Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 11: FAT Chance
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*BZZT*
As the buzzer sounded off full-blast for everyone to hear, the entire "Pizza Power" song from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles In Time arcade game began playing out once more as an anthropomorphic turtle dressed in a blue headband, blue arm pads and blue knee pads came through the curtain running full speed down the aisle, much to the delight of the screaming crowd who were mostly delighted to cheer this next entrant on.
Entrant #81: Leonardo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
"We've got Turtle Power still going in full force, everyone," Steven pointed out, "Look who just arrived!"
"It's the leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Leonardo, coming in at #81 in this Rumble match!" JR exclaimed.
"He's of course the entire glue that keeps his brothers together as one," Cole replied before saying, "So we'll see how well he fares without Donnie and Mikey tonight."
"Yeah, and Raphael hasn't even joined the matchup yet!" The King pointed out.
As Leo continued his little run down the aisle however, a song filled with nothing more than tuba music began playing to humorous effect as a small yet supposed "big-boned" kid wearing what seemed to be a light blue beanie cap, red jacket, brown pants, black shoes and yellow gloves began coming out through the curtain only to be greeted by a big ovation from the crowd. Or so that's what he thought considering that many people at ringside were busy laughing at him for the fact he was running very slowly to the ring.
Entrant #82: Eric Cartman (South Park)
"Oh dear, looks like the fat kid is back." Tazz replied with a total facepalm.
"He's not fat, Tazz," JR corrected him, "He's big boned and you know it."
"Well, regardless who he is, we've got Eric Cartman from South Park returning from the last Cartoon Rumble at #82," Cole pointed out, "And it looks like he's in no hurry!"
"No kidding," The King said with a chuckle, "By the time he makes it down here, it'd probably be Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble III!" (Foreshadowing, perhaps?)
While Eric was continuing his "slow run" down the aisle however, the song "God Blessed Texas" by Little Texas began playing all throughout the titantron next as a humanoid squirrel dressed in her familiar white space outfit began making her way through the curtain, all while high-fiving the rest of the screaming fans all the way down the long ramp, even going so far to run past Eric Cartman himself (who was still taking his sweet time running slowly). This next entrant wouldn't be alone however as she also had her protective karate headgear with her, as well as her trusty karate foam fingers too.
Entrant #83: Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob SquarePants)
"Anybody up for some kara-tay?" Steven asked the commentators.
"I'm pretty sure this next entrant does, Steven!" JR pointed out, "We've got Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob SquarePants debuting here in the Rumble at #83!"
"You know, I honestly find it weird that we've got a squirrel who's literally overlapping Cartman on her way down the aisle." Tazz pointed out as well.
"She's a squirrel who's fast on her feet, Tazz. What more can you ask for?" Cole said, shrugging to Tazz.
Right as Sandy was making her way down ringside however, the next song that preceded "God Blessed Texas" on the soundsystem was the song "Done With That" by CFO$ (yes, the theme to The Usos). The song began playing full-blast as a kid with a Dorito-shaped head, spiky orange hair, orange striped shirt, blue shorts, white socks and blue shoes ended up running through the curtain and high-fiving the screaming crowd on his way down the aisle. And he too was running past Cartman, who was still having a rough time getting to the ring himself much to humorous effect.
Entrant #84: Phineas Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)
"Hey, I know what this kid's gonna do today!" The King exclaimed.
"And that's possibly win the Rumble if this next entrant gets lucky," Cole replied, "This of course returning from the last Cartoon Rumble is Phineas Flynn from Phineas and Ferb at #84!"
Tazz on the other hand, found himself being creeped out by Phineas's tortilla chip-shaped head from the commentary table saying, "Is it me, or does this kid's head make me crave for Doritos?"
"Is food all you think about, Tazz?" JR asked the ECW Legend.
Tazz then shrugged back to JR, "Can't blame me for being in a hungry mood."
"Guess that explains your body type." Steven smirked under his breath.
As Tazz began to angrily mutter out to Steven very quietly, the crowd all cheered once again as the song "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea began to start playing around the titantron as a full-figured yet curvy black woman with dreaded black hair, yellow tanktop, orange skirt, orange socks, white shoes, yellow/orange wristbands and orange headband began making her way through the curtain and running full-speed down the aisle, even running past Cartman as well.
