"Full of Surprises"

Rated: M

Fandom: Phineas and Ferb

Characters: Jeremy Johnson, Candace Flynn, Stacy Hirano

Genre: Romance

Pairings: Jeremy Johnson/Candace Flynn/Stacy Hirano

Summary: It's Jeremy and Candace's four year anniversary today, and so far, Jeremy's got plans to celebrate for his lady love. However, Candace has other plans for Jeremy herself. And she ain't alone either.

Disclaimer: Phineas and Ferb and its characters are owned by Disney, and I own jack shit. Let's just leave it at that. Since it's been a very long ass time for me writing a lemon, I've decided to get some help from one of my good friend Calvin Fujii to help me work on this incredible piece of smutiness, because believe it or not, he deserves all of the credit as well. And wouldn't you know it? It's a threesome featuring Jeremy Johnson, Candace Flynn and Stacy Hirano! Didn't expect that, huh? I know I did. So, bring out your best lube and enjoy!

P.S.: All characters in this fic are over 18 years of age, so nothing to worry about from here.

Jeremy Johnson was driving around a good block of the neighborhood, obviously relishing in the sun setting around his smooth white skin. He definitely had a smile riding around his face for very good reason. And the reason was that it was his three-year anniversary with his long-time girlfriend, Candace Flynn. If there's one thing everyone knew very well about Jeremy, it was the fact that he never forgets to celebrate an anniversary.

The best way he knew how to celebrate was the usual dinner and movie gift in Jeremy's opinion. For the couple's first anniversary, Jeremy had given Candace a diamond necklace, took her out to some Korean BBQ, and checked out one of the horror movies playing at the Danville Cineplex, "Paranormal Zombies III". For their second anniversary, Jeremy gave Candace brilliant diamond earrings, dined in one of the town's local Hawaiian-style restaurants titled "The Kilauea Hut", and checked out a sci-fi horror movie called "Attack of the Chainsaw Aliens". On their third anniversary, Jeremy gave Candace a pair of diamond-studded high heels, dined in a wonderful fancy Thai restaurant, and checked out "Rise of the Mayan Robots" in Danville's local drive-in. But this fourth anniversary is now going to be different from here-on. Jeremy had planned to treat Candace out to a big steakhouse that opened up in the city called "Jake's Big Steak Bar & Grill" all before heading out to the drive-in to check out the brand new horror movie Jeremy wanted to see for quite some time, "Zombie Surfers Attack". It was bound to be a fun time for the both of them.

Of course, the only thing Jeremy wanted to do first before they headed out for their date was to give Candace the present he had gotten for her this anniversary. And the only thing he was looking out right now was a mink coat that was sitting right at the passenger's seat.

"I really hope Candace loves this mink coat I've gotten for her," Jeremy said to himself, "I can't believe she's dying to have this for quite some time."

His thoughts soon disappeared once he finally managed to stop right at the Flynn-Fletcher driveway, parking his car picture perfectly before he got out of his vehicle and walked toward the door with Candace's gift wrapped around his arm. He knocked on the door repeatedly before waiting for her arrival at any given second, which was enough time for one of his hairs to drop down on his face, forcing Jeremy to apply some mini hair-gel in order to fix that strand.

He immediately stressed himself out by saying, "I swear I really need to take better care of my hair…"

Jeremy continued to fix those strands of hair long enough for him to hear the sound of the door opening, alongside the sound of Candace's voice saying, "Hey, Jeremy. Glad to see you here!"

"Yeah, sorry I was a little late," Jeremy nodded out before he turned around to face her, "I was busy trying to get that fur-"

His voice was immediately cut off entirely once he saw a good look at Candace himself. Jeremy's entire jaw had dropped in surprise at what Candace was wearing all around her. It was nothing more than a short orange-red mini-dress with the diamond necklace from their first anniversary, the diamond earrings from their second anniversary, the diamond-studded high heels from their third anniversary and such stunning orange eye-shadow that gave her quite a very femme look. She looked so much like a gorgeous supermodel that anyone could see on Instagram or any social media platform that could make any man look at with such incomplete lust on their minds. Her being compared to a supermodel proved to be a big understatement indeed as Candace's body underwent an incredible transformation throughout these few years, resulting in Candace developing an 36-inch chest (CC cups of course), a 23-inch waist and such shapely 38-inch hips that was now making Jeremy's heart skip its lustful beat.

