posedown.
From there, the two narcissists immediately went to work on each other, flexing their arms just to keep one another off-balance. It was immediately back-and-forth between Justin and Daring, from folding their arms backward only to flex their respective abs to even flexing their own glutes to see which one had the hardest firmest butt, despite the fact that their respective buttocks were being covered by the denim of their own pants.
"Dang it, he's got me beat…" Justin thought to himself, "Gotta bring out my secret weapon…"
"I can't let him beat me like this…" Daring thought to himself as well, "Time to take drastic measures…"
With both of them coming neck-to-neck, both pretty boys decided to resort to the only thing Justin and Daring needed to one-up each other on the looks department:
By stripping their shirts right off, showing both of their six-packs to one another! It was clear that out of the body parts that the two possessed, their six-pack abs would be the ace in their hole.
"Trust me, Daring, you don't have a hope in hell of beating me." Justin said, smirking towards the knight.
"Oh, I beg to differ, Justin!" Daring scoffed in return. "I'm the one beating you this time."
This little ab-off continued to heat up for several seconds until Rarity from My Little Pony (the Equestria Girls version, mind you) suddenly came walking through the door and saw what was immediately going on between the two hot shirtless hunks standing before her.
"Oh my goodness, I get to share my locker with two sexy hunks?" Rarity gasped to herself before swooning with a dreamy sigh, "Ohhhh…"
The ab-off between Justin and Daring Charming was immediately cut off with a huge THUD, forcing the both of them to lose their concentration and look at the sight of Rarity fainting with a blush and a smile on her face. It seemed that the sight of their gleaming clean-cut abs was more than enough to steal Rarity's heart as a result.
"Well, what do you know, she fainted." Justin said with a chuckle.
"It appears that she did." Daring nodded in return. He then turned to Justin and said, "Wanna call it a tie?"
"Eh, fine by me. At least we had a judge fainting beside us." Justin immediately nodded back, therefore calling the posedown they had in a draw.
It wasn't long before both Justin and Daring Charming proceeded to look at the same hand mirror together, flashing their pearly white smiles all in return as their little scene came to an end with Rarity still fainting.
Scene 5:
The camera went right back to another locker room where both Rainbow Dash and Applejack from My Little Pony (their Equestrian Girls versions of course), were sitting side-to-side in a table with two bottles of hot sauce standing before them.
"Okay, ya know the rules, sugarcube." Applejack said to Dashie before explaining to the speedster very clearly, "Whoever chugs it all down without breaking down or getting any water for the next five minutes wins. Think ya can handle the heat?"
Rainbow Dash let out a chuckled scoff before smirking, "Please, I can do a sonic rainboom in my sleep. I think I can handle a bottle full of liquid habanero without any trouble."
"Well, we're gonna see about that, won't we?" The country girl said with a raised eyebrow before turning to a mystery person standing before her and Dashie, "You got the whistle ready, hun?"
The person Applejack started talking to was none other than Pinkie Pie, who appeared dressed up like a referee with a whistle around her neck.
"Ready and waiting, AJ!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed as she grabbed the whistle, "Okay, you two, in three, two, one…"
*BZZT!*
The whistle blew right away, leading both Applejack and Dashie to twist their hot sauce caps off and chug them right down to their throat in no time. Both women were going fast with no room left to breathe but the bottom of their noses.
The camera soon backed away a bit to see the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo) spectating the entire thing, cheering on both Dashie and Applejack as they continued to chug down the hot sauce. Leonardo and Raphael were busy rooting for Rainbow Dash while Donatello and Michelangelo became focused on cheering for the country girl herself.
"All right, look at the speedster go!" Raphael smirked looking at Dashie up close.
"I'll tell ya, Applejack's gonna have her beat!" Michelangelo pointed out.
Leonardo shook his head towards Mikey and said, "I don't know, Mikey. I think Dashie's got the upper hand!"
"What?! In your dreams, Leo!" Donatello said with a playful scoff, "Applejack totally has the competitive edge."
"Donnie's right, Rainbow Dash being fast will only make her lungs give out from that heat." Mikey replied, possibly agreeing with Donnie.
"Says you, Mikey!" Raphael scoffed right back, "Applejack won't stand a chance against this girl. She's totally gonna have it won."
The chugging continued on for a good 30 seconds before the two girls slammed their bottle down, therefore now awaiting whoever will break first from the heat. The look on Rainbow Dash and Applejack's faces look so exhausted they almost looked like they were trying to squeeze on their glutes while trying to get sun at the same time. Applejack attempted to make the heat less painful by breathing in a bit of cold air inside her mouth and out again while Rainbow Dash attempted to ride out the heat like any champ would do.
"Oh man, this is getting good!" Mikey said, feeling very ecstatic.
"I don't know if either one of those two can take much more." Leonardo shook his head with uncertainty
"Oh come on, Leo!" Raphael scoffed in return, "I've eaten tons of hot foods and drank bottles of hot sauce with pizza, and it barely affected me!"
