On an Island, Chris McLean looked at the camera.
"Yo, we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario, I'm your host, Chris McLean, along with my co-host, Doctor Monty-"
The camera showed an old man near Chris. The old man wore a red scarf and a green jacket."Hello." The man waved, smiling at the camera.
"-and we're dropping season one of the hottest reality show on television right now. Here's the deal. Twenty-four campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. But here's the thing. These campers are from all over the multiverse. So, with the help of Doctor Monty, we can get these people from different worlds here. They'll compete in challenges against each other and then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat," Chris laughed a little."And leave Total Drama Island for good. Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive one marshmallow."
Chris had a marshmallow on a stick. He took a bite from it and then threw the stick away.
"In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune of the currency from their worlds. To survive, they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food, other surprises that you'll see later in the season, and each other. Every moment will be caught on of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out right here, right now on Total...Drama...Island!"
Chris Mclean, Doctor Monty, and another man were on the docks.
"Oh, and I should introduce Doctor Monty's bodyguard. He's a tough man who's father was in the second world war, he's killed innocent people, he survived getting shot in the face...meet Barracuda!" Chris introduced.
The other man on the dock was a tall african american man with a bald head and a black shirt."What's up, everybody?" The Barracuda smiled, showing his golden teeth that said, "Fuck you."
Chris then looked at the camera."All right, it's time to meet our first 11 campers. We told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort so, if they seemed a little T.O.-ed, that's probably why."
The first boat then parked near the dock.
"Welcoming the hero of the Boiling Isles, here's Luz Noceda!" Chris said as Luz walked onto the dock.
Luz walked over to Chris and Doctor Monty."Thanks for letting me be apart of this." She said to them, grateful.
Luz then looked at the camera."Hi, mom!" Luz said to the camera."Hi, Eda! Hi, King! Hi, Amity! Hi, Gus!" She waved.
In the human world, Luz's mom, along with Eda, Amity and all of her friends, were in the living room of Camila's house, watching the TV.
"Oh, my little girl's on TV..." Camila said with a smile when she saw her daughter.
"Next, we have a member from the Young Six from Equestria, here's Ocellus!"
A young, shy female Changeling walked down the dock."H-hi." The Changeling said to the camera shyly.
In Equestria, the Young Six were able to watch what was happening on a TV that had been given to them by Doctor Monty.
"Go Changeling friend!" Yona yelled loudly, cheering for her friend.
"Hi, I'm Luz." Luz smiled at Ocellus as she walked over to where she was.
"Our next character is an alien female from the Star Wars Galaxy. She's lived for a long time and is in debt to Jabba the Hutt himself...here's Deva Lompop!" Chris introduced.
Deva Lompop, a female Shani wearing a red shirt with a black leather jacket, walked down the dock.
"Thank you for inviting me to this little game." Deva said to Chris and Doctor Monty.
On Tatooine, Jabba the Hutt was watching this through a holovid. Near Jabba was Boba Fett, who was also watching this.
"This Chris McLean seems to have a lot of money. I am surprised you did not join this show." Jabba said to his top Bounty Hunter.
"I go after bounties, Jabba. That's all." Boba told him. But he was curious to see if his rival, Deva Lompop, would win.
"Our next character is a soldier who fought in the second world war and Vietnam and fights bad guys and was a member of the Watchmen, here's, also known as Eddie Blake, the Comedian!"
A man with black hair walked down the dock. The Comedian was wearing his leather body armor with his blue and red shoulder pads. He also had his yellow smiley button on his body armor and had his black domino mask over his face.
"Hey there!" The Comedian, smoking a cigar, said with a smile.
"Next, we have a character from a direct-to-DVD movie, here's the daughter of Balto, Aleu!" Chris introduced.
A grey wolf, Aleu, walked down the dock, smiling.
Near the town where Balto lived, Balto and Jenny, along with Boris and Muk and Luk, were watching the TV Doctor Monty had given
"There's Aleu!" Muk pointed to the TV when they saw her on it.
"Why the hell are we letting a mutt be a part of this?" The Comedian asked, confused.
Aleu frowned at being called a mutt.
"Hey! Be nice!" Luz warned the Comedian.
The Comedian just rolled his eyes and smoked his cigar.
Luz looked at Aleu and smiled."Hi. Luz."
Aleu smiled a little."Nice to meet you, Luz."
"Our next character is another character from the Star Wars Galaxy. He worked for the Empire but then became a Bounty Hunter, here's Beilert Valance!"
