Isekai'd as the new French Miraculous Superhero Team.

Chapter 59: Catnip Fragrance.

(Quantic Universe Earth 19274729568301958374, Paris, France, March 15th, 2016, third person POV...)

In the nighttime of Paris, Ladybug is sitting on a ladybug-patterned reclining chair on a rooftop, looking at a collage of pictures about her and Adrien doing all sorts of fun things, including tickling Emilie Agreste while she's sleeping.

From a short distance, Cat Noir imagines himself spritzing himself with a new cologne he invented with permission and the new cologne makes Ladybug want to kiss him.

Cat Noir spritzes himself with the cologne twice before flying over to Ladybug. But what he doesn't know is that some cats passing by smelled his new cologne, and they started to follow the scent.

While looking upon the picture of herself posing while tickling Emilie's right foot while she slumbers, Ladybug sighs wistfully as she says, "Those were the days, before the plot picked up its pace in some form."

Cat Noir comes up to Ladybug, his bat wings flapping as he slowly lands.

Ladybug says, "Hey, Cat."

Cat Noir asks, "What are you doing, my lady?"

Ladybug answers, "Oh, just looking at a collage of pictures of the fun things we did when we were young kids."

Cat Noir looks at the picture and says, "Oh, I remember that night. We sure made my mom paranoid that a sneaky pervert was trying to make out with her feet, didn't we?"

Ladybug replies, "Yeah, bleugh. I most certainly don't wanna do anything like that again."

Cat Noir replies back, equally disgusted, "Yeah, that one escalated quickly even though she still doesn't know the real perpetrator. Not gonna lie."

Ladybug then smells the air and recoils in disgust as she asks, "Ugh! What is that smell?!"

Cat Noir answers, "I don't know. Where is it coming from?"

Ladybug deadpans before asking, "Duh! It's coming from you, Cat, and you smell like... (Sniffing) catnip?"

Cat Noir's eyes widened as he looks at the label on the cologne bottle, and he says, "Oh, f(bleep!) I didn't even read it before I spritzed myself with it."

Ladybug then looks to her left, and Cat Noir follows her gaze, and they see a clowder of 10 cats, one of them being a 1 year old female chocolate brown and ginger red Birman cat, the second being a year and a half old male blue and gray Chartreux cat, the third being a two year old female orange and white Serrade Petit cat, the fourth being a two and a third year old male white and black Maine Coon cat, the fifth being a three year old female tortoiseshell and ginger Persian cat, the sixth being a three and a quarter year old male fawn and cinnamon British Shorthair cat, the seventh being a four year old female lilac point and flame point Ragdoll cat, the eighth being a four and a half year old male brown and gray Siberian cat, the ninth being a five year old female golden and silver Norwegian Forest cat, and the last one being a five and a third year old male lavender and red Sphynx cat.

Cat Noir looks sheepish, but then, Ladybug's natural attraction to cats causes the first five cats to run towards her and nudge her with their noses, hungry for her attention and affection.

Ladybug asks as she pets the five cats, "Aww, aren't you guys and gals the cutest cats in the city? Where did you guys come from?"

The Birman cat meows, and Ladybug and Cat Noir's hearing translates it to, "We congregated after we ran away from our emotionally abusive owners."

Ladybug scowls as she says, "I'll have your former owners sent to prison for animal abuse in the morning."

Ladybug scans the cats' minds and learns their owners are former associates of Gabriel Agreste and Audrey Bourgeois from before she turned over a new leaf.

Ladybug then calls Master Fu, thankful that he's still up at this time, and she asks, "Jade Turtle, do you know of any civilians in the city who want cats but without any of them or their relatives being allergic to cats?"

Master Fu answers, "I know of a few. Come to the shop through the sewer entrance at once."

Ladybug then hangs up, and Cat Noir leads the cats with him and Ladybug to Master Fu's massage parlor.

Ladybug mentally says, "Boy, am I glad that I plan on getting a cat as soon as Hawk Moth, Mayura, and Lila are thrown in prison on Heroes' Day."

Ladybug and Cat Noir carry the cats to the sewer entrance of Master Fu's massage shop carefully, and in no time, the trio managed to find ten civilians who wanted only one cat, and they were mostly either five year old kids or high school and college graduates who weren't allergic to cats, and all of them had relatives who were cat lovers.

On the same rooftop, Ladybug says, "Well, at least you now know never to make yourself smell like catnip, right, Adrien?"

Cat Noir replies sheepishly, "Heh heh, yeah."

The End.

(Author's notes: Yes, I changed the script of the Catnip Fragrance for this story and for this story only, simply because, even though Cat Noir getting chased by an animatedly big swarm of cats was hilarious, I ain't gonna let that fly in my story. Not in my computer.

See you all in chapter 60: Troublemaker vs. Meditator.)