Isekai'd as the new French Miraculous Superhero Team.

Chapter 56: Prime Queen vs. Radio Queen.

(Quantic Universe Earth 19274729568301958374, Paris, France, March 6th, 2016, third person POV...)

In Marinette's bedroom, Nadia Chamack says on Marinette's computer with images of her upcoming interview show tonight being shown on the screen, "Tonight, for our first episode of Face To Face, you'll have the opportunity of a lifetime to have a talk with the entire French Miraculous Superhero Team. Along with me, Nadia Chamack. We'll be revealing some sizzling hot information about our favorite superheroes. Don't be bemused, it's just the news."

Tikki scoffs, "Sizzling hot revelations? Pfft! Yeah, right. Like I'm gonna believe that cadswallop."

Marinette then says, "Okay, Ms. Chamack is here, getting out of her car. It's time to go. Tikki, Spots On."

Marinette transforms into Ladybug.

Ladybug climbs up her bed to get to the skylight, she emerges on her rooftop balcony, she turns invisible until she sees no one paying attention, and she takes flight while decloaking herself.

In Marinette's bedroom, Ammyy asks, "Sizzling hot information?!"

Fanette replies, "Yep, Nadia wants to reveal info about our team's personal love lives. And in some way, somehow, her boss Arlette is encouraging it just because of how harsh with her employees she really is."

Ammyy states, "That may be true, Fanette, but remember that you and the others are superheroes, not stars. You all have to remain anonymous to protect yourselves from Hawk Moth, his army of Akumatized supervillains, and all other kinds of human parasites across the world."

Fanette replies, "Don't worry, Ammyy; Marinette has a plan. But of course, in some ways, she's going to need our help."

Ammyy then asks, "Let's maintain caution tonight, okay?"

Fanette nods.

Just then, Nadia says on the computer screen, "Don't forget, tonight, Face To Face, live with the entire French Miraculous Superhero Team."

Fanette lowly cackles.

Manon Chamack calls out from downstairs, "Marinette!"

Fanette turns off the computer monitor after hearing Manon's voice.

Along with Nadia accompanying her, Manon runs up the stairs, and leaps onto Fanette, hugging her as Fanette catches her.

Fanette says, "Ahh, Ms. Chamack, I just saw the advertisement for your show tonight, and it looks fantastic."

Nadia replies, "Thanks. And I'm sorry, but I'm running late. Thanks again for watching Manon. (She hands Manon's backpack over to Fanette and checks her phone) I've put a bunch of things for Manon in her bag and she's already had dinner. Oh, I'm so glad you were free tonight."

Fanette remarks, "Don't I know it. And it's my pleasure to help you out with Manon."

She places Manon's backpack on her chair.

Nadia then says, "I better get going. I've got a lot riding on this interview. I need all of Paris in front of the screen tonight. (To Manon) Sweetie, just for tonight, you're allowed to watch some TV with Marinette."

Manon exclaims, "Yay!"

Manon climbs onto Fanette's shoulders and says, "Mommy's gonna be on TV with the French Miraculous Superhero Team!"

Fanette remarks, "You're gonna do great, Ms. Chamack, and you already got two viewers."

Nadia replies, "Wish me well and tell all your friends to tune in."

Fanette nods.

Nadia and Fanette both wave, and Nadia leaves, closing the trap door behind her.

Manon starts running around Marinette's room and starts jumping on Marinette's bed.

Fanette points out, "Haven't you heard about the five monkeys and the doctor who jumped on their beds?"

Manon stops and giggle sheepishly before getting off of Marinette's bed.

At the TVi studio, Nadia and the staff are getting ready and Nadia eats a chouquette.

Arlette says through Nadia's earpiece, "(On earpiece) We're on the air in ten, and not even any Cats in sight. Are you sure you have this in control, Nadia?"

Nadia replies, "Yes, Arlette, just as I promised. This'll be the biggest audience of the year."

Arlette replies, "Well, let's hope so, if you want to keep this show on prime time in the future."

Nadia sighs in response.

She looks around the empty couch, sofas, steel chairs, beach chairs, and regular chairs opposite of her.

Nadia checks her tablet, and the doors creek open.

Nadia and the staff look, and Nadia almost drops her tablet in shock when she sees the entire active French Miraculous Superhero Team strutting into the studio.

Ladybug remarks, "Looks like we're on time, right, guys and gals?"

Everyone else nods.

Nadia looks shocked and awed that the French Miraculous Superhero Team accepted her invitation.

But then, Jade Turtle comes up, his civilian appearance thoroughly hidden by a modern iteration of his ancient Jade Turtle armor combined with the outfit Carapace normally wears, but with lots of additional elements of armor, courtesy of Ladybug encouraging Jade Turtle to will his suit in such a manner to prevent anyone in the city, whether any of his customers or people in his neighborhood he sees on a regular basis or otherwise, from recognizing him if they saw his hair style if it wasn't for Ladybug's wishing power altering Jade Turtle's appearance and reversing his age in civilian form, and for extra protection against Miraculous magic weaponry.

Nadia asks, "Uh, who are you?"

Jade Turtle answers, "I am Jade Turtle, the primary benefactor of the team. I was asked to give my own statements in this interview. I hope that will be acceptable."

Arlette remarks over the earpiece, "(On earpiece) Well, you did splendidly, Nadia. And the more members of the team that show up, the better."

Ladybug then says, "All right, everyone, make sure you use the bathrooms and make sure you don't eat or drink too much of whatever is here; we don't need anyone going to the bathrooms twice."

Everyone nods before zooming to the bathrooms on all of the floors, relieving themselves quickly, flushing the toilets and urinals, washing their hands through force of will to make their armored gloves disappear long enough to wash their hands, and rushing back into the studio in the span of twenty-point-two-four seconds.

Nadia gawks in surprise, not having anticipated all of the heroes would have super speed.

Everyone takes their positions, doing yoga stretches in preparation for the hour of sitting in one place.

A staff member towards Arlette's left in the control room says, "We're on the air in five."

Ladybug glances towards Arlette, and Ladybug's expression morphs to one of disgust, something only Nadia notices.

In Marinette's bedroom, Manon and Fanette are playing together on the floor.

Fanette says, "Sun Glider to the rescue!"

Manon adds, "To the Eiffel Tower and beyond!"

Fanette then says, "Ooh, no, a ghost hand is coming to tickle you, Sun Glider!"

Fanette starts tickling Manon, making her laugh.

On Marinette's computer, a commentator says, "When we return from commercial break, Nadia Chamack will be joined by the entire active roster of the French Miraculous Superhero Team for an awesome, exclusive interview."

Eventually, Manon starts tickling Fanette, going for her sides while keeping her arms pinned down.

Fanette laughs hysterically, proving that she's equally as ticklish as the real Marinette.

Later, in the studio, Cat Noir finishes his snack of chouquettes and a staff member starts counting down, "Going live in ten, nine..."

Arlette says, "(Over earpiece) Eight seconds from the biggest success in TV history. Five, four, three, two, one. Now, I'm counting on you to boost those ratings sky high, Nadia. (Nadia looks at her watch) Make that red turn green."

People all over Paris, such as the Cesaire residence, Chloe Bourgeois, Andre Bourgeois, Gabriel Agreste, Fanette, Manon, and civilians on the subway trains are watching the live broadcast as it goes on the air.

