This is the 18th chapter. I don't own the series of Helluva Boss.
Warning: This story contains violence, strong language, sexual theme, horny demons...and yes, it's for mature audiences. Viewer discretion advised.
Exes and Oohs
The scene opens with an exterior shot of I.M.P. Headquarters. Cut to the inside of the office with Keenie and Collin arrived in the room. Though, Antauri is used to it since he began to tolerate her for a while, after he told her about his first Halloween in Hell. Keenie and Collin were surprised of his singing and dancing, but they understand that he's doing it as a tribute to the late Michael Jackson. Moxxie holding his signature mug and Loona texting on her phone while rubbing Antauri's head, who's on her lap listening to 'God Save The Queen' by Sex Pistols. Moxxie looks around.
"You know, I checked the scale today." Moxxie informed them, inhales. "And it said I lost two pounds this week."
Keenie and Collin were impressed, but Loona and Antauri looks at Moxxie, then rolled their eyes back to their phones, much to his annoyance.
"I am not. FAT!" Moxxie shouts.
Before Keenie and Collin could try and reason with the two hellhounds, they heard the front door was kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily.
"Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!" Millie said.
Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on the table, disturbing Loona and Antauri. Millie then passes the two hellhounds and hits a button titled 'Nut Button!' that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying 'Hi! I'm a Hooman!', then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout. Moxxie, Keenie, and Collin looks at her, disturbed.
"I've never seen her act like this." Antauri said, disturbed.
"Wonder what made her act like that?" Collin asks.
"I'll ask." Moxxie suggested, turns to his wife. "Millie, honey."
"Millie?" Antauri called her.
"Is everything okay?" Moxxie asks nervously.
Millie hisses back at Moxxie and Antauri in response, disturbing them and the two Cherubs even more, but she manages to calm down.
"Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex." Millie responds with her tail twitches, leaving Antauri confused while Keenie and Collin were curious.
"Oh! Oh..." Moxxie said, also confused as Millie climbs down.
"He just kept going on about how he has money now, 'a bright future' and 'a bigger cock'." Millie told him, annoyed as she retracts her knife.
"Wait, what?!" Keenie, Collin, and Moxxie exclaims.
"Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it!" Millie shouts angrily. "I just need to-"
Millie punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Blitzo enters the room on his phone shortly after.
"What the fuck is all that noise?! I got a client!" Blitzo demands in annoyance.
"Sorry, sir." Moxxie apologizes as he, Collin, and Keenie quickly ran to the floor. "We'll get this all cleaned-"
The three of them started picking up the photos, but they came across a photo that has two imps making out in horse suits. It got the two Cherubs feeling nauseating and Antauri's face is pale.
"What is this?" Moxxie asks, disturbed when Blitzo quickly snatches the photo from him.
"Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them." Blitzo answered nervously, then walks back into his office. "Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?"
Cuts to the inside of a mansion, with a businessman holding a lit cigar, and his chair facing a green fireplace.
"Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate."
"Uh, you want us to killing someone in Hell." Blitzo said in confusion. "'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore."
"I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. It's regarding a business venture I'm sure will be very worth your time."
"Ooh, how ominous." Blitzo said with a smirk, chuckled. "Fine, whatever, what's the address?"
"Transportation has already been taken cared of."
Blitzo peeks through the office blinds and notices a helicopter in front of his building. He runs to the office Moxxie, Millie, Antauri, Loona, Keenie, and Collin are in to find the helicopter before the main window.
"What the fuck is that?" Blitzo asks.
The helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window, breaking the wall and pulls the wall section away.
"Satan's ass crack! Enough with the wall shit, we have a door!" Blitzo yelled in annoyance.
With the damaged walls, a wind gusts through the office and distributes all the photos Blitzo had been saving across the town.
"Good riddance." Antauri muttered.
"My research!" Blitzo shouts, noticed the photos flying out of the building.
Two imp children grab one of the photos and are visibly disgusted; one is crying and the other is vomiting from the result.
"These kids are gonna need a therapy." Antauri states.
While Keenie and Collin fly out of the building and trying to get those photos, the helicopter approaches Blitzo, creating a bridge for them to walk upon, and a pilot steps out.
"I.M.P.? Right this way, please!"
"Uh, sir?" Moxxie said, points a gun toward the pilot, Millie and Antauri hold their knives out. "What's going on?"
"Nah, don't worry." Blitzo told him with a shrug. "It's just some fancy schmuck from Greed wanting to do business with us."
The three imps walk onto the ramp while Antauri head back over to Loona.
"I'll see you later, Loona." Antauri said.
"Just be careful." Loona told him, kissed the white hellhound in the forehead as Antauri catches up to the imps.
"Uh, sir? I don't think this is a good idea." Moxxie protests.
"It'll be fine." Blitzo said in annoyance, not in a mood to argue. "Now, get your asses moving."
Blitzo pushes Millie and Moxxie into the helicopter, and as she tries to buckle herself in, Millie notices her seatbelt is broken.
"Is this thing safe?" Millie questions.
"Don't worry, we are professionals!"
The pilots proceed to take out a huge chunk of wall as they fly off.
Later, the same helicopter is seen flying out of a hanger in the Greed Ring as they fly over Loo Loo Land, which is going under reconstruction, along with other carnage as they fly over a sign reading, 'Welcome to Notmafia Town; No mafia here! We're Mafia-Free!'
"I hate this place." Moxxie said with a disdained groan.
