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(Author's Note: This story was an excerpt from a Nightmare on Elm Street spec script I had attempted to write years ago, the script was never finished, but who knows maybe one day I'll dust it off and actually finish it, so with those words said, and a little tweaking I did, here is the story, enjoy).
We get a glimpse of a very nice Neighborhood. A UPS Truck is driving up to a really nice looking House that I'll probably trash and get evicted from, the driver gets out of the truck with a package under his arm. He approaches the house and he rings the doorbell. The door opens and is answered by a man wearing a tuxedo.
"Hello, I have a package here for a Mr. Fred Krueger".
"I'll sign for Mr. Krueger. I'm his butler".
He signs a form and the ups worker hands over the package and leaves. The butler closes the door.
In the backyard there are several well-known Famous Monster Movie Stars hanging out by the pool and the Outside Bar. Ghostface is on a Lawn Chair, he's drinking from a bottle of whiskey, and talking on the phone to someone he knows.
"I had told Wes, Bob, Harvey, Kevin, and MTV that I wasn't doing the show, this is what I told my Agent "I'll do the 4th Movie, but I won't do the show". We made an Agreement in Writing that if in any way they used my likeness in the show then I'll contact my Lawyers and sue the hell out of them. Genius right?".
The voice on the other line laughs.
"I know, but that's nothing compared to what I had told Ronan Farrow after I got financially screwed".
Chucky and Brad Dourif are sitting on Lawn Chairs and Drinking Champagne.
"I was skeptical about doing another film after "Bride of Chucky". Financially I was good. I told them if I did do another film it should be called "Son of Chucky", I told them it would sell and bring Publicity, but someone screwed up, Shit happened, and they changed it. "Seed of Chucky" was a terrible name, THEY FUCKED UP BIG TIME!"
Brad responds' "I agree, there was too much focus on the comedy than horror, hope the next film goes back to Straight-Up Horror, or at least Blend it like in Part 3 and Bride".
"I'll Drink to that".
They raise their Champagne glasses and cheer, at a table nearby, Jason Voorhees is sitting at a table talking to a news reporter who's interviewing him.
"Mr. Voorhees, with almost thirty years in the Horror movie Business, how do you feel about your last two movies?"
"I thought "Jason X" was a great idea, think about it "Jason in Space", yeah fans have mixed feelings about the flick. But at the time it was only Greenlit just to keep us busy while the studio had to go through almost 18 Different Screenplay Drafts of "Freddy Vs. Jason" before they could decide. And there were Tons of ideas to Choose from, from the Implausible to the Ridiculous, no one couldn't decide on anything, it took awhile to decide, but I personally think it did well".
At a table next to Voorhees, The Mummy, who sounds similar to his appearance from the film Bordello of Blood, is doing an Interview talking about his career.
"With a Career that spans decades, do you think the critics will finally give you your long overdue respect?"
"When you've been in the Business as long as I have, you earn respect from your peers for your Body of Work, from the Masterpieces to the Ridiculous".
Next to the table, and sitting on a lawn chair is the man himself, Freddy Krueger, he is reading a Newspaper, then in a fit throws the paper aside and complains to the mummy.
"This is Bullshit!, how dare they criticize my work, I brought Scary back to the Screen! First it's Too Scary, then I'm not Scary enough, when will the people make up their minds about what they want!"
"Ah, Frederick, you have to understand that times are Changing, The Industry is different now then when we first started out, being Scary isn't enough anymore, people want to laugh and be Scared at the same time. Trust me I worked with Many Well-Known people in this Industry like "Abbot and Costello", "Boris Karloff", and many more Important People that were Important to my Success".
"It's easy for you and you're wrapped in Bedsheets and Toilet Paper".
"But you have to Understand, Frederick, It's not personal, it's just Business. Just look at me, I didn't complain when I went Overseas to work on The "Hammer Films" which were Fantastic by the way. Brilliant if I do say so myself".
"Blah, Blah, Blah I've heard your Bullshit Story A Million Times".
"C'mon, Frederick lighten up. You Should be Proud of your work. Just look at me I've done so Many Films that I should have my own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame".
"Oh, Shut the Fuck Up already. Look at me I'm the Laughingstock of the Horror Industry. I'm at the Bottom of the Barrel, just like The Creature from the Black Lagoon. only he had three films and I have A Fucking Franchise".
Speaking of which, The Creature from the Black Lagoon emerges from the Pool and he speaks to Krueger in a Feminine Voice.
"Hey. I'll have you know that I'm a Legend in this Business. I have a Cult Following that Continues to this day. And I'm training for the Olympics".
"Shut up, you Mutated Fish"!
Krueger throws a Beer Bottle, but it misses The Creature and instead hits Michael Myers in the head, this causes him to fall in the Pool. Pinhead, Dracula, & The Wishmaster watch this happen. Water splashes on Dracula.
"Vhat is the meaning of this?!"
Krueger shouts at him, "Oh, shut Up, Fancy Pants!"
Sitting poolside, The Wishmaster speaks to Pinhead, "I hate Hollywood, glad I retired when I did".
Pinhead nods in Agreement.
Krueger returns to his seat, "This Fucking sucks big time!"
"Don't worry, Frederick. The right Screenplay will come along and before you know it you'll be back on Top".
The butler walks up to Krueger".
"Sir. This Package came for you just now".
"Thank you, Cedric".
"Will you need any more Booze for this Party, Sir?
"I'm Good. Ask the others".
"As you wish, Sir".
Cedric walks away from them. Krueger opens the package. It's a Screenplay.
"What is that, Old Sport?"
"It's a Screenplay".
"Who sent it?"
"This guy from Texas. Says he's a big fan and he wants to help Revitalize my Career. He sounds like a Jackass".
"This could be your Big Comeback, Frederick. A lot of talented people are from Texas. Look at Leather-Face, he's doing great with his Career".
"Yeah...Until Michael Bay got involved".
"Ah yes. That Fool who ruined Cinema. You know he used to Shoot Porn".
"Oh, did he now?"
"It's what I've heard from people in the industry who despise him with a passion. When I was still acting in Motion Pictures I wanted a role in one of his movies, I could never get him to call me back, and when I did get ahold of him he told me to Fuck off. Now he'd give his left nut just to work with me".
"Whatever. Let's see what this Jackass's Screenplay has to offer".
The End
(Author's Note: What do you think? should I continue with this story? please read and review).