Entrant #85: Valerie Grey (Danny Phantom)
"Oh, now this is a surprise!" Steven exclaimed.
"I'm glad you're excited, Steven, and I'm pretty sure Valerie Grey from Danny Phantom is gonna be the same now that she's in the Rumble match as well!" Cole pointed out.
The King suddenly got hit with realization himself saying, "You imagine that if LeShawna were to enter this match sooner down the road, we may get a faceoff between her and Valerie?" (Foreshadowing once again?)
"I definitely would love to see that," JR nodded, "And I'm pretty sure these fans would too!"
As Valerie got herself inside the ring however, she found herself immediately ganged up on by Gwen Tennyson, who wasted no time at all firing fist shot after fist shot constantly at Valerie in order to keep her down on one knee.
"Look at Gwen Tennyson firing out on all cylinders!" Cole exclaimed.
"Yeah, I don't think that's very smart to do that, Tennyson!" Steven shook his head.
Tazz then pointed out, "Or maybe it is smart, Steven! You just haven't seen it yet!"
Knowing how much her first shots were making Valerie a bit woozy, Gwen proceeded to hit a clothesline, only for Valerie to quickly recover by ducking the shot.
The redhead then proceeded to turn around, only for Valerie to hit a clothesline of her very own, which sent Gwen Tennyson over the top rope and onto the floor. That, of course, managed to score Valerie's very first elimination in the match!
"Tennyson's out," Cole replied, "Tennyson is eliminated!"
"Valerie just ended Tennyson's chances at winning this year's Rumble, that's for sure!" The King exclaimed.
54th Elimination: Gwen Tennyson; Eliminated by: Valerie Grey; Duration: 12:13
While Valerie was busy creating momentum in the match, D.J. was busy doing business against Marco Diaz, who was running towards the turnbuckle after DJ irish whipped him.
But before he could hit the turnbuckle, Marco managed to leap onto the middle and top rope and springboard back to DJ…
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…who immediately caught Marco in mid-air!
"Uh-oh, bad place, wrong time, Marco!" Tazz shook his head.
"DJ just legit caught a kid in mid-air!" JR exclaimed, "What a beast!"
DJ then proceeded to show off a little bit, deciding to carry Marco into a backbreaker position all across the ring in mere circles.
The Masked Mumbler (aka Double D) attempted to stop the powerhouse in his tracks, only for DJ to shut the brainiac up with a big boot across his face, sending a bit of a mixed reaction from the crowd (thankfully, DJ was still getting cheers).
"Oof!" The King cringed.
"I think the Masked Mumbler just got shut down!" Cole replied.
"Yeah, I'm honestly amazed Double D is still in this!" Tazz nodded in unison, "I thought that toothpick would be long gone!"
"Well, he's eating your words, I can tell you that, Tazz!" Steven exclaimed.
Feeling very tired of carrying him all around, DJ then lifted Marco into a Samoan Drop position and then dropped him down with a Big Bang Catastrophe powerslam!
"And DJ got him with that Big Bang Catastrophe!" JR pointed out.
"I bet the rest of the bones in his back have to be smashed to dust right about now!" Steven replied.
Meanwhile, just as Marco was busy trying to recover from that lethal move however, the camera caught Yumi Ishiyama just in time as she decked Apple White with a flying forearm, followed by a kip-up!
"Yumi's looking really red hot here!" Tazz exclaimed.
"And so is this red-hot crowd here in Anaheim," Cole nodded, "They are completely out of their seats for this one!"
"I think she may be looking to put Apple White to sleep here tonight." JR quickly pointed out.
Yumi soon got herself in a three-point stance, all while waiting for Apple White to get right back up on her feet.
When she eventually did however, Yumi decided to dazzle the crowd by performing a no handed somersault, attempting to hit Apple White with Xavier Woods's Honor Roll clothesline. But as she got up to her feet though, Apple White managed to catch her head on with a flapjack while at the same time Ladybug came right out of nowhere and got Yumi with a neckbreaker on the way down!
"My goodness!" The King chuckled in surprise.
"What a big double team move right there!" Cole said, feeling at a loss of words from that unexpected move.
Steven shook his head saying, "I don't think Yumi saw that coming!"
Realizing how much the double team move knocked the wind out of Yumi completely, Apple and Ladybug exchanged a glance to each other before capitalizing on the fallen Yumi.