"Oh, yeah. This is your old stomping ground, isn't it, Mox?" Blitzo inquires, raise his eyebrow.
"You lived in Greed Ring?" Antauri asks surprisingly.
"Yeah, unfortunately." Moxxie replied, points through glass. "I grew up just over there, swore I'd never come back, and-uh uh-what-what, where are we going?"
The helicopter starts changing direction, as Moxxie grows more and more anxious.
"What-Blitz, who did you say this meeting was with?" Moxxie questions, turns to his boss wearily.
"I'm not sure, just some rich somebody or other who wants to do biz at his place." Blitzo told him.
Antauri knows that something is wrong since he noticed the look on Moxxie's face. After learning a bit of his backstory, the expression says everything about his dark past and why he didn't say anything about himself.
The helicopter finally lands, and Moxxie grows heavily worried after realizing where he's landed.
"Oh, no, no!" Moxxie said, panicked. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!"
But, the place in question is revealed to be a huge mansion, dark smoke fuming through both chimneys. Moxxie shivers in fear of the place, as Blitzo shoves him to move forward.
"There he is!" The voice of a client said, moves out of the doorway as he revealed himself.
An imp named Crimson is a quite tall demon, standing closer in height to Blitzo, with white hair, black and white striped horns, and yellow sclera. Around his eyes are white markings, with the right being larger than the left. He possesses a crooked and bent tail with white accents near the base and on the middle of his tail fork. His appearance is similar to Moxxie, similar hair and shape of his horns, however larger and slightly more jagged. Crimson's skin is a darker shade of red and his legs appear to be plantigrade, rather than digitigrade. One of his fangs has been replaced with a golden fang. His attire consists of a red high-collar shirt that grips his neck, topped navy blue coat with light blue accents, thin red stripes, red buttons, and red lining. His pants are dark blue which also have thin red stripes, and his shoes are black and red-heeled dress shoes. He also wears a black fedora with a red and white band.
"There's my boy! Get over here and give your daddy a hug!" Crimson said with a smirk, raising his arms for a hug gesture.
"Daddy?!" Blitzo, Millie, and Antauri exclaims in shock.
"I only let Moxxie call me that. Unless you pay me!" Crimson joked with a laugh as he walked towards them.
"Guys, um, this is my father, Crimson." Moxxie introduces his father to them, clearing his throat nervously. "Sir, this is my boss, Blitzo, my co-worker, Antauri. And my-"
"-Millie, I'm his wife." Millie cuts in, takes her hand to greet Crimson as he accepts.
"And what a beautiful wife you are." Crimson states, kissed Millie's hand. "Mox, where have you been hiding this pretty little thang?"
"Oh, I'm sure he would've introduced us...eventually." Millie told him with a smile.
"Oh, I'm sure." Crimson states, then turns to Blitzo. "You gotta be Blitz, with the silent 'o', right? I've heard a lot of good things about you and your work."
"Really? What kind of shit has Moxxie been spreading about me?" Blitzo asks, but turns to Moxxie in anger. "I'll fucking kill you Moxxie, don't you test me!"
Antauri couldn't help but rolled his eyes in annoyance since he knows that most of the reviews about Blitzo and I.M.P. are bad. Which he doesn't care because everyone in Hell is a critic.
"No, no! From all over." Crimson assures him. "Looks like you're building a bit of a name for yourself, kid."
"Really?" Blitzo said with a chuckle. "Well, I guess it's about time folks recognized my talent."
"Bullshit." Antauri muttered, fake coughing.
"What was that?" Blitzo shouts, turns to the white hellhound.
"Nothing!" Antauri answered quickly.
"I like your attitude." Blitzo said with smirk, laughing as he turns to Antauri. "And you must be Antauri, the white hellhound I was told about."
"Funny, he never mentioned about you." Antauri said, raising his eyebrow.
"Oh, he doesn't have to. But I know much about you, kid." Crimson said. "He told me about you and your time with them. I'll admit kid, I'm impressed of your killing streak and you're holding out against big guys."
"You don't say?" Antauri asks skeptically when he raises his eyebrow.
"Kid, it took a lot of balls for going after the big fish. And you made an achievement, and I'll tell you one thing, you're gutsy and that's something I'll give you credit." Crimson told him, then changes the subject. "Well, I hope you're all hungry. We put together a fabulous dinner for you."
And with that, both Blitzo and Antauri followed Crimson. Moxxie however felt grimace after meeting his father after all these years while remembering of his dark past of living in Greed Ring.
"Hey, baby." Millie called her husband, turns to him. "Why haven't I met your Pa before?"
"Well, uh, you know, i-it's just, never been a-"
"Hey! You two, move it before it gets cold." Crimson called them.
"Look, look, Millie, we can talk about it later." Moxxie suggests.
Millie take Moxxie's hand and both enter the house with Blitzo and Antauri. Crimson's smile fades, then he snaps his fingers and enters the house. The two demons standing at the door follow him inside, closing the door behind them. Inside, Crimson prepares a drink for Antauri and Blitzo.
"So, have you two always been a hitmen?" Crimson inquires, pours an alcohol and water next to two glasses.
"Not at first, until months ago." Antauri answered, takes a drink.
"No, no, not always." Blitzo adds, also takes a drink. "Yeah, I was in the Circus for a long time."
"Show business!" Crimson states with an impressed smirk, finger guns as he sits down. "Good money in that."
