Isekai'd as the new French Miraculous Superhero Team.
Chapter 53: Heroes vs. The Trash Krakken.
(Quantic Universe Earth 19274729568301958374, Paris, France, March 1st, 2016, third person POV...)
Cat Noir says as he and the others look up at the Trash Krakken, "I thought we said we'd play in the big leagues, not the giant ones!"
Lady Chrysalis then says, "I know, but please, don't panic. All superheroes need to keep a cool head and a calm mind. Clarity of thought before rashness of action."
Sperm Fin then starts working by using his manipulations and creations of cleansing water as a weapon against the Trash Krakken, lessening its mass enough for everyone that was absorbed to escape.
But then, the Trash Krakken reforms itself.
Lady Chrysalis then says, "Okay, time for Plan B. Lucky Charm!"
Lady Chrysalis unwraps the hardball, and Knightowl says, "(Deep voice) Hey, you were right; that is a hardball! Genuine American chewing gum! They were banned in the fifties because they get way too sticky if they stay in the open air for too long after chewing them. If one of those things gets stuck underneath a table, you'd never be able to remove it. And trust me, that's no candy for fledglings; you need real sturdy American jaws to chew those bad boys."
Lady Chrysalis then says, "Perfect! Start chewing!"
Knightowl protests, "(Deep voice) But, I can't remove my mask! What about my secret identity?!"
Lady Chrysalis then says, "Knightowl, have you seen the size of this thing? It'd never fit in my mouth."
Knightowl replies, "(Deep voice) Very well, but you all must swear to never tell anyone what you're about to see."
The team consents to Knightowl's request.
Knightowl removes his mask, revealing her to be Barbara Keynes, one of New York's resident police officers who wasn't required to wear a police uniform.
Everyone's reactions varied, but Lady Chrysalis remained stoic.
Lady Chrysalis then gives Barbara the gum.
Barbara starts chewing the gum.
After half a minute, Lady Chrysalis sticks the gum onto her yoyo, and Barbara says after putting her mask back on, "(Deep voice) Now listen carefully, fledglings. We're going to synchronize our attacks so we don't cross feathers. While three of us are busy attacking the monster from a ways off to grab his attention, Lady Chrysalis will yank that toy out."
Lady Chrysalis replies, "Understood, sir!"
Knightowl nods in acceptance, and after the Trash Krakken's attention was grabbed by Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat, Sperm Fin manages to lessen the mass of the monster while Lady Chrysalis throws the gum yoyo at the toy.
Knightowl then says as she helps Ladybug in pulling out the toy, "Hang tight, kid! I'll help you out!"
Lady Chrysalis then says, "Cat Noir, use your Cataclysm on the monster from the inside!"
Cat Noir replies, "What?! You want me to throw myself into that thing?"
Cat Noir then dives into the Trash Krakken from the air, and inside the mass, he calls forth his Cataclysm, destroying the monster from the inside and freeing everything else that it absorbed.
Three more superheroes say things like, "Where are we?" "What happened?" and "Ough, now I got a headache."
Cat Noir says as he clutches his head, "Oh, my head."
Kevin Kramer then says, "Mr. Squid! Mr. Squid!"
Lady Chrysalis bemoans, "Oh, here it comes."
Lady Chrysalis catches the octopus plushie in her hands and she says, "Ew! I was right!"
Lady Chrysalis then puts the toy in her yoyo, and her yoyo purifies the substance.
Lady Chrysalis then takes out the toy and says, "Bye-bye, nasty mysterious goo!"
Lady Chrysalis then approaches Kevin and asks, "You okay, Mr. Kramer?"
Kevin asks in response, "What happened? What am I doing here?"
Lady Chrysalis answers, "Long story short, the black substance covering your daughter's toy turned you into a monster of trash and mud, causing you to cause millions of dollars in fire and water damages, street and building damages, and the cancellation of the New York Basketball Championship Finals. But thankfully, my team and the United Heroez were able to return you back to normal and I was able to purify your daughter's toy using cleansing magic."
Kevin says in recognition, "Ladybug!"
Lady Chrysalis replies, "In the flesh, so to speak."
Knightowl then says, "(Deep voice) Thank you for this information, citizen. All of this precious information will be able to shed light on the matter."
Lady Chrysalis then asks Knightowl, "You still want to see the superhero '"cleaning lady"' in action?"
Knightowl answers, "I think '"the greatest superhero of all time"' would be a more acceptable title."
Lady Chrysalis then says as she tosses the hardball into the air, "Miraculous Lady Chrysalis!"
Her Miraculous cure consisting of magic butterflies and ladybugs manage to fix everything that the Trash Krakken had ever damaged or destroyed while simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the city in terms of invasive insects, invasive plants, feral cats being plagued by disease, feral cats living on the streets, and the construction and materials of the buildings in the city.
Various New York citizens say awed things like, "Oooh!" "Wow!" "It's beautiful!" "Everything's fixed!" "Look at this!" and "Look at that! Everything bad about our city is gone!"
In the hospital, Kevin appears next to Kenya in her hospital room, and Kenya exclaims, "Daddy!"
Kevin says, "Sweetie! I found Mr. Squid!"
Kenya hugs her plush toy and says in response, "I knew you would find him!"
On the rooftop of the same building where the French Miraculous Superhero Team first met the United Heroez, Knightowl remarks, "(Deep voice) They were incredible! That girl is nothing short of Miraculous!"
Sparrow adds, "(Deep voice) And Cat Noir's not a clown either. If it weren't for them and their team plus two more reinforcements, a lot of us wouldn't be here right now. Those two make an awesome couple!"
Ladybug then grabs Cat Noir and they share a kiss after removing their helmets but not their masks.
The United Heroez then start cheering.
Knightowl says, "(Deep voice) Good job, all of you!"
Majestia adds, "Nice work!"
Uncanny Valley adds further, "You're all amazing!"
Ladybug puts her helmet back on and replies, "This was a mostly team effort, and of course..."
All of the heroes share a fist-bump with each other in all directions.
Doorman then says as he opens a portal doorway back to the Isle of the Swans, "French Miraculous Superhero Team, this way, please."
Ladybug then says as she hands Victory a piece of the mysterious goo, "Here, this is what's left behind from the toy that started this incident. We should have it examined thoroughly so that we can find out what it is, where it comes from, and what else it does."
Majestia replies, "Well, if the incident with the Trash Krakken happens again, we definitely know who we can call for help!"
Victory replies as well, "Return home without dread. We'll have our best scientists investigate this substance thoroughly."
Ladybug then says, "Till all are one!" And she and her team return to the Isle of the Swans.
In Paris, as the sun sets, Cat Noir remarks, "What a nice little romantic trip! We should do it more often."
Ladybug remarks teasingly, "What, getting to meet new native superheroes, fighting supervillains, saving the day, and showing off our relationship to our new allies?"
Cat Noir replies, "Yes, that. Heh heh."
Ladybug then says, "And you're right; I quite enjoyed our trip to the big city."
Screechclaw then suggests, "Let's all head home to shower, eat, and sleep."
The 1,989 heroes all go home to do just that.
In Marinette's bedroom, shortly after showering and drying herself off, Marinette says, "Okay, that's the Trash Krakken come to pass. Next is having to find Night Bat's true identity, motives, and hideout location. But that can come at another day. Right now, I got things to do."
Marinette goes downstairs for dinner.
The End.
(Author's notes: See you all in chapter 54: Investigating The Black Substance.)