Nadia says, "Good evening, Paris. I'm Nadia Chamack, and this is Face To Face. For our first episode, I welcome the beloved guardians of Paris – Ladybug, Cat Noir, Leobreaker, Ratbat, Laserbeak, Ravage, Boostwing, Filch, Jacknab, Pilfer, Tigatron, Airazor, Springer, Springload, Shockhead, Charger, Underbite, Overbite, Skullcruncher, Razorgrille, Minitron, Clipshade, Flamefeather, Retrofit, Spinhead, Transit, Backtrack, Ransack, Bludgeon, Clout, Anvil, Hammer, Back, Forth, Major Justice, Ground Bouncer, Undertone, Ironjam, Gravity, Volcano, Barithunder, Rumble, Frenzy, Jetstorm, Slipstream, Divebomb, Slicedice, Swelter, Glacius, Axiom, Theorem, Hardshell, Sharpshot, Kickback, Barrage, Bombshock, Bombshell, Shrapnel, Skrapnel, Buzzclaw, Infernox, Needler, Razorhorn, Saberhorn, Glowstrike, Scorponok, Scorpinok, Springbolt, Saberclaw, Waspinator, Bisk, Thermidor, Deadlock, Forager, Foxtrot, Stilts, Scuzzard, Clawtrap, Clampdown, Paralon, Quillfire, Scatterspike, Gnaw, Sky-Byte, Air Shark, Biter, Hammerstrike, Jawsy, Ragebyte, Sharksky, Sawtooth, Vajra, Pseudo, Malodor, Vertebreak, Thunderhoof, Groundpounder, Aerobolt, Booster X10, Buzzsaw, Garboil, Night Beat, Sunder, Gatoraider, Blackarachnia, Arcee, Crystal Widow, Black Widow, Black Spider, White Propionica, Airachnid, Mega Zarak, Zarak Maximus, Scorpius, Black Zarak, Pincher, Scorpulator, Double Puncher, Scorpia, Scorpio, Scorpion, Scorpius, Quickstrike, Poison Bite, Zori, Sting, Sandsting, Cancix, Octopunch, Spider Crab, Shokaract, Razor Pincher, Rockbuster, Razor-Sharp, Gura, Zaptrap, Chop Shop, Scarem, Salvo, Ram Horn, Motorarm, Bido, Shothole, Scourge, Dirgegun, Injector, Latolata, Inferno, Antagony, Scavenger, Skywasp, Venin, Venom, Manterror, Repugnus, Magi, Shou, Scalpel, Tonflier, Sky Shadow, Drancron, Dobo, Skalor, Gulf, Coelagon, Seawing, Kraken, Terrormander, Manta Ray, Depth Charge, Cybershark, Hellscream, Air Hammer, Hammerbyte, Hellwarp, Krok, Terragator, Soundwave, Dai, Geckoscale, Wreckloose, Iguanus, Crazybolt, Reptilion, Zado, Zad, Colada, Night Viper, Gobu, Gob, Slitherfang, Fangtron, Snaptrap, Turtler, Halfshell, Snapper, Dado, Skold, Gairyu, Bazooka, Slapper, Roughneck, Scowl, Scarr, Scale, Sludge, Zaur, Uruaz, Zauru, Rairyu, Slog, Hardhead, Dracodon, Jawbreaker, Undermine, Scorn, Spindle, Snarl, Slugfest, Doryu, Saberback, Striker, Hacksaw, Killer Punch, Grimstone, Kakuryu, Ractonite, Guiledart, Triceradon, Knockdown, Ironlunge, Stockade, Thunderlips, Tricerashot, Tricranius, Slug, Slag, Grimlock, Overkill, Goryu, Trypticon, T-Wrecks, Galavar, Gigastorm, Terrorsaur, Gnashteeth, Dualor, Cindersaur, Crashbash, Clobber, Overboard, Paleotrex, Transmutate, Skelivore, Predacon, Steelwall, Hoist, Dinobasher, Dinobasher II, Thrustor, Slash, Velocirazor, Thrashclaw, Slice, Gnash, Shred, Lance, Blades, Ptero, Swoop, Graphy, Yokuryu, Fractyl, Hydra, Terranotron, Ravenus, Windrazor, Brimstone, Nosedive, Pteraxadon, Terror-Daxtyl, Enerax, Fireglide, Wingfinger, Silverbolt, Blockrock, Squawktalk, Skywarp, Screech, Dreadwing, Wedge Shape, Longview, Talon, Wingspan, Doubleclouder, Doubledealer, Divebomb, Tigerhawk, Razortalon, Shadowhawk, Blackout, Baru, Prowl, Icebird, Nightshade, Sling, Mindwipe, Nightscream, Nightshriek, Noctorro, Wingthing, Sonar, Gigatron, Hades, Convobat, Nightstrike, Psychobat, Nyx, Tantrum, Horri-Bull, Longhorn, Bonecrusher, Bighorn, Ramulus, Baro, Bolt, Terrashock, Smashdown, Carnivac, Wolfang, Weirdwolf, Bruticus, Steeljaw, Servo, Growl, Sawback, Fireplug, Phantomjaw, Silverhound, Thunderhowl, Shuffler, Ironhide, Santon, Torca, Ozu, Geki, Masterdominus, Magna Stampede, Dropshot, Sonic Kick, Glit, Howlback, Scratch, Razorpaw, CatSCAN, Apexus, Snow Cat, Catilla, Toraizer, Bantor, Leonicus, Lionizer, Dazzlestrike, Nightstalker, Victory Leo, Thundertron, Valor, Hunter, Cheetor, Shadow Panther, Nightprowler, Cataclysm, Swift, Apeface, Beastbox, Hyperlinq, Oilmaster, Silverback, Headstrong, Stranglehold, Top-Heavy, Fire Beast, Rhinox, Backstop, Zamu, Rattrap, Packrat, Labrat, Chainclaw, Polar Claw, Sequoia, Orcanoch, Tidal Wave, Backlash, Fangblade, Hun-Gurrr, Lazerback, Ripclaw, Skystalker, Darksteel, Skylynx, Grimwing, Twinstrike, Sainttwin, Stormrazor, Corhada, Gaidora, Bakudora, Budora, Dragotron, Judora, Ser-Ket, Drake, Wingblaze, Freezer Burn, Hydrax, Rupture, Barara, Gorge, Burara, Blight, Thrash, Garara, Twinstrike, Dorara, Esmeral, Backbite, Ultra Dragon, Dragoyell, Cryotek, Mechatron, Deathsaurus, Snapdragon, Doublecross, Twinferno, Abominus, Brakepad, Crustacion, Dragonus, Windra, Dragonblaster, Dragonstorm, Steelbane, Stormreign, Skullitron, Dragonicus, Flamesnort, Shadow Raker, Skinkbomb, Slink, Sneak, Snitch, Wingcode, Zizza, Zorillor, Apelinq, Optimus Primal, Primal Prime, Optimal Optimus, Nemesis Primal, Onyx Primal, Noble Rex, Savage Dragon, Archadis, Beeline, Bumblebee, Cicadacon, Pyrotek, Dead End, Dinobot, Drill Bit, Earworm, Gimlet, Magmatron, Megalligator, Powerpinch, Psycho-Orb, Retrax, Soundbyte, Starscream, Steelgrave, Tarantulas, Thrasher, Thrust, Transquito, Vice Grip, Sandspear, Battle Ravage, Command Ravage, Cruellock, Doom-Lock, Frostbite, Gas Skunk, Dark Scream, Farside, Liftoff, Lugmutt, Power Surge, Sea Panic, Shutterbug, Sling, Slugline, Armordillo, B'Boom, Big Convoy, Ultra Mammoth, Frostbreak, Earthbump, Claw Jaw, Crossblades, Grizzly-1, Heinrad, Ikard, Landquake, Leo Prime, Lionhead, Moon Hare, Nightglider, Optimus Minor, Powerhug, Razorbeast, Sharp Edge, Spittor, Stiletto, Stinkbomb, Survivor, Tasmania Kid, Battle Unicorn, Screechwing, Skydive, Spiketail, Airraptor, Dinotron, Rapticon, Reptron, Crow Convoy, Diver, DJ Cicada, Longrack, Mach Kick, Randy Boar, Stampy, Star Upper, Strada, Scissor Boy, Rav, Arrowstripe, Lionblade, Silverfang, Snarlsaber, Masked-Weaver, Burntmurder, Dark Puma, Rednose, Pied Barber, Aca Bird, Bulbul Acebird, Woodpecker Groundnut, Mile Antshrike, Acre Todybird, Adam Turtledove, Warble Alden, Prince Cicadabird, Bright Partridge, Desert Babbler, Windpiper, Swift Talon, Red Venus, Nightshrike, Shortrunner, Pigeon Justice, Brushrunner, Pluto Bill, Flo-Snowcock, Nightingale-Moe, Larry Hawk, Paul Loon, Electro-Cisticola, Buzzard Wagtail, Chachalaca Raptor, Frogpecker, Snowrail, Opal Turtledove, Pearl Turkey, Quail Runner, Petrie Mountflight, Picasso Scales, Pipper Quail, Gamble Bird, Red Fowl, Green Wildbird, Pixie Pheasant, Pumpkin Seeker, Rafiki Hunter, Silver Gamebird, Rainy Flight-Game, Rowdy Firebird, Monal Rhythm, Saki Partridge, Satchmo Dovewing, Shadowflight Owl, Shamrock Cyber-Owl, Owl Soldier, Smokie Tailhawk, Somara Sparrowwing, Spike Hawkcollar, Star Sparrowhawk, Stormy Sparrow, Taz Hawk, Chiffchaff, Golden Oriole, Goldcrest, Fieldfare, Firecrest, Redpoll, Whinchat, Wheatear, Waxwing, Velvet Scoter, Shoveler, Treecreeper, Sanderling, Serin Knight, Indigo Ruff, Black Rook, Razorbill, Pintail, Purple Puffin, Nuthatch, Osprey, Meadow Pipit, Emerald Mallard, Little Owl, Marsh Harrier, Knot Knocker, Black Martin, Jack Snipe, Hoopoe, Hooded Crow, Honey Buzzard, Silver Harrier, Hawkwing, Hawfinch, Emerald Shank, Manx Shearwater, Lady Shearwater, Pink Warbler, Golden Pheasant, Night Goshawk, Buzzbrain, Fizzy Drop, Caramac, Haribo Fudge, Reeceburst, Dew Dove, Star Hive, Goldie Blimp, Solar Scarlet, Abalone Clam, Climber, Big Hop, Scissorhands, Goliath, Butter Bean, Bigmander, Grass