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Well hello everyone! Sorry I've once again been gone for a while, but now I come up with another fanfic...Ik I should really be keeping the amount of fanfics in writing to a minimum. But today I'll bring you a orky crossover fanfic, filled with lots of carnage, how will the JSDF react? Well stay tuned and find out!
also I did a little research on orks, so I might not know a lot about them or get something wrong, if so feel free to reply. Also I might come out with two new fanfics, this one and another one im gonna call "little red and the big bad wolf"
It was but another day on an ork infested planet, the boyz fought one another, ate squig, and did other orky things. There was a multitude of different klans: goffs,bad moons, and evil sunz. Then, out of the blue, a strange building appeared in the heart of their little 'city', thus every green skin stopped and stared confused at it. One scratched their head as they stared at it, especially when red pig things marched out and glared at them all.
It was a standoff, the two races that are equally as ugly glared at each other. But it didn't take but a few moments until an ork did their infamous war cry. "Waaaggghh!" They all roared in unison, bringing out battle axes, bolt guns, and other weapons. It pig men were not prepared to be immediately decimated by the guns that the Orks possessed, mainly by the bad moons. "Hahaha! That's what you oinkies get fer try's passing on our turf!" An ork yelled.
From behind the pig men, rows of shields faced the orks, spears pointed out as wyverns flew out of the gate. Only a few green skins managed to actually die by the flying lizards before they were shot down or shopped up for getting to close. The spearmen continued their March towards the green skins, "for the empire!" The spearmen roared in ignorant bravery, though some were smart enough to still feel fear, but could do nothing as they might be slaughtered by their own. As the ranged weapons focused on the enemies in the air, the orks with axes or other melee weapons charged towards the wall of shields, roaring another war cry.
The first ork to make it to the wall of shields was jabbed in the chest, but survived thanks to his armor, and thus swung his axe with such force it knocked the shield man down, the shield itself now cut in half. It only took but a second for the wave of green to crash against the wall of shields and spears, though it was quite obvious who was winning. "You call this a fight?! The runtz are tougha than you puny umies!" The battle, if one can even call it that due to the orks winning by a landslide, continued on. Horsemen finally came out of the gate as they charged at the green skinned monsters, yelling in defiance, managing to actually kill a bunch of orks with their spears. The humans grinned, thinking that they now had the upper hand against the war craving savages. "Push men, we must show these green skinned savages who's more superior!" Their general yelled, the humans cheered as they tried to push ahead, the Calvary having weakened the orks. But then they heard a growling, almost as loud as a roar of a wyvern. And then, they saw them...
Thousands of men stood at the ready. They were to conquer whatever land was beyond this gate. Though their army was much smaller than intended, by half at least, since it appears the gods have gifted them with two gates. On on alnus hill and another near the mountain range of ice and snow. Currently, their general was giving a speech about how the gods favored them, and gifted them with two gates, and about how great their empire is. Currently, two soldiers stood side by side, ignoring the boring speech.
"Say, I wonder what lies beyond this gate, though I hope it's full of women and riches" the young man said. He looked like he was in his early 20s maybe, so he was basically fresh meat. The other man though, he looked to be at least 45, many scars great and small covered his face. He only had one eye, as it had a slash on it. "Don't get your hopes up kid, more than likely a bunch of savages are what will greet us." The older man answered, earning a disappointed sigh from the younger man. The younger one was just about to say something just as their leader gave the order to start marching as the gate activated. And so March they did, all heading inside the gate and following the ugly beasts used as fodder for whatever lies beyond the gate.
As they marched, the younger man looked in aw at the interior of the gate, even though the only light was the outlines of whatever invisible ground they walked on. They prepared their shields as they saw light just ahead, holding their spears to stab whatever unlucky man or beast attacked them. Though they prepared themselves, they could never prepare to see an ocean of green, and buildings basically held together by chewing gum and floss. Immediately, the younger soldiers stood still in fear as he watched as the green skinned savages quickly slaughtered the fat pig faced things, he couldn't remember what they were called, and his spine shivered as he heard the war cry of their enemy as they charged with axes, swords, and clubs.
