AN: I don't own DC or Danny Phantom, or any other intellectual property
Chapter 2: "Food Fights"
In the Basement/Lab of the Fenton Works/Household, Jason, Sam, and Tucker were sitting in three chairs, forced to listen to Jack's speech.
"So, Danny. You and your little friends want to hunt ghosts.", Jack began.
"Actually, Jack, I was considering being an astronaut", Jason says, "or anything that will actually make me money."
Then Sam went, "Sory, Mr. Fenton. I was into ghosts, but they're so mainstream now. They're like smart phones or social media".
Tucker went next, "Waste these looks and all this charisma hunting ghosts? Criminal."
"Well, if you do want to hunt ghosts,", Jack began again, "There are a few things you need to learn." Jack goes to a nearby table to grab something, sifting through some vials and beakers.
Suddenly, a bluish mist leaves Jason's mouth with a gasp, "Oh, no. This isn't good", he says to himself as he looks to the Ghost Portal, with it's gates opening up and two four-tentacled octopus ghosts, referred to as Ectopuses.
They release hollow screams and capture Sam and Tucker.
Jack was ignorant of this, "True, I've never seen a ghost, but when I do, I'll be prepared, and so will you, whether you want to be or not.". Jason went ghost and set about beating the Ectopuses holding his friends.
Jack was still ignorant, "It all starts with your equipment". Jason had freed the duo and they landed in their seats and Jack turns to them with a metallic thermos, missing the three ghosts, "Sam, tucker, this is the Fenton thermos. It's supposed to trap ghosts.", Jason fights off the other ghosts some more, "but since it doesn't work, and it's just a thermos, a thermos with the word 'Fenton' in front of it!"
The ghosts land in front of the portal from the beating and fly back through into the Ghost Zone. The gate shuts and Jason quickly takes his seat.
Jack then points to the portal, missing it even being open, "And that? That is th Fenton Portal. It releases ghosts into our world, whether I want it to or not. Someday, I'll figure out how that works, too.", giving it a little tap with his knuckle, "Now, who wants to hunt some ghosts?", as he approaches the stressed teens.
"You kids, look at ya. You're too excited to speak.", Jack says to them, "So I'll just go on speaking. I was born many years ago in a long cabin in the woods. I don't exactly remember where, but I do know I wanted a pony. Never got a pony. As a matter of fact, we had to eat horse meat during the war. I had a problem with that...", a Jack continued to drone on and on about increasingly disturbing things.
The Next Morning
Jason was eating his breakfast with Jazz, him being bored and her reading an adolescence therapy book, while Maddie Fenton worked on another invention.
"Ok, two more days and it's done.", Maddie says about her device.
"What did you say? it's done?!", Jack questions in excitement, seemingly appearing out of nowhere for a man his size, "The Fenton Finder is done! This baby uses satellites to lead you right to the ghosts.", looking at it's radar screen.
"Really?", Jason asks with a neutral expression, though he was a little curious. Jazz was sceptical to disbelief.
"Welcome to the Fenton Finder.", a computerized voice came from the device, "A ghost is near. Walk forward.", they followed it to Jason, "Ghost located. Thank you for using the Fenton Finder."
"What? That can't be right.", Jack berates the Fenton Finder.
"It needs some tweaking", Jason comments.
"And you need guidance", Jazz snarks.
"From who? Definitely not you", Jason snarks back.
Maddie seems to know Jazz means, "Sweetie, I know we're busy, but you're..."
"Almost an adult. Biologically. But psychologically, I've been one, and I won't allow your obsession of ghosts spread to impressionable minds", Jazz rebuttals.
"Not that impressionable", Jason says.
"Whatever, I'll drive you to school", Jazz says and drags him outside.
"That's weird. Jazz never drives Danny to school.", Maddie notes.
"Which can only mean one thing. That's not our daughter. That's a ghost", Jack says with suspicion before giving chase, "Danny, no! It's a trap!", with Maddie chasing him.
Later, At Casper High
"Do you think you should tell them?", Tucker asks Jason as they went up the stairs.
"Why? Adults don't listen. Even worse, they don't understand.", Sam says in aggression, "Why can't they accept me for who I am?!?!", she wasn't talking about the Fentons.
"Sam, no one, not even you, care about your parents. Let's focus on superpowers and the supernatural, like normal teenagers. I mean, it's been a month since the accident, and I have perfected my control. I went intangible in the middle of breakfast.", Jason says.
"I'm assuming they didn't notice", Tucker says.