Leg, Bellona Mariposa, Adelbern, Boardwalk, Blood Claws, Gigi Negro, Kinkamouser, Moggie Rex, Wild Blue, Mongrel Terrier, Milo Tigger, Purple Streak, Royal Fowl, Slate Lynx, Red Bug, Kitty Noire, Snow Vixen, Honey Stinger, Forest Shell, Predaking, Rattle Python, Dusty Sunshine, Tusk Mitzi, Purple Claw, Turbo Chaser, Fog Cooper, Plato Ram, Bull Husk, Roadkill, Beck Dollarbird, Gunner Claws, Yellow Beetle, Crow Man, Steel Swallow, Thorn Opossum, Cougar Reaper, Golden Canine Jackal, Wolfdog Woman, Dark Bat Fly, Wasp Boy, Moon Moth, Cameo Crocodile, Snake Claw, Lizard Peace, Rubber Ant, Crab Dagger, Red Hamster, Lemming Magician, Brown Rat, General Vole, Dormouse Claw, Captain Yellow Mouse, Soul Skunk, Sheep Mind, Missile Goat, River Tiger, Star Leopard, Lion Rider, Jaguar Bleu, Blast Lizard, Wasp Lock, Neptune Donkey, Pink Zebra, Green Lizard Dagger, Fabulous Mongoose, Serow Reaper, Blue Tahr, Rider Goral, Chamois Target, Mind Lemur, Ape Peace, Gibbon Violet, Cheetah Rider, Moon Wolf, Crimson Coyote, Dingo Lance, Stone Marmot, Quail Blast, Captain Pheasant, Tail-Blade Grouse, Crestless Targetfire, Yellow-Bellied Weasel, Brown Crab-Raccoon, Collar Woman-Peccary, Costa Rican Cougar, Platinum Condor, Brown Hawk, Eagle Scythe-Mind, Northern Yellow-Dog, Sky Oxprotector, Orangewood Lock-Bison, Cougar Woman, Orange Horn-Owl, Cassowary Southlock, Black Eagle-Hawk, Pitohui, Blue Magpie Peace, Black Harpy Rider, Captain Hawk, Raven Scarlet, Gold Weasel Magician, Black Hawk-Eagle Glider, Dog Blast, Super Rider, Blue Screecher, Bronze Peace, Gold Protector, Black Protector, Nighteye, Owl Swoop, Hunter Gull, Nastyhatch, Red Scarab, Black Tigra, Scarlet Reynard, Buzzer Swarm, Emerald Shield, Scalewing, Rattleheader, Blaze Hooves, Lionhead Fuzzy, Hog Begonia, Tigre Violet, Legionrat, Capriwheat, Beakhorn, Blazebell, Tracker Coral, Beetle Squasher, Burnt Feather, Tightclaw, Wallaband, Catamount Seeker, Yellow Lobo, Herring Wolfdog, Bat Flyer, Cigale Faucon, Papillon Gris, Calfscale, Red Swindler, Blue Repent, Ginger Fire, Blue Snapper, Yellow Mouse, Bathorn, Desert Spy, Rat de Muete, Espion Fourrure, Duplicate Murine, East Knave, Black Scott, Chèvre D'ombre, Tigresse Lumineuse, Léopard Gris, Lion D'Or, Jaguar Brun, Cold Glider, Guêpe Fleur, Jennet Roan, Mountain Equus, Green Reptile, Dark Mongoose, Corne de Chèvre, Chèvre de Givre, Trappeur D'Antilopes, Anteater Buff, Tueur de Souris, Singe Primal, Coup de Poing Orangoutan, Coureur de Guépard, Chien-Loup Vert, Coyote Bronzé, Dingo de Sable, Marmotte Rouge, Meat Finder, Wordspeaker, Riptail, Graywatcher, Pourriture Jaune, Tueur De Crabe D'Argent, Collared Peccary, Puma Gris, Flywit, Vache Brune, Bronze Raptor, Fur Seal, Masked Eagle, Brush Timber, Vert Rover, Crest Wader, Redpecker, Ermine, Water Guzzler, Ravine Runner, Eastern Cougar, Copygnawer, Owlchaser, Steelfin, Electro-Cassowary, Bowerbird Justice, Hunter Eagle, King Pitohui, Bearded Magpie, Dark Harpy, Silver Hawk, Dark Raven, Land Weasel, Wild Hawk-Eagle, Grey Steel Wolfdog, Land River, Tawny Snow, Lady Smudge, Rainbow Bird, Hudson Bullet, Comet Marble, Dusk Bacchus, Noisy Fly, Carcajou Wolverine, Ash Pecker, Warble Arrow, Arrow Picumnus, Shrike Fly, Drongo Black, Yellow Warbler, Thrush Major, Wood Wader, Amazon Fisher, Tusk Pinner, Hydro Bo-Runner, Leaf Leaper, Glass Scales, Scope Wader, Plow Glover, Copybird, Ground Pan, Monkey Softy, Night Thrust, Claw Swimmer, Badger Squat, Wild Donkey, Water Rail, Hydro Haddock, Equine Stripes, Cobra Slinker, Lingo Dweller, Tumble Swan, Land Leaper, Cent Walker, Multi-Crawler, Snow Bird, Cold Monitor, Killer Wasp, Lake Modeler, Cinderlight, Alpenshield, Earthblaze, Wisecloud, Strongwillow, Dragonblaze, Crestspirit, Elfsplitter, Grizzlyore, Flameguard, Belefort, Angelon, Bonnestel, Roncherac, Air Raid, Alpha Bravo, Barrel Roll, Fireflight, Powerglide, Slingshot, Breakaway, Firestorm, Jetfire, Jetstorm, Movor, Ro-Tor, Skyburst, Storm Jet, Terradive, Treadshot, Anode, Blast Master, Payload, Boltax, Cybaxx, Brainstorm, Broadside, Cloudburst, Cloudraker, Cosmos, Cromar, Deftwing, Dogfight, Doubleheader, Eagle Eye, Gunrunner, Highbrow, Rotorstorm, Whirl, Bulkhead, Spinister, Twintwist, Salt-Man Z, Robot-Man Z, Zeta, Nosecone, Quickswitch, Sixshot, Sixknight, Greatshot, Drillhorn, Dai Atlas, Megatron, Galvatron, Drill Bit, Rock Krusher, Monocle, Heatrock, Warpath, Sparkcrusher, Shockwave, Strika, Blurr, Thunderhead, Crosshairs, Thundercracker, Red Wing, Acid Storm, Ion Storm, Nova Storm, Hotlink, Wingstun, Hooligan, Space Case, Slugslinger, Sideways, Override, Mirage, Stinger, Windbreaker, Carzap, Runabout, Runamuck, Sideswipe, Bluestreak, Cliffjumper, Tracks, Road Rage, Vivisector, Loudpedal, Freeway, Motorhead, Skram, Swerve, Hot Shot, Evac, Leadfoot, Roadbuster, Topspin, Autoclave, Barricade, Bitstream, Brownout, Brawl, Breakdown, Bruticus, Catalycon, Contrail, Cyclonus, Dead End, Demolishor, Devastator, Dirge, Dragstrip, Drixco, Frenzy, Lugnut, Motormaster, Nacelle, Onslaught, Ramjet, Rumble, Blowwave, Blast Off, Quake, Swindle, Vortex, Axer, Bonecrusher, Fearstorm, Flamewar, Frontloader, Hook, Knock Out, Long Haul, Makeshift, Mixmaster, Oil Slick, Scavenger, Scrapper, Stumble Bee, Thrust, Wildrider, Hot Spot, Streetwise, Groove, First Aid, Rook, Blades, Gaia Guardian, God Guardian, Heatrock, Medix, Nova Magnus, Red Alert, Skyfeather, Stakeout, Jazz, Kup, Omega Supreme, Ratchet, Revo, Hot Rod, Rodimus, Scattershot, Afterburner, Lightspeed, Scrounge, Steel Whip, Sentinel Zeta Prime, Frontsteal, Sunstreaker, Springer, Sandstorm, Broadside, Warpath, Eject, Falcatron, Hound, Impactor, Metroplex, Perceptor, Rewind, Streetbreaker, Ruination, Wackswings, Torque, Wheeljack, Airwave, Arc, B.B., B.H., Brawn, Bulkhead, Chromia, C.L., Cosmos, Evac, Outback, Fallback, Firestar, Fisitron, Hubcap, Huffer, Iro, Jaze, L.P., O.P., Override, Pral, Pyro, R.A., Rack 'n' Ruin, Seaspray, Sise, Smokescreen, Sou, S.S., Superion, Curve, Tailgate, Tamayatron, Trailbreaker, Ulma, Wuji, Zoom, Adhoc, Anomaly, Bombast, Cameo, Catapult, Clear-Cut, Doubletake, Front-Line, Macro, Meltdown, Monsoon, Outsider, Overclock, Pitstop, Ripraw, Roadblock, Showdown, Sparkscape, Stiletto, Swagger, Triage, Vectorium, Astraea, Breakneck, Conduit, Contagion, Deadheat, Derail, Diabla, Drive-By, Duststorm, Firebreaker, Flatline, Flood, Hotwire, Mismatch, Pandemic, Rampart, Riot, Rollcage, Shellshock, Snow Cat, Switchblade, Tomb, Anvil, Axiom, Back, Backtrack, Clout, Cyberwarp, Dragbreak, Forth, Megatronus, Fracture, Galvatronus, Glacius, Greejeeber, Headlock, Heatmark, Heatseeker, Junkion, Lockdown, Lord Doomitron, Menasor, Brawler, Shadelock, Shockdrive, Shocknado, Shocksprocket, Skinkbomb, Skyjack, Slashmark, Stilts, Swelter, Targetmaster, Theorem, Torpor, Riotgear, Terrashock, Warnado, Wildbreak, Barithunder, Bashbreaker, Beeside, Blastwave, Blurr, Boulder, Bumblearm, Bumblegrim, Buzzstrike, Chainstorm, Chase, Cinch, Cryostase, Dogfight, Dropforge, Elita One, Fixit, Flowchart, Gears, Grapple, Hoist, Great Byte, Goldgear, Heatwave, Hi-Test, High Tide, Ink, Ironjam, Lancelon, Moonracer, Nightra, Pipes, Primelock, Primestrong, Quickshadow, Rain, Ricochet, Roughedge, Rundown, Salvage, Schematic, Sidelock, Skids, Mudflap, Skyhammer, Skysledge, Stormhammer, Stormshot, Strongarm, Stuntwing, Toolbox, Tracks, Tricerashot, Trickout, Tuneup, Ultra