Seeing Jeremy's surprised look on his face forced Candace to break her date's focus with a smile by saying, "So, how do I look?"

"My god, you look incredible." Jeremy said with a hearty chuckle.

"Yeah, I figured I'd go for a sexier look this time around," Candace nodded before noticing the gift around Jeremy's right arm, "Oh, is that gift for me?"

Jeremy looked at her gift and nodded, "Yep, it's for you alright. Happy anniversary."

It didn't take Candace long for her to snatch the box away from Jeremy's hands, right before she furiously opened her gift in breakneck speed seeing the fur mink coat she was now holding right in her pedicured hands.

Candace felt thrilled as ever gushing out, "Oh my god, this is exactly what I wanted! I soooooo love it!"

"Well, I hope it was worth it for you, Candace." Jeremy nodded before smirking, "Saved me two big paychecks just to get you that coat."

"It is. Thank you." Candace said before treating Jeremy with a tender kiss on the lips.

"You're quite welcome." Jeremy nodded as he gestured over to the car, "So you ready to head out? You can wear your mink coat on the way to the steakhouse."

"I would definitely love that," Candace nodded, before pausing a bit, "But you want to see what I've got you myself?"

Jeremy somehow raised an eyebrow and chuckled himself, "You actually got me something?"

"I did," Candace replied with a nod, "But first, you might want to close your eyes. It's a big surprise."

"Well, if it's that big, then all right then." He shrugged right away, before Jeremy finally closed his eyes for Candace.

This gave enough time for the redhead to escort Jeremy right inside the house and right upstairs to where Jeremy felt a hint of strawberry go right upside his nose, forcing him to take a good whiff of the fruity scent himself.

"So, you're gonna give me a candle for our anniversary?" Jeremy blindly guessed.

Candace shrugged herself saying, "No, but you're getting very warm."

The two continued to walk in silence until they finally made it all the way up to Candace's bedroom where she and Jeremy had entered, although he didn't know it yet. Although he could feel the scent of strawberries through his nose get a little muskier than he obviously expected.

"Okay, I think you obviously got me stumped, Candace," Jeremy sighed before asking her, "Can I please open my eyes now?"

Candace answered with such a sweet giggle, "Well, since you said 'please', go ahead and see your surprise."

"About time." The blonde sighed yet again before he finally opened his eyes.

When he did open his eyes though, surprise suddenly turned to shock all around Jeremy's face as he saw his date standing next to her best friend Stacy Hirano, practically dressed like the same thing Candace was wearing right now. The only difference was that Stacy was sporting an emerald green mini-dress that definitely complimented her curvaceous figure, which looked exactly the same sexy body type that Candace had. This looked definitely unreal to Jeremy, who couldn't exactly tell if he either stepped into some kind of porn movie set or not, but either way the visual of Candace and Stacy standing beside him looking all sexy and whatnot was enough to make him stunned to the bone.

An intrigued "whoa" escaped Jeremy's lips as he was still unable to make this scene as clear as he can. He raised an eyebrow before saying to Candace, "Okay, I didn't know you were gonna bring Stacy along."

The two girls found themselves laughing around Jeremy's sudden cluelessness as if he somehow got confused (which he was right now at the moment). Confused enough to make Stacy break the awkward tension Jeremy was creating with a smile around her face.

"You really thought I'd be coming along on your date?" The curvy Asian scoffed with a smirk, "Oh Jeremy, I think you got it all wrong. I think me and Candace thought of a different way you can spend your anniversary this year."

"Really?" Jeremy said with his eyes bulging out of his sockets, "What did the two of you have in mind?"

It didn't take too long for the two beauties to approach Jeremy close-up, strutting all around to get a good closer look at the still-confused blonde themselves.

Realizing that they were being asked a question, Candace replied to her boyfriend with a shrug, "Well, I can assure you that it won't be the same-old same-old this anniversary, I can tell you that…"

"But I'd thought you liked the usual dinner-and-movie I give to you all the time…" Jeremy said, muttering out in disappointment.