A cyborg wearing blue clothing walked down the dock, half of his face looking human while the other half was metal.
"Woah! Is that guy the Terminator?" Said Barracuda.
"Actually, his character was invented in the 70s Star Wars comics before Terminator." Said Doctor Monty.
"Valance." Deva said to the cyborg."I haven't seen you since the Ralen Job. How are you doing?"
"I...I've been better." Valance said. He had lost Yuralla Vega, the woman he had loved.
"Our next character was a sidekick to Captain America...here's Bucky Barnes!"
Bucky walked down the dock, wearing his black body armor.
"Hi!" Luz waved at Bucky.
"Uh...hi." Bucky said to her.
"Here's our next character, a former Jedi apprentice, Asajj Ventress!"
Ventress, wearing her purple skirt, walked down the dock."The only reason to why I am here is because my master wants me to see how well I am against other people from other worlds." She said.
Ventress looked at Luz, Ocellus, and Aleu.
"It shouldn't be too hard." The Sith apprentice said.
"We have another Star Wars character. He's a Sith Assassin that worked with Darth Vader himself, here's Ochi of Bestoon!"
The camera showed an alien, Ochi, wearing his silver armor and a silver and red helmet."Hello there!" Ochi said, waving at the campers.
Ochi looked at Valance.
"Valance. Good to see you." He said to the cyborg.
"Our next character is a man that every woman loves, and every Deadite hates, here's Ash Williams!"
A man with black hair and a blue shirt walked off the boat. Everybody noticed that the man's right hand was metal.
"Hey, everybody!" Ash said with a smile as he walked down the dock.
Ash then stopped when he saw Bucky.
"Hey, wait a minute...I killed you!" He pointed at the Winter Soldier.
"What?" Bucky said, having no idea what this man was talking about.
"Yeah! You were gonna eat that girl when I shot you in the head!" Ash said, remembering when he had visited a world of superheroes.
"That was a different Bucky." Doctor Monty explained to Ash."Different world."
"Well...fine." Ash looked at Bucky."But if you try eating my brains, you're dead." He warned while Bucky just looked at him, confused.
"Next, we have the hero of Blackwater Bay and the man who saved Tyrion Lannister, here's Bronn the Sellsword!"
Bronn walked down the dock and looked at the other camper."What the fuck..." He said, confused by what they were and how they dressed.
"Now, we have two members of the mafia joining us. One fed David Kai his own children and the other worked for Ray the Rat, here's Nicky Cavella and Carmine Gazzera, also known as Pittsy!"
Nicky Cavella, wearing his black suit with a black tie, and Pittsy walked down the dock.
"Hey, thanks for inviting us." Nicky said to Chris McLean with a smile while Pittsy was just frowning.
Nicky then looked at the camera."Hi, Ink." He said to his friend.
In an apartment, Ink was in his living room, sitting on the couch. He was watching the TV.
"Hi, Ink." Nicky said on TV.
"Huh." Was all Ink said.
Suddenly, someone kicked the door to his room open.
Ink looked to see Frank Castle, also known as the Punisher, standing at his doorway, holding a shotgun.
"Huh." Was all he said before the Punisher shot him in the head.
Frank was about to leave when he noticed someone on the TV.
"Cavella." The Punisher said.
"Wait a minute...I heard of you. You the mothafucka that dug up that skull-wearin' mothafucka's family from the grave. That was fucked, man. Respect." Barracuda said, impressed.
"Wait...you dug up a grave of someone's family?" Ocellus said, horrified.
Cavella nodded."That's right. Don't fuck with Nicky Cavella!"
"But now that you alive, I can only imagine what that Punisher has in store for you." Barracuda said.
Nicky seemed to be a little afraid of that.
"Our next camper is a scientist who worked for America, then Russia, and then everyone thought he was dead until we discovered he was alive, here's...Doctor Peck!"
A man with an eyepatch over his right eye and scarred face walked down the dock.
"Thank you for inviting me." Doctor William Peck said to Monty and Chris.
In prison, Grigori Weaver, Oskarr Strauss, Elizabeth Grey, and Mackenzie Carver were in separate prison cells next to each other with a TV in the corner of outside their cell.
Grey was the only one paying attention to the TV."Uh...guys?" She said.
"What is it, Grey?" Weaver asked.
"Is that...Peck?" She asked, pointing at the TV.
Strauss and Carver looked at the TV as well and their eyes widened when they saw Peck on TV.
"Yeah...it is." Weaver said, surprised to see Peck.
