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Story Start!

"It's wrong... this is complete horse-poop!"

"I agree with the pervert."

3 people were in an underground bunker. A tall blond man, a taller white haired man, and an average height red haired woman with a VERY large stomach.

Minato Namikaze.
Jiraiya, no last name.
Kushina Uzumaki.

"Have you SEEN the stuff they teach children in schools... look at this... when a man and woman love each other, eventually a baby is born... this is INSANITY... I don't want my baby growing up in a world where he is taught ignorant to topics like this." Kushina ranted as she threw a book on the table, and opened it to the page she had found. She had to be super careful of the words that she spoke.

Waterproof, automatically recharging using excess electricity in the human body, the decide around her neck and wrists had replaced the phone. It had all of the functions of a phone and more... and everyone had them. It was a device that was practically forced on society, and not having one was punishable by jail time where one was forced on you once you were released from jail.

It was also used by the government for another reason.

If you said certain words, you would be arrested.

"The government burned all my books, and refuse to let me sell more. They drove me into poverty... thanks for letting me stay with you Minato." Jiraiya thanked Minato. He was an Erotic Book series author... was... because once the government started to censor all forms of erotic books and images, his books had gotten banned and burned faster than a blink of an eye. He was left with his most unsuccessful book as his only book that could be sold.

His sexual books were his biggest money maker.

Not only was he not allowed to sell them, but all the money he had that he had gained from selling them had been confisgated by the government as "dirty money". He had been left completely broke thanks to that.

"I agree with both of you... though I am surprised that you agree with Jiraiya." Minato looked at his wife.

She wasn't a pervert at all, and she didn't think Jiraiya's perversions were a good trait.

"Of course I agree. I think po...ero... I think dirty stuff should be done between people who love each other, but it is still super important for people to know the truth. These lies... they are wrong." Kushina didn't want to trigger the language detectors, and she didn't know what all words would trigger it.

Diginal Peace Maker terminals.

PMs for short.

It had only been a short time... 20 years, since the devices were implimented around Japan. Within the last 5 years through they were used for censoring society. Ignorance was already spreading among the youth of Japan, who weren't even allowed to be taught sex-related topics by their parents. Now, only an approved school program was allowed to be used to teach kids... and the subject of that teaching was flat out lies half the time, or left the students completely ignorant to the topic.

Kushina didn't want her child to be ignorant to sex.

She believed that porn wasn't great, but it wasn't the biggest problem either. If anything, in her view it was normal for people to be interested in the topic of sex. While she did want it restricted so that small children couldn't see hard porn, she just knew it was normal for teens to get their hands on it. Even she looked at porn when she was a teen, and when she was a pre-teen she would find porn under bridges with her male friends sometimes and read it. It was just part of her childhood, and she saw it as bad but normal.

"This type of education is evil... it punishes young boys for being normal and interested in dirty topics. I don't want my son to be treated like some sort of freak just because he has a healthy lib... because he has a healthy urge." Kushina could see how this would punish young men in far greater numbers than women. The laws were already witnessed punishing and ruining the reputations of young men at 4 times the rate of women.

She didn't want her son punished for the "Crime" of having a boy's sex drive.

"I agree... which is why I'm thinking of... well... I'm thinking of going against the government. I've been studying the PMs, and I developed these." Minato stated as he pushed a small device forward.

It was tiny.

It was less than 1/10th the size of a woman's pinky nail, and not a long one, but a short one. It was also exceedingly flat, almost as think as a piece of paper. He had 5 of them in front of him. He unlocked the PM on his neck and placed it on the table, before he took one of the devices and snuggly fit it between the collar and the PM itself. He put the PM back on his neck.

"Dick, Pussy, Cock and Balls, Sex... Anal Sex... Gangbang." Minato started to say word after word. His words caused an instant panic in Jiraiya and Kushina for only a brief moment... before they were shocked when the PM didn't activate at all. "These are my Flying Super Word Anti-Censor PM Hate Devices."

"Such a dumb name." Jiraiya and Kushina agreed with each other.

"Call them the 18+ Patches."

"That is a much better name." Jiraiya agreed with Kushina, since the name was not only fitting, but the device was a tiny patch that you applied to the PM that allowed for sexual topics to be talked about. Minato seemed disappointed that his name was rejected. "How does it work?" Jiraiya lifted his mood though.