Everyone sits in the room in an awkward silence. Moxxie looks over to his boss.
"What are we doing here...sir?" Moxxie asks nervously, looks over to his father.
"Moxxie, I raised you better than that." Crimson told him, rolled his eyes as he lits his cigar. "Ya know there's no business before dinner. Besides, we're still waitin' for one more."
"Who will that be?" Antauri asks curiously.
Suddenly, the last guest who goes by the name of Chazwick Thurman kicks his way into the house, making an entrance.
Chazwick Thurman appears as a tall, shark-like demon, having gray-toned skin with a lighter underside; his fins also sport a similar pattern, but have dark green accents and white spots on their ends. He has 3 gills on each side of his body and his sclera are neon blue with white rings. He's missing a tooth on the right side and he has a small scar on his right eye. He also has two scars on his chest and a scar on his upper arm. He has short, evergreen hair that sticks upwards, with dark horns protruding from his head. He also sports sea green teeth and a long tail where that's missing its skin having jagged ends with light tips. He dons a gray striped shirt that's topped by a navy green jacket with white accents and bone designs on its sleeves. His pants are the same color, which are tied by a belt with a bone buckle; his shoes are dark having green tips on the front. He also wears a small, gray fedora on his head.
"Woo-hoo-hoo, what is up, party people!?" Chazwick said with a smug.
"Chaz?!" Moxxie and Millie exclaims, turns to each other. "Wait, what?"
"You know him?" Moxxie asks shockingly.
"You remember that 'ex' I was talking about?" Millie counters, groans and slaps her forehead.
"Wait, that fish-face is your 'ex'?!" Antauri exclaims. "Sheesh, he sure give 'Jaws' and 'The Meg' movies a bad name, considering he's not much of a shark-like."
Chazwick walks over and hugs both Millie and Moxxie.
"Looks like I got two big sex reunion today." Chazwick said with a singsong voice. "How lucky am I?"
"Did you date him, too?!" Millie exclaims surprisingly.
"Don't the both of you have any standards back then?" Antauri asks, raising his eyebrow.
"Ha, yeah." Chazwick answered. "No big deal, but I usually bone half the people in any room I'm in-"
"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Blitzo cuts in angrily. "There's someone who's fucked both of you?!"
Moxxie pushes Chaz's arms off of himself and Millie.
"It was a long time ago." Moxxie said bitterly.
"But, I still remember it like it was yesterday." Chazwick states. "You, a fledgling mafioso! Me, the dashing and the sexy muscle! It was like it was written in the stars."
"You, dashing and muscle? HA! Yeah right!" Antauri said with a chuckle. "You're more like an ugly ass toothpick who's not worth carrying Crimson's jockstrap! And you couldn't lift a ton of weights!"
It got Crimson, Millie, and Blitzo burst with a laughter, causing Chazwick to scowl at the white hellhound, who flips him off.
"HA! Moxxie in the mafia, that's fucking rich." Blitzo adds with a laugh.
Blitzo notices all of the items in the room to back up Chaz's claim: A photo of Crimson and a mob boss, the many trophies of hellbeasts hanging on the wall, and a framed family painting Crimson, a younger Moxxie, and Moxxie's mother, as if posing like a mob family, hanging over the fireplace. Blitzo hears a knock on the door and looks just in time for Crimson's goons to enter, carrying a body bag.
"Oh shit." Blitzo said wearily.
"You've never told me this before." Millie told her husband with concern.
"I-I don't really like to talk about this part of my life." Moxxie points out, crossed his arms when he notices his father smirking at him. "But I first saw Chaz at my induction..."
Flashback to Moxxie's time in the mob. Moxxie gets a handshake and a kiss from Crimson, welcoming him into the business. Moxxie looks around the room and stops upon seeing Chazwick grinning and applauding at him. Moxxie blushes at the attention of Chazwick is giving him.
"-in the family. Our eyes met from across the room. And there was just something about him. Something that was magnetic!"
Moxxie finds himself hiding behind a car in the middle of a mob turf war. He throws away a Tommy gun and pulls out a grenade, but it slips out of his hands before he can pull the pin. Moxxie runs after it and catches it the same moment that Chazwick grabs it, touching his hand. Both share a same smile before Moxxie picks up the grenade, pulls the pin, and throws it away. Chazwick and Moxxie stare fondly at each other as the grenade explodes in the distance, the smoke forming the shape of a heart.
The scene switches over to Moxxie greeting Chazwick at the door. Chazwick is holding signs that he lets fall from his hands. The sign says 'TELL YOUR DAD IT'S A SALESMAN' 'I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU' and 'MOKSIE, WILL YOU BONE WITH ME?' Moxxie blushes fondly and lets Chazwick in.
Another scene has Moxxie polished a rifle when Chazwick comes up from behind and assists. Moxxie grows aroused by the interaction.
In another scene, Moxxie poses nude, except for the necklace and his socks, on the couch while Chazwick paints him before the flashback fades back to the present.
"It's been 84 years." Moxxie said dramatically.
"Isn't that from that boat movie?" Blitzo asks, confused.
"I'm surprised you remember the movie 'Titanic'." Antauri said, raise his eyebrow.
"Did any of that stuff actually happen?" Millie asks skeptically.
"Oh, yeah!" Chazwick answered, licking his lips. "But, he skipped over the jizz-covered parts."
"Anyway. Things changed when we went on a heist together." Moxxie continued.