Bee, Undertone, Volcano, Wheelie, Windblade, Windcharger, Windstrike, Wreck-Gar, Brushfire, Mainframe, Mortar, Apax, Citadel Secondus, Glow, Mach, Rust, Scorch, Searchlight, Side Burn, Torquesteer, Wedge, Heavy Load, Wrench, Hightower, X-Brawn, Aegis Vanguard, Armored Vanguard, Argent Raider, Star Fury, War Wheel, Astral Knight, Stargate Guard, Avatar Brave, Fearless Lord, Blazing Meteor, Fire Meteor, Chevalier, Flying Cop, Combat Chevalier, Deep Blue, Blue Glimpse, Ether Walker, Galaxy Flare, Galaxy 'Questrian, Ironfletch, Iron Wing, Flying Arrow, Iron Arrow, Flying Wing, Orion Star, Milky Way Hunter, Phantom Nova, Psychic Pointman, Super Vanguard, Psychic Shortstop, Rampart Punch, Iron Fort, Angry Fist, Angry Fort, Rocket Plume, Blazing Fire, Flying Fire, Sledgehammer, Heavy Hammer, Iron Guard, Heavy Guard, Iron Hammer, Sonic Ronin, Sonic Knight, Errant Knight, Star Crusher, Iron Arm, Stardust Wanderer, Stormsong, Battle Song, Tempest Spin, Gale Wheel, Joyride Gale, Thunderclap, Swift Thunderclap, Vermilion Thunderbolt, Wrath Thunder, Azimuth, Backburner, Cogwheel, Coldwelder, Crankhandle, Ephemeris, Jetbash, Jhiaxus, Kranix, Mercury. Metalhawk, Reflector, Remedy, Soaring, Stalker, Armorhide, Bumper, Chromatron, Drivetrain, Fastback, Gauntlet, Halogen, Hydrau, Sigil, Arclight, Armco, Backfire, Blueshift, Cannonspring, Chaindrive, Clocker, Detritus, Hightail, Hydratron, Maccadam, Mainspring, Pinion, Shearbolt, Syncol, Thunderwing, Ganoh, Jinbu, Kenzan, Aurora Speeder, Baleful Spirit, Frantic Spirit, Balewing, Disaster Wings, Coldstar, Coldflame, Crimson Phantom, Red Phantom, Flame Phantom, Red Flame, Cyclone Dancer, Doomsday Marshal, Doomwings, Fallen Angel, Heaven Phantom, Phantom Fiend, Heaven Fiend, Flash Runner, General Browbeat, General Brave, Helter-Skelter, Chaotic Fiend, Hoverbolt, Drifting Lightning, Hurricane Hunter, Hypergear, Iron Fang, Steeltooth, Iron Beast, Irontooth, Steel Beast, Lensflare, Light Edge, Star Converge, Light Converge, Star Edge, Metal Thunder, Metal Wings, Thunder Metal, Nebula Ripper, Night Dancer, Dark Dancer, Pressure Front, Tough Pressure, High Pressure, Schism, Split Carrier, Shadow Assassin, Siegegun, Heavy Destroyer, Armored Destroyer, Smash-Gyre, Destructive Vortex, Space Scar, Deep Scar, Star Scar, Deep Star, Space Star, Spiral Zealot, Star Spiral, Stellar Maelstrom, Dark Star, Star Whirlpool, Dark Whirlpool, Supernova Flame, Flame Stream, Supernova Stream, Thundercloud Knight, Ursa Major, Giant Bear, Valiant General, Giant General, Valiant Bear, Variable Star, Dark Energy, Void Pulse, Black Pulse, Void Hole, Black Void, War Blade, War Wing, Blade Wing, Blade War, War Rotor, Rotor War, Blade Rotor, Rotor Blade, Wind War, Anger Wind, War Edge, Anger Edge, War Wind, Agoraptor, Dispensor, Dropkick, Hardtop, Incinerator, Maelstrom, Mainframe, Meantime, Midnighter XR-4, Photon T-34, Power Up VT6, Storm Surge, Twitcher F451, Wire Tap V20, Zoom Out 25X, Blademaster, Brunt, Crankstart, Deadlift, Dirt Boss, Ejector, Fearswoop, Grindor, Hailstorm, Macerator, Shadow Striker, Sideways, Sparkcrusher, Spinister, Trenchmouth, Wildfire, Axor, Banzaitron, Blue Maximus, Boombox, Chopsaw, Heavyweight, Jetblade, Sunspot, Tailwhip, Airlift, Diveplane, Heavy-Liftor, Nightstick, Oil Pan, Pan-Handler, Skipjack, Lasher, Whipmaster, Reachout, Chopster, Darkray, Darkstream, Mudslinger, Razorbeam, Sledge, Steamhammer, Wideload, Smolder, Throttler, Undertow, Waterlog, Windburn, Blowback, Burnrate, Roadrash, Tracer, Crumplezone, Devcon, Flathead, Garagebot, Hatchet, Junkheap, Knucklehead, Loader, Stinger, Berserker, Chopter, Dreadbot, Glug, Gorge, Infernocus, Mohawk, Nitro Zeus, Rupture, Skulk, Thrash, Agoracer, Arctus, Big Daddy, Camshaft, Circuit, Dino, Farsight T-20, Flash, Grindcore, Hacker X-3, Hacker X-9, High Score 100, Highline 1070, Ridge, Signal Flare, Skyblast, Speed Dial 800, Sphinx, Spy Shot 6, Wingblade, Beachbreak, Beachcomber, Blazemaster, Blowpipe, Breacher, Dune Runner, Knock Out, Landmine, Longarm, Nightbeat, Rollbar, Slap Dash, Stratosphere, Tomahawk, Barrel Roll, Bodyblock, Brake-Neck, Buckshot, Deep Dive, Drydock, Firebolt, Firetrap, Iron Claw, Ironside, Mindset, Swashplate, Backwind, Beacon, Bomb-Burst, Caliburst, Double Clutch, Groundspike, Heavytread, Pinpoint, Steelshot, Big Hoss, Brains, Cannonfodder, Comettor, Deadguy, Dirt Rocket, Flak, Guzzle, Sizzle, Fizzle, Half-Track, Pinpointer, Roller, Tailpipe, JD Red Knight, Bulldog, Canopy, Cogman, Daytrader, Wyvernicus, Shaderaker, Soundblades, Lightbrawl, Rhipoint, Lazertron, Rotorshift, Deepwatch, Pyrobutton, Brainitron, Ironbane, Cloudreign, Spitfire, Ravenspar, Sqweeks, Trench, Valvotron, Doombox, Malignus, Twainwreck, Blight, Boltflash, Cop-Tur, Cy-Kill, Dreadwind, Longview, Skyfall, Smokejumper, Darkwing, Spacewarp, Suppressor, Tidal Wave, Buckethead, Constructicon Maximus, Bruticus Maximus, Grand Scourge, Nightcreeper, Nightcruz, Quickmix, Rapid Run, Midnight Express, Railspike, Shockblast, Slugslinger, Stormcloud, Astro-Hook, Astro-Line, Astro-Sinker, Backblast, Blastcharge, Boom Tube, Brushguard, Bunker-Buster, Cannonball, Crush Groove, Drench, Foldspace, Jackhammer, Jump Drive, Kobushi, Landquake, Landslide, Lugnutz, Noisemaze, Offshoot, Scattorbrain, Scrap Iron, Seawave, Shortround, Skidmark, Starburst, Starcatcher, Thunderblast, Caliburn, Dominus Trannis, Loco, Mega-Octane, Megabolt, Megazarak, Movor, Obsidian, Ro-Tor, Toxitron, Wind Sheer, Great Cannon, Leyland, Shuttle Gunner, Target Hawk, Bullwark, Cancer, Farside, Freefall, Fulcrum, Galaman, Gilthor, Gravedigger, Hemocron, Kaon, Liftoff, Liokaiser, Megaplex, Megastorm, Nightbird, Octane, Overlord, Power Surge, Straxus, Darkmount, Stronghorn, Tarn, Volcanicon, Abomenaticus, Aimless, Airstriker, Aquablast, Battleslash, Battletrap, Bloodron, Brisko, Brouhaha, Bugly, Calcar, Caliburst, Catgut, Cement-Head, Centuritron, Clench, Clio, Confektor, Counterpunch, Crash Test, Cratermaker, Deluge, Detour, Direct-Hit, Doublecrosser, Eagle Eye, Enemy, Erector, Exhaust, Falcon, Fasttrack, Fenris, Ferak, Fire Beast, Fireline, Fireshot, Flip Sides, Flywheels, Formation Scream, Fracas, Freezon, Full-Tilt, Ga'mede, Gigawatt, Glit, Grax, Greasepit, Grit, Ground Hog, Growl, Gutcruncher, Hexadeathimal, Hoodwink, Hydradread, Hyperdrive, Killjoy, Killmaster, Kreb, Krunk, Lokos, Magnificus, Misfire, Monstructor, Monzo, Necrotronus, Needlenose, Nightbird, Nightflight, Patra, Power Punch, Predacus, Ragnarok, Raze, Refuser, Riggorous, Road Hugger, Roadgrabber, Roadtrap, Rockblade, Roller Force, Rotorbolt, Roughstuff, Ruckus, Runway, Sentius Malus, Serpentor, Shadow, Shakar, Shamble, Sharpclaw, Shred, Sights, Sixwing, Skyhopper, Slice, Slicer, Snare, Snarler, Spaceshot, Sparkstalker, Spasma, Spectro, Spikestrip, Spyglass, Squeezeplay, Stalker, Stingracer, Strika, Submarauder, Sunbeam, Tailwind, Take-Off, Talon, Terror-Tread, Throttle, Thunder Mayhem, Tornado, Torque Gain, Trasher, Treds, Triggerhappy, Tripredacus, Turbo Master, Twirl, Vanquish, Verminator, Viewfinder, Viper, Vorath, Watchtower, Whisper, Wildwheel, Windshear, Zarak, Zarak Maximus, Zigzag, and their boss, Jade Turtle, the active roster of the entire French Miraculous Superhero Team so far. (The superhero team waves at the camera and the audience) Hello to you all, and thank you all for accepting this exclusive live interview."