"Of course, they were in their own little . And dude, did you forget about the dissection and the ripping apart molecule by molecule talking?", Jason replied.
"Sorry", Tucker says.
"Well I like it. Your powers make you unique. Unique is good", Sam says with a smile, "That's why i'm a Ultra Recyclo-Vegetarian."
"Which means what?", Tucker asks in disinterest, not really caring.
"She doesn't eat anything that had a face on it", Jason says, he didn't really like this side of her, especially since she can take it to the extremes.
"Oh, who cares about that stuff", Tucker says, "Danny, two words: Meat Connoisseur.", He sniffs around Jason, "Last night, you had Sloppy Joes."
"Impressive", Jason comments, actually a little impressed.
"Meat heightens the senses, and my all-meat streak is 17 years strong", Tucker proudly proclaims.
"And it's about to end", Sam deadpanned before going proud, "The School Board finally agreed to try a new cafeteria menu. I wore them down."
"Wait. What did you do?", Tucker's brow furrowed with suspicion.
Later, Cafeteria
The trio were in the cafeteria, where a big banner read 'THIS WEEK Ultra Recyclo-VEGETARIAN', where they were given pieces of bread with grass.
"What is this? Grass on a bun?", Jason asked in disgust.
"What have you done?!", Tucker despaired.
"Tucker, it's time for a change", Sam says with a smile.
At Fenton Works
Within the lab, the Ghost Portal was open and two gloved hands reached out. Out stepped a rotund woman with green skin and white hair. She wore a pink workers dress, a white apron and a pink hair net. The gloves were yellow in color.
"Ooh! Somebody has changed the menu!", she said with a smile before flying away through the ceiling.
Jack and Maddie were also in the lab and, of course, didn't notice.
"Maybe this is a bad idea", Maddie says to Jack.
"No, it's perfect", Jack smiles, "When Jazz gets home, we suck the ghost out of her with the Fenton Xtractor", unveiling a new invention that looks like a vacuum.
"But what if Jazz isn't a ghost? What if we accidently hurt her?", Maddie tried to discourage him.
"Maddie,"Jack consoled, "The Fenton Xtractor doesn't hurt humans.", before saying, "Unless it gets in your hair", before it activated and sucked on his hair, "AAH!", and it then stopped, "See?".
Back in the Cafeteria
"Don't you think this is a little extreme, Sam?", Jason asks, holding up a spoonful of the grass on bread. his own disgust seeping through.
She sat with a smug smile before a teacher appeared with a hand on her shoulder.
"Ah, Miss Manson. The School Board wanted me to personally thank you for ushering in this welcome experiment to our cafeteria.", he says to her. This is Mr. Lancer, he's kind of THE teacher. He also looks and sounds like a young Ron Perlman, only bald with a black goatee and more fat in the gut area.
Tucker smells something, "Meat. Near.", nearly going feral, smelling Mr. Lancer.
"No,no.", Mr Lancer smiled nervously, "The rumors about the new all-steak buffet in the Teacher's Lounge are completely untrue", unknowingly outing himself as he used a toothpick before patting Sam's back, "Thanks again". he then left.
"Yeah", Tucker says with a glare, "Thanks again for making us eat garbage, Sam."
"It's not garbage. It's recyclable organic matter.", Sam says with a matter of fact tone.
""It's Garbage", Jason and Tucker tell her, both angry with the situation.
Unknown to anyone, their lunch lady was sneaking herself a cheese burger, leaving her post. Just then, the ghost from earlier appear and finds the new menu and gets angry.
Jason looks at the nasty uneaten food with disinterest before he breathed his Ghost Sense.
"Guys, there's a problem", he goes to tell Sam and Tucker before the Recyclo-food hit the back of his head.
"Gunn!", Dash called.
"Make that two problems", Jason continues, wiping away the food from his head.
"I ordered 3 mud pies. You know what they gave me? Actual mud pies, with mud, from the ground". he tells Jason, "All because of your girlfriend".
"She's not my girlfriend", Jason says.
"I'm not his Girlfriend", Sam reconfirmed
Dash grabs Jason, "These are the best years of my life. After high school, it's al downhill for me. How am i supposed to enjoy my glory days eating mud?"
"Actually, it's topsoil", Sam corrects with a glare.
"I was going to start bringing lunch", Jason says so he can avoid being stuck with such things.
"Whatever!", Dash replies and shoves Jason. He then sets down his mud pies, "Eat it. All of it", he tells Jason. Jason's Ghost Sense went off again and he sees the ghost float by the kitchen window.