Flashback to the heist, Moxxie, carrying a bag of money, is running with Chazwick to the exit as the security gate begins to drop. Moxxie throws the money out of the bank and catches the gate with his shoulders to give Chazwick time to slide under. Moxxie tries to escape, but his leg and tail are caught under the gate when it drops to the floor.
After struggling to get out he turns to Chazwick for help. Chazwick suddenly hears the police sirens and grabs the money, giving Moxxie a final look before running off, leaving a betrayed Moxxie devastated and in tears. Moxxie is thrown inside a jail cell. He sadly climbs into the bottom bunk of the bed.
"So, what're you in for?"
Moxxie quietly pulls his tail closer to him. His cellmate, Blitzo, is lying on the top bunk.
"OKay, not much of a talker, are you?" Blitzo asks, hops down and shakes Moxxie's hand. "I'm Blitz, the 'o' is silent. I'm sure we're going to get along just fine. So, what's your deal? What'd you do? Who'd you diddle? You look like someone good with a gun. You look like someone who could shoot up an office and I hope you are 'cuz I got a plan to get us out of this dump, but I'm going to need some help, you think you can ever give me a hand? I need to get out to my daughter. The babysitter will kill me if I don't get back soon. Do you like kids? 'Cause lemme tall ya. They're a fucking-dorable."
Moxxie tearfully smiles as Blitzo continues talking about his escape plan. The scene returns to the present day.
"Once I got out, I never looked back." Moxxie finished his backstory.
Blitzo sits worriedly as Millie glares and growls viciously toward a nervous-looking Chazwick. Crimson frowns in his chair.
"Well, heh, as you said, it was a long time ago." Chazwick states, laughs nervously.
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!?" Millie yelled furiously, foaming at the mouth.
Millie leaps onto the top of the couch, missing Chazwick as her knife pierces through the fabric. Chazwick hides behind Crimson's chair.
"Whoa, the fuck-Crazy bitch!?" Chazwick said in panic, much to Crimson's annoyance.
Millie tries to lunge at Chazwick again, but is intercepted by Moxxie and Blitzo.
"Antauri, come on!" Blitzo pleads.
"Not a chance, I'm staying out of this." Antauri refuses. "Besides, that cowardly fish paste deserves it. I just wanna see how that goes."
Crimson stands in between I.M.P. and Chazwick as Millie holds up her knife angrily, pointing it at Chazwick.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! Hold on!" Crimson protests, tried to stop them.
"You're going to die, bitch!" Millie snarled when the maid enters the room.
"Dinner is served.
Everyone is seated in the dining room. Millie is viciously cutting through her food and glaring at Chazwick, but the room is completely silent.
"So, this is aggressively uncomfortable." Blitzo told him, which he's uncomfortable.
"I suppose you want to know why you're here." Crimson inquires seriously, looks at Blitzo.
"Yeah, so what gives?" Blitzo asks, raise his eyebrow. "You know we kill people on Earth, right? We don't usually do contracts for locals. So, if you want to do business with us, you got to-"
"I don't want to do business with I.M.P., I want to do business with Moxxie." Crimson cuts in.
"ME?!" Moxxie exclaims shockingly, stops cutting his food.
"Yeah, kid. I only summoned I.M.P. to be sure you'd show." Crimson replied. "Because, well, we're bringing Chaz into the family."
Chazwick smirks while raising his eyebrows.
"What? Since when can just anyone join the family?" Moxxie questions.
"Come on, Mox. You had responsibilities here that I had to pick up once you left." Crimson told him bitterly. "Now, Chaz is going to lighten the load."
"Out of all of those demons and sinners you could've chosen for his grunt work, you trust this knockoff Jaws to be responsible?" Antauri asks in annoyance. "I bet he's penniless and lives in his rip-off car."
Chazwick looks really nervous about that statement.
"Wait, I thought you always hated his guts." Moxxie points out, leaving Chazwick confused.
"Well, I exactly didn't 'hated' him." Crimson told him.
"You called him a 'friendless horse-fucker'." Moxxie said, leaving Antauri laughed.
"That'll be your new name from now on, Blitz." Antauri told him, causing Blitzo to groan and rolled his eyes.
"And said he lived a 'sissy-lifestyle'." Moxxie continued.
"Yeah, well I was wrong." Crimson remarked with a shrug. "You've been gone for a long time, Mox. A man can change. And so has Chaz."
"Yeah, I've grown, matured, and recently, came into millions!" Chazwick agrees, shifting his eyes. "But, y'know, mostly the 'mature' thing."
"Highly unlikely." Antauri quietly muttered.
"Oh, okay, okay. So, the 'horseless friend-fucker' over here gets a little moolah and suddenly, it's worth wasting our time over?" Blitzo asks in annoyance.
"Well, I'm the whole 'package' if you know what I mean." Chazwick states with a smirk, leaving I.M.P. speechless. "I got a big dick."
"Pfft, that's bullshit." Antauri said with a scoff. "I bet your skinless prick is a toothpick, it couldn't even satisfy those sex-hungry demons or a certain succubus with that tiny thing of yours."
It got Blitzo burst laughing while Millie and Moxxie joins in, thinking that insult is funny which Chazwick looked at the white hellhound in annoyance.
"And what do you know, kid?! You don't know shit about sex!" Chazwick retorted.
"And you do, I bet you didn't satisfy any of those women while acting like a jerk-faced fishbones it causes you getting bitch-slapped!" Antauri remarked with a smirk. "And the worse case, you became a hopeless piece of shit who ain't worth a dick."