Ladybug replies, "Well, thank you, Nadia. We're all glad to be here."

Cat Noir says, "And hello to all of my adoring fans."

He blows a kiss at the camera and he winks.

Nadia says encouragingly, "I'm pretty sure thousands have tuned in to watch you tonight."

Ladybug then says, "Please don't encourage him, Nadia; the last thing this team needs is fan-loving arrogance and pride."

Cat Noir says, "Don't listen to her; Bugaboo's just a spot jealous."

Ladybug asks dangerously, "Didn't I tell you about the consequences of calling me names I don't like?!"

Cat Noir replies with his hands in the universal sign for surrender, "Okay, jeez! It was the heat of the moment."

Nadia notices her ratings slightly going up.

Nadia giggles a bit nervously as she says, "It's obvious all of you are very close despite Ladybug's trust and anger issues."

Jade Turtle replies, "Well, we came together in this year and in the fourth quarter of the last year as a team and a family unit to not only deal with threats like Hawk Moth, but also to ensure that peace reigns supreme."

Leadfoot then says, "True, we may not always get along, but when push comes to shove, we will always come through for each other."

Deathsaurus then says, "And if it weren't for Ladybug and Jade Turtle, we wouldn't've found each other."

Motorhead adds, "And whenever any one of us needs help, regardless of whatever obligations we have to take care of in civilian life, if any of us are called, we come running or flying."

Swerve then adds as well, "And even if Hawk Moth and any of his allies are thrown in prison, we're not gonna just hang up our armored suits or our Miraculouses just yet; even if we take specific real life supervillains like Techno-Pirate, Ignoblia, Wolf Razor, Steel Black, Heavy Metal Plague, Killer Kill, Red Wolf, Blue Fang, Navy Skull, Sonic Killer, and Night Bat among others out of the equation, there are many more human villains and normal criminals to apprehend and/or kill if absolutely necessary, and the more that they keep escaping from standard prisons like Sing-Sing in New York City, the more they'll progress to become much bigger problems in the future. And even if we didn't have the Order of the Guardians revived from the dead, we'd still have to train ourselves and any of our potential successors to prepare for more threats in the future, and to prepare said successors for eventually having to take the reins before the last days of the world come to pass in the future and/or before our world comes under alien attack."

