Chapter 2: Harry Potter and the Creepy Colin

As Harry shuffled towards Dumbledore's office, he was ambushed by Colin Creevey, who no doubt was trying to get another picture of Harry for the Boy Who Lived Official Hogwarts Fan Club Magazine.

Harry didn't have time for such shenanigans. He loved his fan club and all, but there was a cutscene he needed to get to. He tried to use the aura of relevance around him to ward off Colin Creevey, and hopefully deliver a mental knockout. However, Colin was immune to such main character powers because he had stalked Harry for such inordinate amounts of time. It was at this point that Harry gave up trying to use mental powers on Colin and broke into a full-blown run through the Hogwarts corridors.

'Come Back!' yelled Colin, furious that his prey had eluded him once more. He stroked his camera lovingly.

'Don't worry my sweet, he can't hide from us forever,'

The camera did not respond.

Meanwhile, a wheezing Harry leaned against the door of Dumbledore's office, trying to catch his breath. He made a mental note to himself to sternly reprimand the fan club. No more Mr. Nice Main Guy. He would have liked to ban Colin from buying any Boy Who Lived Merch, to really teach him a lesson, but unfortunately Colin accounted for 95 % of all sales.

The gargoyle guarding the entrance leaped aside without the need for a password. Dumbledore had likely sensed Harry's approach, or perhaps the gargoyle had grown tired of Harry's constant delinquency, which included spray-painting 'wagwan mandem' on the walls and handing out leaflets for a free ice cream from Hagrid's shack, knowing full well that Hagrid would see these intruders and attempt to snap them in half.

He opened the door in heroic slow-motion fashion and majestically entered the office.