"The PMs detect words through speech. I programmed the 18+ Patches to be able to detect when a word triggers the PM, and then it deactivates the PMs ability to detect those words. The way I see it... we need to fight." Minato didn't mince his words. "Eventually, I can see Erotic Terrorists becoming a problem for the government... and I can see the government pushing for Chastity Belts for students... this is a slippery slope, and it's already bad."

"Fight?" Jiraiya asked.

"I'm going to become an Ero-Terrorist. I won't ask the two of you to join me... but I want you to understand my choice." Minato was going to do his best to change Japan back to the way it was before the laws were passed. He was a smart man, and he could see this not ending well for the future kids at all. "I saw... a 15 year old boy getting arrested for making a dirty joke yesterday... this is going too far already."

"I'm going to join you. I'm not exacty a fan of the thought of being an..." Kushina took her PM off and stuck the 18+ Patch to the inside of it, before she put it back on. "... Sex Terrorist. I'm not a fan of pushing erotic stuff, but I'll do anything to help my son grow up in a better world." Kushina was going to do anything for her son.

Jiraiya applied the patch next.

"I'm in... I'm already supplying some dirty books to a group of Ero-Terrorists in Shinjuku. I'm already balls deep in being a terrorist. So... how exactly are we going to go about this?" Jiraiya asked with a raised eyebrow. He looked at Minato, who had already committed a huge act of terrorism just by making a device to stop the government from detecting dirty words.

Minato was going to try and change the word.

No matter the personal cost to him.

-5 Years Later-

"Mom... what are they doing to Dad."

"They are arresting him." Kushina gripped her hands tightly as she watched the news. The news that was currently reporting on her husband being arrested for giving out porn to teenagers, and showing his dick in public.

Kushina would have been pissed 10 years ago to here her husband doing that.

Now, she fully agreed with his actions. She was proud to see him giving out porn and teaching people about sex properly, and informing them of sexual topics in the way that the government couldn't simply ignore. He was being arrested with no trial, and being sentenced to life in prison with no parole. She knew that unless the country changed, she would never see her husband again.

"You see Naruto... when a man and woman love each other, they have sex. Your father was trying to teach people about sex, and the government punished him. Just like they punished your godfather... and just like how they want to punish me." Kushina hadn't gotten caught yet. She stayed home most of the time because she had a son to take care of, but whenever she could or when Minato was watching Naruto, she did her own terrorism.

-9 Years Later-

"Just because you caught me, doesn't mean you will stop my message! Men and women have sex with each other! It's natural, it's beautiful! It's important to teach the next generation properly!" Kushina shouted as she was pushed to the ground.

She had been caught.

Kushina was currently on the ground, her husbands boxers over her head with eye holes cut out, her red hair hidden inside a beanie under the underwear. That was all she was wearing though, the rest of her body was as nude as the day she was born. There were a group of people holding her down as they tried to unmask her.

"Boys! Look at me and burn my body into your mind! It's okay that you find me hot! Touch your dick when you think of me! It's okay! It's healthy! It's not wrong for you all to be attracted to women! It's natural!" Kushina shouted at the top of her lungs for all the young men to hear. "Girls! It's okay to show a little skin! It's not wrong that you think boys are good to look at! Stick your fingers deep in your-" Kushina was unmasked, and her head was forced into the ground deeper as she was gagged and silenced.

Her naked body was covered by a blanket.

"Shut up woman, or we'll punish your son for your crimes."

Kushina bit her lip and silenced herself the second they brought her son into the mix.

"If you touch a hair on Naruto's head... no prison in this world will be able to stop me from getting to you." Kushina whispered in spite as she looked at the man who was forcing her head into the dirt. Kushina had her hair pulled as she was forced into a standing position.

"Get her to prison, life sentence, no trial."

'Naruto... I'm sorry... I leave the rest to you. Change this country. Make it a country where we can be a family again.' Kushina couldn't say it out loud. Just like Jiraiya and Minato before her, she was putting all her hopes on her son. 'You're the son of 2 of the greatest terrorists this country has seen, and the godson of another one. If anyone can change this country, if anyone can carry out legacy, it's you.' Kushina knew that her son succeeding in her mission to change this country would be the only chance that she had of ever being reunited with her family.

She had already taught her son everything she knew about sex education.

She prayed he passed his knowledge on to the rest of Japan.

Chapter End!
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