"Garbage fight!", he yells and throws the mud pies in Dash's face. Everyone else cheers an begins throwing the so called food.
"It's not garbage!", Sam yells before Jason pulls her to the ground with himself and Tucker. The trio begin crawling to the kitchen while dodging the food fight.
"You're going to pay for this, Gunn!", Dash calls out to him before being bombarded with the topsoil food.
"Great to know I'm still his favorite", Jason remarks.
The trio get to the kitchen, with Jason and Tucker looking inside to see the Lunch Lady Ghost.
"Huh. Shouldn't be so bad. She looks a little bit like my grandmother", Tucker remarks.
"Shouldn't she be haunting a bingo hall or something?", Jason jokes.
She then notices the trio, "Hello, children. Can you help me? Today's lunch i meatloaf, but I don't see the meatloaf. Did someone change the menu", with a sweet lady smile.
"Yeah. She did", Tucker informs her, gesturing to Sam, still upset about her ruining his lunch.
Suddenly, the Lunch Lady Ghost's hair became like fire, her eyes glowed red and her teeth sharpen as she raged, "You changed the menu?!", she echoed.
The trio are taken aback by the change.
"The menu has been the same for over 50 years.", she informs in er anger before roaring in rage as green ecto energy blazed from her body.
"Get behind me", Jason tells the duo. To which they do.
"Wow. I feel safe", Sam genuinely says do to his muscular build.
"I'm going ghost!", Jason calls out. A glowing white ring appears at his waist and splits, going up and down to reveal his black and white jumpsuit. His hair became white and his eyes became green. He then flies to the other ghost.
"Go away, Lunch Lady", Jason says, prepared for a fight.
The Lunch Lady Ghost used her powers to telekinetically throw the dishes and civilware in the kitchen at him. he simply went intangible and they missed him. Moe dishes flow to Sam, Jason's legs became a ghostly tail thing as he flew in the way and caught all the dishes. She threw more dishes at Tucker and Jason flew and caught them as well. He then set all the dishes back onto the counter and notices they are sparkly clean from the ecto energy.
"Well, if being a ghostly superhero doesn't work out, I can have an exciting career as a busboy", Jason remarks. He then notices the stoves acting up.
"I control lunch. Lunch is sacred. Lunch has rules", The Lunch Lady snarls before going sweet, "Anybody want cake?".
Sam and Tucker fearfully nod.
"Too Bad!", she raged, "Children who change my menu do not get dessert!"
She flies away as the stoves release green fire. Sam and Tucker dodge away as while they just missed Jason. the three stoves/ovens now looked monstrous and attacked. Jason grabbed Sam and Tucker, focused on it and also made them intangible with him. He flies them through a wall and the three stoves crash into it.
The trio land in a school hallway.
"Ha! It worked!", Jason cheered at the new use of his powers.
Sam, however, was raging, "This is the thanks I get for thinking like an individual?"
"More like for forcing your ways onto others", Jason tells her before the school begins to violently shake and the power goes out. Lockers open and their contents fly out, swirling around the lunch lady.
Tucker smells something and notices a freshly cooked meat, "Steak. Rib eye. No, Porterhouse. Medium rare."
Steaks, burgers, hotdogs, and more meats flew onto the Lunch Lady Ghost, quickly forming a meat suit.
"But where did it come from?", Tucker asked himself before zoning in on the teacher's lounge, "Lancer".
Within the Teacher's Lounge
"Esteemed Casper High faculty", Mr. Lancer announced, "I present your all-steak buffet", he takes the tarp off the table, only to reveal it empty. the rest of the teachers gasp in horror. Lancer sees this and scream out, "Paradise Lost!", note he screams out book stuff instead of swearing. It's kind of commendable.
Back in the Halls
The Lunch Lady has become some kind of meat monster.
"Prepare to learn why meat is the most powerful of the 5 food groups.", she angrily points to Sam before going sweet and holds up a cookie, "Cookie?"
Sam shakes her head, turning it down.
"Then perish", she yells out.
Jason appears before, "Forget it! The only thing that has an expiration date here is you!". Suddenly, he transforms back to human, "I didn't mean to do that". The lunch lady grabbed him and threw him into Tucker. She then grabs Sam and flies away in a meat pile.
"Come on! Change Back! We gotta go!", Tucker tells Jason before they are grabbed by Mr. Lancer.
"You two aren't going anywhere", he says.
"Told you you'd pay, Gunn", a dirt covered Dash says.