"I'll vouch for that." Donatello nodded.
However, it didn't take too long for a winner to be chosen. Knowing that the heat was too much to take, Rainbow Dash immediately gave up by snatching the water bottle as quickly as she could and downing it high and mighty, all while Applejack threw up her hat in victory!
"Yee-haw! Victory is mine yet again!" The country girl shouted in celebration.
"YEAH!" Michelangelo shouted, all while continuing to cheer her on.
Raphael on the other hand, groaned while shouting, "NO! COME ON! DASHIE TOTALLY HAD IT!"
Rainbow Dash downed the entire water bottle and slammed it right on the table before wiping her mouth off and admitting defeat, "Okay fine, so I didn't get lucky that time. Big deal, AJ."
"Big deal, sugarcube?" Applejack said chuckling in front of her cocky friend, "You totally didn't care about the last five times I beat ya."
"Well, even if I had lung capacity like yours, I think I'd still beat you in that hot sauce drinking contest regardless of the result!" Rainbow Dash said with a sarcastic scoff.
"Even so, ya still wouldn't have a chance!" Applejack replied to Rainbow Dash's face.
"Much like you won't have a chance in the Rumble!" Rainbow Dash smirked back, "I'll make sure I'll last way longer than you ever have!"
"Game on, Dashie!" Applejack said straight to Rainbow Dash's face, "I'll prove to you my skills are as hot as my mouth!"
The verbal exchange between Rainbow Dash and Applejack went on for another more seconds when all of a sudden…
"Excuse me, dudes, but I couldn't help but overhear that Applejack's got the hottest mouth!" Said a mysterious voice.
It wasn't long before the two girls turned to the mysterious voice themselves, which turned out to be Shaggy Rogers alongside his best friend/partner, Scooby Doo. They weren't alone however as the two food-loving mystery solvers also had a big jar of hot pickled peppers in hand as well.
Shaggy then suddenly pulled a pepper out before saying to both AJ and Dashie, "If you can handle a bottle of hot sauce, why not handle a jar of peppers, man? Ready to take that challenge?"
"Reah, what ree read!" Scooby nodded also. ("Yeah, what he said!")
Hearing this little challenge coming Shaggy and Scooby forced both AJ and Dashie to look at one another, and then back to the mystery-solving duo looking very competitive.
"WE ACCEPT!" Shouted both Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
Raphael rubbed his hands in return seeing this and smirked, "Oh man, two challenges in one day? This is gonna be good!"
"Can't wait to see how this turns out." Leonardo nodded in response, all before the Turtles continued to watch the offscreen pepper eating contest between the duo of both Shaggy and Scooby and Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
Donatello knew he didn't like the looks of this, so much so that he replied with a groan, "Yikes, and to think the Rumble's gonna be more excruciating than this…"
Scene 6:
Renee Paquette was shown in the interview area standing alongside two certain big-headed troublemaking teenagers, one on the left had brown hair, a big overbite and an AC/DC T-shirt while the one on the right had blonde hair, a big nose and a blue Metallica t-shirt to complete their look alongside their signature laugh.
Trying not to be distracted by their annoying laughter though, Renee calmly said to the two boys, "Well, Beavis and Butthead, tonight's the big night that you two share a ring for the first time in the 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble. How are you two feeling at this point coming into this event?"
"Huhuhuhuh… uhhhhh, I don't know." Butt-Head shrugged. "We only came here for the nachos."
Beavis snickered a bit before saying, "Hehehehe… yeah. That stupid butthole who owns that convenience store won't give us any. Hehehehehe…"
"I'm really sorry to hear that." Renee groaned in return. She then cleared her throat and said, "Well then, any kind of gameplan you boys got in mind?"
Butthead chuckled much to Renee's chagrin and replied. "Uhhhh, no… other than the fact that we want to score is enough of a good reason. Huhuhuhuhuh…"
"Hehehehe… that's what we came here to do Renee. Score! Hehehehe…" Beavis continuously laughed.
Renee said with an optimistic nod, "Well, as if you're looking to score eliminations in this Rumble, then I wish you luck. What are you two planning to do with the money if one of you win?"
ButtHead laughed again as he said, "Uhhhhh… nachos."
"Yeah, and fire… FIRE! Hehehehe…" Beavis shouted.
"Yeah, I regret coming here…" Renee groaned to herself before saying to the camera, "Over to you, Blondie. Maybe you'll have better luck than I do."
The interview segment immediately came to an awkward end with Renee Paquette honestly being disturbed by the duo and their constant laughter.
Scene 7:
Blondie Lockes was right inside the locker room where she was standing right beside cartoon legend and Looney Tunes mainstay Bugs Bunny. Bugs immediately rubbed his hands with pure anticipation, getting himself ready to take on this event with gusto.
