Our story takes place about 6 months after "Nicktoons Unite", a video game crossover event, in which Jimmy neutron, Timmy Turner, Danny Phantom, and SpongeBob SquarePants work together to defeat each of their greatest enemies, who teamed up to form the Evil Syndicate.
(We open up on Earth 24, Retroville, Texas, USA, in Jimmy Neutron's backyard. We cut to Jimmy's lab, where we see him pulling around some cables, which are plugged into his Interdimensional Portal, an updated version of the Universal Portal Machine from "Nicktoons Unite". Jimmy plugs in the cables to his big computer screen: the portal activates as Jimmy sits down in front of the computer)
VOX: Portal uplink successful. Awaiting further orders, Jimmy.
Jimmy: VOX, begin omniversal analysis. Label current universal collection M-14 and start scanning all Earth's for potential interdimensional threats to Retroville.
VOX: Shall I include current Earth 24?
Jimmy: Make it so.
(VOX begins scanning nearby dimensions for potential threats. Suddenly, Jimmy's Mom calls him over the video phone on the computer, startling Jimmy)
Jimmy's Mom: Jimmyyy! Come in and make yourself some lunch.
Jimmy's Dad: (butts in) Yeah, Jimbo. We've got one of nature's greatest wonders: (holds up pumpkin pie) pumpkin pie.
Jimmy: (whines) Mom! Dad! I told you: I'm busy scanning the multiverse for potential threats to Retroville. (Jimmy's parents frown) Don't you remember what I told you happened during my last interdimensional crisis?
Jimmy's Dad: (puts down pumpkin pie, points at screen) Jimmy, lunch is the second most important meal of the day, (smiles, puts down finger) right after breakfast.
Jimmy's Mom: (puts hands on hips) Your father's right, Jimmy; you march (points at floor) right in here (points toward table) and get yourself some food!
Jimmy: (sighs, looks down) Yes, Mom.
(The video phone deactivates; Jimmy turns around)
Jimmy: Oh, well. The lab should be fine (starts walking out) for a couple hours. (stops; Goddard whines) Don't worry, boy. I recently updated my security. Tenfold. It'll be fine. (starts walking again) Now, come on.
(Jimmy and Goddard walk off-screen. The computer screen flashes "Earth 20 scanning"; At that moment we zoom in on the Interdimensional Portal and transition to the Ghost Zone, located on Earth 20, home of Danny Phantom, where we see the Box Ghost floating around)
Box Ghost: How sad that I, the Box Ghost, most frequent visitor to Earth, have only struck fear into the hearts of mankind once, but once I begin my well-deserved reign of terror, I will be the most respected ghost in all the Ghost Zone! (pauses, floats away) In order to begin my reign of terror, I must take inspiration from my brethren. And the Halfa, also known as Danny Phantom, has fought a lot of them. (pauses, floats further away) Vlad Plasmius, Skulker, Technus: each formidable foes in their own right. And they all have one thing in common: technology! So, I too must employ technology into my foray! (stops, raises arms in the air) And what better place to get technology than the most advanced ghost in all the Ghost Zone: (camera turns on Clock work's lair) Clockwork, the Ghost Zone's very own time traveler.
(We cut to inside Clockwork's lair. The Box Ghost flies in through the front door, which has been left open.)
Box Ghost: Foolish of Clockwork to leave the front door open.
(We cut to the top of the tower. Box ghost flies in, smiling gleefully)
Box Ghost: And wouldn't you know, he's gone grocery shopping! (closes eyes, laughs; opens eyes, looks at camera) I'll never tell you what ghosts eat. (flies around room, awestruck) Look at all these gadgets: time medallions. Screens that let you see into the future. But which one will be right for me?
(The Box Ghost looks to the side and notices a canister sitting on a pedestal in the middle of the room, protected by a transparent, rectangular force field. The Box Ghost flies closer, where it's revealed to be a copy of the Fenton Thermos, a device Danny uses to capture all his ghostly enemies. The Box Ghost looks in awe)
Box ghost: Interesting. This is the only device in the room that's guarded; it must be an ESPECIALLY dangerous weapon. (rubs chin) But how do I get it out? (stops) Oh, yeah.
(Box Ghost raises his hand and shoots a blue beam at the force field: the force field dissipates and Box Ghost grabs the thermos)
Box Ghost: (laughs) Foolish Clockwork. You should have known better than to hold back your most dangerous weapon in a force field shaped (holds thermos above head) -LIKE A BOX! (lowers thermos, curious) Although, this device does bear some resemblance to the canister that the Halfa is always trapping me in. Maybe (holds finger over button on thermos) if I- (presses button)
(The thermos starts to shake, startling the Box Ghost and causing him to drop it. The thermos breaks open and out comes the most dangerous ghost on Earth 20: Dark Danny)
Dark Danny: (pumping fists in the air) I'M-FREEEEE! (laughs; calms down, cricks neck) Cramped in there.
Box Ghost: Who are you?
(Dark Danny perks up and turns around to see the Box Ghost; he frowns, disappointed)
Dark Danny: Box Ghost. (looks at camera, sarcastic) What a surprise.
Box Ghost: I said, "Who are you?"
Dark Danny: (leans down, hisses; the Box Ghost is startled) You want to know who I am? (straightens up) I am known as Dan Phantom, the eventual combination of your Danny Phantom and Vlad Plasmius.
Box Ghost: (turns away from Dark Danny) Awesome! A future super ghost, who will serve me (Dark Danny's eyes widen) and do whatever I say!
Dark Danny: Excuse me. (the Box Ghost becomes scared) Do you say serve?
Box Ghost: (turns back to Dark Danny) Yeah. Why?
(Off-screen, we hear Dark Danny blast the Box Ghost; the Box Ghost slams against the wall, bound in ectoplasmic ropes.)
Box Ghost: BEWARE!
(Dark Danny shoots ectoplasm and gags the Box Ghost; he flies up close, right in his face)
Dark Danny: No matter what era you're from, Box Ghost, you are still the most pathetic villain I've ever faced.
(Dark Danny floats over to Clockwork's time portal and turns it counterclockwise; the portal turns on and tunes in on the present. Dark Danny stands back as he watches Danny save Amity park from a missile attack, and happens to notice the statue of Danny in front of the mayor's office. Dark Danny becomes concerned)
Dark Danny: I've been out of the time stream for too long. Everything's changed. My younger self has come to terms with his powers (the portal switches to an image of outer space, somewhere near Uranus) and Vlad is lost somewhere in space.
(Dark Danny turns the portal counterclockwise even more, to a point during his final duel with Danny.)
Dark Danny: Returning to the present would be pointless. (turns around, walks away) The only way to get things back to the way they're supposed to be is to go back and stop me from helping Clockwork capture myself. (pauses, stops walking) That sounded a lot better in my head.
(Dark Danny walks over to the shelf where clockwork keeps his time medallions and takes one off the hook)
Dark Danny: But just as a precaution…
(Dark Danny uses his powers to turn the time medallion intangible and sticks it inside his chest; he pulls his hand out without the time medallion. The time medallion is wedged inside; Dark Danny shivers a little)
Dark Danny: Tingly… (straightens up, grins devilishly) … and immune to Father Time.
Voice: Impossible!
(Dark Danny's eyes widen. He turns around to see clockwork standing in front of the stairwell. Clockwork drops his groceries in astonishment)
Clockwork: (angry) I've looked into the future over a million times! You're supposed to be in the thermos! How did you get out?!
Dark Danny: (calmly, smiles) Clockwork: one of the oldest ghosts in the Ghost Zone. (steps forward) Perhaps your powers are waning with your age.
Clockwork: (calmly) This old geezer is still spry enough to put you back in the can.
(Clockwork raises his scepter and pushes the button on top, hoping to freeze Dark Danny in place. Dark Danny books around him and smiles at clockwork, knowing that he has beaten him. Clockwork panics)
Clockwork: (nervous, angry) What is the meaning of this?!
Dark Danny: (points with thumb) Have you taken a look at your inventory lately?
Clockwork: (looks at shelf, panics) My time medallion! What have you done with it?!
Dark Danny: That's for me to know… (raises fist; fist starts glowing green) … and for you to never find out.
(Dark Danny blasts Clockwork back with his ghost ray and knocks him down; he tries to make a run for the time portal. Clockwork gets up and rushes toward a curtain; he pulls it back to reveal a self-destruct button underneath a glass case)
Clockwork: Not so fast!
(Clockwork lifts up the case and slams the button; the time portal explodes. Dark Danny stops in his tracks. He looks down and his feet, disappointed, then, he laughs. Clockwork is confused)
Clockwork: What's so funny?
Dark Danny: (looks at Clockwork) You're forgetting, I terrorized the Ghost Zone for 10 years in my timeline. I know more than my younger self does now, including more than one way back in time.
(Dark Danny takes a deep breath and uses his ghostly wail to incapacitate Clockwork and shatter the window behind him. He jets out at a brilliant speed. Clockwork watches as Dark Danny flies toward a big purple portal; Clockwork panics)
Clockwork: The Ghost Zone's natural portals!
(Dark Danny flies into the purple portal and disappears. Clockwork gets back up and scurries toward another curtain; he pulls it back to reveal another time portal. Clockwork presses the button on top of his scepter and activates the portal)
Clockwork: Better see how this will affect the future.
(Clockwork presses the button on top of his scepter and the screen starts displaying images of the future, including the creation of a younger Dark Danny, the Nicktoons traveling to Earth 39, aka the Star Trek universe, and them engaging the Villain whose name isn't Shirley, powered by the 4 Reality Gems. Please note that everything will be explained as the story goes on.)
Clockwork: Yes… Yes, (turns to side, smiles) this could work.
(Clockwork floats away as we transition out of his layer and into the portal that Dark Danny flew through. Dark Danny laughs as we move past him and transition back to Jimmy's lab on Earth 24. Dark Danny flies out of the portal, now in 3-dimensional form, eyes closed and laughing.)
Dark Danny: At last! (opens eyes) I'm back! (stops, confused, looks around Jimmy's lab) Where am I? (looks at hands) How have I turned so bulgy?
(Dark Danny turns around and notices the interdimensional portal. He walks closer and reads a cartoon-ish description point just above the control console)
Dark Danny: "Interdimensional portal 3.0. If you have any questions about multiversal exploration, please contact James Isaac Neutron, currently residing in Retroville, Texas." (pulls back) So,... the Guys in White were right: the Multiverse is real. (looks at Interdimensional Portal, grins) And suddenly, time travel has got nothing on this. If I can harness the power of this device, I can bring countless worlds, including Amity Park, to their knees! (rubs chin, steps closer) But how do I work it?
(Dark Danny presses a button on the control console and deactivates the portal, causing VOX to shut down. He starts pressing random buttons until the portal reactivates, startling him. We cut to Fairy World on Earth 37. We transition slowly to inside Jorgen Von Strangle's headquarters; a purple portal opens right outside the bathroom door. The bathroom door swings open and some soap and toilet paper comes flying out, followed by a purple lava lamp. Back in Jimmy's lab, Dark Danny turns himself intangible to avoid getting hurt by everything flying out of the portal. The portal deactivates and Dark Danny turns himself tangible again. Dark Danny looks around at everything that came out of the portal and looks at the lava lamp; he frowns)
Dark Danny: A lava lamp? How underwhelming. (walks toward lava lamp) Still, I am part Plasmius, so, (picks up lava lamp) I do feel sort of nostalgic. (rubs dust off lava lamp)
(The lava lamp starts shaking and startles Dark Danny. He drops the lava lamp as a cloud of smoke emanates from it and out comes Norm the Genie, one of Timmy Turner's greatest foes. Several ribbons and confetti fly everywhere.)
Norm: Ah, finally! (bends back) Feels like I've been in there (straightens up) for 6 years!
Dark Danny: (looks at camera) There's no end to the surprises of today.
Norm: (looks at Dark Danny, confused) Hey, wait a minute. (points at Dark Danny) What's going on with you? (looks at hand, startled) What's going on with me?! (looks around Jimmy's lab) Where the heck am I?!
Dark Danny: (looks at Norm) You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Norm: (looks down at Dark Danny) Oh, I don't know. I've been around for a few thousand years; I think I can handle whatever your story is.
Dark Danny: Very well. My name is Dan Phantom, although some people refer to me as Dark Danny. I was born about 12 years ago in another dimension, in a dystopian timeline which has now been erased. I was captured by my younger self while on a trip to the past to reassure the events that created me would happen. I recently escaped my imprisonment and flew through a portal, thinking I'd wind up back on my Earth, but instead, I wound up here. (points at Interdimensional Portal) I discovered that portal behind you. (Norm looks behind him) I fiddled with the controls, (Norm turns back to Dark Danny) and that's what brought you here.
Norm: (wide eyed) Wow. You want to know the truth? That's actually NOT the craziest story I've ever heard.
Dark Danny: (raises eyebrow) Really?
Norm: Yeah. (serious) Now, let's get down to business. (tips head as if tipping hat) My name is Norm, the genie. And since you freed me from the magic lamp, I can now grant you 3 rule-free wishes.
Dark Danny: (intrigued) Wait a minute. 3 rule-free wishes? I can wish for anything?
Norm: Yep. Money, power, love-
Dark Danny: Even 3 more wishes?
Norm: (pulls in close as if whispering a secret, looks back and forth) Well, you can, although I recommend against it. My last master who did that almost suffocated on Mars. (raises eyebrows) True story. (pulls away)
Dark Danny: (pauses, shocked) Um, this is a lot to think about. Could I have a moment to think about it?
Norm: (sincere) Oh, yeah. Sure. Take your time. I'm not going anywhere.
Dark Danny: (turns around, smiles, in head) This is too good to be true. The multiverse has dropped a nigh-omnipotent genie into my lap. I could use those rule-free wishes to restore my timeline and make it impossible to erase!
(Dark Danny turns around and looks at Norm; Norm smiles at him devilishly. Dark Danny frowns and turns away again)
Dark Danny: (in head) No. I can't trust him. I can't trust this guy with such a delicate wish. (turns around, looks at Norm) He's got the same look in his eye that I do. (turns away again) But there must be some way I can take advantage of his powers. Maybe there's something that he wants as much as I do. (turns to side) And, perhaps, with my newfound discovery of the multiverse… (smiles) Yes… (looks at Norm) Yes, that could work! (out loud) Do you have something that you really want?
Norm: Huh? Why do you-
Dark Danny: Just answer the question.
Norm: Well, I really want to be able to travel the world without worrying about a master or another magic lamp. Especially (frowns, snaps fingers, Canadian outfit materializes) Canada. Someone's gotta teach them a lesson. (snaps fingers again, Canadian outfit disappears)
Dark Danny: (smiles) Norm, I have a proposition for you: you grant me my every wish and help me accomplish my plans, and once we're done, I'll set you free- from your lamp- permanently.
Norm: (shocked, raises eyebrows) Wait?! Do you mean that? (Dark Danny smiles; pauses, rubs chin; reaches out hand, Dark Danny shakes hand) Mr. Phantom, you've got a deal.
Dark Danny: (smiles) Excellent. And, please, call me Dan. (walks toward Norm, pushes Norm aside) But before we proceed, let's conference in another dimension. (starts pushing buttons on control console)
Norm: What are you doing?
Dark Danny: (focuses on control console) We can't afford this (points to description plate) James Neutron to catch on to us.
Norm: Good point.
(The Interdimensional Portal activates; Dark Danny sticks his head through. On the other side of the portal, Dark Danny's head returns to normal; he looks around and smiles.)
Dark Danny: Perfect.
(Dark Danny steps through and Norm follows, returning to his normal 2D state himself)
Norm: (looks around, intrigued) Wow. This place is pretty big. (looks at arms, excited) Hey, I'm me again! (Looks at Dark Danny, curious, points) Have you always looked like that?
Dark Danny: (looks at hand) Yes. It seems that we change appearance with every new universe we enter.