Blitzo laughed even harder, holding his sides and Chazwick looked at him angrily, feeling insulted again.
"But I'm wondering something, that skeleton suit of yours, does it come in man-shark sizes?" Antauri asks, leaving Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie laughed. "I bet your mama bought that for you, you look ridonkulous in that outfit."
And with that final insult, Chazwick finally had enough as he was about to lunge at Antauri. Millie leaps in front of the white hellhound, making Chazwick stop when she pulls out a knife at him.
"Don't even try it!?" Millie snarled angrily, making Chazwick waving his hands with a nervous chuckle. "But, what does any of this have to do with Moxxie?!"
"There's going to be a ceremony tomorrow." Crimson informed them, sets down utensils. "Moxxie here is going to officially release his holdings in the organization. Then, you can get back to ignoring your family to your heart's content."
"Maybe he wouldn't 'ignore his family' if they didn't force him to rub elbows with a no-good, shark-toothed FUCK FACE!?" Millie snarled.
Chazwick grins at Millie, who points a knife at his neck, threateningly.
"Ey, look. Everybody, relax." Crimson suggested. "I know tensions have been high tonight. Say, why don't you stay here and get some rest? We'll have the ceremony tomorrow and then you will be free to leave. I have your rooms all be prepared."
"Yes, sir." Moxxie replied which Millie is about to object.
"Mox?" Millie said with worry.
I.M.P. and Chazwick begin to leave the room.
"A moment, Moxxie." Crimson said seriously.
"Just give me a minute, Millie." Moxxie told her. "I'll be there."
Millie looks on with worry as Moxxie steps back inside the dining room. Chazwick tries to lean into Millie, but jumps back when she growls and tries to bite him. The goons close the door behind them as they leave, leaving Moxxie alone with Crimson.
"So...you think you're too good for this family now?" Crimson asks bitterly.
"What?" Moxxie said, confused.
"C'mere." Crimson suggested sternly, motioned his finger when Moxxie approaches him.
"I-I don't understand-"
Crimson stands up and backhands Moxxie in the face, knocking him down.
"You think you'll just walk away from this family and never come back?! You're dead wrong, Mox!" Crimson snarled angrily, grabs Moxxie. "As a matter of fact, the only thing you're right about is that obnoxious piss-stain can't get made! Not unless he marries in!"
"'Marries'?!" Moxxie exclaims. "But, but who would marry-"
"Who do you think?!" Crimson interrupts, lets go of Moxxie and sits back down. "This family needs that money and it's about time your pathetic-ass was useful for something!"
"Sir, I'm already married." Moxxie points out. "I-I can't-"
"You think I give a shit about your stupid beard?!" Crimson interrupts again. "C'mon, Mox, I even went through the trouble of makin' the house more to...your kind's liking."
Crimson presses a button on the table and bouncing dildos appear from the dining chairs, the walls, replacing the framed severed body parts, vases, and even behind a potted plant in the corner. A party ball hanging from the ceiling opens, pouring out confetti, revealing a banner that says, 'CONGRATS GAY' and a trumpet fanfare.
"Wait, what? What do you think I'm into?" Moxxie asks in annoyance.
"What? This is the kind of shit gays like, right?" Crimson asks with a shrug.
"Okay, first off: Dad, I'm bisexual." Moxxie points out.
"Yeah, gay." Crimson said, shrugs again.
"Oh, for fucks sake!" Moxxie said, annoyed as he holds out a hand to block a dildo from hitting his face. "Secondly, I don't know a single person of any sexuality who would enjoy this."
"Hah! There's dicks on the walls!" Blitzo said with a laugh from the other room. "Oh, that is fucking hilarious!"
Moxxie frowns in response when Crimson grabbed his face.
"Look at me, kid. One way or another, you're going to do what I fucking say." Crimson warned him. "Don't cross me."
Moxxie reflects on his childhood. A child Moxxie was struggling to cut his steak at the dinner table. His mother gently takes the plate and cuts the steak for him. She smiles sweetly at Moxxie and he smiles back at her. Crimson glares at Moxxie. Moxxie takes the plate and begins eating his dinner. Crimson then glares at his wife, nudging her foot with his. She quickly pulls her leg away from Crimson, now sitting more properly. Crimson stomps his foot.
Another memory shows Moxxie shooting three bullseyes in the shooting range. His mother ruffles his hair proudly. Suddenly, a goon grabs Moxxie and rushes him away from his mother and toward another shooting range.
Two goons prep a live target as Crimson hands Moxxie a real gun and point to it. Moxxie slowly takes aim, but his mother takes the gun out of his hands and pushes it to Crimson's hands before grabbing her son and walks away. Crimson glares at the disrespect.
Moxxie now hides underneath the bed as his parents argue. A slap is heard and his mother walks out of the room. Later, only Crimson and Moxxie are at the dinner table. Moxxie struggles to cut his and then looks at his father. Crimson glares at Moxxie, who then goes back to trying to cut his food. Crimson takes a drag from his cigar and blows the smoke in Moxxie's face.
Later on, Crimson and Moxxie take a boat ride on the lake with a passenger. Crimson places a cinderblock that the passenger's tail is tied to on the side of the boat over the edge and gestures for Moxxie to push it. Moxxie looks at the cinderblock, then the pleading passenger, and backs away, only for Crimson to push him back to the cinderblock.