"As a matter of fact I am, Renee." Blondie said to the camera before continuing with a smile, "With me right now is perhaps one of the greatest cartoon legends to ever live, Bugs Bunny. Bugs, you definitely got a long task on your shoulders, I can tell."
Bugs munched on his signature carrot before saying to Blondie, "Eh, it'll be a cakewalk nonetheless. And before I ask you why it'll be just that, I'll let my multiple gimmicks say it out for me."
And then all of a sudden, Bugs Bunny began to spin all around Taz-style as he began to change his clothes in front of a confused Blondie. He then stopped only for the camera to reveal that Bugs was now dressed up as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
Displaying the same kind of sneer Austin made in his career, Bugs said to Blondie, "You want my thoughts about the Rumble, sweetheart? It's simple. I arrive, raise hell and leave. What? Then, I'm gonna stomp a mudhole and walk it dry on those 149 sons of bitches who try to throw me out. What? Then when I win, I'm grabbing a couple of Bug-weisers and I'm gonna drink them down because that's what Stone Cold does. What? And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold Bugs Bunny said so!"
After that was over and done with, Bugs then spun around and changed into his clothes, now being dressed up as "Nature Boy" Ric Flair.
Bugs immediately threw out a "WOOOO" before saying, "I'll tell you what, honey! When it comes to the Rumble, you know they can always bet their money on the man who's known for having the oldest ride on the planet with the longest line ever made. I can last a long time than any pill and any woman I know, and I'll still be kicking in the end. That's what you expect from the hole-digging, carrot-eating, wrong-turn taking, doc-greeting son of a gun, "Nature Boy" Bugs Bunny!"
Bugs soon replied with a "WOOOOO" before ending his Ric Flair bit with the Nature Boy's signature strut. Even Blondie shared a bit of a laugh seeing this. It wasn't too long before Bugs spun around and changed his clothes, therefore turning into the Ultimate Warrior.
Bugs let out a Warrior-like snort before saying with a mighty shout, "AHHHH, SPEAK TO ME WARRIORS! I COME TO YOU FROM A CAPSULE COMING FROM PARTS UNKNOWN, WAITING FOR ALL THE COMPETITIVE SOULS WHO DARE STEP IN THE PATH OF THE ONE WHO SEEKS THE POWERS FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE! BLONDIE, YOU ASK THE BUNNY WHAT HE THINKS OF THE COMPETITION? HE SEES THEM AS MORTALS, BEGGING TO BE HUMBLED BY THE DESTRUCITY THROUGH THESE VEINS! THE VEINS THAT WILL BRING ME THE VICTORY FROM THE HEAVENS. THESE ARE THE VEINS THAT MAKE THE ONE AND ONLY ULTIMAAAAATE BUNNYYYYYYYY!"
Bugs then performed one Warrior-like smirk before spinning all around and changed his clothes, this time, he was none other than the one-and-only wrestling legend turned pariah, Hulk Hogan.
After he was done flexing for a mini-second, Bugs said to Blondie in his perfect Hulk voice, "Well, let me tell you something, Doc. It's been a hard's day's night, and I've been sleeping like a dog, thanks to the many ways I can eliminate my opponents in this 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble, jack. But out of all the jabroni's out there, the only one I want a piece of is that dastardly no-good rotten Alejandro Burromuerto. Oh, does he boil the Bugsster's blood or what, doc? I can guarantee you at night's end that he's got himself a big boot and leg drop in his future, dude. And at the end of the day, the only thing that will prevail is these 24-inch carrots and the combined power of my Bunny-maniacs, man. So whatcha gonna do Alejandro when Bunnymania runs all over you?!"
And he suddenly ended his promo attempting to rip off his tanktop, Hulk Hogan-style, only to much utter failure since the tanktop he was wrestling with failed to rip in half.
"Ugh, geez… this cotton sure is tough to rip out…" Bugs said to himself while struggling.
Blondie Lockes then said to the camera in closing, "Well, this sure is one heck of a competitor to watch out for. So you all better watch out for Bugs Bunny ladies and gentleman, because BunnyMania is indeed running wild. Anyway, enjoy the 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble!"
Welp, that's all for the pre-show interviews and segments that we got for you all. Interesting stuff, huh?
Well, anyway, here are all the contestants that have been confirmed here so far:
Ed, Edd, Eddy, Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, Alejandro Burromuerto, Heather, Wildwing Flashblade, Nosedive Flashblade, Mallory McMallard, Tanya Vanderflock, Duke L'Orange, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Justin, Daring Charming, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, Shaggy Rogers, Beavis, Butt-Head, Bugs Bunny
Yes, we will see a lot of new faces in the Rumble alongside returning old ones from the past Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble, so it's definitely bound to be fun. Next chapter will definitely be a two-parter, so stick around for that. In the meantime, do yourself a favor and don't forget to read, review and leave some feedback if you wish since it actually helps me a lot.
Until next time, stay cool and freaky fresh, dudes.