Norm: (looks around) Speaking of which, where are we?
Dark Danny: (looks around) According to the portal machine, we're on Earth 56. To be more precise, a pocket dimension simply called Nowhere.
Norm: (looks up and down) There's not a lot of stuff here.
Dark Danny: I think that's the idea.
Norm: (looks at Dark Danny) So, what's the plan? What are we doing here?
Dark Danny: (keeps back turned to Norm) Norm, there are countless worlds out there; they're like apples, ripe for the picking. (gestures with arm) From here, we'll build a lair greater than anyone has ever seen, and plot our revenge against our enemies (slowly pumps fist) and their allies. (laughs evilly; Norm joins in)
(We transition a couple months later, back into Jimmy's backyard on Earth 24. Suddenly, a huge cloud of blue sparkles flashes with the word "GONG!" in front; the cloud Fades away and there is Dark Danny and Norm. Dark Danny, now wearing a strange device on his right wrist, looks at Jimmy's Clubhouse with the very serious look on his face while Norm looks everywhere else, smiling)
Norm: Wow. I know this is going to sound weird, but I'm feeling oddly sentimental.
Dark Danny: And why is that?
Norm: Well, this plan of yours may be complex, but it's also brilliant and I have a thing for stuff like that. And we started only 2 months ago.
Dark Danny: (annoyed) Yes, if I had an ounce of humanity left, I'd be feeling the same way, but I don't, so, I'm not. (pauses, looks at Norm) Let's get to work.
(Dark Danny turns intangible and descends into the ground, startling and confusing Norm. Norm looks down at the ground for a moment, wondering what his latest master is done)
Norm: (slaps head) Oh, right. He's a ghost.
(Norm snaps his fingers and disappears in another cloud of sparkles; he reappears in another cloud of sparkles back down in Jimmy's lab. The Interdimensional Portal is gone and Dark Danny is looking at the empty space)
Dark Danny: The portal is gone. (smiles) That's good. (looks at Norm) Norm, I wish for a one-man rocket that looks like it's still being worked on.
(Norm snaps his fingers and a cloud of blue sparkles with the word "GONG!" up front appears; the cloud dissipates and a vehicle, bearing resemblance to a missile, is left behind. An enormous blue tarp floats over the rocket and slowly drops on top; there is a note attached to the tarp that reads "Sheen, do NOT look under this blanket! J.N.". Dark Danny flies up to the ceiling and holds at his hand; Norm grabs his hand, the two turning tangible, and fly up to the roof. Norm let's go with Dark Danny's hand and shivers. Dark Danny points to the sky)
Dark Danny: And now I wish for a planet, millions of light years away.
Norm: Uh, any specifics? Color of planet? Shape of planet? Inhabitants?
Dark Danny: (puts arm down, looks at Norm) Just make sure that it can support human life. (pauses, shrugs) Go crazy.
Norm: (smiles, cracks fingers) Alright!
(Norm raises his hand and snaps his fingers. Exactly 4 million and one light years away, a huge cloud of blue sparkles with the word "GONG!" in front of it appears; the clown dissipates, revealing a small, ridged, green globe with a huge spike running through the middle. Back on Earth, Norm conjures up a large telescope and Dark Danny looks through)
Norm: (gestures to sky) Behold! I call it Zeenu. It's got everything: its own aliens, customs, history, and a special surprise: (whispers in Dark Danny's ear)
Dark Danny: (nods head, smiles) Impressive. (telescope dissipates) Now, (floats up) let's get down (floats behind clubhouse; Norm follows)
Norm: So, what do we do now?
Dark Danny: (grins) Watch true genius at play. (pauses) Oh, and I wish for 3 more wishes.
(Norm snaps his fingers and another cloud of blue sparkles with the word "GONG!" surrounds the two of them. Off in the distance, we hear the voice of Sheen Estevez, Jimmy's 2nd best friend, singing)
Norm: (squints) Who is that?
(Dark Danny pulls up the device on his wrist and presses a button; a screen flips up, revealing it to be a wrist computer. Dark Danny types on a keyboard on the computer and pulls up a profile on Sheen)
Dark Danny: According to the data we've collected, that's Sheen Estevez, one of Jimmy Neutron's best friends.
Sheen: (singing) I like chickens, I like pants, but I don't like chickens in my pants! Chicken in my pants, CHICKENS IN MY PAAANTS! (Dark Danny and Norm plug their ears and wince; Sheen walks in Jimmy's clubhouse)
Norm: Aw, yes: one of Neutron's friends finds the rocket, gets in the rocket and activates it, blasts through the roof and into space, and Neutron and his friends go after him to bring him back.
Dark Danny: That's right. And that will take Neutron out of the picture and eliminate one of the biggest threats to my plan.
(We cut to inside Jimmy's lab, where Sheen has pulled down the blue tarp and discovers Dark Danny's one man rocket; he notices another note that says "Sheen, do NOT get into this rocket! J.N."
Sheen: "Sheen, do NOT get into this rocket! J.N." (turns around, shouts) Jimmy Neutron! Someone named J.N. is putting all these notes in your lab!
(Sheen opens the hatch and climbs inside; he sees another note that says "Sheen, do NOT push this button. J.N.")
Sheen: "Sheen, do NOT push this button. J.N." (pulls note out) Don't push what button? There's so many! (pushes buttons) No, no, no, not that one, no. (pushes green button; rocket fires up) Oops!
(The hatch closes on Sheen and the rocket blasts through the roof: Dark Danny and Norm duck down to avoid any debris)
Sheen: I DIDN'T DO IT!
(There is now a big hole in the roof of Jimmy's clubhouse, and there is smoke coming out of it. Dark Danny and Norm pull their heads back up; Dark Danny, who turned intangible to avoid getting hit by any debris, turns tangible again)
Norm: You were right: that was genius.
Dark Danny: (floats up) The domino effect has been initiated on Earth 24. (lands on roof, pauses; turns around, looks at Norm) Let's get back to the Nowhere Dimension before we're noticed.
(Norm snaps his fingers and the two villains disappear in another cloud of blue sparkles with the word "GONG!" in front. we transitioned to downtown Retroville, where we see Jimmy and his best friend, Carl Wheezer, walking down the sidewalk)
Carl: So, what are we doing today?
Jimmy: Well, my parents are going out on a hot date tonight.
Carl: (surprised) Really?
Jimmy: Yeah. Did you know that, for a while, I thought that my parent's marriage was failing?
Carl: No.
Jimmy: Yeah, but lately, they seem to have patched things up. I'm actually really happy for them. (Carl sighs; looks at Carl) What's wrong, Carl?
Carl: (looks at ground) I just wish I had someone special in my life.
(Jimmy is shocked and stops walking; Carl stops, too)
Jimmy: (confused) What?! I thought you were dating Elke Elkberg!
Carl: (sad) No, she said that a long distance relationship from Switzerland was too hard on her.
Jimmy: (upset) When did this happen?!
Carl: About 3 weeks ago.
Jimmy: Oh, Carl! I'm so sorry! I had no idea! (pauses, puts hand on Carl's shoulder) Tell you what: I'll go get Sheen and we'll help find you a new girlfriend.
(In the background, Dark Danny's rocket starts hurtling toward Jimmy and Carl)
Carl: (perks up, gasps) You mean it, Jimmy?!
Jimmy: (takes hand off Carl) Well, of course.
Carl: Aw! (Sheen's screaming is heard in the background) Thanks, Jim.
(Dark Danny's rocket flies just above Jimmy and Carl's heads, causing them to almost lose their balance)
Carl: (petrified) JIMMY! (points at rocket) What was that?!
Jimmy: (fiddles with watch) I don't know! (watch opens; points miniature satellite dish at rocket) If I can get a good reading on it…
(After a few seconds, a close-up of Sheen in the rocket appears on the screen of Jimmy's watch; Jimmy is shocked)
Jimmy: It's a one-man rocket! And Sheen is inside!
Carl: (shocked) Sheen?!
Sheen: (screaming)
Jimmy: (continues to fiddle with watch, moves arm around) Tracing the ion engine trail, left by the rocket to… (stops; confused, shocked) …my lab?!
Carl: (points up at rocket) Jimmy! (Jimmy turns around) Do something! Sheen's about to fly into space!
Jimmy: I know! (aims watch at Dark Danny's rocket) I'll use one of my universal remote antennas!
(Jimmy shoots a small, gray module from his watch at Dark Danny's rocket, but it misses; Sheen starts to leave the atmosphere)
Jimmy: Gas planet! He's too far away now! (pauses; turns around, runs)
Carl: (runs after Jimmy) Wait for me, Jimmy!
Jimmy: (dials on watch) Cindy! It's me!
Cindy: (on watch, romantically) Hey, Hunk-muffin. How's it going?
Jimmy: (frantic) We have an emergency! Sheen is in trouble! Get Libby and meet me and Carl at the lab!
Cindy: (on watch, sobers up) I'm on it!
(We transitioned back to Jimmy's lab; Jimmy is next to the spot where the one-man rocket was, explaining everything he knows about the situation to Cindy and Libby)
Jimmy: (serious) Guys, we have a situation: someone planted a one-man rocket in my lab and Sheen took off in it. He's lost somewhere in space.
Libby: (sassy) I knew it; that boy is always getting himself into trouble!
Cindy: Then, why are you dating him?
Libby: (looks at Cindy, smiles) I told you: he's super sweet, in an obsessive geeky kind of way.
Jimmy: (Goddard pulls up map of space) Judging by the velocity he was traveling, also accounting for gravity, wind resistance, and approximate amount of fuel, (points at map) I estimate he's about 5 million light years away or less. (stops pointing at map) and spring break ends in 4 days, so we need to leave at 8:00 at the latest if we're going to get him back. (Goddard switches to hologram of JimBus; points at hologram) We'll be taking the JimBus.
(We cut to Carl, who is suddenly holding suitcases and wearing a sun hat)
Carl: (excitedly) Road trip!
(Cindy and Libby look at Carl and each other, confused)
Libby: (points at Carl) Where did he get the suitcases?
(Cindy shrugs; we zoom in on the JimBus hologram, which transitions to the real JimBus, just a few minutes later, as Jimmy is busy storing some of his greatest inventions in his Hypercube. Cindy watches him, curiously)
Cindy: (points at Hypercube) Why are you bringing so many inventions with you?
Jimmy: You know what I always say: "Always prepare for any eventuality".
Cindy: (confused, annoyed) I've only ever heard you say that once.
Jimmy: (picks up Hypercube) I usually say it in my head.
Cindy: (irritated) That doesn't count.
Jimmy: (walks on bus) Sure it does.
(Cindy follows Jimmy on the JimBus; Carl and Libby are already in their seats. Jimmy and Cindy sit down; Jimmy sets a few of the controls, then turns around to look at everyone else)
Jimmy: Is everyone ready? (everybody nods) Alright. Then, (turns back around) fasten your seatbelts everyone.; it's going to be a bumpy ride. (presses button on dashboard) Atomic batteries to power… (flips switch) Turbines to speed…
(We cut to outside, where we see Jimmy's Dad in a tuxedo, walking toward Jimmy's clubhouse)
Jimmy's Dad: (holds hand to mouth) Hey, Jimjam. Have you seen my fancy tie? The one with the ducks on it?
(There is some rumbling in Jimmy's clubhouse; the roof opens up and the JimBus rises out, preparing to launch. Jimmy's Dad looks at it, curiously. The JimBus blasts off, leaving a huge, black cloud of smoke)
Jimmy's Dad: (coughs; looks to side, rubs chin) Hmm… Looks like the Jimster is off having another adventure. (smiles) Oh, well. (turns around, walks toward house) I'll find it myself.
(We cut to outer space, right outside the Earth's atmosphere. Inside the JimBus, Jimmy continues to fiddle with the controls on the dashboard)
Jimmy: Okay, so, if we travel at hyperspeed, the odds we'll arrive where Sheen is will be 47 to 1.
Cindy: (concerned) Won't that exhaust our fuel supply?
Jimmy: (looks at Cindy) Not necessarily. I still have some hydro-quantum energy from our visit to Mars a few months ago; we'll be fine. (turns away, pulls switch)
(The JimBus starts careening at an incredible speed; inside, Everyone is pushed back in their seat and starts shaking violently)
Jimmy: (reaches up, grabs lever) Adjusting cabin for hyperspeed differential! (pulls lever)
(Everything inside the JimBus settles down for a moment, when suddenly, the ship's computer starts bleeping like crazy)
Carl: What's that sound?
Jimmy: Sensors indicate the formation of a spatial anomaly at 12:00.
(Carl and Libby start looking at their wrists as if looking at a watch)
Cindy: (annoyed) No! No! 12:00 means straight ahead!
Carl and Libby: Oh.
(Jimmy hits the brakes and stops the JimBus right next to Pluto, just as a wormhole opens up right in front of the vehicle)
Jimmy: Phew! That was close.
Carl: What is that, Jimmy?
Jimmy: It's a wormhole. Don't you remember, Carl?
Carl: Oh, right.
Jimmy: (looks at computer on dashboard, eyes widen) Goddard, are you seeing what I'm seeing?!
Cindy: (curious) What is it?
Jimmy: (excited) This is too good to be true.
Libby: (curiouser) What is?
Jimmy: According to these readings, there is an ion trail emanating on the other side of this wormhole; but that could be due to interference from something like background radiation!
Libby: Mm-hmm. And again in english?
Jimmy: (looks at Libby) There's a 75-80% chance that this wormhole will take us to wherever Sheen went!
Libby: (excited) Then, what are we waiting for?! Let's go!
(Libby grabs the throttle on the dashboard and pushes it forward; the JimBus flies straight into the wormhole, with the wormhole closing behind them. We zoom in on a portal behind one of Pluto's moons, as it's revealed that Norm has been watching the whole thing)
Norm: That was brilliant thinking, Dan…
(We cut to the other side of the portal, in Dark Danny's new lair in the Nowhere Dimension; the portal in front of Norm closes. Norm turns to look at Dark Danny)
Norm: …sending Neutron through a hole into the future.
Dark Danny: (serious) Yes, with Neutron preoccupied, I'm able to move on to more pressing matters.
(Dark Danny walks over to a big, gray metal chest and opens it; he starts rummaging around inside)
Norm: (curious) And what might that be?
Dark Danny: (very serious) Phase 2. (grabs something, turns around; really serious) Tell me, Norm: do you know who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
(We transition to Bikini Bottom via bubbles, as per the show, at night.)
French Narrator: Ah, Bikini Bottom: a literal Sea of Tranquility in a world of chaos. It is home to one of my favorite creatures, and closest friends: (transition to SpongeBob's house) SpongeBob SquarePants,...
(We cut to SpongeBob's bedroom; SpongeBob is sleeping)
French Narrator: …fry cook extraordinaire, and now also the manager of the Krusty Krab 2.
SpongeBob: (wakes up) Open everyday except Sunday. Come in and try our Coral Bits: they are a touch of Heaven. (falls back asleep)
French Narrator: (disturbed) Eh, right. (cut to outside house) Now, where was I? (camera moves past Squidward's house to Patrick's) Ah, yes! The Krusty Krab 2: (cut the Krusty Krab 2) one of only 2 places to get a Krabby Patty…
(Suddenly, a dark blue mushroom cloud with the word "GONG!" appears and dissipates, Leaving behind Dark Danny and norm. Norm is holding a high-tech helmet in his arm while dark Danny is wearing a mask and oxygen tank)
French Narrator: Oh, what have we here?
Norm: So, where is this King Neptune's Castle?
Dark Danny: According to our data, straight down (points down road) this road. (starts walking; Norm follows)
French Narrator: (excited) Actual criminal masterminds!
(We transition a few minutes later, just outside King Neptune's Castle; as Dark Danny and Norm try to find a place to sneak in, the French narrator continues to talk about them)
French Narrator: True, (Dark Danny and Norm perk up) Bikini Bottom was once plagued by the evil genius of Plankton, (Dark Danny and Norm look up and down) but he has been locked up tight ever since his endeavors with the Evil Syndicate!
