Warning: Crackfic. What if someone hit the Premiseverse with a happy button, and Ahern was the Spectre that Shepard should have been? Will only make much sense if you are familar with the rest of my series. M mostly for language, and violence. Does not feature angst, conspiracies, or sanity, and it's Saren, Balak and Ahern against an enemy you will die laughing to behold.

In the Alliance there wasn't one Shepard. Her younger sister and their adopted brother. When the threat of a rogue spectur rises, Commander Felicity Shepard has band the three to save the galaxy. All the while trying to save themselves.

"He felt drawn to her, not as a man to a woman, but rather as a repentant sinner to one who might serve as confessor." Sequel to "In What Time Remains." Cross-posted on AO3.

Mass Effect drabbles from all three games. Some serious, some humorous. Based on prompts and random ideas. Various characters, Shepards, and het pairings; mostly Shenko.

Cassie Shepard gives Joker a really really really big present for Christmas!

"'Oh, shove it,' Traynor answers between firing on incoming troopers. 'I did not sign up for this. I'm tapping out. I'm tapping out right now.' Shepard chuckles over the line." - Shepard and Traynor. Love (or something like it) in a firefight.

My first story on this website. When Ashley Williams stayed behind to set of the bomb she knew it was the end, or was it?

After the war, Kaidan keeps a promise.

The Final Battle for earth was ongoing when suddenly a strange light engulfed not just earth, but the entire galaxy. Follow Grunt and the others on a mission of their own to find Shepard.

Theo slips away from the office holiday party...

A collection of narratives, Codex entries and one shots set in an alternate universe in which the destiny of two specific races are forever altered, and how the results and consequences forever changes the Mass Effect Universe.

What happens when the Reapers are gone and the galaxy is left to rebuild? There's many a possibility but in this one, one possible outcome is descent into madness. I don't own the rights to Mass Effect, all rights go to bioware. For plot purposes, the ME3 ending is going to be tweaked with a bit of headcanon. War is easy to wage, it's the rebuilding that'll test a species.

Three months from the end of the Reaper war and the destruction of the Crucible, Liara is left contemplating life without Shepard in a galaxy of worlds that are still smoldering. How will she, and the child she is carrying, find a place among the millions who suffer in the galaxy Shepard created?

A tender and sexy Christmas night in the Canadian Rockies...

Commander Shepard has lived with a few regrets in her time, nothing major but enough to keep her awake one night before the final battle against the Reapers. How does Joker, her loyal pilot, play into those regrets? Gift for SparklyQuarians. Rated T for implied sexual content.

Shepard sends Kaidan one last message before she heads through the Omega relay.

Shepard and Tali have last conversation before the final push.

Donnel Udina wasn't selected to be Councilor.

The world, having never heard about Commander Shepard, gets a chance to fix that oversight. Two chances, even. How will the Citadel Space handle not one, but two Commander Shepards at the same time? Will anyone believe them or will everyone try to stop them from saving the Universe once more?

Everything's normal(ish) and BLAM! ALIENS! Oh how will our poor, innocent hero survive? A Semi-Self Insert.

Garrus Vakarian is fighting hard to maintain his relationship with Commander Shepard in a post-destroy-ending world. Riddled with PTSD, Shepard needs a little extra TLC which her Turian love interest is more than happy to give to her...especially since there may be a chance for the couple to naturally conceive a child.

Garrus looks for Shepard after the war. Written for Orangeflavor for a Secret Santa exchange.

These are alternate stories on our favorite characters. From how Garrus and Shepard met, to whether or not the Protheans lived and survived the last cycle to our characters meeting when they were children

If Shepard's going to make things work with Kaidan, they need to be on the same page. Especially when it comes to her relationship with Thane.

"Don't always say, 'there's still time', or, 'maybe next time', because there's also a concept of, 'it's too late'..." Post-Mass Effect 3, Kaidan/MShep. At Shepard's funeral Kaidan regrets that he and Shepard didn't make the most of their time together.