have you ever wondered what Tuon was always signing to Selucia. this is my take on what she said. THIS IS A PARODY. do not take it seriously.

have you ever wanted to hit Tuon when she starts calling Mat a liar about all his stories, then goes of to predict the weather in the daisies and the future in the birds? if you have, you might like my poem.

When Lanfear kidnaps Rand and turns him to the Shadow, it seems that all hope is lost for the Creator. Will the Creator and his followers be able to raise and train a new Dragon? Is it even possible? Summary sucks, just R&R!

He wasn’t really sure who he was, not any more. He didn’t know where he was. All he knew was that he was going home. Rand, finally free of the Dark One, driven insane by saidin, goes home. Oneshot.

A tale of adventure in the time before the Dragon Reborn.

Oh, the irrelevance! It's got Mat in it...and that other character I always pair him with. Whassername...yep, that's the one. Fluff. WAFF. Pants: call it what you will. R&R always snuggled.

Rand, Matt and Perrin Enjoy their time away from their Wives. Lan too! Chapter 2 now up. Cheers.

Ok. A company of Children of the Light find themselves trying to hold off the Seanchan for the mian forces togather. Low Captain Ivowan finds himself without support and a reported Darkfriend for his stands on Aes Sedai. So, he forges his own way.

A Young Girl meets a Dragon and finds how she can become a new cycle of the Dragon Reborn.

This is a story about Mierin turning into Lanfear. When, why, and how.

Ok this is about Sadie. Her brother has a connection to WOT and sends her there to complete her fate. While there she joins up with Perrin and people. This goes two ways one she falls for Matrim.

Mat experiments with some methods of getting out of trouble. On Nynaeve. R&R! Rating to be very safe.

Mat learns how similar marriage and war really are when he and Tuon come to a clash of wills. However, he begins to realize that he may have been infected with the disease called true love... but can he bend his stiff neck enough to admit it? TWOSHOT.

Set in “The Shadow Rising”. We know from a section in Chapter 9 that Lan and Nynaeve were spending all their free time together. They took moonlit walks and Nynaeve even cooked for him, but we saw none of it. Here's my version of what we missed...

A short one bit I did... About when a warder loses a Aes Sedai. As always please r&r

Aviendha had a dream.just a short one shot.

A story set in our age, the first age. In the Age before the Age of Legends. In a parallel universe to ours, where the USSR still stands, where the Dark One has awoken and the power has just been unleashed on the world, the first war of power is beginning

Min's story as she grows up living in Baerlon, meets Rand and falls in love with the man destined to become the Dragon Reborn. R&R, please!

Shai'tan should be careful about whose attention he gets while giving orders. A slightly demented WoTAnime Crossover

A short poem. Sort of Randish when he is cutting off all his friends and such. Enjoy, and drop a review by. By the way, the italics are him speaking, the rest just sort of thoughts. Rating to be VERY safe.

A mysterious man comes to the Two Rivers with fearful news.

This is a parady on the real song called Attack by System of a Down. If you don't know the song, then download it and listen to it while you read. If you don't it won't be as funny to you. Hope you enjoy!

Some very important things have been stolen from Rand. Now he must enter the Chambers of Doom if he has any hope of getting them back! R&R! Wow, Chapter 4 is finally up after the Light knows how long...

Rand pays the Lord Captain Commander of the Whitecloaks a visit, and falls asleep. Galad is seeing dead people, and isn't sure what to do. Fluffy. OCD!Galad, Oblivious!Rand. KOD spoilers.

Funny parady about RJ holding a convention with all his characters trying to pitch ideas for book 12. Please read and review!