They soon got Yumi right back up, only for the two to throw her out over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her completely from the Rumble match!
"Welp, Yumi's been deleted out of the Rumble!" Tazz replied.
"That's another member of Code Lyoko who has come and gone so far!" JR replied as well.
55th Elimination: Yumi Ishiyama; Eliminated by: Apple White and Ladybug; Duration: 8:48
Right after Yumi took her leave however, the camera scrolled back into the ring to see both Check "Grin" Hardwing and Goliath sharing a brief face-off with one another, which forced the rest of the fans to cheer their heads right off as a sign of this tense confrontation. It was so tense at this point that even the commentators were starting to take notice themselves.
"We got a standoff going on, guys!" JR exclaimed.
"Two big men facing off right here definitely has to be Vince McMahon's wet dream!" Tazz pointed out.
Steven raised an eyebrow at Tazz saying, "TMI, Tazz. TMI."
"What's that mean?" Tazz said to Steven.
"Good god, are you that stupid?" The King growled at Tazz.
"And I wonder why Tazz lost to The King at SummerSlam 2000." Cole said with eyes rolling.
The two exchanged their stare-down for a good several seconds until the two big men engaged in a big tug-of-war, exchanging fist shots against one another that really got the crowd going. Goliath managed to take pretty good shots at Grin's forehead at first, but Grin managed to turn the tides however by sneaking in several gut shots towards the big gargoyle himself.
"This is quite the hoss fight we're seeing here!" The King exclaimed.
"I agree," Steven nodded, "It's definitely face-offs like these that make the Rumble worth watching!"
"I have no idea who to cheer on in this tug-of-war, to be honest!" Tazz shrugged.
Grin managed to scoot Goliath close to the ropes however, in which the big gargoyle felt himself stumbling off his feet as a result.
But before the big man of the Mighty Ducks could consider getting Goliath over however, Leonardo managed to sneak right behind the two and lift both their legs up simultaneously, which forced both Grin and Goliath to tumble over the ropes and onto the floor in a double elimination that made the crowd erupt!
"Wha– NO WAY!" JR cried out.
"LEO WITH A DOUBLE ELIMINATION!" Cole shouted.
"That's gotta be a moment for Leonardo!" Steven exclaimed, "A BIG moment to be exact!"
"And this crowd's gone completely nuts!" The King exclaimed as well.
56th Elimination: Check "Grin" Hardwing; Eliminated by: Leonardo; Duration: 21:43
57th Elimination: Goliath; Eliminated by: Leonardo; Duration: 15:44
As much wild as the crowd was getting watching the double elimination happen, they were about to get even more ecstatic as ever once they saw the Rumble clock light up on the titantron once more. This only meant that the next set of contestants were about to come out momentarily at any second now, which seemed to excite both the crowd and commentators even more.
"Well, now that Grin and Goliath's no longer around, we might as well see who our next five competitors are!" JR pointed out.
Tazz rubbed his hands with anticipation saying, "Got that right. Let's bring it on!"
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*BZZT!*
As the buzzer sounded off full-blast once again, the crowd all stood up out of their seats and cheered very loudly as they could with Queen's "We Will Rock You" once again gracing the arena's speakers. Upon the various smoke and flashing blue lights came, an tall anthropomorphic duck with a very muscular build, complete with a teal jumpsuit with white shoulder pads, white chest pads, white wristbands, white shield-like knee pads, white boots and gold belt, complete with slicked white hair and signature gold face mask. This wasn't just any entrant they were looking at by the way. This next entrant went by the name of…
Entrant #86: Wildwing Flashblade (Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series)
"Oh boy, here comes the leader of the pack making his way!" Tazz pointed out.
"That leader you're talking about just happens to be Wildwing Flashblade from Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series," Cole informed Tazz, "And he's a bonafide leader at best!"
"And he'll show everyone, including Alejandro, just how much of a leader he can truly be!" Steven exclaimed, feeling more excited as ever.
JR then pointed out, "This couldn't come at a bad time though since his teammate Check "Grin" Hardwing has been gone from the match!"
"That still won't stop him either way, JR!" The King smirked.