Later, Mr. Lancer and the three teenage boys were in an office. Mr. Lancer grabs a file, "Tucker Foley. Chronic tardiness. Talking in class. Repeated loitering by the girls' locker room.", to which Tucker smirks, "Danny Gunn. Recently you've dropped a lot of things this last month. banned for life from handling all fragile school property. But no sever mischief before today. Soo, gentlemen, tell me. Why did the to of ou conspire to destroy the school's cafeteria?!",
"Dash started it, Mr. Lancer, he...", Jason began before Mr. Lancer took over.
"... threw 4 touchdown passes in the last game. Is thereby exempt from scorn", Mr. Lancer says, "You two, however, are not".
"Ah, small town favoritism. Sports stars can get away with murder because of that crap", Jason snarks.
Mr. Lancer actually felt that, "I'll map out your punishment when I return. Mr. Baxter, watch the door.", and he leaves while Dash closes the door.
Now alone, the duo stood up and Tucker speaks, "We gotta find Sam. For some reason, I fell like I got here kidnapped."
Maybe because you told the ghost she was the one who changed the menu? How about that?", Jason snarks. Tucker then smells a familiar smell.
"That steak is still in the building. 200 yards, tops.", he informs Jason.
Jason sees the security cameras in the room, taking note for future transformation locations as he looks for Sam and the Lunch Lady Ghost. He spots something in storage by the meat boxes.
"Check it out. Meat trail", Jason tells Tucker. He then transform into his superhero ghost form again. Jason grabs Tucker and they fly down to storage.
Mr. Lancer comes back with a broom and Dash, "gentlemen, your punishment will be...", only to see the duo gone, "... Worse than you can imagine!"
Jason and Tucker arrive to see a massive amount of boxes of meat.
"Sweet mother of mutton!", Tucker moans out, "I've dreamed of it, but I never thought I'd lived to see it."
"How is it I have the ghost powers and you're the weird one?", Jason genuinely asks. They then hear the laugh of the Lunch Lady and go to investigate.
"My dear child, meat is good for kids.", she tells Sam, who was trapped in a pile of meat and upset about being soaked in meat, "It helps them grow and makes them smile. Why won't you eat it?", holding out a meat leg.
"We don't need meat. That's a fact.", Sam denies.
"Silence!", she shouted at the goth, "You need discipline, manners, respect. You know where that comes from? Meat!", she sweetens again, "Chicken or fish?".
"I'll take care of the ghost. You get Sam out of that meat pile.", Jason tells Tucker.
"Way ahead of you", Tucker says, holding a fork and a knife.
Jason goes and punches the Lunch lady, sending her flying into a wall and falls to the ground, Jason lands before her.
"I'll have you free in no time, Sam", Tucker tells Sam, cutting into the meat with a smile.
"You've gotta be kidding me.", Sam deadpanned, since Tucker will focus on eating over rescuing her.
Jason goes for a drop kick then a left hook.
"You're a strong and fit young man, you must eat plenty of meat.", The Lunch Lady says before grabbing him and throwing him away. He went intangible to mediate the damage. LLG used her powers to launch pre-made shish kabobs at him, instead of going intangible, Jason's body morphed and stretched to dodge the sharp meals.
"Oh, that is so cool", Jason remarks at his powers before noticing that the Lunch lady was preparing something
"Raagh!!", she yells as all the boxes of meat burst open. Jason's body reshaped to normal while the meat that held Sam and Tucker was eating also flew away. The three look to see she has become an even bigger meat monster than earlier, launching meat to grabbing Jason.
Tucker fiercely held up his fork and knife, "Help's on the way, buddy!".
The meat monster throws Jason at a wall, ut he goes intangible to avoid harm. She looks to Sam and Tucker and roars at them.
"Run?", Tucker asks Sam.
"Run", she confirms.
They then run so fast, Tucker left his fork and knife hanging in the air. They ran screaming as the meat monster gave chase and launched a flying meat fist at them, like a rocket punch. It just missed them as it crashed into the door. Jason came back to see the chase and gave chase to the meat monster after his friends. She went to smash them with two overhead fists but Jason quickly flies ahead to the duo and scoops them up, going intangible and flying through a wall. The monster cries out before crashing into the wall and the meat fell into a pile.
The trio flew out into the school yard.
"Gee, Danny", Sam says, "Fighting meat monsters, Flying through walls. You must be exhausted."
"Honestly, it's not the first time I did such things", Jason replies. Before going down to land.
Back at Fenton Works
Jazz has just arrived home as school had let out. it was unnaturally quiet though.