"Next, we have a character who fought an alien, his brother also fought an alien, and his brother is well known for saying, "Get to da chopper!", here's John Schaefer!"
A man wearing a white shirt walked down the dock. John Schaefer walked over to where everybody else was.
"Here's our next camper. He's a pirate and an assassin, here's Edward Kenway!"
A man wearing a blue and white robe with a white hood walked down the dock.
"Our next character is a Jackal from the Outlands and is the husband of Reirei, here's Goigoi!"
A jackal from the Outlands walked down the dock. Goigoi then looked at the camera.
"Hi, dear!" He waved his paw at his wife.
In the Outlands, Reirei, along with all of her pups, were watching the TV Doctor Monty had given them.
"You better win, Goigoi..." Reirei muttered.
"Next, we have everybody's favorite whip-cracking archeologist, here's Indiana Jones!"
Indiana Jones, wearing his brown fedora and brown jacket, walked down the dock. He looked at all the other campers in confusion.
At Barnett College, Henry Jones, Marcus Brody, Sallah, Short Round, George McHale, and Marion Ravenwood were watching the TV Doctor Monty had given them.
"Indy is sure to win!" Said Sallah.
"Solo? Is that you?" Valance asked the man.
"Excuse me?" Indiana Jones said, confused.
"Sorry...you looked like somebody I knew."
"Our next character is a crazy conspiracy theorist, here's Samuel J. Stuhlinger!"
A man with grey hair and glasses walked off the boat. Stuhlinger wore his green vest and shorts.
In the Dark Aether, Misty, Marlton, and Russman were watching this on the TV Doctor Monty had given them.
"You got this, Stu!" Russman cheered for his friend.
"Hey, are you Doctor Minty?" Stuhlinger asked Doctor Monty.
"Monty. Doctor Monty." Monty corrected.
"Right, right." Said Stuhlinger.
"Oh, look at those new people! But why are animals here?" Said a German voice inside Stuhlinger's head.
"Richtofen?" Stuhlinger said, surprised, recognizing the voice."You're still here?"
"Of course I am, Sammy. I'll be watching everything." Ultimis Richtofen said."Good luck."
"Thanks." Said Stuhlinger.
"Uh...who are you talking to?" Chris asked him, confused.
"Don't worry about it." Monty assured Chris.
"Okay...Next, we have yet another Star Wars character. She was the Minister of Lothal and tried to capture the rebels, here's Maketh Tua!"
A woman with blonde hair and brown eyes walked down the dock. Maketh wore her usual blue and grey uniform minus the cone-shaped hat.
"Woah!" Said Ash when she saw her."What's going on, good-lookin'?" Ash said to the Minister of Lothal with a smile.
Maketh only rolled her eyes.
"Our next character is a man from the Marvel Universe. He was a member of the Howling Commandos, here's Dino Manelli!"
A man with black hair and brown eyes walked down the dock in his world war 2 uniform.
"Hey, everybody!" Dino said with a smile.
"Next, we have everybody's favorite party pony, here's Pinkie Pie!"
A pink mare walked down the dock with a big smile.
"Hi everybody! I'm so glad to be here! I can't wait to know everybody!" Pinkie said happily.
In Twilight's castle, the Mane Six were watching this on the TV Doctor Monty had given them.
"Our next camper is a man that helped John Marston, here's Irish! Just Irish!"
A man with a black beard walked off the boat only to stumble and fall on the dock, a bottle of beer in his hand. The man was Irish.
Irish slowly got up and then puked a little on the wooden dock, disgusting some of the characters.
Irish then looked at the characters.
"Woah...I must'a had too much to drink..." Irish said.
"And our final character is the cousin of Niko Bellic, here's Roman Bellic!"
A pudgy man with brown hair and blue eyes walked down the dock.
"Hey, what the fuck is up everybody?" Roman asked with a smile on his face.
In Liberty City, Niko Bellic was watching this on TV.
"I think that's everybody." Said Doctor Monty once they had all the characters.
"First things first, we need a group photo for the promos." Said Chris."Everyone on the end of the dock."
All of the characters went to the end of the dock and Chris took out a camera to take a picture. Chris, Monty, and the Barracuda went on a boat.
"One, two, three..." Chris took the picture."Forgot the lens cap." He said, putting on the lens cap."Okay, hold that pose. One, tw- Oh no, wait, cards full. Hang on."
"Will you fuckin' hurry it up already?!" Pittsy yelled, annoyed.
"Got it. Okay, everyone say, "Wawanakwa!" Chris said.