As Wildwing continued his long run down the aisle (even passing Eric, who was still making his way down the aisle in comedic fashion), the song "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys proceeded to play all across the titantron nonstop as a fit old man with spiky teal white hair, teal sweatshirt worn over by a white lab trenchcoat, brown pants and black dress shoes made his way through the curtain and started running down the aisle in full-speed, all while getting the cheers he needed just to pump himself up.
Entrant #87: Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
"Oh lord, the drunk's back." Tazz said, rolling his eyes annoyingly.
"And this time, Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty is returning from the Cartoon Rumble sober for once!" JR exclaimed.
Steven nodded as he said, "Because truth be told, he didn't get much of a chance to show his stuff in the last Rumble he took part in!"
"And I hope he makes up for it!" The King nodded.
Meanwhile, as Rick continued his path towards ringside however, the song "I Ain't No Joke" by Eric B. and Rakim proceeded to play next on the titantron nonstop as a full figured woman with dark brown skin, black hair with a ponytail, big earrings, dark yellow shirt with peaches drawn in the front, dark blue jeans and sandals complete with a big round booty came running through the curtain and sprinted down the aisle as a fountain of cheers began to rain down on her with full spirit.
Entrant #88: LeShawna (Total Drama)
"Uh-oh, big momma coming through!" Tazz pointed out.
"Indeed, LeShawna from the Total Drama series will show everyone just how big and bad she can be!" Cole pointed out as well.
"Yeah, and if you don't believe her, tell it to Heather herself," Steven smirked, "She immediately learned the hard way back at Total Drama World Tour!"
"Yeah, I don't know what hurt Heather more, her reputation or that tooth she lost because of LeShawna?" JR asked with a grin himself.
As LeShawna continued her way down the ring however, a hard rock version of the song "Hail To The Chief" began to play all across the sound system as a tall lanky man with a goatee, brown hair, a mole on the right side of his cheek, a blue/white shirt, brown pants and black sneakers came out through the curtain and was instantly greeted by the faithful Anaheim crowd, who ended up chanting the next entrant's name over and over again on his way down the aisle.
Entrant #89: Abe Lincoln (Clone High)
"Oh yeah, talk about another blast from the past, huh?" The King smirked.
"Indeed, and speaking of the past," JR paused a little bit, "We've got one of the most liked characters from Clone High coming down in the form of Abe Lincoln!"
"This of course will be his first time competing in a matchup like this however since both JFK and Cleopatra didn't have much luck unfortunately!" Cole replied.
"Here's hoping that'll change tonight!" Steven said, hoping for the best for Abe.
As Abe was making his way down the aisle and running past Eric (who was still trying to run down to the ring for god's sakes LMAO), the familiar "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego'' theme song by Rockapella proceeded to play on the titantron next, which was soon followed by the appearance of a beautiful attractive woman with long black hair and familiar long hat and long red trenchcoat. But only this time, this next entrant happened to be modeled after the '90s cartoon instead of her most recent Netflix appearance, which honestly didn't matter to the fans one bit as they were awestruck by her beauty long enough for them to cheer her on.
Entrant #90: Carmen Sandiego
"Well, you talk about throwback, this woman's the true definition of the word itself!" Steven excitedly shouted.
"Indeed, Steven!" JR exclaimed, "It's the world's greatest thief Carmen Sandiego coming back from the 1st Cartoon Rumble at #90 this time!"
"And better yet, we're getting the Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego version instead!" The King quickly pointed out.
"Huh, well no wonder she looked different though," Tazz said, tapping his finger to his chin, "I think she might have dyed her hair."
Right as Carmen proceeded to make her way towards the ring however, LeShawna made her way inside just in time to see Invisi Billy launch himself from the top rope, trying to surprise her with a big hurricanrana.
But LeShawna had other plans up her sleeve however as she caught Invisi Billy midair in the process, slamming him down with a big powerbomb!
"Oh dear lord!" Cole cried out.
"LeShawna just flattened him like a pancake!" JR exclaimed.
"Yeah, hold the butter," Tazz smirked, "And the syrup too!"
That unexpected counter immediately stunned Invisi Billy long enough for LeShawna to pick him back up with one hand.
With her hand by his throat, LeShawna wasted no time pushing Invisi Billy over the top rope and onto the floor, marking her first elimination of the match!
"Welp, now we see him and now we don't!" Steven smirked a little.
"You're telling me," The King smirked as well, "I think LeShawna just made Invisi Billy disappear out of the Rumble!"