"Mom? Dad?", she calls out before walking into the darkened house and the front door closed on it's own in a spooky way before smoke bombs fell before her.
"Now, Maddie! Hit her! I'm Moving in!", Jack calls out, Jazz screams out as he continues, "Get my back!"
The smoke clears and Jazz is revealed with a massive scowl with her arms crossed, with the Fenton Xtractor in her hair as her parents laid on the ground with their hands holding her ankles. They let go of her as she stewed in anger.
"This is all going in the memoir", she says as she stalks away with the Fenton Xtractor.
Jason and his friends arrive, having lost the Lunch Lady Ghost currently.
"Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Fenton. What a school day.", Tucker greets the Fenton parents.
"Homework and stuff to do, we'll be in my room", Jason tells them.
"Don't get up, we know the way", Sam nervously says.
"Hmm", Jack takes an arched eyebrow look on his face,
"Jack, just because the kids don't act like normal, doesn't make them ghosts", Maddie admonishes.
He looks into another room to see Jazz trying to get her hair out of the Fenton Xtractor without damaging it, "Jazz is".
In Jason's room, he laid in his bed, disappointed at losing the villain, "What a day".
"What day? You just woke up", Tucker jokes but Jason was deadpanned for him, "sorry"
"Knock it off, Tucker", Sam nags, "This is the second time today your carelessness almost got him killed".
"ME?! I almost got him killed?! The only reason this happened is because YOU had to be unique. You had to take the meat away, and I'm going to get it back", Tucker calls back before stomping away.
"You want to change that menu back? You're going to have to go through me to do it!", Sam says as he left and she followed after, closing Jason's door.
"I can only hope everything is back to normal tomorrow", he sighs.
The Next Day
"And it's now worse", Jason sighs. All around the school campus were Steak balloons, people grilling, meat mascots, people with picket signs for meat, a plane flying a meat banner and more. Even dancing girls in wiener costumes on a stage being called the weinerettes.
Tucker soon appears on stage as the girls danced off of it, "What do we want?!". The crowd chanted, "MEAT!" "When do we want it?!", Tucker asks them. "NOW!", they replied.
Jason looked around to find Sam leading a bunch of hippies chanting about veggie.
The duo soon approach Jason, "You guys put together two protests in one night? Instead of, oh I don't know, helping find a psycho Lunch Lady Ghost".
"Meat Eaters, Danny. Always ready for a fight. And our high protein diets give us the energy we need to do it quickly", Tucker informs.
"Ultra Recyclo-Vegetarians are always ready to protest. Because we don't have to waste time cooking our food, we can move even faster", Sam reputtals.
"Don't you guys think this is a little extreme, even stupid?", Jason says, referring to how out of hand it's getting.
"No choice, buddy. Your either with me...", Tucker says.
"...or against him!", Sam finished.
""So who's side are you on?!"", they both ask him.
Suddenly, it got very cloudy and windy as the lunch Lady Ghost's laugh echoed through the air, Jason's ghost sense going off. All the meat from the one protest exploded out and flowed around before forming a ginormous meat monster.
"It's Lunch Time!", LLG shouts and the crowd of meat and veggie protestors run and scream in fear.
"Meat! Why have you betrayed me?!", Tucker cries out.
"Guys, time to make up. Now!", Jason says.
Sam and Tucker angrily hug with Jason between them, obscuring him from view and giving him cover to go ghost. Once transformed, he goes invisible and intangible before flying into action.
Off to the side of the commotion, Jazz was ignoring the chaos to talk to a mohawk goth guy.
"Spike, you have to open up to your parents. Be true to yourself and them. Tell them how you feel", Jazz tells the disinterested young man, "I mean, it's not like they're going to attack you or anything.", only for a green net to shoot out and capture her, "Aah!", and she was pulled away.
"I got her", Jack announces as he reels her in, "And the Fenton Grappler is working like a charm!"
Maddie appear with a furrowed brow, "I don't understand. If Jazz is a ghost, why hasn't she phased through the net?"
Jazz stood within the net, "Because I am not a ghost!", she yells and tears off the net, "You've ambushed me, suffocated me with smoke, and worst, I was pulled away from Spike before he had his breakthrough! What do you have to say for yourselves?!"
"EAT HOT FENTON THERMOS, GHOST GAL!", Jack yells while pointing the Fenton Thermos at her, completely ignoring her. The device did a powering up sound before fizzling out, stumping Jack as Jazz glared at him.
"Hmph, darn thing still doesn't work", Jack says as he shaked it around.