Stacy once again cut Jeremy off with another smirk, "Oh, she does. It's just that Candace and myself have thought of a different surprise to give to you this time."

"Okay, I literally have no idea what's going on," Jeremy shook his head in the process, "I mean, you two have totally got me con-"

He would never complete that last word though as Jeremy found himself being cut off by Candace's sweet strawberry-scented lips smooching his lips in an unexpected fashion. That of course would soon transition into a powerful French kiss that somehow left Jeremy moaning in unexpected pleasure, possibly being doubled by the feeling of Stacy's lips kissing all around his tender little neck. The feeling was more than enough to finally break Jeremy out of his confused state and transition into a state that was driven by newfound sexual lust and passion.

"Oh my goodness, I can't believe this was my surprise all along. I don't know why I didn't imagine this in the first place, but either way, this is awesome!" Jeremy thought to himself as he still relished in this amazing make-out session caused by both women themselves.

It felt even more amazing for Jeremy though as he felt the bulge of his pants being gripped upon and caressed by a pair of human hands. He looked down to see the sight of Stacy and Candace rubbing their hands around his denim-covered erection, growing so hard enough for the two bodacious girls to get a hold of the button that held up Jeremy's shorts altogether. The button found itself snapping off completely before Candace proceeded to send Jeremy's zipper down on impact, making her and Stacy go completely speechless of the first thing they would see next beneath their very eyes. And that was nothing more than the sight of Jeremy's hung yet pulsating cock standing firm and tall in all of its ten-inch glory. A sight like that was enough to leave Candace and Stacy hypnotized and mind-controlled for their sexual appetites to take action.

"Oh, the fun we're gonna have with you for sure…" Candace said, smirking up to Jeremy before they went for the attack.

And did they go for the attack indeed as Candace and Stacy slurped all the way up to the head of his cock, which made the auburn-haired beauty charge all the way down in force, leaving every inch of his cock being sucked back and forth in its wake. This of course left Stacy's tongue to go to work all over his enlarged scrotum, just licking, sucking and massaging all around the sack with her lips alone. The two would then switch places at a time for a good couple of minutes, leaving Stacy to suck down on Jeremy's hardened member while Candace used her perfect tongue to make out and massage his scrotum to her advantage. The double amount of pleasure immediately sent shivers right up to Jeremy's spine, leaving his hips to spasm as a result.

"Ohhhhhh… ohhhh my god, this is… this is so… so… mhhhh…" He moaned out perfectly, being overtaken by this kind of passion the longer time went. The two women continued to suck and slurp his throbbing erection and balls to their heart's content, blowing him to the point where a stream of pre-cum would soon appear out of the tip of his cock. Candace and Stacy would take care of this problem right away once they used their tongues once more to wipe that pre-cum off, leaving Jeremy to break out another loud rapturous moan in response. He couldn't imagine how lucky he was getting right now to feel this kind of pleasure coming from his girlfriend and her best friend at this point. Eventually, it came to a point where both girls eventually felt their nipples stiffen through their combined dresses, leaving both Candace and Stacy to break off the amazing blowjob completely much to Jeremy's disappointment. He wasn't disappointed for long once Jeremy noticed both Stacy and Candace being stripped out of their dresses, leaving their bare succulent breasts exposed in front of Jeremy's vulnerable yet erected cock.

The blonde immediately relaxed on the bed as the two beauties standing before him pressed their breasts around his hard shaft, proceeding to shift up and down repeatedly in order to work around the erection. The combined force of Candace and Stacy's respective mammaries managed to give his member quite a tightening squeeze at best, leaving Jeremy to cling onto the bed sheets tight as he could to endure the aggressive vice grip caused by their breasts. Their double squeeze did such a number on his cock so much that doing so created even more pre-cum leaking out of his phallic head. Both girls knew he was coming close to reaching that orgasmic breaking point, heck even Jeremy knew he was coming that close to that climax himself.

There was no way Candace and Stacy was gonna let him blow up that early though, so they proceeded to stand back up and give their breasts a bit of a breather while they proceeded to tease him off with their tight thong straps. Jeremy felt his heart skip a beat just imagining what both Candace and Stacy would look like without those thongs of theirs on.

"Oh god, please take them off…" The blonde thought at the sight of the two.