Dark Danny: (looks around) Who said that?
French Narrator: In fact, the town's police force is top-notch.
Dark Danny: (looks at Norm) Norm, track down the sound!
Norm: (annoyed, looks at Dark Danny) What do you think I'm doing?!
French Narrator: They're not the kind of guys who sit around, eating donuts all day.
Norm: (looks up, points) Look! (Dark Danny looks up) Up there!
French Narrator: They're the kind of men who make sure that crime doesn't pay!
Dark Danny: (points finger up) Shut up. (shoots ghost ray)
(Dark Danny's ghost ray hits the French Narrator's helmet and blasts a hole, causing water to flow inside. Startled, the French Narrator falls to the ground, drowning)
Dark Danny: (looks at Norm) Norm, send him back to the surface; we can't afford to draw any attention to ourselves.
(Norm snaps his fingers and the French Narrator disappears in another dark blue mushroom cloud with the word "GONG!" in front. We cut to inside the castle, where we see Dark Danny use his powers to walk Norm and himself through the wall, causing Norm to shiver again. The 2 walk quietly to King Neptune's bedroom)
Dark Danny: (quietly) Do you have a Neptune in your universe?
Norm: Well, he prefers to be called Poseidon.
Dark Danny: So, that's a yes.
Norm: Yes.
Dark Danny: What is he like?
Norm: Well, he's an idiot! He's a party animal! In fact, all those supposed (makes quotation marks with his fingers) "greek gods" are. (pauses) It's weird: everyone seems to consider them to be advanced, but I just don't see it.
(Dark Danny and Norm arrive at King Neptune's bedroom, with the door already open)
Dark Danny: (gestures to King Neptune) Well, what do you think of this one?
Norm: (pauses, impressed) I think my universe has something to learn from this one.
Dark Danny: (pauses, holds out hand) Hand me that helmet.
(Norm hands Dark Danny the helmet; he floats directly above King Neptune, preparing the place to helmet on his head)
Dark Danny: (looks back and forth between Norm and Neptune, whispers) In my dimension, there was a ghost called Nocturn who used helmets like these to keep people asleep, so, he could harness their dreams for power; he was tough, I'll admit, but I managed to beat him, too. Either way, this helmet should make it easier to transfer him to the Nowhere Dimension for experimentation.
(Dark Danny slowly place Nocturn's helmet on King Neptune's head; King Neptune reacts a little, but ultimately into a deeper sleep. Dark Danny looks at Norm)
Dark Danny: That was easier than I thought. (looks at Norm) Let's get him back to the lair.
(We transition back to Dark Danny's lair, where we see Dark Danny and Norm setting up 2 large, metallic boxes with glass panes; Norm carries a still-sleeping King Neptune inside)
Dark Danny: (looks at laser) These cloning devices you conjured up seem pretty obscure. (looks at Norm) Where did you get it from?
Norm: (cocky) Where do you think?! Neutron! (curious) Why?
Dark Danny: (looks at King Neptune) It doesn't matter. (pauses) Begin cloning procedure.
(Norm pulls a switch on the cloning machine and closes the hatch on the first box. A cloud of smoke surrounds King Neptune as a duplicate version appears in the other box; Norm turns off the machine and the smoke dissipates. The Neptune Clone opens his eyes as Dark Danny laughs and approaches him; the hatch on the other box opens)
Dark Danny: (smiles) Excellent. (stops, serious) Do you (Neptune Clone looks down at him) know who I am?
Neptune Clone: Yes. (pauses; Dark Danny smiles; excited, jumps up) You are food!
(The Neptune Clone tries to jump Dark Danny, startling him. We watch Norm grimace as the Neptune clone tries to swallow Dark Danny off-screen. We hear something powering up, a flash of green light, and a sizzling skeleton fall over, implying that Dark Danny has destroyed the first Neptune Clone)
Dark Danny: (angry) What did you do?!
Norm: I don't know! His brain (twirls finger next to head) was out of whack; the machine (gestures to cloning machine) must not be set up right.
Dark Danny: (shouts) Then, fix it and we'll try again! (looks away) We'll work on this all night if we have to.
(A time card that says "20 Clones Later" flashes against the screen)
French narrator: 20 clones later.
Dark Danny: (rises from bottom of screen) I thought I told you to shut up. (blasts at screen; French Narrator groans)
(We cut back to Dark Danny standing in front of the cloning machine; we watch as Norm places a small glass case of sponge shavings next to King Neptune)
Norm: Alright, Clone #22. These samples that we got from that SpongeBob fella should make this clone more susceptible to you.
Dark Danny: (looks back at Norm) Let's hope so. (turns back around) Begin cloning procedure.
(Norm pulls the switch and once again a cloud of smoke surrounds King Neptune and the SpongeBob samples; another Neptune clone is created. Norm shuts down the cloning machine and Dark Danny approaches the latest Neptune clone)
Dark Danny: Do you know (Neptune Clone looks down at him) who I am?
Neptune Clone: (pauses) You are… (eyes widen) the creator! (bows down)
Dark Danny: (smiles, looks back at Norm) Good work, Norm.
Norm: (sarcastic) Well, it's about time somebody appreciated my work around here.
Dark Danny: (frowns; turns back to Neptune clone) I have a job for you.
Neptune Clone: (straightens up, excited) Anything! Just name it!
Dark Danny: I'm sending you back to Bikini Bottom to keep an eye on the citizens, especially one named SpongeBob SquarePants; make sure he doesn't have contact with anyone outside of Earth 56.
Neptune Clone: (bows again) It will be done, sir.
Dark Danny: Good. (Neptune Clone straightens up; picks up crown) you're going to need this. (places crown on Neptune Clone's head) Norm, bring him the trident.
(Norm floats on screen, struggling to carry King Neptune's trident; the Neptune Clone grabs the handle and picks it up with ease. Norm, out of breath, is confused)
Norm: (looks at camera) Must be like that guy with the hammer.
(Dark Danny walks over to a duplicate of Jimmy's Interdimensional Portal and opens one back to King Neptune's bedroom. The Neptune Clone floats through and the portal closes behind him, just as the real King Neptune's squire walks in the doorway)
Squire: Your highness?
Neptune Clone: (turns around) Yes?
Squire: It's time for you to address the populace.
Neptune Clone: I'll be right there.
(We cut back to Dark Danny's lair)
Dark Danny: (serious) With Bikini Bottom under surveillance, I believe it's time to screw up one more world. (walks over, sits down) Tell me, Norm: how shall I best destroy your world?
(Norm grins evilly. A time card that says "4 months later" flashes against the screen)
French Narrator: (whispers) 4 months later.
(Dark Danny walks through the door to part of his lab, obviously angry. He walks past Norm, who is sitting in a chair, reading a copy of "Da Rules''. Norm looks up, concerned)
Dark Danny: 4 months.
Norm: Okay: (puts Da Rules down) What's got your beef this time?
Dark Danny: It's been 4 months, Norm; (looks at Norm) We've made 3 attempts on Earth 37, caused 4 major incidents, all of which should have destroyed Timmy Turner, yet we've been unable to separate him from his fairy godparents. (looks away) Their capacity to stick together this long, for over 50 years, is beyond my understanding of science OR life!
Norm: 50 ye- (slaps head) Oh, right. Turner's secret wish.
Dark Danny: (looks down) It's out of character for me to say, (looks back ) but I'm throwing in the towel. (Norm looks surprised) We can't afford to keep knocking away at your universe like this.
Norm: (confused) Hold on a minute. You're giving up just like that? Why don't you just try another Earth instead?
Dark Danny: I told you, Norm: this is all about my younger self. The last time I encountered him, I miscalculated; his resolve was stronger than I anticipated. He might be willing to sacrifice one, maybe even 2 worlds to stop me, but 3, all of which he has connections with?! (laughs) Well, you know what would have happened, (serious) but the plan won't work without all of them. (turns away, walks away)
Norm: Ah, smoof! (goes back to reading Da Rules) I guess it's back to the lamp for me- (eyes widen, sits up in chair) Hello! What's this?!
Dark Danny: (perks up, turns around) What? (walks behind Norm) What is it? (looks over Norm's shoulder) What are you reading?
Norm: (closes book, holds up cover) Oh, it's just my copy of Da Rules. (Dark Danny scowls) I got it from Turner's friend Cosm-
Dark Danny: (serious) I'm aware of that; what page is it?
Norm: Oh. (opens book again) It's just an article about what will happen if there's a Fairy civil war.
Dark Danny: Fairy… (grins) …civil… (makes an evil face) …war?
Norm: (Gets out of chair) Yeah. Here, I'll read it to you; it says "If any fairy opposes the current government of Fairy World, they have the right to declare civil war, in which all the fairies in the universe will be split into two groups. Whichever group wins gets complete control over all magical creatures and Da Rules".
Dark Danny: (smiles) Norm, (Norm looks at him; points at Norm) you're a genius.
Norm: (confused) I am? (closes book) I mean, (looks at camera, smiles) I am.
Dark Danny: (walks over to Interdimensional Portal, fiddles with controls) If we can trigger a civil war on Fairy World, we might be able to eliminate the threat of both Timmy Turner and fairy godparents altogether. (Interdimensional Portal activates)
Norm: (confused) Well, shouldn't I come too?
Dark Danny: (keeps back to norm) No, Norm. This is a job for me alone. We can't afford anyone to recognise you. (jumps into Interdimensional Portal)
Norm: Oh, well. Time to look at my shelf of useless things to read while my master possibly makes a fool of himself. (laughs)
(We zoom into Norm's body and transition to Timmy's house in Dimmsdale, California on Earth 37. We cut to Timmy's bedroom, where Timmy's alarm blares loudly. Timmy slams his fist on the clock and splits it in half; he sits up, stretches his arms, and pulls up close to his fishbowl on his nightstand, smiling widely)
Timmy: (happy) Gooood morning, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof!
(The 2 big fish pull out 2 magic wands and smile while the little fish pulls out a small rattle and smiles, too; the fish disappear and reappear as Timmy's fairies, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof.)
Cosmo and Wanda: (happy) Morning, Timmy.
Poof: (waves arms) Poof! Poof!
(Timmy snaps his fingers and Cosmo and Wanda use their wands to "poof" Timmy's clothes on him.)
Timmy: I have a feeling that today (walks off-screen) is going to be a great day!
(We cut to Timmy's kitchen; Timmy sits down at the table as his mom brings him some disgusting-looking pancakes. Timmy picks up his fork, jabs the stack, and shoves it all in his mouth)
Timmy: (syrup drips on chin) Mmmmm! (looks at camera, mouth full) Don't let my mom fool you; (looks in direction of mom) It may look awful, (looks at camera) but it's actually very delicious. (swallows pancakes)
(Suddenly, Timmy's Dad backs their car into the wall and busts a huge hole in it. The car has 2 fins on each side and one on top and 2 engines on each side as well. Timmy's Dad sticks head out the window to look at Timmy)
Timmy's Dad: Oooooh, Timmy! Check it out: I've converted our station wagon into a station-ROCKET! Do you want me to drive you to school?!
(Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof change themselves into Timmy's school supplies. Timmy gets out of his seat and walks to the rocket-car)
Timmy: (smiles) You've got it, Dad.
(Timmy climbs in the rocket-car and jets off to school; we see the road wave up and down as Timmy and his dad race all the way to the school. Just as they approach the school, Timmy's Dad hits the brakes and bumps Francis, the gray-skinned bully of the school, and knocks him into a group of trash cans. Timmy jumps out of the rocket-car)
Timmy: Thanks, (slams car door) Dad!
(Timmy's Dad speeds away, causing the rocket-car to blow out a big cloud of smoke, which fills up the whole screen; we transition to Timmy's classroom, where we see Mr. Crocker grading everyone's papers)
Mr. Crocker: (smiles) F! F! F! F! F! (stops, frowns, confused) Wait a minute? This is Timmy Turner's paper. (scratches head) And he got an (looks up, shocked) A++?!
A.J.: (frightened) What?! But that's better than me! (cries, lies head on desk; Timmy smiles)
(We cut to the lunch room, where we see the lunch ladies serving some terrible looking tuna casserole. Timmy looks at the meal with disgust)
Timmy: (exaggeratedly) Boy, I sure WISH we could have the food that the staff keeps in the back!
(Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, disguised as Timmy's silverware, raise their wands and rattle respectively; a huge orange cloud with the word "FOOD!" fills the room. Suddenly, everyone's food changes to burgers, pizza, hot dogs, cake, and cookies. All the students cheer while the lunch ladies run out of the back with the tuna casserole all over their face)
Lunch Lady: Ahh! Someone switched our food for the tuna casserole!
(Timmy laughs. We transition back to Timmy's house and Timmy's bedroom, where we see Cosmo and Wanda wearing a tuxedo and dress respectively)
Timmy: That was the best day ever!
Wanda: (combing swirl) It's even better since you allowed us to have date night tonight.
Cosmo: Yeah! I can't wait to dance the flamenco! (raises wand, conjures a radio and casual clothing; starts doing the macarena)
Wanda: (annoyed) Cosmo! That's the macarena!
Cosmo: (stops) Don't be silly, Wanda! This is the macarena! (conjures a tutu, starts dancing ballet)
Wanda: (rolls eyes, looks at Timmy) Are you sure you'll be okay watching Poof?
Timmy: Come on, Wanda: it's been 3 weeks since Father Time reversed my secret wish; have I done anything truly irresponsible since then?
Wanda: (rubs chin, looks up) Actually, (looks at Timmy, smiles) No!
Timmy: Don't worry. I've got this.
Wanda: (stops smiling) Okay, (raises wand, conjures up huge, white box) but just in case, (cuts to Timmy smiling with his eyes closed) here's our emergency kit. (drops kit on Timmy)
Timmy: Ow!
Wanda: We'll be back at 9:00. (waves) See you, sport!
Cosmo: (waves) And you, too, Poof!
Poof: (waves) Poof! Poof!
Timmy: (under box, stressed, waves) See ya…
(Cosmo and Wanda disappear to Fairy World. Timmy climbs out from under the kit and opens the lid)
Timmy: Okay, Poof: (pulls out 4 blue blocks of different sizes) you go play with these blocks (hands blocks to Poof) while I (points behind with thumb) go play "Crash Nebula".
(We cut to Timmy pushing the power button on his console; the TV screen flashes "Crash Nebula in Power Plant". Timmy makes Crash Nebula water a plant that grows big enough to eat him. Upon losing, Timmy presses the reset button and tries again. We transition outside where we see a portal open several feet above the ground; Dark Danny flies out as the portal closes behind him. He looks down at Timmy's window.)
Dark Danny: Beware, Timmy Turner, 'cause 5th times a charm. (laughs)
(Dark Danny turns himself invisible and flies through the open window; he looks over at Poof,then at Timmy. He flies inside Timmy and overshadows him. Timmy squirms a little, then settles down; Dark Danny opens Timmy's eyes, which have turned red. He chuckles)
Dark Danny: Excellent.
Poof: (bumps Dark Danny with block; Dark Danny looks at Poof) Poof, poof?
Dark Danny: Oh, hey, uh,...
Poof: Poof?
Dark Danny: Yeah, that's right, Poof! (stands up) I… just remembered: (walks to bathroom) I need to use the bathroom…
(Dark Danny opens the bathroom door and stops when he realizes there's no window; he closes the door back)
Dark Danny: …over at my friend's house. Yeah, (walks over to window) that's right. Good ol' whatshisname. (step out window, points at Poof) You stay right there. I'll be right back.
(Dark Danny walks out on the roof. Poof scratches his head)
Poof: Poof, poof?
(We cut to outside the house; Dark Danny hops off the roof)
Dark Danny: He doesn't suspect a thing.
(Dark Danny runs off screen. We cut Mr. Crocker's house. Dark Danny knocks on the door and is greeted by Mr. Crocker's mom, wearing a night mask and curlers, which grosses him out.)