Nadia asks, "Most of you are religious?"

Yellow Lobo answers, "We are. And even despite knowing that in religious contexts, there are indeed great consequences for dabbling even with magic jewelry, we knew from our universe's timekeeper that, across our sector of the Multiverse, our counterparts and the counterparts of our friends, our families, and our enemies getting Miraculous jewels of their own are fixed points in time, and we're not allowed to interfere. And for those of you who have seen Doctor Who, you would know what a fixed point in time is."

Freeway then says, "Anyway, whenever any of us needs emotional support in hard times, we can always rely on each other, even if it feels like there's not much we can do."

Stinger then says, "And whenever any of us needs reinforcements, we always rely on each other and our armies of clones if necessary. But most of the time, we use our armies of clones to ensure that we take care of both our superhero duties and our civilian responsibilities at the same time. But we don't talk about it that much because of reasons."

Nadia nods in response to that.

Hot Shot then adds further, "But we took a sacred vow not to date each other until threats like Hawk Moth are either thrown in prison or dead in the most dire of circumstances."

Nadia asks in bewilderment, "Why?!"

Cliffjumper explains, "First and foremost, Hawk Moth's powers can allow him to Akumatize even other Miraculous users, and because of this, he can either enhance our powers to the point where specific previous limits no longer apply or he can enhance our powers to ultimate, dangerous levels, such as if Hawk Moth Akumatizes Cat Noir here into Cat Blanc, a white cat themed supervillain, he'd have the infinite power of destruction, capable of wiping out entire galaxies in a single strike."

Nadia discreetly notices her ratings increased a bit more.

Tracks then adds, "Secondly, one of the rules of being a superhero is something that some fictional superheroes such as the Guardians of the Galaxy or the Avengers have broken once too many: never engage in a relationship with your teammates. If any of us engaged in a relationship with any of our teammates, our judgements would be clouded if our lovers were taken hostage, depowered, imprisoned, or murdered in cold blood. It's kind of like the judgement of a police officer being clouded if the police officer's relatives were hostages in bomb hostage situations or anything of similarity."

Even Arlette was stunned into silence at what Tracks had to say.

Loudpedal then adds as well, "And thirdly, if any of us were dating each other or other people as superheroes or as civilians while Hawk Moth is active, we'd have to maintain extreme but paranoid caution in our daily lives just in case Hawk Moth, for whatever reason, decided to kidnap us or our lovers in the dead of night or in broad daylight from the shadows with help from any of his allies who he may or may not have coerced into helping him under the threat of having them fired, killed, or even both."

Nadia discreetly notices again that her ratings increased a bit more.

In Marinette's bedroom, Manon says, "That's Mommy!"

Fanette replies, "Mm-hm."

Back at the studio, Nadia says, "People know you, but they don't really know you. We see you saving Paris from Akumatized supervillains, patrolling, and/or helping the police apprehend criminals trying to commit crimes in the dead of night or in the midst of Akumatized villain attacks, but we don't know anything else about you."

Cat Noir replies, "Well, we'll be all too happy to share some secrets, but we are not under any circumstances going to talk about our identities or anything about our personal lives, including romance. Besides, for all we know, Hawk Moth could possibly be watching this interview right now for any sources of information about us to weaponize against us."

In his atelier, Gabriel frowns.

Back at the studio, Nadia discreetly notices once more that her ratings are still increasing.

Nadia replies, "Absolutely! How about we start with a few questions from your biggest fans?"

Ladybug replies, "Sure, why not?"

Nadia swipes an automated remote control from her tablet that is connected to the large monitor display and it reveals a community call from Chloe Bourgeois in her room.

Nadia states, "Hello, caller. State your name and question."

Chloe replies, "Well, as you know, I am Chloe Bourgeois, and this is my question for Ladybug. What is your honest opinion about being a superhero with or without powers, gadgets, or a battle suit, not just for the sake of protecting people from any forms of harm from all sorts of bad people from around the world and beyond, but also for the sake of making a difference after seeing so many people on Earth choosing to sit by and do nothing?"

Nadia remarks, "Well, that was quite a question."

Ladybug replies before answering Chloe's question, "Yep. Anyway, to answer your question, Ms. Bourgeois, in my honest opinion, being a superhero is sort of like a child's dream come true, but the instant that being a superhero starts to turn dark and serious, one would have to realize that being a superhero with or without powers or gadgets is not just about being popular or anything selfish; it's about making a difference to help people, to work together to reduce crime, to help people in car accidents or in house fires, and to ensure that people all over the cities of Earth work together to keep our communities safe. With great power must also come great responsibility. And for me personally, when I started out, I remembered something that S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury once said: that great power and great responsibility don't add up to squat if you don't know how to use them. So, in conclusion, being a superhero is a bit of an honor, but it's also something I have to tread about lightly. After all, you never know when the next big villain of the story will strike."

Nadia notices that her ratings are increasing.

Nadia then says, "Thank you for your question, Chloe. Next caller."

Chloe nods and Nadia disconnects the call.

Alya pops up on the screen and Nadia says, "Hello, caller. State your name and question."

Alya replies, "I'm Alya Cesaire, and this is my question for Cat Noir. How does it feel to work alongside Ladybug?"

Cat Noir replies back, "Well, it's truly a one-of-a-kind opportunity I relish. Ladybug here, she's my partner, and it's true that we have a large team, but nobody can replace Ladybug. She kind of takes the cake, if you understand what I mean."

Alya nods and says, "Okay, thank you."

Alya's call disconnects, and Nadia notices her ratings are still increasing.

Arlette then says on the earpiece, "(Over earpiece) Okay, Nadia, that'll have to do for now. Please get to the scoop."

Nadia then says, "Okay, so, Ladybug, Cat Noir, in particular for the both of you, a lot of fans think of you both as a couple of superheroes, but also, and I quote-unquote, as a couple. Period."

Ladybug exclaims, "What the f(bleep!)"

Nadia exclaims aghast before asking, "Ladybug! Children are watching! Anyway, can you confirm that you and Cat Noir are dating here, tonight?"

Ladybug and Cat Noir growl animalistically, making Nadia gulp nervously.

Ladybug says while growling, "In case you didn't get the memo, we specifically agreed to this interview as long as you don't pry into our personal lives, especially including by asking us anything about romance and our love lives. And we also said that the deal would be off if you refuse to play by the rules, even if the interview is underway. (She pulls out two exact contracts about the interview to show to Nadia and the audience) It says so right here on this contract and its printed replica I invented in case the original was lost or destroyed."

Nadia looks down at the contract and sees the clause Ladybug was talking about, along with seeing her signature at the bottom.

Ladybug then says, "And since you chose to ignore our wishes for our personal lives to remain private, especially since I know for a fact that you purposefully and unintentionally in unison ignored our warning about Hawk Moth possibly watching this interview for any information about us to weaponize, sad to say that you are no longer considered trustworthy enough to be considered a true reporter and we will never accept offers for interviews from you ever again."

All across Paris, everyone gasps at Ladybug's sharp tone, except for Gabriel, who creases his eyebrows in interest.

Back at the studio, Ladybug says, "And not that my answer is any of your business, but to answer your question, no, Cat Noir and I are currently not dating each other or anyone else. We only came here to assure everyone that they're safe in our hands and wings, and that we will defeat Hawk Moth when the time comes, not to answer questions about our love lives at our expense."

Arlette says demandingly, "(Over earpiece) You told me you had an inside scoop."

Ladybug whirls around and snarls, "Hey, Arlette, shut your trap before I strangle you on TV!"

Everyone gasps at hearing Ladybug's threat.

Black Tigra then says, "Boss, as much as even I would enjoy seeing that, you'd end up tanking your reputation."