"Wawanakwa!" They all said in unison.
Suddenly, the wooden dock they were on broke underneath them as Chris took the picture. They all fell into the water.
"Help!" Irish yelled, struggling to swim.
"Okay, guys, dry off and meet at the campfire pit in ten." Said Chris.
Once they had all gotten out of the water, Monty and Chris took the campers to the campfire pit.
Some of them sat down on some logs.
"This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition and maybe even your friends. You dig?"
"Yeah, I get it." Cavella and the other campers nodded.
"The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!" Chris explained.
"Uh, excuse me?" Said Ocellus."What will the sleeping arrangements be?"
"Simple. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other." Monty said.
"You mean I have to be in the same room with a fuckin' horse?" Pittsy said, pointing at Pinkie Pie.
"It won't be that bad!" Said Pinkie with a smile, unphased by what the gangster said.
"Shut the fuck up, you c***!" Pittsy yelled at her, annoyed.
Pinkie was surprised by this and frowned a little.
Some of the campers were shocked that he had just said that.
"Mein Gott!" Said Richtofen in Stuhlinger's head. Even he was shocked."Not even Dempsey would say the C word!"
"Now, Pittsy, let's just calm down." Cavella told his friend.
"Let's just move on..." Chris said. He then brought out a piece of paper."Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there.
"Deva Lompop, Ash Williams, Ventress, Indiana Jones, Aleu, Luz Noceda, Irish, Stuhlinger, William Peck, Edward Kenway, Dino Manelli, and Nicky Cavella. From this moment on, you are officially known as the Screaming Gophers!" Chris said to them.
"The Screaming Gophers? That's a dumb name!" Said Stuhlinger.
"Four eyes is right. That name does sound dumb." Ash agreed.
"I can't believe I'm not on the same team as Pittsy..." Cavella muttered, annoyed.
"The rest of you over here. The Comedian, Bronn, Ocellus, Bucky, John Schaefer, Pinkie Pie, Maketh Tua, Goigoi, Valance, Pittsy, Roman Bellic, and Ochi of Bestoon. Move, move, move!"
They all went over together.
"You guys will officially be known as the Killer Bass!" Chris said to them.
"Killer Bass? These names are fuckin' stupid." Said Bronn.
"All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition. You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest."
In the outhouse, some of the characters went in to talk to the camera.
"Hi, Jabba's pup. Are you watching?" Deva Lompop said with a smile.
"Hi, dad! Hi, mom! Hi, Uncle Boris!" Aleu said to the camera with a smile.
"Hey, Misty and Marlton. Fuck you!" Stuhlinger said with a smug smile, lifting up both middle fingers at the camera.
"All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west." Chris said.
Chris and Monty took the campers to the cabin where they would sleep.
"Who built this place? The Dharma Initiative?" Stuhlinger asked, looking at the cabins.
Monty scoffed."Of course not." Monty then brought out his phone.
"Hey, are all those Dharma symbols gone, Radzinsky?" Monty asked him.
"Yep. They're gone."
"And your still pressing that button, right?"
...
"Radzinsky?"
BLAM!
Monty looked at his phone for a moment before he hung up.
The campers went into their cabins to unpack.
"You've got half an hour to unpack and meet us back at the main lodge, starting now." Chris said before he and Monty left.
"Ew! A cockroach!" Said Maketh, disgusted when she saw a cockroach on the cabin floor.
Valance raised his palm blaster and destroyed the cockroach with a laser blast.
The cockroach was gone and there was a hole in the wooden floor.
"Holy shit...that was fucking awesome!" Said Stuhlinger, impressed.
Once they all settled into the cabins, the campers then went to the cafeteria and met the chef named Chef Hatchet.
"Listen up! I serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day! Grab a tray, get your food, and sit your butts down NOW!" Chef yelled at him.
"What a nice guy." Indiana Jones muttered sarcastically.
"It's a shame there's no hot dogs here." Said John Schaefer.
As everybody sat down to eat, Pinkie Pie noticed that Doctor Peck was sitting all by himself.
Pinkie went over to Peck.
"Hi, wanna be friends?" She asked him with a smile.
"Get the fuck away from me." Peck glared at her.
"Welcome to the Main Lodge!" Chris said to the campers."Your first challenge begins, in one hour!"
"What do you think they'll make us do?" Aleu asked.
"It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?" Stuhlinger said.
All of the campers were then standing on top of a cliff over the water.
"Oh, shit." Said Stuhlinger.