Dark Danny: Um, excuse me. Is this… Mr. Crocker's house?
Mr. Crocker's Mom: (crabby) It's 7:30 in the evening! What could you possibly want my son for at this time of day?!
Mr. Crocker: (off-screen) Mother! (walks on-screen, inside house) Don't send him away! He could be the guy delivering my magazines! (stops, looks at Dark Danny in Timmy's body; confused) Turner! (walks in doorway) What are you doing here?
Dark Danny: (grabs Mr. Crocker's arm, pulls him outside) Do you mind if I borrow your son?
Mr. Crocker's Mom: You can keep him! He takes up so much space!
Mr. Crocker: (hurt) Mother!
(Mr. Crocker's Mom slams the door and locks it. Dark Danny pulls Mr. Crocker around his garage)
Mr. Crocker: (confused) How come your voice is suddenly so cool, Turner?!
Dark Danny: (confused) Suddenly? (looks at camera) How bad was this kid's voice before?
(Dark Danny opens a side door on the garage and pulls Mr. Crocker inside; we cut to inside the Crocker Cave as Dark Danny pulls him inside and lets go)
Mr. Crocker: (angry) You better have a good explanation for dragging me down to my own secret lair at this time of night without my permission!
Dark Danny: Oh, I do. You see, I had a confession I just needed to make.
Mr. Crocker: (excited) Ooooo! I love confessions! (holds up fingers) Hold that thought.
(Mr. Crocker runs off-screen multiple times to get a video camera, a chair, and popcorn. He sits down quickly, turns on the camera, and picks up the popcorn)
Mr. Crocker: Alright, Turner! What's your confession?!
Dark Danny: Well, do you remember when you started suspecting me of having fairies?
Mr. Crocker: (calm, curious) You mean when you brought a dog in a pollywollyoptasaurus suit for show-and-tell?
Dark Danny: Actually, that wasn't a dog in a suit. Not the whole time, anyway.
Mr. Crocker: (curiouser) What do you mean?
Dark Danny: I swapped it out at the last minute because I was afraid of what my parents would think if I had brought a dinosaur into school.
Mr. Crocker: (rubs chin) Well, I suppose that makes sense, (stops, points at Dark Danny) but that still doesn't explain how you got that dinosaur in the first place. (leans up in Dark Danny's face) Let me guess: A.J. cloned it for you?
Dark Danny: Nope. Someone else helped conjure it for me that day.
Mr. Crocker: (hopeful) You don't mean…
Dark Danny: (nods head) Their names are Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, and they're my fairy godparents.
Mr Corcker: (ecstatic) AH-HA! I knew It! I knew it all along! (jumps, points at ceiling) You hear that, mother?!
Mr. Crocker's Mom: (upstairs) Denzel? What are you still doing in the house?!
(Mr. Crocker continues to celebrate as Dark Danny exits Timmy's body. Timmy holds his head as he regains control over himself)
Timmy: (confused, worried; looks around) What's going on here? (looks at Dark Danny, scared) Who are you?!
Dark Danny: (looks around, sarcastic) Who? (looks at Timmy, gestures to himself) Me? (Timmy nods; serious, leans in Timmy's face) I'm your worst nightmare! (grabs Timmy's shirt, picks Timmy up; activates wrist computer) Norm, (Timmy's eyes widen) I wish we were back in the Nowhere Dimension, and I had 3 more wishes!
Timmy: Norm?!
(A blue ameba-like shape with the word "GONG!" in front fills the screen as we cut back to Dark Danny's lair. Timmy looks around and notices Norm floating next to a stainless steel table. Dark Danny tosses Timmy upside down on the table, causing it to straighten out. Norm floats up to Timmy, grinning devilishly)
Timmy: Norm! What are you doing here?!
Norm: (grabs switch) What does it look like I'm doing? (pulls switch) I'm serving a new master. (Timmy is restrained to the table) A very clever one, at that. (laughs)
Dark Danny: Take cover. He'll be here any minute.
(Dark Danny and Norm run around into a dark corner)
Timmy: Who?! Who will be here?!
(Suddenly, the whole lair starts to shake)
Timmy: (calms down, nervous) Oh, right. Him.
Jorgen: (voice-over) Timmy Turner! (appears in mushroom cloud) You thought you could hide from me, but I found you using my (holds up small handheld device) GPS: Godchild Positioning System! (leans close) Oh, and by the way, being strapped to a table is (raises eyebrows) SO (lowers eyebrows) last year. (straightens up)
Timmy: (scared) Wait, Jorgen! You don't understand.
Jorgen: But more importantly, you, of all people, have revealed the existence of your fairy godparents, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof! For that reason, (raises magic device) I must erase your memory of every magical encounter you've ever had!
Timmy: Noooooo!
(The device flashes 3 times, erasing Timmy's memory and leaving him dizzy with swirls in his eyes. Jorgen puts away the devIce, laughing)
Jorgen: Success! (stops, looks around) Hey, wait a minute?! Where the heck am I?
Dark Danny: Now, Norm!
(Norm snaps his fingers and a butterfly net appears above Jorgen, dropping on top of him and frightening him)
Jorgen: Oh, no! A butterfly net! I'm as frightened as a kitten taking a bath! (cries)
Norm: Pathetic, isn't he?
(Dark Danny shoots out from behind the corner and flies inside Jorgen, overshadowing him. Jorgen struggles to maintain control as Norm uses his powers to levitate the net off of him. Jorgen drops to his knees as his eyes open, now having turned red, and an evil grin appears)
Norm: (curious) Dan? Are you alright? Can you control him?
Dark Danny: (evilly) He may have nerves of steel, but he has a head full of rocks; (looks at Norm) I think I can control (stands up) him for at least a few hours. (chuckles)
(We cut to Fairy World, more specifically, the Ancient Fairy Council Chambers; inside, the council deliberates over creating another change to Da Rules)
Fairy Elder 1: So, shall we reinstate the rule of not using magic outside our own universe?
Fairy Elder 2: Jorgen Von Strangle insisted on this rule after being temporarily combined with the interdimensional villain, Professor Calamitous, although he later regretted it when he was unable to expel a group of similar characters, the Evil Syndicate. And the odds are in favor of more invaders with similar intentions returning to Fairy World.
Fairy Elder 3: It's riskier if we reinstate this rule than if we don't.
Fairy Elder 4: I agree.
Fairy Elder 2: As do I.
Fairy Elder 1: So, we vote on it
(Suddenly, the doors to the chamber blow open, revealing Dark Danny, who has used Jorgen's huge magic wand to knock them down)
Dark Danny: Sorry about the door, boys, but I thought a big entrance was in order.
Fairy Elder 1: Jorgen Von Strangle! What are you doing?!
Dark Danny: I'm here to take what's rightfully mine.
Fairy Elder 2: And what might that be?
Dark Danny: (lifts Jorgens wand, powers wand) Your jobs…
(A bright white light fills the screen as we transition a few minutes later, where we see every fairy and other assorted magical creatures making their way to a stage in the middle of Fairy World. Cosmo and Wanda poke their heads out of the door to the restaurant they went to, confused and wondering what's going on. Wanda pokes Juandissimo's shoulder as he floats by)
Wanda: Juandissimo. (Juandissimo turns around) What's going on?
Juandissimo: (conjures up 2 dumbbells, starts lifting and posing) I am not certain, but Jorgen has said he has an announcement to make. (dumbbells disappear, flexes) Me and (shirt rips) my awesome abs are going (shirt reappears) to attend the (shirt rips) assembly. (shirt reappears, floats away)
Wanda: (scowls) Of course, Jorgen would be behind this.
Cosmo: Yeah! (raises wand, conjures hippie outfit) What she said!
(Cosmo and Wanda float up in front of the stage where Dark Danny is standing, just as Poof "poofs" right in front of them. Cosmo and Wanda become happy and hug their son)
Cosmo and Wanda: Poof!
Cosmo: This must be real important.
Wanda: (Cosmo and her stop hugging Poof) Why do you say that?
Cosmo: Well, normally they only allow adult fairies at an assembly like this.
Wanda: Wow, Cosmo! (Cosmo and her turn to stage) For once, you're right.
Dark Danny: Friends! Fairies! Assorted magical creatures! Lend me to your ears! I've come to inform you that the Fairy World Council is no longer with us. (everyone's eyes widen) they were in an… (looks down at wand, turns wand in hands) UNFORTUNATE accident. (everyone gasps)
Tooth Fairy: But Jorgen dear, without the council to watch over us, how will we get anything done here in Fairy World?
Dark Danny: (smiles) Well, it may be a bit sudden, but since I have been enforcing Da Rules for about 900 years… (pauses; everybody gasps and murmurs)
(Suddenly, Big Daddy, Wanda's gangster-style father, breaks through the crowd, angered by this idea)
Big Daddy: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait just one channel-flippin' minute!
Cosmo: Hey, look! It's Wanda's father, Big Daddy! (waves) Hi, Big Daddy-in-law!
Big Daddy: (floats up to Cosmo, pokes Cosmo in chest) I've told you before to never call me that.
Wanda: Big Daddy! (Big Daddy looks at Wanda) What are you doing?
Big Daddy: (smiles) Relax, sugar plum. Big Daddy knows what he's doing.
(Big Daddy floats up in Dark Danny's face; Dark Danny follows Big Daddy with his eyes)
Dark Danny: You disapprove of my idea?
Big Daddy: You bet I disapprove! Look, you're strong, rude, and I respect that, but you've got no compassion. If we put you in charge of Fairy World, you'll start running it like a police state!
Dark Danny: (scowls) You think you could do better?
Big Daddy: I know I could do better! And besides, you (conjures up badge that says "Fairy Deputy") deputized me once, so, me (points with thumb to gangster-style employees) and the boys back at the office (turns around, smiles) also have a shot at the job.
Dark Danny: (smiles, chuckles) That's funny, because I was thinking if the garbageman ran this place, (Big Daddy's eyes widen and he frowns) Fairy World would end up stinking up the rest of the universe.
Big Daddy: (turns around, angry) What?! Those are fighting words! (raises wand; Dark Danny looks curious) Why I oughta…
(Big Daddy conjures up a huge pile of trash bags and flies over Dark Danny and drops it on his head. Dark Danny sticks his head out of the pile and looks at Big Daddy as he laughs. Just then, Dark Danny, off-screen, throws one of the bags in Big Daddy's face; everyone gasps)
Big Daddy: (floats up in Dark Danny's face) You do realize that this means war?
Dark Danny: I know. (ominous) Call it.
Big Daddy: Oh, I'm callin' it. (raises wand in air) Civil War!
(Suddenly, a huge yellow cloud with the words "Civil War" fills the screen; the cloud dissipates and all the fairies in the assembly disappear and reappear behind either Big Daddy or Dark Danny. Cosmo, who is behind Dark Danny, notices that Wanda and Poof are behind Big Daddy)
Cosmo: WANDAAAA!
Juandissimo: (zips over to Wanda, dramatic) Wanda! I heard that you lost your husband in the war! I know you must be deeply saddened by this loss. As your ex-boyfriend, (grabs Wanda's arm) let me mend your broken heart by kissing you 1,000 times. (starts kissing Wanda's arm)
Wanda: (throws Juandissimo off) Hands off, Juandissimo! I'm still a married woman!
Big Daddy: (looks behind) Would everyone be quiet back there? (turns back around, raises wand) Charge!
(Big Daddy's side charges at the other as Dark Danny and him clash wands. At that moment, Dark Danny flies out of Jorgen's body, cackling. He activates his wrist computer and presses a button; a portal opens and he flies through, returning to his lair in the Nowhere Dimension)
Dark Danny: What a rush!
Norm: (floats up to Dark Danny) So, how did it go?
(Dark Danny walks over to a computer monitor and types on a keyboard; a visual of the Fairy Civil War appears on the screen)
Dark Danny: Take a look for yourself.
Norm: (looks at screen, smiles) Well, looks like old Solomon was right: pride does go before the fall.
Dark Danny: Fairy World is spinning into chaos, and the rest of Earth 37 will go with it!
Norm: So, uh, what do we do now?
Dark Danny: It's taken us 6 months, but we've managed to knock 3 different worlds out of balance, Norm. I think it's time I let myself in on the secret. (laughs)
(Suddenly, a title card that says "Breaking News" flashes against the screen)
Realistic Fish Head: We interrupt this program to bring you this special news bulletin! (cut to the Realistic Fish Head) Our beloved King Neptune, who recently promised a life of benevolence on the behalf of his daughter, Mindy, has gone quickly and undeniably insane! (beam of light hits him, turns into brick) We take you live to Perch Perkins at the scene!
(We cut to Perch Perkins being filmed live as the Neptune Clone uses King Neptune's trident to stir chaos in Bikini Bottom)
Perch Perkins: Thank you. Just moments ago, (in the top right corner, pictures are shown describing what he is saying) King Neptune, who admitted to being stressed by royal duties, was in the Krusty Krab 2, hoping to relieve himself. He ordered 10,000 Krabby Patty Deluxe's, 1,000 large kelp fries, and 5,000 large kelp sodas. However, due to an oversite on his server, SpongeBob SquarePants, who was recently promoted to manager of said restaurant, kept tripping and spilling food on him. The stress seems to have been too much for him and his mind snapped. (beam of light hits him, sets fire; calm) In other news, he did not get fat by eating all this food. This is Perch Perkins signing off. (panics, runs around)
(We zoom out and see SpongeBob, wearing his manager pin and hat, and Patrick watching the broadcast. They turn to look at each other)
SpongeBob: This isn't good, Patrick. All I did was trip over a nail in the floorboards. (worried) I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
Patrick: (annoyed) Well, you should have asked me to help fix it for you.
SpongeBob: Patrick, you said you didn't want to.
Patrick: (points at SpongeBob) That's what I said: you never asked me.
SpongeBob: O-kaaaay…
(SpongeBob and Patrick walk over to the front window and watch as the Neptune Clone continues to level the town. SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other again)
Patrick: What are we going to do now, SpongeBob?
(Suddenly, the big 2 on top of the Krusty Krab 2 comes crashing through the roof and sets on fire)
SpongeBob: Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to run around like I'm in a marathon and cry like a baby. How about you?
Patrick: Oh, I was going to do the same thing. (pauses) Do you want to go first?
SpongeBob: Oh, no, you go first; you are my best friend.
Patrick: (touched) Thanks.
(We cut to outside as we see Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab 2, screaming, followed by SpongeBob. We cut to the Neptune Clone, who has swirls in his eyes and is laughing like SpongeBob)
Neptune Clone: Fear me! For I am King Neptune, ruler of the 7 (raises trident) seas!
(The Neptune Clone shoots a kid with his trident and turns him into a big bowling ball; he then points it at a group of 10 fish, who scream, and turns them into bowling pins. He rolls the kid-turned-bowling-ball and hits a strike with all 10 fish-turned-pins. The Neptune Clone floats up to Wienie Hut Jr.s and zaps the smiling hotdog, burning it; he breaks it off the roof and starts eating it. We cut to the original Krusty Krab as Squidward and all the customers run out. Mr. Krabs stands in the doorway, panicking)
Mr. Krabs: Wait! Come Back! King Neptune's just a little cranky! (falls on ground face first) No! Me profits!
(We cut to SpongeBob's house as SpongeBob and Patrick run inside; SpongeBob locks the door behind him and tosses the key off-screen)
SpongeBob: (panicky) We better block the door, in case King Neptune tries to find us!
Patrick: Right!
(SpongeBob and Patrick move SpongeBob's couch, chair, TV, anemone pot, and anemone itself. SpongeBob is about to put Gary's bowl in front of the door, too, when he realizes what he's holding)
SpongeBob: Wait a minute! Where's Gary?!
Gary: (off-screen, faint) Meow.
SpongeBob: (worried) Gary?! (runs to window, sees Gary outside) Gary!