"Gotta say, for a big gigantic butt, LeShawna knows how to do business!" Tazz said, letting out an insulting chuckle.
58th Elimination: Invisi Billy; Eliminated by: LeShawna; Duration: 16:14
As Invisi Billy found himself seeing stars at ringside however, LeShawna turned around to see ShadowCat attempt to surprise her with a big running body press.
That proved to be a mistake for the mutant however as LeShawna instantly caught her in mid-air to no surprise at all, although Tazz was quite surprised seeing this go down in the process.
"Uh-oh, what was ShadowCat thinking?" JR shrieked.
"I know what she's thinking," Tazz paused a little, "She's about to have her nine lives taken away permanently!"
No doubt LeShawna planned to make Tazz's statement come true.
With Shadowcat being carried around by the ghetto girl's arms, LeShawna used every ounce of that brute strength to chuck the mutant over with a gigantic Fallaway Slam, which sent Shadowcat over the top rope and onto Invisi Billy on the floor, eliminating her spectacularly!
"There goes another entrant!" JR exclaimed.
"It looks like curiosity killed the cat!" Steven shouted out.
The King then said with a brief chuckle, "Yeah, and that curiosity was LeShawna herself!"
59th Elimination: ShadowCat; Eliminated by: LeShawna; Duration: 10:26
LeShawna suddenly looked down at the fallen Invisi Billy and Shadowcat from inside the ring when all of sudden, Twister Rodriguez attempted to sneak behind LeShawna by hopping across her shoulders and attempting a sleeper hold.
"Wait a minute, Twister's got the sleeper hold locked in!" The King pointed out.
"Yeah, that's gonna be a big fail!" Steven nodded.
Not being affected by the sleeper hold one bit, LeShawna used her steel hiney to ram Twister right to the upper right turnbuckle, letting go of that hold.
She ended up being fueled by anger long enough for LeShawna to grab Twister right by the back of his head and throw him over the top rope and onto both Invisi Billy and Shadowcat on the outside floor, eliminating the skater once and for all!
"And LeShawna gets rid of another one!" Cole exclaimed.
Tazz said with a complete groan, "Yikes, Maurice didn't get much of a chance."
"Can it, Tazz!" JR snapped angrily to Tazz before saying, "Or should I call you Peter instead?!"
"Nope, I'm good." Tazz said, backing away again.
60th Elimination: Twister Rodriguez; Eliminated by: LeShawna; Duration: 6:40
While the trio of Invisi Billy, ShadowCat and Twister Rodriguez were busy taking their dirtnaps at ringside one at a time, the camera scrolled around the steel steps to see Eric Cartman finally climb up those steps looking very out of breath and out of stamina, much to the comedic relief of himself combined.
"Whew… finally made it after a long run…" Cartman said to himself, running out of breath.
The King was suddenly at a loss for words seeing this from Eric saying, "Did… did that kid finally get to the ring just now?!"
"Um, I think he did, King!" Steven nodded to the hall-of-famer.
"Geez, how much Cheesy Poofs did this fatass eat on his way over here?!" Tazz shrieked out.
"I don't know, Tazz," JR shrugged to the Brooklyn native. "And quite honestly, I don't want to find out!"
After a long excruciating run from ringside, Eric managed to climb over the top ropes once more and land safely on the mat.
But as he did however, the duo of Wildwing and Nosedive came up from behind Eric and launched the fatboy over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating Eric Cartman in the process!
"Oh no, not again!" The King exclaimed.
"All of that slow running Eric did was all for nothing!" Tazz said, facepalming himself. "What a fatass!"
"I'm guessing all that Cheesy Poof eating didn't do him much!" JR shook his head.
"Nope, it didn't," Steven shook his head too, "Sayonara for Eric!"
61st Elimination: Eric Cartman; Eliminated by: Wildwing Flashblade and Nosedive Flashblade; Duration: 0:04
As Eric Cartman picked himself back up, he started throwing a hissy fit right at ringside, which forced some of the referees and even Garnet herself to try to intervene just in case.
AEW Referee Rick Knox attempted to calm Eric down himself, only for the fat kid to push him down harshly in response!
"Hey, what the hell was that for?" JR raised his eyebrow.
"Man, talk about a sore loser!" Tazz replied.
"I hate to see what his mom thinks about his behavior!" Cole nodded, "Got any comments, King?"