He eventually got his wish all to himself as Candace and Stacy gently slid their thongs down to their legs, leaving their blossoming pink womenhoods exposed for Jeremy to lick his lips in hunger. He honestly couldn't believe how tight and shaven they were in comparison. They were no doubt the perfect pair of clits Jeremy laid his eyes, and no doubt the only thing he could lay his eyes on was which one he was looking to take a test drive on.

The lucky recipient of course was Stacy, who immediately obliged to sit right on top of Jeremy's entire face which meant that his whole lips were centered just right between her fragile pink walls. The blonde wasted no time going to work on her, surprising her vaginal entrance with the long tip of his tongue. Stacy nearly leapt out of her high heels feeling Jeremy's cold wet tongue slither all around, just flickering, sputtering, and slurping all over her tight wet pussy in mere seconds. No doubt the addictive taste hooked Jeremy on nonstop, even digging his tongue deep to sneak in a penetrative motion that made Stacy Hirano herself moan in picture perfect harmony.

"Ohhhh… ohhh, god, yes…!" She went out loud, mostly feeling the room spin around her as time went on.

Safe to say, Candace felt a little upset having to be left out on all of the fun while her friend was out getting the good stuff.

So she immediately decided to join in and position her hips right across the phallic head of Jeremy's cock, which of course was still gleaming with pre-cum. It looked to be the perfect lube for Candace's mere rump to slide all the way down to Jeremy's perfect nine inches, right before proceeding to gyrate her hips in a soothing, laid back motion that began to increase its pace with time. And the pace no doubt was starting to become wild and rocky for Candace to take, pounding her hips down all across his cock with just the hardest thud the redhead could possibly make. They were indeed powerful hips at best. The kind that was literally twerking Jeremy's entire member to total submission. It was heavenly bliss for Jeremy himself knowing that the being pinned down by the two hottest girls he had known for in a long time was worth the dream his dirty mind had gotten into.

"I can't believe this is all real. It's almost like a fantasy come true." His thoughts said exactly.

All of this endless tongue lashing Jeremy had done on Stacy made her over the edge orgasmically. And so did Candace as her endless twerking over Jeremy's bare phallus began to consume her orgasmically as well. It gotten to a point where Candace's lips basically reached over to Stacy's lips in a deep kiss just to ease the sound of their moans down a notch. It did barely no help at all knowing the pleasure they were giving Jeremy was just too great to overcome realizing that the blonde looked to turn the tables on the two beauties himself.

He suddenly allowed Stacy to get off of him before turning Candace over right on her back, leaving the redhead's legs fully spread all open. It was a perfect position for Jeremy to witness at a moment's notice, seeing her girlfriend on the bottom waiting to be fucked hard like the nympho she and Stacy were. Jeremy thankfully didn't keep her waiting for long though as his cold wet phallus slid nicely through her entrance and back again, repeating the same process nonstop for as long as Jeremy permitted. He pushed through with such vigor and strength, leaving Candace's walls to clutch very tightly therefore giving Jeremy's member the challenge it deserved. This slow pace due to her tightened clit didn't seem to deter him however as he continued to push on with determination that his cock could provide. And it was worth it for him in the long run as it helped bring back the furious pace his manhood desired.

"Ohhh, yes… keep fucking me… ahhh…" Candace pleaded back, fighting off a moan that proved to be very melodious music to Jeremy's ears. The pace Jeremy went had gone super fast to the point where Candace entire nails were busy grasping at the bed sheets, piercing them right off in response. And who can blame him regarding his sexual, physical skills? He was looking very impressive and very skilled despite being caught in a threesome like this for the first time. And it was safe to say that Jeremy was passing with flying colors.

Stacy watched with both pleasure and delight seeing her best friend drilled endlessly with no chance to rest. Oh, how that image of Candace being nailed by Jeremy on the bottom got her even wetter than before. Sure, she hated having to be left out of this fun, but oh what she wouldn't do to be in this satisfying position where Candace was right now.

Thankfully for her, Jeremy noticed this coming from Stacy herself and gestured out to the Asian, "All right, come over here and bend over for me."