(Gary is hit with a beam of light and turns to stone; he falls over motionless)
SpongeBob: (traumatized) GAARRRYYYY! Noooooooo! (turns to Patrick, hugs patrick; cries)
Patrick: (hugs SpongeBob) It's okay, SpongeBob. Just let it all out. (looks behind SpongeBob, picks up Neutronic Recaller from off-screen) Hey, look at this, SpongeBob; it's one of those portable radios. (SpongeBob and Patrick let go of each other) At least we'll be able to listen to some tunes while we wait.
SpongeBob: (excited) That's not a radio: (grabs Neutronic Recaller) That's one of the communicators Jimmy Neutron gave me! (fiddles with controls) Maybe he can help us with King Neptune!
Neutronic Recaller: Signal Failure.
(SpongBob fiddles with the controls again, but gets the same result; SpongeBob fiddles with it frantically until the Neutronic Recaller falls apart. SpongeBob frowns)
SpongeBob: Great. Now this is broken, too.
Patrick: (looks outside) What do (looks at SpongeBob) we do now?
SpongBob: (pauses, scratches head; snaps fingers, smiles) I got it! (points at Patrick) We'll go get Squidward and Mr. Krabs and meet up at Sandy's; she'll know what to do!
(We cut to Zeenu back in Earth 24, as the Jimbus flies out of the wormhole; the wormhole closes behind it. Jimmy looks at Zeenu and smiles)
Jimmy: (points at Zeenu) There it is, guys. (looks over shoulder) Sheen's definitely down there; (looks at computer on dashboard) there's definitely a partially-dormant ion trail (points at computer screen) leading to the surface directly below. (confused) Hmm?
Cindy: (curious) What is it, Jimmy?
Jimmy: These radiation levels: I haven't seen them since our last encounter with Timmy Turner's fairy programs, Cosmo and Wanda, except the geiger count is (scratches head) significantly higher. (pauses, shrugs) Oh, well. Hopefully, it's nothing. (turns around, looks at Carl) Carl, I assume if you keep bags of my hair to get into my lab, you must also keep bags of Sheen's, too.
Carl: (startled) What?! (pauses, looks at Cindy and Libby; Cindy and Libby look at him weird; embarrassed, pulls paper bag from behind) Yes.
Jimmy: Give it to me.
(Carl hands Jimmy the bag of Sheen's hair; Jimmy pulls out a hair and places it on the scanner. After a few seconds, the computer zeros in on a fielded area on the planet. Jimmy points at the screen)
Jimmy: There. Sheen must be somewhere in that fielded area. Fortunate that it's miles outside any cities. (grabs steering wheel) Hang on.
(Outside, the Jimbus steers toward the planet and lands in the field. Jimmy, Carl, Cindy, and Libby climb off)
Jimmy: (carrys Hypercube) Okay, guys. (presses button, ejects 3 walkie-talkie-like devices, hands devices to everyone) We'll split up and search all areas of the planet.
Carl: (looks to side) Um, Jimmy…
Jimmy: (points to himself) I'll head north; Cindy, you go west; Libby, east…
Carl: Um, Jimmy…
Jimmy: And, Carl, you have the south.
Carl: I don't think we need to do that.
Jimmy: (confused) Why?
(Carl points off in the distance; Jimmy looks as we see Sheen riding across on a huge lizard creature behind a beautiful, blue woman, smiling and laughing. Libby notices, too, and becomes furious)
Libby: SHEEN!
(Sheen and the blue woman become startled and fall off. Jimmy, Carl, Cindy, and Libby run over to them)
Libby: This better not be what it looks like!
Carl: You mean Sheen riding on the back of an alien monster next to a beautiful, blue woman?
Sheen: Nope. That pretty much hits the nail on the head.
(Sheen and the blue woman stand up and brush themselves off. Libby scowls at Sheen)
Blue woman: (looks at Libby) My name is Aseefa of the Glimmorians. (looks at Sheen, puts hand on Sheen's shoulder) Sheen, (points at Libby) who is this?
Libby: My name is Libby Folbax, (grabs Sheen's arm) and I'm taking my boyfriend away, for a LONG talk!
Sheen: Whoa, (pulls arm away) hold on, Mrs. Libby: I'd think I'd remember dating a girl as pretty as you.
Libby: (angry) What?! You mean you don't remember risking your life to fight Yoo Yee in Shangri-Llama for me?!
Sheen: Yoo who?
Libby: Alright! (pulls arm back, straightens hand) That's It!
Cindy: (worried) Libby! No!
(Libby slaps Sheen so hard that it knocks him out cold. We transition a few minutes later as Sheen wakes up back in his house on Zeenu, looking right in Libby's face. Sheen feels relieved)
Sheen: Libby! Thank Goodness. (sits up) I had the weirdest dream. I was on an alien planet with a talking a green, blobby guy who looked kinda like Carl and- (looks around room, notices green blobby Carl lookalike and Aseefa, worried) It wasn't a dream, wasn't it?
Chimpanzee: Nope, you're still here on Zeenu, (gestures to Aseefa) with Aseefa, (gestures to Carl lookalike) Doppy, and (gestures to himself) me, Mr. Nesmith.
Sheen: (screams, points at Mr. Nesmith) Talking monkey!
Mr. Nesmith: (annoyed) Sheen, how many times do I have to tell you: I'm an ape, not a monkey.
Sheen: (nervous, leans close to Libby) And it knows my name.
Jimmy: Relax, Sheen: Mr. Nesmith explained to me how you all know each other.
Libby: (moves closer to Sheen) Look, Sheen, I'm sorry I slapped you like that earlier. I was just a little jealous of you and Aseefa.
Sheen: Who?
Aseefa: (moves closer to Sheen) Me! I'm Aseefa. Don't you remember?
Sheen: I'm… (holds head) not sure. (looks around) I remember being in Jimmy's lab and getting in some kind of rocket, but after that, it's all blurry.
Mr. Nesmith: Fascinating. (everyone looks at him) Perhaps you hit your head when you arrived and crashed into resident Dorkus's house and it removed your long-term memory.
Jimmy: And Libby slapping him (looks at Sheen and Libby, points at them) must've helped restore it, but at the expense of his short-term.
(We cut to Sheen, who has fallen asleep. Everyone looks at him)
Mr. Nesmith: While this accident is unfortunate, on the positive side, Sheen has proven to be able to handle himself to an extent for the past 4 months.
Jimmy: (concerned) 4 months?! Th-that's impossible! We only arrived here from Earth about 10 minutes ago!
Mr. Nesmith: (curious) Really? Perhaps you dilated through time as you traveled? (pauses) How exactly did you get here so quickly?
Jimmy: Well, we were in the JimBus, and we were just about to depart the solar system when a wormhole opened up next to Pluto and there was an ion trail- (stops, pauses: worried, frightened) Pukin' Plutonium! Why didn't I think of it sooner?!
Cindy: (worried) What is it, Jimmy?
Jimmy: That wormhole: it must have sucked us into the future!
(Everyone gasps)
Carl: Oh, no! (everyone looks at Carl) Spring Break is over! (looks down, sad) Oh, Ms. Fowl is going to fail us.
Cindy: (walks up to Jimmy) If what you're saying is true, Neutron, then what does that mean for everyone back on Earth?
(Everyone looks up toward the sky)
Jimmy: Well, hopefully there haven't been any crises in the past 17 weeks.
(We cut to Earth, where we see Jimmy's enemies, the Yolkians, floating above, who have somehow come face to face with the Yugopotamians, semi-antagonists from Earth 37. On the lead ships, King Gripullon of Yugopotamia talks with King Goobot V of Yolkus)
King Gripullon: Now, look, Mr. Goobot. We were here first. We, the Yugopotamians, have designated the Earth as the host planet for the most loved of all Yugopotamian holidays: the Five Days of F.L.A.R.G.!
Mark Chang: (pops out from behind) Which I (looks over shoulder) am opposed to! Earth is where I, and my beloved Vicky, live!
King Gripullon: (turn to Mark) Now, now, my son, who stowed away on our ship at the last minute. (turn back around) I told you, we will retrieve your woman before we blow up the planet (looks away) on the last day.
King Goobot V: (angry) And I'm telling you to get out of the way, so I can blow up the Earth and destroy my nemesis, Jimmy Neutron!
Queen Jipjorrulac: You would destroy an entire planet to destroy your arch-enemy?
King Gripullon: Isn't that a little… underwhelming?
King Goobot: At this point, whatever gets rid of him faster will make me happier. And I'm not going to let anyone, not even you strangers, get in my way!
Queen Jipjorrulac: (grabs King Gripullon, frightened) His voice is rising! He means to fire on us! (screams)
King Gripullon: (pulls Queen Jipjorrulac's tentacles off) Fear not, my queen, for I am very skilled at negotiating with other aliens. (turns back to King Goobot) Now, Mr. Goobot, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
King Goobot: I agree! (to soldiers onboard) All weapons online!
(Suddenly, all the weapons on the Yolkian ships fire up and aim directly at the Yugopotamian fleet)
King Gripullon: (pauses) I guess we're doing things the hard way. (turns to soldiers aboard) Aim all weapons and prepare to fire on the Yolkians!
(The Yugopotamian ships all aim their weapons at the Yolkians)
King Goobot: (sits up in seat, points) OPEN FIRE!
(The Yolkians and Yugopotamians start firing at each other; in the background, we can hear Dark Danny laughing as he watches everything unfold. We cut to the Far Frozen, a realm within the Ghost Zone. We zoom in as we see Frostbite, a yeti-like ghost and leader of the area, saying goodbye to Danny Phantom and his family and friends)
Frostbite: Well, Danny Phantom, I hope you and your family had a pleasant stay here in the Realm of the Far Frozen. We hope you will come back and visit sometime.
Danny's Mom: (shivering, rubbing her arms, forces smile) Oh, don't worry. We'll make sure to come back, (looks away, mumbles under breath) when it's summertime.
Danny's Dad: (looks up at Frostbite, holds up scroll) Thanks for letting us duplicate the Infi-Map onto our Specter Speeder. (lowers Infi-Map) I must say, it is nice to know there are actually ghosts we can count (points at Frostbite) on when we're in a pinch.
Danny: (walks up to his dad) Instead of (his dad looks at him) trying to pull them apart (his dad frowns) molecule by molecule.
Danny's Dad: (looks away, regretful) Don't remind me.
Danny's Mom: (climbing in Specter Speeder) Are we all ready to go?
Danny: (walks toward Specter Speeder, laughs) You bet, mom.
Jazz: (runs out of cave) Uh, guys?! (Danny and his parents look behind them) We have a situation with Tucker.
Danny: Ugh. (looks at his parents) You guys get in the Specter Speeder; (looks toward cave) I'll take care of this.
(Danny runs into the cave, where we see Tucker with his tongue stuck to the wall, struggling to pull free safely, and Sam, Danny's girlfriend, looking annoyed. Danny walks up to Tucker, confused)
Danny: Tucker! What are you doing?! You know that everything here is snow and ice.
Tucker: (tongue stuck to wall) I was just trying to imagine that I was somewhere like the desert and-
Danny: I can't understand a word you're saying!
Sam: (annoyed) Tucker was trying to imagine he was somewhere warm like the desert, but then, he got so hot that he was starting to see things. (smiles) The next thing he knew, he thought the wall was rocky road.
Tucker: (tongue stuck to wall, annoyed) It could have happened to anyone! (shuts eyes, angry) Could you please just thaw me out?!
Danny: (laughs, powers up finger) Alright, hold still.
Tucker: (panics) Uh, on second thought, I'd like to stay here! I could get used to-
(Danny shoots a ghost ray at the wall, thawing out Tucker's tongue and blasting him back. Tucker sits up, his glasses knocked off and broken)
Danny: (smug) You're welcome.
Tucker: (angry) That was SO not cool! I mean, (holds up broken glasses) look at these! (puts broken glasses down) I'm the mayor of Amity Park! How am I supposed to get anything done if I can't see?!
Danny's Mom: (off-screen, holds up goggles) Oh, don't worry; I keep a special pair of goggles for just a situation like this.
Tucker: (looks at goggles) Well, I (grabs goggles) suppose it's better than nothing.
(Tucker puts the goggles on, which turn out to be too big. We cut back to the Specter Speeder, with everyone outside)
Danny: Okay, is everybody ready to go home?!
Norm: (off-screen) Oh, you're going somewhere, alright, (everyone looks at Norm confused) but you're not going home yet.
Frostbite: (looks at assistant) Analysis?
Frostbite's Assistant: (holds up tablet, pauses) It's not from the Ghost Zone. (looks at Frostbite) It's not even from Earth!
Norm: (calm) Okay, first of all: I am from Earth, just not your Earth. Second: I don't want any trouble; (raises hand) I just need to borrow something from you. (snaps fingers)
(A thin, puffy, blue cloud with the word "GONG!" across it flashes over Sam, Tucker, and Jazz. Suddenly, a huge snowball runs into them and rams them into a wall; the snowball turns into a wrecking ball and traps them inside, startling Danny and everyone else. Norm levitates the ball while Sam, Tucker, and Jazz panic inside it)
Norm: (smiles devilishly) And by that I mean kidnapping! (laughs)
(Danny's parents pullout their weapons to try and take out Norm, but Frostbite steps in front of them and pushes them down)
Frostbite: (smiles, looks at Danny's parents) No need to use those; (looks at Norm) I'll take care of this.
(Danny's parents power down their weapons as Frostbite powers up his eyes. He shoots a beam at Norm, who snaps his fingers and conjures a giant mirror, all without flinching. The beam bounces back and freezes Danny's parents, Frostbite, and his assistant. Danny is frightened; he looks up at Norm and gathers his courage)
Danny: Okay! I'm…(raises arms, closes eyes) GOING GHOST! (pauses, opens eyes; lowers arms, embarrassed) Oh, right, I'm already ghost. (pauses, looks at Norm) Then,... I'm… (closes eyes, raises arms) going to get you!
(Danny flies toward Norm and shoots a ghost ray at him; the ray hits Norm and knocks him toward a rock floating behind him; the ball with Sam, Tucker, and Jazz inside floats in space. Norm uses his tail to push away from the rock and zooms toward Danny, laughing. Danny takes a deep breath and tries to use freeze breath to stop Norm, but Norm conjures a flamethrower in his hands and counteracts it. Danny runs out of breath and pauses for a moment just as Norm turns the flamethrower into a boxing-glove launcher and uses it to punch Danny in the face. Danny flies backward and slams into the back wall; Danny struggles back to his feet as Norm grabs the ball with Sam, Tucker, and Jazz and taunts him)
Norm: You know, for once, I think I like serving a master.; my current one makes me be more hands-on! (Danny falls on his face and looks at him) Too bad I'll be leaving soon. (pauses) See you soon, kid.
(Norm snaps his fingers and disappears in a thin, puffy, blue cloud with the word "GONG! across it along with the ball with Sam, Tucker, and Jazz inside. Danny stands up and groans; he turns to his parents, Frostbite, and his assistant and uses his powers to remove the ice from them; they all stumble around and gather around Danny)
Danny's Mom: Danny! Are you okay?! (looks up where Norm was) What was that?!
Danny: I don't know! He looked like Desiree, but more masculine!
Danny's Mom: (looks at Danny) Who's Desiree?
Frostbite: A wish-granting (Danny and his mom look up at him) ghost, notorious for creating chaos all across the human realm. Although, I suspect whoever took your friends, Danny, is much craftier. And, the way he talked about his master was (rubs chin) almost disturbing…
Danny's Dad: (in Specter Speeder) Get in the Speeder, you two: we've gotta get back to the lab and track down those kids stat!
(Danny and his mom run inside the Specter Speeder and rush off into the Ghost Zone; as they fly across the screen, we transition back to Bikini Bottom, where we see SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs walking, with Squidward carrying Mr. Krabs' first dime, a huge rock, while the Neptune Clone continues to destroy the town. Squidward starts to look irritated)
Squidward: Mr. KRABS! Can I-PLEASE-let go of your stupid dime, so we can run like normal people?!