"Well, if I was Cartman, I'd worry about what Garnet would do to him." The King pointed out.
Steven agreed with The King on that comment saying, "I wouldn't blame you, King. That guy's a control freak."
As the ringside fracas still continued on the outside though, the camera scrolled back into the ring to see Geoff catch Morty Smith by surprise as he gave the youngster a big German Suplex!
"Geoff with a big German on Morty!" Tazz exclaimed.
"I think Geoff's giving him his version of Suplex City!" JR exclaimed as well.
"Yeah, Geoff! Drop him like a rock!" The King said, cheering him on.
Geoff wouldn't be quite done with him though. He then turned Morty around and lifted him up into a Samoan Drop position.
But before he could do such a thing to Morty however, Rick came out of nowhere and spat what seemed to be a huge stream of beer onto Geoff's entire face!
"Beer mist onto the eyes!" Steven pointed out.
"Rick Sanchez taking a page out of The Great Muta's playbook!" Cole exclaimed.
"No kidding, Cole," Tazz chuckled. "I think it's Miller Time for Geoff!"
JR nodded as well and said, "He definitely isn't enjoying this frosty cold one, I can tell!"
While Geoff attempted to get his vision back as fast as he could, both Rick and Morty attempted to team up together and grab the Party Boy from behind.
They then proceeded to throw Geoff over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating the Party Boy from the entire Rumble!
"Oh, that's it for Geoff!" Cole exclaimed.
"Nonononono, not the Party Boy!" The King groaned before shouting, "Dang it!"
"Guess you can leave it to Rick and Morty to crash his party!" JR exclaimed as well.
"Yeah, and not in a good way either!" Tazz shook his head.
"You better believe Bridgette isn't gonna be happy to see this!" The King said, fearing for the worst.
62nd Elimination: Geoff; Eliminated by: Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith; Duration: 21:20
Meanwhile, as Geoff was busy wiping his eyes at ringside however, the camera scrolled back outside to where Eric Cartman was still throwing a shitfit with the referees.
The latest referee that attempted to calm him down was AEW referee Aubrey Edwards, who attempted to stand in front of him without any fear whatsoever.
"Eric, I am telling you for the last final time, you have to leave!" Aubrey said to the fatboy.
Eric then snarled at Aubrey's face saying, "You don't tell me what to do, you stupid bitch!"
"Can somebody please get that troublemaker out of here?" The King complained
Geoff, who thankfully had his vision restored in time, decided to step in front of Eric in order to handle him himself.
Cartman attempted to hit him at first, only for Geoff to duck and pick him right up on his shoulders! He then used his entire strength to carry Cartman all the way up to the aisle with the rest of the security and Garnet following him to make sure Cartman took his leave.
"Oh, about time!" JR sighed in relief.
"Finally, I thought that fatass would never leave." The King sighed as well, "That kid must be so big he sleeps in a bathtub."
"Oh, I heard that!" Cole chuckled.
Tazz chuckled as well saying, "I will admit, that's one strong Party Boy."
Steven then replied in unison, "I'm glad things like that just goes to show you that nobody likes Eric Cartman and nobody ever will."
As Eric Cartman was being carried out like a barrel with fans chanting, "Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey. Goodbye" over and over again, Garnet had suddenly turned her back to what was going on inside the ring.
What was going on inside the ring was Ladybug was on the second rope trapping Alejandro with a full-blown ten punch salute.
But before she could pull that final punch however, the camera scrolled to the right to see a blonde woman appear on the apron and blast Ladybug with a can of hairspray across her face! However, the mystery woman had an appearance that had blonde hair with a ponytail, a gold jacket, a white shirt, white pants, white shoes and signature sunglasses upon her forehead. This wasn't just any woman.
This woman was soon identified as Chloe Bourgeois!
"Wait, what the hell?!" Cole gasped, "That's… that's Chloe Bourgeois!"
"HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET HERE IN THIS ARENA?" JR shouted angrily.
"I'll bet that Alejandro and Heather had to pay her off!" Steven guessed out.
"Somebody get Garnet in the ring," The King said in disgust, "That way she can get that little she-devil out of here!"
Tazz then shook his head saying, "Yeah, I don't think she can hear you."
It wouldn't be long before Garnet saw the whole thing on the titantron, which forced her to turn around and caught Chloe far away from the stage where she was standing.