While that was happening, Jason was against the giant meat monster Lunch Lady Ghost. She punched and swiped at him, but he just flew and dodged it. Jason kicks the back of her head and she falls to the ground with a SLAM and meat flying.
"He really is getting better", Tucker comments about the fight to Sam, both smiling. Jason notices and is happy they are getting along about something before the meat monster hits him and he went flying away.
"Sure hope he can take a punch", Sam worries.
He flew high enough to reach a plane to which he went intangible as to not hit it. he flies back down through it and grabs a cup of water, "Thanks", splashing it in his face like a marathon star and heads for the meat monster.
Back the Fentons, who were staring each other down before Jack realizes it's just his daughter and he has gone to far, "I, Jack Fenton, from this day forth, do hereby turn my on ghosts".
Jason as flew at great speeds into the meat monster, causing it to burst into a meat-splosion, leaving a crater. Jason gets to see the Lunch Lady Ghost just floating there.
"Oh dear, what a mess.", she laments, "Are you okay?"
"uh, yeah", Jason replies.
"Tough!", she snaps with an echo, "because you being okay is not part of my balanced diet of doom!". She then forms the meat into several small meat monsters.
Jason does a spin kick to take them out but they just reformed.
"Wasn't expecting that!", he despairs before he accidently goes human, "or that". He is then swarmed and they fly around as they hold him.
Jack Fenton was continuing his lament, "And this thermos can't trap ghosts because ghost don't exist", before throwing the thermos behind him, into Jason who caught it.
"The Fenton Thermos! but how am I going to get it to work?", he wonders before the meat monsters drop him but he forces himself back into ghost form which angers the monsters.
"Thanks for the thermos!", Jason yells at the Fentons before phasing into the ground before them, to which Jack cheers.
"HA! Ghost Kid! I was right! You were wrong! Ghost exist!", Jack cheers/sings at Jazz, "Ha ha ha, I never doubted it for a second!", none of the Fentons noticing the meat monsters that were chasing Jason before they crashed into them, leaving them in a meat pile.
Jason appears before the Lunch Lady Ghost who notices the thermos.
"No! Soup isn't on today's menu!", she yells.
"I'm changing the menu. Permanently", Jason grabs the thermos' lid, "Please work", and takes it off before aiming at her, "I hope I'm right!", as his ecto energy powers the device before blasting at the Lunch Lady Ghost, ensnaring her.
"No!", she yells as the thermos pulls her in. Once she was all the way in, Jason closes it with the lid, now in human form. He then goes to check on Sam and Tucker.
"What happened?", Sam asks as Tucker and herself crawled up out of the debri, "Where's the ghost?"
"The Fentons have their moments", Jason says, showing off the thermos.
"Ghost directly ahead", the Fenton Finder calls out as Jason hides the thermos and the Fentons arrive, "You would have to be some kind of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead", Jack and Maddie look to Jason.
"Sorry, Jack. you just missed him", Jason tells him while pointing away from him.
"We got a runner!", Jack yells before the Fenton parents go chasing the nonexistent ghost, leaving Jazz behind with Jason and his friends.
"Great. Back to square one", she laments before leaving.
"So, what's up now?", Tucker asks him.
"I think I figured out what I should do with these powers. They make me...", Jason begins before Mr. Lancer appears and grabs his shoulder.
"In a world of trouble", Mr Lancer, referring to the mess and missing the part about the powers.
Later That Night
"Manson!", Mr Lancer announces over his megaphone, "pick up that T-bone". The trio of friends were cleaning up the school grounds from the incident.
"With my hands?", Sam groans in disgust.
"Foley! Pick up the turf-wiche!", Mr lancer orders, eating a turkey leg.
"With my hands?", Tucker moans, grabbing the grass bread.
Mr Lancer leaves to eat while Jason sweeps some meat pass a laughing Dash. Jason grabs the dumpster Dash was leaning against that was holding a bunch of meat and made it intangible, causing the meat to fall out onto Dash.
"Gunn! A little help!", he called out to Jason.
"Whatever you say, Dash", Jason says before his eyes glow green, "Whatever you say". Laughing to himself at the more personal fun he can do with his powers outside of being a superhero.
Chapter End
An: Due it this chapter/epsiodes theme, i feel the need to mention it's actually best to eat a balance of plants and meats, along with the rest of the food groups. And while I like Sam, her extremes with the Ultra Recyclo-vegetarian thing is super annoying and as my story goes, she may those that character trait. Jason will also be a better figher than Danny.