Mr. Krabs: Of course not! I'm not going anywhere in a post-apocalyptic landscape without the closest thing to me heart.
Squidward: Grrrrr…
(SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs make their way to Sandy's treedome, currently shielded by metal plating. Squidward sets down Mr. Krabs' dime as SpongeBob knocks on the door. Sandy opens the door, wearing her suit and helmet)
Sandy: What took y'all so long? (gently quickly pushes SpongeBob inside) Get inside!
(Patrick and Squidward walk inside while Mr. Krabs struggles to lift up his first dime. Sandy pulls him in the door)
Mr. Krabs: (panicky) Wait! What are you doing?! No! No!
(Sandy closes the door, leaving Mr. Krabs first dime outside, just as a beam of light from King Neptune's trident blows it up. Mr. Krabs, now in a water helmet, claws at the door, distressed)
Mr. Krabs: No! No! (stops clawing) No-ho-ho-ho!
(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward, now also in water helmets, notice a lot of different equipment on different tables)
SpongeBob: What is all this, Sandy?
Sandy: I've been trying to figure out what's wrong with King Neptune. And after a lot of rustle and tussle, I think I done figured it out! Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
(SpongeBob and Patrick ask for the good news each in their own way)
Sandy: Well, I've analyzed some hair samples from King Neptune: (picks up one with tweezers) one from 8 months ago, (points at SpongeBob) just before you became manager, (picks up another with another pair of tweezers) and this one from 3 weeks ago. You have no idea how hard it was to get these. (puts hairs under microscope) Not only does the newer one show signs of genetic replication, (cut to microscope point of view, see Neptune and SpongeBob DNA) but there are patterns that match up with SpongeBob's DNA.
Patrick: (cut to Patrick) What does that mean?
Sandy: It means that someone used SpongeBob's AND King Neptune's DNA to make a clone of him.
SpongeBob: But why would anyone want my DNA?
Mr. Krabs: Why else? (walks up to SpongBob) King Neptune is mighty, but stubborn, but you were born to serve.
Sandy: He's right. (everyone looks at her) Together, those make him the perfect servant.
SpongeBob: How is that good news?
Sandy: Since he's a clone, I can invent something that'll destabilize him.
Squidward: What's the bad news?
Sandy: Well, the technology I need to make such a device would take 3 months to complete.
Patrick: (worried) 3 months?
SpongeBob: (worried) But we don't have 3 months.
Sandy: I'm well aware of that, SpongeBob, and I've come up with an alternative.
(SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs walk over to a large structure under a light blue tarp)
Sandy: I've cobbled together some of the spare parts from my rocketship (looks at SpongeBob, frowns) and other projects that SpongeBob has messed up…
(Everyone looks at SpongeBob for a moment; SpongeBob giggles in embarrassment)
Sandy: (looks back at structure) …and turned my exercise wheel into an interdimensional portal.
(Sandy spins the wheel and pulls a lever; a swirling purple vortex opens up on the side of the wheel. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs look in awe, while Squidward looks confused)
Squidward: An interdimensional portal?
Sandy: Exactly, Squidy. We'll jump to another dimension for a while. Then, when my invention is ready, we'll come back and take care of the Neptune Clone.
Mr. Krabs: Sounds good to me.
Patrick: Yeah!
Squidward: There is no way I'm going in (crosses arms) that thing with you guys!
(Everyone looks at Squidward, disappointed)
SpongeBob: Oh, come on, Squidward…
Squidward: No, SpongeBob. (turns away, walks toward door) I'd rather take my chances with the Neptune Clone.
(Suddenly, the entire Treedome explodes, with the Neptune Clone floating over SpongeBob and his friends. Squidward looks up, frightened)
Squidward: (petrified) On second thought, jumping through a hole in time and space is lovely this time of year.
SpongeBob: (panicky) Sandy! Hurry!
(Sandy fiddles with the controls; a screen on the console reads Earth 24. The Neptune clone, who looks crazier than before, aims King Neptune's trident at Squidward; Squidward shouts and runs back toward the portal on the exercise wheel)
Squidward: Octopi first! (jumps through portal)
(Patrick and Mr. Krabs run to the portal with SpongeBob gesturing them inside)
SpongeBob: Come on, guys! (Sandy jumps in; jumps in after Sandy)
(The Neptune clone grunts as a beam of light from the trident hits the portal on the exercise wheel; the portal explodes. We cut to Zeenu, where SpongeBob flies out of the portal, spinning. A few sparks of fire fly out from behind him as the portal closes shut. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy stand up, now in 3-dimensional form, as Mr. Krabs, already standing, starts laughing uproariously)
SpongeBob: What's so funny, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: (smiles from ear to ear) I thought Squidward was hard to look at before, (points off-screen) but just look at him!
(We cut to Squidward, who looks the same, but 3-dimensional. We then cut to Patrick, who starts to laugh, too, while SpongeBob takes a look at everyone and himself)
Patrick: (chuckles) He's right, SpongeBob. He looks kinda funny.
Sandy: (looks at SpongeBob; confused, curious) What's the matter, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (looks at 5th finger on hand) I've looked like this before… (pauses) …last year! When I helped defeat the Evil Syndicate! And that means-
(SpongeBob looks to the side and sees Jimmy, Sheen, and their friends walking across the field. SpongeBob gasps and gets excited)
(SpongeBob looks to the side and sees Jimmy, Sheen, and their friends from Earth and Zeenu; SpongeBob gasps and gets excited)
SpongeBob: (happy, yells) Jimmy!
(Jimmy, Sheen and their friends look around and notice SpongeBob and his friends. Jimmy and Cindy are shocked and confused)
Jimmy: SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (runs toward Jimmy) Jimmy!
Jimmy: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: (hugs Jimmy) Oh, it's so good to see you!
Jimmy: (taken aback) Uh, it's good to see you, too, SpongeBob.
Carl: (looks at Sheen, Cindy, and Libby) Jimmy knows this guy?
Cindy: (smiles) Yeah, (walks toward SpongeBob) and I know him, too. (holds out hand to SpongeBob) Go to see you, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Cindy! (shakes Cindy's hand) Wow, you look great.
Cindy: (confused, lets go of SpongeBob's hand) I look the same as before.
SpongeBob: I know.
Jimmy: (Cindy and him step back; gestures to SpongeBob and his friends) This is SpongeBob SquarePants from Bikini Bottom, on Earth 56. These are his friends, Patrick (Patrick looks around, confused), Sandy (Sandy takes off her helmet slowly), Squidward (Squidward crosses his arms and frowns) and his boss, Mr. Krabs. (Mr. Krabs puts his hands on his hips; gestures to himself) And for those who don't know, I'm Jimmy Neutron, and (gestures to friends) these are my friends Carl, Sheen, Libby-
Cindy: (butts in) And Cindy, Jimmy's girlfriend!
Sandy: (walks toward Cindy) Shee-oot! (shakes Cindy's hand) Congratulations, you two!
Cindy: Uh, thanks.
Libby: How come (points at Sandy) your voice sounds so much (points at Cindy) like hers? I mean, you're…
Sandy: A squirrel? (stops shaking Cindy's hand) I'm not sure. Perhaps, because of some strange otherworldly physics, I'm your "56" counterpart.
Cindy: Hmm…
(We cut to Carl, who is trying keep his distance from Mr. Krabs, while Mr. Krabs tries to shake his hand)
Mr. Krabs: Hello. (tries to step closer) I'm Mr. Krabs. (tries to step closer again; Carl steps back) I like money.
Carl: Carl Wheezer. And I'm allergic to shellfish.
(We cut Sheen and Patrick)
Patrick: Wow. This is a nice home you've got here.
Sheen: Oh, this isn't our home; home is back on Earth.
Squidward: Then, where are we?
Mr. Nesmith: We are all on the planet Zeenu, just over 4 billion lightyears from Earth.
(Everyone, including SpongeBob and his friends, looks at Mr. Nesmith, Aseefa, and Doppy)
SpongeBob: Who are those guys?
Sheen: Oh, those are some of MY friends: (points at Mr. Nesmith) Nesmith (Mr. Nesmith rolls his eyes; points at Aseefa) Aseefa, (Aseefa waves, points at Doppy; Doppy is seen sliding away from the group) and- Hey Doppy! Where're you going?!
Doppy: (stops next to rock, turns around) Oh, well, it's past my curfew and I don't want my parents to start getting worried. (waves) So, I'll see you guys later. (turns around, knocks over rock; looks at timer under rock) Hey, guys! Look what I found.
(Everyone walks over to the timer, which shows 5 min. counting down. Jimmy kneels down to get a closer look)
SpongeBob: What is that?
Sheen: Looks like one of those clocks on a microwave. Maybe we can make some popcorn with it.
Patrick: Oh, I love popcorn.
Carl: Me, too.
Jimmy: That's not a microwave, guys; that's a timer. (turns around, puts hand to mouth) Goddard!
(Suddenly, Goddard comes flying across the field. He stops behind Squidward and knocks him down with his feet to get past)
Squidward: (face down, muffled) Typical.
(Goddard lands next to the timer; Jimmy points at it)
Jimmy: Goddard: laser.
(Goddard barks and shoots a laser from his eyes to cut around the timer. Jimmy picks up the timer revealing a red, blue, and yellow wire)
Jimmy: Hmm… if I can somehow reset the timer…
Sandy: (walks up to Jimmy) Maybe I can help.
Jimmy: (looks up at Sandy) Are you an expert at electro-mechanical engineering?
Sandy: (grabs yellow wire) Just watch me! (pulls out the yellow wire)
(The timer resets, now saying 3:00:00)
Jimmy: (looks at timer) 3 hours? (looks to side) That's as long as we've been here on- (stops) Wait a minute! (pauses, thinks) Holy Heisenburg!
Libby: What is it, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Now, it all makes sense!
Mr. Krabs: (smiles) The Eugene Krabs Memorial Fund?!
Jimmy: (annoyed) No! (counts on fingers) The strange radiation, the rocket in my lab, the wormhole by Pluto… This isn't a planet, it's a time bomb in disguise!
Aseefa: What?!
Mr. Nesmith: That's impossible! I arrived here on Zeenu 40 years ago!
Jimmy: (points at Mr. Nesmith) That's what you think! (looks at his and SpongeBob friends) Someone from Dimmsdale invaded our universe, conjured Zeenu and everything on it, and planted a rocket in my lab, so, Sheen would blast off and crash here!
Squidward: Why would anyone do that?
Cindy: Why else? (everyone looks at her) Jimmy saves the day all the time. With him here (points at Sheen) rescuing him, people like Beautiful Gorgeous and the Junkman can come in and destroy everything.
SpongeBob: But who would want to get rid of (points at Jimmy) you?
Carl: Yeah, you've only been to Dimmsdale… (pauses, counts on fingers; holds up 3 fingers) …3 times.
Jimmy: Actually, 4 times. (thinks; Patrick walks over next to timer; shakes head) Let's get out of here before something else happens.
Patrick: Wait, Jimmy! (everyone turns around) You forgot (picks up timer) your alarm clock. (grabs yellow wire) Here, I'll fix it.
SpongeBob: (panics) Patrick! NO!
(Patrick plugs the yellow wire into the red wire. Suddenly, the timer starts counting down at an incredible rate. Jimmy panics)
Jimmy: (yells) Ah! We have less than a minute to get out of here!
(Jimmy, SpongeBob, and their friends run to the JimBus and climb on;. Jimmy struggles to get the JimBus started)
SpongeBob: I think you're flooding it, Jimmy.
Jimmy: No, I'm not.
SpongeBob: (pauses, listens) Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what flooding sounds like.
Jimmy: (angry) I told you, I'm not flooding it!
(Goddard whines as he pulls out an electrical tool and reaches under the dashboard. After a few sparking sounds, Jimmy pushes the start button again and the JimBus activates. The JimBus flies out into space as Mr. Nesmith, Aseefa, and Doppy watch; Zeenu explodes. We transition several hours later as the Jimbus heads back to Earth)
Jimmy: I'm beginning to sense a pattern: first there was the rocket in my lab, then wormhole next to Pluto (points to SpongeBob,) then you guys were kicked out of your dimension by a clone of King Neptune (puts hand down) and, after that, we almost got blown up on Zeenu. (annoyed) I feel like there's a connection, but I just don't see it!
SpongeBob: Well, you are just a "boy" genius.
Jimmy: True, SpongeBob, but that doesn't make me feel any better.
Cindy: Do you have ANY ideas, Jimmy?
Jimmy: A few,(adjusts controls on dashboard) but I won't be able to find out more until we get back to my lab and connect with VOX.
(Off in the distance, we hear faint laser blasts and explosions)
Patrick: (looks out window) Ooooh! (Libby perks up) Pretty…
(Libby turns around and looks at Earth and becomes concerned)
Libby: Uh, Jimmy, you might want to take a look at this.
(Jimmy stops the JImBus; walks over the window and gasps. We cut to Earth and see the Yolkian-Yugopotamian war has gotten worse. Several lasers, missiles, and ships fall to Earth and explode. Everyone on the JimBus gasps and becomes terrified.)
Carl: Our homes! All gone!
Jimmy: (turns to Goddard) Goddard, try to establish a connection with VOX!
(Goddard opens up the screen under his neck and tries to connect to VOX; unfortunately, he is unsuccessful. Goddard closes his screen and whimpers)
Sandy: So much for that idea.
(Libby looks at Cindy, who keeps looking at the ships strangely)
Libby: Is something wrong, girl?
Cindy: (points at ships) I recognise those ships; Timmy described them very vividly! They're Yugopotamians; (Jimmy perks up and looks at her) they're aliens, found only in Timmy's universe.
Jimmy: Wait! How do you know all this?
Cindy: (looks at Jimmy) I dated him once, remember?!
Jimmy: (frowns) Oh, right.
SpongeBob: Well, if they all came from Timmy's universe, maybe we should go talk to him about this.
Jimmy: (smiles) SpongeBob! That's a great idea!
SpongeBob: It is? (Jimmy picks up his Hypercube)
Jimmy: Yeah, we'll go talk to Timmy and maybe we'll also get some answers about (activates Hypercube) Zeenu. (puls out small blue cube)
Squidward: What's that?
Jimmy: It's one of my Porta-Portals; whenever I can't connect to my Interdimensional Portal, I use this to travel through different dimensions. (looks at Cindy, shakes Porta-Portal in hand, smiles) "Always be prepared for any eventuality".
(Cindy rolls her eyes; Jimmy walks over to the hatch to throw the Porta-Portal in front of the JimBus. Sandy panics)
Sandy: Wait! Don't open that! We won't be able to-
(Jimmy opens the hatch; everyone is still able to breathe, much to Sandy's surprise)
Sandy: -breathe?
Jimmy: (looks at Sandy) Maybe not in your dimension, (looks away) but here on Earth 24, there's minimal oxygen and heat, enough for an extended trip through space, (looks in front of JimBus, adjusts Porta-Portal) but nothing more.
(Jimmy tosses the Porta-Portal in front of JimBus; the Porta-Portal opens up and floats in space. Jimmy closes the hatch)
Jimmy: Alright, hang on tight, everyone. This could get a little tricky. (pushes button on dashboard)
(The JimBus slowly moves forward and enters the portal. Outside, Jimmy's 3-D Earth transforms into Timmy's 2-D Earth, with the continents facing different directions. The JimBus , and everyone on it transforms into a Fairly OddParents style look as the Porta-Potral closes behind them; SpongeBob's friends, being the only ones who've never been here, look at themselves in awe)
Jimmy: (looks behind him) Ladies and gentlemen, for those of you who've never been here before, welcome to Earth 37, a harsh reality where everything is judged by social status and the notion of (Mr. Krabs looks at Squidward and smiles) survival of the fittest.