This thrilled Stacy to the bone as she wasted no time coming to Jeremy, who had just gotten off of Candace for the time being in order to let her rest and watch for the fun of it. The redhead kicked back in delight as she saw her best friend get bent over like a poodle in heat, patiently waiting for Jeremy to give to her hard as he ever could.

Stacy bit her lip as hard as she could feeling the cold hard end of his phallus enter inside her with such careful precision. Jeremy grabbed onto her hips as tight as he could and moved his stiffened shaft back and forth, plunging right in just to feel that perfect warm wet entrance that Stacy Hirano possessed. And just like Candace however, Stacy too was very tight for Jeremy to experience first-hand. He didn't seem too worried about it however as the unclean thought motivated him to penetrate her even more further and deeper with such a quickened pace that even Stacy found arousing.

"Yes… fuck it… fuck my ass hard, baby!" The beautiful Asian cried out in delight, leading Jeremy to increase his pace even more further.

In doing so made Stacy clench through the already torn bedsheets in total control, grasping them with a grip that could literally kill an entire mouse in seconds. Jeremy's whole member had gone literally fast that it was making Candace's king-sized bed rock very violently, coming this close to breaking down on her. It's not like Candace mattered at the slightest mostly as long as it was worth taking whatever was left of Jeremy's entire virginity in return.

All of this fast furious pacing had begun to take his toll on Jeremy however as his member began to throb, vibrate and shake in return, undergoing a very ominous eruption that even he himself was noticing. Still, his pelvis continued to push on through with every ounce of strength he could manage out of his system, leading Stacy's moans to increase ten-fold like a loud rocket taking off full-blast. After all, her whole entire body felt like being on cloud nine for all it was worth.

It was all gonna be a matter of time before Jeremy's stamina would finally be wasted on him eventually, leading his hips to twinge out on him very violently as he shrieked out, "Shit… oh shit… OH SHIT, I'M GONNA CUM!"

That one single scream of lust forced Jeremy to pull out in just the nick of time, forcing him down on his knees while Stacy and Candace proceeded to work on his shaft nonstop in order to feel the explosion that was fast approaching with no time to prepare. With his heart literally jumping out of his chest, Jeremy shot out a loud violent moan as he erupted a big giant load that splattered a good portion around Candace and Stacy's faces, mostly blasting them in the lips with that perfect bullseye. And it was without a doubt the perfect shot that Jeremy had envisioned in his dirty little mind. The thoughts of Candace and Stacy's gorgeous face splattered with his long white web-like droplets thrilled the women to a T.

Every single ounce of that orgasm Jeremy shot out of his mouth finally did him in, leaving him to collapse on the torn up bed for all it was worth. With both Stacy and Candace to clean up all of their mess with just the touch of their lips, the two women eventually rested alongside Jeremy getting some much needed rest of their very own. Lord knows how much strength they sapped out of their bodies just for that ounce of pleasure they were seeking from one Jeremy Johnson.

Candace, feeling very snuggly around Jeremy's sweaty chest, looked up to him and grinned, "So Jeremy, liked that surprise I made for you?"

"Liked it?" Jeremy asked for a bit before saying with a shot grin, "Heck, I loved it, Candace. I gotta say, I'm glad I chose to do this other than a dinner and a movie."

Stacy, who was a bit more comfortable herself, spoke to Jeremy with such a whisper, "I'm glad you actually went with the right decision, then."

"No kidding," The blonde said, chuckling with laughter, "I never imagined I'd handle both women on my first time."

"Didn't hurt to try, that's for sure." Candace nodded.

She then looked up to Jeremy once more and asked. "You think after this rest, we can shower up and head out? We can bring Stacy along if you like."

With a relaxed sigh, Jeremy closed his eyes and uttered out to his redheaded love saying, "Sounds good to me, then…"

All I gotta say is: HOT DAMN! I never knew Jeremy Johnson could be such a player getting both Candace and Stacy all to himself. Dude's got my full-blown respect.

Welp, I hope the rest you are satisfied with what me and Calvin Fujii wrote for you all. If you want to see more fics like these, just drop some feedback on the way and I'll see what I can come up for you all. There's a good chance I may get some help, but it looks like I'll have nothing to worry about. So like I said, read and review, my brethren.

Now if you'll excuse me, it's coffee time!