Teary-eyed, Moxxie takes one last look at the passenger while pushing the cinderblock overboard, sending the victim into the lake with it. Moxxie watches as the air bubble fades. Crimson preps another body over the side of the boat.
"Let this be a lesson, Moxxie."
Crimson gestures to the lake, filled with hats, bags, shoes, and light articles that belonged to the previous victims thrown into the water.
"This is what happens when you cross me."
A high heel that resembles ones Moxxie's mother wore floats to the surface. The scene returns to the present day.
"Now, get to bed, Moxxie. You have a big day tomorrow." Crimson told him, lets go of Moxxie.
"Yes, sir." Moxxie replied fearfully, backs up to the door.
"Oh, and Mox? You ever talk back to me again, you and that pretty little thang you brought here...are goin' home in boxes. Capiche?" Crimson warned him.
"Yes, sir." Moxxie replied.
Moxxie quickly finds the doorknob and steps out of the room, leaving Crimson alone in the dining room still covered with bouncing dildos and the banner. Moxxie walks up the stairs, shaken and Millie is standing at her bedroom door. A goon gestures for Moxxie to go into a different room.
"Wait? How come we aren't in-"
"Crimson wants you all to stay in separate rooms." A goon named Alessio informed her.
"Why?" Millie asks, turns to her husband as she grabs his hand. "Moxxie?"
"It's just one night, Millie." Moxxie told her with a forced smile. "It's okay."
"Mox, are you okay?" Millie asks with concern.
"I'm fine, please don't worry, sweetie." Moxxie assures her, shrugs off her hand.
"You know you can tell me anything...right?" Millie said when Moxxie looks away in sheer guilt.
"Yes. Everything's fine." Moxxie answered.
"We're partners, Mox." Millie points out, holds his face.
"It's just my dad." Moxxie said, takes off her hand. "It's okay, really...it'll be over tomorrow."
"Ok, I love you." Millie told him with a sad smile, softly kisses Moxxie.
"I love you too...Goodnight." Moxxie said with a sad smile as Millie head to her room.
Moxxie opens his bedroom to see many framed pictures of Chazwick on the wall. Music plays as he sees the pictures on the wall.
"What the-Fucking why?!" Moxxie growled in annoyance, facepalms.
The music stops playing once he closes the door. He snarls, walks into the bathroom, and washes his face with cold water. He glumly leaves the bathroom and goes to turn off the lights. When he hits the switch, Chazwick pops on a heart-shaped bed.
"Like what I've done with the place?" Chazwick asks with a seductive smirk.
"Ugh, just get out of here!" Moxxie groans, not in the mood.
"Come on, Mox." Chazwick said, pulls on a switch which lights up the words, 'CUM ZONE'. "We used to have much fun here, remember?"
"I'm married, Chaz." Moxxie remarked, pushes him off. "And, even if I weren't, I would never..."
"Never what? Let me take you to cum town again?" Chazwick asks with a smirk, making a sexual gesture.
"You are so gross! Just leave me alone!" Moxxie demands uncomfortably.
"I know you want most, Moxxie Poxxie." Chazwick said, spins Moxxie around. "How about a sexually charged musical number, heyyyy!"
Chazwick holds a button on the wall down with the side of his fist.
"You always loved those." Chazwick states.
Chazwick moves his hand off the button, showing it to be labeled 'SEXTREMLY HAWT SEX MUSIC', which makes a disco ball come down and changes the lighting to be more of cyan and magneta hue. Chazwick begins to sing 'Chaz Time'.
Chazwick (Sings):
Ow!
Woah-oh, hoo, woah-oh, yeah-yeah!
It's Chaz time!
Moxxie, I see you lookin' at me, lookin' at you
Wondering when I'm gonna crack you open like a walnut
And answer is soon (Walnut)
Chazwick blows smoke from his mic-vape into Moxxie's face.
Chazwick (Sings):
Now, I'm feelin' what you're feelin' and I'm feelin' that you wanna feel my feelings
And fee- the feel- you feel me? (Sax-o-phone)
Yeah, so let me get a little something off my chest, while I blow a hot emotional load onto yours
Moxxie, feeling foxy
Wanna get a good taste of your boxy
Well, I got two tickets to pleasure land (Oh, baby)
Moxxie facepalms.
Chazwick (Sings):
Well, come down here and have your way, yeah-yeah (You want me)
Moxxie quickly turns away and shields his vision with his hand.
Chazwick (Sings):
With my sensual body yeah-yeah, yeah (So naughty)
Moxxie kicks him out and slams the door on him. Moxxie then crouches down on the floor behind the door. Tears start to form in his eyes and starts to sob heavily. We cut to Millie's room where she is anxiously pacing back and forth. There's a knock on the door.
"Moxxie?" Millie said with relief, opens the door and sees it's Chazwick. "What do you want?!"
Chazwick starts to sing to Millie before being immediately cut off by her. She growls at him and puts her knife to his throat.
"Damn it, this usually works." Chazwick said in annoyance.
Millie drops Chazwick to the floor and angrily closes the door on him. While in Antauri's room, he's in his room talking to Loona on the phone.
"Glad Keenie and Collin got rid of those photos, feel bad for those kids having nightmares for a whole year. Anyway, there's a reason why I'm calling you...Yeah, our client is Moxxie's dad...No, I'm not joking you and on top of that, he's a mafia boss." Antauri explains. "We have to stay the night for some BS reason and for the worse is that asshole fish face, Chaz shows up...He's nothing but an obnoxious shitstain with no balls to back it up...Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow...Love you too, Loona."