Ladybug sneers, "As long as people respect my wishes, I don't give a damn about my reputation. After all, not every superhero is meant to be considered a saint. If people like Arlette or Nadia choose to ignore my warnings, they deserve the tortures I would give to them until they break."

Nadia is sweating nervously.

Nadia then asks, "How do you explain these photographs then?"

Nadia displays a photo of Ladybug and Cat Noir kissing Spider-Man style after Dark Cupid was deakumatized.

Ladybug snarls as she unfolds her ladybug-dragon armor on camera, "I'm warning the both of you, you're on thin ice!"

Suddenly, a staff member calls out, "Akuma!"

Ladybug swiftly purifies the Akuma and sends it off.

Ladybug then says, "Hawk Moth, if you try to Akumatize me, I'll personally see to it that I use my enhanced or new powers to kill you first, and then I'll kill whoever is in your small cabal, and then I'll destroy both your Butterfly Miraculous and your Peacock Miraculous permanently."

In his atelier, Gabriel then says, "Note to self: never Akumatize Ladybug."

Nathalie thinks to herself, "Note to self: if I ever use the Peacock Miraculous for any reason, don't use its power on Ladybug either."

In the studio, Jade Turtle and Cat Noir take each of Ladybug's hands and they start sending into Ladybug's mind and heart cleansing energy that cleanses Ladybug's dark thoughts and as they start meditating in midair, Ladybug slowly starts meditating, falling into a zen-like state as everyone, including Arlette, watches in shock and awe.

After a split minute, Ladybug felt calmer as she walked back to the couch.

Nadia asks nervously, "F-feeling better?"

Ladybug answers, "Very much so."

Nadia sighs in relief.

But then, Ladybug says, "But please don't do this again; it's similar to British reporters getting in trouble for prying into the personal lives of various families of British rulers. You don't want to end up like the ones who either got in trouble or wound up in fatal traffic accidents, do you?"

Even Arlette was shocked at the comparison, now realizing that Ladybug was right. But Arlette still missed the point of Ladybug's speech.

Ladybug then says, "And anyway, I only kissed Cat Noir on the lips to get into the spirit of Valentine's Day. Nothing more, nothing less. Besides, it's very unprofessional for even superheroes to be dating on the job. Do you have any idea how much trouble specific comic book superheroes tend to get into for dating each other even off the job?"

Nadia notices her ratings slowly decreasing.

Arlette says demandingly, "(Over earpiece) Keep going on the inside scoop, Nadia!"

Ladybug gives off her Gravemaker stare at Arlette, warning her not to say anything else.

Nadia then asks, "Well, can you please clarify these next photos, Ladybug?"

Nadia shows an image of Cat Noir and Ladybug hugging, an image of Ladybug petting Cat Noir, an image of the twosome flying together, doing loop-de-loops, and an image of Ladybug and Cat Noir sleeping on a rooftop with their helmets off but with their masks still on, since they attach by magic, unlike the helmets.

Ladybug answers icily, "These are only friendly pictures taken out of context. If we wanted to date each other and let people know about it, I would've posted it on social media. But as I'm a private person outside of my hero duties, that outcome is unlikely. But one day, in the future, when Hawk Moth and any of his allies are thrown in the slammer, we might give people an inside scoop to our love lives. But until then, don't take my word for it, and don't quote me on that; we're not out of the woods just yet."

Nadia then asks, "Why not now?"

Ladybug asks in response, "Does everything that an interviewee tell you go in one ear and out the other, Nadia? Seriously, I just told you and the audience my answer."

Red Scarab then says, "We're done here."

The team gets up to leave.

Arlette then says, "(Over earpiece) Don't let them leave."

Nadia then says, "Hey, wait, you guys, the show is not over yet. Your fans will be disappointed if they don't get an answer."

Jade Turtle deadpans, "Ask your fans themselves what they think; if they are our true fans, they will understand our desire to remain as anonymous as we can afford."

Ladybug adds, "A true fan of a superhero or a famous celebrity in any field of work always respects the wishes of who they admire, even if they don't have to like it, even if said superhero or celebrity is not a nice person in real life, and even if they're scared of landing themselves in prison."

Predaking adds, "And since you and Arlette have proven yourselves to be untrustworthy, demanding, bossy, Peeping Tom-esque, ignorant, slightly obsessive, disobedient (bleep!), we will never associate ourselves with reporters like you again."

Cat Noir replies with a bow as he exits the studio, "They're right."

After the door closes, the TVs across the city play a new car commercial.

In Marinette's bedroom, Fanette and Manon see the new car commercial as the commercial voice says, "Beauty. Comfort."

The two girls look at each other in confusion.

In the studio, Arlette then says, "Well, say bye-bye, Nadia. This is officially your first and last primetime show!"

Arlette walks away and one of the light technicians turns off the studio lights.

Nadia gets to her knees and starts crying in disappointment and sadness.

In Hawk Moth's lair, the window screen opens as Hawk Moth remarks, "A journalist rejected by Ladybug, Cat Noir, and the French Miraculous Superhero Team. Now that's the perfect prey."

Hawk Moth turns a butterfly into an Akuma.

Hawk Moth sends off the Akuma and says, "Fly away, my little Akuma, and evilize her!"

The Akuma flies out of the window and flies off to the TVi studio.

In Purple Streak's observatory, Purple Streak asks Hadiya Cabell, "Okay, are you ready?"

Hadiya replies, "Yes, I'm ready."

Purple Streak merges a Tenshi with Hadiya's wristwatch, and she says, "For now, until Prime Queen is deakumatized, you are now Radio Queen. I grant you the power to turn any television or big screen into old-fashioned radios and other kinds of technology-controlling superpowers you'll need to fight Prime Queen. Just seize her rating watch, and we'll all handle the rest."

Hadiya/Radio Queen replies, "You got it, Purple Streak."

Hadiya is turned into Radio Queen, an opposite color armored opposite of Prime Queen, but without having her face look like it's digital when it can clearly be touched.

In the TVi studio, Nadia continues crying.

But then, the Akuma merges with her rating watch, and Nadia growls as she looks up with an angered face, and the butterfly symbol appears.

Hawk Moth says, "Prime Queen, I am Hawk Moth. I see that the French Miraculous Superhero Team have denied you the answers you deserve. Steal their Miraculouses, and you will get your scoop!"

Nadia/Prime Queen replies darkly, "The highest ratings will be mine."

Nadia gets up as she gets turned into Prime Queen.

Meanwhile, the French Miraculous Superhero Team are vaulting up to the roof of the TVi studio.

Cat Noir then asks, "So, Nadia got Akumatized?"

Ladybug answers, "Yes, and as much as I didn't want to admit it on TV, she was going to do whatever it took to make her show a success regardless of whether or not she was being pressured by her boss, Arlette. And I am not gonna do any more interviews with reporters like Nadia ever again, 'cause in my book, it's one strike and you're out."

Cat Noir replies, "But that's the price of success, m'lady, the price of stardom."

Ladybug then shows holograms of how tabloid reporters and British reporters behaved and how their behaviors got them in trouble with superheroes, police departments, government agencies, and the British government, prompting Cat Noir to say, "Ohhhh. So that's why superheroes have to maintain their private lives."

Ladybug nods sharply before taking flight, and she calls out, "Come on, slowpokes, Radio Queen is going to start the broadcast, and we shouldn't miss it!"

In Marinette's bedroom, Fanette and Manon are trying to find something good to watch on TV.

Jagged Stone is playing his guitar on what appears to be an airplane.

Fanette changes the channel.

Two different shaped blocks of cheese, with one having a small slice taken out of it, are shown crying.

Fanette changes the channel again.

Mayor Andre Bourgeois says on his podium, "It's not possible."

Fanette changes the channel one more time.

Aurore Beaureal asks, "She's a girl and she doesn't have a shampoo? What the bubble – "

Fanette turns off the TV altogether.

Fanette snarls, "Nothing good is popping up on TV! Not even reruns of superhero shows!"

Manon asks tiredly, "Why can't we see Mommy on TV anymore? And why did the French Miraculous Superhero Team leave early?"

Manon yawns.

Fanette starts to say, "I wish I could tell you, but – "

But Manon starts snoring, evidently asleep.