"dear gods...what have we gotten ourselves into" the older man said, before he prepared to stab the first savage that charged them. Though his eyes widened a bit when the spear head only scrapped across the green skin's armor. He was about to scream in fear but the heavy axe spit his head open, revealing his brain and a shower of blood. The younger soldier was shocked, but he too met the same unfortunate end as his elder friend, though his head was beaten with a club.
"for the empire, for emperor molt, we will not surrender to these savages! Charge! Charge!" The leader of the army yelled as their Calvary raced by and plowed through the green skins. Seeing as how they now had the upper hand, the rest of the army charged with renewed bravery, slicing and stabbing the savages. Just as they thought they were winning, they all heard a strange noise, like a rumbling growl. Looking ahead, they saw more of the green skins, but in strange red painted chariots. Their faces once again paled at the loud booms of the green skin's weapons fired off, killing soldiers in droves from a distance. Strange barrels spat fire before a yellow light raced towards them and went right through their armor like a canon ball against butter.
The pike wielding soldiers tried to stab the strange red chariots, but were plowed over or shot by the green skin's strange magical weapons. "Waaagghh! now it'z the evil sunz's turn to have some of this action! Prepare to meet the fastest orkz in the galaxy!" The now named orks yelled. Things were not looking good for the empire's men, and so any smart enough to run did, but even that was dumb as it gave the orks a chance to shoot them or their fellow soldiers to execute them for abandoning their people.
The orkz continued their charge against the human intruders who thought their puny weapons would be enough to stop them. The evil sunz even came in with their orkified vehicles from the imperium. The infantry transports now turned into weaponized plows of death equipped with too many guns. They slaughtered any human that was still left standing, and chased down the horsemen and ran them over or shot them with a lot of dakka. "Hahaha! You puny umies thought you can just come ere and try and take our land with thez weak weaponz? Well youz was wrong, cuz we gonna krump ya all!"
Now, whatever surviving soldier still alive retreated into the gate, seeking to live just a bit longer. At this point, the orks slaughtered every last one soldier that dared to fight back, and captured what little were trying to retreat. Now that the battlefield was somewhat quiet, the warboss came over to one of the captured soldiers, grinning as he did. He had fought along with his fellow ork, and killed at least a dozen of each enemy that crossed that strange building that appeared. "Take them umies into interegashoin, I wanna know what's beyond that strange fingy" he ordered, the ork grunting in a reply before effortlessly picking up the soldier and carrying him away. "I will never submit to you savages! I would rather die than give up my loyalty!" The human yelled as he was dragged away.
It has been several days since the empire tried to invade both gates. And they have gotten news that both armies failed to conquer both, and that one had men in green while the other had green beasts. It was very peculiar, both gates leading to something that had green. "If I may be so bold, six tenths of our army has been wiped out. How can you recoup such losses?" One council member asked, unsure if their empire would hold much longer with such a fatal wound.
"tell us! What does your majesty the emperor intend for these realms?" He continued. "Casel el Tiberius, I know you well. You think foreign lords will rebel together, and you cannot sleep for fear of it. But we have united together to vanquish every threat. Just as in Aktet war 250 years ago, not every battle can be won." The emperor spoke to the now named councilman. "You conduct pointless trials, even as our enemies gather at our borders? It was only won in two days! our expeditionary forces were wiped out and now the gates are in their hands!" Casel commented. The anger of such a defeat was evident in his voice.
"we have to fight! If we lack men, then we demand lives of our vassals!" Another councilman said, it was evident he was someone in charge with the army of sorts by the way he dressed in armor. "In the first gate on alnus hill, we hear pa-pa-pa in the distance, then our men fell to the ground. The enemy on alnus hill are evil sorcerers! And on the second gate in the snowy mountains, or men we met with green skinned beasts, a survivor even said they heard the same type of noise as the sorcerers on alnus, only much louder and deafening." He added, explaining about the two threats.
Then there was an argument between the council members. Calling each other war mongers and cowards. The emperor gripped the arm of his throne before standing up. "We cannot sit and do nothing. Which means we must fight. Send envoys to seek reinforcements from the other nations. We must prepare to save falmart from the foreign invaders who seek to steal it. We and our allies shall stand firm! And take back the hills of alnus and the snowy mountains!" He yelled to his council. A momentary silence befell the room after the emperor's speech, but then one answered. "Your majesty...the hills of alnus and the snowy mountains shall be covered by the bones of an army."