Then, Antauri hangs up the phone when he heard a knock on the door, which he opens to reveal Chazwick leaning on the doorframe.
"Hey, kid. How's about you let me show you how-UGH!"
Antauri cuts him off by punching him in the balls with the brass knuckles on his fist, causing Chazwick to collapse down to his knees. Antauri then deliver an uppercut to the chin, knocking him down to the floor.
"Let tell you this, fish paste. I would NEVER learn anything from you, 'cuz you're not worth it." Antauri told him with a glare. "If you don't leave Moxxie and Millie alone, I'll finish what I've started by cutting your balls off and I'll weld your asshole shut, and make you a new one on your head."
Antauri then slams the door shut. Chazwick stands up with a groan in pain, then knocks on Blitzo's door.
"Hey there, good-looking." Chazwick said with a seductive smile.
"Oh, I was wondering how long it would take you to make a pass." Blitzo said with a smirk.
"Oh, does that mean you're down to clown?" Chazwick asks.
"Ew, what the-you think I would violate my friends trust by sleeping with their ex, especially one who fucked them over the way you did?" Blitzo asks in disgust.
"I'll show you all of the things they liked in the sack." Chazwick offers.
"Deal!" Blitzo accepts, pulls Chazwick in.
The scene pans over to Moxxie where he's lying on his side of the bed, awake, eyes widen open.
"Augh...chill the fuck out!" Blitzo groans in pain, off-screen.
"Who-ho-ho! That's what my dick does to a bitch!" Chazwick said, off-screen.
Moxxie turns over onto his stomach and pulls out his phone. He goes on to the social media and looks at the pictures of himself and Millie, they show: a younger Moxxie and Millie on a date; Moxxie and Millie in bed; Moxxie and Millie at the theatre holding up Phantom of the Opera programs, Moxxie has tears in his eyes indicating how much he loved the performance, and Moxxie and Millie at their wedding, kissing.
Moxxie starts to cry again, he then growls knowing that he must stand up to his father. The scene cuts back to Blitzo and Chazwick in bed. Chazwick is asleep and snoring.
"Oh, I got a big dick." Chazwick said, sleeptalking.
Blitzo tiptoes out of bed, picks up Chazwick's jacket, and puts it on.
"Okay, fucker, nobody who's that bad in bed score two hotties that easily." Blitzo quietly mutters. "I know you gotta be hiding something..."
Blitzo checks Chazwick's clothing until he finds his car keys. He smiles and he sneaks out into the hall where Antauri's door opens.
"That was probably pathetic, I can hear it from the other side." Antauri told him, walk towards him.
"Don't get me started." Blitzo said in annoyance. "He's asleep now and he's clearly up to something, so I'm gonna rummage his car."
Antauri noticed Blitzo holding the car keys.
"Smart, but I notice the suit you're wearing." Antauri points out.
"I have my moments, and this 'suit' I've stole is a rental. Check this, he bought it at Mammon Suit Rental shop." Blitzo told him. "Now, up for a search in the car?"
"Like you had to ask." Antauri answered with a smirk.
Blitzo and Antauri sneaks outside of the mansion, and clicks the car keys until they located Chazwick's car as he opens the car door.
"Ugh, phew! Doesn't he ever bother cleaning the car?!" Antauri cringes in disgust. "It reeks!"
Antauri and Blitzo looks in the dashboard and finds an eviction notice, showing that Chazwick is broke and has lied to Crimson about his millions.
"Whoa, he's in serious debt." Antauri states.
"Something some fucker alleged millionaire would be able to take care of." Blitzo told him.
Blitzo and Antauri then looks in the trunk and finds a to-do list that shows that Chazwick is planning to marry Moxxie to inherit the Knowlastname's family fortune.
"I knew that fish-face couldn't be trusted. He's running a con!" Antauri said angrily.
"Oh, fuck that. No one messes with M&M's marriage but me!" Blitzo said with a scowl.
"We need to tell them until morning." Antauri suggested.
"Don't move, fucker!" The voice of Striker said, aiming his pistol at Chazwick with a serious glare on his face when Keenie and Collin aimed their crossbows at him. "Drop that syringe!"
Chazwick slowly drops the syringe, then stands up with his hands in the air. Blitzo and Antauri ran towards Striker and the two Cherubs.
"How'd you know where to find us?" Antauri asks.
"I have moments. I followed you all the way to Greed, with these two lambchops came along." Striker explains with a smirk. "So, always got yourself into trouble?"
"Mostly Blitz, and in more ways than one." Antauri told him. "But we got something of Chaz's plan, look!"
Antauri then shows the documents as Striker grabs them, looking at the documents while Keenie and Collin kept their aim at Chazwick. Striker soon finishes looking through the document, he looks at Chazwick with a scowl. Chazwick just looks at them nervous, knowing that he won't he leaving out of the mansion alive since Striker and the others have plans in store.
The next day. Alessio is filling Crimon's mug with coffee. Crimson is getting impatient, wondering what is keeping Chazwick when Moxxie and Millie walk in.
"Hey, hey! The man of the hour." Crimson said with a smirk. "You ready to get started?"
"Sorry, but the so-called wedding is off, sir." The voice of Antauri said as he, Blitzo, Striker, and two Cherubs arrived inside of the dining hall, dragging Chazwick, who's tied around in ropes and gagged. "I believe this Megalo-douche had something he's not telling you."