Fanette smiles warmly at Manon before carrying her over to Marinette's chaise, setting Manon onto it gently.

Just then, Prime Queen says as she appears on Marinette's TV, "Welcome, everyone, to a new show, hosted by me, Prime Queen!"

On the outside, Prime Queen continues, "Hahaha! Don't be bemused, it's just the news!"

Ladybug growls, "RRRR! That (bleep!) I should've known she would get Akumatized for ratings on her show!"

The others exclaim in unison, "Nadia?!" "Nadia?!" "Nadia?!"

Prime Queen cackles on the screen, and everyone else across the city looked shocked and horrified.

Prime Queen then starts to say, "Tonight, Ladybug and Cat Noir disappointed all of their loyal fans by refusing to admit their love for one another – "

But then, Radio Queen jacks the cable with radios and says, "Wrong! You were the one disappointed by Ladybug and Cat Noir refusing to admit to something that may or may not be true because they were concerned about themselves, their friends, and their families being potential targets for Hawk Moth!"

Prime Queen then snarls, "Who the hell are you?!"

Prime Queen jumps through the TV screen to Radio Queen's hideout, and the twosome engage in a heavy martial arts fight, but after just five minutes, Radio Queen comes out on top.

Prime Queen tries to escape through the TV screen, but Radio Queen turns the TV into a radio, much to Prime Queen's shock and anger.

Radio Queen remarks coyly, "I'm not done with you yet."

Prime Queen then sees another TV screen, and she jumps through it back to the TVi studio before Radio Queen can turn the TV into a radio.

Prime Queen then starts to say before being interrupted, "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, Ladybug and Cat Noir disappointed all their loyal fans by refusing to admit their love for one another – "

But Radio Queen and Purple Streak turn up, and Prime Queen remarks, "Ahh, Purple Streak, the other user of the Butterfly Miraculous."

Purple Streak smirks inside her helmet, knowing that Prime Queen was wrong.

Prime Queen then says, "I don't know how you were able to recover the Butterfly Miraculous even if it looks like the other one, but you won't stop me from getting my scoop!"

Radio Queen laughs out loud before snarling, "Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That's where you're wrong! You see, I kept tabs on the people who watch you on the news and who watched your show tonight, and I have to say that the amount of people who want you blacklisted and thrown in prison are astounding."

Prime Queen growls, "What?! Why would they want me blacklisted and thrown in prison?!"

Purple Streak answers as she takes out a manuscript, "Let's spell it out for you. You tended to get too close to Akumatized villain battles for reports despite being told to stay clear of the areas. You hounded Armand D'Argencourt after his mayoral election loss over whether or not he ran for Mayor to avenge the dethroning of his tyrannical ancestor Darkblade. And just tonight, you pried into Ladybug and Cat Noir's love lives despite the contract you signed to give consent to the interview being ended if you disobeyed any of the clauses for the interview. Apparently, you didn't read the fine print."

Prime Queen seethes in her spot.

Radio Queen then snaps her fingers and the big screen shows the French Miraculous Superhero Team glowering at Prime Queen.

Ladybug then says, "If your parents could see you now, Prime Queen, they'd be ashamed of you and they'd be ashamed for giving you life."

Prime Queen then charges at the screen with a roar of anger, but Radio Queen changes the destination of the screen to a nearby landfill.

Prime Queen lands in a garbage heap, and she yells in anger as she leaps before finding a TV screen to jump into.

After two minutes of leading Radio Queen on a wild goose chase, Prime Queen then says sharply before saying, "As I was once again saying, tonight, Ladybug and Cat Noir disappointed all of their loyal fans by refusing to admit their love for one another!"

Prime Queen then shows Chloe Bourgeois' room on the screen, much to her shock and anger, and Prime Queen says, "I've prepared some trials just to see how far they're willing to go to keep the truth hidden from us."

Prime Queen slowly goes through the screen to Chloe's room, but Chloe immediately takes out a sawed-off shotgun and blasts at Prime Queen, but she dodges the scatter bullets.

Chloe then takes out a samurai sword and swings it before adopting a modern gunslinging knight pose.

Prime Queen remarks in a satisfied tone, "Hmm. A challenge. I almost defeated Radio Queen, and somehow, I do enjoy a good challenge."

Prime Queen gives her rope a tug, and she tries to lasso Chloe, but she dodges out of the way before slicing the rope in half.

Prime Queen cackles, "Hahahaha! Did you really think it would be that easy?"

Chloe sees the rope realign and repair itself.

Chloe remarks sarcastically, "Congratulations, Hawk Moth, you've become slightly smarter, but how much smarter can you get before the big finale?"

Prime Queen tries to whip Chloe in the face, but Chloe front flips over the rope while getting closer to Prime Queen six times before jumping onto Prime Queen's shoulders.

Chloe pounds Prime Queen in the head twice before flip-throwing her into the nearest wall, making her crash into it.

Prime Queen tries to get up close and personal, but Chloe's Akumakung-Fu training allowed her to stay on the move while inflicting moderate injuries onto Prime Queen.

Radio Queen comes up and she says while practicing some Akumakung-Fu moves on Prime Queen, "Ten million Yama-sama iron fists!"

Prime Queen stumbles, but then, Ladybug comes up and executes a Falcon Punch and a Superman Punch before doing a hook chin kick to Prime Queen's face, knocking her out.

Ladybug destroys Prime Queen's watch, purifies her Akuma, and uses her Miraculous Ladybug to return everything to normal.

Prime Queen is turned back into Nadia Chamack.

Nadia asks in confusion, "W-w-what just happened?"

Ladybug then says icily, "Nadia, we're going to have a little talk."

Nadia gulps in fear.

In Hawk Moth's lair, Hawk Moth remarks, "Prime Queen may have turned out to be bad news, but soon, I'll be broadcasting the end of the French Miraculous Superhero Team!"

The window to Hawk Moth's lair closes.

The next day, on the set of the next episode of Face to Face, the Side by Side intro plays.

Nadia says, "Hi, I'm Nadia Chamack, and this is Side by Side. Don't be bemused, it's just the news. Today, I'm joined by Alya Cesaire, the owner of the French Miraculous Superhero Blog! Together, we'll be looking back at all of the greatest feats of the French Miraculous Superhero Team."

Arlette says through the earpiece, "(Over earpiece) Your ratings are really high, Nadia! Congratulations are in order. You've earned this prime time show!"

Alya then says, "Hey, everyone! So, first of all, I'm nipping this in the bud. Ladybug, Cat Noir, and the rest of the team aren't couples! They're not dating anyone or even each other, and for good reason, too."

In the Dupain-Cheng residence, Manon remarks, "Hey, that's Alya with my mommy!"

Marinette replies, "Hah! That's right, Manon! Now, everyone in the city is going to know about the French Miraculous Superhero Blog!"

Manon then asks, "But why was Mommy so nosy in the first place?"

Marinette answers, "Hhhaaa... her boss was being relentlessly harsh on your mommy because of the fact Arlette was not exactly the kind of boss that accepts anything less than perfect in her employees' job performances. And when the superhero team left in the middle of the interview because of your mommy being nosy, her boss ended her show program that much, and that caused your mother to get Akumatized. But it's all good, even though Ladybug in particular advocated for your mommy and for her boss to be closely watched to make sure that last night's incident doesn't happen again. Because, if it does happen again, your mommy and her boss might respectively be suspended from being paid and be fired and never allowed to work in news stations again."

Manon hugs Marinette, prompting her to hug the young girl back.

Later, after Manon goes home, Marinette says, "All right, that's Prime Queen cut-and-dried. Up next is the first webisode of Tales from Paris, The Notebook. Hmm... This could potentially be interesting, or it could be another potential instance where Rose gets Akumatized into Princess Fragrance again. Whichever one comes first."

Tikki then asks, "And what regular episode is after that one?"

Marinette checks the list and answers, "Despair Bear, the first Akumatization of Armand Jean, Chloe's primary butler at the Grand Paris Hotel."

Marinette then puts away the lists and goes to bed.

The End.

(Author's notes: See you all in chapter 57 and the first Tales from Paris webisode chapter: The Notebook.)