Chloe immediately saw this and took off running full-speed like the coward that she was, hopping over the barricade while she smiled in delight at Ladybug being blinded by Chloe's hairspray.
"Ugh, what a coward that girl is!" The King groaned.
"I swear to god himself, that Jezebel is far from irredeemable!" JR exclaimed out of disgust.
The fans immediately booed the holy hell out of Chloe, to which she responded with nothing more than her two middle fingers, even taking one of the fans soda cups and even throwing it in that fan's face. This forced the entire security team to leap over the barricade and chase her out of the building in return, leading to quite a cat-and-mouse chase.
"Oh come on, that literally was uncalled for." Cole said, referring to the soda-throwing part.
"Can you blame her at all?" Tazz shrugged.
"Actually, yes we can," Steven nodded, "She had no business showing up here!"
JR exclaimed "I hope that security tosses that nasty little bitch out of here!"
Before the King could even say anything himself though, Alejandro decided to take advantage of the blind Ladybug himself.
With her still standing on the middle rope, Alejandro grabbed her by the legs and flipped Ladybug over the ropes and onto the floor, resulting in a very unfair elimination that left the fans booing out of pure anger.
"Oh, come the hell on!" The King groaned.
"Ladybug's out with NO thanks to Chloe Bourgeois herself!" JR spat in anger.
"Alejandro should be SO lucky," Steven rolled his eyes sarcastically, "I guarantee you his luck's gonna run out!"
"You're just jealous he eliminated Ladybug fair and square." Tazz smirked in front of Steven.
"Or maybe you're just frickin' blind, Tazz!" Cole angrily snapped.
63rd Elimination: Ladybug; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto (with help from Chloe Bourgeois); Duration: 11:47
As Alejandro flipped off the fans for a good second however, the entire crowd all once again stood up out of their seats once more to see the Rumble clock light up at the titantron yet again.
This also meant that the next set of contestants were looking to enter the matchup momentarily sooner rather than later.
"Well, as pissed off as I am already, we might as well check out who's entering 91 to 95." The King pointed out.
"I really hope that whoever comes in next will eliminate that Latin Lying Son-of-a-Bitch." JR said, still seeing in anger as the clock began ticking down.
Well, this was finished sooner rather than later. I know it's not much since me and The Amazing Ghost Musician did a week to get this chapter done, but call it for what you will everyone. Okay, enough explaining. It's stat time!
Entrants in the ring: 27
Entrants left to go: 70
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson, Caitlin Cooke, Cat Noir, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Butt-Head, Beavis, Zim, Milo Murphy, Samatha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Jude Lizowski, Throttle, Bobby Santiago, JFK, Snake-Eyes, Raven, Jimmy Neutron, Sam Manson, Brad Boimler, Frankie Stein, Raven Queen, Philip J. Fry, Bender Rodriguez, Scrooge McDuck, Bojack Horseman, Otto Rocket, Charlie Brown, Mordecai, Michelangelo, Donatello, Cleopatra, Rolf, Arnold Shortman, Owen, Rainbow Dash, Dan, Spectra Vondergeist, Duke L'Orange, Gwen Tennyson, Yumi Ishiyama, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Goliath, Invisi Billy, Shadowcat, Twister Rodriguez, Eric Cartman, Geoff, Ladybug,
Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Nosedive Flashblade, Luz Noceda, Gwen, Marco Diaz, Rogue, Edd/Double D aka The Masked Mumbler, Wendy Corduroy, Applejack, Harley Quinn, Apple White, Nightcrawler, Morty Smith, Turanga Leela, Peter Griffin, DJ, Gambit, Trent, Leonardo, Sandy Cheeks, Phineas Flynn, Valerie Grey, Wildwing Flashblade, Rick Sanchez, LeShawna, Abe Lincoln, Carmen Sandiego
Shortest time: Eric Cartman (0:04) (NEW!)
Will we ever get the long-awaited Valerie Grey and LeShawna confrontation?
Was having Eric Cartman simply a waste?
Will Rick Sanchez attempt to stay sober this time despite drinking only once?
We definitely can't promise the last question, so you'll have to wait until the next chapter's posted. Until then, don't forget to read, review and leave a little feedback if you like on what you thought about today's chapter. Peace out for today, dudes and dudettes.