Crimson was about to ask when Blitzo showed the documents, causing him to grab them as he looks through them.
"What's this?" Crimson asks.
"These are bills and eviction notices. Basically, that seductive dickhole is trying to marry Moxxie and he not even rich!" Blitzo told him with a glare.
"He's trying to con his way to marry your son and for him to be rich." Antauri adds. "He's playing you for a fool!"
It was enough for Crimson to be convinced as he slowly turns to Chazwick with a death glare. Chazwick right now sweating bullets.
"I'll deal with this piss-stain...all of you clear out...Now!" Crimson snarled angrily.
And with that, Blitzo and the others left the dining room. Crimson slowly walk towards a tied-up Chazwick, pulling out his knife.
Outside of the mansion, I.M.P., two Cherubs, and Striker were making their way towards the helicopter, which the goons are surrounding them with their weapons on their hands.
"Looks like your old man doesn't want us to leave." Antauri states.
"Then, we'll have to fight our way fucking in." Blitzo suggests.
The footsteps was heard when Crimson walk towards them with an angry look on his face.
"Did you honestly think I would let you leave after tellin' me about that lyin' cock-sucker?! You're dead wrong!" Crimson snarled. "I'll be making sure that neither of you are gettin' out alive! Kill them!"
(Unstoppable-by Disturbed)
I.M.P., two Cherubs, and Striker drew out their weapons as the goons faces them. Millie and Antauri lunges toward them as they began killing them with ease, tearing out the skull, jaw, and spinal column of different goons, and she spits out the still-beating heart of another. Millie then begins fighting them with her knife while Antauri fights them with his fangs and claws.
Striker slash and tear multiple shark demons with his knife while shooting them with his pistol. Striker then grab two sharks by their upper jaws and simultaneously rip the top of their heads off, then using their teeth as weapons, lacerating and gutting more goons. When the teeth are all lost, Striker toss the jaws aside as a shark jumps at him. Striker catches the shark in midair by his horns, then twist and rip his head off with the spine still attached which he swings it around to bludgeon more goons.
Meanwhile, Moxxie fired his SMG at the goons, Blitzo fired his shotgun, and both Keenie and Collin fired their crossbows at the number of goons.
"What the FUCK?! They're a dame, a mutt, and a whores!" Crimson yelled furiously, spots a goon sent flying next to him in a noose made from another's intestines and throws him towards Millie. "They're BROADS, WHORES, AND A FLEABAG! Kill them!"
He sees the goon he just threw at Millie getting chopped into bits of sushi before another goon thrown by her lands on top of him.
Millie, Striker, and Antauri continue their rampage and slicing them in between an axe, a knife, and claws while two imps and two Cherubs continues to blow heads.
"You frigging goons! What the fuck is a matter with you?!" Crimson yelled. "Why do I pay you?! Get them! You stupid idiots...Go get them!?"
Striker quickdraw his pistol and fires a bullet at the goon while Millie cleaves another goon. Antauri rakes the big goons eyes with his claws and Moxxie fired the pistol at the goon. Blitzo stabs the tall imp from behind and slits in the throat. Keenie and Collin dodges their bullet while firing their crossbows, killing the number of goons.
One of the few surviving goons get elbow dropped in the skull by Millie, killing the goon who's placed inside the former's jaws. Both Striker and Antauri lunges at the goon, impales him in the head with knives.
(Music Ends)
As soon as the fight is over with no other goons left, I.M.P., two Cherubs, Antauri, and Striker glares daggers at Crimson, who begrudgingly allowing them to leave. However, to add an insult to injury, Antauri grabs the pistol and fires a bullet at Crimson in the balls, causing him to scream in pain.
They, except Striker and Antauri, takes a waiting helicopter while the two were riding on Bombproof as they ride away with a banner saying 'WE'RE MARRIED BITCH' over the original words, 'GOT MARRIED' using the blood and extra taped fabric.
Cut back to I.M.P. HQ where the helicopter arrives; Loona is still sitting in the same chair as the day before, quickly glances at the camera, and gives an angry shrug. But she heard the doors open as Striker and Antauri entered inside of the room.
"Antauri, what happened?!" Loona asks with worry, ran towards the white hellhound.
"We've got into some trouble, but got some help." Antauri told her, hugging Loona.
They then notice three imps and two Cherubs disembark the helicopter, which quickly crashes. Millie hugs her husband.
"Millie, thank you and you guys for saving me." Moxxie thanked them gratefully.
"Next time, just tell me if your dad is a psychopath-I can handle it." Millie told him with a smile.
Striker then walk towards the three imps, earned their attention.
"I have something to say to your boss." Striker said, turns to Blitzo. "Blitz, are you still plannin' to hire? 'Cuz I could use some extra money and givin' y'all a helpin' hand."
Blitzo then quickly walk towards him, shakes his hand.
"In that case, you're hired. Welcome to I.M.P." Blitzo told him excitedly. "And for helping out while saving our asses, you get an extra. Also, we definitely need to repair the damages...Fuck, I forgot the damage bill!"
Scene cuts back to Crimson's mansion. He goes into the dining room where his trophy wall is located and places the torn-out jaw of Chazwick, implying that he ordered the latter's death for lying to him. Crimson then growls angrily and throws a dagger at his family portrait, the knife landing squarely on a young Moxxie's forehead.
That's it for the 18th chapter.