Mr. Krabs: (laughs, points at Squidward) This place is even better than the last one.
Squidward: (annoyed) Why don't you take a look at yourself?
Mr. Krabs: (confused) Huh? What are you talking abou- (turns around, looks at reflection in window; screams)
(The JimBus flies toward Earth; SpongeBob looks out at Fairy World out in the distance and gets excited)
SpongeBob: Hey, Jimmy! Look! It's Fairy World!
Jimmy: (looks out window at Fairy World; confused, shocked) What?! That's impossible! Fairy World is a computer game! There's no way a computer simulation could achieve lunar-style orbit! (looks toward windshield, rubs chin) Hmmm.,,
(The JimBus approaches Dimmsdale; it's still nighttime. We cut to Timmy Turner's street as the JimBus lands in front of the pathway to his house. The hatch opens as SpongeBob steps out and Jimmy rummages through the Hypercube; Jimmy pulls out his backpack and steps out. Jimmy and SpongeBob look at everyone in the JimBus)
Jimmy: You guys stay here; we'll be right back.
Patrick: Right.
(Jimmy and SpongeBob walk up to the front door; Jimmy stops and looks at SpongeBo)
Jimmy: Uh, SpongeBob: (sets down backpack) I think you better get in my backpack. (opens backpack)
SpongeBob: Why?
Jimmy: Well, it might be hard to explain an anthropomorphic sponge from another dimension to Timmy's parents.
SpongeBob: Good point.
(SpongeBob climbs in Jimmy's backpack; Jimmy zips it up and puts it on, struggling due to the weight)
Jimmy: Heavier than he looks. (rings doorbell; Timmy's Dad opens the door, in a robe, nightmask, and curlers, becomes confused)
Jimmy: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Turner. I-
Timmy's Dad: Timmy? What are you doing out at this time of night? And why are you wearing one of your reality avoidance costumes? I thought that nice Dr. B. Yorselv took care of that.
Jimmy: Riiiiiight… (runs inside Timmy's house, stops by stairs) Listen, "Dad": (looks around) I was just out, uhhh…, buying a… present fooor… Mom's birthday!
Timmy's Dad: Oh-hoo-hoo! Is that tomorrow?! (zooms off-screen; zooms back on-screen, fully dressed) I better get busy! (opens door, steps out) Bye, son! See you after the sunrise! (closes door)
Jimmy: (turns around) It's a good thing Turner's parents are idiots. (runs upstairs, gets tired) I don't remember there being so many stairs.
(We cut to Timmy's room, where we see Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, back in their regular clothes, looking all over the room)
Wanda: (throws blankets off bed) He's not under the blankets! (flies over to closet, opens door; "Crimson Chin" comic books fall on floor; looks in closet) He's not in the closet!
Cosmo: (eats bag of cheese pants) He's not in this bag of cheese pants. (drinks bottle of fizzy soda, burps) He's not in this bottle of fizzy soda. (eats chocolate bar) He's not this candy wrapper.
(Jimmy runs in the room and closes the door. He puts down his backpack and opens it up; SpongeBob climbs out and cracks his back)
SpongeBob: Whew! Crowded in there.
(Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof turn around and see Jimmy and SpongeBob)
Cosmo: SpongeBob!
Wanda: Jimmy!
SpongeBob: Cosmo!
Jimmy: Wanda!
Poof: POOF! POOF!
SpongeBob: Oh, (walks up to Poof) who's this? (tickles Poof's chin)
Cosmo: This is Poof, our son.
JImmy: (walks over, shocked) You 2 had a child?! When did this hap- (shakes head, waves hands) Never mind. (looks at Cosmo and Wanda) Listen, this is very important; we need to talk to Timmy!
Wanda: Oh, I wish we could help you, Jimmy; we haven't seen Timmy in hours!
Cosmo: Yeah! And he's the only one who can put an end to the Fairy civil war!
SpongeBob: There's a civil war on Fairy World?
Wanda: Yes! And unless we stop it, it could spread to the Earth!
Cosmo: And the rest of the universe, too!
Poof: (screams)
Jimmy: That settles it!
SpongeBob: Settles what?
Jimmy: (turns around) The multiverse is still a relatively new concept, and only a handful of Earths are aware of it, including (gesture to everyone in room) ours! And our worlds have only been in contact for a short while. The odds of 3 crises happening in all 3 of our worlds at once after such a short time are approximately 780 quadrillion to 1.
Cosmo: Wow. That's a really big number!
Wanda: But who would want to target all of us?
Jimmy: Who do you think?!
Wanda: You don't mean…
Jimmy: The Evil Syndicate!
SpongeBob: That's impossible. I just visited Plankton in jail last week!
Jimmy: (shrugs) I don't know what to tell you, SpongeBob. There's no other explanation I can think of.
Wanda: Well, if what you're saying is true, then, that would explain what happened to Timmy-
Cosmo: The Syndicate must have kidnapped him!
Jimmy: Which makes finding him our first priority.
SpongeBob: But how are we going to find him?
Cosmo: Yeah, there are so many universes , and they're all so big.
Wanda: Cosmo's right! (looks at camera) Again!
Jimmy: (rubs chin) Hmm… (snaps fingers) I've got it! (gestures with arm) Follow me.
(We transition back to the JimBus, where we see Jimmy connecting wires from another Porta-Portal, Goddard, and the JimBus)
Jimmy: By plugging in Goddard's processor into the dashboard on the JimBus (twists wires), connecting them to the Porta-Portal's internal quantum-fluctuation computer (pushes wires in back of Porta-Portal; holds up one of Timmy's hats, pulls out brown hair) and using a hair follicle from one of Timmy's pink hats, (places hair on scanner) I can rig a Multidimensional DNA tracker. (steps back) Voilá!
Cindy: Brilliant work, Jimmy!
(After a few moments, the scanner beeps, causing Goddard to bark. The computer on the JimBus zeros in on Earth 56)
Jimmy: Bingo! He's on Earth 56.
Sandy: That's our Earth! (the computer pulls up an image of the Nowhere Dimension, Squidward perks up; disappointed) That's not our Earth.
Squidward: Yes, it is! (everyone looks at him; walks up front) I recognize that place; it's nowhere! I was stuck there for a minute after I got lost traveling through time, until I got home, that is.
Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute! Exactly when did YOU go traveling through time?
Squidward: It's a long story.
Jimmy: He's right; it's a pocket dimension. (looks at screen) I'm not picking up a lot of activity. (pauses) No, wait. There's a structure. I'm picking up 3 lifeform readings: one of them is Timmy-
Poof: Poof! Poof!
Jimmy: -another has a spectral signature similar to Danny,... (looks up) and the third is emanating the same radiation we found on Zeenu.
Sheen: It must be the same guy who made it in the first place!
Jimmy: Get in the JimBus, guys.
(Spongebob, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof all get on the JimBus as Jimmy disconnects Goddard and the Porta-Portal. Jimmy adjusts the Porta-Portal and tosses it in front of the JimBus; he climbs in and closes the hatch)
Jimmy: We're going to the Nowhere Dimension.
(The JimBus floats up and hovers through the Porta-Portal; the JimBus flies into a large hallway, back to it's original 3-D state. It lands. The hatch opens and everyone starts to climb out, having turned back to the way they look in their own universes)
Sheen: Wow. It sure is dark here. (looks at hand) Hey, I'm back to my old bulgey self!
SpongeBob: Not us: we look the same as we did back in Bikini Bottom.
Wanda: Same here with us from Dimmsdale.
Jimmy: Well, (rubs chin) that doesn't make a lot of sense. Unless… the physics of this dimension allow you to retain your original self-dimensional appearance.
(Everyone looks at each other, confused)
Jimmy: In other words, you look the same here as you would back home.
Everyone: Oh!
Cosmo: Well, you could have said that from the get-go!
Jimmy: Alright. We'll divide into 3 groups: SpongeBob's friends will go (points to corridor on left side) that way, my friends will go (points behind the JimBus) that way; Goddard, SpongeBob, and Timmy's friends will stay with me.
Cosmo: Come on! Let's find Timmy!
(All three groups spread out in search of Timmy. We cut to SpongeBob's friends as they walk past a narrow, intersecting hallway, in the order of Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Patrick. Patrick falls on his face; he gets back up and scurries back to the rest. As Parick leaves, we see Norm's silhouette pop up from the bottom of the screen. We transition to Jimmy, SpongeBob, and Timmy's fairies as they continue to walk straight ahead of the JimBus. Jimmy is holding out his watch, scanning for Timmy, Norm, or Dark Danny, unaware of the identity of the latter two.)
SpongeBob: You got anything yet, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Not yet.
Wanda: (stops, sparks emanate from head) My "Timmy's in trouble" sense is tingling! (everyone looks at Wanda; points straight ahead) This way!
(Jimmy, SpongeBob, and the rest of the group follow Wanda further down the corridor; they stop in front of a doorway, with a keypad with unrecognizable symbols next to it)
Wanda: (points at door) In here!
Jimmy: (looks at keypad) I don't even recognise these symbols.
Cosmo: What do we do now?
Jimmy: Well, there's always the direct approach.
(Jimmy fiddles with his watch and shoots a laser at the door, cutting it down. The door drops to the floor; inside, Timmy, still strapped to a stainless steel table, is startled)
Timmy: Who's there?
Wanda: (flies in) Timmy!
Cosmo: (flies in) We found you!
Poof: (flies in) Poof! Poof!
Timmy: (confused) Who are you guys?
Wanda: (confused, smiles) Well, don't you remember?
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
Wanda: And I'm Wanda!
Cosmo and Wanda: And we're... (conjure magical stage) your fairy godparents!
SpongeBob: (walks in with Jimmy behind him) Surely, you remember us, Jimmy and SpongeBob, don't you?
Timmy: I've never seen any of you before in my life.
Poof: Poof, poof?
Jimmy: (looks closely at Timmy) Somethings wrong. He looks dizzy,... exhausted. (turns to Goddard) Goddard, initiate a lie-detector test.
Goddard: (barks)
(Goddard pulls out a headband with a pair of wiggly antennae and places them on Timmy's head)
Timmy: Hey!
(Goddard opens up his screen under his neck and activates his lie detector drive)
Jimmy: Do the names Cosmo or Wanda mean anything to you?
Timmy: I don't know. Should they?
(The polygraph on the screen glows green while displaying the word "TRUE")
Jimmy: Have you ever heard of a town called Retroville?
Timmy: No, but it sounds cool.
(The polygraph on the screen glows green while displaying the word "TRUE" again)
SpongeBob: (buts in) What color is my underwear?!
Timmy: (grossed out) I don't know! How am I supposed to know that?!
(Once again, the polygraph on the screen glows green while displaying the word "TRUE". Goddard prints out the results of the lie detector test. Jimmy grabs the paper and looks at it, confused)
Wanda: SpongeBob! You wasted the last question!
SpongeBob: Sorry.
Jimmy: This doesn't make any sense! The test results show that Timmy is telling the truth!
Wanda: But that's impossible! We've known Timmy for years!
Cosmo: There's only one explanation: (everyone looks at Cosmo) Somebody erased Timmy's memory!
Timmy: (pauses) That would explain a lot. Ow! Including this headache I've got!
Wanda: (shocked) Who are you and what have you done with my husband?!
SpongeBob: (everyone looks at Timmy) But who would erase Timmy's memory?
Dark Danny: (off-screen) Oh, (everyone is startled) I would be happy to explain that. (everyone turns around and looks at him; cut to him, floating) That is,... if you're willing to (multiplies into seven) sit still and listen.
(Everybody gasps as the Dark Danny duplicates zap them, knocking them unconscious. We fade to black. Jimmy opens his eyes and sees Dark Danny)
Dark Danny: Hello. Hello. Hello. Welcome to my secret lair.
(We zoom out and see Jimmy, SpongeBob, and Timmy all strapped to stainless steel tables leaning against each other. Up above them, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof are trapped in an iron butterfly net bolted to the ceiling. Over on a table nearby, Goddard is strapped to a stainless steel table, laying flat. Across the room is a huge computer monitor. Dark Danny is floating in front of Jimmy, while Norm is across the room as well)
Jimmy: Danny? Is that you?
Dark Danny: Once upon a time, I was,... but that was a lifetime ago. (floats away)
Jimmy: A lifetime? Then, you're from the future!
Norm: Ah, you (Jimmy looks in direction of Norm's voice) geniuses are all alike: perceptive to everything, but life itself.
Wanda: Norm?!
Cosmo: (points) What's he doing here?!
Norm: (floats up to butterfly net) I already told your friend in the pink hat: I'm serving a new master! (turns around, pretends to lean with elbow) And might I add, the first one I actually like.
SpongeBob: Are you 2 working for the Evil Syndicate?
Norm: No, but they were an inspiration for us.
Dark Danny: But unlike them, I've created (smiles) a much better mess of things than they ever did.
Jimmy: What are you talking about?
(Dark Danny snaps his fingers and Norm starts adjusting the controls on the computer. Suddenly, 7 huge spot-like screens appear in front of everyone. One in front of Jimmy shows Dark Danny and Norm conjuring the one-man rocket in Jimmy's lab. One in front of SpongeBob shows Dark Danny and Norm using the cloning device to clone King Neptune. One shows Dark Danny arranging several babies to be present near Cosmo and Wanda, inspiring the birth of Poof. One screen shows Dark Danny wishing for Timmy's most dangerous enemy, a black hole called the Darkness. One shows the birth of Foop, Poof's anti-fairy counterpart. One shows Dark Danny supplying Foop with documentation of Timmy's secret wish in Fairy Court. And finally, the last one shows Dark Danny overshadowing Jorgen. Everyone is shocked by what they see)
Dark Danny: As you can see, I've been busy for the past few months. (floats up to butterfly net) Your world proved to be the most resistant to my influence, (Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof look at each other) but eventually, it fell flat on its face, just like the rest.
Cosmo: You monster!
SpongeBob: Why are you doing this? We've never done anything to you?
Jimmy: SpongeBob's right! What interest could you possibly have in our dimensions?
Dark Danny: It's not your dimensions I'm particularly interested in; it's my own.
Norm: It'll all make sense once our guest of honor arrives.
Timmy: Guest of honor? Who's that?
Dark Danny: You'll see soon enough. (looks at Norm) Norm, send these children to the bubbles and give me 3 more wishes.
(Norm snaps his fingers and Jimmy, Timmy, SpongeBob, and the rest are surrounded by a blue ameba-like shape with the word "GONG!" in front as it fills the screen. The shape dissipates as we transition to Danny's house back in Amity Park on Earth 20. We cut to the Fenton laboratory, where we see Danny's Dad staring at a computer with his hands over his head, looking bored and frustrated. Danny, in his human form, walks up behind him)
Danny: Hey, Dad. How's it coming?
Danny's Dad: No different than the last time you asked. (gestures to computer screen) The computer is still trying to process your friend Frostbite's data on whoever that was that kidnapped Jasmine and your friends. It could take days to upload it to (gestures to Fenton Portal) our ghost portal!
Danny: (upset) We don't have days! For all we know, Sam, Tucker, and Jazz could only have hours left!
Danny's Dad: (angry, shouts) Would you just be patient, Danny! Your mother and I created Fenton Works for hunting ghosts, not human search and rescue! (Danny becomes startled and takes a step back; calms down, nervous) I'm sorry I snapped like that, Danny; it's just when anyone I care about is in danger, I-
Danny: I know, Dad.
(Danny walks over to his Mom, who is working with a miniature arc welder)
Danny: What are you working on, Mom?
Danny's Mom: (stops) Well, you're going to need a way to find Sam and the others, right?
Danny: Uh, yeah?
Danny's Mom: So, I've modified the booo-merang to track human DNA instead of ghostly ecto-signatures.
Danny: (smiles) Hey, that's a great idea!
Danny's Mom: I'm calling it… (holds up a red and gray, metallic boomerang) …the human-rang! (laughs, lowers human-rang) Get it?!
Danny: (unimpressed) Yeah, I got it, Mom.
(Suddenly, the computer finishes processing Frostbite's data and pings. Danny's Dad stands up, excited)
Danny's Dad: Eureka! (the Fenton Portal opens) I've used the data on the kidnapper to reprogram the portal; now instead of busting open the wall into the ghost dimension, it'll bust open walls into other dimensions, particularly the one where that hippie-dippy creep fled, too. (pauses) That, or it could be a dominion of death and misery. I have made several mistakes over the years.
Danny: In that case, (goes ghost) I better go alone.
(Danny walks over to a table and starts packing the Specter Deflector belt, Ghost Gauntlets, Fenton Crammer shrink ray, and Fenton Ghost Peeler. Danny's parents walk up to him)
Danny's Dad: Are you sure about that, son?
Danny's Mom: We haven't kicked anyone's butt in a while. (pulls hood over head) And you know how much we love to kick butt! (activates lasers in jumpsuit, dances around) HI-YA! (blasts hole in wall)
Danny's Dad: (smiles, looks at Danny's Mom) Man! That's hot!
Danny: (closes backpack) No, guys. (puts backpack on) I can stand to lose Jazz, maybe even my friends, but if I lost you guys, too, I don't know what I'd do with myself. (grabs human-rang) This is something I've got to do myself.
(Danny's parents smile)
Danny's Dad: Danny, you're becoming a better hero all the time. (tears up) We're proud of you.
Danny"s Mom: Well, (rummages through pocket) in case you don't come back, (pulls out photo) take this. (Danny grabs the photo and looks at it; photo of Danny's family and friends) Team Phantom.
Danny: (smiles, looks at his mom) Team Phantom.
(Danny stuffs the picture in his backpack and jumps through the portal. Danny's Dad pulls the lever to close the portal. We cut to Dark Danny's lair, where the other end of the portal is open in a corridor. Danny flies out and lands on his feet as his end of the portal closes. Danny looks around; he lifts up the human-rang)
Danny: Alright, you weirdly-named tracking device. Do your thing.
(Danny throws the human-rang, which unbeknownst to him, is caught by Dark Danny's hand. Danny flies down the corridor in the direction he threw the human-rang)
Danny: Heeeeeere, human-rang. Ah, man, I really sound like an idiot saying that.
Norm: (off-screen) You're about (stops, looks around) to look like one, too.
(A cube rolls underneath Danny and stops right in front of him; before he can react, the cube unfolds and encases Danny. The box shocks Danny and weakens him as he reverts to his human form. Suddenly, Danny is surrounded in a blue ameba-like shape with the word "GONG!" in front and is transported in behind Dark Danny, who is looking through his backpack at the Ghost Gauntlets. Danny hovers for a moment; Dark Danny puts the Ghost Gauntlets back in the backpack and turns around. He uses his powers to tie up Danny in ectoplasmic ropes. Danny looks up and is shocked to see Dark Danny free from the Ghost Zone)
Danny: YOU?! (struggles to get free, looks down at ropes) I'm going ghost! (goes ghost, struggles)
Dark Danny: Oh, please, Danny. Did you honestly think that I wouldn't compensate for your newfound strength since the Disasteroid incident?
Danny: (confused, shocked) The Disasteroid?! How did you-
Norm: We've been (Danny looks at him) watching you for months now! We probably know more about you than you do.
Danny: It's you! What have you done with my friends?!
Norm: Oh, they're safe…
(The roof below them opens up, revealing 4 tempered glass bubbles, 3 containing Jimmy, Timmy, SpongeBob, and their friends respectively, and one containing Sam, Tucker, and Jazz. Danny looks down at them and becomes frightened)
Norm: …for the moment.
Danny: Jimmy?! Timmy?! SpongeBob?! (looks at Dark Danny, shouts) What have you done with them?!
Dark Danny: Nothing,... yet. I'd be more concerned about (Norm pushes button on computer; 3 spot-like screens with visuals of Earth's 24, 37, and 56 appear) their homes if I were you.
Danny: (devastated) I don't understand. Why are you doing this?!
Dark Danny: It's like this, Danny: 2 years ago, you and Clockwork trapped me in a tin can and left me to perish in the Ghost Zone! I escaped, but it was too late to change your present, so I attempted to change your past.
Norm: But the old man made a mistake and we both got sucked into Neutron's lab.
Jimmy: (cut to Jimmy) I thought there was something strange a few months ago!
Norm: (cut to Norm; dressed like Bob Ross) But it was the happiest little accident we ever had.
Danny: (looks at Norm) Happy little accident?
Dark Danny: Our (Danny looks at him) discovery of the multiverse! It changed everything for us! I realized many things that day. Mainly, using time travel would be too friendly of me. The perfect way to get revenge would be to get you to willingly become the one thing you've worked so hard to avoid since the day we met: (pauses, smiles) me! (laughs)
Danny: Wait? If that's all you want, then, why did you waste so much time messing with these guys?!
Dark Danny: Because… I wanted to break your spirit.
Norm: You see, (Danny looks at him) I'm from Turner's world, and-I-am a genie, who can do almost anything!
Dark Danny: Norm is right. And with that in mind, I'd like to make a deal with you: you surrender yourself AND your precious Amity Park, and I'll use one of my last genie wishes to restore all 3 worlds to normal.
Danny: And what if I don't?!
Dark Danny: Then, I'll continue toppling world after world until our Earth, Earth 20, is the last one standing in the entire multiverse! (a lot of people gasp) Save your world or save the rest: you can't do both. It's up to you.
(Danny stops and looks at his friends in the bubbles. After a few moments, he turns back to Dark Danny and Norm with his head down)
Danny: You win. (closes eyes) I'll do whatever you say.
(Suddenly, everyone in the bubbles becomes scared)
Wanda: What?! Danny! No! Don't do it!
Sheen: It's not worth it!
Jimmy: We'll find another way!
Mr. Krabs: I suppose I could build another restaurant here.
Danny: (looks at everyone in bubbles) I'm sorry, guys, but I have no choice; if there's any chance he'll keep his word, I've got to take it.
Dark Danny: (laughs loudly) Just as I suspected: (frowns) your compassion outweighs your better judgment!
Danny: (looks at Dark Danny) Just please let me say goodbye to my girlfriend.
Dark Danny: (holds up wrist) Well, (opens wrist computer) we've waited 6 months for this. (closes wrist computer, looks at Danny) I suppose we can wait a while longer.
(Dark Danny uses his powers to dissipate the ropes on Danny. He flies down to the bubble with Sam, Tucker, and Jazz; Norm pops up in front and opens a hatch on front. Danny flies in and looks at Sam)
Sam: So, this is it, isn't it? After all we've been through?
Danny: Yeah, I guess it is.
Tucker: It's funny: (Danny looks at him) I always thought you'd go out defending our town.
Danny: Well, it looks like I'm going out defending everyone else's.
Jazz: Hey. (Danny looks at her) For what it's worth, I think you made the right decision. And… I'm proud to be your older sister.
Danny: (smiles, hugs Jazz) Thanks, Jazz.
(Suddenly, Sam grabs him and gives him a big kiss. Then, the hatch to the bubble is opened and Danny is pulled away by another ectoplasmic rope. Dark Danny is putting on the Ghost Gauntlets)
Dark Danny: Time's up! (looks at Norm) Bring him in.
(Norm snaps his fingers and suddenly, Vlad Masters, Danny's archenemy appears. Norm uses his powers to keep him floating. Danny and everyone else is surprised. Vlad looks at Norm and transforms into his alter ego, Vlad Plasmius; he laughs, only to get tied up in an ectoplasmic rope by Dark Danny, too)
Vlad: Ah, fudgebuckets!
Danny: Vlad?! What're you doing here?! I thought you exiled yourself to space after you told everyone on Earth you were a supervillain half-ghost!
Vlad: I was, Daniel! I was! (pauses; looks at Dark Danny) But then HE captured me. He's been keeping me locked up here! (looks at body) And in top physical condition, too.
Danny: (confused) Top physical condition? Why?
Dark Danny: Why not? (Danny and Vlad look at him; holds up Ghost Gauntlets) If I'm going to do what I'm about to, (razor claws spring out of Ghost Gauntlets) I might as well do it right.
Vlad: Dan, listen to me: it won't work! Daniel and I aren't the same people we we're when you were created!
Danny: He's right! Even if you mix our ghost halves now, we won't turn out as evil as you did.
Norm: (off-screen) We'd be more worried about that if we hadn't (holds up spray bottle with label "Megalomanium") already taken that into consideration.
Jimmy: (worried) The Megalomanium?!
Libby: (looks at Jimmy) But I thought you destroyed that.
Dark Danny: He did, but Neutron, of all people, should know that almost anything is possible in a multiverse.
Norm: Especially with someone like me around.
Dark Danny: Okay, let's get this over with!
(Dark Danny sticks both of the Ghost Gauntlets into Danny and Vlad's bodies respectively. He separates Danny and Vlad's ghost haves from their human selves. Dark Danny adjusts his grip on Danny's ghost half and shoves it into Vlad's. Vlad's ghost half opens his eyes, which have turned green and dissolves into Danny's. Danny's ghost half opens his eyes and screams as his face begins to crack; his skin turns blue, his ears become pointy, and rings of energy start to ripple out of him. Norm looks in awe)
Norm: It's… incredible…
(Danny's ghost half stops screaming as he finishes mixing with Vlad's. The new Vlad/Danny combination looks around, worried. Dark Danny drops the Ghost Gauntlets as Norm hands him the Megalomanium; Dark Danny starts to disconnect the sprayer from the bottle)
Dark Danny: And now for the final touch.
(Dark Danny splashes the Megalomanium all over the Vlad/Danny combination. It squirms and groans in pain as the chemical soaks in. Suddenly, his hair starts to flame up like Dark Danny's and he gets an evil look on his face, transforming into a Megalomaniac Danny. Dark Danny drops the bottle on the ground and it breaks)
Dark Danny: (laughs) Success! I-am-reborn! And that means (reaches in chest) I don't need (pulls out time medallion) this to help me exist anymore! (crushes time medallion in hand, drops pieces on floor)
Danny: (annoyed) Alright, I've kept my end of the deal; now you keep yours.
Dark Danny: (unamused) I may be completely lacking in humanity, but I am a ghost of my word. (looks at Norm) I wish that the worlds of Retroville, Dimmsdale, and Bikini Bottom were back to their original states.
(Norm snaps his fingers and the spot-like screens are surrounded by a blue ameba-like shape with the word "GONG!" in front; the shape dissipates and all 3 worlds are revealed to have returned to normal. Megalomaniac Danny looks at the screens, then Dark Danny)
Norm: And speaking of deals, aren't you forgetting something?
Dark Danny: But, of course. Norm,... I wish you were free.
(Norm snaps his fingers. Suddenly, his lava lamp appears in a blue ameba-like shape with the word "GONG!" in front; it cracks all over and blows into smithereens)
Norm: Well, what do you know? I'm free! At last! (snaps fingers, conjures Canadian outfit) I can finally take that trip to Canada! (stops) I'm surprised I didn't do that the last time I was free.
Dark Danny: Yes, and with my newer, younger self under my tutelage, I can get my future back to the way it's supposed to be.
Megalomaniac Danny: (off-screen) Not so fast, old man!
Dark Danny: (pauses; turns around, confused) What?!
(Suddenly, Dark Danny gets blasted in the face and flies across the Nowhere Dimension. He opens his eyes and sees Megalomaniac Danny speeding down toward him with the Ghost Gauntlets)
Megalomaniac Danny: Big mistake using the Megalomanium! (Dark Danny becomes worried; punches Dark Danny's face) It's tricky stuff. (grabs Dark Danny) And I'm not particularly interested in this whole timeline-restoration plan of yours. (throws Dark Danny back in lair) I've got my own ideas for the multiverse! (flies toward Dark Danny)
(Dark Danny turns intangible and backs into the wall. Megalomaniac Danny tries to punch Dark Danny, but misses and hits the wall. Dark Danny sneaks up from behind and grabs Megalomaniac Danny from behind, startling him)
Dark Danny: Bad move, Jr. (zaps Megalomaniac Danny; Megalomaniac Danny hits his head on the wall) I created you for one purpose: to restore my timeline. To get me home! (shoot ectoplasmic rope at Megalomaniac Danny, spins Megalomaniac Danny around) You don't get to choose! (dissipates rope, throws Megalomaniac Danny in air; flies above Megalomaniac Danny, makes fist with both hands) You will learn respect! (slams fist on Megalomaniac Danny)
(Megalomaniac Danny falls and hits the ground hard, creating a crater and shaking all the bubbles with everyone inside. The bubbles stabilize as Megalomaniac Danny looks up and sees Dark Danny diving right at him. Megalomaniac Danny narrows his eyes and shoots a beam from them at Dark Danny. Dark Danny becomes startled as the beam hits him and freezes everything, but his head. Megalomaniac Danny moves to the side as Dark Danny, face up, falls to the ground, frozen)
Dark Danny: It's not fair! I haven't used my cryokinesis power in years!
Norm: Uh,... (snaps fingers, conjures open suitcase, clothes, and toiletries) I better (starts packing suitcase with magic) get out of here before (closes suitcase) this gets out of hand. (turns around)
Megalomaniac Danny: Not (Norm stops) so fast, hippie! I have plans for you, too. (takes deep breath, uses Ghostly Wail)
(Megalomaniac knocks Norm to the ground and causes the ropes binding Danny and Vlad to dissipate, causing them to fall. Everyone covers their ears as the Ghostly Wail also shatters the bubbles. Megalomaniac Danny stops and flies right into Norm, overshadowing him; Norm's eyes turn red as Megalomaniac Danny takes over and laughs)
Timmy: That can't be good.
(Megalomaniac Danny uses Norm's powers to lift up Dark Danny in front of his face. Dark Danny is terrified and furious)
Dark Danny: You can't do this to me! I made you!
Megalomaniac Danny: Well, I suppose we could talk about this. (pauses; Dark Danny sweats) Then again, there's no universe big enough for the both of us.
Dark Danny: NOOOOOO!
(Megalomaniac Danny snaps his fingers and Dark Danny disappears in a blue ameba-like shape with the word "GONG!" in front. Everybody is frightened)
Jazz: What happened?!
Wanda: He erased him from existence!
(Megalomaniac Danny looks up at the 3 spot- like screens with Earth's 24, 37, and 56 on them. He snaps his fingers and the spot-like screens are surrounded by a blue ameba-like shape with the word "GONG!" in front; the shape dissipates and Retroville, Dimmsdale, and Bikini Bottom begin spiraling into even more chaos than before)
Mr. Krabs: That's even worse.
Megalomaniac Danny: (flies up) I hope you kids like being grounded.
Sheen: Why?
Megalomaniac Danny: Because you're never getting out of here! (laughs; snaps fingers)
(Megalomaniac Danny disappears in a blue ameba-like shape with the word "GONG!" in front)
Vlad: Blast it all! He's escaped!
Jimmy: Not for long! (runs over to computer, messes with controls)
Timmy: What are you doing?
Jimmy: Dan obviously used some of my equipment to invade our worlds. If I can get into the system and locate his duplicate portal, we-
(Suddenly, the computer starts beeping)
Computer: Hacking codes detected. Self-destruct sequence initiated.
(The computer starts counting down from 10 seconds)
SpongeBob: Ah, barnacles!
Cindy: Get back!
(SpongeBob, Timmy, Jimmy, Danny and their friends all run as far as they can away from the computer as it explodes. Everyone looks back)
Carl: Now what are we going to do?! We're trapped here in another dimension with no way to get out!
Tucker: Not to mention that a megalomaniac ghost just overshadowed a nigh-powerful genie and he's bent on destroying everything that we hold dear?
(Everyone is busy looking at each other as the camera zooms out from the lair and mess. A title card that says "To be continued" flashes against the screen)
French Narrator: To be continued.
